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00:00me jason i want you my virgin bride take me take me jason
00:08but first will you be my day to the spring fling this year yes my love yes yes
00:26kiss me jason amelia
00:31amelia oh i love you jason amelia pay attention yes sir
00:43very good miss steel
00:46well at least you were awake for this test the same as usual on this side
00:56do you want to hook up after school today i miss you
01:23you broke up with me remember
01:38hey get that back i mean it what are you gonna do for it
01:53leon benjamin leaving for the principal rector's office leon benjamin
01:57looks like you're needed elsewhere whatever nerd you smell like vodka and you smell poor
02:07you are something that the entire town is relying on you're the best high school qb on the west coast
02:20you gotta get the grades up son
02:24i will i have to
02:28you need a tutor get one fast good idea
02:39i got a rug oh like now you're gonna get a tutor now okay well get a tutor now
02:46ronda hey what do you say tutor me i'll pay you yeah i don't do the drugs anymore it doesn't work
02:56you're all idiots but you should consider the newbie smart
03:14you're talking to you
03:28what do you want
03:29i have a proposition for you
03:39the answer is no wait hear me out i need an a in english class and it's painfully obvious that you're
03:47in love with jason shut up i am not in love with jason yeah sure okay okay so
03:55he just so happens to be my boy sure yes and i know for a fact that he always wants what he can't
04:02have what do you mean by that help me study get an a in class and stay on the football team and i
04:08i will pretend to be your boyfriend to make jason jealous
04:21it's a good idea you know it's gonna work you're rich and mildly handsome and
04:35you could have any girl that you wanted no one's gonna believe that you want to date me
04:46mildly handsome wait nerd amelia wait
04:51i don't want to know what's going to happen i don't want to know what's going on
05:03i don't want to know what's going on
05:05nice you're the newbie right i heard you got a full scholarship as a fellow nerd i'm impressed
05:12um a little advice keep your head down around her well i'm gonna be late for my study period so
05:42whoopsie
05:49i'm only gonna say this one time stay away from liam new bitch yeah poor bitch
05:57he asked me to tutor him i said no that's it well that's it just stay away from him got it
06:05and what if i don't and if you don't i'm gonna make your life a living hell you scum
06:12i don't know
06:17oh
06:19oh
06:25oh
06:27oh
06:29oh
06:31oh
06:33oh
06:35oh
06:37oh
07:03you're terrible at that
07:07maybe that's because it was my first kiss
07:14damn what's your problem big man on campus
07:18what's your problem mr point guard you got better on the basketball court than you're on the football
07:21field bro bro last time i checked we won all state y'all didn't even make the
07:26the fucking playoffs
07:37dude it's the middle of the school day
07:38what the fuck are you my mom your mom would tell you to shut the fuck up
07:43you know who that is your mom
07:54what's wrong with you
08:05um
08:06nothing
08:07you can look
08:10uh
08:12i'm giving you your privacy
08:13uh we've got to get started on tutoring there's an essay due next week
08:18we can go to the library but uh you you have to put clothes on
08:21i don't buy it unless you want me down
08:35unless you want me down don't be such a thing
08:38oh yeah well i'm gonna take a a a a a a a a a a a walk i am i'm gonna take a walk to the library
09:00you know if you want to get your grades up you've got to focus and stop scrolling and and
09:17flirting am i detecting some jealousy in your dreams idiot but you're supposed to make people
09:23think that we're together and no one's gonna think we're together if you're flirting with other
09:26girls you know you are right actually maybe we should kiss to prove to everyone though we're
09:33together oh i well i i mean i i i don't think
09:40amelia have you ever kissed a guy before
09:45yeah i've kissed i have kissed so many guys so so many guys ton of guys oh my god
09:56god you're a virgin aren't you you're a virgin aren't you
10:06but hey just follow my lead okay
10:12lesson one don't be scared there's no wrong way to kiss if it's real just trust how you feel okay
10:26look into my eyes look into my eyes now breathe with me okay slowly
10:33now i'm gonna lean in and you're gonna meet me halfway okay
10:56let's get on
11:18oh i gotta go
11:19well what about what about tutoring your scholarship it's fine i'll double down just
11:27i'm gonna go right now okay
11:28kiss me and then i'll have to be with another girl
11:36touchback
11:49so
11:51so
11:57Not bad.
12:11Well done, Ms. Steele.
12:14My excellence is always, Ms. Sinclair.
12:22Not bad, Mr. Benjamin.
12:23Mr. Benjamin.
