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[Completed] My Cold CEO Is My Baby's Dad
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00:00:01Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:06The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:10A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:13Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:16You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:18Well, I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:20I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:25No, no, no. Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:55What?
00:01:03Whoa!
00:01:04Whoa!
00:01:05Whoa!
00:01:06Whoa!
00:01:08No unlike any otherory!
00:01:10How fast can I find my other employees?
00:01:11Hmm.
00:01:12What happens?
00:01:14Oh.
00:01:15Oh!
00:01:16Have you done anything?
00:01:18I'm sure that I'm not doing to let you guys experience this.
00:01:20You know the Beijer, Performance is here like a brand new video for more Deutsche seller,
00:01:25and I'm happy to do this on Facebook.
00:01:27No one of the adverse reactions to those accidents,
00:01:29dogs aren't on Facebook.
00:01:31Like she's got everybody else.
00:01:32And see my videos on Instagram.
00:01:33Hey, Mom, I'm coming back to find Daddy.
00:01:39Honey, I told you this before.
00:01:41I don't remember what he looks like.
00:01:43But you have a token.
00:01:45You mean the ring?
00:01:46You know that that's lost?
00:01:51Oh.
00:01:54K Group at record high profits this year,
00:01:57thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:01:59who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:04Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:07He looks just like me.
00:02:09I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:12Then who is my dad?
00:02:16I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:18so she could set me up with this old me.
00:02:24Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:26Get on over here.
00:02:29Ah!
00:02:33Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:02:49Oh, crap.
00:02:51Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:02:54Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:02:55Be good.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:57What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:13Oh, my God!
00:03:15What have you done?
00:03:16Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:18I'm so sorry.
00:03:20I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:22You have a nice face.
00:03:23Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:26Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:28Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:31But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:33Clean it?
00:03:35Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:38You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:40With what?
00:03:40Your dish soap?
00:03:42My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:03:45Raymond?
00:04:01Interesting.
00:04:02I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:06A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:10You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:13It's not the other way around.
00:04:14It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:17Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:24I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:26There won't be a next.
00:04:33I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:36I, I don't think so.
00:04:40Right, of course.
00:04:43I'm sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:04:46Carry on.
00:04:48Miranda?
00:04:50Miranda.
00:04:53Wow, Miranda.
00:04:54And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:01Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:04Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:05Did you find another target?
00:05:07Who's the poor old soul this time from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:10Miranda, what are you?
00:05:13Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:16Chardonnay?
00:05:18Sure.
00:05:20Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:24We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:28Congratulations.
00:05:29That's none of my business.
00:05:30Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:31If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:37Do you understand?
00:05:38Let go of me.
00:05:43You're fired.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Why?
00:05:45Do you know who you just insulted?
00:05:47That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:05:50But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:05:51It was an accident.
00:05:52Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:05:55This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:02I can't lose this job.
00:06:04You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:09If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:15I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:18In your dreams, perv.
00:06:32I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:41Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:43She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:06:46Tell her I don't need one.
00:06:48I know, but she's already...
00:06:49Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:06:54I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:06:55and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:06:58You understand?
00:06:59Yes, sir.
00:06:59I'll try.
00:07:07What am I going to do?
00:07:08Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:09King's mansion stays looking for a household maid, six hours a day, 10K per month.
00:07:22You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:39how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:42Really?
00:07:42Only on a trial basis, though.
00:07:45You can start today.
00:07:48Great.
00:07:49I need to get this signed by the client.
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:53Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:07:55How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:06We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:08Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:11When's the submission?
00:08:12It's today, sir.
00:08:13Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:16Blanca's not coming?
00:08:17I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:18Yeah, send her in.
00:08:30Noobie.
00:08:35You?
00:08:40You?
00:08:42Sir, do you know her?
00:08:44Yes.
00:08:47No.
00:08:48We just met yesterday.
00:08:51That's it.
00:08:53You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Yes.
00:09:03So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:12Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:15And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:17This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:21Are you a spy?
00:09:22What?
00:09:23No.
00:09:24I just work two jobs.
00:09:26Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:43What?
00:09:46No.
00:09:46My boss will fire me.
00:09:48That's not my problem.
00:09:50Wait.
00:09:51No.
