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00:00I know you never miss an episode of Love Island, but in case you have, no judgement, here's what you might have missed.
00:13Do you feel that feeling?
00:16From the floor to the ceiling.
00:19Couple's got properly!
00:21Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
00:24You just get me.
00:25We're just clicking.
00:26Connor is giving husband material.
00:29Mick made an omelette.
00:30You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
00:32Maybe my drunk's connection is an omelette.
00:36Yanna's ex, Kai, arrived.
00:38Oh my God, I'm shaking.
00:40You ain't gonna want this omelette now.
00:42You still want the omelette or not now?
00:48Kai cracked on with Lacey.
00:51I love a man that can take charge.
00:54The girl I'd like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:58Before double the bombshells.
01:01How the hell are you, Islanders?
01:03Brought double the trouble.
01:05She's hot and I like what I see.
01:07Luckily you're Irish.
01:08Almost hot, thank you.
01:10I don't know, it was just like little sparks.
01:13It was a really good kiss, it was really nice.
01:17Game on bro.
01:18You want it?
01:19I'll put it here, alright?
01:24Tuna!
01:25Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
01:39Tamara and Mateo still...
01:41The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
01:43The girl I would like to couple up with is...
01:47You look pretty shop-level.
01:49Oh my God.
01:52And Yana...
01:54What's going through your head?
01:56Makes a heartbreaking decision.
01:58Um...
01:59I can't even talk, guys.
02:01Another beautiful bustling day in sunny Spain.
02:18Buenos dias a todos.
02:20It's Kai's birthday today and wouldn't you know,
02:22the first person to say it to his face is perfect Irish queen Tamara.
02:27Did I mention that she's Irish?
02:29Happy birthday.
02:30Oh, thank you.
02:32Happy birthday, bro.
02:3323?
02:34Yeah.
02:3523.
02:36I'm definitely still older now, I just woke up.
02:39Thanks, bro.
02:41Yana's quick out of the bed.
02:46I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present,
02:49and she's wrapped it beautifully with all the red flags he gave her.
02:54Oh, you got your birthday pants on, brother.
02:56Oh, shit.
02:57Woo!
02:58That was coming in hot there, brother.
03:00To the kids.
03:03To the kids.
03:04Is there anyone you get your on?
03:15Um...
03:16I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella,
03:21and the one that I had the nicest kiss with was...
03:25With Lacey.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:27Hi, peps.
03:28Hi, gorgeous.
03:30So today it is Kai's birthday, and I do want to do something special for him.
03:36I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other.
03:43So I just really want to show him that I do care.
03:45Okay, so don't tell anyone.
03:46Like, don't tell the guys.
03:47But I'm going to, um, like...
03:48Surprise guys.
03:49Surprise guys.
03:50Surprise guys.
03:51So I'm going to need your help.
03:52I'm thinking I'm going to lay something down near the fire pit, maybe like a blanket
03:57and pillows, and then I want to make, like, a nibblies board.
04:00So maybe, like, yeah.
04:01With the charcuteries.
04:02Yeah, babe, can you help me with that?
04:04Yeah.
04:05So Lacey's called on Chef Slick Mick to come in and help with the charcuterie board today
04:09for Kai, which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
04:12She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
04:14Okay, we're going to get creative.
04:16Is this cheese?
04:17Is this?
04:18I wouldn't use that one.
04:19I think it's...
04:20Okay.
04:21It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
04:23Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
04:25I really like it.
04:26Like, Mick did his little thing.
04:28Oh, what about a carrot?
04:29No.
04:30We're not doing carrots.
04:31And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there.
04:34Yes, put that in there.
04:35Yes, put that in there.
04:36Like, it really just came together really nice.
04:38I want him thinking that, like, I'm very much wife material.
04:41You know what I mean?
04:42Is this giving wife material?
04:43I think it is.
04:44Like, even though I made it.
04:46Shhh.
04:51Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything, you know?
04:55Oh, what have we got going up here?
04:57Nothing.
04:58Go back down.
04:59Right, now.
05:00I'm hungry.
05:01Babe.
05:02Get back down there and work on that tan.
05:05Snack time is not right now.
05:09What are you doing, slick?
05:10Okay, we need to distract Kai, please.
05:13What are you doing?
05:15Sitting at the pool.
05:17What are you doing?
05:18I'm just, like, chilling.
05:20You look nice.
05:21You too, babe.
05:23So, it needs more pillows.
05:25It was all, you know, in the strategy and the set up.
05:28How can I set the scene for her?
05:29Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
05:31And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
05:33Because she's come to me trusting me.
05:35So, when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
05:37Do you want me to do a char?
05:38Yeah.
05:39Like, in the room?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:45Do you want to go in the bedroom?
05:47I'm kind of, like, tired.
05:49The sun is, like, draining me a little bit.
05:51Give me the all clear.
05:53The cute?
05:54Yeah.
05:55Maybe do it, like, a...
05:56Oh!
05:57I'll just do it like this one.
05:58I'm like, ah!
05:59Yep.
06:00Ooh!
06:01Oh, you little birds.
06:02You like those sunnies?
06:03Yeah, I do.
06:04They're good.
06:05I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
06:08Oh, exactly.
