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00:00:27Wake up, you little sucker!
00:00:50We've got so much to do!
00:00:52Here, eat your breakfast.
00:00:53Ah, you little punk!
00:00:57We must toil to make our daily bread.
00:01:06That we must.
00:01:11We should take our showers.
00:01:13No time for frills.
00:01:14Listen, we can't go to work stinking like skunks.
00:01:16We need to blend into society.
00:01:18Well, if that's all it takes...
00:01:27Now I'm legit.
00:01:36Buy my lovely finger puppets, only $3 each.
00:01:39Buy my dignity.
00:01:40I'm having a clearance sale.
00:01:42Buy my lovely finger puppets, only $1 each.
00:01:44Buy my...
00:01:46What do I have to sell?
00:01:48Screw it, no one's buying.
00:01:50Give me your money, I'll do a little dance.
00:01:56Hand over your currency.
00:01:57It's no longer current.
00:01:59Buy my bitter lost passions.
00:02:01Rent my broken dreams.
00:02:03How's our food holding up?
00:02:10Looks like we've got enough to last a lifetime.
00:02:16A lifetime?
00:02:17Yeah.
00:02:18We'll probably get through about half of it, then we'll want to kill ourselves.
00:02:22Good point.
00:02:23They're not that bad when they're boiled.
00:02:26Yeah.
00:02:27They're great.
00:02:28How much did you say they work in?
00:02:31About ten cents a block.
00:02:34We need cash.
00:02:36Ooh.
00:02:49Wow!
00:02:56Bobby?
00:02:57Huh.
00:02:58April Wilson?
00:02:59How long has it been since high school?
00:03:01I lost track.
00:03:02What are you doing?
00:03:03Uh...
00:03:04It's just a little project.
00:03:05You always were artistic.
00:03:06Is that what you are now?
00:03:07An artist?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I'm an artist.
00:03:10Well, that's so wonderful.
00:03:11So, do you live nearby?
00:03:13Yes.
00:03:14Quite nearby.
00:03:15Well, that's great, because I'm having a part of my life.
00:03:17I don't know.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:19I don't know.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:21I don't know.
00:03:22I don't know.
00:03:23I don't know.
00:03:24I don't know.
00:03:25It's great, because I'm having a party on Saturday.
00:03:28Just pop by.
00:03:29It'd be great to catch up with you.
00:03:32Thanks.
00:03:37You should come to the shindig.
00:03:38The wingding?
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40Man, I'd rather eat cardboard.
00:03:41You do that already.
00:03:42True that.
00:03:43So, I think I need an artsy getup.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:46Okay, let's just swipe the Amex.
00:03:47Should we put it on the gold or platinum?
00:03:49I could dumpster dive it.
00:03:52Go for that hipster look.
00:03:54They look homeless half the time anyway, huh?
00:04:02Ooh, festive.
00:04:04Ooh, smelly.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:07Yeah.
00:04:08And then what do you do if you're off that lockdown?
00:04:14So servicing.
00:04:15That's a little unorthodox.
00:04:18That's awesome.
00:04:19How did you pick up that shit?
00:04:21It's good.
00:04:23What on earth is that?
00:04:38I have no idea.
00:04:39Should we call the police?
00:04:41Oh, no.
00:04:42It's April's headache.
00:04:48Hi, Bobby.
00:04:49Hi, April.
00:04:50Well, I'm glad you made it.
00:04:52Me too.
00:04:53Have you met my friends?
00:04:54I met your cheese plate.
00:04:56Apparently so.
00:04:57Come on.
00:04:58Come meet my friends.
00:04:59Okay.
00:05:00Hey, everyone.
00:05:03This is my friend Bobby from high school.
00:05:06Hello.
00:05:07Hello, Bobby.
00:05:08Hi.
00:05:09He's an artist.
00:05:10Oh, what kind of artist are you?
00:05:13I'm like a sculptor of sorts.
00:05:16Oh.
00:05:17That should account for your colorful attire.
00:05:20I once met Lafitte LeSeux.
00:05:25He was similarly garish.
00:05:28That's really true.
00:05:30Who?
00:05:31Lafitte LeSeux.
00:05:32I mean, he's this fabulous performance artist.
00:05:35He does work downtown.
00:05:37He does have things downtown.
00:05:39So what do you all do?
00:05:43We're psychiatrists.
00:05:45All of you?
00:05:47Even him?
00:05:50Yes, even me.
00:05:52I mean, I didn't mean it like some kind of...
00:05:55You know, I was just wondering...
00:05:57Okay, okay.
00:05:58Let's go get some Merlot.
00:05:59I mean, there's so many friends.
00:06:01Even me, I mean...
00:06:02Sorry.
00:06:03It can be a bit much.
00:06:04Yeah, you used to hang with a different crowd.
00:06:06Yeah, I know.
00:06:07I don't know what happened.
00:06:08There you are.
00:06:10Oh, hey, Bobby.
00:06:11This is Seymour, my colleague.
00:06:13Okay, well, he's a little bit more than my colleague.
00:06:20Hi, Seymour.
00:06:22How do you do?
00:06:23No complaints.
00:06:24Good.
00:06:25Because people rarely listen to them.
00:06:27That's why they hire shrinks.
00:06:29True dat.
00:06:31Dat?
00:06:32That.
00:06:33Oh, that.
00:06:36Excuse me.
00:06:43What an...
00:06:44Jerk.
00:06:45Oh, I know.
00:06:46Isn't it hot?
00:06:47Yeah.
00:06:48April, you have to come see Muffy's Pashmina.
00:06:50I think I need to go feed my iguana.
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55Well, let's catch up sometime, you know, when I don't have to entertain my colleagues.
00:07:00Yeah, okay.
00:07:01So, what's your number?
00:07:03I don't have one.
00:07:04No, I mean, I'm switching phone companies, so, but I have yours.
00:07:08No, give me a call.
00:07:09Cool beans.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11See you later, Bobby.
00:07:12Bye.
00:07:19Hit me.
00:07:22Such a goon.
00:07:26You should make a naked lady.
00:07:28It would probably sell.
00:07:30And a naked man.
00:07:31You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:07:34Here's the look of these dummies.
00:07:36These dummies just can't recognize fine art when they see it.
00:07:41If all else fails, we can boil them up and eat them.
00:07:48I'm sorry.