00:09:53Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:09:55No.
00:09:55No.
00:09:56This is, this is my first day.
00:09:57Please.
00:09:58I need the money.
00:09:59You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:04So, tell me.
00:10:08Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:10Let's go.
00:10:16Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:18Yes, sir.
00:10:18What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:28Good grief.
00:10:41Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:44Miranda, you are fired.
00:10:47Get out of my face.
00:10:48Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:09We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:12Yes, of course.
00:11:14Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:16I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:18Oh, oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:20You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:24Raymond.
00:11:25Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:28Mmm, this is his home.
00:11:39Try, small mom, I better you watch me now a little bit.
00:11:48Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:01Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:03Damn it.
00:12:18Damn it.
00:12:20Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:12:49Yes, sir.
00:12:53And about the new maid, sir.
00:12:54Take care of her yourself.
00:13:00I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:03But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:10But I was just on my...
00:13:11There's nothing I can do.
00:13:14Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:18We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:22What are you doing in my house?
00:13:29I'm working.
00:13:30Or, I was.
00:13:32So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:38Well, let's see.
00:13:39Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:13:45And now I'm here.
00:13:49And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:13:52I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:13:54It's okay.
00:13:57I understand.
00:13:59I'll leave now.
00:14:02Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:09Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:10About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:21How about this?
00:14:22You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:28I'll even double your pay.
00:14:32Really?
00:14:35Thank you so much.
00:14:36Okay.
00:15:07Specifically, who she associates with.
00:15:09Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:12Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:16Sir?
00:15:18She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:21I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:24So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:29Yes, sir.
00:15:30And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:32Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:34Mr. Patrick and Blair.
00:15:40I'll be there.
00:15:42Yes, sir.
00:15:42Yes, sir.
00:15:42Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:01What are you, a maid?
00:16:02Hey, where are you going?
00:16:07Aren't you gonna peel it for me?
00:16:09Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:18That's more like it.
00:16:20Excuse me.
00:16:21Excuse me.
00:16:21Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:35Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:38See?
00:16:39Hey, hello.
00:16:47Aren't you gonna, aren't you gonna cut my fruit?
00:16:50Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:16:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:16:53What are you talking about?
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Miranda!
00:17:06What were you thinking?
00:17:09Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:14So?
00:17:15I, I am so sorry.
00:17:18Why didn't you stop by the K-group like I asked you to?
00:17:22Because I've been busy.
00:17:23I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:24Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:26No, no, not at all.
00:17:30You know,
00:17:31I would stay sharp if I was you,
00:17:35because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:40You know what?
00:17:43I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:45I quit.
00:17:49We'll be back.
00:17:51A little spy game isn't over.
00:17:56Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:01Let me help you.
00:18:02Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:10Okay, you can do this.
00:18:11You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:13You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:14for a better life.
00:18:16I can handle it myself.
00:18:18Where's Patrick?
00:18:20I don't know.
00:18:20He's not here yet.
00:18:21Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:29Three, two, one.
00:18:35Welcome back.
00:18:37Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:39Mr. King,
00:18:40please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:42Do you have a preference?
00:18:45Anyone will do.
00:18:46I sincerely apologize
00:18:53for what happened earlier,
00:18:55and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:18:59Well, keep this up,
00:19:01and I might consider it.
00:19:04Miranda?
00:19:09Miranda.
00:19:10Hey, cousin.
00:19:11Cousin.
00:19:11Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:19Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:22She's just a maid.
00:19:27Hello?
00:19:28Yes?
00:19:30What?
00:19:30Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:32Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:34Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:41Here you go.
00:19:47You're being rude.
00:19:50Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:53No one's stopping you.
00:19:55My apologies.
00:19:57Your wallet, sir.
00:19:58Much better.
00:20:01Oh, and another thing?
00:20:04Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:05You work for me.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:11I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:23How many times do I have to tell you
00:20:25I'm just doing my job?
00:20:26Drop the act.
00:20:27You think I don't know what you're up to,
00:20:28trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed
00:20:30just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:32I...
00:20:33Patrick's with me now.
00:20:34So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:36You've always been a gold digger,
00:20:38even back at school.
00:20:39Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:44I'm warning you.
00:20:45Stay away from the king family.
