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00:00Kids will be kids.
00:13It's nice to have some peace and quiet, finally.
00:25What the fuck, Jack?
00:28Who said you could come in here?
00:30Hey, no reason to get worked up, Principal Davis.
00:40What did you see, you old perv?
00:42Look, I didn't see anything.
00:44I'm just here to clean, okay?
00:46Good boy.
00:47Now keep your mouth shut, or else...
00:50I'm just here to clean your mouth.
01:08What the fuck? What's happening?
01:27Isn't that our janitor, Jack?
01:33Really? Smoking?
01:36Don't you know that these will kill you?
01:38Boss.
01:42Boss.
01:45All right, kids, come on. Get out of here.
01:51What have I told you to do?
01:54Don't make a scene in public.
01:56What's with the crazy entourage?
01:58Boss, you're the CEO of Orion Corporation.
02:00Orion has become the world's largest military defense contractor under your leadership.
02:05We need you now. More than ever.
02:09Boss, you're the richest man in the world.
02:11Are you really going to retire as a janitor?
02:13I'm old now. I don't care about any of that stuff.
02:17Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a janitor.
02:19Not today. Today is my grandson's birthday.
02:24And all I want now is to watch him grow up safe and happy.
02:29And you two leave me in peace.
02:32Boss, wait.
02:33This is from the Da Vinci collection.
02:37It's 50 million dollars. It's our birthday gift for your grandson.
02:42This is a corporate card.
02:44No limit set.
02:47In case you need to buy anything,
02:48I don't need these things.
02:55All right. All right.
02:57Just this once.
03:00Now, somebody give an old man a ride home, okay?
03:03I can't be late for my grandson's birthday.
03:11Just drop me off here.
03:13I don't want anyone to see me with you guys.
03:17Thanks, they're up.
03:26Who was that?
03:28What was the janitor doing here?
03:30Maybe he's homeless and he's trying to steal some food.
03:39Dad?
03:39Why did you come here dressed like that?
03:46It's Tommy's birthday party and your dad pulls this shit on me.
03:49He's obviously trying to spite me.
03:51Grandpa, why are you dressed like a poor person?
03:54Mommy, she said that janitors are losers.
03:59Tommy, clothes aren't important, okay?
04:02What's important is I'm here to celebrate your birthday, buddy.
04:06Dad, you're embarrassing us.
04:08Exactly.
04:10All of our guests are dressed to the nines.
04:12You are being so rude to them showing up looking like a bum.
04:15Who is that?
04:16He looks broke.
04:17Wait, did you hear Mike?
04:18He was calling him his dad.
04:20Yeah, what did he?
04:22Lisa, Mike.
04:24It's not a big deal.
04:25Let's not make a scene, okay?
04:26We can talk about it after the birthday party.
04:28Not a big deal.
04:30You're the one embarrassing us.
04:31You don't get to say it's not a big deal.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:34Thank you all for coming to Tommy's birthday party.
04:42I'd also like to share some exciting news with you all.
04:45Tommy will be getting a new baby sibling soon.
04:49What?
04:53Lisa's pregnant?
04:54That's amazing, Mike.
04:57Congratulations, Lisa.
04:59Guys, I have a very special present for you.
05:03Are you going to tell your dad or me?
05:08Dad?
05:10Lisa's pregnant?
05:12You don't have enough room in the house.
05:14What does that mean?
05:18The best present you could give my family?
05:21Move out.
05:27You can't be serious.
05:30Dad, I'm almost 30.
05:31I want to live alone here with my wife and my kids.
05:35Mike, I bought this house.
05:37Where am I supposed to go?
05:38Who cares?
05:39You're just a useless old man that no one wants around.
05:41I can't have a smelly, filthy janitor around my baby.
05:45Mike has everything that he needs.
05:47A beautiful wife and soon two healthy little children.
05:52We're the picture of a perfect family.
05:54Are you really going to ruin things for him?
05:56I wasn't there when Mike was growing up.
05:59And I regret that every single day.
06:03Guys, I just...
06:04I just want to spend time with my family.
06:07But we don't want to spend time with you.
06:11Okay.
06:19Yeah, I'll just...
06:19I'll go.
06:25One last thing, Mike, before I go.
06:28What?
06:30Don't make the same mistake that I did.
06:33Family is everything.
06:37Remember that.
06:37Remember.
06:38I spent the last 20 years working for money and power.
06:49What's the use of being CEO of a Ryan Corporation if I have no one by my side?
06:55Leave me alone.
06:56Don't be so cold.
