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KITCHEN ALAG | CROWD WORK COMEDY BY GAURAV GUPTA
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00:00Do you have a gift, Harpreet?
00:02This is your gift.
00:03This is your gift.
00:05Do you also have a gift?
00:06No, no.
00:07Do you have a gift.
00:08And do you?
00:09I have a gift.
00:10I have a gift.
00:11A gift.
00:12Hello.
00:13You have a gift.
00:14Do you have a gift?
00:15And do you have three friends?
00:16Do you have a family?
00:17Do you have children at home?
00:22Wow!
00:23Feminism in suit!
00:25Wow!
00:28Wow!
00:29Hey, off shoulder, hat!
00:31Here, go!
00:34Do you have a gift?
00:35Come on, come on, come on.
00:37Come on, sister.
00:39Come on, sister.
00:40Come on, sister.
00:41This revolution doesn't make a revolution in Yogi Bakka.
00:44When will you become a family?
00:46When will you become a family?
00:49Come on, God!
00:51Come on, brother.
00:54I don't know.
00:55This revolution is a little boy.
00:57Before that, two of us were born.
01:01Let's get modern.
01:02We come in suits.
01:03We come in the next show.
01:04You have three off shoulders.
01:05Shoo, shoo, shoo.
01:07What's your husband in your business?
01:09I'm a grocery store.
01:10Grocery.
01:11Grocery.
01:14You're a grown man, right?
01:16Say a chicken.
01:17Go, go, go.
01:24Hey, brother.
01:25Grocery.
01:27You're a competition, Blinkit.
01:30Your husband, son, your husband, sit in the house.
01:32You send me.
01:33You go, son.
01:34I won't go.
01:35I won't go.
01:36Here's some bread and food.
01:37You're a little bit.
01:38Hey, brother.
01:39And what's your husband?
01:40Same.
01:41What are you sitting in the house?
01:42I understand.
01:43That's the house that are rich.
01:45You're a big man.
01:48I'm just a rich.
01:49I'm not hungry.
01:50You're a big.
01:51You're a small, a big, and you're a big.
01:52Two boys they're sitting in the house.
01:54One in the house is a big way.
01:55Yes, what are you?
01:56What are you doing?
01:57What do you think?
01:58You're a big, and another in the house.
01:59I'm making a mistake right now.
02:00I'll do two kilos.
02:01Yes, I'll sell one.
02:04You're a friend.
02:05I'll sell one.
02:06If you buy a Ferrari.
02:07Take the car.
02:08Take the car.
02:09Take the car.
02:10I'll sell two boys forever.
02:11Stop.
02:12Do you?
02:13The show is in 5 days.
02:23I'll get it.
02:24I'll get it.
02:25Mom's got the best.
02:27Hey, you're doing too.
02:28I'll get her back.
02:29Don't ask her.
02:30Now, you're going to wake up.
02:31You've got to wake up.
02:32I'll be back.
02:33You're going to wake up.
02:34Now, now, now, now.
02:35You're going to wake up.
02:37Don't get you back up.
02:38You're going to wake up.
02:39What's up, first?
02:40You know, first of all, you know?
02:44Is it right?
02:45Rajma?
02:59What's the woman in the house?
03:03Is it a joint family?
03:05What is the joint family?
03:06That's what they are flooring-wise.
03:08On the first floor, there's a small son, then a small son.
03:10And the smallest son has a trunk.
03:16Is it going to be three floors?
03:18Is it going to be the same system in Faridabad?
03:20Which floor are you?
03:21First floor.
03:22Where is the kitchen?
03:23Where is the kitchen in the whole house?
03:25No.
03:26How many?
03:27The kitchen is different.
03:31Congratulations.
03:34So Raj, complete.
03:38Happy Republic.
03:39Meenal and Beemal.
03:43I said,
03:44Hey,
03:45kitchen alak did you?
03:46Boy, why did you make a dog?
03:47You three did?
03:48If the kitchen has been in the family,
03:51if the kitchen has been in the family,
03:53there's a big clash.
03:55You think we are,
03:56this entire family,
03:57you are not going to be.
03:58Yesterday,
03:59then they will make a dog's kitchen.
04:00I'm going to be the kitchen.
04:02My kitchen has been in the family.
04:03Goodbye.
04:04We will make two kukarons.
04:05We will make two tea cookies.
04:07We will make two tea tea.
04:08We will make a dog's tea.
04:09My father is on the sides of the ground.
04:10You will make a dog's tea.
04:11I will make two times,
04:13two times, two times.
04:14The milk is making a dog's tea.
04:15Two times, two times.
04:16The milk is making a dog's tea.
04:17The mould is making a dog's tea.
04:18We sat on the table, everyone was eating.
04:21We don't know what this was.
04:23But why it was different?
04:25Why would it fall down once again?
04:27This morning tea...
04:28This is a bad weather.
04:30This is the morning tea...
04:32This is the most dangerous place in this country.
04:34The most common place...
04:36The only place is...
04:37Papa got the drink.
04:38Don't eat!
04:43Don't drink tea in the morning tea.
04:45It's my dad's tea, dad's tea.
04:46Dad's tea, dad's tea, dad's tea.
04:47You can see tea, you can see tea.
04:48Why are you eating tea, baby?
04:49Listen to me.
04:52In the morning, we have a clash.
04:55This is not the case.
04:56What am I doing?
04:58Here comes a Sraman Kumar.
04:59What happened, son?
05:03What did you say?
05:04It's not pressure.
05:05It's not pressure.
05:10This is the people who take the money from Papa.
05:15You don't have to pressure.
05:17Beep, understand.
05:20Now, if your husband doesn't have to pressure,
05:22then how bad it will be.
05:23That's why I'll take you to love you
05:25so that your father's pressure will take you.
05:27Your father is standing there?
05:29Shhh!
05:30Shhh!
05:31Shhh!
05:32You don't want to get married before your father?
05:36It's different, brother.
05:37Mama's boy is born.
05:45She said later.
05:46Never to run theCRF...
05:48Everything is!
05:50ya!
05:51So...
05:52You don't want to get married before you talk.
05:54Hold on...
06:07Get married!
06:09um
06:10You're very young
06:11to be pele-
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