12:28Oh!
12:30I gotta see the rest.
12:37Good job.
12:41Thank you for your help.
12:46Thank you for your help.
12:48Okay, so I have helped you get your grades up, but you still haven't even introduced me to Jason.
13:07When do I start making him mommy?
13:13Today.
13:14Basketball game.
13:15It begins.
13:16Wear something, um, nicer than that.
13:22Oh, what?
13:23Ugh.
13:24Ugh.
13:25Ugh.
13:34It's her.
13:35The new girl.
13:36Good luck, bitch.
13:43What's going on?
13:45Yeah, we need to talk.
13:51So they just pick a kid every year to bully?
13:54That seems childish.
13:57Hey.
13:58Do you think this dress is too slutty?
14:02My advice?
14:04Just change schools.
14:05Ugh.
14:06Don't be ridiculous.
14:07It's bad.
14:08Trust me.
14:09I know.
14:10Rhonda, I've been on my own since I was ten years old.
14:12I think I can handle a couple spoiled rich girls.
14:13Okay.
14:14But don't say I didn't warn you.
14:15So, Liam Benjamin, huh?
14:16Are you gonna fuck him tonight?
14:17Jesus, Rhonda, no!
14:18I'm going to lose my virginity to the man that I love.
14:20I love you.
14:21I love you.
14:22I love you.
14:23I love you.
14:24I love you.
14:25I love you.
14:26I love you.
14:27I love you.
14:28I love you.
14:29I love you.
14:30I love you.
14:31I love you.
14:32I love you.
14:33I'm going to lose my virginity to the man that I love.
14:36And that is not Liam Benjamin.
14:39Okay.
14:47What?
14:48What is it?
14:49It's my dad.
14:50He wants to meet up.
14:52Is that a bad thing?
14:54I don't know.
14:56He says he's sober now.
14:58I don't believe him.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:05He's here.
15:06Um.
15:17Wow.
15:18That Prince Daniel, what a creep.
15:22Auntie, I'm going out.
15:24Whoa.
15:25I haven't seen you with makeup since, like, forever.
15:29You got a date?
15:31No.
15:34Not really.
15:35Well, last time I said that, your grandpa ended up paying for a third marriage.
15:39Don't be out too late.
15:42Hey, just be careful with these rich kids.
15:45They play a whole different game than you and me.
15:48Okay?
15:55Oh, Matthew and Pamela look so good together.
15:57I am Pamela Ross.
16:04Okay, Amelia.
16:06You got this.
16:09Hey, nerd.
16:10You look...
16:11Wow.
16:12You...
16:13Wow, you dressed nice for once.
16:14Good job.
16:17Um...
16:18Get in the car.
16:25I don't open doors for you, though.
16:26Sorry.
16:27You gonna drive like that?
16:30All you do is talk, bro.
16:45Liam!
17:02What are you doing?
17:03Just helping you feel sexy.
17:24You gotta feel sexy to get Jason, remember?
17:26But that is not sexy.
17:33Come on.
17:50Why is everyone looking at me?
17:53Cause you're with me.
18:08Wait till this bitch sees what we're gonna do to her.
18:10We don't look like a couple.
18:21Hold my hand.
18:23I don't hold hands, hon.
18:26We had a deal.
18:27I don't hold hands.
18:28There's some things.
18:29No.
18:30Do you think that's how to make it?
18:32Come on.
18:36Oh, yes.
18:37Oh, my God!
18:38So long.
18:39I'm like, what's going on to take care of us.
18:40I don't know.
18:41Whatever.
18:42What we have to do?
18:43No.
18:44No.
18:45No, no, no.
18:46No.
18:47No.
18:48No.
18:49No.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52No!
18:53No.
18:54No.
18:56what do you think you're doing can we know that right now Candace please what
19:01you're just gonna come here and rub it in my face really Liam you broke up with
19:06me remember get over it
19:10yeah
19:17yeah
19:22yeah
19:25yeah
19:28yeah
19:31yeah
19:34yeah
19:37hey
19:44yeah
19:49yeah
19:52yeah
19:54yeah
19:56okay
20:00let's just go
20:07this is so not what was supposed to happen
20:18hey
20:26what's in my after party tonight my place
20:30can try to redeem your reputation there
20:33party
20:34yeah
20:36have you ever been to a party before
20:39um
20:40oh my god
20:43okay
20:44let's go
20:45it's gonna be fun
20:46it's gonna be fun
20:47steady there
20:55bud
20:56oh no thank you I don't drink
20:59why does that not surprise me
21:02oh my god it's Jason
21:07oh my god it's Jason
21:11and he's coming over
21:13just be cool
21:14just be cool
21:15and
21:16just be cool
21:17and
21:18just be cool
21:19and
21:20just be cool
21:21and
21:22tell me about it
21:23um
21:24Tell me about it.