06:09Yeah?
06:10Tell me when he's coming down.
06:11Try and just not spy on him.
06:13I think I'm going to find some sun, but, like, talking private.
06:17Should we go down here?
06:20Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22Look at you, eh?
06:23Huh?
06:24That's cute.
06:25Is it?
06:26That's really cute.
06:27Wow.
06:28I like this.
06:29That's mad.
06:30Oh, yum.
06:31We delivered what we wanted to do.
06:35We wanted to be impressed.
06:36And I think we did that.
06:37We did that.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43Oh, yeah.
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:45Oh, yeah.
06:46Oh, yeah.
06:47Oh, yeah.
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:49And I think we did that.
06:50So, I'm happy.
06:52It's been hard for me to show you that, like, I do actually like you.
06:56And I do really care for you.
06:58And I'm really happy that I am coupled up with you.
07:01So, I wanted to just...
07:05I actually think I needed this, eh?
07:07Yeah, really?
07:08I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on my end, too.
07:10And I actually do appreciate it.
07:12It's actually really nice.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
07:21But, yeah, I actually think this is really cute.
07:24So, thank you.
07:25It's good.
07:26It's good.
07:27Yeah, I'm stoked.
07:28It actually gave me a breath of fresh air and made me realise that, like, yeah, she is
07:35more keen on me than I thought.
07:36Do you want to go here?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Like, you know, it's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like,
07:57crying and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
08:00And you're just like...
08:01Fuck off.
08:02I don't want to.
08:03Crying.
08:04Crying a river is what I feel like.
08:05Oh.
08:06There's just so much emotion in my head, like...
08:10You've had a lot going on in here.
08:11I don't even want to feel like this, like, honestly.
08:16I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either.
08:22Like, it's not even that.
08:23It's just, like, seeing all these things, like, the weed and, like, it being his birthday,
08:28like, I don't know, just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Like...
08:35Yeah.
08:36I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
08:38So fucking overwhelming.
08:40But you're allowed to cry.
08:43I just want to go home, be in my bed with my friends.
08:51I'm just feeling two emotions.
08:53Like, I'm feeling, like...
08:54Happiness for them, but, like...
08:55Happiness for them, but then, like...
08:56A bit like, what the fuck?
08:57Yeah.
08:58It's like a best friend going for your ex.
08:59That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
09:01Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home...
09:03Yeah.
09:04Was with my ex, except it's not like they're being sneaky.
09:07They're literally doing it with my face.
09:08Just doing it in front of you.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in bed with another girl, like, it's just...
09:13It's not normal.
09:14It's not fucking normal.
09:15Yeah.
09:16And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
09:19I'm just gonna...
09:20It's such a fucking pain.
09:32I'm just...
09:33There's a lot in my head.
09:45I want to see, like, in my head, I'm just, like, starting to lose the pot.
10:00Where, like, I genuinely just want to go home.
10:02All I see when I see you is pain, pain, pain.
10:09All I see when I see you is pain, pain, pain.
10:12Do I stay like him?
10:16Pain, pain, pain.
10:27Guys, I'm so sorry.
10:29I know it's terrible, but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant,
10:32so please make sure to know...
10:34Oh, my God! Oh, dear!
10:37Not funny, Cooper.
10:38Where do you want to sit?
10:40Um, we'll go over here, our little spot.
10:42Uh, let's move on quickly, shall we?
10:44Uh, thanks, Mateo.
10:45How are you feeling?
10:46Yeah, good, good.
10:48Yeah?
10:48Oh, that couch I slept on is a bit. How are you going?
10:53I'm keen to see what's, like, in store for us today.
10:56I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Who would you pick to go on a date?
11:01Well, you've put me right on it.
11:02I don't know, yeah, probably...
11:04I feel like...
11:05Like, would you be weirded out if I picked you?
11:10Um...
11:11Not weirded out.
11:12What's the right word for that?
11:15Like...
11:16Hit me on a word.
11:19I don't know, I can't think...
11:19It's not, like, uncomfortable.
11:20Like, obviously, like, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
11:23Yeah.
11:26Oh, I'm gonna get it.
11:27I used to do gymnastics.
11:29I don't know.
11:33You don't know what?
11:36Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
11:39Like, I don't know what, like, word it is either.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Yeah.
11:47That's crazy.
11:49The conversation was, like, forced, and it's, like, awkward.
11:52So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is?
12:01I'm curious.
12:03Out of ten?
12:04Yeah, give me a number.
12:08That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
12:10Why?
12:11Because it's not really rating, like, a patina.
12:13No, no, no, no, no, not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have
12:16with him.
12:17Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment.
12:18I'm not gonna lie.
12:20Mm.
12:23Yeah, like, obviously, at the moment, me and Connor are, like, really strong, so...
12:26Mm.
12:26We're just, like, vibing.
12:35Interesting.
12:37Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know, the energies weren't really
12:41reciprocating very well, which is so fine.
12:44Oh, I need to go to all this one.
12:45I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
12:49Okay.
12:50Which is fine.
12:55Connie, bring me in!
12:56Connie, baby!
12:57Connie, baby!
12:58You know, that's so fine.
13:00Like, that's...
13:00Yeah.
13:02One more time, I'm done.
