Nothing But The Truth

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00:01:00Good morning, Chief.

00:01:21Morning.

00:01:22Morning, sir.

00:01:23The market's a little better.

00:01:25Good morning.

00:01:26Well, carbide is up a little.

00:01:28Yeah.

00:01:29Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:30Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:31Good morning.

00:01:32Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:33Good morning, TT.

00:01:34Good morning, Tom.

00:01:35Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:36Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:37Oh, uh, TT.

00:01:38What is everybody smiling about?

00:01:39What's so funny?

00:01:40Good morning, sir.

00:01:41Good morning, Mr. Raulston.

00:01:42Oh, nonsense.

00:01:44Hiya, Chief.

00:01:45Good morning.

00:01:47Dick, I've got distressing news.

00:01:49Oh, boy, come back later.

00:01:51What's that?

00:01:52Run along, run along.

00:01:53Hey, he's only done one shoe.

00:01:56Dick, we've got to get rid of Las Loma's Quicksilver as soon as possible.

00:01:59Oh, I've got cauliflower ears from foaming.

00:02:01Just got as far as quick and they hang up.

00:02:03Listen, I got $150,000 sunk in that blasted mine.

00:02:07We've got to get it out.

00:02:08Oh, but TT.

00:02:09Look, drop everything else today.

00:02:11After all, this is my baby.

00:02:13Well, of all the babies you've had in this office,

00:02:15this one's really got circles under its eyes.

00:02:18Mr. Van Dusen is here.

00:02:20Hello.

00:02:21Oh, hello, Van.

00:02:22Hiya.

00:02:23Good morning, TT.

00:02:24Good morning.

00:02:25Conference?

00:02:26No, no, not at all.

00:02:27Make yourself at home.

00:02:28Do you have a cigarette?

00:02:29Oh, no, thanks.

00:02:30Did you see what carbide did?

00:02:31Yes, sir.

00:02:32You certainly called that right.

00:02:33Van, you have plenty of nice, solid stuff.

00:02:35Now, I've got something really exciting for you.

00:02:37Something that you can play with.

00:02:39Yes?

00:02:40Yeah.

00:02:41Will you have a drink?

00:02:42Oh, it's a little early.

00:02:44This happens to be my own little pet.

00:02:47I got hold of a mine in New Mexico quite by accident.

00:02:51The Slomas Quicksilver.

00:02:53I'll take a bottle of pop.

00:02:58I don't care what you've heard.

00:02:59It's great stuff.

00:03:07Hello?

00:03:08Yes, who?

00:03:09Oh, put them on.

00:03:10Put them on.

00:03:11Hello, Bennett.

00:03:12Yes?

00:03:13Ah, that's good news, Steve.

00:03:15Yes.

00:03:16Come as soon as you can.

00:03:19Oh, all right.

00:03:20Make it after lunch.

00:03:21That's fine, boy.

00:03:22Goodbye.

00:03:23That was young Bennett, Steve Bennett.

00:03:25He's consented.

00:03:26He's coming into the firm.

00:03:27I asked him last night.

00:03:28Well, fine choice.

00:03:29He just cracked up in his own business.

00:03:31Oh, I've had my eye on Steve for a long time.

00:03:33He's going to be all right.

00:03:34He's a little conservative.

00:03:35Needs guidance.

00:03:36But he has good contacts.

00:03:38He could put all his customers into a cookie jar.

00:03:41But those he has speak very highly of them.

00:03:43When we take Bennett in, we'll take in his customers.

00:03:46He's just the man we need right now.

00:03:48Hi-ho, Quicksilver.

00:03:49Why not?

00:03:50He'll sell it.

00:03:51He won't spend his life sitting in that chair.

00:03:53You see, he's not married to my daughter.

00:03:55Well, you boys go right ahead with your little family quarrel.

00:03:58I'll go and see if I've been wiped out.

00:04:00Yes, sir, Sam, I'm really falling into something.

00:04:04No more worries, no responsibilities, no ulcers.

00:04:07People beg for that Ralston stock.

00:04:09All I'll have to do is come in in the morning,

00:04:11put my feet up on the desk, rock back and go to sleep.

00:04:14Every once in a while, the door opens,

00:04:16a customer tiptoes in, takes the stock off the desk,

00:04:19leaves the check and tiptoes out.

00:04:21Yeah, but who's going to get up and open the door for them?

00:04:25I don't know, but they're not going to make a drudge out of me.

00:04:27What are you keeping all these pictures?

00:04:29from the old office for?

00:04:31They're awful heavy on my left.

00:04:32Well, what's the use of going to college

00:04:34if you don't keep the pictures?

00:04:36Who are these fellas with these big spoons or something?

00:04:39Spoon?

00:04:40Those are roars.

00:04:42That's my rowing team, intercollegiate champs,

00:04:4429, 30 and 32.

00:04:46But what happened to 31?

00:04:47The judges found out where we hid the outboard motor.

00:04:50Snoops.

00:04:52Say, this is the office for me.

00:04:55The Taj Mahal with inkwells.

00:04:57Taj Mahal who?

00:04:58How do you do?

00:05:00I'm Mr. Bennett.

00:05:01Oh, yes.

00:05:02How do you do, Mr. Bennett?

00:05:03We've been expecting you.

00:05:05Mr. Bennett is here, Mr. Ralston.

00:05:07They ain't using pictures.

00:05:09Hello, Steve.

00:05:11Hello, TT.

00:05:12Am I late?

00:05:13No, no.

00:05:14It's mighty good to have you with us.

00:05:15Well, it's mighty good to be here too, TT.

00:05:17Uh, TT.

00:05:18Come on, Steve.

00:05:19I'll show you your office.

00:05:20Okay.

00:05:21Most of these pictures would carry me for a while.

00:05:23You don't know how happy I am.

00:05:25We're going to do great things together.

00:05:27Now, as soon as you get settled and comfortable, give me a buzz.

00:05:30Just got hold of something you'll be crazy about.

00:05:33The sweetest little issue...

00:05:34Oh, that mellow, easy stuff to handle?

00:05:36Yeah.

00:05:37That honey from orchids?

00:05:38Yeah.

00:05:39Mr. Wilson.

00:05:40Yes?

00:05:41New Mexico is on the phone.

00:05:42I'll tell you about it later.

00:05:43Give me a buzz.

00:05:44Great fellow.

00:05:46My name goes right there.

00:05:48In chromium.

00:05:51Well, here we...

00:06:03Oh, I'm sure this is only temporary.

00:06:05That's feeling I'll get.

00:06:07No, I mean the office.

00:06:09Still, this must be my office.

00:06:14It's too small for a telephone booth.

00:06:18Don't do that!

00:06:19It gives me that buried alive feeling.

00:06:23Hey, what am I brooding about?

00:06:24This is only my outer office.

00:06:30I could really do things in an office like this.

00:06:32Stock brokers are always backing shows.

00:06:35Being angels.

00:06:37Oh, I beg your pardon.

00:06:38Stevie.

00:06:39Come on in.

00:06:40Come on in, pal.

00:06:41Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.

00:06:43Honey, Miss Graham, I want you to meet Mr. Bennett, one of my partners.

00:06:48Partner?

00:06:49Well, Mr. Donnelly's been promising we'd get together for some time.

00:06:53Oh, he has?

00:06:54Well, that's very nice.

00:06:55How do you do?

00:06:56When Dick Donnelly tells you you'll meet someone, you meet him.

00:06:59We've been talking about the green swan.

00:07:02The green?

00:07:03Yes, didn't Dickie tell you about the green swan?

00:07:06Oh, should he?

00:07:07I mean, do you think I'm old enough to know?

00:07:10Her show, Stevie.

00:07:12Her show.

00:07:13The one Linda's going to star in.

00:07:15You know, I told you all about it.

00:07:17He loved it.

00:07:18Oh, the swan.

00:07:20Yes, that part where you come on with the thing.

00:07:22And that fellow ran with the mcgill...

00:07:24Oh, I thought I'd die laughing.

00:07:26It's supposed to be a serious drama.

00:07:28Yes.

00:07:29Well, so long.

00:07:30Oh, tell me, Mr. Bennett.

00:07:31Uh, did you, uh, like it well enough to put any money into it?

00:07:36Huh?

00:07:37Did he like it?

00:07:38Well enough to want to put 15 grand in it?

00:07:41Oh.

00:07:42I must have been crazy about it.

00:07:43Oh, Mr. Bennett, how can I thank you?

00:07:45You won't regret it.

00:07:46Really, you won't.

00:07:47We'll give Broadway something really fine this season.

00:07:49Yeah, lucky Broadway.

00:07:50Oh, well, I'd better go.

00:07:51It's a customer.

00:07:52They get very impatient, so I, uh, might hurt his head.

00:07:55Well, you take it.

00:07:56Well, goodbye.

00:07:57But Mr. Bennett.

00:07:58Hey, Samuel.

00:07:59Get some bricks and mortar.

00:08:00We're gonna seal up this door.

00:08:01In the meantime, put a rat trap there.

00:08:02Well, the poodle, Bruce.

00:08:03Oh, they brought the things, huh?

00:08:04That's good.

00:08:05I want to get that list to my customers.

00:08:06Oh, come on.

00:08:07Oh, come on.

00:08:08Oh, come on.

00:08:09Come on.

00:08:10Come on.

00:08:11Come on.

00:08:12Come on.

00:08:13Come on.

00:08:14Come on.

00:08:15Come on.

00:08:16Come on.

00:08:17Come on.

00:08:18Come on.

00:08:19Come on.

00:08:20Come on.

00:08:21Come on.

00:08:22Come on.

00:08:23Come on.

00:08:24Ah, there it is.

00:08:28Well, goodbye.

00:08:29Goodbye.

00:08:32Hello, Betty.

00:08:33Hello, Miss Saunders.

00:08:34Say, I like your hair that way.

00:08:35Oh, thank you, Miss Saunders.

00:08:38Good afternoon.

00:08:39Good afternoon.

00:08:40Hello.

00:08:41Oh, Miss Saunders.

00:08:42I want to thank you for sending those books to Freddy.

00:08:45But I'm, I'm afraid they're a little old for him.

00:08:47Oh?

00:08:48Oh, well, he'll grow into them.

00:08:50Here, Dad.

00:08:51Oh, hello.

00:08:52Hello.

00:08:53Tell Uncle Pudgy, Mr. Ralston, that I have to see him right away.

00:08:56It's really important.

00:08:57Certainly, Miss Saunders.

00:08:58How have you been?

00:08:59Just fine.

00:09:00Mr. Ralston, your niece is here to see you.

00:09:02Uh-oh.

00:09:03Oh, did you tell her I was in?

00:09:05Yes, she's right here.

00:09:06Well, tell her the office is full of people.

00:09:09Oh, he's awfully sorry.

00:09:10But the office is full of people.

00:09:12Oh, it is.

00:09:13Hmm.

00:09:14Well, try Mr. Donnelly.

00:09:18Mr. Donnelly?

00:09:19Miss Saunders is here.

00:09:20Shall I send her in?

00:09:21No.

00:09:22No, no.

00:09:23Tell her I just jumped out the window.

00:09:24Tell her anything.

00:09:25Anything.

00:09:28Shh.

00:09:29Gwen is out there.

00:09:30I know.

00:09:33What are you doing?

00:09:34I've got to plug up one leak in the dike.

00:09:41Hello, J.P.

00:09:42J.P. Carter, please.

00:09:45Hello, J.P.

00:09:46This is T.T.

00:09:47Say, has my niece Gwen been there to see you?

00:09:49Oh, she hasn't.

00:09:50Good.

00:09:51Uh, Joe, she's mixed up in another charity scheme.

00:09:54Uh, listen, Joe.

00:09:55In a weak moment, I promised to double it

00:09:57if she could raise $20,000 or more by the first of the month.

00:10:00A handsome offer.

00:10:02Well, the first of the month tomorrow.

00:10:04Now, when she gets to you, you just, uh,

00:10:06tell her you can't donate anything at present.

00:10:09Yeah.

00:10:10Yeah, I've told all the other fellows.

00:10:12Oh, thanks.

00:10:13Oh, by the way, Joe.

00:10:15Uh, I've got to show my gratitude in some way.

00:10:19Ever hear of Las Lomas Quicksilver?

00:10:23Hello?

00:10:24Joe?

00:10:25Joe?

00:10:26Huh.

00:10:27Bad connection.

00:10:29I don't think I'll wait any longer, Hilda.

00:10:31Well, maybe you'd like to see the new partner.

00:10:33Oh, uh, Mr. Bennett, is he here already?

00:10:35Yes, he's in his office.

00:10:37What's he like?

00:10:39Well, he's, uh, kind of hard to describe.

00:10:42I know the type.

00:10:44Yes, Mr. Hendricks.

00:10:46No, no regrets about my own business.

00:10:48Those nerve-wracking days are over.

00:10:50Yes, sir, I'll call you the minute I get something good.

00:10:57Hello.

00:11:01I've got something.

00:11:02Goodbye.

00:11:04I'm Gwen Saunders.

00:11:05Well, how do you do?

00:11:06I'm Beef Stennett.

00:11:07I mean, I'm Stan Beaver.

00:11:08I mean, uh...

00:11:09Bennett.

00:11:10Bennett, yeah, that's him.

00:11:11No, that's me.

00:11:12Won't you sit down?

00:11:13Could I talk to you alone for a minute?

00:11:14Alone?

00:11:15Alone, Sam?

00:11:16You don't have to hit me with no turn of coal.

00:11:17No, I guess it's too late for that.

00:11:18You'll just fade.

00:11:19Yes, ma'am.

00:11:20I'll put the pictures up.

00:11:21He painted the boat.

00:11:22Sam.

00:11:28I hope you don't mind.

00:11:29Huh?

00:11:30We better not talk too loud.

00:11:31No, we better not.

00:11:35Mr. Bennett, I'm in trouble.

