Black Myth My Master is Wukong

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00:00:56You're a good girl.

00:00:58You're a good girl.

00:01:00I don't want you to侮辱 her.

00:01:02I'm not saying that.

00:01:04I'm not saying that.

00:01:06You're a bitch.

00:01:08You're a bitch.

00:01:10You're a bitch.

00:01:12You're a bitch.

00:01:14You're a bitch.

00:01:16You're a bitch.

00:01:18You're a bitch.

00:01:20Just this.

00:01:22Well.

00:01:24I'm going to be here.

00:01:26I'm going to be here.

00:01:28I'll be here.

00:01:30If you didn't have a ring牌,

00:01:32then you're going to go to your mother.

00:01:34Let's go to your mother.

00:01:46What?

00:01:48What?

00:01:50What?

00:01:52What?

00:01:54I'm going to have a ring牌.

00:01:56I'm going to have a ring牌.

00:01:58I'm going to have a ring牌.

00:02:00After I get a ring牌,

00:02:02I will be able to fight the ring牌.

00:02:04I will fight the ring牌.

00:02:06I'll be there.

00:02:07I got you.

00:02:08I'm going to have a ring牌.

00:02:16Come on.

00:02:18Come here.

00:02:20I'm waiting.

00:02:21I'll be here.

00:02:23啊

00:02:25啊

00:02:28啊

00:02:29啊

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00:02:32啊

00:02:33我成功了一炷香的时间还没到我有参加的资格了我拿到了啊

00:02:41啊

00:02:42啊

00:02:43What are you doing?

00:02:45What are you doing?

00:02:46You won't think this card is what you can do with your asses?

00:02:57C'mon!

00:03:01It's a big deal of hell.

00:03:04You're a big guy.

00:03:06You're a big guy!

00:03:13um

00:03:19Oh

00:03:21Ah

00:03:23yeah

00:03:25ah

00:03:27ah

00:03:29Oh

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00:04:03原公子

00:04:05我求求你了你放过我哥吧

00:04:07原公子我可以替你做牛做马

00:04:10袁公子你放过我哥吧袁公子

00:04:14这个懂事啊老牛做马就算了

00:04:18不过以你的姿势晚上可以好好地陪我

00:04:24来把这个小妞送到我的府上

00:04:29来人把这个死口给我丢到蛇渊去

00:04:33可别死在我的手上啊我心

00:04:38哥

00:04:41哥

00:04:43哥

00:04:44哥

00:04:45妈

00:04:46小月

00:04:47我对不起你们

00:05:08我没死

00:05:11助理神

00:05:13小子丹田被废

00:05:16七魂六魄被震碎了三魂五魄

00:05:19脊椎还被人抽了两截你还不如死了算了

00:05:23你是什么东西

00:05:25你大上爷有我被压了一万五千年

00:05:28来帮我把这头顶的封条揭开送你一场造

00:05:33你能给我力量吗我要复仇

00:05:38我要复仇

00:05:39我要复仇

00:05:42我要杀人

00:05:46别说杀人

00:05:47就算老子把天通破了又如何

00:05:50帮我把这封条揭开以后搁罩着你

00:05:53好

00:05:56快点快点

00:06:00加油加油

00:06:23小子

00:06:25小子

00:06:26坐远点

00:06:32谢你妈的不知善

00:06:42你和我爷爷起

00:06:53是他的气息

00:06:55是谁把妖魔帮你了

00:06:57完了

00:06:58全完了

00:06:59天下要落

00:07:01猴头

00:07:02没有你这一万五千年

00:07:04三界好生不去

00:07:07七魂

00:07:08你到底是什么蓝脸

00:07:10你要做什么

00:07:11问我要做什么

00:07:13我要这天再遮不住我眼

00:07:15我要这地再埋不了我心

00:07:18要让那诸佛都焰小云散

00:07:21从今往后一万年

00:07:23人们都会记得这个名字

00:07:25齐天大赛

00:07:37孙悟空

00:07:39孙悟空

00:07:40孙悟空

00:07:41那不是万年前大动天空的大妖吗

00:07:44小碑云环

00:07:45见过前辈

00:07:46望前辈施卧为土

00:07:48好小子

00:07:49讨人喜欢

00:07:51丹田破碎

00:07:54我便刺你妖宕

00:07:56甘抖武特没了

00:07:57我便给你妖族惊魄

00:07:59以后你就和我一样

00:08:01是天地间的意 keer

00:08:02不仁不妖

00:08:04我整不鞋

00:08:05做个洪荒易兽

00:08:07把这天

00:08:08充个骷髅

00:08:09I'm a dead man.

00:08:32Listen, little boy.

00:08:33My power is too strong, these天oplaser won't have me.

00:08:36The降下 is coming in.

00:08:37I need to be able to die in your tank.

00:08:39I'm going to have a chance to get out of the world.

00:08:43I'm going to have a chance to get out of your mind.

00:08:46I'm going to take you from the team to the team to the team.

00:08:48I'm going to take you to the team.

00:08:50If you lose, don't give me a name.

00:08:52I'm going to be waiting for you.

00:08:55I'm going to kill you.

00:08:57This ring is really good.

00:09:15How did your ring gore?

00:09:17After my ring gore, I had to pick up my ring.

00:09:21When I was in the ring, I grabbed my finger on the ring, and took me to the river.

00:09:26How could you give me the name of the令牌?

00:09:30Oh!

00:09:32I'm wrong! I'm wrong! I'm wrong! I'm wrong!

00:09:37What's this little girl?

00:09:39It looks like...

00:09:41...but it's still a little bit.

00:09:43If it's a year later,

00:09:46...it will be the same.

00:09:48It will be the same.

00:09:50Oh!

00:09:51This little girl...

00:09:52...is袁淮捡来的妹妹

00:09:54她当真有这么好的天赋?

00:09:57我会给她一块令牌,

00:09:59...进入仙门之后,

00:10:01...让她做我的贴身丫鬟,

00:10:03...等她成年,

00:10:05...我就采摘。

00:10:06大哥,

00:10:07...我这就把它洗干净,

00:10:09...送到你的府上。

00:10:10进入仙门之后,

00:10:12...你与我一同加入一个宗门,

00:10:15...那里都是原家子弟,

00:10:17...炎烈,

00:10:18...大哥不会亏待你的。

00:10:20谢大哥!

00:10:24这是今年第一批弟子,

00:10:33...北京卢州的原家,

00:10:35...名额是五个,

00:10:36...两位道友,

00:10:37...说是有看重的,

00:10:39...可以先选。

00:10:40原家位置优越,

00:10:41...经常有天赋不凡的弟子出现,

00:10:44...我看,

00:10:45...这原刚就很不错,

00:10:46...波龙门正合适,

00:10:48...更何时,

00:10:49...有令牌的弟子出列?

00:10:51你们几位,

00:10:57...是我原家的骄傲,

00:10:59...此去仙门,

00:11:00...学成仙术,

00:11:01...有朝一日,

00:11:02...成就无上修为,

00:11:04...但不要忘记,

00:11:05...回到祖宗祠堂拜业,

00:11:07...不要忘记香火情,

00:11:09...我,

00:11:10...预祝你们,

00:11:11...吴运长龙!

