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The Summer I Fell For My Butler Completed
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
00:04And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:08So I did.
00:15Sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, you lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a confession.
00:51This is my first hand moment.
00:55I prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, you lady.
01:07If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasized about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dirty motherfucker.
01:38I always like that.
01:55Where is she?
01:56Um, champagne, please.
02:19Hey, you okay?
02:21Yeah, I think so.
02:23Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Cupid's arrow's going to get you, too.
02:29We'll see.
02:35Sweetie, I know you're nervous,
02:37but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust Mother.
02:42Yes, Mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:43Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:02I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:04You may now kiss your bride.
03:05My dad used to say love was for rich folks,
03:10and girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:15Hey there.
03:27Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:29Um, wow.
03:32You look...
03:34Damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:39I'm sorry, babe.
03:46I actually just got a text from work,
03:48and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:53It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:55What am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:57It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:06He's going to watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:14Madame.
04:16The bartender?
04:17Actually, a personal trainer and surf instructor.
04:20I also make a mean grilled cheese.
04:22Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple days.
04:28You'll be fine, babe.
04:32Good luck.
04:33Anything you need, I'm at your service.
04:42So, do you want, like, a grilled cheese, or?
04:44I'm okay.
04:45Okay.
04:45You're welcome.
04:46You're welcome.
04:49I was done crying.
04:52I could mope or I could tan.
04:54I picked tan.
04:55I thought her ladyship might enjoy some champagne.
05:23Sure.
05:24Would you like me to feed you some gravesty, lady?
05:33I can feed myself, thank you.
05:35Why are you speaking like that?
05:38According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words,
05:44and the British accent.
05:46Yellow.
05:48And may I ask what's with the get-up?
05:50Rule number two, dress of dignity.
05:54It's going to be hot as hell today.
05:57Yeah, you're right.
05:59Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:28Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above.
06:33I need to get out of the house.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:51Duck come on.
06:52Duck come on.
06:53Duck come on.
06:54Duck come on.
06:55Duck come on.
06:56Did you get it?
06:57Did you get that?
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59I want to turn into this.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh, OK.
07:04Don't laugh at me.
07:05Don't laugh at me.
07:12Hey.
07:13Hell of an arm.
07:15I'm the skee-ball champion of Lubbock.
07:17I didn't take you as a Texas girl.
07:19Born and raised.
07:22That explains a lot.
07:24How about you?
07:25You're looking at the top dog surfer in Malibu.
07:28Thank you very much.
07:29Oh, wow.
07:30I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.
07:32So how does one go from LA surfer boy to beach house butler?
07:37I have a confession.
07:40This is my first time butlering.
07:42You don't say.
07:43All right.
07:52Oh!
07:54Eat that, butler.
07:59Cheers.
08:05OK.
08:06Your turn.
08:07Favorite man.
08:08Easy.
08:09Fleetwood Mac.
08:10Oh, OK.
08:11Thank God.
08:12I would have taken you as more of like a One Direction kind of girl.
08:15OK.
08:16Guilty pleasure.
08:20Bubble baths.
08:21Come on.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23I'm sorry.
08:24They're delightful.
08:25You?
08:26Um, strawberry pop-tarts.
08:28All right.
08:29The culinary masterpiece.
08:30Think it?
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:38This place is amazing.
08:40I always dreamed of opening a spot of just like this.
08:43Why don't you?
08:45My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop.
08:49All good vibes, no business plan, and it tanked.
08:53But I did learn one important lesson.
08:55Not all dreams come true.
08:57That doesn't sound like the top dog of Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
09:02Cheers.
09:03Cheers.
09:04Another round of skee-ball?
09:07Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
09:09All right.
09:10Whatever you say.
09:11Let's go.
09:12Oh, my God!
09:13What are you doing here?
09:14Um...
09:15Wow.
09:16I get it now.
09:31Take your time.
09:33Enjoy.
09:34And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner.
09:37Okay.
09:38Prepare the guilty pleasure for you, madame.
10:08You are so tense lading…
10:20...
10:30Yes?
10:31Dinner, dessert.
10:36I'll be right down.
10:47Hey, girl.
10:48How's it going with the hot butler?
10:50Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:53You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:56He left you on your wedding night.
10:58Enjoy yourself.
10:59Seriously.
11:00I'm so scared.
11:05What was that?
11:07Your wife.
