00:00You have the right to remain silent?
00:02You have the right to remain silent!
00:04Uh, thanks.
00:05Anything you say can and will.
00:07Okay, that's enough, Louie.
00:15Afternoon, sir. You know how fast you were going?
00:17Too fast, officer! He's guilty!
00:18Who's guilty?
00:19The driver's been drinking coffee since 6 a.m.
00:21Where's the driver?
00:22He went inside the gas station, said cover for me, so I did!
00:25You're actually doing a better job than most drivers.
00:27Don't listen to him, he lies!
00:28Fire!
00:29Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
00:32No, officer.
00:33Two beers!
00:34He's joking!
00:35And one margarita!
00:42That's oddly...
00:43Alright, ma'am, you said the wallet went missing this morning?
00:45Yes, officer. Right off the table.
00:47He took it!
00:48Who took it?
00:49You did! You touched table, I saw you!
00:51Buddy, I just got here.
00:52Guilty! Guilty!
00:53Don't mind him, he's dramatic.
00:55Evidence!
00:56I'm not arguing with a witness.
00:57Ma'am called about a noise issue.
00:59Stop that, officer!
01:00Excuse me?
01:01You need a warrant!
01:02He's the loud one, huh?
01:03Uh-huh.
01:04Ma'am, I just need a quick word to...
01:05Don't tase me, bro!
01:06Nobody's tasing anybody.
01:07Watches too much YouTube.
01:08I know my rights!
01:09I can't find where the money went!
01:10Clock are nine!
01:11What?
01:12Clock are nine!
01:13Clock are nine!
01:14What?
01:15You might have just cracked it.
01:16Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:17Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:18Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:19Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:20Real funny.
01:21Real funny.
01:22Real funny!
01:23Alright, birds getting a ticket.
01:24Birds getting a ticket!
01:25Birds getting a ticket!
01:26Birds getting a ticket!
01:27Did you see who brought the money?
01:28I can't find where the money went!
01:30Clock are nine!
01:31Clock are nine!
01:32What?
01:33Clock are nine!
01:34What?
01:35Clock are nine!
01:36You might have just cracked it.
01:39Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:42Sir, I just need to see your license.
01:44Real funny.
01:45Real funny!
01:46Alright, birds getting a ticket.
01:48Birds getting a ticket!
01:49Did you see who broke the vase?
01:50It was Carl.
01:51Carl who?
01:52He'll never catch me.
01:53Great.
01:54The birds quoting the suspect.
01:55Alright, calm down.
01:56I'm not gonna hurt you.
01:57Stop resisting!
01:58Stop resisting!
01:59I'm not resisting.
02:00You are.
02:01Lawyer!
02:02Oh, come on.
02:03Lawyer!
02:04Lawyer!
02:05I'm not-
02:06I'm not.
02:07I'm not.
02:08I'm not.
02:09I'm not.
02:10I'm not.
02:11I'm not resisting.
02:12I'm not resisting.
02:13You are.
02:14Lawyer!
02:15Oh, come on.
02:16Lawyer!
02:17Lawyer!
02:18Buddy!
02:19I'm just checking the cage.
02:20That's it.
02:21I know my right.
02:22Yeah, clearly.
02:23Pew!
02:24Pew!
02:25Pew!
02:26Pew!
02:27No, no, stop.
02:28Code red.
02:29Code red.
02:30Code red.
02:31Great.
02:32Yeah, everybody's up.
02:33Coffee's gone, again.
02:36Face the camera.
02:37No pictures!
02:38It's standard procedure.
02:40Talk to my lawyer!
02:42You don't have one.
02:43You don't either.
02:44Come on, Tiny. Work with me.
02:46No pictures!
02:50Sir, step back from the door, please.
02:52I know my rights!
02:54You're a bird.
02:56Illegal search!
02:57We're outside.
02:58Still counts!
03:00Okay, right. Just stay put, alright?
03:03STAY PUT!