00:07:49I'm sorry.
00:07:50My bad.
00:07:51It's okay.
00:07:52No one was buying them anyway.
00:07:53Well, how much were you charging?
00:07:54Five bucks.
00:07:55Five bucks for Noodleys?
00:07:57I could have made those!
00:08:01They said the same thing to Picasso.
00:08:06That's creative.
00:08:07Thanks.
00:08:08How much are they?
00:08:09Four dollars.
00:08:10Alright.
00:08:22Those look weird.
00:08:23Thanks.
00:08:24What's that one?
00:08:25It's a naked lady.
00:08:26How much?
00:08:27Five hundred dollars.
00:08:28Tell you what.
00:08:29I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks?
00:08:31Or that one right there?
00:08:32And not a penny more.
00:08:45You have a little smudge.
00:08:48Ow.
00:08:49It's a really big smudge.
00:08:52Life is full of smudges.
00:08:54It's like you never grew up.
00:08:55Maybe I didn't have it in me.
00:08:57What?
00:08:58Growth.
00:08:59Everyone does.
00:09:00Perhaps I didn't want to.
00:09:02That's a different story.
00:09:04Ah!
00:09:05You're doing it!
00:09:06What?
00:09:07Psychoanalyzing.
00:09:08So you're pretty much all grown up and settled, huh?
00:09:11Settled?
00:09:12You know, you have a fully plotted career path, a mortgage, a 401k.
00:09:16You know with absolute certainty who you'll spend the rest of your life with.
00:09:20I wouldn't be shocked if you already started saving for your unborn children's college education.
00:09:26The writing is on the wall.
00:09:28Scary.
00:09:29It's your life, not mine.
00:09:35So April looks more or less the same as she did in high school.
00:09:38You still have a hard-on for her.
00:09:40No I don't.
00:09:41Hello sir.
00:09:42My name is Pierre.
00:09:43Nice to meet you.
00:09:44A banker friend of mine apparently acquired one of your masterpieces.
00:09:48Very cheap.
00:09:49Would you like to buy one?
00:09:50Well no.
00:09:51But I'd like to hang them in my gallery.
00:09:54I think I could make you a star.
00:09:56Wow.
00:09:58Oh.
00:09:59I think you've been outclassed.
00:10:09Story of my life.
00:10:14You're really an artist.
00:10:21T for Tuffy.
00:10:25Cool.
00:10:34Okay, so basically spell out the word war underneath stop.
00:10:39Because then it's going to say stop war.
00:10:44No more selling dainty little artwork for the man.
00:10:58We are artists of the streets.
00:11:00Viva la raza!
00:11:01Huh?
00:11:03I don't know.
00:11:04You're gonna have to panhandle somewhere else.
00:11:06Who's panhandling?
00:11:07Move along stinky.
00:11:09I just bathed!
00:11:10That was yesterday.
00:11:11Crap.
00:11:12What are you doing?
00:11:13Oh I call it happy bird's nest.
00:11:14You'd better vacate the premises.
00:11:16It's hard to take a rental cop seriously.
00:11:17Perhaps a mustache would lend him a certain gravitas.
00:11:22Uh oh.
00:11:23Uh oh.
00:11:24Pete!
00:11:25This is Eagle One.
00:11:26Oh, I call it Happy Bird's Nest.
00:11:29You'd better vacate the premises.
00:11:31It's hard to take a rental cop seriously.
00:11:34Perhaps a mustache would lend him a certain...
00:11:37...gravitas.
00:11:41Uh-oh.
00:11:43Pete, this is Eagle One.
00:11:45I don't know what's being rude about the seizure and I'm not afraid.
00:11:48You should come down here and pick him up and put him...
00:11:50...asap.
00:11:51You used excessive force.
00:11:53You sexually assaulted this man.
00:11:55I bet you took this job just so you can handcuff people.
00:11:59PERVERT!
00:12:06Hey Buttercup, give me a sandwich.
00:12:13Give the boss your bread.
00:12:15Hm?
00:12:16I'm Buttercup?
00:12:17You're whatever Boomer says you are.
00:12:20Okay, but uh, you might get herpes.
00:12:23I already got it.
00:12:25And malaria.
00:12:27Ugh.
00:12:31But boss, you can't get malaria from a sandwich.
00:12:33It's only transmitted through the African tsetse fly.
00:12:35Teach her not to threaten a Boomer with such fake diseases.
00:12:39No, that's sleeping sickness.
00:12:41What?
00:12:42That's sleeping sickness.
00:12:43What?
00:12:44The tsetse fly does not give you malaria.
00:12:50It gives you sleeping sickness.
00:12:51Mm-hmm.
00:12:53He's right boss.
00:12:54Kick his ass!
00:12:55Oh!
00:12:56Can I have this?
00:12:58Sure.
00:12:59Well, not all of them.
00:13:00I need them all to fight the darkness.
00:13:13Okay, boss.
00:13:16Okay, boss.
00:13:24He'll protect you.
00:13:26Thanks, boss.
00:13:28Take your medication, okay?
00:13:30Sure thing.
00:13:31I need a standard psych evaluation before we can let this indigent go.
00:13:43Indigent?
00:13:45Want me to stick around for your protection?
00:13:47That won't be necessary.
00:13:52What happened to your face?
00:13:53Oh, I got into a little scuffle.
00:13:55Hey, hey, you should see the other guy.
00:13:58He's pretty much unscathed.
00:14:02Vandalism?
00:14:03Defacement of property?
00:14:05Assault?
00:14:06I was just expressing myself artistically.
00:14:08That doesn't make me crazy, right?
00:14:10You're not crazy, Bobby.
00:14:12Just misunderstood.
00:14:14I've been looking all over for you.
00:14:18Hey, Tuffy.
00:14:24What the hell happened to your face?
00:14:26Oh, a couple gangbangers beat me down in a holding cell.
00:14:29Who are you talking to?
00:14:31Tuffy.
00:14:32Oh, hey, April.
00:14:33How you been?
00:14:36Tuffy was wondering how you've been.
00:14:39Who's Tuffy?
00:14:41Remember Tuffy from high school?
00:14:44Why do all your stuck-up friends give me the cold shoulder?
00:14:49I'm gonna have him let you out, Bobby, but you're gonna need some counseling.
00:14:53Yeah, fatty here needs weight watchers.