00:20:47If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:50You should be focusing on your Patrick,
00:20:52not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:04Miranda.
00:21:04If you need money,
00:21:10I can lend you some.
00:21:11You don't have to work here.
00:21:13Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:17Stop it.
00:21:18You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:19You're a guest here.
00:21:21You left without saying a word.
00:21:24Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:26But was that a lie?
00:21:28What really happened?
00:21:29I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:31It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:32You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:35There's no hope for us.
00:21:37That's not true.
00:21:38I love you, Miranda,
00:21:40and I always have.
00:21:42Just stop it.
00:21:43Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:44What the hell is going on here?
00:21:54You're supposed to be making this,
00:21:56not getting in them.
00:21:57You are fired.
00:22:01Get the hell out of here.
00:22:09Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:12Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:13Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:38Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:41A waiter at a high-end club,
00:22:44just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:46What do you say?
00:22:47I...
00:22:47Like, really rich guys.
00:22:50The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:53How long is the shift?
00:22:55Just a night.
00:22:56A few hours tops.
00:22:57They're hosting a big event downtown
00:22:59and are super short-staffed.
00:23:01Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:04It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:08$1,500?
00:23:11Okay, I'm in.
00:23:13God, I'm a shorter night.
00:23:14I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:16Oh, hey.
00:23:17You're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:19My name is Miranda.
00:23:20Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:23Yeah, you know what?
00:23:23Forget the drinks.
00:23:25I understand you learn ballet, huh?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:27We need you for something else,
00:23:29and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:31$3,000?
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:23:33What do I have to do?
00:23:34Dance.
00:23:35I might.
00:23:40Hello and welcome.
00:23:42We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:46It's just one night.
00:23:47It's just for the money.
00:23:58They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:00That one, hey?
00:24:19She must be new.
00:24:20You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:22She's still good, though.
00:24:23Give me a VIP room.
00:24:31Yes, sir.
00:24:31Right away.
00:24:32Anything else?
00:24:33I want that dancer.
00:24:37Ooh, good choice.
00:24:39Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:52This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:55$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:58Don't worry about it.
00:24:59I know these guys.
00:25:00They're very rich.
00:25:01Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:05It's Miranda.
00:25:05Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:07Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:10Hmm?
00:25:12And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:15Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:29I, uh, have a scar.
00:25:33And it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:36What a shame.
00:25:37Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:42You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:45That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:48If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:25:55$8,000, not $5,000?
00:25:57Mm-hmm.
00:25:58So what?
00:25:59Like, pour drinks?
00:26:01Is that what your manager said?
00:26:03Okay, then.
00:26:04Yeah, go in there.
00:26:06Pour him a drink.
00:26:06Let go.
00:26:17Let me see the scar.
00:26:18No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:26So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:29Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:32What handler?
00:26:33I work here.
00:26:34Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:37What?
00:26:41What?
00:26:42I told you to ignore them.
00:26:44You work for me.
00:26:45You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:46Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:49Okay, just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:00Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:02Why can't you just...
00:27:03Ow!
00:27:03No, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:05Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:07Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:09Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:13What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:19No, no, no.
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:22And me alone.
00:27:22No, absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:28Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:30Everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:33How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:40Don't mind me.
00:27:41Carry on.
00:27:42Get out!
00:27:44Okay.
00:27:46How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:47Just tell me.
00:27:48Okay, fine.
00:27:4910,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:53Deal.
00:27:58Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:05What is wrong with you?
00:28:08Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:10Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:12No, no.
00:28:14She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:17She'll be back.
00:28:19What?
00:28:21You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:24Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:25How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:26Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:28I'm just here to return this.
00:28:32We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:35No, please.
00:28:35This is not worth his time.
00:28:39Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:41Hmm.
00:28:42What a plot twist.
00:28:43Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:47but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:28:50I like that.
00:28:51What are you doing here?
00:28:54You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:57Great.
00:28:58Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:28:59So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:14All right.
00:29:17Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:22You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:27Why would you let her quit?
00:29:29Raymond, dude, don't you like having a girl like that around as a housemate?
00:29:33I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um...
00:29:41I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house,
00:29:49driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:53Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:56Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:58You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:01All right, all right.