13:04Ready?
13:05Three, two, one, go!
13:10Wow!
13:11Jotham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
13:15Go, team!
13:17Yes!
13:19Yeah!
13:21You just picked him up and carried him.
13:24Oh, jeez.
13:25Perfect Irish Queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
13:32Last night, she felt he talked at her too much, so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise
13:37in an attempt to start over.
13:39She'll never know!
13:40Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
13:43Yeah, well, while I'm single, I might as well.
13:46You're not going to do it when you're not?
13:48No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
13:49Yeah.
13:50How do you have your coffee?
13:51I'll make one for you in the morning.
13:53I'm making her an omelet.
13:55Mick, shut up!
13:56Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
13:59She's a good-looking girl.
14:01How can you not be?
14:02And she's Irish.
14:02I do have a thing for accents.
14:04What is it that is, though?
14:06Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
14:07Is it like a funny tart?
14:08It's a conversation starter.
14:10So it's meant to be like...
14:11Yeah.
14:11...doing exactly what it's doing now?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah, that's perfect.
14:14Yeah.
14:14You're throwing me off, Mick.
14:23I'm not going to lie.
14:24Throwing you off?
14:25The Koopa Troopa over there,
14:26he's trying to chat his frickin' verbal nonsense
14:28like he always does.
14:31So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything
14:33they've got going on there,
14:34just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
14:36What's your plan for the rest of the day?
14:37How's her headbutt like?
14:38Probably talking to me.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40You always headbutt?
14:40Mate, I'm not talking here right now anymore.
14:43Hmm?
14:44Mick, I'm not talking to you anymore.
14:47Like, what are you doing, Mick?
14:49Guy's a nervous wreck
14:51and just does weird things all the time.
14:53Who have you actually got to chat to?
14:55You've obviously got Mick.
14:56And, yep.
14:57Mick, fuck off.
14:58Seriously.
14:59You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
15:04Oh, wee!
15:07That's not that hairy, mate.
15:09I've seen way worse than that.
15:10With the bombshell set to steal soon,
15:12Mick takes a break from the reason
15:14he thinks he was put in the villa
15:15to annoy Cooper
15:16for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
15:19Oh, what's going on?
15:21What is horrible?
15:22How's your day so far?
15:23Oh, that was yours.
15:24Are you enjoying it?
15:24Yeah.
15:26Oh, watch out, Ian.
15:31Whoa.
15:32Okay.
15:33Okay.
15:33I really don't know how I found myself
15:36in the middle of this snake and Cooper rivalry,
15:39but, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
15:43You're literally sitting on top of me right now.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Are you putting yourself here?
15:46Yeah.
15:47I thought I'd give you a backrest.
15:49Yeah, you did, actually.
15:50Thanks.
15:50Thanks, appreciate it.
15:52Are you comfortable?
15:53I'm very.
15:54Okay.
15:55Yeah.
15:55All right.
15:56What are you hating so far about this place?
15:59I'm not hating anything so far.
16:01Yes, you are.
16:01Are you about to change it?
16:03Are you about to make me hate it?
16:05Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
16:09Then, yeah.
16:10Then everything will probably go downhill and really sour.
16:13It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
16:14If you do.
16:16If I do, okay.
16:17If you don't, you'll be safe.
16:18I'll keep that in mind.
16:19My conversations with Mick are, like,
16:22the most insane conversations ever,
16:24and they go from, like, zero to 100 in a nanosecond.
16:27He's definitely a joker guy.
16:29He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too,
16:31which is not a bad thing.
16:32You have very small hands, actually.
16:34I have tiny, tiny fists.
16:36Yeah.
16:37You have...
16:38Big arms.
16:38I have tiny thumbs.
16:40Thumbs?
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah, what the hell?
16:43You have, like, a little worm.
16:44Tiny.
16:46Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
16:47What?
16:49Sorry.
16:50You're a terrible person.
16:52Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
16:55She's such an idiot.
16:57No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
17:00You're actually terrible.
17:02That was me, yeah.
17:03Mission accomplished so, Mick.
17:04Who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
17:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo,
17:11who, yeah, fine, will hold for Ross, right, and pinky.
17:13Take your time.
17:15Great.
17:16Anyway, Matteo chats to Jana.
17:18Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
17:20Yeah, let's.
17:21Sweet.
17:22Where do we go?
17:22Where do we go?
17:23Up here.
17:23Up here.
17:24Up here.
17:24In there.
17:25Oh, this is the groin stretch.
17:26How are you going?
17:27Yeah, I'm good.
17:28Good?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah?
17:30Are you all right from this morning?
17:33What was this morning?
17:35Were you a little bit upset?
17:35Oh, yeah.
17:36Yeah?
17:36No, I just had a little sook.
17:38I'm not usually like that.
17:39Really?
17:39It's just like...
17:40Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
17:41Yeah, they're just like a lot.
17:43Yeah.
17:43Yeah.
17:44I literally can't believe it.
17:45Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
17:52A man pulls me for a chat.
17:54What do you like to do, like, for fun, like, on a public holiday?
17:58Like, what would you like to go do?
17:58Okay, public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, and
18:02just play video games.
18:05No, I'm joking.
18:07I'm joking.