11:17Oh, my god.
11:19That was amazing.
11:27I just hate sharing you.
11:29Baby, Ella and me, that's just optics.
11:34A bride picked by Buddy.
11:36You're the real thing.
11:39After the inheritance kicks in, I'll leave Ella.
11:43And then it's just you and me.
11:46OK.
11:48Of course.
11:50I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:54Fundraisers, family portraits, holidays.
11:59Boring marriage shit like that.
12:02I never considered holidays.
12:04I can't bring my mistress to Buddy's holiday brunch.
12:09I'm no side bitch.
12:13Baby, where are you going?
12:16To take back what's mine.
12:19This is your house.
12:21Your table awaits.
12:22Mm-hmm.
12:23Mm-hmm.
12:24Voila.
12:25Sandwich on the fromage.
12:26Oh, marvelous.
12:29Bon appetit.
12:30What about you?
12:31I am a butler.
12:32Butlers don't eat?
12:33No, you butl.
12:34Join me.
12:35I can't.
12:36Well, number seven, a butler.
12:37I can't.
12:38I can't.
12:39Well, number seven, a butler.
12:40I can't.
12:41I can't.
12:42I can't.
12:43I can't.
12:44I can't.
12:45I can't.
12:46I can't.
12:47I can't.
12:48I can't.
12:49Butlers don't eat?
12:50No, you butl.
12:51Join me.
12:53I can't.
12:53Rule number seven, a butler must never die.
12:56I'm sure that rule number one says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
13:01Touché.
13:02Mm.
13:03For you.
13:04Oh, thank you.
13:04I was hungry.
13:06Cheers.
13:0610 out of 10, huh?
13:09It's like a bread of fain and pudding.
13:11It's like a bread of fain.
13:13And it's like a bread of fain of fain.
13:1410 out of 10, huh?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:17Pretty good.
13:17Sorry, I was probably not the top of my mouth for.
13:25Try me.
13:27I thought you said you played baseball.
13:30I got kicked off the team from mooning the umpire.
13:31OK.
13:32I'll show you how it's done.
13:34Oh!
13:35You just keep on impressing me.
13:36Wait, that's what impresses you?
13:38Wait till you see me with a cherry stem.
13:39So I'm in this pool trying to wrangle this dolphin that's
13:46freaking out, but cute as hell.
13:48Hold up.
13:49You seemed a dolphin?
13:51OK, Aquaman.
13:52That's awesome.
13:54Tell the dolphin she bit me.
13:55Oh.
13:56Well, at least you were there to help.
13:57Mm.
13:59Sometimes the only thing you can do is be there for someone.
14:03Well, sometimes people say they'll be there,
14:05and then they're not.
14:09I don't mean to cross any lines, but being left alone
14:16on your wedding night, that isn't OK.
14:20Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:21I have my fake butler, so.
14:27If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting
14:31to be anywhere else but here with you.
14:36Well, you're not like other men.
14:39I'm just a fake butler trying my best.
14:45I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:47I'm really glad I met you too, Dylan.
14:50I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:57Uh, champagne, please.
15:03You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:09You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:18Hmm?
15:19Right before I was about to go out.
15:22I'm thinking, why am I doing this?
15:26And?
15:30What was your answer?
15:31My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:36High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom
15:38if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:40And after Mom left...
15:44Dad used to always say, you want happiness?
15:49You want happiness, marry Rich.
15:52He seems right.
15:53Look around you.
15:55You got it all.
15:57Then why am I alone on my honeymoon?
16:01You're not alone.
16:04You're alone.
16:07I know.
16:09But I should be with my husband.
16:10Serenade, my lady?
16:23What would you like?
16:25Mozart's Symphony No. 25?
16:28Sure.
16:29Okay.
16:40Incredible.
16:44I'm available for wedding funerals and barman talks.
16:48Thanks for that.
16:56If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
17:05Don't ask me that.
17:10Sorry.
17:12I need to get somewhere.
17:21There was a calm before the storm.
17:24And for the first time, I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:32Ella.
17:34Ella, wake up.
17:36There's a huge storm.
17:37We got to get to safety.
17:38Come on.
17:40Hey.
17:58It's all right.
18:00Closet's the safest place there in the storm.
18:03I googled it.
18:04Wrapped in his arms, I'd never felt safer.
18:16The house could have blown away, and I wouldn't have moved.