00:11:13...淮尔,

00:11:16...淮尔,

00:11:17...淮尔,

00:11:18...打扰一下,

00:11:23...请问你们有看到,

00:11:25...我的淮尔没有啊,

00:11:27...挺老实的一个小伙子,

00:11:29...这里是灯仙台,

00:11:32...是你能来的地方,

00:11:34...滚,

00:11:35...娘姐,

00:11:36...来,

00:11:37...我带你见见你淮尔,

00:11:39...来,

00:11:40...来,

00:11:41...这就是你的淮尔,

00:11:44...不是我的淮尔,

00:11:46...这不是我的淮尔,

00:11:48...小月,

00:11:49...我怎么样东西,

00:11:50...你不要欺负我,

00:11:51...母亲,

00:11:52...我求求你,

00:11:53...炉顶,

00:11:55...就要有炉顶的样子,

00:11:57...以后,

00:11:59...你只能是我一个人的,

00:12:01...颜烈,

00:12:02...把这个死小子带走,

00:12:04...别在这丢人现眼了,

00:12:06...好,

00:12:07母亲,

00:12:08...母亲,

00:12:09...小月,

00:12:10...小月,

00:12:11...小月,

00:12:12...小月,

00:12:13...小东西啊,

00:12:14...其实啊,

00:12:15...你的怀儿,

00:12:16...还不如这只可爱的狗呢,

00:12:18...你把他怎么样了,

00:12:20...怎么了,

00:12:21...我,

00:12:22...废了他的丹田,

00:12:24...打碎了他的魂魄,

00:12:25...挖了他的脊椎,

00:12:27...把他,

00:12:29...把他丢到哲渊,

00:12:31...喂野蛇去了,

00:12:32...为什么这样,

00:12:35...为什么这样,

00:12:36...为什么,

00:12:37...因为他是个废物,

00:12:39...为什么,

00:12:40...老东西啊,

00:12:42...试着生存,

00:12:44...知道吗,

00:12:45...畜生啊,

00:12:47...皆是猪狗不如啊,

00:12:50...老东西啊,

00:12:55...骂也骂够了,

00:12:56...说也说够了,

00:12:57...我呢,

00:12:58...这就送你跟你的怀儿团聚,

00:13:00...你家子,

00:13:01...瞎的瞎,

00:13:02...废的废,

00:13:03...活着干嘛呀,

00:13:14...谁,

00:13:15...人,

00:13:16To be continued...

00:13:46To be continued...

00:14:46我求求你了

00:14:48我求求你了

00:14:49放过我们母子吧

00:14:51我这就带着...

00:14:52我这就带着华儿离开家族

00:14:54永远不回来

00:14:56求求你了

00:14:57放了你

00:14:57你个老东西

00:14:59那你在外面

00:15:01生个十个八个的

00:15:02我们的脸还要不要啊

00:15:04啊

00:15:04我母亲清玉

00:15:06帮我小妹为奴

00:15:09雲丽

00:15:10你真是个杂种

00:15:11好好好

00:15:13雲丰

00:15:13动手吧

00:15:15你这次最后让我尽兴点

00:15:18我想杀你

00:15:19已经十年了

00:15:21才等来今天这机会

00:15:23找死

00:15:26天刚破了

00:15:28我家小辈

00:15:31竟然内斗

00:15:32赶怀赶列之车

00:15:34这赶怀

00:15:35必死无疑

00:15:36我看我

00:15:37这圆怀身上

00:15:39有一股我熟悉的气息

00:15:41圆怀

00:15:50你这断脊之拳

00:15:52竟然能躲过我的攻击

00:15:54你的拳太慢了

00:15:57给我锤背呢

00:15:58练体镜

00:15:59先升到练气镜

00:16:01圆怀这个废话

00:16:02竟然练气了

00:16:03刚入练气期

00:16:04那也不是圆猎的对手

00:16:06练气又怎样

00:16:08我可是练气大圆婉

00:16:11圆怀

00:16:11给你脸你不要啊

00:16:13死无全尸

00:16:14别怪我

00:16:16堂鬼夜行

00:16:19这就不行了

00:16:26站起来

00:16:27陪我多玩玩

00:16:29元烈

00:16:30拿你的狗命来

00:16:32元烈

00:16:34拿你的狗命来

00:16:36元怀

00:16:43许可而止

00:16:45元烈不能死

00:16:46仇死

00:16:51你告诉我东西

00:16:57你现在是不是很想杀我呀

00:16:59但是你做不到

00:17:01出来混

00:17:02靠的是背景

00:17:03不

00:17:06母亲

00:17:08不

00:17:10母亲

00:17:11母亲

00:17:12母亲

00:17:13母亲

00:17:14母亲

00:17:15母亲

00:17:16母亲

00:17:20母亲

00:17:21母亲

00:17:22母亲

00:17:23母亲

00:17:24母亲

00:17:25母亲

00:17:26母亲

00:17:27母亲

00:17:28母亲

00:17:29母亲

00:17:29Then I'll meet you with your武器.

00:17:31That's right, I'll be able to get you together.

00:17:33Then I'll be able to get you together.

00:17:39I haven't died yet.

00:17:41Who can do my son's father?

00:17:43The king of the妖精...

00:17:45Who is this guy?

00:17:47The king of the妖精...

00:17:49...is the king of the妖精.

00:17:51This guy...

00:17:53...is the king of the妖精?

00:17:55It's like a good witch.

00:17:57This guy...

00:17:58...is the king of the妖精...

00:17:59...is the king of the妖精.

00:18:01I can't believe this guy...

00:18:03...is the king of the妖精.

00:18:04I can't see him before...

00:18:06...he's not gonna...

00:18:07...you could be who is he?

00:18:09How could he?

00:18:10How could he?

00:18:11You can't fight at your son's father's head.

00:18:13...the king...

00:18:15...

00:18:22....

00:18:33...

00:18:37He's a fui...

00:18:38...

00:18:40...

00:18:41欣怀谢过师尊

00:18:46小子小心点别死了我先睡了

00:18:51元厉啊

00:18:56娘孩儿不孝我保证一定会把妹妹从天上接回来

00:19:03你居然把我的侄儿打死了

00:19:06是我还会把你侄儿剁碎了喂狗

00:19:10If you don't want to disclose the result, I will kill you.

00:19:20I'll disclose, I'll disclose.

00:19:23The end of the end is the end of the end.

00:19:25The end of the end is the end of the end.

00:19:27I'll leave my mother.

00:19:29If I will, I will return to the end of the end.

00:19:32Let me all be葬.

00:19:34Yes.

00:19:36The enemy is willing to suffer.

00:19:38Do you see it?

00:19:39He's not a human being?

00:19:40He's like a witch.

00:19:42He's beeneting by the forest.

00:19:43The end of the end of the end is the end of the end.

00:19:44You must be being cast.

00:19:45You're a godman.

00:19:46Be as the devil, but you're not worthy.

00:19:49You'll have to leave your daughter at the end.

00:19:51Got your head inside.

00:19:57You're going to take him to the end of the end.

00:19:58Let's give him a chance.

00:20:00The end of the end is taking your head.

00:20:01Take from the end, to the end of the end.

00:20:03The end of the end was empty.

