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May ilang tao mula sa NGO na mangangasiwa ng mga livelihood projects sa Rancho Verde, ngunit tila nagkakaroon ng alitan ang mga nagtatrabaho sa barangay kung sino ang mamumuno sa mga proyektong ito.

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'Idol Ko Si Kap' is a situational comedy revolving around the wacky residents of Rancho Verde, wherein Ramon 'Bong' Revilla Jr. plays the role of a barangay Captain. Watch the episodes of ‘Idol Ko Si Kap’ starring Rufa Mae Quinto, Leo Martinez, German Moreno, Jimmy Santos, Luz Valdez, and Jolo Revilla.

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00:00I know, I know...
00:02Oh!
00:02Atencion please.
00:03Everybody!
00:04Atencion!
00:06Atencion!
00:06Atencion lang please.
00:07Atencion.
00:08Bago ein!
00:10Sa mga hangin e!
00:12Ilock sa inyo.
00:13Kailangan pakiputatan para makakuha attencion nyo.
00:15Sige, Tony.
00:15May i-annonce, Tony.
00:16Oh, reannouncement ko.
00:18Ngayon ay a...
00:19anibersaryo ng swear cafe.
00:22Kanya ay yung lahat ay imbitado ko.
00:25Walang pokna.
00:27Malaking ano ito?
00:28That's an amazing celebration.
00:30It's a big celebration!
00:31You're a big part of the family.
00:33You're a big part of the family.
00:35Yes.
00:36And we have a couple of people who have drinks.
00:40No, no, no.
00:41This is not a big one!
00:44No!
00:46No!
00:48No!
00:51I don't have a bunch of people.
00:53Then I'm just going to get a band.
00:55Banda?
00:56I'm going to have a band!
00:58I'm going to have a band!
01:00You're going to have a band!
01:02And there's a lot of entertainment.
01:04There's a lot of entertainment.
01:06There's a lot of entertainment.
01:08And I'll give a t-shirt.
01:10Yes!
01:12A lot of t-shirts!
01:14Can you cut that?
01:16What is cut?
01:18It's free!
01:20You're going to cut it.
01:22You can get a permit for that.
01:24It's a lot of money.
01:26We're going to pay this.
01:28You can have anything.
01:30Let's complain.
01:32This is my address!
01:34It's not my address.
01:36You can say there's an attorney.
01:38You can say there's an attorney.
01:40I'm going to have a permit.
01:42I'm going to be a case for you.
01:44This is my anniversary anniversary.
01:48There's a lot of money...
01:50You'll never talk to me about it.
01:52Yeah, I'm a girl.
01:53You're a girl, you're a girl.
01:55You're a girl, I'm a girl.
01:57You're a girl.
01:59Vivian, Vivian.
02:00What's that?
02:01You think I can see that,
02:03it's been a girl's dream.
02:05I'm a girl.
02:06I don't know.
02:08What's that?
02:09I've been told you that,
02:11my sister's son is a party.
02:13Oh my God,
02:13don't worry.
02:14I'll be back with my sister.
02:16I don't want to go in.
02:17You're a pretty good reason?
02:19That's why you're a party.
02:21Natural cheese motion.
02:51Thank you very much.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:51Sana maging successful to.
03:53Sana nga.
03:56Eh, ang kailangan po namin dito eh, ano, yung mamumuno ng mga proyekto.
04:03Aba, teka.
04:05Ako na yan, di ba?
04:06Eh, laki kong to.
04:07De, kayang-kaya ko yan.
04:08Nako, laki mo nga.
04:10Late naman ang otak mo.
04:11Taba sana na baba kayo.
04:12Malakas ang lobo.
04:13Eh, chita.
04:14Ano ko ba naman?
04:15Ah, actually, ang hinahanap po namin dito sa proyektong to, eh, babae.
04:19Para sa babae itong proyektong to eh.
04:20Ha?
04:21Babae?
04:22Ba, meron o?
04:23Si Vivian.
04:24Pwede si Vivian o, di ba?
04:25Tama, tama.
04:25Vivian.
04:25Ah, okay.
04:26Eh, kung yun ang i-recommendan nyo, eh, okay sana.
04:29Pero may napipisil na kami eh.
04:32Oo.
04:32Para doon sa proyektong yun eh.
04:33O, teka, kung hindi sila uubra, pwede mo ba siya?
04:37Ha?
04:38Aba, ano?
04:39Gusto mo ba?
04:40Ayokong ha?
04:43Ay, ako eh.
04:46Ano?
04:47Hindi pa sigurado na ako ang mamumuno ng livelihood program na yan?
04:51Oo, Divina Gracia.
04:53May nire-recommendan si Capio na taga Rancho Verde.
04:56O, yung Vivian daw kong pangalan.
04:58Aba, eh, bakit?
05:00Maganda ba siya?