18:20I googled it.
18:21I googled it.
18:22I googled it.
18:23I googled it.
18:24I googled it.
18:25I googled it.
18:26I googled it.
18:27I googled it.
18:28I googled it.
18:29I googled it.
18:30I googled it.
18:31I googled it.
18:32I googled it.
18:33I googled it.
18:34I googled it.
18:35I googled it.
18:36I googled it.
18:37I googled it.
18:38I googled it.
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18:45I googled it.
18:46I googled it.
18:47I googled it.
18:48I googled it.
18:49I googled it.
18:50Oh
19:08Stop you're married
19:20Good morning. I prepared your breakfast. I don't really do breakfast
19:31Oh, no way
19:35You said they're your favorite so
19:42Listen
19:44About last night I
19:46Thank you so much for taking care of me. I'm sorry. I was such a message honestly a blur
19:54It was it was wrong
20:16I'm so glad you guys are here of course you couldn't leave our girl stranded on her honeymoon
20:26Especially not that fine I
20:31Thought I had called in my besties for backup turns out they had plans of their own
20:36Oh
20:43Uh, hey there
20:45So we have a glass
20:51Cute couple huh
20:54Got to give it to her she made all the right moves from living in a trailer park to marrying a billionaire
21:00It's even better walking away cool it he's a nice guy I bet you didn't know this but he saves dolphins
21:15You little something already happened between you two didn't it
21:24Nothing happened
21:26I
21:28He was just really nice to me last night that's all
21:33Must be nice
21:35And that's it
21:37I'm calling bullshit
21:45I'm calling bullshit
21:47Okay, maybe we kiss a little
21:50How little
21:53You're married now, Ella
21:56That's nothing happened
21:57It's nothing
21:59It wasn't nothing
22:01Yum, looks delicious
22:08You like it
22:10It's a new dish
22:13Do you want a snack?
22:19Definitely
22:24Come on
22:31Hello
22:38Are you thirsty?
22:39There's like five different kinds of water in the fridge
22:42Anything you want
22:44All right
22:47I'll be back with those
22:47What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
23:02We had a connection
23:03You saw it
23:04You're just mad he's not into you
23:06Sweetie
23:08He's into Ella
23:09Ella gets everything
23:11The rich husband
23:12The gorgeous house
23:13Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler too
23:15Ella always gets what she wants
23:19He's good enough for Ella
23:20He's good enough for me
23:21They're made for each other
23:25I see what you're doing
23:26You're trying to get Ella to cheat
23:33You are literally insane
23:35If she cheats
23:36It makes you feel better about
23:38Fucking her husband
23:42Yeah
23:45Fine seeing you here
23:56Listen, about last night
23:57It was what?
23:59It was a mistake
24:02It went off
24:04It was the wine and the storm
24:05And you were so sweet
24:10I felt safe
24:11Before he saved me
24:14I'm
24:16Always
24:17We shouldn't be doing this
24:20I know
24:31No
24:32I'm married
24:33Yeah
24:34Where the hell is he?
24:36Why isn't he here right now?
24:38Did he even try calling you?
24:40Ella
24:41If he can't see what's in front of him
24:43He doesn't deserve you
24:45Then what do you want me to do?
24:47Run away with the butler?
24:48And then what?
24:50Be happy
24:50I am happy
24:52A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler
24:54That was wrong
24:55Yeah?
24:57How about this?
24:58Was that wrong?
25:07Yes
25:10Then I guess this is goodbye
25:15Wait
25:17I didn't dismiss you
25:18Rule nine
25:24A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him
25:28And you, sir, have not been dismissed
25:31Just stay
25:33Or keep it professional
25:37That's what her ladyship desires
25:48Wow, I slept like a rock
25:53Must be that fresh ocean breeze
25:56How about you, Elle?
25:57Sleep okay?
25:59Sure
26:00I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something
26:04And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress
26:08Why are you coming at me right now?
26:14Because I like him, okay?
26:16I mean, I get a spark
26:19After I clap the bouquet
26:21Excuse me
26:22Oh, Anastasia
26:23But every time there's a good guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him
26:28That is not true
26:31What about the Russian DJ in Mykonos?
26:34The pizza boy
26:37The yacht guy
26:38Timothee Chalamet
26:39Oh, for the last time that guy was not Timothee Chalamet
26:41You still made out within your limo
26:43Codda
26:47Shit
26:48You're right
26:50I'm an asshole
26:53Well, who needs therapy when you got brunch, right?