00:11:36Trouble?

00:11:37I only know you by reputation.

00:11:39My uncle's talked about you so much,

00:11:40but I want you to know that I trust you implicitly.

00:11:43Well, that's very nice.

00:11:44I'm sorry to be so abrupt.

00:11:46After all, we're strangers,

00:11:47but you're the only one in the world that can help me.

00:11:50Well, I'm entirely at your service.

00:11:52Well, it's terribly, terribly important.

00:11:55But you must promise me

00:11:56that you won't say a word about it to anyone.

00:11:58Oh, I won't tell a s...

00:11:59Say, you're not in a play called The Green Swan, are you?

00:12:02Shh.

00:12:03Huh?

00:12:04Pudgy and Dick mustn't know that I've talked to you.

00:12:06Pudgy's my name for uncle.

00:12:08There isn't anyone in the world I can ask except then,

00:12:10and he wouldn't do it.

00:12:11Oh, he wouldn't, eh?

00:12:12That's just like him.

00:12:13Who is he?

00:12:14Never mind.

00:12:15They mustn't dream we're going to be partners.

00:12:17Oh, we're going to be partners?

00:12:18Yes.

00:12:19Now, do you see these?

00:12:20Is that money?

00:12:21Yes.

00:12:22What did you think it was?

00:12:23Why, that's a thousand dollar bill.

00:12:25There's ten of them.

00:12:26One, two, three, four, five...

00:12:27Oh, don't count.

00:12:28We're partners.

00:12:29Yeah, we're just...

00:12:30Oh, oh.

00:12:31Oh.

00:12:32Dear, me.

00:12:35Oh, I'm sorry.

00:12:36Oh, I'm not.

00:12:37You see, I'm so upset.

00:12:38I don't know what I'm doing.

00:12:39I've had these for four days.

00:12:41Pudgy doesn't know that I've got them.

00:12:42Here, you keep them.

00:12:43I've had them in two banks,

00:12:44in my safe deposit box,

00:12:45under my pillow,

00:12:46and in my stocking.

00:12:48Oh, oh.

00:12:49Aren't you afraid of prowlers?

00:12:50What?

00:12:51I mean, it's dangerous.

00:12:52So, naturally, I'm terribly, terribly worried.

00:12:55Well, how can you worry when you have $10,000?

00:12:58Oh, but that's the whole thing.

00:13:00I want you to invest it for me.

00:13:02Oh, I see.

00:13:03You want the firm to invest it.

00:13:04No, no.

00:13:05I told you the others mustn't know anything about it.

00:13:07Oh, no.

00:13:08You see, I have to make a lot of money quickly,

00:13:10and I think speculation's the best way, don't you?

00:13:12Well, I want a quick turnover,

00:13:13the kind of Pudgy always gets.

00:13:14Pudgy's my nickname for uncle.

00:13:15Oh, I told you that, didn't I?

00:13:16Well...

00:13:17Pudgy always doubles everybody's money.

00:13:18He says I talk too quickly.

00:13:20Oh, it's not noticeable.

00:13:21Isn't that nice?

00:13:22Huh?

00:13:23Where's the money?

00:13:24Here, here, don't get nervous.

00:13:25Oh.

00:13:26You keep it.

00:13:27I'm always losing it.

00:13:28Well, that's an awful lot of money to carry around.

00:13:30I seldom do it.

00:13:31I don't like to mess it or bend it.

00:13:33Well, which pocket are you going to keep it in?

00:13:35Well, I think it would look well right in there, don't you?

00:13:37You're a scream.

00:13:39Uh, but you mustn't mix it with your money.

00:13:41No, I won't.

00:13:42If it gets mixed with my money, I'll recognize it.

00:13:45Oh.

00:13:46Well, towards the buzzer.

00:13:47Oh, that's that.

00:13:48Thank you, Brad.

00:13:49Oh, Steve, can you come in now?

00:13:51That's Pudgy.

00:13:52Can I come in?

00:13:53Mm-hmm.

00:13:54Well, I'll be right there, Pudgy.

00:13:55Uh, T.T.

00:13:56I can't.

00:13:57Say, you better go.

00:13:58I better go.

00:13:59Pudgy mustn't see us together.

00:14:00Oh, you've been terribly sweet, and I'm terribly, terribly grateful to you.

00:14:03Yes.

00:14:04Well, that'll be...

00:14:05Oh, yeah.

00:14:06Oh, wait, Miss Saunders.

00:14:07What sort of a turnover do you expect?

00:14:09Well, you must double it.

00:14:10Oh, I told you that, didn't I?

00:14:12Well, that's terribly important.

00:14:13That's the whole idea.

00:14:14It's such a good cause.

00:14:15Yes, it is.

00:14:16Yes, it is.

00:14:17Double it.

00:14:18Yes, like Pudgy always does.

00:14:19Oh, yes, but I mean, how much?

00:14:21How soon?

00:14:22Oh, well, you mustn't waste time.

00:14:23Well, right away.

00:14:24We've only got three days.

00:14:25I'll keep in touch with you.

00:14:27Goodbye.

00:14:28Yeah, Miss Saunders.

00:14:29Shh.

00:14:30Goodbye.

00:14:31Yeah, shh.

00:14:32Hi.

00:14:33Dream girl.

00:14:34Dad.

00:14:35Where have you been?

00:14:36Miss Saunders.

00:14:37I've been fooling you all day.

00:14:38Well, that trip certainly did you good.

00:14:39You look wonderful yourself.

00:14:40Do I?

00:14:41Oh, Steve.

00:14:42Come into my office.

00:14:43We knew we could talk in there.

00:14:44Oh, yes.

00:14:45Oh, Mr. Bennet.

00:14:46Mr. Bennet.

00:14:47I need two dollars.

00:14:48I've got to go get some things.

00:14:49Well, I don't have any money right now.

00:14:51Oh, yes.

00:14:52Oh, Mr. Bennet.

00:14:53Mr. Bennet.

00:14:54I need two dollars.

00:14:55I've got to go get some things.

00:14:56Well, I don't have any money right now.

00:14:58Well, I don't have any money right now.

00:15:01You know how things are.

00:15:03I don't know why.

00:15:06Oh, I just got it.

00:15:07It's not mine.

00:15:08I was sitting there.

00:15:10I don't have to explain things to you.

00:15:17And don't stare.

00:15:20Oh, come in.

00:15:22Steve, I want you to meet Dick Donnelly.

00:15:24Well, I...

00:15:25Oh, haven't we...

00:15:26Glad to have you with us, Bennet.

00:15:28Yeah, but...

00:15:29Oh, yes, yes.

00:15:30Thanks.

00:15:31Thanks, pal.

00:15:32You're okay.

00:15:33Drink?

00:15:34I think I will.

00:15:35Titi.

00:15:37Well, here's to the three musketeers.

00:15:39Yes, sir.

00:15:40I'm sure we'll be together for a long time.

00:15:43Steve, you're going to be here until you're old and gray.

00:15:46Which may be tomorrow.

00:15:50Steve, we're having a few friends on the Flamingo for the weekend.

00:15:53That's my houseboat, you know.

00:15:55Mrs. Ralston and I would be delighted to have you.

00:15:57Oh, thanks.

00:15:58Thanks a lot, Titi.

00:15:59Oh, not at all.

00:16:00Not at all.

00:16:01You're one of the family now, you know.

00:16:02Come here.

00:16:05When you hear what I've got set up for you, you'll jump for joy.

00:16:08There's a little mine in New Mexico.

00:16:10You see, I was the only one to hear about it.

00:16:12So when I went down there to...

00:16:14Say, are you listening to me?

00:16:16Oh, yes, Pudgy.

00:16:17I mean, Mr. Ralston.

00:16:18I'm all ears.

00:16:19Well, I'm putting it out in 70,000 shares.

00:16:22Preferred stock.

00:16:23It's a shame to let the public have it.

00:16:25Oh, it certainly is.

00:16:26But we need working capital.

00:16:29Yes?

00:16:30Well, what kind of a vine is it, Titi?

00:16:31Well, it's Las Lomas Quicksilver Preferred.

00:16:33Las Lomas Quicksilver?

00:16:36Uh-huh.

00:16:37That was the quietest jumping for joy I ever saw.

00:16:39Oh, well, Mr. Ralston, maybe I ought to handle something I'm more familiar with,

00:16:43like American can or something.

00:16:45Why, Steve.

00:16:46Hello.

00:16:47Hello, Bart.

00:16:48Come in.

00:16:49Come in.

00:16:50You know Mr. Bennett.

00:16:51Oh, very well.

00:16:52Congratulations, Mr. Bennett.

00:16:53Oh, thanks, Mr. Pritchard.

00:16:54You've got a good man, Titi.

00:16:55Oh, I know it.

00:16:56Mr. Pritchard took 5,000 of that Quicksilver.

00:16:59Uh, that's what I came to see about, Titi.

00:17:02Uh, pardon me.

00:17:04I, uh, I think I was a little hasty.

00:17:08I'd like to...

00:17:09Oh, nonsense.

00:17:10You'll double your money.

00:17:11Well, I've been talking to some of the boys, and I'm a little jettery.

00:17:14Just come with me.

00:17:16I'll tell you what we'll do.

00:17:19Here's your check, Bart.

00:17:21If it'll make you feel any better.

00:17:23Well, Titi, I didn't mean to...

00:17:24Oh, forget it.

00:17:25Forget it.

00:17:26How's Ruthie and the kids?

00:17:27Well...

00:17:28We'll have dinner together some night soon, eh?

00:17:31Well, so long, Bart.

00:17:33But Titi, I don't get it.

00:17:34That was awful fast.

00:17:36Oh, I know human nature, boys.

00:17:38Richard will phone right back, and instead of 5,000 shares, he'll want to buy 20,000.

00:17:44He'll figure if I was that anxious to give him back his money and hold onto the stock, it must be terrific.

00:17:50Oh, yes, boys.

00:17:51I'm a great student of human nature.

00:17:54Well, I wish I were.

00:17:56I'm still in the chasing and proposing stage.

00:17:59Gwen?

00:18:00Gwen.

00:18:01Yes.

00:18:02Oh, Van, you haven't met Steve Bennett, have you?

00:18:03Tommy Van Dusen.

00:18:04Yes, I saw them.

00:18:05I mean, him.

00:18:06Outside by the water cooler.

00:18:08I mean, how are you?

00:18:12We'd better get down to business.

00:18:13All right, Steve, let's get back to Quicksilver.

00:18:15I tell you it'll double anybody's investment.

00:18:17Well, what is the set?

00:18:18Double?

00:18:19It'll double?

00:18:20Yeah.

00:18:22Well, I have a little money that...

00:18:24Your own money?

00:18:25No, no, this isn't for you, Steve.

00:18:26Oh, but you just said, you just told Mr. Pritchard that...

00:18:28But Mr. Pritchard is a customer.

00:18:30Yeah, but if it's not good for me, it's not good for him.

00:18:32Now, look, we're wasting a lot of time here.

00:18:33Do you or don't you want to sell this stock?

00:18:35Well, the customers I have believe in me.

00:18:37I'm not kidding, they do.

00:18:38I can't sell them anything I don't believe in.

00:18:41Has Ripley heard about him?

00:18:42All right.

00:18:43Maybe Las Lomas is no good at all.

00:18:46But there's Quicksilver somewhere in New Mexico

00:18:48and somebody is liable to find it.

00:18:50I've told many a lie that I've had come true.

00:18:54A lie is the same as the truth if the result is all right.

00:18:57I'm afraid I disagree with you.

00:18:59Take a page from the old master.

00:19:00Profit's the only thing in business.

00:19:02And in our business, profit is imagination.

00:19:04An imagination is seldom the truth.

00:19:06It's what you hope for.

00:19:08The world doesn't believe in the truth.

00:19:10It didn't believe that there was an America for Columbus to discover.

00:19:13It didn't believe that Bell had a telephone or that man could fly.

00:19:17Those fellows were all telling the truth and yet everybody considered them crazy.

00:19:21I tell you, there are certain necessary lies.

00:19:26A man can get along just as well by telling the absolute truth.

00:19:29You mean about everything?

00:19:30Yes.

00:19:31All the time?

00:19:32Sure.

00:19:33What are you playing?

00:19:34Truth and consequences?

00:19:35Just teaching our new partner the facts of life.

00:19:38We've been trying to convince Steve that he couldn't tell the truth even for a day

00:19:42and retain any of his friends or do any business.

00:19:44Why, if a man set out to tell the truth for a whole day before nightfall, someone would kill him.

00:19:48Sure.

00:19:49Why, all the diplomats of Europe would have to quit if it weren't the case.

00:19:52Is that bad?

00:19:53Listen, Steve, you meet Smith on the street in the morning and you say, I hope you slept well.

00:19:58That's a lie.

00:19:59You don't give a hang if he never sleeps.

00:20:01Well, I do.

00:20:02Smith's a nice guy.

00:20:04Oh, give in, Bennett.

00:20:06The truth hurts.

00:20:07An attractive lie sounds infinitely better.

00:20:10Well, I'm entitled to my own opinion.

00:20:11I still think he can tell the truth.

00:20:13Who, me?

00:20:14No, I didn't say you can tell the truth.

00:20:15I said I can tell the truth.

00:20:16Ah, but for how long?

00:20:18Well, if I can tell the truth for an hour, I don't see any reason why I couldn't tell it for one day or a year.

00:20:22Yeah, you don't really believe that, do you?

00:20:25Well, I certainly do.

00:20:26It's just a simple matter of principle.

00:20:28Hey, do I sound stuffy?

00:20:30You wouldn't like to back those principles with a little money, would you?

00:20:33Well, yes, I would.

00:20:34Well, I would, but...

00:20:35Yeah, look at them.

00:20:36Look at them, Wells.

00:20:37Look at them, Wells.

00:20:38I'll bet you any amount that you couldn't even tell the truth for 24 hours, let alone a whole year.