05:01At matalino kagaya ko?
05:02Di pa namin siya nakikita.
05:04Pero papakilala niya pagbalik namin.
05:06Aba, eh, dapat sa akin mapunta ang posisyon na yun.
05:10Alam niyo kung bakit?
05:11Alam niyo kung bakit?
05:12Dahil ako.
05:13Edukada ako.
05:15Edukada to.
05:16Kagalang-galang at saka may breeding.
05:20Mapuntahan na para makasas.
05:23O, f**k!
05:27O, ano?
05:28May bad break kayo?
05:35Talaga ka?
05:36Nirecommend mo ako bilang maging isang head ng livelihood program mo para sa mga kababaiyan sa barangay?
05:44Bubas, ipapakilala ka na doon sa mga born members.
05:47Pero kailangan gusto ko.
05:49Maayos ang dating mo, ha?
05:50Conservative ang dating.
05:51Tika, tika, tika, tika.
05:53Sandali, sandali.
05:53Ano naman masama sa suit ko?
05:55Eh, maayos naman dating ko pang mauling ko nga to, no?
05:58Ayos ko naman, ano?
06:00Kakay, kailangan...
06:01Ano ka?
06:02Kailangan ma-impress nila sa'yo.
06:04Hindi ganyan, ano?
06:05Parang kang ano nyan, eh.
06:06Ano na naman?
06:08Sexy.
06:08Sige, sige, sige na, okay, para sa'yo dahil siyempre boyfriend kita.
06:14Yeah, okay lang, anything for you.
06:17Sige, so, okay, ha?
06:21Tika, tika, tika.
06:22Baka, tika, tika, may dumadaan.
06:24Nakakita, may makakita.
06:26Ano ka ba?
06:27Wala namang katao-tao dito.
06:28Hindi tayong dalawa.
06:29Sige, makakita.
06:29Pero, sige, talaga, sure to sure na walang makakakita.
06:33Tama na, naman na.
06:35Napanood, napanood ko na.
06:37Nakita ko na, tama na.
06:38Okay na.
06:39Kanyan nga, yun o.
06:41Sige na nga.
06:45Okay?
06:46So, bukas, ha?
06:49Bukas.
06:49Okay, ingat ka.
06:50Bukas, ha?
06:52Kailangan.
06:52Shhh!
06:57Woo, saya!
06:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:06Odette?
07:07Odette, nasa ko?
07:09Andito ako.
07:10Kasihan?
07:11Andito.
07:13Maginagawa ko dyan.
07:15Papagyap na labahan.
07:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:17Ay, Bibihan!
07:18Kitap, kitap, kitap.
07:19Ay, wala akong nakita.
07:20Wala akong dito.
07:21Ano, ano?
07:22Wala akong dito.
07:23Oh, bakit?
07:24Wala namang kapag ginagawa.
07:25Forgest friends.
07:26Wala, ano, friends?
07:27Wala, friends.
07:30We kiss you.
07:30Wala, just.
07:31Wala mo nakita.
07:32Wala ako dito.
07:33Yeah, goodbye.
07:34With my kiss.
07:35Galing, galing, gullus.
07:36Ang taray ako.
07:37Sa lahat naman dinami-dami ng tao dito sa Rancho Verde.
07:40Ako pa ang maswerte yung makahuli sa iyo.
07:42Ay, pero wala ako dito.
07:45Sikat na sikat ako.
07:46Ngayon, sikat na sikat ako.
07:48Si Odette sikat.
07:49Dahil diyan I have to go.
07:50Siyadene, Odette.
07:51Bakag, bakalag ko yan.
07:52Huwag kamayin.
07:53Wala, hang, muah, hang, muah.
07:54Ha, ha!
07:55Ha!
07:55Bawa din.
07:57Hindi tayo ako ng make-up para humarap sa mga board members.
08:00Para dun sa samahan ng mga kababaihan sa barangay.
08:05Mm.
08:05Oh.
08:07Oh, it's her!
08:08It's her.
08:09This is my ilalai.
08:10What do you want?
08:11This is my ilalai.
08:12Mas maanig ka na na.
08:14Mas maanig ka na na.
08:14Idols, idols, idols, idols, idols, idols, idols.
08:21Hahaha.
08:22Bago na naman yung estilo ng book po, ha?
08:24Alam mo, itong go-1 gulung to?
08:25O.
08:26Malakas ang sex appeal niya gano?
08:27May efekto na.
08:28I-book talaga?
08:29Bakit?
08:30Ito naman, eh.
08:31Nagre-reactive anche, eh.
08:32Eh may sex appeal daw, eh.
08:34Guys, excuse me.
08:34Upo-aupo.
08:35Kailangan ko ng audience.
08:36Magandang ting di nito.
08:37Ay naku, this is it's cook of the year.
08:40Anong nakasabihin ako sa inyo?