00:20:05天人果然不公

00:20:08不过这灯仙路又不是只此一条

00:20:11金斗云

00:20:12这就是师父的坐驾吗

00:20:20真是好话

00:20:21弟子袁刚小渊筑基劍

00:20:28愿加入紫霞仙子门下

00:20:30这是外门弟子令牌

00:20:33你俩天子不错日后就是我紫霞门弟子

00:20:37是

00:20:38什么怎么可能

00:20:46见过各位天人有礼了

00:20:50幽武你还敢上来

00:20:55无谋味道还是让老夫来吧

00:20:57等等此子我紫霞门要了

00:21:00紫霞仙子我知道一个月后的门牌大笔

00:21:03以紫霞门比较慌

00:21:04但是也不至于收此妖怪为徒

00:21:07你不怕妖魔背后刺你

00:21:09我紫霞门招人还轮不到你的智慧

00:21:12你叫什么名字

00:21:14弟子元怀见过宗主

00:21:19你身上妖气太重晚上来我道场

00:21:22元怀你是人是妖我今晚已试便知

00:21:26小月应该也在这里我得快点找到她

00:21:34宗主我来了

00:21:36怎么了没见过

00:21:48冒犯宗主请恕罪

00:21:52这天下妖魔横行

00:21:57这天下妖魔横行

00:21:59我紫霞门自然容不得妖魔

00:22:02你身上妖气极重

00:22:03你到底是什么东西

00:22:05宗主这还不是很明显吗

00:22:07我是人啊

00:22:08我告诉你我是紫霞圣体

00:22:11我体内流淌着圣险

00:22:12任何妖魔

00:22:14只要和我有肌肤之情

00:22:16我体内圣险就会出现排异肺

00:22:18轻壳就会灰飞灭

00:22:21宗主这是什么意思啊

00:22:23我要验明你究竟是人是妖

00:22:26把衣服脱了躺下

00:22:28宗主没必要非得接触吧

00:22:33你果然是妖魔

00:22:34是怕被我体内剩下杀死对吧

00:22:37不是宗主这永爱人伦啊

00:22:40死到灵头还最硬

00:22:42妖魔

00:22:46现星

00:22:53我堂堂愿英修为

00:23:10竟然站不到丝毫优势

00:23:12被一个恋戒气小子压制了

00:23:14她到底什么体质啊

00:23:16她到底什么体质啊

00:23:18昨晚是个阴汪人

00:23:22冒犯师尊最不可说

00:23:24剥夺你外门弟子身份

00:23:26发你去火灶房入职

00:23:27不自给弟子们做饭

00:23:29师父开恩啊

00:23:30滚

00:23:31我这就被边缘化了

00:23:46发配的火灶房

00:23:49我成厨师了

00:23:51小子我杀了你

00:23:53师父怎么了

00:23:54这紫霞千子千年前是我的女人

00:23:56你敢略为师

00:23:58不是师尊

00:24:00误会啊

00:24:01我不知道啊

00:24:03我要捏碎你的丹田

00:24:05师尊

00:24:06我错了

00:24:07我错了

00:24:11师尊

00:24:12你再好好想想

00:24:15你在我体内

00:24:17我那个了

00:24:19不就等于你也那个了吗

00:24:21有道理啊

00:24:22老子也不亏

00:24:24那个刚来的小伙子

00:24:26来了

00:24:27来了

00:24:28告诉我

00:24:29你叫什么名字

00:24:30哥

00:24:31我叫袁怀

00:24:32袁怀

00:24:33好名字

00:24:34好听又好记

00:24:35你知道吗

00:24:36选择来我们火葬房工作

00:24:38至少烧走一百年的弯路啊

00:24:41我们在这里呢

00:24:43月薪五十钱

00:24:44一切都是流水线作业的

00:24:46而且吹穿全勉

00:24:48你既然刚过来

00:24:50就负责给我烧火好了

00:24:52听上去还不错啊

00:24:54听上去还不错啊

00:24:56当然了

00:24:58那我能继续修炼吗

00:25:01你这话说的

00:25:02当然可以继续修炼了

00:25:04你有所不知啊

00:25:06我火葬房

00:25:07可是全宗门最团结的部门了

00:25:10往后就是亲兄弟了

00:25:12谢谢哥

00:25:13谢谢哥

00:25:14谢谢哥

00:25:28废物就是废物

00:25:30入了仙门

00:25:31也逃不过当下人的命

00:25:35岩康

00:25:36我妹妹呢

00:25:37你能打败袁立

00:25:39我很意外

00:25:40走了狗屎院了

00:25:44我妹妹呢

00:25:45你放心

00:25:46你妹妹是昆顶之身

00:25:48我会等她熟透了

00:25:49再采摘她

00:25:50废

00:25:51你找死

00:25:52等会儿

00:25:54我看怎么事的

00:25:57我发现你小子刚一进来

00:25:59就在这里对我兄弟一样怪气的

00:26:01什么意思啊

00:26:02难道要在我火灶房

00:26:04欺负我这样的兄弟不长

00:26:07我告诉你

00:26:08这可是我亲兄弟

00:26:09再说了

00:26:10你来的时候也不打听打听

00:26:12我火灶房什么地方

00:26:13那可是宗门最有实力派的部门

00:26:17你这么做

00:26:18就不怕我断了你的馒头

00:26:20断了你的面条

00:26:21断了你的大米饭了

00:26:23哥哥哥哥

00:26:24咱们别丢这个人

00:26:25丢人吧

00:26:26我自己来

00:26:27我自己来

00:26:28生死累

00:26:30敢不敢

00:26:31好啊

00:26:32生死不论

00:26:34元刚是驻籍中期

00:26:36经过昨晚

00:26:37我已经是驻籍初期

00:26:38和元刚

00:26:39应该有一战之力

00:26:42元桓

00:26:43你还真是急不可耐地送死啊

00:26:47元桓

00:26:48你还真是急不可耐地送死啊

00:26:50打败你

00:26:51就把小元桓还给我

00:26:53好啊

00:26:54你来试试

00:26:56哼

00:26:57哟

00:27:02哟

00:27:03助击了

00:27:04想认输我

00:27:05笑话

00:27:06助击又怎样

00:27:08我元家前辈何在

00:27:11助击中期元月

00:27:13谁敢动我表弟元刚

00:27:14助击圆满圆天

00:27:16谁敢动我表之元刚

00:27:18静丹圆满圆山

00:27:20谁敢动我外孙

00:27:23元刚

00:27:24我是元家嫡孙

00:27:26你个野种

00:27:28也敢动我

00:27:29你们卑鄙

00:27:30这是擂台

00:27:31是单挑

00:27:32你很能打吗

00:27:34会打有个屁有

00:27:36出来混

00:27:38不光论的是实力

00:27:40论的是背景

00:27:42哼

00:27:43哼

00:27:44哼

00:27:45你已经被我元家除名

00:27:46元家没有你这种血脉不纯的野种

00:27:50恳起叔伯

00:27:51将这野种扼杀在此

00:27:54元山今日

00:27:56就要为家族清理门户

00:27:59舒爷爷

00:28:00不用你老出手

00:28:01你已经是金丹圆满

00:28:03他

00:28:04我就够了

00:28:05小子

00:28:06心静的助击吧

00:28:08我是助击中期

00:28:10今天就让你死个满

00:28:13死个甘心

00:28:14死个甘心

00:28:15I don't know.