00:30:03I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:05I'm just here to work.
00:30:06I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:10You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:12You know what?
00:30:16I'm going to go.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:31I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:38Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:41Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:43Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:45No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:49That's not important.
00:30:50We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:52I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:58You remember taking my black card?
00:31:01Get changed.
00:31:05I am not doing some weird role play with you.
00:31:08Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:11What's this for?
00:31:22Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:27and I need a date.
00:31:31And you want me?
00:31:32Yes.
00:31:33Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:35I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember,
00:31:37and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:42You work for me.
00:31:44Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:48Because I'm your maid?
00:31:49I mean, what would people think?
00:31:50I'll take care of it.
00:31:51Don't worry.
00:31:52But I have to.
00:31:53Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:07Fine.
00:32:10Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:12Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:42This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:32:46Don't be impulsive.
00:32:47But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:32:49If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:52Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:32:55Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:57Patrick is second in line to inherit K group,
00:33:00and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:04Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:05Calm down?
00:33:06If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:09and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:13I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:17If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:23Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:27Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:31Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:35Everything's fine.
00:33:37Everyone.
00:33:38Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:41Fine?
00:33:42Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:45I don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:33:52I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:55You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:57Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:00Hey, Blair.
00:34:00Jesus.
00:34:01Have you lost your mind?
00:34:03Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:08Come on.
00:34:09Let's go.
00:34:13I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:15And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:19I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:24Maybe it's what Patrick said.
00:34:26Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:30Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:33So happy you could make it.
00:34:35Thank you for having me.
00:34:36Yeah, of course.
00:34:38I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:34:41Anyways.
00:34:42Who's little brat are you?
00:34:50Who's little brat are you?
00:34:51Let me go, let me go!
00:34:53What, you've never seen a cake before?
00:34:54That's expensive.
00:34:55Don't you understand?
00:34:56More expensive than your life.
00:34:59Let go, me lady.
00:35:01Where are your parents?
00:35:04He's just lost.
00:35:05I'll go find his parents.
00:35:08You guys, Smith, if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:10I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:12I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:14Ow, you're hurting me!
00:35:16Enough, you little brat!
00:35:17Hey, Blair!
00:35:18What are you doing?
00:35:20This is not my problem.
00:35:21Oh, excuse me, where do you...
00:35:22Hey.
00:35:29Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:32Dad!
00:35:33Whoa.
00:35:34Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:36I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:35:38I am not your dad.
00:35:41But you are my dad!
00:35:42But you are my dad!
00:35:43I'm my dad!
00:35:44Okay, yeah.
00:35:45Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:35:47Just, uh, a lost kid.
00:35:49Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:51Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:53Okay, okay.
00:35:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:55Just stop crying.
00:36:00Hey, young man.
00:36:03Oh, crap!
00:36:05I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:07Why don't you come with me,
00:36:09and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:11No, you're wrong!
00:36:15Look, I think your parents are gonna be worried
00:36:16if they can't find you.
00:36:18Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:21Okay, buddy.
00:36:22Um, let's go.
00:36:24All right?
00:36:24One, two, three.
00:36:26Oh!
00:36:26Yeah, yeah.
00:36:36God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:38I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel stack,
00:36:40not just anyone.
00:36:41Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:43There's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:45Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:03You scare your mother.
00:37:07Mommy!
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:11Mommy!
00:37:11Oh, Kirk.
00:37:12Ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:16Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:19Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:22You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:24It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:26Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:31I...
00:37:31Something wrong, sir?
00:37:36Nothing, no.
00:37:37I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:42Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:52I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:58Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute,
00:38:00so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:03You're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:07Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:10Nope, nope, not at all.
00:38:12Okay, now who's gonna pick you up in an hour?
00:38:14Auntie Cyn!
00:38:16Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:23I love you, baby.
00:38:24I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:28Sir, they found something.
00:38:30They found the ring.
00:38:34Where'd you find those?
00:38:35Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:38:37A pawn shop.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:48What do you want?
00:38:49I need to talk to you.
00:38:51Right now?
00:38:52Right now?
00:39:07Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:11As the proud father of the future groom,
00:39:14I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:17at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:21What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:25You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:27Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:29You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:32I just...
00:39:34I need to know.
00:39:36If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:38I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:40We're done.