00:20:43Count me in.

00:20:44That's a sure thing.

00:20:46Well, that sounds like a quick turnover.

00:20:52Well, I don't know.

00:20:53You better think fast, buddy.

00:20:55Be a plunge.

00:20:56You bet the whole 50 cents.

00:20:57Don't pickle him.

00:20:58He's nervous.

00:20:59You'll bet me money, real money, that I can't tell the truth for 24 hours?

00:21:03That's what I said.

00:21:04Any amount!

00:21:05You know, you're a maven idiot.

00:21:08Hey!

00:21:09If he did it, I can.

00:21:11It's a bet.

00:21:12Well, I'll bet you.

00:21:15How much?

00:21:16$10,000.

00:21:18How much?

00:21:19You're bluffing.

00:21:20Where's the money?

00:21:21Bluffing.

00:21:22There.

00:21:25Hey, it's real.

00:21:28$10,000.

00:21:29Easy, fellas.

00:21:30Hey!

00:21:31That's tender stuff.

00:21:32Where did you ever get such an amount to throw away like this?

00:21:35Well, it's there, isn't it?

00:21:36And I'm not throwing it away.

00:21:37I'm going to win.

00:21:38You'll tell the truth to everybody, no matter what they ask you?

00:21:41Yes.

00:21:42I'll bet you $10,000 on those terms.

00:21:43I'll bet you $5,000.

00:21:45I only want to bet $10,000 today.

00:21:48Now, wait.

00:21:49I've got to have some of this.

00:21:50Hey, he's not your partner.

00:21:51He's ours.

00:21:52Oh, wait a minute, boys.

00:21:53I hired him.

00:21:54He's all mine.

00:21:55Why should I give up a sure thing?

00:21:56Do you blame me?

00:21:57No.

00:21:58Yes.

00:21:59I'm a client.

00:22:00You've got to let me in on all sound investments.

00:22:01Me too.

00:22:02All right.

00:22:03I'll tell you what we'll do.

00:22:04We'll split it three ways.

00:22:05If you win, if you tell a lie while you're away from us, you must confess.

00:22:08What do you mean away from us?

00:22:09I'm going to sleep with him.

00:22:11That's not part of the agreement.

00:22:12Then I'll take your share out of our cash and charge it to your account.

00:22:16Right.

00:22:17Well, what's holding us up, fellas?

00:22:18The sooner we get started, the sooner I get the money.

00:22:20And we better put this in writing.

00:22:22I am.

00:22:23You agree to tell the unadulterated truth for 24 hours.

00:22:27To all comers, animal, vegetable, or minerals.

00:22:29You'll answer all questions.

00:22:30If you refuse, you'll lose the bet.

00:22:32That's it, brother.

00:22:33You can't run away and hide.

00:22:34Shut yourself up or you won't see anyone.

00:22:36Oh, we'll be with him till he loses.

00:22:38And you mustn't change your routine.

00:22:40You must go on in the even tenor of your way.

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:44Yes.

00:22:45And spell tenor with a capital T.

00:22:46And if anyone tells of the bet or even hints of it, that side loses the bet.

00:22:49One lose, all lose on your side.

00:22:51What's the idea of that?

00:22:52Well, if you told people about it, they'd ask me a lot of questions.

00:22:55Like, well, which they ordinarily wouldn't.

00:22:57Oh, put it in, put it in, and let him put his picture in if he wants to.

00:23:00And remember, under no circumstances can this bet be called off.

00:23:03No, no, no.

00:23:04Well, let me count it.

00:23:10Wait a minute.

00:23:11There's only 9,000 here.

00:23:129,000?

00:23:13Well, I have...

00:23:14No, no, no.

00:23:15It's all right.

00:23:16There's ten.

00:23:17Can't you count, T.T.?

00:23:19Five, six, seven.

00:23:22Hey, there's 11,000 here.

00:23:24One, two, three, four, five.

00:23:29Five.

00:23:30Oh, yeah.

00:23:31Five, five or ten.

00:23:32That's that new thing they have.

00:23:34Put it all together.

00:23:35Have you got an envelope?

00:23:36Miss Turner.

00:23:37Where's Miss Turner?

00:23:38Oh, there must be one here.

00:23:40Wait a minute.

00:23:41Yes, here's one.

00:23:42Fine, thank you.

00:23:45Can you hold it open, please?

00:23:49Seal it up.

00:23:54Here.

00:23:55No, I'll do it.

00:23:57Wait a minute.

00:23:58Back here.

00:23:59Wait a minute.

00:24:04Ah.

00:24:07That did it.

00:24:09Here.

00:24:10Thanks.

00:24:11Did you buzz, Mr. Raulston?

00:24:12Yes, Miss Turner.

00:24:13I want you to place this envelope in the safe.

00:24:15You're a witness to this.

00:24:16Yes, Miss Turner.

00:24:17No one's to touch it.

00:24:18Not until all five of us are present.

00:24:20Yes, sir.

00:24:21A fine partnership.

00:24:22How many people know the combination?

00:24:28Now, we all understand the conditions.

00:24:30The absolute truth for 24 hours.

00:24:31Okay.

00:24:34It's just three minutes of four.

00:24:35It's five minutes of four.

00:24:37Well, it's two minutes of four.

00:24:38You're all wrong.

00:24:39It's five after.

00:24:40Well, we'll find out.

00:24:42Three, eight, one.

00:24:46Oh, hello, operator.

00:24:47Are you there?

00:24:48It's automatic.

00:24:49When you hear the tone, the time will be 3.59 and three quarters.

00:24:55Set your watches, boys.

00:24:57It's exactly four o'clock.

00:25:01The bet is on.

00:25:02Go!

00:25:04The bet started at exactly 4 p.m. today

00:25:08and ends at 4 p.m. tomorrow.

00:25:10Right?

00:25:11Right.

00:25:16Oh, now, let's not gang up, fellas.

00:25:18When you tell your lie, pal, make it a good one

00:25:21because it's going to cost you 10 grand.

00:25:24Now, what do we ask him?

00:25:29Do you think you're good-looking?

00:25:31Yes.

00:25:32In a manly sort of way.

00:25:33You lose?

00:25:34Yeah.

00:25:35In 10 seconds?

00:25:36No, I don't lose.

00:25:37That's not a lie.

00:25:38That's an opinion.

00:25:39Now, if I said you were good-looking, that'd be a lie.

00:25:42Well, he has a right to an opinion.

00:25:45Now, it's my turn.

00:25:46When we talked of the partnership,

00:25:48you told me that last year you made $40,000.

00:25:50Is that the truth?

00:25:53No.

00:25:54Uh-huh.

00:25:55Well, how much did you make?

00:25:56Well, I think that's more of a personal question, don't you?

00:25:59Yeah.

00:26:01How much did you make?

00:26:05$1,100.

00:26:08Gross.

00:26:09Uh-huh.

00:26:12All right.

00:26:13Now, I got a beaut.

00:26:14Where did you get that $10,000?

00:26:15Yeah.

00:26:16I asked you where you got it.

00:26:18Well, I don't think I have to answer that.

00:26:20I think we should change the agreement slightly.

00:26:22If you refuse to answer, you'll lose the bet.

00:26:24Yeah.

00:26:28Well, I...

00:26:30Hello.

00:26:31I'll get...

00:26:32Who?

00:26:33Mr. Pritchard?

00:26:34No, this is Steve Bennett.

00:26:36Quicksilver.

00:26:37I'll take it.

00:26:38He wants to buy 20,000 shares.

00:26:4020,000?

00:26:41What did I tell you boys?

00:26:42Do I know your miniature?

00:26:43Well, what do I think of it?

00:26:45Well...

00:26:46Why, it's no good.

00:26:47It stinks.

00:26:49Are you crazy?

00:26:51Why are you...

00:26:52Hold it.

00:26:53You...

00:26:54If I leave...

00:26:55Hey!

00:26:56Hello.

00:26:57McCready?

00:26:58Quicksilver?

00:26:59Stinks.

00:27:00I...

00:27:01I'll pay this one thing.

00:27:03But I'll get even with you for this, Bennett.

00:27:05I'll give you the new...

00:27:06Oh, Bennett...

00:27:07You devil crossing...

00:27:08Why did you say that?

00:27:09I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth,

00:27:11and nothing but the truth.

00:27:12So help me!

00:27:13Stinks!

00:27:15Stinks!

00:27:25But Hilda, are you sure?

00:27:28Well...

00:27:29Then give Mr. Bennett this message.

00:27:31It's terribly, terribly important.

00:27:34Tell him that something's come up,

00:27:36and that the...

00:27:37The things that I gave him to do something with...

00:27:40He's not to do that with them at all.

00:27:42And...

00:27:43That he's to hold the things...

00:27:46As I have to have them back right away.

00:27:48Now that's clear, isn't it?

00:27:49But I don't think he's coming back today.

00:27:51They've all left for the weekend.

00:27:53Well, it's terribly important.

00:27:55I heard them say something about stopping off at Mr. Bennett's hotel first.

00:27:59The Miami Palms.

00:28:00Miami Palms?

00:28:01Well, wait till I get a pencil and paper.

00:28:03Oh, what do I need a pencil and paper for?

00:28:04I can remember that.

00:28:05Miami Palms Hotel.

00:28:07Thank you, Hilda.

00:28:08Oh, dear.

00:28:10Oh, dear.

00:28:12Oh, dear.

00:28:13Miami Palms Hotel.

00:28:14Miami Palms, Miami Palms, Miami Palms.

00:28:17But, fellas, I'll see you some other weekend.

00:28:19I get seasick on a boat.

00:28:20But you accepted my invitation before the bet was made.

00:28:23Yeah, and remember the even tenor clause.

00:28:26Did you ever steal anything?

00:28:29Yes.

00:28:30What did you steal?

00:28:31I stole some money.

00:28:32Where did you steal it?

00:28:33From a bank.

00:28:35How much money was it?

00:28:39A half a dollar.

00:28:41You stole a half a dollar from a bank.

00:28:43Yes.

00:28:44What bank was it?

00:28:46My little brother's piggy bank.

00:28:50So you stole half a dollar from your little brother's piggy bank.

00:28:54Is that all?

00:28:55That's all there was in it.

00:28:57Good afternoon, Mr. Bennett.

00:28:59How are you?

00:29:01Hey.

00:29:02You live here?

00:29:03Yes.

00:29:04What's the matter?

00:29:05Oh, nothing.

00:29:06I just thought that Steve lived in another hotel.

00:29:14What's the matter with this hotel?

00:29:18Hey.

00:29:19Huh?

00:29:20That green swan dame lives here.

00:29:21I'd hate to run into her now with the old man along.

00:29:23Well, I may be crazy, but in a hotel this size, you'll never know.

00:29:26I beg your pardon.

00:29:27I'm crazy.

00:29:31Well, hello.

00:29:32This is a pleasant surprise.

00:29:33How do you do?

00:29:34Yes, sir.

00:29:35And Mr. Bennett, were you coming to see me?

00:29:37Oh, I live here.

00:29:38You do?

00:29:39Well, isn't that convenient?

00:29:40Yes, I was just going up.

00:29:41We were...

00:29:42Oh, well, come on.

00:29:43Bruno and I were going for a walk, but we'll ride up with you.

00:29:45Oh, well, won't Bruno be disappointed?

00:29:47Nonsense.

00:29:48Bruno's always having his own way.

00:29:50Yeah, who's going to stop him?

00:29:52Oh, uh, Miss, uh, I'm very bad at names.

00:29:55Miss, uh, Miss, uh...

00:29:57Graham.

00:29:58Oh, yes, Graham.

00:29:59My, uh, father-in-law, Mr. Alston.

00:30:02Oh, how do you do?

00:30:03How do you do?

00:30:04Mr. Van Duesen.

00:30:05How do you do?

00:30:06How do you do?

00:30:07Miss Graham is a friend of Steve's.

00:30:08We met in the office.

00:30:09Oh.

00:30:11Oh, yes, yes, we met in the office.

00:30:13Yes.

00:30:15Oh, why don't we have a quiet little dinner this evening?

00:30:18And let me read you the play.

00:30:19Play?

00:30:20Putting money in a show, Steve?

00:30:22Oh, I expect to come into a lot of money tomorrow.

00:30:25Oh, you're doing?

00:30:26Uh, yeah, around four o'clock, to be exact.

00:30:28Oh, that's fine.

00:30:29That'll be plenty of time.

00:30:30Then I'll tell Charlie everything's all set, shall I?

00:30:33Charlie?

00:30:34Yes, Charlie Pendergast.

00:30:35He's the author.

00:30:36I mean, it is all set, isn't it?

00:30:37Charlie Pendergast.

00:30:38Oh, well, well, good old Charlie, yes.

00:30:39Oh, you know him?

00:30:40No.

00:30:41Oh, ho, ho, ho.

00:30:42Oh, you drolless.

00:30:43Oh, you drolless.

00:30:44Oh, well, well, good old Charlie, yes.

00:30:45Oh, well, well, good old Charlie, yes.

00:30:47Oh, you know him?

00:30:48No.

00:30:49No.

00:30:50Oh, ho, ho, ho.

00:30:51Oh, you droll man.

00:30:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:30:53Ninth floor.

00:30:54That's me.

00:30:57Oh, Mr. Bennett.

00:30:58What?

00:30:59I'm in 512.

00:31:00Then you'll phone me?

00:31:01512.

00:31:02That's an easy number to remember.

00:31:04Goodbye, Mr. Ralston.

00:31:05Goodbye, Dickie.

00:31:06Um, Mr. Donnelly.

00:31:08These are theatrical people.

00:31:11They certainly get familiar.

00:31:14I might as well get packed, fellas.

00:31:15Come on in.

00:31:20Hello.

00:31:21I'm just finishing.

00:31:22Say, how much do you pay for this apartment?

00:31:24A hundred and twenty-five dollars a month.