00:15:03Myochondria.
00:15:05It's like the power plant of the cell.
00:15:08Right.
00:15:10Name the DNA bases.
00:15:12Adenine, guanine, thiamine, cytosine.
00:15:18When did you study this?
00:15:19Mr. Saurum's cute.
00:15:22He's old.
00:15:24Not that old.
00:15:26Hello?
00:15:28Oh, hey, Chaz.
00:15:30Yeah?
00:15:32How many goals?
00:15:33Picture her in this.
00:15:34Oh, Chaz, you're so funny.
00:15:36Stop.
00:15:37Why are you doing this to me?
00:15:38Yeah, I'm coming right over.
00:15:39Love you.
00:15:40Bye.
00:15:41Let's study more later, okay?
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Bobby is a nut chop!
00:15:45Oh, Jessie, you're so funny.
00:15:54Stop.
00:15:55Why are you doing this to me?
00:16:00Yeah, I'm coming right over.
00:16:02Love you.
00:16:03Bye.
00:16:04Let's study more later, okay?
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Bobby is a nut job.
00:16:11If I'm a nut job, you don't exist.
00:16:14Bobby is quite normal.
00:16:17That's what I thought.
00:16:19Now go make me a sammich.
00:16:20Don't make me clock you in front of this police station.
00:16:23I'm so hungry.
00:16:25Again?
00:16:26Yeah, this crazy thing happens every time I don't eat for a few hours.
00:16:30We need to find a way to get food three times a day without making it into this big scavenger hunt.
00:16:35See those apartments up there?
00:16:37Uh-huh.
00:16:38They contain these cool boxes called refrigerators.
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43And they're filled with food.
00:16:45And every time the people get hungry, all they have to do is open the refrigerator and eat the food.
00:16:50Sign us up.
00:16:51It's not that easy.
00:16:52It never is.
00:16:53We need money.
00:16:55Of course.
00:16:56I think we should get jobs.
00:16:58But I want to be free.
00:16:59Free and hungry?
00:17:00If that's what it takes.
00:17:02You know, I was thinking, I kind of want to leave my mark on this world in something more permanent than noodles.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:09Get a job.
00:17:10That'll work.
00:17:11Don't do it.
00:17:12You'll hate life.
00:17:13You'll hate it.
00:17:14You'll become one of them.
00:17:15I can't bum forever.
00:17:16Don't leave me.
00:17:17I'll return.
00:17:18Triumphant.
00:17:19Hopefully.
00:17:20How many words per minute?
00:17:21Huh?
00:17:22How many words can you type per minute?
00:17:23That depends.
00:17:24On what?
00:17:25On whether they're long words or short ones.
00:17:27I mean, I could type the word A like a thousand times.
00:17:30I have the perfect job for you.
00:17:33I have the perfect job for you.
00:17:51Smith report?
00:18:03Huh?
00:18:04Uh.
00:18:05It's done.
00:18:11Why don't these jerkoffs give us dental coverage?
00:18:14Uh.
00:18:15I got a toothbrush.
00:18:16Jerkoffs.
00:18:21Dobson Letter?
00:18:25Uh, it's finished.
00:18:51Oh, look, Uncle Tom's back from working for the man.
00:18:59I quit.
00:19:00Stick it to him.
00:19:02You got paid, right?
00:19:03Help me paint these cogs.
00:19:21You got paid, right?
00:19:51Oh, look, Uncle Tom's back from working for the man.
00:20:12Roaming fees.
00:20:14Remember Bobby?
00:20:16Who?
00:20:18My friend who came to the party.
00:20:20That kid?
00:20:22He's the same age as me.
00:20:25You're all just kiddies to me.
00:20:27I think he has a problem.
00:20:29He doesn't have free weekends either.
00:20:35Thank you all for coming.
00:20:39But what kind of people show up at some shady lot they read about on a cog?
00:20:43Um, weirdos.
00:20:44Um, weirdos.
00:20:45My kind of people.
00:20:46The curious ones.
00:20:47The restless ones.
00:20:48The ones who are searching for something.
00:20:50Who might not even know what they're looking for.
00:20:53What does this mean?
00:20:54Excellent question.
00:20:55Tell me.
00:20:56What does it do?
00:20:57It turns.
00:20:58For what purpose?
00:20:59I don't know.
00:21:00Can you tell by looking at it?
00:21:02No.
00:21:03Why not?
00:21:04Because I don't know where it fits.
00:21:06Exactly.
00:21:07But you do know three things.
00:21:09It only fits in one place.
00:21:10It only does one thing.
00:21:12And if it wears out, it can be replaced by an identical one.
00:21:17Sound familiar?
00:21:19Ew, gross.
00:21:21Never mind.
00:21:22What do you do?
00:21:24I deliver the mail.
00:21:25What does that involve?
00:21:27Putting letters in people's boxes.
00:21:30Anything else?
00:21:31That's all.
00:21:32If you were hit by a bus, what would the postal service do?
00:21:36Oh, they'd be sad.
00:21:37But what would they do?
00:21:41Hire a new guy.
00:21:43Exactly.
00:21:44We're all being trained to be interchangeable parts.
00:21:47We're all being molded to fit into this bigger system.
00:21:50Some people think they have control.
00:21:52Some people think they pull the strings and turn the screws,
00:21:55but ultimately they're just larger interchangeable parts
00:21:58in larger machines.
00:22:00What do you want us to do?
00:22:01We need to raise people's awareness.
00:22:03We need to show them where they fit in the bigger picture.
00:22:05Some people might not like what they see.
00:22:07We can cause a ground swell.
00:22:09And the truth?
00:22:11The truth will set us free.
00:22:20Hey, who's sponsoring this?
00:22:26The Corporate Military Industrial Complex.
00:22:29Do you have decaf?
00:22:31Why would we offer that?
00:22:33Why not?
00:22:34The whole point is to drug you into staying wide awake
00:22:36so you work really hard.
00:22:38I'm gonna pass.
00:22:41Slave juice?
00:22:42Anyone?
00:22:43That's cute.
00:22:44Thanks.
00:22:45Do you mind if I ask?
00:22:46How much did it cost?
00:22:47$20.
00:22:48Great price.
00:22:49I don't know.
00:22:50It only cost 68 cents to make.
00:22:51How?
00:22:52They have eight-year-old Cambodians working 15-hour days
00:22:54for five bucks a week, and their hands are so small and skillful.