00:28:45多谢叔伯

00:28:47他杀了袁裂

00:28:48弄死这小子

00:28:50鼠贝

00:28:51还嘴硬

00:28:53我要把你的牙

00:28:57一颗一颗全都敲掉

00:29:00结束了小子

00:29:02大成家呀

00:29:07我告诉你了

00:29:08恨团战

00:29:08我火灶坊这千百年来

00:29:10就从来没怕过谁

00:29:12兄弟们

00:29:13吵家话

00:29:14看看

00:29:25我的兄弟们都到齐了

00:29:27看看谁比谁人多呀

00:29:29我发现你小子很嚣张啊

00:29:34就是你

00:29:34叫他们袁刚是不是

00:29:36队哥

00:29:39袁环

00:29:40你不用怕

00:29:41我此前已经说过

00:29:43只要入我的火灶坊

00:29:45日后就是亲兄弟

00:29:46以后谁要是逗你

00:29:47谁就等同于逗我老婆

00:29:49兄弟们

00:29:51先让我老婆

00:29:52不是

00:29:52先让我兄弟下去聊聊声

00:29:54好的

00:29:55哥哥

00:29:56走

00:29:56快快

00:29:58袁环

00:30:00袁环和你们这群火头军凑在一起

00:30:03还真是丢人现眼

00:30:05不愧是我袁家的剑种

00:30:07就算进了紫霞门

00:30:09也是个废物报团

00:30:11你们这些没有根骨的火头军

00:30:13就算来再多

00:30:14也是自取其辱

00:30:16都杀了吧

00:30:17我眼睛容不下沙子

00:30:20对了

00:30:21把那个袁怀的心肝

00:30:24给我留着

00:30:25我捡药去

00:30:27是

00:30:28老祖

00:30:28什么

00:30:29你个老变态啊

00:30:31你要接什么心肝

00:30:32来来来

00:30:33你现在就过来了

00:30:33你看看咱们俩谁先接了谁

00:30:35这是袁家老祖

00:30:36信不信我撕了你的嘴

00:30:38什么

00:30:38我的嘴巴就在这里啊

00:30:39有本事你来撕啊

00:30:41找死

00:30:42看招

00:30:43李哥小心

00:30:43他是重击中期实力

00:30:46放弃

00:30:50什么

00:30:51是通灵的法器

00:30:52李哥强了

00:30:56火草坊果然牛逼

00:30:58怎么样

00:31:00是不是很意外呀

00:31:02告诉你

00:31:04我这口造王国呀

00:31:05可是穿成三百余年了

00:31:08剑巢烹炸

00:31:09样样俊全

00:31:10水火不侵

00:31:11刀牵不入

00:31:12找死

00:31:13怎么这么没有力气啊

00:31:21是不是没吃饭呢

00:31:23元月

00:31:24弄得太难看了

00:31:27此等萧小

00:31:28竟然也让老夫出手

00:31:30你们

00:31:31下辈子

00:31:33投好胎吧

00:31:34是五类仙法

00:31:42居然用这招

00:31:44好恐怖呀

00:31:45兄弟们

00:31:46小心呐

00:31:47来了

00:31:52老祖出手

00:32:12结束了

00:32:14不好

00:32:15这是金丹强者的一击

00:32:16只能找师尊帮忙了

00:32:18你小子

00:32:19甘惹金丹老东西

00:32:21你想累死为师啊

00:32:23请师尊出手

00:32:23这可是金丹强

00:32:25我打不过呀

00:32:26服了你了

00:32:28我还是灵体形态

00:32:29十天只能帮你出手一次

00:32:31身体借我一炷香

00:32:32走

00:32:38兄弟

00:32:41你不提醒我还忘了

00:32:42过来还炖着肉呢

00:32:44兄弟们

00:32:44咱们早些

00:32:45顶住

00:32:46顶住啊

00:32:46快走啊

00:32:48大胆妖孽

00:32:49去死吧

00:32:50咬住啊

00:33:07咬住了

00:33:08怎么回事

00:33:09啊

00:33:15出来的感觉

00:33:19真好啊

00:33:22好重的妖气

00:33:24你到底是什么东西

00:33:26老杂毛

00:33:27这把年纪了欺负后辈

00:33:30要不

00:33:31我跟你玩了

00:33:33你到底是谁

00:33:34我是谁

00:33:36我是你们原家的野种啊

00:33:39今天

00:33:40来清理门户

00:33:42不管你是什么东西

00:33:49今日定叫你魂飞湮灭

00:33:52来

00:33:55来

00:34:08Dayton

00:34:13memor

00:34:13温长老

00:34:14欺负一个刚入门的弟子

00:34:16恐怕有失体面

00:34:18仔细

00:34:18我

00:34:19What can I feel like this brother in theínia room?

00:34:22Is it our two brothers that you have saxaged?

00:34:26I'm afraid that it's a reason to make this godmother with me.

00:34:31That's what I am in the city of the lord.

00:34:33But this is the king's head of the village of the village.

00:34:37This is because of the village and the village.

00:34:40Or I'll never get killed the princess?

00:34:44Then, in order for the village,

00:34:46you will haveührt my soul and him.

00:34:49如何?

00:34:51你这是在袒护妖魔?

00:34:53此人我今日不杀

00:34:56等到门派小比

00:34:58我的侄孙会替天行道

00:35:02颜怀

00:35:03我会好好照顾你妹妹

00:35:06在中门小比

00:35:08我等你

00:35:10表弟

00:35:11不用你出手

00:35:13那时候我亲自收拾来

00:35:15都散了吧

00:35:17You come with me.

00:35:24The king, I'm here.

00:35:28Who taught you to be like this?

00:35:30Who taught you to be like this?

00:35:34I'm...

00:35:35What are you?

00:35:40The king,

00:35:41the king of the king is your king.

00:35:44If we were to kill him for 300 days,

00:35:45he wouldn't say anything about you.

00:35:48No way.

00:35:49I can't remove his memory.

00:35:52Don't you?

00:35:53You're the king of the king.

00:35:54You're the king of the king.

00:35:55You're the king of the king.

00:35:56We all will remove his memory,

00:35:57even kill him.

00:35:59Why?

00:36:01Because you're the king.

00:36:02You have to be a king of the king.

00:36:05And I have to be a king.

00:36:07So,

00:36:08you're the king of the king of the king.

00:36:10I'm the king of the king.

00:36:11You will kill him.

00:36:12What?

00:36:14What?

00:36:15What?

00:36:16I'm...

00:36:47Do you think that I am a mess?

00:36:51It's a mess.

00:36:53This is a mess.

00:36:54It's a mess.

00:36:55It's a mess.

00:36:56It's a mess.

00:36:57It's a mess.

00:36:58It's a mess.

00:36:59It's a mess.

00:37:00It's a mess.

00:37:05Right.

00:37:06Your sister.

00:37:07My sister?

00:37:08My sister?

00:37:09How did you?

00:37:12I told you.

00:37:13This is your second mistake.

00:37:15You killed me.

00:37:17You're a mess.

00:37:18I told you to tell you.

00:37:20Your sister is in the原告.

00:37:22I told you to tell you.

00:37:24But the man who took the原山长老 was to take care of.

00:37:26I didn't want to take care of this.

00:37:27This is your mother's work.

00:37:28You can take care of yourself.

00:37:30You can take care of yourself.

00:37:31After that, you have twenty thousand people.

00:37:33This is the only way to do the same.

00:37:35The only way to do the same.

00:37:36The only way to do the same.

00:37:37You don't want to do it.

00:37:38What the hell?

00:37:40What did you do to do this?

00:37:42This little guy.

00:37:43How could you do this?

00:37:46God.

00:37:47Why did you qué so bad?

00:37:49The one?

00:37:50You looked.

00:37:51The ten days ago.

00:37:53The ten days.

00:37:54The ten days later.

00:37:55The eight days later.

00:37:56My賞 are in the first game.

00:37:57The two hours.

00:37:58The two hours.

00:37:59The two hours.

00:38:00They all are in the second game.

00:38:01I'd definitely be still alive.