18:08You're going to give me a heart attack.
18:10You're going to give me good things.
18:12Public holiday, I love the beach.
18:15Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
18:18Dissert.
18:18Oh, just on the body board, like, yeah.
18:21Oh, the teacher.
18:21I need, that's my plan, like, this year.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:24To learn how to surf.
18:25I'm a surfer.
18:25I've got a wedding and everything.
18:26Really?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28And you're, like, just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
18:33A dead fish on the beach.
18:34Oh, I love doing that shit, too.
18:37I am so attracted to Mateo.
18:39I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
18:42His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
18:47Like, you know what I mean?
18:48You know when someone just looks clean, like, they don't look filthy?
18:51I love it.
18:53So, who would you say, like, is on your kind of radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
18:58Just me right there?
18:59Yeah, honestly.
19:00Anyone else?
19:01Nah.
19:01Yeah, cool, cool.
19:02Like, if I'm being honest.
19:04Yeah, nice.
19:05My luck has just turned around in this villa.
19:08One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
19:11Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that I have not felt in this villa yet.
19:17And I'm just so excited to explore it.
19:18Oh, I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
19:24I love it.
19:25Coming up, Sophie's back and someone's about to pack.
19:37By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
19:43Sad news on Love Island now as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
20:00Sorry, bud.
20:00Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:09Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:15Coops, are you done with the lady?
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:17Yeah, actually.
20:18We've been down there for details.
20:19Why not?
20:19Let's go.
20:20Beanbag it off?
20:21All right.
20:22Beanbag it off.
20:23That's a great sentence.
20:24See you later.
20:26Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:29Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian and I refuse to see him throw it all away by pulling someone for a chat.
20:36Unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair as black as Guinness.
20:41Play on, lovebirds.
20:43My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
20:46Honestly, though, yeah.
20:47I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like you're the most Australian person I've met.
20:51Really?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Outside of the villa, I'm even more so, like, I just wear bodies and barefoot or whatever.
20:57Yeah.
20:57I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I feel like his personality is definitely my type.
21:06So, I don't know.
21:07I'm open for sure.
21:09Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
21:11I do.
21:11Yep.
21:12I am the middle child.
21:14Okay.
21:15You give me middle child energy.
21:16What's middle child energy?
21:18I don't know.
21:18Like, I feel like...
21:19Because we get a bad rap.
21:21Yeah.
21:21I'm definitely attracted to Tamara, I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely funny, she's definitely got the chat.
21:30How are you doing these days?
21:33Yeah, really good.
21:34Yeah.
21:34I had a good sleep last night.
21:37You're doing Rossy-Bossy?
21:38Rossy-Bossy.
21:39Does he get more intimate?
21:40No.
21:41He hasn't yet?
21:41No.
21:42So, I'm honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
21:44Yeah.
21:45And just...
21:46Let him take the lead.
21:46Yeah.
21:47And follow his lead.
21:48Correct, I will just follow it.
21:49Now, it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be, like, literally, all right, goodnight, and turning away every single night.
21:56Like, I would like a little bit more than that, personally.
21:59But, yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
22:03I like being a...
22:04Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
22:07Yeah, I do.
22:08And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
22:10Very much so, yeah.
22:11Very much a green-thumbed gardens guy.
22:13Yeah, my mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
22:16Yeah, she's, like, hardcore gardener.
22:18Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
22:22At night?
22:23And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower, cutting the grass.
22:26And I'm like, woman, would you come inside?
22:28Like, what are you doing?
22:29She's like, there's...
22:30Therapy.
22:30It's going to rain tomorrow.
22:31It's been a therapy.
22:32I'm like...
22:33Rain's coming.
22:33No, it's fine.
22:34Like, the grass can be an inch taller.
22:36Like, it's okay.
22:37And she's like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
22:40Like, it's so funny.
22:41So, yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
22:43Such a parent thing, too.
22:44Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
22:47Oh, yeah, God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is like, jeez, look at the state
22:51of her lawn.
22:52Yeah, yeah.
22:53They take a lot of pride with something that this generation, our generation, I don't think
22:55we carry that, like...
22:57I know, which is sad.
22:58It is sad.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Yeah.
23:00I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention.
23:03Yeah, we'll probably keep it up.
23:05Our upbringing.
23:06Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
23:11I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
23:13It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
23:17He's just got that really nice personality.
23:20He's really just lovely to talk to.
23:22He's really friendly.
23:23And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
23:26And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
23:30As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair, having bond
23:50with Isabel, Bombshell Mateo tries to un-bomb with Lacey.
23:55I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did kiss, there was only three, yourself included.
24:00And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
24:03I'm not going to lie to you.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Yeah, there was.
24:05I don't know if you felt that too.
24:06I felt that too.
24:06But, like, it was just like, what the hell is going on here?
24:09Yeah, I was expecting that.
24:10It was a good kiss.
24:11It was a good kiss.
24:12It was, like, it was not.
24:13It was really, yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16It was good.
24:16It was nice.
24:17It was good.
24:18Yeah.
24:18So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
24:23Oh, yes.
24:24Yes.
24:24Obviously.
24:25Okay, yeah.
24:25A hundred percent.
24:26Wow, I like that.