26:57More mimosas, Butler
27:00Quickly
27:05Look at her
27:06She's practically in heat
27:08I just keep thinking for Leo
27:14Naomi's plan was simple
27:16The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else
27:21I'm bored
27:22I hope this has some fun tonight
27:25You rev my mind
27:27Hey Butler
27:29You got any hot friends?
27:31Yes
27:35Let's get this fucking party started!
27:39Look at that party
27:39Hey!
27:40It's a fucking party said
27:40Oh, that is so much about you
27:43It's fun to be an interview
27:44Here we go
27:45You got to get your video
27:46I got to see it
27:47You got to see it
27:48Nice to see it
27:48You got to see it
27:49I got to see it
27:49Get your eyes
27:50You got to see it
27:51I got to see it
27:51I got to see it
27:52Hi it's my buddy
27:53I got to see it
27:54I got to see it
27:56I got to see it
27:57The pretty good
27:57I got to see it
27:59All in the matter
27:59I got to see it
28:00Of the true
28:01property
28:02Then I got to see it
28:04you are drooling i am not i mean if i were you i'd have thrown that man against the wall by now
28:25something may have happened
28:31no the night of the storm we kissed
28:38and then we maybe kissed again last night
28:55oh baby girl you are in deep
28:58okay i mean just the way he looks at you
29:02dude dude you've been like i've been in her for like seven minutes what is up with you two
29:12i think she's the woman bro you say that like a couple times a year no man i mean it like
29:20soulmate stuff and shit okay so what's going on she's married and where's her husband
29:30dirtbag left her the night of her wedding sounds like you left her an opening
29:34but what about anastasia and he has other options
29:41you and anastasia look off the cozy she is not my type oh
29:45mm-hmm
29:47then what is your type
29:49huh
29:54smart
30:08funny smile so beautiful could break the heart
30:12smile so beautiful could break the heart
30:14kicks my ass and ski ball
30:24that's a super cheerily stop telling me
30:26that's a super cheerily stop telling me
30:42i think i'm gonna love you
30:49uh-huh
30:51mind if i join oh
30:55um i need to go
30:59no
31:01oh okay
31:05it's beautiful isn't it
31:10yeah
31:12makes me feel small
31:15insignificant
31:17yeah
31:17in a good way
31:20reminds me that life's short
31:23if you want something you go for it
31:32whoa whoa um
31:35i can
31:37women like ella
31:38never go for guys like you
31:41they always choose the leos
31:54do you love her
31:57i shouldn't
31:59but you do
32:00look
32:06take it from someone who's been there
32:08don't let her go
32:11watching someone you love be with someone else it guts you
32:15don't let her go
32:17and it never
32:17stops hurting
32:21Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
32:42Not now, Naomi.
32:44I have something for you from the butler.
32:51I thought you'd never come.
33:21I always feel like I was about being with a butler.
33:28Butler? I'm not a butler.
33:33I thought you were Dylan.
33:36So do you want to keep going?
33:37Yeah.
33:38Listen, Ella, I...
33:45I'm sorry. I didn't mean for this to get so complicated.
33:48You don't need to apologize.
33:50I thought my marriage made sense on paper.
33:57But these past few days, with you, I've never felt anything like this before.
34:05Are you...
34:06No.
34:09No.
34:10No.
34:13No.
34:17No.
34:18No.
34:19Oh
34:49Honey, I'm home.
34:58Shit.
35:03Honey, I'm home.
35:06Who the fuck are you?
35:07Yeah, who the fuck are you, bro?
35:08I own this fucking house.
35:11So you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife.
35:13You dirty motherfucker.
35:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
35:16Come on, Simon, not again.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19Leo, what a surprise.
35:23Dude, chill.
35:24He's my boss.
35:25Bro, he fucking started it.
35:26God damn it.
35:27I don't know who you kick his ass.
35:29Sir, I'll make sure to escort him out immediately.
35:31No, fuck this.
35:32I'm out.
35:34You're gorgeous.
35:34You coming?
35:38Look at this.
35:40Thank you for the lovely weekend.
35:43Call me later.
35:44I want all the tea.
35:46Yeah.
35:47What have you been doing?
35:48Um, I've been handling business, like you said.