00:31:26Are you behind on your rent?

00:31:28Yes, three months.

00:31:31Ah, do you mind if I, uh...

00:31:33I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett.

00:31:34I'll get right out.

00:31:35No, no.

00:31:36Go right ahead with your wife.

00:31:37Steve, did you ever tip this young lady?

00:31:40Did you ever try to get cute with her?

00:31:42Oh.

00:31:43Oh, now, fellas.

00:31:44Fellas, let's be gentlemen.

00:31:46Did you?

00:31:49Well, if you want to count that once.

00:31:51Well, of all things.

00:31:53Now, fellas, you can't do anything.

00:31:55Hello, Sam.

00:31:56You know, a bet's a bet, but you can't go around embarrassing me like this.

00:31:59We can't for the next 22 hours.

00:32:01This is only the beginning.

00:32:06Excuse me.

00:32:10Oh, Mr. Bennett, I'll have to see you right away.

00:32:12Oh, come right in.

00:32:13Oh, no, I'll come right out.

00:32:15Hey, fellas, there's a girl, a young lady.

00:32:20It'll only be a minute.

00:32:21Something personal.

00:32:22You'll have to excuse me.

00:32:23It's...

00:32:26Oh, dear.

00:32:27Oh, Mr. Bennett.

00:32:28Shh.

00:32:29I'm sorry about before.

00:32:30Oh, Mr. Bennett, the most awful thing has happened.

00:32:32You know I'm not good at dates.

00:32:33And here I thought it was the 28th, and it really is the 28th.

00:32:36Only there isn't anymore.

00:32:37It's February.

00:32:38So you'll have to give me back the money.

00:32:41You want me to give you back the money?

00:32:44Yes.

00:32:45That's what I thought you said.

00:32:49Have you invested it already?

00:32:51Yes.

00:32:52What did you invest it in?

00:32:54Well, look, if you'll just wait till tomorrow, if you'll just trust me...

00:32:56Oh, I trust you, all right.

00:32:57It's the 10,000 I'm worried about.

00:32:59Yeah, me too.

00:33:00Because there's one terrible part about it.

00:33:03It isn't my money.

00:33:04Yeah, well, I knew it was something like that.

00:33:06Not your money.

00:33:07Well, whose is it?

00:33:08Everybody's.

00:33:10Everybody's?

00:33:11Well, maybe they're worried.

00:33:12Yes.

00:33:15Oh, it's Mr. Bishop.

00:33:16Huh?

00:33:17Oh!

00:33:18Oh!

00:33:19Where?

00:33:20Where can I hide?

00:33:21What's the matter?

00:33:22Oh, that man.

00:33:23Here.

00:33:24I've never played this before.

00:33:25No.

00:33:26Say, tell him I'm not here.

00:33:27All right, I will.

00:33:32Sorry, no magazines.

00:33:33Is there a Miss Saunders here?

00:33:35Saunders?

00:33:36Yes, I must speak to her, please.

00:33:37Saunders?

00:33:38Saunders?

00:33:39Is that Saunders with an A-U or just a plain A?

00:33:40With an A-U.

00:33:41Oh, well, I, uh, you...

00:33:42She's most anxious to see me.

00:33:44Well, why would she...

00:33:45Where is she?

00:33:46Where is she?

00:33:47Yes, where is she?

00:33:48Well, I think she...

00:33:56She's right there behind the screen.

00:33:58He asked me where you were, and...

00:34:03Oh, I was just back there, my stocking.

00:34:06You know, those runs you get and the thing there.

00:34:08Oh, I'd like to talk to you, Mr. Bishop, but we're on our way out.

00:34:10We're in a hurry.

00:34:11On your way out?

00:34:12I'd better slip into a necktie or something.

00:34:14I'm...

00:34:15That was Mr. Bennett, my uncle's new partner.

00:34:18Your maid told me I might find you here.

00:34:20Oh, she did?

00:34:23What are you worried about?

00:34:24I signed the note, didn't I?

00:34:25And on the strength of it, we broke ground for the home.

00:34:28Now even the steam shovels have stopped.

00:34:30Well, they can't blame that on me.

00:34:32I merely guaranteed the $40,000.

00:34:34Miss Saunders, you've collected $10,000.

00:34:37But to date, we haven't seen a penny of it.

00:34:40And I must remind you, this is charity money.

00:34:43Charity money. Charity money.

00:34:46Who's he got in there?

00:34:47I don't know. I couldn't see her.

00:34:49Oh, but it's all so silly, Mr. Bishop.

00:34:51I have it.

00:34:52Or rather, I will have it.

00:34:54Well, yes, I'll have it tomorrow.

00:34:55For your own sake, Miss Saunders, as well as for ours.

00:34:58I can only hope you're right.

00:35:00The chairman insists that all the questions be in front of court immediately.

00:35:09Shh, Dick, come on.

00:35:10Hey, I'm looking for skeletons. We'll give him two more minutes.

00:35:13Nothing doing. He can't have a romance on my time.

00:35:15Where are you going to dress in?

00:35:16Every room's full of somebody.

00:35:18Oh, make a lot of noise.

00:35:19Mr. Ralston mustn't know his niece is in there.

00:35:21He'd ask a lot of questions.

00:35:22So come on, help me. Make noise.

00:35:30I love the kisses of the lorris.

00:35:32What's going on?

00:35:33Oh, my lorris.

00:35:35Oh!

00:35:37What's that?

00:35:40That's my lorris.

00:35:45What's going on, Bennett?

00:35:47Yes, yes, tomorrow. You know me, Mr. Bishop.

00:35:50Very good, Miss Saunders. I'll see you tomorrow.

00:35:53Yes.

00:35:55We've been waiting in that bedroom for days.

00:35:57Oh, come on, you can gargle on the boat.

00:36:00Let's get going, Steve. We don't want to spend the weekend here.

00:36:06Oh, wait a minute. You'll have to go back. Don't go in. Don't...

00:36:13Oh, come in.

00:36:15Have a drink?

00:36:17How a cigar?

00:36:20I know it looks funny, fellas, but there was a girl here

00:36:22and it might have been embarrassing to her, you know.

00:36:25Well, I... I didn't...

00:36:35Oh, Sam! Sam! Yes.

00:36:37What's the matter with him?

00:36:39You hired him.

00:36:40Thanks, Sam.

00:36:42Well, I'm all set. Get my bag, Sam.

00:36:44Why don't we get going? Let's get out of here.

00:36:46We'll be out of here in a few minutes.

00:36:48What are you shouting for?

00:36:50Well, I want everybody to hear me.

00:36:52Look what I found.

00:36:54Hey, have you ever seen this before?

00:37:01Yes.

00:37:02Who does it belong to?

00:37:04Oh, now, fellas, there's something...

00:37:05There are no things. Whose is it?

00:37:07It's mine.

00:37:09Yours?

00:37:10Well...

00:37:15And no woo-woo's.

00:37:16When do you wear it? Saturday night?

00:37:17I haven't worn it for years.

00:37:19Quit kidding. Whose is it?

00:37:20Well, you're so smart it is mine. I wore it in the varsity show.

00:37:23Here.

00:37:26It was up in Mabel's room.

00:37:27I was Mabel.

00:37:29And no cracks.

00:37:30Where are you?

00:37:32There.

00:37:33Who's that next to you?

00:37:34That's the villain.

00:37:35Did the villain catch you, Mabel?

00:37:37Yes, unfortunately.

00:37:39What happened then?

00:37:41He kissed me.

00:37:44Anyone else at the show kiss you?

00:37:46Oh, do I?

00:37:47Yeah.

00:37:48Just the dramatic coach.

00:37:50At rehearsal!

00:37:51When did you start going with girls?

00:37:53Well, I...

00:37:54Now, go ahead. Have your fun, fellas.

00:37:56You're paying for it.

00:38:03Gwen!

00:38:06Hello.

00:38:08Oh, here.

00:38:09Let me help you up.

00:38:10I...

00:38:11Hello, Uncle Pudgy.

00:38:12I...

00:38:13You see, I...

00:38:14I'm...

00:38:15Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:38:16We were talking...

00:38:17You know I...

00:38:18Yes, yes.

00:38:19Say, what is this anyway?

00:38:21What is she doing here?

00:38:22Well, it was charity.

00:38:23I'm...

00:38:24No, it wasn't that.

00:38:25No, it was charity.

00:38:26I mean, she...

00:38:27She came up and we had a little talk about some charity money.

00:38:28No!

00:38:29Uh-oh.

00:38:30I mean...

00:38:31Oh, charity money.

00:38:32Oh, so that's it.

00:38:34She was trying to get some money out of you, eh?

00:38:37Well, I...

00:38:38Is that true?

00:38:39Yes, yes.

00:38:40That's exactly why she came up.

00:38:41Yes.

00:38:42Then why were you hiding?

00:38:43Oh, Heidi.

00:38:44Oh, uh...

00:38:45Well, I, uh...

00:38:46I didn't think you'd like my asking Mr. Bennett for money.

00:38:48Oh, ho, ho, ho.

00:38:49I don't think you could get 10 cents out of Steve.

00:38:52He's not likely to be in a generous mood.

00:38:54No.

00:38:55You see, Gwen, a couple of hours ago,

00:38:56he made a very bad investment.

00:38:58He certainly did.

00:39:01Come on, let's get started on our profitable little weekend.

00:39:04Yes.

00:39:05Oh!

00:39:10Don't be discouraged.

00:39:25There'll be some cheese in that, I think.

00:39:29Mrs. Ross, this is a wonderful idea.

00:39:32A splendid boat like this, very relaxing.

00:39:35We've been asking young Van to bring you two over for months now.

00:39:38Yes, that's right, Mother.

00:39:40Mr. Van Dusen's always so busy.

00:39:42We're regular stay-at-homes.

00:39:44You know, my rumba's just falling apart.

00:39:47Have a good day today, T.T.?

00:39:50Exceptionally good.

00:39:51We got hold of something very easy.

00:39:53We stand to make a neat little profit, Dad,

00:39:55and I've got a third of it.

00:39:57Oh, was Mr. Bennett on it too?

00:39:59Well, not on the profit side.

00:40:01And will you establish your office here permanently, Doctor?

00:40:04Dear lady, there are as many diseased minds here as in Bucharest.

00:40:10And much more money.

00:40:12Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, what a perfectly sweet gown.

00:40:15Oh, oh, thank you, dear.

00:40:17Mr. Van Dusen thinks it's a little too young for me,

00:40:21but I always say, he can grow old. I'm not going to.

00:40:25That's fair.

00:40:27Mr. Bennett, the cat got your tongue?

00:40:29You haven't said very much.

00:40:31And I've put you between two of my amy's most attractive women.

00:40:35Don't you agree?

00:40:37Yes, you're right. I haven't said very much.

00:40:40Oh, come, my boy.

00:40:42This strange reticence is hardly the even teller of your way.

00:40:45Oh, I'm afraid you're embarrassed, Mr. Bennett.

00:40:49And Mrs. Walston's compliment certainly applies to Harriet, but...

00:40:53Oh, nonsense, Mrs. Van Dusen.

00:40:56You'd never think she was Van's mother, would you?

00:40:58Yes, their eyes are very much the same. Both of them.

00:41:02No, no. I mean, she doesn't look a day over 30, does she?

00:41:07Oh, no.

00:41:09Well, you know what they say in Spanish.

00:41:12No. What do they say?

00:41:14Oh, flatterer.

00:41:25Your work must be very interesting, Dr. Zarek.

00:41:27I mean, you must run across some strange cases.

00:41:29I heard of a sad case recently where a man wore a woman's nightgown.

00:41:33Oh, yes, that was very sad. I heard about him.

00:41:36It was a black, lacy, flimsy sort of thing, wasn't it?

00:41:39Oh, poor fellow.

00:41:41He's probably a Rumpelmeyer.

00:41:44Rumpelmeyer?

00:41:46Oh, pardon me.

00:41:47This is our term of classification.

00:41:50You see, Rumpelmeyer was a famous case in Prague.

00:41:53Unusual fixation.

00:41:54He imagined he was his own grandmother.

00:41:57That must have been rather confusing.

00:41:59Yeah, especially for his grandfather.

00:42:01Well, this fellow called himself Mabel.

00:42:04Oh, yes. Ask Mr. Bennett. He knows all about him.

00:42:06How interesting. Who is this Mabel?

00:42:11Well, go ahead, Steve. You know. Tell him who Mabel is.

00:42:16I am.

00:42:17You're Mabel?

00:42:18Oh, Mr. Bennett, I'm so sorry.

00:42:21Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about. It's ridiculous.

00:42:23I don't think I'm my grandmother.

00:42:25Well, whose grandmother do you think you are?

00:42:28Well, that's on my uncle.

00:42:29It's a costume. I wore it in a college show.

00:42:32I'm not Mabel. I only played Mabel.

00:42:34That isn't terribly funny, Pudgy.

00:42:36It's all in fun, Gwen.

00:42:38Yes, isn't it?

00:42:39It's awfully nice when partners can be so congenial.

00:42:42I'm sure Mr. Bennett enjoyed his first day with you and Dick.

00:42:45Didn't you, Mr. Bennett?

00:42:48No.

00:42:49No?

00:42:50No, it was awful. It was terrible.

00:42:52Well...

00:42:53Well...

00:42:54T.T., you're lucky.

00:42:55It's rather startling to find a really honest man these days.

00:42:58I have some pet theories on that subject.

00:43:01I had occasion only last week to write an editorial on truth.

00:43:04Vance Fathers is the publisher of the Miami Journal, you know.

00:43:07Yes. Do you like the journal?

00:43:09Miami Journal?

00:43:10What a newspaper.

00:43:11Thank you very much.

00:43:13Do you happen to read my editorial?

00:43:15Yes. May I have the salt?

00:43:17Salt?

00:43:18Didn't you like it?

00:43:19Oh, I love it. I put salt on almost everything.