07:01Let's have some fun.
07:02Just giving you what you wanted.
07:04What are you asking for?
07:05Strutting around late at night?
07:07Just like that?
07:09Stop!
07:09You.
07:10Not that.
07:25You.
07:25You.
07:28Mr. Bradshaw.
07:30Where the fuck are you?
07:31Hey, you old fuck. Mind your business. Or we'll beat your ass.
07:39Leave her alone.
08:01Wow. I didn't know our school's janitor is so dope.
08:10Are you alright, Amelia?
08:12Yeah. Thank you, Mr. Bradshaw.
08:16Yeah.
08:18Mr. Bradshaw, if it's not too much trouble, could you walk me home?
08:26Yeah, of course.
08:31So what were you doing at the school so late?
08:34I forgot to bring my homework after cheer practice, so I came back to get it.
08:38What about you? How come you're out so late at night all alone, too?
08:42No reason.
08:44Oh, come on. You can tell me.
08:46Fine.
08:47My son and daughter-in-law kicked me out of the house.
08:52I had nowhere to go, so I went back to the school.
08:57After my wife died, I buried myself in work, neglected my son.
09:05I guess this is what I get.
09:07No. Your son and daughter-in-law are terrible.
09:10They don't deserve you.
09:12You're handsome, and you're really tough.
09:15Hey, do you want a wife?
09:25What?
09:26Listen, I'm serious. You're a great guy. I really like you.
09:30No. No, absolutely. No. I'm too old for you. You're too young for even my son. No.
09:36I know that. Duh. I was talking about my mom.
09:40Oh. Wait. Your mom?
09:44Yeah. My mom is our school's chairwoman. She's pretty, she's smart, and a total badass.
09:50Do you want to meet her? I could totally introduce you to.
09:53Thank you. No. That's okay. Look, are we almost there? Because I gotta get going.
09:58Come on!
09:59All right.
10:06Amelia, it's late. Where were you?
10:09Mom, I ran into some trouble on the way home, but Mr. Bradshaw saved me.
10:14Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm.
10:30Are you okay?
10:32Yeah. I'm all right.
10:34Okay, we'll talk about that later. And you are?
10:37Jack Bradshaw. I'm a janitor at your school.
10:41Janitor. And you're walking my daughter home alone. Why?
10:46Mom, I asked him to.
10:49It's only right to help those in need.
10:52Is that so?
10:54Well, aren't you a man of principle?
10:56Mom, Mr. Bradshaw is a good man. He saved me.
10:59Amelia, why don't you go inside so I can talk to this good man?
11:02Now that she's gone, why don't you tell me why you really came all this way?
11:13Hmm? Money? Promotions? Something else?
11:21No. Just trying to do the right thing.
11:25It's okay to want money. I'll write you a check. Just come by my office to pick it up.
11:30I know you think because I'm a janitor I want money or something, but I really don't.
11:38Good night.
11:39Wait.
11:41I should thank you for helping Amelia.
11:44That's all I need.
11:46That's all I need.
11:48You're welcome.
11:56You're an interesting man.
11:57Mom, what did you think about Jack?
12:17What do you mean?
12:20I mean, isn't he handsome?
12:22And he saved me today.
12:24He is handsome.
12:27And?
12:28And single.
12:30So you should marry him.
12:32What?
12:34What?
12:36Yeah.
12:37You've been single for so long, Mom.
12:40It's time for you to find a cute guy and get married.
12:43Jack is handsome.
12:44And he's a good person.
12:46And you would look so cute together.
12:48You can't joke like that.
12:50He's the janitor at my school.
12:52I'm his boss's boss.
12:54Oh, come on.
12:55You can at least try.
12:56Come on for me.
12:58Please.
13:00All right.
13:01I'll consider it.
13:03But before I even think about dating him,
13:05I gotta see if I'll pass my test.
13:07Test?
13:08Test?
13:27Excuse me.
13:29Excuse me.
13:30No littering, please.
13:31No littering, please.
13:33How do we fall?
13:45Did she drop her wallet?
13:46Mom, he took the money?
13:48Looks like he failed my test.
13:50Maybe he had a good reason.
13:52We shouldn't jump to conclusions.
13:54It's over.
13:56How people act when they think nobody's watching shows their true character.
13:58I can't trust somebody who would give in to their greed so easily.
13:59My wallet.
14:00Has anyone seen my wallet?
14:01Um, yeah, I think you must have dropped this.
14:02I don't know.
14:03It's $1.