00:22:56That's awful.
00:22:57Isn't it?
00:22:58Here.
00:22:59Here.
00:23:00Let's go.
00:23:01Let's go.
00:23:02Let's go.
00:23:03Let's go.
00:23:04Let's go.
00:23:05Let's go.
00:23:06Let's go.
00:23:07Let's go.
00:23:08Let's go.
00:23:09Let's go.
00:23:10Let's go.
00:23:11Let's go.
00:23:12Let's go.
00:23:13Let's go.
00:23:14Let's go.
00:23:15Let's go.
00:23:16Let's go.
00:23:17Here.
00:23:20You can have it.
00:23:22Thanks.
00:23:26Um, can I have my wallet?
00:23:47I'll hang out.
00:23:48You can be hardships.
00:23:49You beat my wallet.
00:23:50I'm a 12-hour messengerot.
00:23:52Come on.
00:23:53If it was a small or two-hour bachelor, you really need wire.
00:23:56You can have it.
00:23:57You have it.
00:23:58Let my money go in.
00:23:59You can't waive it.
00:24:00Let yourっぽ.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:02I don't know nothing.
00:24:03Just put it over here.
00:24:04I can't get money for it.
00:24:05Let's go.
00:24:06But you have it.
00:24:07You don't know nothing.
00:24:08I can't get money for it.
00:24:09You don't know nothing.
00:24:10You don't know what type.
00:24:11You're going with it.
00:24:12Get that going with it.
00:24:14Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:24:25What are you thinking?
00:24:26Some very subversive thoughts.
00:24:29Like stupid ones?
00:24:30Yeah, kind of.
00:24:31Count me in!
00:24:37So, what's new?
00:24:41Not much, Bobby.
00:24:42It's only been a few days since the last time you got picked up.
00:24:45Oops.
00:24:46What's going through your head?
00:24:48I don't know.
00:24:49Sugar plums?
00:24:50So, you're hearing voices?
00:24:52Oh, yeah.
00:24:53I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
00:24:55You do?
00:24:56No.
00:24:56What are you, crazy?
00:24:58So, tell me about your friend.
00:25:00Well, I know this cool bird named April.
00:25:02I hear she likes to collect Civil War memorabilia.
00:25:05Is Tuffy in the room with us?
00:25:07Do you see him?
00:25:09Where is he?
00:25:10I don't know.
00:25:11He's probably off chasing squirrels or schoolgirls or something.
00:25:16Bobby, you're mentally ill.
00:25:20What exactly does that mean?
00:25:22It means you need help.
00:25:24Need is a very subjective word.
00:25:26I want to help you.
00:25:28Knock yourself out.
00:25:29I love you, Mrs. Duck.
00:25:36You're everything to me.
00:25:38This is your home?
00:25:42Excuse me.
00:25:44Shh.
00:25:46Well, this is actually my summer home.
00:25:48My main estate is down the block behind the Piggly Wiggly.
00:25:52You can't live here.
00:25:54What are you talking about?
00:25:55This is the most luxurious alley in town.
00:25:58It even had a spread in Allitectural Digest.
00:26:01Bobby.
00:26:02April.
00:26:03You can crash at my place until you get back on your feet.
00:26:06No, thanks.
00:26:07I like my chateau.
00:26:09You let me stay at your house when my dad lost his.
00:26:12So, I would be happy to return the favor.
00:26:14Well, if it makes you happy.
00:26:21Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
00:26:30I'm sure you'll get a new house soon.
00:26:32I hear great things about Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization.
00:26:35And Chaz was all wrong for you.
00:26:37I mean, you need a much nicer guy.
00:26:41And you can get a new cat at the shelter.
00:26:43Not that it'll ever completely replace Pookie.
00:26:48Mono's not that bad.
00:26:49As long as you drink lots of water.
00:26:52I'll shut up now.
00:27:00Hiya, Seymour.
00:27:02Good afternoon.
00:27:04The toes look great.
00:27:06They're practically glowing.
00:27:07Thanks.
00:27:09To what do I owe this pleasure?
00:27:11Bobby needs to crash on our couch.
00:27:12I see.
00:27:14You'll hardly notice me.
00:27:16God, put some clothes on.
00:27:18Well, I barely had a chance before you left me high and dry.
00:27:21Dry?
00:27:22You're dripping all over the place.
00:27:24At least go towel off or something.
00:27:27Fine.
00:27:28Fascist!
00:27:30Sorry, it's like he was born in a barn.
00:27:32I think April would be better able to counsel you if you weren't living in the same home.
00:27:37You know, a therapist needs to keep her distance from her patients so she can see things more objectively.
00:27:42You're probably right.
00:27:46It's about time we rambled on.
00:27:49Wait for me, you fickle pickle.
00:27:54I should have just stayed in the tub.
00:27:56Bobby needs my help.
00:27:58So help, but he doesn't need to sprawl out on our sofa while we're working for a living.
00:28:03You're like a little girl taking in strays.
00:28:06The guy had so much potential.
00:28:08Doesn't this Florence Nightingale thing get a little old?
00:28:12You know, we could be living in a much larger home if you would just join me in the private sector.
00:28:17So I can get overpaid to hear self-indulgent rich people whine about their broken fingernails?
00:28:23Some of them have real problems.
00:28:31Hey guys, it really warms my heart to see y'all here.
00:28:33Let's get down to business.
00:28:35What are those?
00:28:40It's not a trick question.
00:28:41Oink, oink!
00:28:42They're cops.
00:28:44Yes, you're right.
00:28:45They are cops, but on a deeper level?
00:28:47Men?
00:28:48Yes, cops are men and women.
00:28:51But these are just cartoons.
00:28:53They still trigger a meaning in our minds.
00:28:58What do you see?
00:29:00Politicians?
00:29:01Hmm, okay.
00:29:04What are these?
00:29:06Logos!
00:29:07Yes.
00:29:09What's this?
00:29:11Money.
00:29:11I could use some of that.
00:29:13Why?
00:29:13Uh, people seem willing to give me stuff for it.
00:29:17You can give people little green sheets of paper and they give you actual goods and services?
00:29:23You know, money used to be backed by precious metals.
00:29:26Now it's backed by nothing.
00:29:28It has no intrinsic value.
00:29:30Only the value people think it has.