00:43:22In fact, I even put...

00:43:24I put salt on salt.

00:43:26I hate pepper.

00:43:27Steve, Mr. Van Dusen was asking if you liked his editorial on truth.

00:43:31Well, I liked the beginning of it.

00:43:34That's pretty.

00:43:35Didn't you like the rest of it?

00:43:37I didn't read the rest of it.

00:43:38You mean you put the paper down without finishing my editorial?

00:43:41No, I didn't say that.

00:43:43Well, why didn't you finish it?

00:43:45I...

00:43:48I fell asleep.

00:43:57Oh, Steve, what was that charming compliment

00:44:00you paid Mrs. Van Dusen a little while ago?

00:44:05What cake?

00:44:06Is this just made out of eggs and things like that?

00:44:09You know, I had an aunt once who made the most wonderful sponge cake.

00:44:13And I always used to say to her...

00:44:15Come on, Steve, what did you say?

00:44:18Oh, I said, Auntie, how do you ever get it to puff up so light and fluffy?

00:44:22Not to your aunt.

00:44:24Tell us what you said to my mother.

00:44:26Oh, ni con una bolsa de pap...

00:44:29Not in Spanish, in English.

00:44:32Well, I'm afraid I said that she couldn't pass for 30 even with a paper bag over her head.

00:44:43Well, who?

00:44:44Bennett, I think you're carrying things too far.

00:44:46Mr. Bennett, really, you act like one of the dead end kids.

00:44:49And it's easily seen which end is dead.

00:44:51Mrs. Van Dusen, I'm not myself today.

00:44:53Well, whoever you are, I'm not an old paper bag.

00:44:56Sit down, Van. What's the matter with you, Steve?

00:44:58Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, I'm saying things today that I ordinarily wouldn't say.

00:45:02We should weigh our words very carefully before we speak.

00:45:05I do.

00:45:06What? Mr. Bennett, I can be frank too.

00:45:09I'm beginning to regret that you came here.

00:45:11Well, so am I. I didn't want to come.

00:45:13What? Well, why did you?

00:45:15Uh, Mrs. Ralston, I think you should ask me to leave.

00:45:18Oh, at once. My conduct has been disgraceful, I understand.

00:45:21I'll leave at once.

00:45:23Oh, no, no, no, you're forgiven.

00:45:24No, no, no, you're forgiven.

00:45:25We've already forgotten about it.

00:45:27Well, I haven't.

00:45:28No, no, no, no.

00:45:29You can all understand.

00:45:30Steve has been under a great strain.

00:45:31Yeah.

00:45:32Is business failing and all the rest?

00:45:33Why, sure, sure, Steve.

00:45:34And what you said to Mother was nothing.

00:45:36Nothing at all. Forget it.

00:45:37But, Van, your own mother, an old paper bag.

00:45:40Sheesh.

00:45:41I think it's outrageous.

00:45:42Bennett, I can't find words.

00:45:44That, sir, is the trouble with your editorial.

00:45:46Steve, Steve, you don't have...

00:45:48Mr. Bennett, you hardly know us,

00:45:50and yet you've taken a great delight in hurting everybody's feelings.

00:45:52Oh.

00:45:53Well, why don't you make a good job of it?

00:45:54Go on, go on.

00:45:55Don't leave me out.

00:45:56I'm here.

00:45:57What would you like to do to me?

00:45:58I'd like to kiss you till your ears fly off.

00:46:00Oh.

00:46:01Easy, pal.

00:46:02Well, I'll say one thing for Mr. Bennett.

00:46:04He's different.

00:46:05So was Jack the Ripper.

00:46:07No, Van.

00:46:08Van.

00:46:09Excuse me.

00:46:11This young man, he's what we call a dementia cortical,

00:46:16with an overactive thalamic predicocious.

00:46:19What is that, doctor?

00:46:20He's a jerk.

00:46:21Miss Saunders.

00:46:22Miss Saunders.

00:46:23Go away, please.

00:46:24Oh, I'd like to say something.

00:46:26You've said enough.

00:46:27Oh, I'm sorry I said all those things upstairs.

00:46:29All except the last.

00:46:30I meant that about you.

00:46:31I mean, you're so pretty.

00:46:32You're prettier than anything I've ever seen.

00:46:33I think I...

00:46:34I...

00:46:35You're prettier than anything I've ever seen.

00:46:36I think I...

00:46:37I...

00:46:38To be continued.

00:46:39Did you really see that?

00:46:40Yes, ma'am.

00:46:41Oh, I'm sorry I said all those things upstairs.

00:46:44All except the last.

00:46:45I meant that about you.

00:46:47I mean, you're so pretty.

00:46:49You're prettier than anything I've ever seen.

00:46:52I think...

00:46:56To be continued.

00:46:58Did you really mean that?

00:47:08Oh, I thought it was...

00:47:10Believe me, I'm going to tell him a thing or two.

00:47:13Honey, you leave the telling to me.

00:47:15Oh, Van, you mustn't hit him or anything.

00:47:17You know, I think there's something wrong with him.

00:47:19The way he goes around saying those things that he can't possibly mean.

00:47:23He means them all right.

00:47:25I'm not interested in him at the moment.

00:47:28Darling.

00:47:29The family is planning a Caribbean cruise and...

00:47:32Well, they thought it would be nice if you and I came with them.

00:47:35Van, you're proposing.

00:47:36Yeah, for the third time.

00:47:38That is, if I can keep track of the times.

00:47:40I'm sorry, it isn't more romantic, but...

00:47:43Well, I...

00:47:44I guess I've said all these things before.

00:47:47Oh, but down in those islands.

00:47:50Once I get you under that Caribbean moon,

00:47:53I won't need words.

00:47:55Well, you know the kind of a fellow I am.

00:47:59What do you say, darling?

00:48:01Hmm?

00:48:03Darling!

00:48:05What...

00:48:06What was that?

00:48:08Oh, have you seen the lady I was walking with?

00:48:11You were walking alone, Mr. Van Dusen.

00:48:13Oh, no.

00:48:14No, no.

00:48:15She was right here, right by my side.

00:48:26Hello.

00:48:27Hello.

00:48:28Mr. Bennett, I want to talk to you.

00:48:31You're the only one around here who does.

00:48:33I want you to know that I'm terribly upset.

00:48:35I mean, about the way you've been acting.

00:48:37Just give me one reason why you insulted everybody.

00:48:40Well, I had to.

00:48:42If I hadn't made all that trouble,

00:48:44there'd have been a lot more trouble.

00:48:46You mean, if you hadn't insulted everybody,

00:48:48that things would have been worse?

00:48:51Much worse.

00:48:52It would have been bad.

00:48:54Gwyn!

00:48:55Gwyn!

00:48:56Gwyn!

00:48:59Where's Gwyn?

00:49:00Oh, I don't know.

00:49:01Where's Bennett?

00:49:02Bennett?

00:49:03I'll find him.

00:49:05He'll find him.

00:49:06Isn't it a wonderful, wonderful night, Mr. Bennett?

00:49:16I'm not mad at you anymore, you know.

00:49:21It's a wonderful, wonderful night.

00:49:23If we could only stay like this until 4 o'clock tomorrow.

00:49:28Mr. Bennett,

00:49:30do you mind if I ask you something very, very personal?

00:49:35Would you really like to?

00:49:37Well,

00:49:38it's so difficult.

00:49:40It certainly isn't easy.

00:49:42I mean, to talk about such things as love and emotions

00:49:46to a man you hardly know.

00:49:48Oh, you can tell me.

00:49:50Well,

00:49:51do you think I should marry Tommy Van Leusen?

00:49:55Everybody else thinks I should, but I'm mixed up,

00:49:58and you're so honest.

00:49:59I think it takes a man to know about another man.

00:50:02Well, I don't like to be catty, but you asked me,

00:50:06and I picture somebody entirely different for you.

00:50:09I mean, someone more clean cut.

00:50:12I mean, more dynamic.

00:50:15More of the American boy type.

00:50:19I don't see Van at all.

00:50:21You don't?

00:50:22No.

00:50:26Hey, look.

00:50:27I can see our faces in the water.

00:50:29Oh, it's like those funny mirrors at the amusement parks.

00:50:33It's so distorted, I'm good looking.

00:50:35Yes.

00:50:37You look as if you have two heads.

00:50:40Well, two heads are better than one.

00:50:42Oh, you have got two heads.

00:50:44But one of them isn't yours.

00:50:58I don't know whether I'm doing right bringing you out here.

00:51:01Samuel, you'd do lots of things you're not supposed to do for $5, wouldn't you?

00:51:07Yes.

00:51:08Anybody would.

00:51:11And you'll find Steve Bennett a much more interesting case than you'll imagine, Doctor.

00:51:14I'd question him at every opportunity.

00:51:17Hmm.

00:51:19Why, Flavango?

00:51:22It's sometimes the people that look the same as who really are...

00:51:25Yes, Doctor.

00:51:26I mean, goodbye, Doctor.

00:51:27So long, Doctor.

00:51:28I think I'll do a big business in this place.

00:51:41Oh, the door was stuck.

00:51:43I had to push it like that.

00:51:46Well.

00:51:48Ah, brandy.

00:51:49And candy.

00:51:50Isn't that dandy?

00:51:51Oh, Mr. Donnelly or Mr. Bennett?

00:51:53Yes, ma'am.

00:51:54Oh, I'm spinning!

00:52:02So what's going on here?

00:52:03Oh, foul.

00:52:04Oh.

00:52:05Are you surprised?

00:52:09I was in a hurry and the door was an hour when I was coming in it.

00:52:11That's all right.

00:52:13Dick made the same entrance.

00:52:14One club.

00:52:15Pass.

00:52:16You two men act as if you were trying to hide from someone.

00:52:19Hide?

00:52:20You're not allowed to hide.

00:52:21It was clearly understood then.

00:52:22What do you mean, he's not allowed?

00:52:24Thomas, you're all acting very strangely tonight.

00:52:26Very strangely?

00:52:27Well, I hadn't noticed it, my dear.

00:52:29Please.

00:52:30There is a Miss Graham to see Mr. Bennett.

00:52:32Oh.

00:52:33Or Mr. Donnelly.

00:52:36Oh.

00:52:37Oh, these people.

00:52:38I hope I'm not intruding.

00:52:40Hello, Mr. Ralston.

00:52:41All right, Fred.

00:52:42Hello, Mr. Bennett.

00:52:43Hello.

00:52:44And how do you do, Mr. Donnelly?

00:52:46How do you do?

00:52:47Miss Graham, this is Mrs. Donnelly, my wife.

00:52:51Oh, how do you do?

00:52:52Dr. Zaroff.

00:52:53John.

00:52:54Mr. Mrs. Van Dusen.

00:52:55How do you do?

00:52:56Mr. Ralston, you know, and Mrs. Ralston.

00:52:59Let me get you a chair, please.

00:53:01Oh, thank you.

00:53:02Really, Mrs. Ralston, I'm not in the habit of barging into people's houseboats.

00:53:06Am I, Mr. Bennett?

00:53:07Oh, it's not habitual, I guess.

00:53:10But after all, if there's someone you have to see who's on a houseboat.

00:53:15Oh, uh, please do go on with your game.

00:53:18Uh, Mr. Bennett?

00:53:19Oh, Mr. Bennett?

00:53:20Yes?

00:53:23Could I see you just a minute alone?

00:53:25I've got to talk to you.

00:53:27Yes, but, well, why don't I phone you tomorrow?

00:53:29Uh, say, a little after four o'clock.

00:53:31Oh, but you promised to phone me this evening.

00:53:33I've waited and waited.

00:53:35Charlie's going back to New York tomorrow.

00:53:37Oh, he is?

00:53:38Well, what do you know?

00:53:39And it's really up to you whether I go back with him or not.

00:53:42Oh, well, you've got to go back.

00:53:44I mean, well, he'll be lonesome in a big city like New York and everything.

00:53:48Well, let's get out of here.

00:53:50Oh, we'll go this way.

00:53:52Come on with your Charlie.

00:53:53I mean your cards.

00:53:54Play, play.

00:53:55Oh, hello.

00:53:56Did you hear?

00:53:58Charlie's going to New York.

00:53:59What an extraordinary person.

00:54:00Who is she?

00:54:01Look, why don't you ask Steve about her?

00:54:03He loves to answer questions.

00:54:04Who is that with Steve Bennett?

00:54:05Who invited her aboard?

00:54:06That hasn't quite been settled yet.

00:54:07So, you see, it's all a mistake.

00:54:08I'm no angel.

00:54:09I can't put money into a play, not even a good one.

00:54:11Oh, but the Green Swan isn't just a good play.

00:54:12It's a great play.

00:54:13Just let me tell you one scene, Mr. Bennett.

00:54:16It's a beautiful scene.

00:54:18Now, you're my husband, Humphrey.

00:54:19We've just separated, but I'm still mad about you.

00:54:24Well, what are you mad about?

00:54:25Well, that's just in the play.

00:54:27Now then.

00:54:28Now, you're my husband, Humphrey.

00:54:30Humphrey?

00:54:31We've separated, but I'm still mad about you.

00:54:34Well, what are you mad about?

00:54:36Oh, well that's just in the play.

00:54:38Now, then.

00:54:41Now then, where do you suppose he took her?

00:54:45Darling, darling, what have I done?

00:54:48Why have you shut me out of your life like this?

00:54:51If I must, I'll beg.

00:54:53But at least toss me a few crumbs of your affection.

00:54:57Well, I've...

00:54:58Oh, no, no, dearest husband of mine.

00:55:01Husband?

00:55:02Take me back.

00:55:03Let me warm my soul at the heart of your forgiveness.

00:55:06But look, it's no use.

00:55:09I'm no angel.

00:55:10Huh?

00:55:13Just let me ask you one thing.

00:55:14Well, honestly, Harriet, I might as well be married to the FBI.