00:38:02The ten days.

00:38:03You have to take care of the nine ten hours.

00:38:04The ten days.

00:38:05The ten days.

00:38:06You're going to get to the ten days to get you.

00:38:07So you can run on the ten days.

00:38:08The ten days later.

00:38:09Take care of your hand.

00:38:10The nine days later.

00:38:11The ten days later.

00:38:12这凭零食我怎么弄啊我去偷还是去抢啊

00:38:16痛快你们不知道啊当时那个元长老有面如铁青

00:38:22特别是看到我背后的神器造王国以后啊就下达差点给我跪一下啦

00:38:29是不是啊元怀牛不牛逼老大爷

00:38:34那不是紫霞门主来救场嘛

00:38:37你说什么呢那些杂碎明天是被我们火灶房给吓走的是不是啊

00:38:43不说那些了今天这个好日子发清水啦

00:38:48二十颗下品零食啊都有

00:38:53二十颗下品零食不需要一千块得存五年才够重计

00:38:59十天后就要打比赛他怎么来得及啊

00:39:02尸体反应真艰难啊

00:39:04等等为啥要干尸体

00:39:06老李

00:39:08我想到了一个带兄弟们致富的方法

00:39:11什么方法

00:39:12来来来来大家目光向我看齐啊

00:39:17我给大家推荐一个新的业务

00:39:19什么业务啊大家都会穷死啊

00:39:21就是啊就是我们火灶房为什么这么穷

00:39:25是因为我们开着店等着兄弟们上门来吃

00:39:30这样太被动了

00:39:33那不然还能有什么新办法吗

00:39:35你说听听

00:39:36今日起

00:39:38我圆淮成立火灶坊外卖部门

00:39:43比来了比来了

00:39:45我们火灶坊呢是外卖总部

00:39:48嗯下面有三个分部

00:39:52第一个是接单部

00:39:54第二个呢是派送部

00:39:57第三是售后部接单部

00:40:00主要负责用传声令牌收到每一位弟子的饮食需求

00:40:06问清楚地址

00:40:08配送部呢则负责配送

00:40:11我们每一单餐啊就收一块零食的跑腿费

00:40:15大家会愿意花零食吃送上门的饭吗

00:40:17就是啊我担心大家会因为多花了这个零食的钱来买饭

00:40:22哎老李啊听好了只要是人他就会有惰性

00:40:27他就想要偷懒

00:40:29我们这个市场啊有伟大的蓝海

00:40:33我们收到的每一块零食

00:40:38都要上缴给总部

00:40:40每个月月底按单量分红

00:40:43听起来好像蛮不错的

00:40:46好从今日起

00:40:49我就是火灶房外卖部的CEO

00:40:53老李呢你就是总经理

00:40:56我爱着经理

00:40:58我们公司的名字就叫林团

00:41:02啊林团

00:41:04我为大家设计了一款标志

00:41:07嗯哎呀

00:41:08今天呢每一位兄弟都跟着我出去发传单

00:41:12保证在天黑之前每一位弟子都能收到我们的传生令牌

00:41:16是

00:41:17你好林团外卖了解一下

00:41:22你好这是传生令牌

00:41:24只要下单一注像我们就能送到您的洞府

00:41:28你好林团外卖了解一下

00:41:30原怀

00:41:32你搞什么歪门子

00:41:36脚拿开

00:41:37一个练气的废物不练功

00:41:40跑出来发什么林团外卖

00:41:42我看你是认命了吧

00:41:44我再说一遍

00:41:46脚拿开

00:41:48哎

00:41:50哎,这火灶房一个月可以给你多少零食啊?

00:41:53十块,二十块,就这么点零食啊,去参加做门小笔打类。

00:41:58你说够了,说够了就滚!

00:42:01本事没有,脾气挺大,住手!

00:42:10哟,文师姐来了。

00:42:12元月,你只会欺负新来的弟子吗?

00:42:15怎么,徐文你要管我闲事?

00:42:19我是外门大师姐,你的事我管不得吗?

00:42:22你要帮这个废物?

00:42:24我谁都不帮,但是要欺负宗门弟子,我不答应。

00:42:28哼,小子,走夜路小心点。

00:42:35货劳费心。

00:42:37文师姐,感谢帮助。

00:42:40这是你弄的?

00:42:42对,这是我搞的新模式配餐。

00:42:44入宗门就好好修炼,不务正业,歪门邪道。

00:42:54朽木不可刁银。

00:42:55文师姐,你反对可以。

00:42:58但撕了我的传单是不是有点太过分?

00:43:01我希望你回头试案。

00:43:02这次门派小比,你也报名了是吧?

00:43:04宗门都传开了。

00:43:06如果你参加小比,基本是活不下来。

00:43:10我圆怀是生是死,好像和文师姐没关系。

00:43:14这次门派小比的冠军,会成为我的道旅。

00:43:18所以几乎所有的外门男弟子都会参加,也会死在我未来的道旅手上。

00:43:23那万一我成了你的道旅?

00:43:26这种美貌就别再做了。

00:43:28要么退散,要么被人打死,言至于此。

00:43:33好。

00:43:34那麻烦您让一让,我要发传单。

00:43:38难却该死鬼,慈悲不渡造孽人。

00:43:41文师姐,首先,宗门小比我是奔着冠军去的。

00:43:45其次,我如若是赢了,我会先娶了你,然后再修了你,让你成为二手的玫瑰。

00:43:52你说什么?

00:44:01我还有事,拜拜。

00:44:03只要有一千零食,我就能进助击中期了。

00:44:09独冠不是没有可能,这一千块零食,就快外卖了。

00:44:13哎,兄弟们,今天是我们灵团外卖,赏试头一天的大喜日子。

00:44:19接下来就由我们的CEO袁怀,为大家进行秋中仪式鼓掌。

00:44:26兄弟们,进第一天的一个上午,我们的接单部就接了有六百单。

00:44:34兄弟们,开业大吉,大家抓紧派送。

00:44:38听我口令。

00:44:40第一单,重山秘境一百零五号,龙丹奉随,报三样,走起。

00:44:46第二单,东海龙宫八十八号,轻征赤龙子,走起。

00:44:59您好,您的万万。

00:45:01哎呀,不得了,不得了,你知不知道,只有一个上午而已啊,我们就进入赵零食一千五百块。

00:45:09小场面,我们现在只占了市场百分之二十的份额。

00:45:17二十啊。

00:45:18等我们的灵团外卖普及了,我们就是垄断企业。

00:45:21啊,真的呀,发财了发财了。

00:45:22CEO大人,起手不够用了。

00:45:23什么?

00:45:24哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:25哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:27哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:30哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:33哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:35哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:37哼,我来帮忙。

00:45:38您的外卖到了,辅助食聊套餐,外带凤干培圆羹。

00:45:48是你啊。

00:45:50好巧啊,昨天撕我传单,今天却自己点外卖,寇视心扉的女人。

00:46:01这个灵团外卖在年轻弟子里挺火的,我就试了试,送餐还挺快。

00:46:07所以你现在还觉得我不务正业吗?

00:46:11依然不务正业。

00:46:13我觉得你做这个费力不讨好,修炼才是正途。

00:46:17我问你个问题。

00:46:18修炼需要零食?

00:46:19哪来?

00:46:20家里给的啊,我一个月一吨零食。

00:46:22家里给的?

00:46:24何不食肉鱼?