00:39:42Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:44Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:44If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:51And stop calling me.
00:39:53And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:55Just stop it.
00:40:02Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:04The ceremony is ready.
00:40:05Del Patrick.
00:40:06That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:09Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:11Now.
00:40:14So, God bless.
00:40:19May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:21And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:24We can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:25Yay!
00:40:39Where have you been?
00:40:40I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:41Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:45I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:48Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:50What?
00:41:05Texas?
00:41:06Hey.
00:41:07You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:11I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:13Deal with what?
00:41:14Deal with what?
00:41:23You and Patrick.
00:41:31I...
00:41:32I don't understand.
00:41:34Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:36Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:37What?
00:41:38Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:40Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:42Alone?
00:41:43Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:45Were you spying on me?
00:41:46Stop evading the question.
00:41:48Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:51Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:53I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:56You're at my banquets.
00:41:57You're in my offices.
00:41:59You're in my house.
00:42:00You're at my clubs.
00:42:01I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:02You're everywhere.
00:42:06You're everywhere.
00:42:07Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:11So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:18Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:24I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:26I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:27And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:29You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:34Because it's been working.
00:42:41I'm not here for you.
00:43:11Yeah, all right.
00:43:26I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:41To the office, sir?
00:43:51No.
00:43:53I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:56You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:02It's mine.
00:44:02I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:06Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:10She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:12We can head there now.
00:44:13Welcome.
00:44:22Welcome.
00:44:22Um, may I help you?
00:44:24Yes.
00:44:25Are you Cindy?
00:44:26Yes.
00:44:28Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third?
00:44:32Yes.
00:44:32Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:39Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:41What?
00:44:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:44Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:45I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:48The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:49It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:51Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:53I don't remember.
00:44:54It was years ago.
00:44:55Oh, I do remember.
00:44:58It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:01No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:06I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:07We need to keep looking.
00:45:09Let's head back to the office.
00:45:10Yes, sir.
00:45:11While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:12I want to know everything about her.
00:45:14Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:17We've already tried, sir.
00:45:18Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:21Of course, sir.
00:45:25Hello?
00:45:33I am so sorry.
00:45:35No, I'm on my way.
00:45:36I will be there soon.
00:45:37Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:39Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:42He knew...
00:45:43Sin?
00:45:44Sin!
00:45:46Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:48Where did you send him?
00:45:49Where did you send him?
00:45:55I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:59Hey, excuse me.
00:46:00What's going on here?
00:46:01Yeah!
00:46:01Oh, my gosh.
00:46:02Hey!
00:46:03What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:05What is your, uh...
00:46:06Is your father work here?
00:46:07Hmm?
00:46:08You're my dad, and I understand how to get on the plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:13Hmm.
00:46:14Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:16Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:18Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:25Hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:28Yeah!
00:46:29I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:32Hey, why don't we just hand him over to the police?
00:46:34Oh, we gotta find his father first!
00:46:36But you are my dad!
00:46:38Do I look like your dad?
00:46:39Yes!
00:46:40Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:10I will be right back, okay?
00:47:25Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:28No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:30Oh.
00:47:31Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:32I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:38Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:40Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:44Stark!
00:47:49Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:52No.
00:47:54Yes, um, I guess.
00:48:03Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:07You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:08Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:10Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:11This is why they're not answering the memo yet.
00:48:13Oh, yeah.
00:48:13Look at that.
00:48:15Wow! You really are a kingdom! This is like a castle!
00:48:38That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:42Sir, who is this?
00:48:44Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:02Where'd you go? Where are you?
00:49:09Hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:21She ran off this morning. Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:25Call her.
00:49:26Yes, sir.
00:49:27Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:30I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here. Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:34What else is new?
00:49:35But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:39Get him in a toy while you're at it.
00:49:42Yes, sir.
00:49:44Oh my gosh, it's Dad's!
00:50:00I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:18Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:20Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:21Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:22She's right there, sir.
00:50:23So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:30You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:36You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you, and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:57Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:51:02He's your responsibility now. LAPD will be here shortly. Hopefully.
00:51:10Sounds good. Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:18Okay, we're gonna play a game, okay? Do you wanna play a game with Mommy?
00:51:22Are we playing pretend?
00:51:24How, how did you know that?