08:41Ano, ano?
08:42Tungkol kay Cap at kay Vivian!
08:44Chismis yung pinagsasabi mo!
08:46Ako, ayaw namin makinig din sa chismis mo, no?
08:48Teka, ano ba yung scoop mo? Ano ba yan?
08:51Huwag na, ayoko na, ayoko na!
08:52Teka, ayoko na, ayoko na!
08:53Huwag na nga dito kung gusto kong madinig! Sige na, ano yun?
08:56Ayoko, natampo na ako!
08:57Teka, dude! Para ate-ate mo naman eh! Sige na!
09:01Sige na ha! Huwag makinig kayo!
09:03Oo!
09:04Eto na, si Cap, tsaka si Vivian.
09:07Pagbusta!
09:08Ano? Ano yun?
09:11Vivian! Vivian!
09:13Wala! May sinasabi siya at tungkol sa'yo!
09:15Meron niya!
09:16Wala!
09:17Wala ako sinasabi!
09:18Wala!
09:19Wala!
09:20Wala ako sinasabi!
09:22Wala ako sinasabi!
09:23Wala ako sinasabi!
09:24Ano ako sinasabi?
09:25Wala pa akong nasasabi!
09:27Meron ba yung ano ba?
09:28Wala lang ako plano!
09:29Eh, may tubig eh!
09:31Ano ba?
09:32Wala!
09:33Ano ba kayo matyokong ginaglis?
09:36Sabihin mo yung totoo!
09:37Ang sabi ko, mag-bestfriend lang sila!
09:40Ah!
09:41Plastic!
09:42Plastic!
09:43Plastika!
09:44Takit!
09:46Oo nyo, plastic na!
09:47Oo!
09:48Oo!
09:49Pero wag lang mabasa!
09:50Halika na nga!
09:51Ano ba?
09:52Halika!
09:53Halika!
09:54Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up!
09:56Ha!
09:58Ano ba yun?
09:59Pinagsasabi mo?
10:00Pasabihin ko siya, pero huwag pagkakalat, ha?
10:02Ano?
10:03Halika na!
10:04Hindi na tayo magpinto, ha?
10:06Alam mo ito, ha?
10:08Ito si Odette, ha?
10:10Napakatsismosa!
10:12Bupusa ko sana, eh!
10:14Plastic!
10:18Hi!
10:19Hi!
10:20Hi!
10:21Meron ko bang dami dyan na pang-conservative,
10:23na medyo formal?
10:25Ano ko, eksakto, ha?
10:26Okay!
10:27Okay!
10:28Ito'y yung ginagamit ng mga kababaya sa aming bayan, no?
10:31Especially when you ride a motorcycle.
10:32Okay!
10:33Ah!
10:34Pero hindi naman akong magmamadre!
10:36Hindi naman na!
10:37Bibyan!
10:38Bakit ba kailangan mo ng disentiment?
10:40Ngayon, kailangan ba magpe-first communion?
10:42Yeah!
10:43Ano ba?
10:4430 last mo pa ako, no?
10:45Last.
10:46O!
10:47Higal lang! Ano?
10:48Hindi yan!
10:49Para saan ba?
10:50Kasi nga,
10:51ipinatawag ako ni Ika para humarap sa mga board members
10:55para dun sa samahan ng mga kababaihan sa barangay.
10:58Mmm!
10:59O!
11:00O!
11:01Livelihood project yun!
11:02Ah!
11:03Kanya, kailangan mo ng,
11:05ah!
11:06Disente!
11:07Ito pa yata ang mga kalaban ko.
11:12Ayun, oh!
11:13Disenteng babae!
11:14Ano mo nga sa kanya kung saan siya bumili ng damit?
11:17Ay! Alam ko na!
11:18Sa ukay-ukay yan!
11:19Abang lang ang mabuti ng hindi mga moy!
11:22Hahaha!
11:23Che!
11:24Uy, huwag na kayo mga asa.
11:25Dumadaan lang, ah!
11:26Miss, sorry.
11:27Pasensya na, ah!
11:28Che!
11:29No.
11:30Ah!
11:31Bumang-bumang.
11:32Para pinagtanggol ko na nga eh.
11:33Che!
11:34Ah!
11:35Kulaan naman, Bibial!
11:36Kulaan!
11:37Ayun, pinagtatanggol!
11:38Che!
11:39Ayun!
11:40Ayun!
11:41Ano ba kayo kung wala kayong damit, no?
11:42Malakay mo.
11:43Che!
11:44Ano ba yung layo?
11:45Che!
11:47Ano ba yung layo?
11:48Che!
11:49Che!
11:55Oh, Bogart.
11:56Ano sa tingin mo?
11:58Tingin siya.
12:00Dito, sa lugar.
12:02Pwede na ba?
12:03Pwede siya.