00:46:26我跟你讲不通。

00:46:27元桓,我最后劝你一句,退赛吧。

00:46:31别不自量力,不然你会死的。

00:46:34好,那我也劝你一句。

00:46:37婚纱选梅红色,洗干净等我。

00:46:40滚!

00:46:41我的好兄弟啊!

00:46:43你知不知道,现在这两天我们赚的所有跑腿费,就急下有两吨重的零食了。

00:46:51发财了呀。

00:46:53一半给骑手兄弟们送过去。

00:46:56剩下的。

00:46:58老李,咱俩一人一半。

00:47:00一人一半。

00:47:02发财了,赶快给兄弟分。

00:47:05太好了,我发现你他娘子还真是个天才啊。

00:47:09你知道这一千年来啊,我火造房就出了你这么一个大人物啊。

00:47:15谢谢,谢谢,老李,你跟我客套什么?

00:47:18赶紧把钱翻一翻,我还得回去吸收练功呢。

00:47:22好,分钱了,走嘞。

00:47:25吸收了这钱,应该就可以助击中情了。

00:47:35好小子,他三天就搞这么多灵石,你的体质是我修复过的。

00:47:42灵石的用量也是正常人的五倍。

00:47:44方而言之,同阶你无敌,月阶也能一换一。

00:47:49这本棍法你拿着啊。

00:47:51无天棍法第一是,乔山镇湖以气玉力,将力量收在丹田,在棍间爆发。

00:47:57此棍法驻击前中期,堪称无敌。

00:48:00这第二宠,醉一晨开天就看你悟醒了,先把我传给你。

00:48:05嗯。

00:48:12我这是突破铸鸡中期了。

00:48:14诶。

00:48:16诶。

00:48:17诶。

00:48:18这就是突破铸鸡中期之后体内排出的杂质。

00:48:21真是太臭了。

00:48:23诶。

00:48:24没想到,光是突破,我就花了三天。

00:48:28诶。

00:48:29啊,不好。

00:48:30今天就是东门小笔了。

00:48:38门主万安。

00:48:40今日是我紫霞门门派小笔的日子,今日所有的外门弟子都会参加。

00:48:46此次比赛规则为一对一五斗,获胜者可以获得左门玄机法宝,火龙狮子枪。

00:48:54此次比赛还有一项目,就是为徐文修士寻找道理。

00:49:03只有冠军才能获得引起徐文的资格。

00:49:07师姐,师姐。

00:49:08徐文,徐文,徐文,我要去徐文。

00:49:11看来圆魂只是嘴边。

00:49:13终归是怕死之道,不敢来。

00:49:18我宣布,本派小笔正式开始。

00:49:23等等。

00:49:27本派小笔正式开始。

00:49:30等等。

00:49:41火灶房元怀,前来报到。

00:49:44火灶房的?笑死人了,就这种货色。

00:49:47回去,回去,回去挖野菜去吧。

00:49:50火灶房也是东门的部门,也有权参加比试,是不是啊?

00:49:55门主。

00:49:56圆怀,我知道你自尊心强,但此次比赛,最差也是注击,你不要命了。

00:50:01弟子圆怀既然敢来,那就是不惧生死。

00:50:05圆怀,门主给了你机会,你就退出吧。

00:50:08等会刀剑无眼,没人替你收尸。

00:50:11哈哈哈哈哈哈,真是笑死人了。

00:50:15这么多年,火灶房还是第一次参赛。

00:50:19这不是自取其辱吗?

00:50:21不过,我支持他,门主就让他穿散。

00:50:27正好,他也是我原家出的逆子。

00:50:32刀剑无情,拳脚无眼,刺求多福吧。

00:50:36小子,你是来送死的吗?

00:50:38刀剑无情。

00:50:40我妹妹呢?

00:50:42打赢我,我就告诉你。

00:50:45表弟,你刚接手练气,这小子就交给我处理吧。

00:50:50我等着你们。

00:50:52敌场,由门外弟子李清,对战火造坊,仁怀。

00:50:59这小子不会没等到我上场,就被淘汰了吧。

00:51:11这李清是外门弟子中最心狠手辣的,最擅长暗器。

00:51:16圆怀已经是将死之人。

00:51:18宗门什么意思啊,让一个火灶房的跟我打。

00:51:21请指教,听说你人缘很差,还是原家出来的数字。

00:51:28我要是杀了你,圆怨师姐肯定会好好讲迷我。

00:51:32我走。

00:51:44你很会赌啊?

00:51:46这样呢?

00:51:47结束了,圆怀死了。

00:51:52圆怀死了,这圆怀等死吧。

00:51:55可笑。

00:51:57什么?

00:52:00找死。

00:52:02圆怀必须适射,敲山正虎。

00:52:12这不可能。

00:52:13圆怀这棍法。

00:52:15废物,连个圆怀都打不过。

00:52:19蛮主,我请求向圆怀发出挑战令。

00:52:22The挑战令 can be直接挑战, but if you lose it, you can get the best of all of them.

00:52:27To give it to him, it's not possible.

00:52:30I'm not sure what I do.

00:52:31Yen月, you will die.

00:52:34I'm not sure what you do.

00:52:35You're not sure what you do.

00:52:38You're not sure what you do.

00:52:40You're not sure what you do.

00:52:42I will kill him.

00:52:44I will kill him.

00:52:52雲淮現在開始!

00:52:58雲淮我終於有機會親手殺了你

00:53:01我要把你的骨頭一寸一寸地踩碎

00:53:05你知道腰斬的磁味嗎?

00:53:07腰斬?誰給你的勇氣?

00:53:10雲淮退出吧!不會有人怪你

00:53:13這不是你能應付的局面

00:53:15雲淮乃是我雲家少有的武學佼佼者

00:53:19年紀輕輕已經注跡

00:53:22這雲淮不過是個跳樑小丑罷了

00:53:26雲淮竟是凶多吉少啊

00:53:31這雲淮全力一擊甚至接近金丹齊的威力了

00:53:34哈哈哈哈

00:53:36這外門弟子中誰能切下這一刀

00:53:39該給這個野種準備棺材了吧

00:53:44雲淮死了吧

00:53:49他沒死

00:53:55這一擊接近金丹齊

00:53:57你竟然擋下來了

00:53:59雲淮你到底藏了多少命

00:54:02這這不可能

00:54:04很意外嗎?

00:54:05不就是助擊齊嗎?

00:54:07好巧我也是

00:54:09放屁!三天前你還是助擊出齊

00:54:12你上哪搞得離世?