35:54I thought I told you to watch the place, not throw a fucking frat party.
36:00I'm sorry, sir.
36:01It was pretty low-key.
36:02It went some pretty huge parties.
36:04Why aren't you dressed?
36:08I was changing to prepare dinner.
36:16What?
36:17Leo, it wasn't his fault.
36:19The party was my idea.
36:21Well, my mistake.
36:23I need a god damn drink.
36:32Your shirt's inside and out.
36:39Are you OK?
36:42Definitely not.
36:43There's my girl.
36:56Your wife is in the other room.
36:59That's what makes it so hot.
37:01No.
37:02Leo, I told you.
37:03I'm no side piece.
37:05I am the main course.
37:07I had a deal.
37:08Consider this a renegotiation.
37:12You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:14Yes, I do.
37:16You're a grown man, Leo.
37:18Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life.
37:21Think about the money.
37:22Once I'm married and Bunny signs off, the inheritance is mine.
37:26Yeah, but I hate this.
37:29Six months.
37:30I'll leave Ella.
37:32I'll wire the money down to the Caymans.
37:34And we'll sail away on my yacht.
37:36Deal?
37:38Deal.
37:49Pull your pants up.
37:58This kind of scandalous behavior is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us.
38:11We were just having fun.
38:12Your father and I had our fun.
38:15We just need to hide it.
38:18Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
38:24She's the one for us.
38:26Trust mother.
38:27Yes, mother.
38:28You're always right.
38:29Mother's always right.
38:32Listen, once I get the money, we're golden.
38:37Lucky me.
38:40Come here.
38:41Do you know how much I want you?
38:42You want me?
38:44Prove it.
38:45Right now.
38:47Her or me.
38:50Don't make me choose.
38:53You just did.
38:57Let's go.
39:01You and me.
39:02Right now.
39:03Dylan.
39:03Come on.
39:06You said this was real.
39:07Is that true?
39:10Yes.
39:11So then come with me.
39:13I can't just run away.
39:17Do you still love him?
39:18I don't know anymore.
39:30There's my beautiful bride.
39:32We need to talk, Leo.
39:33Let's talk after.
39:34You missed your chance on your wedding night.
39:36I told you.
39:38Business emergency?
39:39Oh yeah, Hong Kong.
39:40Was it?
39:40You're back awfully fast.
39:42Jesus, Ella.
39:43What do you want to see?
39:43A boarding pass?
39:44No, I want a husband who won't leave the second the photos are taken.
39:48You're right.
39:49And I'm sorry.
39:50That was my fault.
39:52I shouldn't have done that.
39:53But I'm back now.
39:54For you.
39:56For me?
39:56Or for your inheritance?
39:59I don't know what you mean by that.
40:00Money told me.
40:01Such a beautiful bride.
40:06Just one teensy little formality.
40:09Be a dear and sign this little prenup for me.
40:12Prenup?
40:13Now I know to a girl from the trailer park, marrying Leo is like winning the lottery.
40:18Bless her and call for that.
40:20But just to be clear, that money, that's caprici family money.
40:25And I intend to keep it that way.
40:28I'm not marrying Leo for his money.
40:30Don't worry.
40:31I'm a modern woman.
40:33This prenup entitles you to five mil as long as you stay married to my son for at least one year.
40:46That a girl.
40:52What she says doesn't matter.
40:55This marriage was a mistake.
40:57Ella, look at me.
40:59You're my wife.
41:00I love you.
41:06You love her, right?
41:08Then go.
41:09Go before you end up like me.
41:11Go.
41:12Go.
41:12No, you don't, Leo.
41:25No, you don't, Leo.
41:31You need me to make Bonnie happy so she'll unlock your money.
41:36You think I married you for money?
41:38I think you have it backwards.
41:40You love Bonnie.
41:42You swept me off my feet and it was nice.
41:45So I pretended that it was real.
41:47I'm not the villain here, Ella.
41:49I need a man who sees me, who wants me, who loves me, not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht.
41:58Jesus, Ella.
42:00Could you be more dramatic?
42:02This is marriage.
42:03It's messy.
42:04You can't just walk away because it's not perfect.
42:06I'm not leaving because it's messy.
42:08I'm leaving because it's empty.
42:10Think about what you're throwing away.
42:12I am.
42:12Where are you going?
42:20It's time for me to leave.
42:23Go.
42:24Be with your husband.