00:29:32Currency is a mass hallucination.
00:29:34What does the money and the logos and the politicians and the cops all have in common?
00:29:41They're just symbols.
00:29:42But they hold power over us.
00:29:45You know, when a cop pulls you over, you have to listen to him.
00:29:47Why?
00:29:48Because he has a badge.
00:29:49He's an authority symbol.
00:29:51When you go to buy a car, a different logo on the hood jacks up the price thousands of dollars.
00:29:57Why?
00:29:59Because it's a status symbol.
00:30:02All these logos and brand names trigger perceptions in our mind of a product's value
00:30:06when in truth we can get a better impression just by looking at it or touching it.
00:30:11These symbols are obscuring our perception of reality.
00:30:16So what do you want us to do?
00:30:18We need to stop taking the symbols at face value.
00:30:20We need to be conscious of how they play on our emotions.
00:30:23How they tell us what we want to hear, even if it's just nonsense.
00:30:26How they con us into swallowing mountains of institutional lies.
00:30:30That's the only way we can break free from this mental slavery.
00:30:38That was remarkably coherent.
00:30:41Not bad for a total crackpot, eh?
00:30:43You're not a total crackpot.
00:30:44More like a chippot?
00:30:48Want to hit the tennis courts?
00:30:50Want to hit the tennis courts?
00:30:51Oh!
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:57Phew!
00:30:58Meow!
00:30:59Bet I can swing higher than you!
00:31:04Come here often?
00:31:05Not all the time, but I like to once in a while.
00:31:10Reminds me of a time I felt...cared for.
00:31:14See what it's like not being an old square, living in a small town?
00:31:19An old square?
00:31:20Living in squaresville?
00:31:21Eating, uh, square cakes?
00:31:24Yeah, it's great.
00:31:26As long as it's real.
00:31:28You know, you don't want to go around making up little friends.
00:31:31Who's making anything up?
00:31:33I don't get it, April.
00:31:34You want me to be alone?
00:31:35You're already alone.
00:31:36You can't know that.
00:31:37Maybe, maybe I see something you can't see.
00:31:38People can be pretty lousy.
00:31:39And everybody's disappointed in me at least once.
00:31:40I'm not toughy.
00:31:41I disappointed you?
00:31:42No.
00:31:43You said everybody has.
00:31:44Everybody else.
00:31:45Look who decided to sashay in.
00:31:46Are you drunk?
00:31:47You missed my alumni mixer.
00:31:48I'm really sorry, I got caught up with work.
00:32:01You should mix more!
00:32:12I'm really sorry I got caught up with work.
00:32:15You should mix more.
00:32:17I'm kind of all mixed up.
00:32:19Anyway, I've had enough glad-handing for a while.
00:32:22But what about me?
00:32:25How can I project power and success without my little trophy?
00:32:29By being powerful and successful?
00:32:32But I am!
00:32:35Yes, you are, darling.
00:32:40Thanks.
00:32:42Did I titillate you?
00:32:44Oh, yes.
00:32:47Let us go upstairs and do as the bunnies do.
00:32:50Hop.
00:32:51Bone.
00:32:53Seymour, I'm tired.
00:32:57You're never frisky anymore.
00:33:00I suppose not.
00:33:04Where were you today?
00:33:06Bobby was showing me where he hangs out.
00:33:08Were you two ever lovers?
00:33:10No, just pals.
00:33:12I don't trust him.
00:33:14He's a mentally ill homeless guy.
00:33:16What are you afraid of?
00:33:17Hmm?
00:33:18Hmm-mm-mm.
00:33:20Hmm-mm.
00:33:21Damn, it's good to see you all.
00:33:26How you all doing?
00:33:27I'm content like the trees in the forest.
00:33:30Okay.
00:33:31So, I've been trying to put my finger on what bothers me about people.
00:33:36They turn smelly when they don't bathe.
00:33:39When you think through human history, what has caused the greatest suffering?
00:33:43Uh, the atom bomb.
00:33:44Sure.
00:33:45That's a horrendous machine.
00:33:46But I'm talking about something that isn't just responsible for countless deaths, but
00:33:51also for keeping people suppressed in life.
00:33:54For keeping people ignorant.
00:33:55For making them ignore their own best interests.
00:33:58But, the greatest source of suffering can also be the greatest source of happiness.
00:34:03The most dangerous weapon can also be the greatest cure.
00:34:06What are you talking about?
00:34:07You need to lay off the peyote.
00:34:12Faith is a double-edged sword.
00:34:15It can bring us all together, or it can tear us all apart.
00:34:19You see, there's good faith and there's bad faith.
00:34:21But how do you know the difference?
00:34:23Here's the way I see it.
00:34:24If you're going to invest your faith in a person or a religion or a government,
00:34:28you can't just do it because your friends are doing it or because you were born into it.
00:34:31You have to do it because it actually makes sense.
00:34:34Institutions should have to earn your faith.
00:34:36And they should constantly strive to keep it.
00:34:38That's the only way to keep them from going bad.
00:34:40The real enemy is blind faith.
00:34:43When people turn off their brains and arbitrarily just decide,
00:34:47my religion is the only true path.
00:34:50My government is the only just regime.
00:34:53My particular skewed worldview is the objective truth.
00:34:57That's when we let ourselves get controlled.
00:34:59That's when we become pawns in other people's wars.
00:35:02That's when we get at each other's throats.
00:35:05Hi, I'm Tess Whitman from KMBS. I'm doing a story about you.
00:35:21Huh?
00:35:22Is your movement a cult?
00:35:26No. I mean, cults tell people to follow their specific beliefs.
00:35:31I'm not telling people to listen to me.
00:35:33I don't want them to listen to anyone. I want them to listen to themselves.
00:35:37So you want people to ignore society's rules?
00:35:40Not necessarily. I just don't want them to blindly follow them either.
00:35:45Hi. I'm the man behind the man behind the man.
00:35:49You know what I mean? So kind of pay attention to what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay.
00:35:52It seems a movement or, as some may claim, a cult is gaining influence across the Southland.
00:36:00They don't have a name, but apparently they rally behind this symbol.
00:36:05Theories about these brightly colored gears vary.
00:36:08This is me. This dent is my boo-boo.
00:36:13Wow. That's so deep.
00:36:17This is a gift from above. It helps us in our daily lives.