21:33Um, my friends.
21:34My practice was hard today.
21:50Oh, what the fuck, Amelia?
21:54What the fuck?
21:59I don't know.
21:59I don't know.
22:00I don't know.
22:01Oh, my God.
22:13Hey, skunk.
22:16What do you want?
22:17What did I say about Liam?
22:19He's a big boy.
22:20He can make his own decisions.
22:21Hey, let's go get you a beer.
22:27Hey, I've got an idea.
22:28Why don't we all play a game of battle shots?
22:35So, we take turns asking each other questions, and if the answer is no, you take a shot.
22:42Got it?
22:42Okay, Amelia, first question.
22:45Have you ever played battle shots?
22:47Um, no.
22:50Shot.
22:50Shot.
23:03Have you ever had sex?
23:11No.
23:12Shot.
23:13Shot.
23:13Have you ever
23:21Touched a dick
23:23No
23:25Shut up
23:26Have you ever even
23:32Seen a dick
23:34Amelia
23:35No
23:41Shut up
23:42Okay
23:53Candice that's enough
23:54What the hell
24:05Oh my god
24:07Did you get that brought in middle school
24:10Why did it wrong to tell me not to wear this
24:23Hey
24:26You okay
24:29Can you help me
24:31What does it mean
24:41You get a red card
24:42It's a stupid Asian tradition
24:44Why
24:45Did you get one
24:46I found one in my locker
24:49Don't worry about it
24:51I'll take care of it
24:52It's a trap
24:53It's a trap
24:55And what
24:59Why
25:00It's ripped
25:07Here
25:09It's a trap
25:30It's a trap
25:31It's a trap
25:31It's a trap
25:31It's a trap
25:32Hold it
25:33You got to know that
25:34I'm not going to be
25:35Wow. Who would have known?
25:44Who would have known what?
25:46They were hiding that body under your sweater, Miss.
26:05Who would have known what?
26:35Who would have known what?
27:05Who would have known what?
27:35Who would have known what?
27:37Who would have known what?
27:41worry about yourself okay
27:43still doesn't even know who i am
27:59oh i get it
28:02it's painfully obvious what type of girl jason likes
28:08what does that mean
28:10i will show you
28:12meet me after class we have work to do
28:16wait where are you going
28:17hey
28:24this is the part where you run
28:39and i will show you how to do this
28:50and i will show you how to do this
28:53I don't know.
29:24So they hit you with water balloons?
29:26It's not that bad.
29:27You said you would get me out of it.
29:29I will.
29:30Relax.
29:31So can you tell me what's going on?
29:34I hired someone to help you look better for Jason.
29:40I like the way I look.
29:43Great.
29:53I was told we don't have much time.
30:04It's not good.
30:05It is not.
30:06Hey, watch it.
30:08Okay.
30:08Let's go, girl.
30:13What?
30:14Okay, let's go.
30:15Come on.
30:17Come on.
30:17Come on.
30:18Holy shit.
30:36Who's that?
30:37I can't polish a turd.
30:40Candice, that there is no turd.
30:43That is straight vodka.
30:55So?
30:56I thought you were cool now.
30:57Do you want to dance?
31:08I don't really know how.
31:10I don't really know how.
31:12I don't really know how much time is it.
31:12One dance for old time's sake.
31:42Sure.
32:12Oh, Collie G, I'm so sorry I didn't see you there.
32:28Oh, Collie G, I'm so sorry I didn't see you there.
32:35Liam, leave her.
32:37She's a poor loser.
32:39Just leave her alone.
32:42Why do you always stick up for her?
32:44Great friends you got there.
32:52I promise to help you, not ruin my reputation.
32:56Real nice.
32:57Look, I'm gonna get you, Jason.
32:58Don't worry.
32:59You worry about my grades, then we can end this stupid shit.
33:02When we examine Keats' structure, we see repetition, rhythm, and metaphor.
33:11All essential elements you must imitate.
33:14Again, this assignment is non-negotiable and is due by the end of the semester.
33:19Mr. Benjamin?
33:27Mr. Benjamin?
33:29Yeah.
33:31I'm here.
33:32Late night?
33:35Yeah.
33:35Um, I mean, studying.