24:27What was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
24:30So, I've never had, like, a, yeah.
24:34Really?
24:34Yeah.
24:35Holy moly.
24:37That's crazy.
24:38Really?
24:39Yeah, so I've never had, like, a...
24:41It's not shocking because, like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really,
24:45like, you know, like, beautiful and stuff.
24:47So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his, like, time and effort into
24:50you?
24:50Yeah, but I have had, like, situationships, which I hate.
24:55I, like, they are just especially...
24:57Yeah, yeah.
25:01Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material vibes.
25:07I'm in my prime.
25:08Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
25:14I've got everything right now.
25:15But that person I would like to kind of share it with.
25:17I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
25:19I know what I want.
25:20I know what I don't want.
25:22Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
25:24I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted and that's kind
25:29of what I'm after.
25:30With me, I'm a very straight up person and I've got big balls, babe.
25:34So, I was like...
25:35Bigger than mine?
25:36Bigger than yours, babe.
25:37Yeah.
25:37For sure?
25:37Yeah.
25:38I'm positive.
25:39Really?
25:39My balls are, like, the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
25:41Juiciest?
25:42Yeah.
25:42And I was saying that...
25:43What fruit are we talking about?
25:44Like, how juicy?
25:44Like, I'm going to say, like, all of the juiciest fruits you can ever think of combined times
25:49one million.
25:51Yeah.
25:52I think mine are times, like, two million.
25:54Well, mine's times...
25:54But good to hear.
25:55You've probably met your match right now.
25:57So, that's good to hear.
25:58Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation will wonders never cease.
26:03Now, all she has to do is subtract Chi divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
26:09It's maths, you perverts.
26:20You know, I've got a feeling some crazy stuff in the world.
26:25Izzy, can I use your room with the plan?
26:26Yeah, just put it back in here.
26:28Thank you, babe.
26:29How are you feeling, Tamara?
26:31Good.
26:32I'm excited for tonight.
26:33Who are you vibing with so far?
26:35I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the moles at this point.
26:39Mick was very high on my radar, and Cooper.
26:43I've been getting to know a couple of the boys, and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
26:50One of us might be going home tonight.
26:53You know what?
26:54It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
26:56Yeah.
27:01How's Kaiser?
27:03He's cool.
27:04Yeah, he's really nice.
27:06Obviously, because of, like, the whole situation, it's been, like, hard for everyone.
27:10And I wanted to him, like, for him to have a nice birthday, because, you know, like...
27:15I think it was just, like, weird for me, because, like, the last birthday was, like, us, you know what I mean?
27:19Yes.
27:20And so, like, to be in here, and it's, like, us, but, like, not us.
27:24I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Jana and Lacey off because of the age.
27:33I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
27:36They seemed...
27:37They seemed...
27:38I think they got a bit on on the outside, which is always a good sign.
27:41After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely, like, I really want to get to know him.
27:48The chat just rolled.
27:50Nice.
27:50Like, it felt like...
27:51It felt nice.
27:52Yeah.
27:52And it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
27:55You know what I mean?
27:55Yeah.
27:55Oh, I'm keen for a bev, I'll tell you.
28:05Facts.
28:06Jana, how convenient.
28:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
28:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:15Cheers.
28:16Let's go.
28:17Welcome to you.
28:18I think he's done.
28:19Everyone get behind me.
28:21Group's getting bigger now.
28:23Everyone excited?
28:24One, two, three.
28:25Yeah.
28:25I just want to say something to you again.
28:30Happy birthday to my boy.
28:31Yeah.
28:34Happy birthday.
28:34Thank you, everyone.
28:37I got attacked.
28:42Oh, my God.
28:44All Islanders say five here immediately.
28:47Oh, shit.
28:50I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
28:54Definitely a hard choice.
28:55There's three amazing, beautiful women.
28:58Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
29:02Chat with Jana.
29:03That was awesome.
29:04But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
29:08Yeah, it's going to be tough.
29:10I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
29:13I really want to make the right decision.
29:16I feel like in the moment I'm going to know.
29:21I know your life's going to be tough.
29:26I know your life's going to take you into your heart.
29:28Into your heart.
29:29I'll save your love.
29:31Save your love.
29:34The end has come.
29:36The islanders gather.
29:50A flame, it does burn.
29:52A recoupling looms.
29:54Their bum cheeks do squirm.
29:55The mood was so high.
29:57How low it has sunk.
29:59But who cares about them?
30:00Let's bring on the monk.
30:02All eyes, eyes on me.
30:06Watch me rising higher.
30:09So bright, set you free.
30:12Burn it with praise I am.
30:15Careful what you touch, don't get too close.
30:18You're looking for the taste of news to know.
30:21Now they see it, cut you off, you are now.
30:25You don't want to play with my...
30:27Good evening, Islanders.
30:29Good evening.
30:29How are you going?
30:31How are you all going?
30:31Good.
30:33You know what, fun fact.
30:34Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes,
30:36you can burn up to 60 calories?
30:38Oh, there you go.
30:39That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
30:43Kai, lovely to meet you.
30:45Have you enjoyed your time so far?
30:46It's been a bit rough the first couple of days,
30:48but I'm starting to sell in now.
30:49It's really good.