00:36:23You've got it all wrong. These cogs represent us. We're all just a bunch of interchangeable parts.
00:36:39We're all stuck in the big machine. I mean, if we were out, they'd just replace...
00:36:46Get your own lousy mail, you guilty rich bastards!
00:36:59Bobby changed my life. I mean, not much has changed on the surface, but my mind used to have all these limitations that now I see past.
00:37:11Now I'm free.
00:37:12Listen, I didn't realize I started a movement. I just see things a certain way and I wanted to voice my opinion.
00:37:19I used to believe, you know, in the higher society, but now I know it's just all a game.
00:37:24There's this system of rewards and punishments in place to mold us, and sometimes I just feel like a dog in obedience school
00:37:33jumping through hoops trying to get a pat on the head.
00:37:36You know, they tell us to get good jobs and follow the rules, but we get distracted and we lose sight of what's really going on.
00:37:45How did you guys find me here?
00:37:48What's up, sunshine? I checked you on the news last night, and I thought to myself, your cause is one I could really fight for.
00:38:03I'm going to donate some of my daddy's office space for your cult.
00:38:06Are you real? Maybe I am crazy.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10Hello?
00:38:11Hello?
00:38:12Hello?
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:14Hello?
00:38:15Hello?
00:38:16Hello?
00:38:17Hello?
00:38:18Hello?
00:38:19What's up, sunshine?
00:38:20I checked you on the news last night, and I thought to myself, your cause is one I could really fight for.
00:38:23Hello?
00:38:38Hello?
00:38:39Uh, sure, we take donations.
00:38:47We finally made it.
00:38:53Night, Bobby.
00:38:58Night, little buddy.
00:39:05So what happened to your parents?
00:39:06They moved to Florida. I call them every month.
00:39:09Do they know you're homeless?
00:39:11I'm not homeless. The whole world is my home.
00:39:14So when did you start to feel alienated?
00:39:17When they beamed me up to the mothership.
00:39:19Don't be glib.
00:39:20It's who I am. When did you start to feel alienated?
00:39:23I don't.
00:39:25When did you start to live in denial?
00:39:27I thought I was the therapist.
00:39:29People have all sorts of crazy thoughts.
00:39:31Fine. If it'll get you to open up, I'll share too.
00:39:35Sometimes I feel a little awkward around Seymour's friends.
00:39:42It's like this old boys club.
00:39:47Like a gaggle of Seymour's.
00:39:49Yeah, pretty much.
00:39:51What exactly do you see in him?
00:39:52I'm losing track.
00:39:57Here.
00:39:59These'll stop your hallucinations.
00:40:01What hallucinations?
00:40:03If Tuffy is really there, they won't do anything.
00:40:07If he's all in your head, he'll disappear.
00:40:11Okay, but I might as well be popping jelly beans.
00:40:14I mean, he's a stubborn little sucker.
00:40:16I don't think he's going anywhere.
00:40:18Man, are you on crack?
00:40:20Let's go back to our digs.
00:40:22I can't sleep there. It's too clean.
00:40:24You're right. We belong here in the dirt.
00:40:26Man comes from the earth and then he returns to it.
00:40:29Hey, what you got there, Dr. Feelgood?
00:40:33Some happy pills?
00:40:35We gonna get retarded?
00:40:36Hand it over, Bobby. Spread the fun around.
00:40:39April gave them to me.
00:40:41When's that chicky gonna learn to share with all her babies?
00:40:44They're supposed to stop my hallucinations.
00:40:46Ha! That Fruit Loop still thinks you're loopy.
00:40:49Give me one of those pills. Maybe it'll make you disappear.
00:40:52Give me one of those pills, Bobby.
00:40:55No! Give me one of those pills, Bobby.
00:40:59Why aren't you vanishing?
00:41:04Okay, say I was just a figment.
00:41:08Do you really want to get rid of me?
00:41:10It's just that April says I can't live in the real world
00:41:13if I'm stuck in my own fantasy.
00:41:15So that's what this is about.
00:41:17You want to get rid of me so you can get with that vixen.
00:41:19No, it's not like that at all.
00:41:21I'm real.
00:41:23Go ahead and take your drugs.
00:41:24I'm not going anywhere.
00:41:25I don't want to.
00:41:26You insist.
00:41:36Not such an easy pill to swallow, eh?
00:41:40Might as well let it drop. It's not coming up.
00:41:42See? I keep it real.
00:41:52Tuffy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to doubt you.
00:41:54Eh, it's alright. You hit the sack. I'm going to hit the can.
00:42:00Alright, there's no need to get all gay-bo about this.
00:42:03What time is it?
00:42:14Tuffy?
00:42:16Tuffy, did you go to the Rocky Horror Show again?
00:42:23Tuffy?
00:42:24Tuffy?
00:42:29Tuffy?
00:42:30Tuffy?
00:42:33Tuffy?
00:42:43What did you make me do?
00:42:44What?
00:42:46He's gone.
00:42:47Oh, he was never really there to begin with.
00:42:50My only true friend is gone.
00:42:53Bobby, you used to scare people.
00:42:57Now that you're not hallucinating, maybe you can start to make friends with real human beings.
00:43:01People are a bunch of jerks.
00:43:04I want my best friend back.
00:43:06Bobby, you gotta give this a fair try.
00:43:09Take your medication and see how it goes.
00:43:11If mental health means feeling this emptiness, I'd rather just be a total crackpot.
00:43:18I'm sorry, Bobby. Maybe this was too soon.
00:43:21You can stop taking your pills whenever you want.
00:43:24We come back.
00:43:26We probably will.
00:43:31I'm your true friend also.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:35It'll be okay.
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:42I'm gonna go back to work.
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:53So I used some of the donation money to bake cookies.
00:43:57Mmm.
00:43:59You're using our funds for sweets?
00:44:01Aren't they neat?
00:44:03Mmm, sugary.
00:44:05We should be stockpiling assault rifles.
00:44:07I know this great psychiatrist.
00:44:09She's a good friend of mine.
00:44:10How are we gonna violently overthrow the system with cookies?
00:44:13The system's too strong to violently overthrow.
00:44:16And it's made of people like you and me.
00:44:18I think En Vogue put it best.
00:44:20Free your mind, and the rest will follow.
00:44:22Now free their minds, and the oppressive structure will collapse on its own.