00:55:18Harriet.

00:55:20You know the woman who came to see Mr. Bennet?

00:55:22It's his wife.

00:55:24His wife?

00:55:25Yes.

00:55:26His wife.

00:55:27Huh?

00:55:28Who's whose wife?

00:55:29The Bennets.

00:55:30They've separated.

00:55:31Isn't it a shame?

00:55:32Yes.

00:55:33Dick, did you know that?

00:55:34Well, I sort of suspected it.

00:55:36Well, I'm not going to stand by and see two such nice people wreck their lives.

00:55:39Do you know what I'm going to do?

00:55:40Know what?

00:55:41I'm going to ask her to spend the night.

00:55:42Oh, you can't do that.

00:55:43What's it to you?

00:55:44Well, maybe Bennet doesn't want her here.

00:55:45I'm sure he doesn't.

00:55:46I want to go to bed.

00:55:47You do?

00:55:48Yes, I'm tired.

00:55:49Good night, all.

00:55:50Come on, Angel.

00:55:51Come, dear.

00:55:52We'll ask Mrs. Bennet right now.

00:55:53We can put her in that cabin.

00:55:54So?

00:55:55She's his wife.

00:55:56No wonder Bennet's putting money in her show.

00:55:57Her show?

00:55:58Oh.

00:55:59Oh!

00:56:00Oh, Mr. Bennet?

00:56:01Mr. Bennet, now listen carefully.

00:56:02I want you to come to my cabin right away.

00:56:03But don't let anyone see you.

00:56:04Not even anyone.

00:56:05Well, all right.

00:56:06I'll be there.

00:56:07And when I say I'll be there, I'll be there.

00:56:10Oh, okay, can't let anyone see you.

00:56:12What you're missing?

00:56:14Who's the wife?

00:56:15What the wife?

00:56:16She's his wife?

00:56:17No wonder Bennet's putting money in her show.

00:56:18Her show?

00:56:19Oh?

00:56:20Oh!

00:56:21Oh, Mr. Bennet.

00:56:22Oh, Mr. Bennet!

00:56:23Mr. Bennet, now listen carefully.

00:56:26I want you to come to my cabin right away.

00:56:28But don't let anyone see you.

00:56:29Not even anyone.

00:56:30All right.

00:56:31I'll be there.

00:56:32And when I say I'll be there, I'll be there.

00:56:34The telephone's a wonderful thing.

00:56:40It ain't that wonderful.

00:56:41Oh, now let me dream.

00:56:43Have you got my rope, Sam?

00:56:44Yes, it's right here, sir.

00:56:45Well, let me have it.

00:56:46I'm on my way.

00:56:49I wonder if I'll pack you some ex-pajamas for me.

00:56:52What about those striped ones I gave you last week?

00:56:54Was those old pajamas?

00:56:55I thought they were on the way.

00:56:58Oh, Sam, why don't you retire?

00:57:00Just pretend that suit you're wearing is a sleeping bag.

00:57:02In fact, you don't have to pretend.

00:57:05You're home.

00:57:07I'm unprepared for a weekend like this.

00:57:09All I brought was my suntan oil.

00:57:12Suntan oil?

00:57:12You're gilding the lily.

00:57:14What do you want with suntan oil?

00:57:16I'm freckled.

00:57:19That did it.

00:57:20Look out.

00:57:23Please don't bother.

00:57:24Nonsense, dear.

00:57:25These will do for you.

00:57:26Well, you're both very sweet, Rye.

00:57:28I really had no intention of spending the night here.

00:57:30Just trust us.

00:57:31We know about these things.

00:57:32There you are.

00:57:36Oh, thank you so much.

00:57:38Incidentally, Mr. Bennett's cabin is right next door.

00:57:42Oh, yes.

00:57:44The lock on that door has never worked.

00:57:46I must tell someone about it.

00:57:48Good night, dear.

00:57:49Good night.

00:57:50Good night.

00:57:53Good night.

00:57:54She's sweet.

00:57:56Come into my cabin a minute.

00:57:57My headaches.

00:57:58Oh.

00:58:02You think you're going to try to give us the slip, huh?

00:58:15Oh, no.

00:58:16I wouldn't do a thing like that.

00:58:17That's probably what I'd do.

00:58:18Our little friend is trying to run away.

00:58:20Not me.

00:58:21Not me.

00:58:21Good night, boy.

00:58:22Frederick will fix your place to sleep.

00:58:23Yes.

00:58:25You gentlemen are going to sleep four in a bed?

00:58:26What?

00:58:27Good night, Miss Betty.

00:58:28Good night.

00:58:28Don't forget to take your medicine.

00:58:30What for medicine for?

00:58:31To build me up.

00:58:31Well, you better take plenty.

00:58:32We're going to take you down.

00:58:33If I catch you within two feet of Miss Saunders.

00:58:36How would you like a good punch in the nose?

00:58:39How would you like a good punch in the nose?

00:58:42Yeah?

00:58:42Yeah.

00:58:44What a fight.

00:58:45I don't know what you guys are going to do.

00:58:46Get that roll ball.

00:58:47Yeah, I'll take it off.

00:58:47No, I don't want to take it.

00:58:49No, we're going to make sure that you can't leave the boat.

00:58:51Yeah, why?

00:58:52Hey, what's the idea of pushing me around?

00:58:54Wait a minute.

00:58:55Don't give me that.

00:58:56Wait a minute.

00:58:57Come here, Kim.

00:58:57If you'll only keep quiet.

00:58:58It's fair.

00:58:59It's all right.

00:58:59Now, don't be that way.

00:59:01Look out.

00:59:02That's unfair.

00:59:03Look out.

00:59:04Hey, I've got his clothes.

00:59:06Oh, this is him.

00:59:07Leave the skin.

00:59:07No.

00:59:08Oh, this is unconstitutional.

00:59:10Don't you lie.

00:59:11Go on, beat it, boys.

00:59:12Oh, you bunch of burglars.

00:59:13You'll get paid.

00:59:15You've got to get paid later in life.

00:59:19Oh, I tell you, I'll...

00:59:20Shut up.

00:59:22Now, at least, we'll know where to find you.

00:59:25Don't say a word.

00:59:27Nighty-night.

00:59:30Don't lock.

00:59:30I've got him.

00:59:33I've got him.

00:59:45Good evening.

00:59:46Good evening.

00:59:47Say, would you...

00:59:48Henchman.

00:59:54Oh, well.

00:59:54Honey-night.

00:59:55Oh, well.

00:59:56Honey-night.

00:59:56Oh, well.

00:59:57I've got him.

00:59:58Oh, well.

00:59:59I'll go.

00:59:59I've got him.

01:00:00Oh, well.

01:00:00Well, girl, let's go.

01:00:01Oh, my God.

01:00:31Let's go.

01:00:54Who is that?

01:00:55Don't worry about details.

01:00:56Mr. Bennett!

01:00:57I was just passing through.

01:00:59Excuse me.

01:01:00He took me and took all my clothes.

01:01:02Three of them.

01:01:05Mr. Bennett, you're wearing that negligee.

01:01:08Much worse if I weren't.

01:01:10Stand by.

01:01:14Are you sure you've got anything?

01:01:16Oh, Mr. Bennett.

01:01:17Yes.

01:01:18I'm just going to the lockdown.

01:01:20I'm going in here.

01:01:21We understand.

01:01:22Yes, I know.

01:01:23Yes.

01:01:27I'm so happy for me.

01:01:33Mr. Bennett.

01:01:34Shh.

01:01:35This isn't the Lincoln Highway.

01:01:36I wish it were.

01:01:37You just go ahead with whatever you're doing.

01:01:38I'll be...

01:01:43Yes?

01:01:44Yes, I'm...

01:01:45I'm on my way.

01:01:46Yes.

01:01:52You should have a motorcycle.

01:01:53It would slow me down.

01:02:01Oh!

01:02:02Sorry to miss.

01:02:03Shh!

01:02:04Is everything all right?

01:02:05Yes, I do.

01:02:06Well, what in the world?

01:02:07Shh!

01:02:08Hello.

01:02:09I'm having an awful...

01:02:10Oh, hello.

01:02:11Shut the door.

01:02:12I...

01:02:13I will be...

01:02:14But they had his dressing gown.

01:02:15Yes, Dela.

01:02:16Oh, I borrowed it.

01:02:17I lost my pajamas.

01:02:18Well, where are they?

01:02:19A van took them.

01:02:20But van has his own.

01:02:21I know, but he took them anyway.

01:02:22He doesn't want me running around loose.

01:02:23Why don't you sit over here?

01:02:24I'll fix you a nice warm cup of tea.

01:02:25Yes, Dela.

01:02:26I'll fix you a nice warm cup of tea.

01:02:27I'll fix you a nice warm cup of tea.

01:02:28I'll fix you.

01:02:29I'll fix you.

01:02:30I'll fix you.

01:02:31I'll fix you.

01:02:32I'll fix you.

01:02:33I'll fix you.

01:02:34I'll fix you a nice warm cup of tea.

01:02:36Yes, I'm dressed for a thing like this.

01:02:37I...

01:02:38I can't stay very long.

01:02:39I have to get back.

01:02:40Oh.

01:02:41Now, listen.

01:02:42I don't want you to worry about business or anything.

01:02:44Oh, well, I'm not worried, but they're after me.

01:02:46They're looking all over the boat.

01:02:47Oh, well, nobody's going to harm you, dear.

01:02:50Dear?

01:02:51While you're taking a sip of this nice warm cocoa,

01:02:56I want you to think real hard and try and remember.

01:03:00Uh-huh.

01:03:01Did you put my money into a Broadway show or give it to your wife or something like that?

01:03:06Oh, you thought I took your money and put it in...

01:03:10My wife.

01:03:11Miss Graham.

01:03:12Isn't she your wife or anything?

01:03:15Oh, no.

01:03:16Not even or anything.

01:03:18Well, I wouldn't put your money in anything foolish.

01:03:21Well, not anything that foolish.

01:03:22Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind.

01:03:26Yes.

01:03:27Well, it should.

01:03:28I don't know what it was.

01:03:30I should wear a slip.

01:03:31I usually do.

01:03:32I don't know.

01:03:33From now on, whenever I think of you, I'll remember you like this.

01:03:36Yes, but remember, there's another side to me.

01:03:38Oh, I'll bet.

01:03:39Yeah, and I'm glad.

01:03:41Hey, Steve, we want to ask if you...

01:03:43What's the matter?

01:03:44He's gone.

01:03:45Gone?

01:03:46But he didn't have any clothes.

01:03:47Where could he go?

01:03:48Well, where can you go on a boat?

01:03:49Where's that sailor?

01:03:50Uh-oh.

01:03:51Come on, quick.

01:03:52Come on.

01:03:55How do you suppose he got me out the window?

01:03:57Dad, why is everyone prowling around?

01:04:00Your father can't get any rest.

01:04:01Well, you see, Mother, it doesn't happen to see Mr. Bennett prowling around.

01:04:04Oh, yes.

01:04:05But I wouldn't disturb him.

01:04:07He's with a woman he loves.

01:04:09Uh, good night.

01:04:11Oh, come on.

01:04:15Well, it should.

01:04:18Well, whatever your investment is, when it comes in,

01:04:21Uncle has to double the whole thing.

01:04:23He has to double it?

01:04:24Mm-hmm.

01:04:25Oh, I can see his face when he finds out I did it for you.

01:04:27Yeah.

01:04:28And I can see my face looking for another job.

01:04:30Oh, yes.

01:04:31Gwen!

01:04:34Gwen!

01:04:37No, no, no, no.

01:04:38Are you all right?

01:04:39Gwen!

01:04:42Come on, let's go in.

01:04:44We thought we heard someone in here.

01:04:45That silly, Pudgy, how could you hear anyone?

01:04:48Unless it was me on the phone.

01:04:50Or was I?

01:04:51Which is it?

01:04:52I never can remember.

01:04:53We heard a man's voice.

01:04:54Ben, are you implying that I...

01:04:55No, I was just asking.

01:04:56We're not trying to imply anything.

01:04:58We were looking for someone.

01:04:59We thought we heard him in here.

01:05:00Yeah, a boy's laughter that could only belong to a certain party.

01:05:04Come out, come out, wherever you are.

01:05:06Well, if you don't believe me, then...

01:05:08Is he in there?

01:05:09There's just no use in discussing it any further.

01:05:14Not any further at all.

01:05:16Now, darling, we heard a man talking.

01:05:19Did you?

01:05:20Oh, that was the radio.

01:05:21I was listening.

01:05:22You know I always listen to the radio.

01:05:23I couldn't sleep.

01:05:24Well, there was an awful lot of laughing.

01:05:26Yes, there was.

01:05:27Oh, that was Happy Jack the Fireman.

01:05:29Oh, his program's a scream.

01:05:30Wait.

01:05:31I'll see if it's still on.

01:05:32Happy Jack, Happy Jack the Fireman, Happy Jack...

01:05:35It's a...

01:05:36Sort of dead, isn't it?

01:05:39Maybe went to a fire.

01:05:40Uh-oh.

01:05:41What?

01:05:42Hey, what's this?

01:05:43What is it?

01:05:44It isn't plugged in.

01:05:45Oh, well, I must have pulled it out when I answered the door.

01:05:47Oh, that's right.

01:05:48Yes.

01:05:49Hey, wait a minute.

01:05:50Huh?

01:05:51You didn't answer the door.

01:05:53We came right in.

01:05:54Oh, well, then you must have pulled it out.

01:05:56Say, what goes on here?

01:05:59Two cups.

01:06:01Well, I...

01:06:02You know I always have a second cup, don't I, Pudgy?

01:06:05Oh, Gwen.

01:06:07All right, all right.

01:06:08There is a man in the room and he's under the bed.

01:06:10Now, what do you think of that?

01:06:13Well, there's no one there.

01:06:14Well, I told you...

01:06:15There's nobody there!