30:50Oh, great.
30:52Tamara, nice to meet you.
30:54It's really exciting.
30:55Mateo, how are you going to do it?
30:59That's all I got.
31:00I don't really know.
31:01Fair enough, fair enough.
31:01I don't really know.
31:02I don't really know.
31:03I don't really know.
31:04I don't really know.
31:05I don't really know.
31:06Islanders.
31:07There are currently five couples in the villa.
31:11Lacey and Kai.
31:14Yana and Mick.
31:16Sian and Ross.
31:18Gabby and Jotham.
31:21And Isabel and Connor.
31:22And there are three singles.
31:25And our two newest bombshells, Tamara and Mateo.
31:32Islanders.
31:33It is a love island sin to be single.
31:36By the end of tonight.
31:37By the end of tonight, there will be no singles in this villa.
31:49Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
31:53Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
32:06You can choose any boy you like, regardless of whether they're in a couple.
32:12Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
32:15I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in, I was initially attracted
32:21to him right away.
32:22We had a really good, intelligent conversation and I think we have pretty similar banter and
32:27similar humor.
32:29So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
32:35Mick.
32:36Mick.
32:37You look good together.
32:39You're very good.
32:41How are you feeling?
32:42A bit better than I did the other night, that's for sure.
32:43Oh, yeah, yeah.
32:44You're smiling a lot more.
32:45That's it.
32:46I think we look very nice together.
32:47You do.
32:48Well, she looks better than me, but yeah.
32:49Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
32:51Please take a seat.
32:52Over to you, Matteo.
32:53Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
32:55I'd like to do a good job and I'd like to love you, too.
32:59No, no, no, no.
33:00That's for sure.
33:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
33:02You're smiling a lot more.
33:03That's it.
33:04I think we look very nice together.
33:05You do.
33:06Well, she looks better than me, but yeah.
33:07Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
33:09Please take a seat.
33:12Over to you, Matteo.
33:15Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
33:20and why? I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values
33:27and I don't know I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person
33:33so the girl I would like to couple up with is
33:39Lacey
33:50you look pretty shocked by that
34:03yeah to be honest I wasn't expecting that
34:06we did have a good really cool conversation today
34:10but yeah I was not expecting that
34:13are you taking that as a compliment?
34:15are you flooded?
34:16yeah yeah yeah
34:17oh good
34:18and Kai how's it going over there?
34:21yeah I mean it is what it is
34:23he had to choose someone
34:24I mean it's not the birthday I wanted to
34:26really want to end on
34:28but look it is what it is
34:30he had to choose
34:30and I can't be disappointed with his decision
34:33well Lacey and Mateo
34:36you're now officially a couple
34:37go and take a seat
34:39thank you
34:39I can't even do it
34:52it's not me
34:52Islanders
34:55the bombs have had their say
34:58Tamara and Mick
35:00and Mateo and Lacey
35:02you're locked in as couples
35:04and you're safe
35:05that leaves us with
35:08four girls
35:09and five boys
35:11the maths not adding up
35:14tonight
35:16is a recoupling
35:18girls
35:20will pick boys
35:21and whichever boy
35:23is left single
35:24will be dumped
35:26can all the boys
35:28except for Mateo and Mick
35:30please come and stand on the stairs
35:33Sian please stand up
35:47which boy would you like to couple up with
35:52and why
35:53I would like to couple up with this boy tonight
35:57because we have unreal banter
35:59I believe we do have a genuine connection
36:01and I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life
36:04so tonight the boy
36:06I would like to couple up with is
36:08Rossi baby
36:10Ross what do you think of his speech
36:22oh very flattered
36:23and the feeling's mutual
36:25well Sian and Ross
36:26you're locked in as a couple
36:28Isabel
36:30please stand up
36:32I would like to couple up with this boy
36:38because
36:38since coming into the villa
36:40we've had such an amazing time together
36:42and
36:43I want to continue to see where our connection goes
36:46so the boy I would like to couple up with is
36:49Connor
36:52Connor
37:03Connor was that a shock
37:04I had an idea
37:05yeah you had an idea
37:06did you like what you heard
37:09I did
37:10I'd like to hear more but
37:11we can save that
37:12Isabel and Connor
37:15you're locked in as a couple
37:17Gabby
37:19please stand up