00:54:13見不得我報復

00:54:14我告訴你

00:54:16我最恨你們這種

00:54:18目中無人的頑固詞

00:54:20明明喊著金丹齊出聲

00:54:22卻容不下別人的一點點努力

00:54:24你這種蝼蟻

00:54:26只能被捏死

00:54:27你試試

00:54:36哈哈哈

00:54:37真狼狽啊

00:54:38你是元家的敵出吧

00:54:39被我一個束褚打成這樣

00:54:41你乾脆自殺算了

00:54:43你找死

00:54:44沒有人可以侮辱我

00:54:46你這個人沒有武學天賦

00:54:48靠著丹藥修煉到現在

00:54:50也算是到頭了

00:54:52這元月的道心

00:54:53又不晚了

00:54:54元懷真是要壞她道心

00:54:56你呀

00:54:57就別浪費宗門的資源

00:54:59也就是個飯桶

00:55:00不

00:55:01我不是飯桶

00:55:03我是元家嫡女

00:55:05元月

00:55:06是呀

00:55:07你如果不是元家嫡女的話

00:55:09靠著你的根腹

00:55:11你也就是個種田的

00:55:14要不

00:55:15你找一個凡人帶你結婚算了

00:55:17你就是個凡人根線

00:55:19永遠上不了仙家殿堂

00:55:22不好

00:55:23月兒

00:55:24她把耳朵捂住

00:55:25她要壞你造星

00:55:26我不是廢物

00:55:28我是元家嫡女

00:55:29我是元家嫡女

00:55:30我是元家的驕傲

00:55:32我不是廢物

00:55:33我不是

00:55:34你就是廢物

00:55:35我是一個樹出的劍種

00:55:37月

00:55:38你連我都打不過

00:55:39你不是廢物是什麼

00:55:40我

00:55:41其實元家早就放棄你了

00:55:43所以才培養元缸嘛

00:55:45你就是個狗不及的蠢材

00:55:47靠著臉皮修煉

00:55:49害人害己

00:55:51你不是廢物

00:55:53我不敢修煉

00:55:54沒錯

00:55:55繼續說

00:55:56傻子

00:55:57你竟然壞我後背根骨

00:55:59你這是在養心魔

00:56:03心魔怎麼

00:56:04溫室裡的花朵

00:56:06就該知道什麼叫做天賦

00:56:08真贏毒

00:56:10但是你未免把天下人太小看了

00:56:13我早留有後手

00:56:15元月

00:56:16白金翅

00:56:18我進

00:56:31東西

00:56:32這是提元丹

00:56:34他不要命了

00:56:35提元丹

00:56:36我去

00:56:37一輩子只能吃一次

00:56:39元懷

00:56:40這提元丹

00:56:41You don't even care about your own life?

00:56:45If you can win, everything is worth it!

00:56:49Yuen Huan, don't give up to you!

00:56:55This is a simple strength!

00:56:57Yuen Huan, I want you to die!

00:57:01I will die!

00:57:03I will die!

00:57:05I will die!

00:57:15I will die!

00:57:29I will die!

00:57:35It's a Woche of your Monaten!

00:57:39I will die!

00:57:41I'll die!

00:57:43What do you wave?

00:57:44You are a nämun!

00:57:47You are a killer!

00:57:49Nein!

00:57:50Who is it?

00:57:52Alchemy!

00:57:53You can do me!

00:57:55I can't see you!

00:57:56I can't see you!

00:57:58What am I?

00:58:00Hey!

00:58:02Who is there to challenge me?

00:58:05You come!

00:58:09Let's go!

00:58:10I'll be back to the rest of the day.

00:58:11This is a time to get to the rest of the day.

00:58:13You don't die!

00:58:15Thank you!

00:58:16The beast is too bad.

00:58:18I'm going to get to the end of the day.

00:58:19You're doing what?

00:58:20I'm going to...

00:58:21I'll give you a look for your eyes.

00:58:23The one who wants to be is the end of the day.

00:58:25The end of the day is the end of the day.

00:58:27The end of the day is to be a boost.