01:06:16No!

01:06:35There's no one there.

01:06:36There's no one there.

01:06:37You want some caught up there on deck.

01:06:38Say, uh...

01:06:39You men see anybody around here?

01:06:40No, sir.

01:06:41No one out here.

01:06:42We thought we'd get some bait for in the morning.

01:06:43You might want to go fishing.

01:06:44Very good idea.

01:06:45Hey, Bill, give us a hand, will you?

01:06:46We want to get a little bait.

01:06:47Okay.

01:06:48Hook her up.

01:06:49Okay.

01:06:50Take it away, Andy.

01:06:51Okay, take it away, Andy.

01:06:52Okay.

01:06:53Okay, take it away, Andy.

01:06:54Okay.

01:06:55Okay.

01:06:56Hey, Bill, give us a hand, will you?

01:06:57We want to get a little bait.

01:06:58Okay.

01:06:59Hook her up.

01:07:04Okay, take it away, Andy.

01:07:26Well, I guess we were wrong.

01:07:32I'm sorry.

01:07:33Good night, my dear.

01:07:34Good night.

01:07:35Now, I think I'll go to sleep.

01:07:37Honey, honey, I'm really sorry.

01:07:39Oh, not now, then.

01:07:41Good night.

01:07:56Hey, buddy.

01:08:12I have been fishing.

01:08:15Hold!

01:08:16Hold!

01:08:17Hold!

01:08:22Hold!

01:08:23Hold!

01:08:24Not only a Rumpelmeyer, but also a Sitzenflugel.

01:08:33Good morning.

01:08:34Good morning, Miss...

01:08:35Good morning, Samuel.

01:08:36Oh, don't get up.

01:08:37Where's everybody?

01:08:39I'm using their bait.

01:08:40Nobody didn't get up yet.

01:08:42Oh, I see.

01:08:43Samuel, have you been with Mr. Bennett Long?

01:08:47Oh, yes.

01:08:48Well, is anything the matter with him?

01:08:51Isn't he peculiar?

01:08:53I mean, he isn't married, is he?

01:08:56No.

01:08:57He ain't that peculiar.

01:08:59Thank you, Samuel.

01:09:00Hope you catch a whale.

01:09:01Yes.

01:09:07Well.

01:09:08Hello, dear, you all.

01:09:10My, aren't you chipper this morning?

01:09:12Have you ever seen such a morning?

01:09:16Duchy.

01:09:17Duchy, dear.

01:09:19I'm going to leave you $100,000 in my will.

01:09:22Oh, blessings on you, Frederick.

01:09:24Gwen, you act just like a girl in love.

01:09:28Do I?

01:09:29Oh, pardon me, Gwen, but a Mr. Bishop tried to reach you on the telephone, early this morning.

01:09:34Oh, well, if he calls again, no matter where I am, I'll be in swimming.

01:09:39Um, I know who the other little love bird is.

01:09:43The flamingo seems to work a strange magic.

01:09:46We have a veritable boatload of love.

01:09:48What do you mean, Auntie?

01:09:49Well...

01:09:50Well, the...

01:09:51Um, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett are back together again.

01:09:54Isn't that nice?

01:09:55Isn't that wonderful?

01:09:57What?

01:09:58And I don't mind telling you, we deserve a little of the credit.

01:10:03You'll be surprised.

01:10:05Yes.

01:10:06It was a plot.

01:10:08We hatched it.

01:10:10Oh, but there is no Mrs. Bennett.

01:10:11He's not married.

01:10:12But we know differently, dear.

01:10:14Oh, but you can't know differently.

01:10:15He's just not, that's all.

01:10:16He told me he's not, and his man just told me to, and he's been with him for years.

01:10:20But we heard them talking together.

01:10:22Well, I don't care what you heard.

01:10:24They're not married.

01:10:25She's nothing to him.

01:10:26Nothing at all.

01:10:27He told me so himself.

01:10:29Good heavens.

01:10:31And on our boat.

01:10:33It's ghastly.

01:10:34What is?

01:10:35Mr. Bennett was in Miss Graham's room last night.

01:10:40We saw him go in.

01:10:42We were happy about it.

01:10:43We arranged it.

01:10:45Oh, my soul.

01:10:46Oh, Auntie.

01:10:52Good morning, Samuel.

01:10:53Good morning.

01:10:54You look radiant.

01:10:56Gainsborough should have painted you.

01:10:59Hello.

01:11:00I met him last night.

01:11:02It's a wonder you ain't got pneumonia sleeping with fish.

01:11:04Oh, don't worry about those little things, Samuel.

01:11:06What time is it?

01:11:07You got your hourglass with you?

01:11:08Yes.

01:11:15Never mind.

01:11:16What day is it?

01:11:17On your little hand, it's 10 o'clock.

01:11:1910 o'clock?

01:11:20Not 8 or 7 or 9, but 10 o'clock.

01:11:22In six more hours, it'll be Christmas.

01:11:24Christmas?

01:11:25Has Mr. Roosevelt been moving them holidays around again?

01:11:31Hold it, Sam.

01:11:33Well, hello.

01:11:35My dear Miss Saunders, good morning.

01:11:37Well, was there ever such a morning?

01:11:39No, never.

01:11:40Never such a night, either.

01:11:41Yes, fun, wasn't it?

01:11:43What's the matter?

01:11:44Nothing's the matter.

01:11:45Why don't you just go on and do whatever you were going to do?

01:11:47Well, I thought maybe I'd have a little coffee and sit with you.

01:11:50Well, why don't you have your coffee with Miss Graham, who's nothing to you?

01:11:53Oh, she's not up yet.

01:11:54Oh, I mean, why would I want to have coffee with Miss Graham?

01:11:57Mr. Bennett, you're a shameless and unmitigated liar.

01:11:59Oh, don't say that.

01:12:00Don't ever say that.

01:12:01But you are.

01:12:02You lied to me.

01:12:03Oh, please, be quiet.

01:12:04Just answer one question.

01:12:05Were you in Miss Graham's room last night?

01:12:07Oh, yes, but I...

01:12:08Thanks.

01:12:09Thank you very much.

01:12:10Miss Saunders, you see.

01:12:11Plainly.

01:12:15Look what came up, Miss Saunders.

01:12:16Oh, go soak your head.

01:12:19Hey, boss.

01:12:21Hey, boss, I got a great big.

01:12:23Oh, why don't you fall overboard?

01:12:27What a short Christmas.

01:12:32Linda.

01:12:33Go away, Dick.

01:12:35How would you like to make $3,333?

01:12:39What?

01:12:40And 33 cents.

01:12:42Go away.

01:12:47How about $6,666?

01:12:51And 66 cents?

01:12:53Yeah.

01:12:54Come in.

01:12:59Where?

01:13:00Oh, well.

01:13:01Fix that right up.

01:13:02Little oil right up.

01:13:03Oh, that's good.

01:13:04Oh, that's good.

01:13:11Oh, hello.

01:13:12Would you put some right here to help?

01:13:14Surely, surely.

01:13:17Here's a chair here, Mr. Bennet.

01:13:19Oh, thank you.

01:13:20Oh, that's all right.

01:13:21Don't get up.

01:13:23Is she...

01:13:24Yes.

01:13:25Good morning, isn't it?

01:13:26Oh.

01:13:27I feel a little chill myself.

01:13:28Where's your Miss Graham?

01:13:29My...

01:13:30Oh, I don't know.

01:13:31She's charming.

01:13:32Where did you meet her?

01:13:33Uh, at the office.

01:13:34Uh, at the office.

01:13:35Uh, look at Van.

01:13:36I must remember to eat more raw meat.

01:13:39Mr. Bennet.

01:13:40Mr. Bennet.

01:13:41You seem to have established a reputation for integrity.

01:13:42Yeah.

01:13:43Tell me.

01:13:44Was Dick trying to hide from Miss Graham when she arrived last night?

01:13:45Oh, I was trying to hide.

01:13:46Lots of people hide.

01:13:47Including my husband?

01:13:48Here I am, Barnacle Bill the sailor.

01:13:49Sorry to be late, honey.

01:13:50Tried my luck off the stern.

01:13:51Oh, you should have seen the one that got away.

01:13:52Oh, you should have seen the one that got away.

01:13:53I thought she was still sleeping.

01:13:54Harriet, let's take a walk.

01:13:55This is no time for any year.

01:13:56This is as good a time as any.

01:13:57Harriet, darling.

01:13:58I want to know once and for all, what is that Graham woman to you?

01:13:59I told you.

01:14:00She's nothing.

01:14:01Huh.

01:14:02You're nothing.

01:14:03Thank you, Harriet.

01:14:04Oh, I want to know it.

01:14:05I don't know.

01:14:06Do you have any questions?

01:14:07Yes, Harriet, I want to know.

01:14:08We are all about it.

01:14:09All about it.

01:14:10Oh, you should have seen the one that got away.

01:14:12Yeah, I thought she was still sleeping.

01:14:13Harriet, if we were going to let's go.

01:14:15This is no time for any year.

01:14:16This is as good a time as any.

01:14:17Harriet, darling.

01:14:18Harriet, darling, I want to know once and for all, what is that Graham woman to you?

01:14:22I told you, she's nothing to me. She's Bennett's friend.

01:14:25Oh, she is not. She's nothing to me either.

01:14:27Well, I don't believe it. What were you doing in her room?

01:14:30I had to go through her room to get to your room.

01:14:32What? Oh, that is...

01:14:33Then you were in Gwen's room. No.

01:14:35Were you? Yes.

01:14:38What? How did you get into her room? We had your clothes.

01:14:41I was wearing Mrs. Ralston's dressing gown, the pink one with feathers.

01:14:44Feathers? Yes.

01:14:46What were you doing in my niece's room?

01:14:47Mr. Bennett, if you tell...

01:14:49If I tell, you'll be there if I could.

01:14:51What did you say? What?

01:14:52I don't chew my cabbage twice.

01:14:54Why did you go to her room?

01:14:55She asked me to and dropped that body.

01:14:58Gwen, I can't believe this.

01:15:00How dare you say such a thing?

01:15:01I have to. It's the truth.

01:15:02But this is no time for truth.

01:15:04Yes, it is. There's no better time.

01:15:06Bennett, I'm going to bleep you in the...

01:15:08Oh, don't hurt him.

01:15:12I only have my glasses.

01:15:13What is going on here?

01:15:20Quiet, everybody. Van!

01:15:22What are you doing to my darling?

01:15:24Darling?

01:15:25What are you doing to my husband?

01:15:28I'm not your husband.

01:15:29I'm not anybody's husband.

01:15:31Well, what's a husband but a name?

01:15:33It isn't Belle or Book or Candlelight that makes a marriage.

01:15:36It's what's in two hearts that really matters.

01:15:39Leave my heart out of this.

01:15:40It never met yours. I mean, it won't.

01:15:42All right, Steve. I'll go.

01:15:45I'll go my way alone.

01:15:47But I'll take little Stevie with me.

01:15:50Yeah, well, tell...

01:15:50Little Stevie!

01:15:52Stevie? Who is little Stevie?

01:15:55You're putting her up to it, Donnelly.

01:15:56There's no little Stevie.

01:15:58Our hearts were never anything.

01:16:00I only met her yesterday and you introduced me to her.

01:16:03Oh, take it like a man, Bennett.

01:16:06Oh, Harriet!

01:16:08Tad!

01:16:09Mr. Bennett, of all the despicable things that you've done,

01:16:14this is the lowest.

01:16:15Breaking up a happily married couple,

01:16:17lying to save your own neck.

01:16:18I didn't lie. I didn't lie.

01:16:19Why, you even tried to break us up.

01:16:21Yes, how about that?

01:16:22Van, at least, is a man of honor.

01:16:23He knows that I'm completely innocent.

01:16:25Our marriage is going to be based on trust.

01:16:27Marriage?

01:16:28Yes, darling, marriage.

01:16:30Come on, Van.

01:16:32But listen.

01:16:35Come, my dear.

01:16:36Oh!

01:16:37Oh!

01:16:53310 Biscayne Building.

01:16:55My office hours are from 2 to 4.

01:16:57Oh, father, time, get going.

01:17:06Get the lead out of your sarong.

01:17:08Never mind.

01:17:28Just wait a minute.

01:17:29Shh!

01:17:38Shh!

01:17:43Shh!

01:17:58Shh!

01:17:58Oh, my God.

01:18:28Say, what are you doing?

01:18:41Shh. There's less than an hour left.

01:18:44Dan and I are changing every clock on the boat,

01:18:46and we've hooked Bennett's watch.

01:18:47Well, what's the idea?

01:18:49Well, he'll think the bet's over ahead of time.

01:18:51Start lying, and we'll have him.

01:18:52Oh. That's the best idea you've had.

01:18:56In fact, it's the first idea you've had.

01:19:10Where can I find Miss Saunders?

01:19:11On the upper deck, sir.

01:19:13You can just wait here.

01:19:15I'll be here.

01:19:18Well, maybe you're right.

01:19:19I don't...

01:19:20Mr. Bennett, Mr. Bennett, it's Mr. Bishop.

01:19:28Who?

01:19:28Mr. Bishop, and I don't want to see him.

01:19:30The only reason I'm talking to you

01:19:31is because I don't want to talk to him.

01:19:33You see him.

01:19:33Huh?

01:19:34You promised me you'd have those green things by now.

01:19:37Well, it's almost four o'clock.

01:19:38Yeah, but why are you...

01:19:39What green things?

01:19:41Oh, well, you know, green things.

01:19:42What green things are you going to get at four o'clock,

01:19:44and no evasions?

01:19:45Here you are, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:47Oh, oh, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:48Well, hello.

01:19:49Mr. Bishop, meet Mr. Donnelly.

01:19:51Mr. Donnelly, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:52Mr. Bishop, where is Miss Saunders?

01:19:54Miss Saunders with...