42:25I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.
42:27You didn't drag me.
42:29I've never felt anything like this.
42:32Neither have I.
42:33Don't say it unless you mean it.
42:35I do mean it.
42:39But it's complicated.
42:41I made a vow.
42:42If it's Leo you want, just say the word and you'll never see me again.
42:46Dylan, listen.
42:52I stood in front of a priest and I said vows that I thought I meant.
42:57But it felt empty.
42:59Like I was pretending.
43:03And then you happened.
43:05You, the fake butler, with the devastating smile and your kind dolphin saving heart.
43:16And your terrible skee-ball score.
43:19I'm never going to be able to lift that down.
43:22No.
43:25With you, I'm not pretending.
43:29I feel whole.
43:32I think I'm in love with you, too.
43:36Good news, baby.
43:50It's over.
43:51Ella's leaving.
43:53Hmm.
43:54How romantic.
43:56Is that supposed to impress me?
43:58That means we can finally do this.
44:00So now I'm suddenly worthy.
44:03Yes.
44:05I choose you.
44:08You didn't choose me.
44:11You lost her.
44:13You've always been the real thing.
44:22I love you.
44:30Oh, wow.
44:32It all makes sense now.
44:34Oh, please.
44:35Don't stop on my account.
44:36Babe, that's not what it looks like.
44:46Really?
44:46Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
44:48Ella, I'm sorry.
44:50No.
44:50You betrayed me.
44:51I loved him first.
44:53And then you showed up with your big old eyes and tragic backstory and stole him.
44:59You really are the worst.
45:00Oh, please.
45:01You have some nerve acting like a saint after the weekend that you've had.
45:06What the hell does that mean?
45:08Ask your faithful wife what she's been doing with the butler.
45:12Wow.
45:12Okay.
45:13You've been cheating on me?
45:15With the fucking help?
45:17You abandoned me on our wedding night so you could fuck another woman!
45:22Well, you're fired.
45:23Fuck you.
45:24I was never a butler.
45:25I quit.
45:28Okay.
45:28But he's going to be so pissed.
45:32Ella, please.
45:34Just give me one year.
45:36Are you really going to turn down five million dollars?
45:43Ella, come on.
45:45You know there's more to life than money.
45:50Told you.
45:52It never stops hurting.
45:56Like I said, I'm no expert.
45:58But I know about where I'm supposed to be cleaning up messes.
46:00I'll make them worse and look at the mess that I've made.
46:03I'm out.
46:04Dylan, wait.
46:05And just like that, the emptiness came back.
46:08I guess he wasn't letting you.
46:10Oh.
46:16Guess it's just you and me.
46:18No.
46:19It's not.
46:20I don't love you anymore.
46:24Goodbye, Leah.
46:24Champagne, please.
46:39Champagne, please.
46:45Ticket.
46:46Well, I wasn't left alone.
46:58I have my fake butler.
47:00If you were my wife,
47:02I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here.
47:06With you.
47:07I can't do this anymore.
47:27I can't do this anymore.
47:27It's too hard.
47:28If that's the case,
47:33then
47:33perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:38What are you doing?
47:40Rule eight.
47:41Make apology with flair.
47:44You made that up.
47:46Maybe.
47:46Now would his lordship please?
47:48Okay, I get it.
47:49You're right.
47:50It's annoying.
47:51Accept this humble butler's apology
47:54for being so blind.
48:01His lordship shall consider.
48:04And maybe,
48:06just as a peace offering,
48:09would his lordship accept a kiss?
48:12I think that'd be most agreeable.
48:24He wasn't rich.
48:26He wasn't perfect.
48:28But somehow,
48:30with the beach house butler,
48:32it was real.
48:54so I think.
48:55And now,
48:57I'm going to use any love for you.
48:58I'm going to use his grandmother.
48:59I love that.
49:00Let's make it more理由.
49:00It was awful.
49:02But not in all of a sudden,
49:02I do.
49:03I love that.
49:03So long as I決定
49:05goes over.
49:05You're right.
49:05To get it more tomorrow.
49:07And then into the darkness,
49:07I walk away with it tomorrow night.
49:09you're right away.
49:10It's going south.
49:12I can pretend to be the building
49:14you're running.
49:15Imagine you're running academy
49:17down the bridge
49:19and building you build
49:20with the people
49:22And even now you're Pproduct
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