37:20sorry
37:22I would like to couple up with this boy
37:27because
37:28he's hot as fuck
37:30he makes me feel safe
37:34he's brought up
37:34a side to me that
37:36look I didn't even know I had
37:38so the boy I'd like to couple up with is
37:41Dothan
37:43well Jotham
37:56Gabby used the O word
37:57the outside the villa
37:59the outside I know
38:00well Gabby and Jotham
38:02you're now a couple
38:03well done
38:04thank you
38:05two boys on the steps
38:16and only one girl left to pick
38:21Yana
38:23please stand up
38:24what's going through your head
38:31oh I feel like I've been
38:33around
38:34around the runner
38:35in this villa
38:36yeah
38:36it's been pretty fucked
38:38recently
38:39but yeah
38:42just another situation
38:43I guess like this
38:44so we'll see
38:46as if the choice wasn't hard enough
38:50you're now facing
38:52a boy
38:53that you were in love with
38:54a matter of months ago
38:56or
38:57someone you picked on day one
39:00and had an initial bond with
39:02which boy
39:06would you like to couple up with
39:08and why
39:09oh shit sorry
39:17well I can't
39:39my heart
40:04I can't even talk guys
40:19I would like to couple up with
40:25this boy because I think
40:26he has really gotten along with
40:29everyone in this villa already
40:30I feel like there is some
40:34genuine connections with people
40:35that he's been able to make
40:37I think I want to give him a shot
40:40at getting a connection with someone
40:43so the boy I would like to couple up with tonight is
40:51Kai
40:56I'll lock it up
41:02fuck me
41:17sorry coops
41:22nah it's all good
41:24there's nothing there
41:24so it makes sense
41:25good luck sharing a bed with your ex though
41:28yeah
41:29thanks
41:30good luck going home
41:33oh my god
41:36Kai
41:39is there anything you want to say to Jana
41:41before we move on
41:41um
41:42look I'm stoked that she picked me
41:44I genuinely didn't think that would
41:46happen
41:46um
41:48I think we didn't really get off to the right foot
41:50when I first come in here
41:51and um
41:52you know I just appreciate she's given me another chance
41:56yeah
41:56thank you
41:57do you think she's made the right decision
42:00look honestly I hope she has
42:02I think she has
42:04and
42:04yeah
42:05that's all I've really got to say about it
42:07really I'm a bit shocked
42:08Jana
42:09is there a possibility with Kai
42:12um
42:13there's definitely comfort with Kai
42:15like I was there for a long time
42:18but
42:18yeah I don't know
42:20I don't know what the next steps are honestly
42:22Kai how's it feel hearing that
42:24yeah look I'm
42:26speechless to be honest with you
42:27I'm
42:27I don't even know
42:29I've got nothing to say really
42:31I'm
42:31yeah
42:31pretty gobsmacked
42:33that I'm sitting there
42:34Cooper come over here
42:37oh darling
42:38how are you
42:38good
42:39do you understand Jana's decision
42:41or
42:42do you think she made a mistake
42:43I just feel sorry for her
42:45having to share a bed with her ex
42:46that's going to be a rough one tonight
42:48well Cooper I'm going to make it official
42:52you have been dumped from the villa
42:54you have 30 minutes to pack your bags
42:56and say your goodbyes
42:57sweet
42:58the rest of you
42:59I'll see you real soon
43:01no
43:03bye
43:04nice
43:04let's do it
43:08good luck mate
43:12that's rough
43:13how do you feel about exes sharing a bed
43:14no
43:15I'm actually happy
43:16I honestly thought he was going
43:18saying babe
43:19I love you
43:21I love you
43:22I love you
43:23I feel rattled as fuck
43:27he has no connections in here
43:30like at least Kai
43:31might be able to find a connection
43:32and yeah still mingles lace
43:34like I know that they've got a thing
43:35so
43:36I'm still in my head weighing up
43:38what's better what's worse
43:39but at the end of the day
43:40sending Cooper home
43:42hurt one person
43:43but if I were to send Kai home
43:44it would have hurt two
43:46to be honest like
43:47it's just like
43:48there's nothing really doing at this point
43:49I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell
43:52I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana
43:57I think it's a very nice gesture
44:00and I think I was very mature on that
44:01thank you
44:05thank you
44:20thank you
44:24thank you
44:26yeah it's made me look at her in a different way again
44:37and see that
44:38she does have a good heart
44:40I don't even know what to say man
45:03like
45:03I don't even know what to say bro
45:08I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk
45:10I'm kind of like getting to the point where I was like
45:12I've had enough in a year
45:13the milk was off anyway
45:18so who gives a shit
45:19how do you feel?