00:51:26Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:30All right. Okay, we are gonna play pretend again. I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid. But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:46Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:49Take him to the guest room. And, uh, I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:58No!
00:51:59What's gotten into you?
00:52:08No.
00:52:10I will take care of it for you.
00:52:12You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:16stuff.
00:52:17So I'll deal with the boy, and the police, and you just... you just relax.
00:52:24Hi, LAPD. I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning. I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:46Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
00:53:00Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:53:01I'm sorry!
00:53:03No, no, no. It's all right. It's all right.
00:53:06No, no, no. Stop, stop. I got it.
00:53:08I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:09That would be helpful.
00:53:12Hey. Hey, buddy.
00:53:13Buddy.
00:53:14It's all right.
00:53:15I'm not mad.
00:53:16It's just an accident. It happens, okay?
00:53:21Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:24Okay.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:30Oh, thank you. You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:33Dude!
00:53:35Oh, my gosh! Whoa!
00:53:36Hey.
00:53:42I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:44Oh, okay. Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:03Hey.
00:54:09Hello?
00:54:10Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas? Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:15Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay? He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:25Raymond, Raymond, Raymond! Let's talk. In person.
00:54:29Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free. I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:35Too late. I'm already here.
00:54:37Hey, buddy. All right, we're gonna go up. One, two, three. Nice. Just like the airplane. Let's go.
00:54:52Go inside. Go, go up. Okay, no, no. Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:57Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny? Nice.
00:55:02Wait, what's going on?
00:55:04Shh.
00:55:05Coming!
00:55:18I don't understand why you're making this so difficult. I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her. Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:30I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years. I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:38Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:42And Alicia is your best bet. The land her family controls is exactly what we need. Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:56What's that?
00:55:57Uh, no, it's nothing. I must pause the video I was watching.
00:55:59Tell me, Raymond. Why not Alicia?
00:56:00Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work. I don't have time for this. I'll call my driver.
00:56:09No need. I drove myself.
00:56:24Will you at least consider Alicia? She's not a bad looking girl either.
00:56:34Hang on, yeah.
00:56:39Forgot my purse.
00:56:41Oh, sure.
00:56:42Who's toy is this?
00:56:54Who's toy is this?
00:56:57Oh, it's mine. I got it at the store.
00:57:03You used to love toy cars.
00:57:12We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:57:18What was that?
00:57:19The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:23And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:29Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:33What? Kirk? You mean that kid?
00:57:36There's just something about him.
00:57:37The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:44A de-aging...
00:57:45No, look, you get the point.
00:57:47Just do it in secret.
00:57:48Don't let anybody find out. Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:52Do it fast.
00:57:54I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:56Yes, sir.
00:57:58Hey, Kirk. Remember me?
00:58:19Remember me?
00:58:24Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:29Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together?
00:58:33I want to play with Dad.
00:58:35Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:39Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:43Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:57Where are you? Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:01Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:13Found ya.
00:59:14Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:18One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:59:24What's this?
00:59:26It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:38So...
00:59:39We're not even a little bit related.
00:59:41Yes, sir.
00:59:45Sir?
00:59:47This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:56So, don't we?
00:59:57Yeah, I don't know.
00:59:58I'm here.
00:59:59We're gonna do it, totally.
01:00:00Go astray.
01:00:01Hey, you're gonna take me out to play.
01:00:02Honey, I'm here.
01:00:03It's raining outside.
01:00:05And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me, Mom.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:11Hello?
01:00:12Okay.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:19The weather's just so weird today.
01:00:21Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:23storm coming through. We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:27I heard something spooky might happen. Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:31Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:34So, um, anyway, what I was gonna
01:00:36tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:43No, no, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so
01:00:50I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:53Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:56Oh, my...
01:00:57Mom! Mom! Mom!
01:01:07What? Did you just call me?
01:01:09Mom, are you okay?
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:23So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:28Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:31No, this is not a dream.
01:01:33It's not rocket science. You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go.
01:01:45There you go.
01:01:46There you go.
01:01:48It's not a dream.
01:01:49It's not a dream.
01:01:50It's not a dream.
01:01:51It's not a dream.
01:01:52It's not a dream.
01:01:53It's not a dream.