14:29must drop this oh and it's all here aren't you the sweetest Jack hey big guy
14:44let me show you how grateful I am did you like what you saw last time or we
14:50can do anything else I never told her to try and seduce him wait let's not be
14:56hasty um sorry he gave back the wallet and he didn't give it to that floozy all right I
15:03jumped to conclusions so you're gonna give him a chance fine I'll consider it
15:11I've had my eyes on you for a while now why don't we go on a date get to know each other
15:29thank you um I just I'm I'm not interested oh don't be shy I'm a teacher and you're just some
15:39janitor you should be honored I'm into you uh no thank you um I just I'm I'm really not looking
15:47for romance right now so what's your problem huh you think you're too good for me you scrubbed
15:54toilets for a living I know my own worth and I don't need your approval oh please you're just
16:01some loser you're never landing anyone better than me
16:06pop in Jack we're late for dinner
16:20sorry my rights
16:29how did that janitor land the chairwoman
16:46thanks for sending me back there I can't let anyone pick on my husband
16:53what husband yes husband
16:57relax we can just have a contract marriage a contract marriage you saved Amelia's life
17:05she's so grateful to you and she likes you a lot
17:10but that just she doesn't have a father all she's ever wanted is to have a full family
17:18you've met her you know how stubborn she can be I don't want to disappoint her
17:23I see
17:25so where are we
17:29a charity banquet
17:31there's a 30 million dollar donation to the school on the line
17:34I had my secretary purchase a prize da Vinci painting
17:38a da Vinci painting just like the one Vivian gave me
17:41this is from the da Vinci collection
17:43it's 50 million dollars
17:45you ready
17:47I'm gonna go speak to the school's biggest patron
18:05painting please
18:07yeah
18:07well there she is
18:10if it isn't the gorgeous chairwoman Miss Grayson
18:14keep your distance Carl
18:16we're not that close
18:17Jack
18:19what's a dirty janitor doing in a black tie affair
18:24do you know where you are
18:28this is a high society event
18:31you're not even good enough to wait tables here
18:34Jack is my guest
18:36show some respect
18:37guest
18:38you brought a janitor
18:40Emma
18:41have you lost your mind
18:43watch your mouth
18:44know your place
18:46you're the principal at my school
18:47I'm sorry Jack
18:53I didn't know he'd be so rude
18:54no it's alright
18:55I'm used to it
18:56words don't hurt me
18:57alright
18:59I'll be right back okay
19:01Chairman Grumman
19:09I have a present for you
19:11I hope you like it
19:13oh this is a classic piece
19:20Emma how do you get this
19:25from a private collector
19:26I hope it's to your liking
19:28like it
19:29it's amazing
19:30it's gonna be the centerpiece of my collection
19:33I had my secretary purchase a prize da Vinci painting
19:36a da Vinci painting
19:37just like the one Vivian gave me
19:40Emma
19:43you are so thoughtful
19:46I'm so glad you like it
19:47you've been donating to the school for decades now
19:50it's the least I can do to show my gratitude for your patronage
19:53of course
19:53well I will be donating 30 million dollars this year as well
19:57no expenses spared for the best private school in the country
20:01thank you for your continued trust Mr. Grumman
20:03wait
20:04that painting is a fake
20:09what? it's a fake?
20:20unbelievable
20:20what do you mean it's a fake?
20:24Carl what do you mean?
20:27huh
20:27cause I bribed the secretary
20:29she tricked you into buying a forgery
20:32that painting is in the British Royal Collection
20:37it's a one of a kind
20:39so how is it here Emma?
20:41were you scammed?
20:44or were you just lying?
20:47Emma
20:47is this how you treat the biggest donor to your school?
20:51no Mr. Grumman
20:51there must be misunderstanding
20:53I had my secretary purchase this from a very reputable vendor
20:57fake is a fake
20:58but don't take my word for it
21:01the head authenticator of Christie's Auction House
21:05is here tonight
21:06why don't we let Dr. Sirtis be the judge?
21:10Larry and Sirtis
21:28let me give you some assistance here Matt
21:30it's yes
21:32yes
21:33the texture of the canvas
21:35you can see that
21:37it's just not consistent with what's expected in the 18th century
21:42I regret to inform all of you
21:45that this is without a doubt a fake
21:48damn Emma's in trouble
21:51I need to help her
21:52I can't believe she would do this
21:55I think she did it on purpose
21:56no I didn't
21:58I need a chance to prove it
22:00Emma you're done for
22:02you'll be removed by the board
22:04then I'll be able to take your place
22:07that's enough
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