01:19:55Yes, with an A-U.

01:19:56Where is she?

01:19:56Well, she's right over there.

01:19:57Oh, she went that way.

01:19:58How far?

01:19:59Not far.

01:20:00Well, how far?

01:20:01Well, distance is only a question of relativity,

01:20:04as Einstein said.

01:20:05Now, you take the caterpillar.

01:20:06Hey, cut that out.

01:20:07From here to where Miss Saunders is

01:20:08would be about 20 miles to a caterpillar.

01:20:10Of course, with you, it's different.

01:20:12You're no caterpillar.

01:20:13You wouldn't be wearing a double-breasted suit,

01:20:15and that's nice, too.

01:20:15Young man, I think you're a lunatic.

01:20:18What's going on here?

01:20:19Oh, oh, Mr. Van Dusen, Mr. Bishop.

01:20:21Mr. Bishop, Mr. Donnelly.

01:20:22Hey, hey, hey.

01:20:22Mr. Van Dusen.

01:20:23I'm Mr. Rolston.

01:20:25Mr. Bishop.

01:20:26Stop it.

01:20:26Mr. D...

01:20:27Bennett, are you trying to waste time?

01:20:30Yes.

01:20:30Mr. Rolston, you are Miss Saunders' uncle?

01:20:32Yes.

01:20:33Mr. Rolston, I am chairman of the collection committee

01:20:35for the Seaside Home.

01:20:37Your niece signed a note guaranteeing $40,000,

01:20:40none of which we have received.

01:20:42She has already collected $10,000.

01:20:44And she has been avoiding me

01:20:47and refuses to divulge what she did with these charity funds.

01:20:50I'm afraid the committee is all for referring the matter to the police.

01:20:53Oh, you mean she can go to jail?

01:20:55She most certainly can.

01:20:56$10,000.

01:20:57Those green things.

01:20:59Anderson, Stevens.

01:21:01Yes, sir?

01:21:01Come here.

01:21:03Come on, fellas.

01:21:04Don't let Mr. Bennebou from this spot.

01:21:06Will you excuse us, Mr. Bishop?

01:21:06Mr. Rolston, I have no time.

01:21:08We have even less.

01:21:09Come in here.

01:21:16Let's get away from that door.

01:21:17$10,000.

01:21:19That's Gwen's money.

01:21:21Why, of course.

01:21:22Yeah, she gave Bannert the money and he bet it.

01:21:24Well, that's why they were together so much.

01:21:27Hey, that's why he went to her room.

01:21:29Oh, I promised to double it.

01:21:30If he wins, gee, who's a fab will cost me $20,000 more?

01:21:35Oh, wait.

01:21:37He's trapped.

01:21:38We got him.

01:21:38What?

01:21:39We'll get Bishop to ask him what he did with Grenne's money.

01:21:42That's right.

01:21:43He can't answer without either lying or divulging the bet.

01:21:45Hey, we've got him red-handed.

01:21:48Come on.

01:21:48Yeah.

01:21:55Anderson, Stevens.

01:21:56Escort Mr. Bennebou into the living room.

01:21:59Oh, now, what is this?

01:22:00Wait a minute.

01:22:01Mr. Bishop, that man has your $10,000.

01:22:03Miss Saunders gave it to him.

01:22:04To him?

01:22:05That lunatic?

01:22:05He's a madman.

01:22:06Now, you do just as we say.

01:22:08You ask him what he did with it.

01:22:09Yes, keep asking.

01:22:10Don't let up.

01:22:11Just keep asking.

01:22:12No, just keep asking.

01:22:13Ask him what he did.

01:22:14You trust me.

01:22:15Wait a minute.

01:22:15This is a free vote, isn't it?

01:22:17Sorry, sir.

01:22:17Order.

01:22:18Don't get so physical.

01:22:19I got a brother who's a Marine.

01:22:20All right.

01:22:20Go ahead and ask him.

01:22:22Young man, I understand you have my $10,000.

01:22:25Oh, Mr. Bishop.

01:22:26Mr. Anderson.

01:22:26Mr. Bishop.

01:22:27Mr. Stevens.

01:22:28We're sailors.

01:22:30Mr. Bishop, Mr. Raulston, Dr. Zarek.

01:22:32Leave me.

01:22:33Oh, Mr. Donnelly, Mr. Bishop.

01:22:34Yeah, but...

01:22:34Dr. Zarek, meet the Navy.

01:22:36Mr. Bishop, answer my question.

01:22:38Did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?

01:22:41Well, I'll tell you.

01:22:42She came, she...

01:22:44Hello there.

01:22:46Hello, Uncle.

01:22:46And Mr. Bishop, why, you look splendid.

01:22:49And such rosy cheeks.

01:22:50Have you been yachting, doesn't he?

01:22:52Miss Saunders, don't ask her.

01:22:53Ask him.

01:22:54Mr. Bennett, did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?

01:22:57And Mr. Bennett, you're going to get the first piece.

01:23:00Miss Saunders.

01:23:01Dr. Zarek, that wonderful book.

01:23:03Mr. Bishop, have you seen this book yet?

01:23:05I could hardly put it down.

01:23:07Wait, Bishop, answer Mr. Bishop's question.

01:23:10Oh, I...

01:23:10What did you say?

01:23:13Where is that $10,000?

01:23:16Where is the $10,000 Miss Saunders gave you?

01:23:20What time is it?

01:23:21Tea time.

01:23:22Tea, everybody.

01:23:24It's almost 4 o'clock.

01:23:25Time for tea.

01:23:26Tea for tea, tea.

01:23:28We don't want to change.

01:23:28Take that stuff away from him.

01:23:30I'll serve you as myself, Mr. Bishop.

01:23:32I demand to know what he did with that.

01:23:35Oh, that's too bad.

01:23:36I'm sorry.

01:23:37That's too bad.

01:23:38I'm all right.

01:23:39I want to know what you did with it.

01:23:41Mr. Bishop, did you meet Mrs. Rawson, Mrs. Van Dusen, Mr. Van Dusen, Mr. Bishop?

01:23:45Is that a madhouse?

01:23:46Practically.

01:23:47Perhaps I could be of some help.

01:23:48Shut up.

01:23:49I beg your pardon.

01:23:51He's my guest.

01:23:52Answer the question.

01:23:52Sit down.

01:23:53What did you do with the $10,000 you got from Gwen?

01:23:55Samuel!

01:23:56Samuel, it's tea time.

01:23:59One hump or two.

01:24:00Two lumps of lemon in mine, please.

01:24:01What did you say?

01:24:02I'll just take a cookie.

01:24:03Cookie?

01:24:04Come on, now.

01:24:05This is gone far.

01:24:06I don't want any...

01:24:07Oh, yes, you do.

01:24:08I...

01:24:08Crumpets?

01:24:09Pancakes are white.

01:24:11A pig.

01:24:11Crumpets are no prumpets.

01:24:13Either you'll answer my question or I'll send for the police

01:24:15and charge this girl with embezzling charity money.

01:24:18This can hardly be kept out of the newspapers.

01:24:20Well, it'll certainly be in my paper.

01:24:22Well, you wouldn't print that.

01:24:24This is news.

01:24:25Business is business, and news is my business.

01:24:28Bennett, I think I'll find words this time that'll keep you awake.

01:24:33Come on, tell us the truth.

01:24:34What did you do with Gwen's $10,000?

01:24:36Oh, do you really want to know?

01:24:38I must know.

01:24:39And you want him to know what I did with the money?

01:24:42Yes.

01:24:43And you want him to know?

01:24:44Yes.

01:24:45Yes.

01:24:46Answer him.

01:24:48Well, if you all really want to know what I did with the $10,000.

01:24:51Yes.

01:24:53Ask Mr. Ralston.

01:24:54Me?

01:24:54No, no, I don't know.

01:24:56Fibber, how do you like it?

01:24:57Well, ask Van.

01:24:58I don't know.

01:24:58Well, ask Dick.

01:24:59No, no, I have no idea.

01:25:01Steve.

01:25:03This is a very serious matter.

01:25:04I insist that you answer him now.

01:25:06Or forfeit.

01:25:07Huh?

01:25:08Look who's here.

01:25:09Oh, the ladies.

01:25:11Hello, ladies.

01:25:12What is this?

01:25:13Answer that question.

01:25:14Oh, I'll answer the phone.

01:25:15It didn't ring.

01:25:16Well, let's not wait until the last minute.

01:25:17What did you do with the money?

01:25:18Well, the first thing I did was count it.

01:25:20Then what did you do?

01:25:21Well, then I put it in an envelope.

01:25:23Then what did you do?

01:25:24Who, me?

01:25:25Yes, yes.

01:25:26Oh, uh.

01:25:27Hurry, hurry.

01:25:28Well, then I invested it.

01:25:30In what?

01:25:35Oh, in a wonderful common stock that doubled itself, all double in 24 hours.

01:25:39No, you didn't.

01:25:41You lose.

01:25:42I do not.

01:25:42You lose what you just said makes you lose.

01:25:46Yes.

01:25:47It's after four o'clock.

01:25:48No, no, no.

01:25:49It's only a quarter of four now.

01:25:51We moved the clock ahead.

01:25:53Yes, but I set it back.

01:25:54I set it ahead.

01:25:56Again?

01:25:56Mm-hmm.

01:25:56That's illegal.

01:25:57Oh, no.

01:25:58There's nothing in the bet against that.

01:26:00All right, boys.

01:26:00Will someone tell me what this is all about immediately?

01:26:03I'm sorry, old boy.

01:26:04Tough luck, old boy.

01:26:05Yes, sir.

01:26:11I lose?

01:26:12I've lost.

01:26:14Oh.

01:26:16Oh.

01:26:19I guess it's my fault, boss.

01:26:21I didn't know I was doing nothing, fooling with the clock.

01:26:24Oh, never mind, sir.

01:26:25What'd you say?

01:26:26I said I come in here a while ago, and I seen by my watch that the clock was wrong.

01:26:30So I moved it back 15 minutes.

01:26:32When it comes to watches, I'm mistaken for details.

01:26:35Oh, Sam.

01:26:36Oh, oh.

01:26:37Oh, then that's the right time.

01:26:39Well, thanks, fellas.

01:26:40My condolences.

01:26:42Better luck next time.

01:26:43I didn't know I was doing nothing wrong.

01:26:45Now, wait a minute.

01:26:45How do we know that...

01:26:46Pudgy, listen.

01:26:48Huh?

01:26:49When you hear the tone, the time will be three minutes after four.

01:26:54Did you hear the tone, Pudgy?

01:26:56Yeah.

01:26:56Sam, I'm going to buy you a platinum watch.

01:26:59In the meantime, you can give me your old one.

01:27:00Yes.

01:27:01That belongs to you anyway.

01:27:02Yeah.

01:27:03Mr. Bennett, would you be good enough to explain?

01:27:06Oh, yes, I will.

01:27:07You see, I bet that...

01:27:08Oh, won't you sit down?

01:27:09I bet them $10,000 of Gwen's charity money that I could...

01:27:13Yes.

01:27:14That I could lie for 24 hours.

01:27:16It's a silly bet, but now that I've won, it's going to be such a relief to tell the truth.

01:27:20Oh, Mrs. Donnelly, Dick never knew Linda.

01:27:22He didn't.

01:27:23No, that was my biggest whopper.

01:27:24She's an old friend of mine.

01:27:27Went to Miami High together.

01:27:28Oh, Dick, have I?

01:27:30Well, you certainly have.

01:27:31Oh, Dick.

01:27:32Linda, old girl, I'm personally going to see that someone gives you the money for your show.

01:27:36Oh, that's wonderful.

01:27:38Thank you so much, Mrs. Ralston.

01:27:40Oh, I just can't wait to tell Charlie.

01:27:43Goodbye.

01:27:45She's crazy about Charlie.

01:27:48Bennett, you were not lying.

01:27:49Huh?

01:27:50I'm not as gullible as those fellas, you know.

01:27:52What was that stock you bought?

01:27:53Oh, well, uh...

01:27:54Could it have been lost almost quick silver?

01:27:56Come on, come on.

01:27:57You can't leave me out of a good thing, you know.

01:27:59Oh, well, it's TT's personal.

01:28:00What about it, TT?

01:28:01Mm-hmm, Van Dusen, it's highly speculative.

01:28:03I can afford to take a flyer if you can.

01:28:05Come on outside.

01:28:06All right.

01:28:08Yep.

01:28:08Great.

01:28:10Why, TT, this is too, too.

01:28:12Now, you see, Mr. Bishop, you've been worrying about nothing.

01:28:15Nothing at all.

01:28:16Mr. Bennett has the $20,000.

01:28:18Uncle's going to double it.

01:28:18That makes 30.

01:28:19No, I mean 40.

01:28:20You see?

01:28:21Oh, well.

01:28:23And it's for you, Mr. Bennett.

01:28:24May I see you outside for a minute?

01:28:26Oh, you bet.

01:28:28Mr. Bennett, may I?

01:28:29Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, you know what I said about you?

01:28:31Yes.

01:28:32Well, I didn't mean that.

01:28:34You look about 18.

01:28:35Oh.

01:28:36Well, 28, even on a clear day.

01:28:38Oh, flatterer.

01:28:39Yes.

01:28:40There, you see, dear?

01:28:41And Van, you know what I said about you?

01:28:43I meant that.

01:28:46So, you made a bet to lie for 24 hours.

01:28:49That's the truth.

01:28:50Oh, well, then you didn't mean it when you said you'd like to kiss me.

01:28:52Well, I'll tell you a bigger lie than that.

01:28:54What?

01:28:54Well, I don't love you, and I don't think I could kiss you till your ears fly off.

01:28:58Well, there's no harm in trying.

01:29:01No, there isn't.

01:29:03Not only a sitzenflugel, but also a wolfenschnitz.

01:29:08Oh, there's no harm in trying.

01:29:22Oh, there's no harm in trying.

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