00:58:29这世上没有白剑的东西

00:58:31你提高实力的手段

00:58:34有了多少代价你自己清楚

00:58:37我怎么提高的

00:58:38不用你操心

00:58:40元刚你要做缩头乌龟吗

00:58:43元刚你要做缩头乌龟吗

00:58:47好了门派小比继续进行

00:58:51还有无外门弟子想要挑战袁淮

00:58:54嗯这小子有古怪

00:58:56等今日我给你穿完弓再来杀他

00:58:59你不是想要那个贱人吗

00:59:03我偏不给你这个机会

00:59:05小月我一定会正大光明地救你回来

00:59:13等我

00:59:14既然没有人在挑战

00:59:16我宣布此次外门小比元怀就是获胜者

00:59:20即日起元怀就是外门大师兄

00:59:23哇哇大师兄

00:59:26大师兄赢了大师兄赢了大师兄赢了

00:59:29本次大比的奖励

00:59:32两千块相片零食还有外门大师姐的婚约一份

00:59:37来人抬徐家嫁妆

00:59:40金百金玉百两金玉满堂百年好合太鹅一饼龙泉一饼仙徒相依五蕴昌龙明珠一颗玉碧一符星光灿烂株连壁和

00:59:58好牛的嫁妆啊好牛的嫁妆啊天呐太阔气了好福气啊

01:00:03元怀没想到你还挺有本事做我的道理勉强合格了但是你别得意我这个人对各方面要求都很严格

01:00:11别急这灵石我收了不过我退婚

01:00:18什么

01:00:19元怀徐文可是紫霞门所有男弟子的梦中情人你当真要拒绝婚书徐家可是修炼大家族比十个远家都强你知道你错过了什么吗

01:00:31我说了我退婚我元怀不喜欢你这种口是心非还毒蛇的女人

01:00:37元怀我可是徐家嫡女你嫡女又如何

01:00:41带着你的嫁妆从我眼前消失

01:00:49他真的好特别竟然敢推我们家的话天下竟然还有这样的男子

01:00:58等等你忍我要了价格你随便开一万零食还是十万零食

01:01:05或者把你们整个元家买下来都可以但我徐文的面子不能丢

01:01:09我要你把这婚书碎纸一片一片捡起来给我

01:01:13徐文我撕你的婚约是因为你撕了我的传单我们扯平了

01:01:20我元怀不是吃软饭的人带着你的臭钱

01:01:24给我一个理由你是有喜欢的人了对吗

01:01:28对我喜欢的人就是他紫霞仙子

01:01:34我喜欢的人就是他紫霞仙子

01:01:39月环你胡说什么

01:01:41我去这小子原来喜欢年纪大的

01:01:44我说我喜欢你我爱你我想娶你我想你为我生孩子

01:01:48我只喜欢你紫霞仙子

01:01:52徐小姐我的话你听明白了

01:01:56元怀你无耻搞清楚你的定位

01:01:59我姓徐让你入坠是看得起你

01:02:03别以为我会像你家里人一样灌着你

01:02:05把你的臭脾气给我收一收

01:02:07带着你的嫁妆回去吧你被退婚了

01:02:11元怀我给你两条路要么娶我要么我杀了你

01:02:17玄

01:02:18你有本事就杀了我

01:02:20好元怀你只是外门弟子

01:02:24我即将升入内门下个月内门弟子大币

01:02:28你我只有一个人能活着走下擂台

01:02:31好下个月的内门大币

01:02:33我会以外门弟子的身份参加

01:02:36有本事你就杀了我

01:02:38你就杀了我

01:02:39荒唐躲散了吧

01:02:41你们俩一人回去给我抄十遍情星诀

01:02:44元怀你给我过来

01:02:46元怀你给我过来

01:02:50元怀你好大的胆子

01:02:56有话好说

01:02:58我说过了再有第三次

01:03:01杀了你

01:03:03这紫霞门的女人怎么一个变一个彪啊

01:03:06我刚刚没有麻烦你啊

01:03:08我刚刚没有麻烦你啊

01:03:10你不娶徐文是因为喜欢我

01:03:12我都一千岁了

01:03:14我都一千岁了

01:03:16我就一千岁了

01:03:18我就喜欢成熟的

01:03:20住嘴

01:03:21我不想再听到这些谎话

01:03:23还有你要想清楚

01:03:25内门弟子大币

01:03:26可不是外门这样儿戏

01:03:28内门弟子都是人中龙凤

01:03:30都是能悦及杀人的

01:03:32既然学文约战了你

01:03:34就不可能放过你

01:03:36我不希望你死了

01:03:38有数啊

01:03:39还有

01:03:40内门弟子清一色住击中旗

01:03:42甚至有住击后旗的妖女

01:03:44你要想清楚

01:03:45你面对的是什么人

01:03:46意识到自己的渺小

01:03:48才有可能进步

01:03:50请宗主放心

01:03:52我有一战之力

01:03:54还有

01:03:57我再多说一次

01:03:59修仙修的不是仙

01:04:01修的是资源

01:04:03凤野神舟

01:04:04每一个志强者背后

01:04:06都是个人的努力

01:04:07还是无数资源的堆砌

01:04:09内门大帝

01:04:11你至少要有住截后旗的实力

01:04:13否则

01:04:14就是去自取其辱

01:04:15不就是灵石嘛

01:04:17我有

01:04:18好自为之吧

01:04:20人主啊

01:04:21人主

01:04:22天际殿有急事需要商议

01:04:25我们两名清传弟子失踪了

01:04:27失踪

01:04:28怎么回事

01:04:29怎么回事

01:04:30我这边找人打听

01:04:31是去过欢喜宗那里

01:04:33然后就没再回来

01:04:35怎么会这样

01:04:40徐温

01:04:41元怀

01:04:42你们二人去调查此事

01:04:44什么

01:04:47我靠这么回气啊

01:04:49没搞错吧

01:04:51没搞错吧

01:04:52我

01:04:53和他

01:04:55谨遵师命

01:04:58这欢喜宗

01:05:03是整个东盛神州

01:05:04香火最旺的地方

01:05:06据说能求财

01:05:08求姻缘

01:05:09求平安

01:05:10没有不能求的

01:05:11在人间口碑极好

01:05:13但我又忘记数看过他们的寺庙

01:05:15我总觉得不像表面那么太平

01:05:19师尊

01:05:20您这是什么意思

01:05:21没什么

01:05:22可能是我看错了

01:05:24你们只需要记住

01:05:26那门弟子是我宗门的基石

01:05:28你们务必找到二位师兄

01:05:30宗主

01:05:32二位师兄有什么特点

01:05:35周云许文两位师兄

01:05:37一个脖子后面有疤痕

01:05:39另一位天生虫痛

01:05:41一个眼睛里有两个瞳孔

01:05:45遵命

01:05:51元怀

01:05:52我就直说了

01:05:53合你一族

01:05:55真是晦气

01:05:56我们先说好

01:05:57这一路上

01:05:58一切以我为主

01:06:00凭什么

01:06:01就凭我是助姬后期

01:06:03而你是助姬中期

01:06:05我修为高你一角

01:06:07行

01:06:08那有危险

01:06:09你上

01:06:11我先溜

01:06:12这

01:06:13闹钟

01:06:19前面就是欢喜宗了

01:06:20又你说

01:06:22我早就看到了

01:06:23我们先比出修为

01:06:25不要声张

01:06:26看看情况再说

01:06:27我早

01:06:29欢迎二位师主

01:06:31二位师主事先是凡

01:06:33来欢喜宗所为何事

01:06:35师父

01:06:37师父

01:06:39这位是我的内人

01:06:40我们最近打算要一个孩子

01:06:42所以特地来寺

01:06:44求个签

01:06:45图个母子平安

01:06:46师主所言是真的

01:06:48那是自然

01:06:49贵寺的氛围还真是好

01:06:51废话

01:06:52这里可是东周最灵的寺庙

01:06:54世人都想欢喜好

01:06:57唯有香火忘不了

01:06:59香客百姓影在何方

01:07:02荒种一堆

01:07:04白骨少

01:07:05大殿寇拜要注意

01:07:07紫色低肥

01:07:09金钩怒目

01:07:11不再睁开眼

01:07:12天不黑前

01:07:14快点跑

01:07:18小心

01:07:19胡说八道

01:07:20两位师主

01:07:28不好意思

01:07:29这是个疯子

01:07:30道理讲不通

01:07:31只能懂

01:07:32若是菩萨睁开眼

01:07:34天不黑前快些跑

01:07:35什么意思

01:07:36这疯子到底想说什么

01:07:38疯子就赶紧关起来

01:07:40怪吓人

01:07:41是是是

01:07:42二位随我去疾风店吧

01:07:44那里神香嘴灵

01:07:46给夫人求个龙虎胎

01:08:02二位可以许愿了

01:08:07我希望我的妻子

01:08:08一胎八个

01:08:10可以给我生八个可爱的小孩

01:08:13差不多得了

01:08:14别找死

01:08:16愿神明保佑

01:08:25若是菩萨睁开眼

01:08:26天不黑前快些跑

01:08:28这菩萨竟然真的睁眼了

01:08:30师主

01:08:31许完愿了吗

01:08:32如今天色已迟

01:08:34如果不介意的话

01:08:35可以在本寺留宿

01:08:37待明日天亮再做不迟

01:08:39这胖河上有问题

01:08:42太好了

01:08:43正好我们也累了

01:08:44还请大师安排

01:08:45那是自然

01:08:47主持

01:08:48为何这两个人的佛像

01:08:50都如此的栩栩如生

01:08:52施主慧眼

01:08:53这是我们寺内圆寂的高僧

01:08:56我们会把他们图上金服

01:08:58在连台上作画

01:09:00俗称肉身佛

01:09:02肉身佛

01:09:03肉身佛

01:09:04肉身佛

01:09:05这

01:09:06是死去的真人

01:09:07这是什么系锁

01:09:09只有德高望重的宗门

01:09:11才会有肉身佛

01:09:13证明宗门的强大

01:09:15果然是大宗

01:09:17就是厉害

01:09:18你少说两句

01:09:20不对

01:09:25主持

01:09:26这儿的金服

01:09:28为何在枯

01:09:34真的

01:09:36最近天气比较潮湿

01:09:38受潮了

01:09:40我就说嘛

01:09:41原来是受潮了

01:09:45对了主持

01:09:46还望

01:09:47今天把我和我的妻子

01:09:49安排在一块入组

01:09:51啊

01:09:52善

01:09:53明僧先告退

01:10:04周云许文两位师兄

01:10:05一个脖子后面有疤痕

01:10:07另一位天生虫脱

01:10:09一个眼睛里有两个瞳孔

01:10:12这难道是我的两位师兄

01:10:14你干什么

01:10:17你干什么

01:10:18不用找我们师兄了

01:10:19如果我没猜错的话

01:10:21他们已经遇害了

01:10:22你怎么知道

01:10:24跟我走

01:10:30你干什么

01:10:31跟我走

01:10:32那

01:10:33不是说流速吗

01:10:34询文你听我说

01:10:35这里很不对劲

01:10:36这有问题

01:10:37哪有问题

01:10:38主持人那么好

01:10:39刚刚的肉身符你看见了吗

01:10:40其实他是

01:10:41你是什么

01:10:42其实那有相当高的艺术价值

01:10:47其实那有相当高的艺术价值

01:10:49没有什么

01:10:50我不知道

01:10:51你是什么

01:10:53我知道

01:10:54你不是 sinful

01:10:55我知道

01:10:56你不是自为

01:10:57是不死

01:10:59我知道

01:11:00我知道

01:11:01我必让我狠go

01:11:02哈哈哈

01:11:03那个小传奇

01:11:04啊

01:11:05我要留八蛋

01:11:06我还知道

01:11:07我的小传奇

01:11:08我的小传奇

01:11:09是不出来

01:11:10我应该死

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