00:44:26Stop touching me!
00:44:28Stop touching me!
00:44:29Sorry.
00:44:34That was really weird.
00:44:37So I got a surprise for y'all.
00:44:38A piece of paper?
00:44:39This is a blank slate.
00:44:40If we're to last, we're gonna need a constitution.
00:44:41It's our chance to document our ideals and pass them on for generations.
00:44:54So everybody think of your highest values, and at the next meeting we'll discuss them and draft our Declaration of Independence.
00:44:59The kids are so difficult. I don't think they respect me. My youngest flat out hates me ever since I suggested she get her nose done.
00:45:12Perhaps she feels you disapprove of her.
00:45:15Of course I disapprove of her. Have you seen that schnoz? She got it from her father.
00:45:20Tell her she's beautiful.
00:45:23I'm not gonna lie to her.
00:45:25Maybe a little white lie is in order.
00:45:27It's like Bobby says, every lie you tell obscures a person's view of reality.
00:45:33Bobby?
00:45:35You know, the guy with the cogs.
00:45:37Welcome to the Department of Homeland Security Helpline.
00:45:41If you suspect that your neighbor is a terrorist, press 1.
00:45:44If you would like to pledge your loyalty to our fearless leader, press 2.
00:45:50If you think you may be in danger from a lunatic cult, press 3.
00:45:55Welcome to the Lunatic Cult Info Line.
00:45:59Here, Tuffy, Tuffy, Tuffy.
00:46:01Where are you hiding?
00:46:05Come on, rise like a phoenix from the ashes.
00:46:08We've got a live one.
00:46:09Hey guys, welcome to my flop house. Let me get the refreshments.
00:46:15Why are you so alarmed?
00:46:17I don't know, you look a little shady.
00:46:21We're your friends.
00:46:23Imagine Rich, Spones, or with the Department of Homeland Security.
00:46:27We've had our eye on you for a while.
00:46:30Now concerned citizens are starting to tip us off about various questionable activities.
00:46:35Was I supposed to get a permit for that bake sale?
00:46:38Enough of this charade.
00:46:40Are you or are you not trying to overthrow the Postal Service of the United States of America?
00:46:47The Postal Service?
00:46:49Is this man your brainwashed puppet?
00:46:51Oh no, that guy's got a mind of his own.
00:46:53Where is he?
00:46:54I don't know.
00:46:56I'd like to observe you for a few days.
00:46:59I'm a little shy.
00:47:09Damn it, Bones.
00:47:10I was supposed to zap him.
00:47:11You snooze, you lose.
00:47:12You snooze, you lose.
00:47:13You snooze, you lose.
00:47:14I'm a little hippo…
00:47:16…frolicking in the jungle…
00:47:22I'm a little hippo, frolicking in the jungle, eating all the mangoes, and pooping on your
00:47:40toes.
00:47:41Are you the messiah?
00:47:46Can't say that I am.
00:47:50Are you the gatekeeper?
00:47:52No.
00:47:57No thanks, I just ate-
00:48:00What is this, banana?
00:48:02It tastes like pesticide.
00:48:04It gives you special powers.
00:48:06The power to barf on myself?
00:48:08Oh god.
00:48:13Can I have my limbs back?
00:48:15I promise I won't use them for evil.
00:48:20Where are we?
00:48:21I don't know.
00:48:23Revolution does not come without sacrifice.
00:48:27After all, you have to spill a little blood to make an omelette.
00:48:31Where's Bobby?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33Hugging trees?
00:48:34Picking flowers?
00:48:36Now, Joseph Stalin says that-
00:48:40Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:48:43Okay, watch the cashmere.
00:48:50Now!
00:48:53I wish I had my thumbs to twiddle.
00:48:57Sometimes boogers taste like spittle.
00:49:01What's your name again?
00:49:02My very eager mother just served his nine pizzas.
00:49:07Huh?
00:49:09Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
00:49:15Oh, I see.
00:49:19This cat is clowning!
00:49:21Tuffy!
00:49:27Gimme five!
00:49:30How'd you get here?
00:49:31I don't know.
00:49:32But the walls sure are nice.
00:49:35We need to get out of here.
00:49:37No way I hear the pudding is fantastic!
00:49:39I hear they do shock therapy.
00:49:41Cool, we'll ride the lightning.
00:49:43And end up like him?
00:49:46We need to get out of here.
00:49:48Who are you talking to?
00:49:52You crazy?
00:49:55This is pretty good.
00:49:56What is it?
00:49:57Seared dolphin.
00:50:02More for me?
00:50:06Eat your taters or they'll eat you later.
00:50:13Has Bobby popped by lately?
00:50:15What's with you and this kid?
00:50:16He disappeared.
00:50:17I'm just hoping he hasn't gotten into more trouble.
00:50:20That's what he does best.
00:50:22You were sensitive when I first met you.
00:50:24Oh, I'm sensitive now.
00:50:25Sensitive to your treachery.
00:50:28Don't you deal with enough paranoia at work?
00:50:29Do you have to bring it home with you?
00:50:31A little paranoia is healthy.
00:50:33It helps keep the serpents out of the garden.
00:50:37What did you do?
00:50:39He's a danger to society.
00:50:41He's a danger to himself.
00:50:42You know, it's like you're the center of your own universe.
00:50:46And the rest of us are just your accessories.
00:50:50Then you should be happy to be so close to the sun.
00:50:53Oh.
00:50:55You are not the man I fell in love with.
00:51:01Walk out that door and you will not be allowed back in my garden ever again.
00:51:04Silly girl.
00:51:11That was 500 bucks, you little tart.
00:51:21Listen, Mac, you can't lose your nerve, okay?
00:51:24Will you send me jelly beans?
00:51:25Sure.
00:51:26I'll send you a crate this...
00:51:28This big.
00:51:29What color?
00:51:30All the colors?
00:51:31No.
00:51:32I want yellow and mauve.
00:51:34What's mauve?
00:51:35It's like a light burgundy.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:39Yellow and mauve.
00:51:40Ready?
00:51:44Now!
00:51:45I'm looking at the peacocks.
00:51:50Sometimes I can eat new rocks.
00:51:52Now I'll make you feed me cookies and beans from seaweed.
00:51:55Nanny, Nanny, Will and Goat.
00:51:57You cannot snatch you.
00:51:58No!
00:51:59No!