33:39Late night studying.
33:42As I was saying, you are to write a poem in the style of Keats.
33:47This assignment is worth half your grade, so I advise you to take it seriously.
33:53Mr. Benjamin, that means either you earn an A or say goodbye to that football scholarship.
34:00Yes, sir.
34:16Hey, are you okay?
34:18Yeah.
34:19Why wouldn't I be?
34:21I'll help you pass.
34:22I promise.
34:24It's not just about school.
34:26Well, then what's it about?
34:30I got to go.
34:53I'll get stupid.
34:58Dad?
35:00Dad, is that you?
35:11This is your last chance, Dad.
35:12You've been selected as today's most tolerable human.
35:34Wow.
35:38Such a high honor.
35:40I'd like to thank my sarcasm and my functioning alcoholism.
35:46Don't get too cocky.
35:48You're almost beat up by my dog.
35:50Honestly, fair.
35:52I'd date your dog, too, if you texted me first.
35:54He has more game than you, T-B-H.
36:05Ooh, Sinclair, that one hurt.
36:08Anyways, what are you wearing?
36:13Wouldn't you like to know?
36:15Yeah, I would.
36:16Yeah, I would.
36:18I bet it's real nerdy.
36:23You're insufferable.
36:27And yet, you keep texting me.
36:31Shut up.
36:32Make me.
36:35Make me.
36:52Yeah, General.
36:53Sports broadcasting.
36:54See, so Sarah, Dave, Georgetown.
37:06She's doing it on purpose.
37:10Well, I bet.
37:13Well, I guess we better give her a show of that.
37:15Yeah, hello.
37:41Yeah, hi.
37:42I'm nervous.
37:45I'm good.
37:49Look, I want to say thank you for last night.
37:51Yeah, you were the best.
37:54I left your money on the bedside table.
37:55Just please don't forget to grab it.
37:56Okay.
37:57Thank you again.
37:58Bye.
38:11What the fuck?
38:13Was that a hooker?
38:16Look, you get your hands off of me, you, you, you, man.
38:21Shh.
38:21What are you talking about?
38:23I heard you on the phone.
38:25It's not what you think.
38:26Well, then what was it?
38:29What are you doing tonight?
38:32Nothing.
38:34I'll show you.
38:35Come with me.
38:36What?
38:37Yeah, come on.
38:37I'm confused.
38:47Why did you bring me here?
38:50Who's this woman?
38:53Amelia.
38:55Meet my mother.
38:56Oh, my God.
39:02Rose is her nurse.
39:05Oh, God.
39:09I'm so sorry.
39:10I'm such an asshole.
39:12No, it's okay.
39:13You didn't know.
39:13Can I ask what happened?
39:21She had a stroke six months ago.
39:23The doctors don't know when or if she's going to wake up.
39:29I'm so sorry, Liam.
39:32How about your dad?
39:33He must be devastated.
39:34My dad, Walter, doesn't give a shit about us.
39:43He's in control of my mom's money, and the only reason he ever contacts me is he's running out of it.
39:50And he pays medical bills?
39:52No.
39:53I do.
39:56And my inheritance is running out.
39:59That's why I need that football scholarship.
40:00I promised my mom I was going to go to college, and that's one promise I'm not going to break.
40:11Liam, you're all alone.
40:14Oh.
40:18I thought I was.
40:22Now have you.
40:30I bet you never thought you'd be writing a love poem.
40:50No.
40:51Can't say that I did.
40:52Liam.
41:06Don't.
41:07Not today.
41:08I'm not.
41:09I just...
41:11If you need anyone, I'm here.
41:18Watch this.
41:19Watch this.
41:22Liam.
41:27I need to talk to you.
41:29Alone.
41:31Whatever you want to say, you can say it in front of Amelia.
41:36Okay, fine.
41:39I'm pregnant.
41:41What?
41:43What?
41:45And I haven't been with anyone else, so it's yours.
41:48Wait, Liam, is this true?
41:49I don't know.
41:52I swear, I don't know.
41:55It is true.
41:57And Liam, I'm not feeling well.
41:59Morning sickness, so can you take me home?
42:03Um.
42:06Yeah.
42:07Yeah, I can.
42:09Sure, yeah.
42:10Great.
42:13Amelia, I'm so sorry.
42:14I didn't know.
42:14I have to go.
42:28I have to go.
42:30Bye.
42:31Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:37Bye.
42:38Bye.
42:42Bye.
42:43Bye.
42:44Bye.
42:44Bye.