01:01:54It's not a dream.
01:01:55Mom, are you okay?
01:01:56You're acting weird.
01:01:57How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:01It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:02:02Okay, sure, we can stop, but what did you just call me?
01:02:06Mom, you said it was just the two of us. I could call you Mom, and now the game is over.
01:02:10Why do you call me, um, Raymond, Father?
01:02:11Because I look just like him, and in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:13Well, those are just the movies.
01:02:14You're acting weird.
01:02:15You're acting weird.
01:02:16You're acting weird.
01:02:17How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:18It was not that fun.
01:02:19It never even was.
01:02:20Okay, sure, we can stop, but what did you just call me?
01:02:21Mom, you said when it was just the two of us, I could call you Mom, and now the game
01:02:24is over.
01:02:25Why do you call me, um, ahem, Raymond, Father?
01:02:29Because I look just like him, and in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:39Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:41You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:45But there is proof.
01:02:47What?
01:02:48The ring.
01:02:49If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:52It must be his.
01:02:54Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:56You said it had a big green stone.
01:03:00Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:09Miranda, what is it?
01:03:26I am Raymond.
01:03:29What?
01:03:30Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:32Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:34I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:37We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:39What?
01:03:40How did you know that?
01:03:41Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:43This isn't funny.
01:03:44What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:46What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:48Please.
01:03:49Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:53The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:00Boss?
01:04:01Yeah.
01:04:02What happened?
01:04:04It's a long story.
01:04:06Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:08I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:13No, not Miranda's.
01:04:15Yes, sir.
01:04:23For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:28Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:31Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:35This is a private conversation.
01:04:38Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:49Uh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:55I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:58Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:09What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:12I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:28So he is my son.
01:05:31Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:37You have six meetings today.
01:05:40Okay, and?
01:05:45Oh, crap.
01:06:01Miranda!
01:06:04Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:05I mean, Miranda, we have a plan.
01:06:08I haven't been married, we have a plan.
01:06:09last time, please.
01:06:15Oh, crap.
01:06:27Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today, my new advisor, Miranda!
01:06:35Miranda, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:07:05Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:14No, not a clue.
01:07:23Mr. King's office.
01:07:25Mm-hmm.
01:07:26Okay.
01:07:29Steve needs me.
01:07:30Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:33I...
01:07:33This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:38God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for a caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:49Like I said, that just looks really good on you.
01:07:53What are you doing?
01:07:54Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:07:57What are you doing here?
01:07:59Oh, I get it.
01:08:00You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:08:04I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:06Fuck off.
01:08:08Hey!
01:08:09What?
01:08:11Get back here!
01:08:16So what?
01:08:17Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:18What?
01:08:19No!
01:08:19Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:25just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:28A favor?
01:08:30You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:34Another woman?
01:08:35I...
01:08:36I don't understand.
01:08:41What's happening?
01:08:47What's happening?
01:08:48It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:49Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:54Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face.
01:08:58Is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:09:01Well, it's your face.
01:09:02No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:04How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:07Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:07Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:08I never do my hair like that.
01:09:10I like it, though.
01:09:10It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:13This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:15No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:17I think I...
01:09:17You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:19I always have my hair like that.
01:09:20What did you do to my hair?
01:09:21No, your part is weird.
01:09:22I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:24Yeah, look at that.
01:09:24Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:26Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:28Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:29Everything.
01:09:43Hey.
01:09:44Don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:46It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:56So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:59What was that?
01:10:00Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:01Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:04We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:05and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:09You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:13What are you talking about?
01:10:14Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son?
01:10:18So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:29I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:34Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:38Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:41But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:44And so I ran out of options.
01:10:47Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:49I sold it.
01:10:51You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:58What about you?
01:11:00Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:02Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:06But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:08I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:11:12but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:13But here you are.
01:11:15I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:22It's okay.
01:11:24I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:26Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:30Mom! Dad!
01:11:34Mom! Dad!
01:11:38You can start by being a dad.
01:11:42You know what, kid?
01:11:43I, uh, I think you might be right.
01:11:46About what?
01:11:48We do look alike.
01:11:50I knew it!
01:11:53Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:56Pizza!
01:12:00Kiddo, it's pizza, then.
01:12:02Let's go get some pizza.
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