00:52:00No!
00:52:01No!
00:52:02No!
00:52:03No!
00:52:04No!
00:52:06Ah!
00:52:11You are so beautiful.
00:52:13No.
00:52:14I'm so beautiful.
00:52:18No.
00:52:20Wait.
00:52:21Return to me.
00:52:36I love you.
00:52:38I love you.
00:52:40Do you know how many germs you just ate?
00:52:51Some people don't wash their hands after they poop.
00:52:53Yeesh.
00:53:07They gotta eat me!
00:53:10How are we supposed to hitchhike without thumbs?
00:53:25Where's Houdini when you need him?
00:53:27Houdini when you need he?
00:53:29Oh boy.
00:53:31I'm free.
00:53:32What about me?
00:53:33I think I'd rather leave you like that.
00:53:34I'll fart all the way home.
00:53:36When you put it that way...
00:53:37When you put it that way...
00:53:38When you put it that way...
00:53:39Revolution cannot be successful without the complete cooperation of the world.
00:53:40I'm free.
00:53:41What about me?
00:53:42I think I'd rather leave you like that.
00:53:43I'll fart all the way home.
00:53:44When you put it that way...
00:53:45Revolution cannot be successful without the complete cooperation of my soldiers.
00:53:59So I need to know right now who's with me!
00:54:14Oh, don't let this scare you.
00:54:19I would never threaten my own people.
00:54:22This is just to show you what it means to be revolutionary.
00:54:26This baby is what's going to protect us from the evil pow pow pow pow pow bang that will try to stand in our way.
00:54:36Aren't you baby?
00:54:37Yes you will.
00:54:38Yes you will.
00:54:39Yes you will.
00:54:46This isn't working.
00:54:47These people are racist.
00:54:49News flash.
00:54:50They don't even see you.
00:54:51Show some skin.
00:54:53I don't think that's going to work.
00:54:55It can't hurt.
00:55:13We will crush the enemies of freedom with our mighty hands.
00:55:17We will make them pay for sins.
00:55:19We will seize their lands.
00:55:23Why aren't any of you singing along?
00:55:24We will make them pay their words.
00:55:26We will ring their necks.
00:55:27We will force them...
00:55:28Am I at the wrong meeting?
00:55:29Hi Bobby.
00:55:30Do you want to sing a song with me?
00:55:31What you got there?
00:55:32This?
00:55:33It was an M16 assault rifle.
00:55:34Can I see it?
00:55:35No way, Bobbers.
00:55:36It taught me enough.
00:55:37Nothing comes between me and my Nelly.
00:55:38You fought in Vietnam?
00:55:39I think so.
00:55:40Maybe it was a video game.
00:55:41Yeah they say your noodle is fried.
00:55:45Nelly would never cheat on you.
00:55:47She just needs me to clean her tube.
00:55:49Don't ever call her barrel a tube.
00:55:50It's her petunia.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52Petunia.
00:55:53It won't ever happen again.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55Water her petunia.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:57Water her petunia.
00:56:17Okay. Water her petunia.
00:56:25So, uh, what's tonight's topic?
00:56:28Violent revolution.
00:56:30Um, I think that's a topic for a different club, but you could always start your own.
00:56:37Okay.
00:56:40Ooh.
00:56:42Give me my gun back.
00:56:44I think I could borrow it. I have this horrible rat problem.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:56That was weird.
00:56:59Okay, so let's get down to business.
00:57:04Someone got a pen?
00:57:07Oh, yeah, it's okay. Go ahead.
00:57:09You, again?
00:57:14Hi, Seymour. Um, do you know where April is?
00:57:17I think you're in a better position to know.
00:57:19Huh? Casanova.
00:57:22You can't be serious. Look at me. I'm pathetic.
00:57:27You have a point.
00:57:28Ugh.
00:57:33You wouldn't believe the places I-
00:57:35I left Seymour.
00:57:38Good move.
00:57:40Where have you been?
00:57:41You can.
00:57:56So I guess I need to get a case of mauve jelly beans.
00:58:00What's mauve?
00:58:01It's kind of like a light burgundy.
00:58:06I know I shouldn't be, but I feel a little sad about my breakup.
00:58:11Are you sad that it didn't work out, or sad that you ever thought it could?
00:58:16Good question.
00:58:18Guess I need a therapist of my own.
00:58:20That's what I'm here for.
00:58:22Don't you ever have relationship issues?
00:58:25Not exactly a dating material.
00:58:28No.
00:58:29I mean, do you know any girls who run into nutty homeless guys?
00:58:32We can work on you a bit.
00:58:34Nah. Let's just hit the swings.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:51I hate to intrude.
00:58:55They gave me two beds. I might as well put the second one to use.
00:59:00And you might want to put the shower to use.
00:59:05Whew. Good call.
00:59:11Good night, Bobby.
00:59:13Good night, little buddy.
00:59:21Good night.
00:59:35I can't sleep.
00:59:37Me neither.
00:59:40Wanna cuddle?
00:59:42It's been a while since I've had a good snuggle.
00:59:45Maybe it'll help us sleep.
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:49I get the inner spoon.
00:59:50Fair enough.
01:00:00Your hair smells good.
01:00:01Thanks.
01:00:05Night, little buddy.
01:00:06Night, night.
01:00:11You little devil, you.
01:00:14Tuffy?
01:00:15What are you doing here?
01:00:17You pimp!
01:00:18How did you pull this off?
01:00:19Um.
01:00:20We're trying to sleep.
01:00:22Hey, Tuffy.
01:00:23Hi, April.
01:00:25You could see him?
01:00:27No.
01:00:28But you were talking in that general direction, so I thought I'd play along.
01:00:31I don't know.
01:00:32I don't know.
01:00:40Um.
01:00:41Could Tuffy sleep in the extra bed?
01:00:44Why not?
01:00:53Good night, Tuffy.
01:00:54Night, little buddy.
01:00:55Night, little buddy.
01:00:56Night, little buddy.
01:00:57Who?
01:00:58I don't know.
01:01:00What is it?
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:08Go to the house.
01:01:09I can't do it.
01:01:10I don't know.
01:01:12I'm just going to like to hear the términ of my husband.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15What is this?
01:01:16What is this?
01:01:17What is this?
01:01:18How's it going to be?
01:01:19I'm ready for the first time, and I'm ready for the first time.
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