45:21I think you wore your heart on your sleeves
45:23you've kind of
45:24not really blown up about
45:26like I don't feel like I really missed anything
45:28from that new bombshell coming in
45:30I was like
45:30if she chooses Mick
45:32she's definitely not the one for me
45:33she's pretty
45:36she can talk
45:37but you know what
45:39that's just someone
45:40that I'd probably take out for one day
45:42and probably been after
45:43like you know
45:44and the same goes for a lot of the other girls
45:49I was probably
45:49I was getting pretty over it
45:51I was probably
45:52I was getting pretty over it
45:54I don't know how I feel
46:00like I'm just happy that Kai's here
46:02because I honestly thought he was going home
46:03like so I'm so grateful that he's here
46:05I really like him
46:07I was scared
46:08I think if he had of gone home
46:10I think that I really would have just gone with him
46:12I was so shocked
46:14I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me
46:17yeah that's possible
46:18but we did have a good conversation
46:20I think Yana really likes Matteo
46:22I could tell
46:23it's just like such an uncomfortable
46:25like I don't know
46:25I'm just
46:26if anything
46:27I'm just so grateful
46:28that Kai's still here
46:29bro I thought you like
46:32would have wanted him out the villa
46:33Kai
46:34yeah well
46:35so you're going to be fine now
46:36with him in the villa
46:37nah
46:38because you did save him
46:39did you
46:40yeah but I didn't want to be in a bed
46:41with someone I'm not that comfortable with
46:43why did you think I should have done the other one
46:46no I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa
46:48while you could
46:49I'm like really confused
46:51I think every single one of us in the villa
46:54would have dumped our ex
46:55we would have been like
46:56here's your payback
46:57happy fucking birthday
46:58see you later
46:59make yourself 100%
47:01are your thoughts like wanting to rekindle
47:03or are you thinking more for Lacey
47:05it was more I was thinking for Lacey
47:07because I could say she wasn't happy
47:09I don't know I feel guilty man
47:11like what do you feel guilty for
47:13you didn't have a saying it though
47:14if anyone should
47:14like you should be feeling sad for Yana right now
47:16I don't even know what to say man
47:19she's had a rougher ride than you I reckon
47:20this is where I leave you
47:28we did good
47:32we did very good
47:33but like now what for me
47:37like
47:37now you get to know Mateo
47:39yeah but he's like
47:40he wants to get to know Lacey
47:42I wouldn't bet on that
47:43nothing left for us to be
47:47I don't think from what she said
47:48that she gave him any of those ideas
47:50in the first place
47:51yeah but she was saying that shit about Kai
47:54she'd be like oh me and Kai
47:56haven't chatted properly
47:57like and then next minute
47:58they're macking on like
47:59I think she comes across more
48:01into the guy when she's talking to the guy
48:03but then when she says to us
48:04like she makes it out as if like
48:07they were just having a normal conversation
48:09yeah what do you think
48:09she's trying to do like male validation
48:11she obviously to get picked by Mateo
48:14had to do something
48:15in order for him to
48:17have a feeling that she wanted him
48:19how are you feeling though babe
48:21oh my god I would have
48:23like oh like
48:25yeah I was not expecting
48:28Yana to pick Kai
48:29I'm just grateful that he's here
48:30I just get worried because I just feel like
48:33like me and Jothlin
48:35ever since sharing a bed
48:36we've gotten so close
48:37like sharing a bed is so intimate
48:39especially being exes
48:41like if I was Lacey
48:43I definitely wouldn't be happy
48:44Yana has been in such a state
48:47being in here with her ex-boyfriend
48:49tonight was her opportunity
48:51to literally dump him from the villa
48:53and she didn't do it
48:55I just feel like there must be
48:57some feelings for her
48:58to still be able to
48:59I feel like I get different vibes
49:02so I do genuinely feel like
49:03she took into consideration
49:06that you and him had a connection
49:07I think so too
49:08because she was so shaken
49:09I don't know if it was my ex
49:10I would be like
49:11bloody girls we've known each other for weeks
49:12someone else would be like
49:13I'm done with my ex
49:14yeah
49:15I mean right now Lacey's grateful
49:17but watch this space
49:18exes in bed together
49:19not a good sign
49:22I think you can be pretty happy
49:32about how you came in here though
49:33like you literally played it like
49:35you were too nice even
49:37yeah I just played it like
49:38I was on the outside
49:39yeah
49:40I just did exactly what I do
49:43you do realise that
49:44you're going to be like
49:45a national treasure
49:46yeah I know
49:47like 100%
49:48I've said it once
49:50I'll say it again
49:51Mick is just an idiot
49:52Mick the dick
49:53has got no brain
49:55he is stupid
49:57I got it
49:58I got it
49:58I got it
49:59I got it
49:59oh okay
50:00the best man has won
50:02as we always knew he was going to
50:04Cooper goes packing
50:09send him on his way
50:10but I did take his bag down
50:13as a little parting gift
50:14goodbye my friend
50:17see you later
50:18I'll see you on the outside
50:19yes maybe
50:19yes maybe
50:20yeah
50:21see you later
50:22see you in the ring mate
50:27love you Cooper
50:27we love you babe
50:30love you Coops
50:31love you Coops
50:32be here brother
50:33not too quick
50:35I don't have any regrets
50:42I think I sort of just chased
50:43about anything up a tree
50:44that I could find
50:45and it sort of just was a dead end
50:47like I know exactly what I'm looking for
50:50and I won't change the way I look at things
50:52just for someone else
50:53I don't think Kai should be here instead of me
50:57but good luck to him
50:59mate you just got kissed on the dick
51:03at the last minute by your ex
51:04on your birthday
51:05so happy birthday
51:06good luck
51:07good luck sharing a pair with your ex
51:10that sucks
51:10not all heroes wear cowboy hats moon
51:18I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday Kai
51:23anyway
51:24next time the islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit
51:28emphasis on the forbidden
51:30next time
51:34I can't tell if he likes me or not
51:39does Ross give a toss
51:41you physically seem distant to me
51:43I feel like we've just been a bit
51:44stagnant
51:46and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit
51:51it was sexy
51:52it was fun
51:53we're normally so vanilla
51:54but not everyone
51:57makes me look like a mug
51:58two can play that game
52:00likes the taste
52:02if you're gonna kiss your ex
52:04don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
52:07kiss your ex
52:07kiss your ex
52:08I'm done
52:09what do you mean
52:10you're going to suck his face
52:11like what do you want me to do
52:12just go oh yeah cool
52:13and just get mugged off
52:14but how is that fair
52:16Kai just fuck off
52:17just go
52:18what a joke eh
52:21you
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