12:05Ano?
12:06Gusto ni Gusong itatayo ko.
12:08Yung pabrik ah.
12:09Iwan ko.
12:10Eh, sinama mo lang ako dito eh.
12:13Hindi nga palang.
12:14Hindi nga palang ita business partner.
12:16Alaalay lang kita, kaya wala kang silpi.
12:19Yung pala eh.
12:20Alam mo pala eh.
12:21Anong pa pa ng tanong?
12:23Hoy, niloloko mo ba ako?
12:25Papaliwanag lang, sir.
12:27Sa lahat ng alalay, ikaw may attitude ah.
12:29Di ba proud ka?
12:31Excuse me.
12:32May hinahanap kayo?
12:33Ah, hindi.
12:34Tinitignan ko lang itong lugar para sa negosyo.
12:37Hindi mo maitanong.
12:38May yaman siya.
12:39Maraming siyang negosyo.
12:40Naamanan niya sa magulang niya.
12:41Talaga?
12:42Ang yaman-yaman niyo talaga.
12:43Ah, ah.
12:44Hi, I'm Odette.
12:45Hindi siya nakikipagkamay siya.
12:46Mahirap.
12:47Ako?
12:48Mahirap?
12:49Mahirap?
12:50Duh.
12:51Ang yaman-yaman niyo talaga.
12:52Ah, ah.
12:53Hi, I'm Odette.
12:54Hindi siya nakikipagkamay siya.
12:57Mahirap.
12:58Ako?
13:00Mahirap?
13:01Duh.
13:02Ang yaman-yaman ko, no?
13:05Ganito lang talaga ako.
13:07Low profile.
13:08Pero mayyaman ako.
13:09I don't flaunt my riches.
13:12Pero mayyaman ako.
13:13Ikaw?
13:14Yeah.
13:15Mayyaman ka?
13:16Aha.
13:17Niwala kang alalay tulad ko eh.
13:19Uy.
13:20My God.
13:21Marami akong alalay.
13:23Actually, I'm just dropping by.
13:25In this poor neighborhood.
13:27Because my alalay leaves her.
13:29Here.
13:30Oh, it's her!
13:31It's her.
13:32This is my alalay.
13:33Ano yun?
13:34This is my alalay.
13:35Ha?
13:36Mas malay ka na lang.
13:37Mas malay ka na lang.
13:38Kasi nagwapang kapas.
13:39Kasi alalay kita.
13:40May alalay.
13:41May alalay.
13:42Gusto magsigaw ako dito.
13:43Ito ko ninyang kapman.
13:44Ha?
13:45Sige.
13:46Ma'am.
13:47Ano po?
13:48Kasi tayo.
13:49See?
13:50She's my alalay.
13:51Oh my God.
13:52It's so sunny.
13:53Ake pa yung ano.
13:55Come on.
13:56Kilos.
13:57Yo.
13:58Yo.
13:59Yo.
14:00Oden.
14:01You're a big blackmailer.
14:02Gawin daw bang gawin chibintiyan?
14:04Ha.
14:05Learn.
14:06Well.
14:07Kailangan niya itok-sundin.
14:08You have to do everything para wag mabuking.
14:10Oden.
14:12When will you stop?
14:14Sayong pampa-blackmailed at magpapanggap.
14:17Oden.
14:18When will you stop?
14:20I don't know what's happening to you, right?
14:23This one?
14:24Yes, it's this one.
14:25You want?
14:26Okay, I'm going to be a little.
14:28I don't want to be a little.
14:29I'm going to be a little bit.
14:30I'm going to be a little bit.
14:31Come, Vivian.
14:32Come, Vivian.
14:37It's a very good thing, the attorney.
14:39If we're doing the streamers,
14:41we'll do the bandaritas
14:43for the bandaritas.
14:45They're not going to be here.
14:47Yeah, you're right.
14:49You're just playing.
14:50You're just saying,
14:51it's free.
14:53It's okay to be here on you.
14:54Hey!
14:55Sorry, on the show!
14:56They're the only ones!
14:57You know, they're all going to be with you.
14:59They're actually the streamers.
15:00If you're the streamers,
15:02that's why we'll be giving you the T-shirts.
15:06I agree!
15:07I agree!
15:08They're all going to be with you!
15:09We're sorry.
15:10I agree!
15:11You're not going to blame.
15:13I'm not going to blame.
15:15Mga ito.
15:17Eh, connoose niyo.
15:17Ako nalang maglagay ng stream.
15:19Ikaw naman.
15:20Tinataas mo pa.
15:23Leila ko sa tutorial.
15:24Binigay tayo nung nga.
15:26Laisip ba na-laisip?
15:28Hindi.
15:29Wala ka nga palang isip.
15:30Gano'y to'y gagawin?
15:31Ganun'y gagawin?
15:33Ito.
15:33Gano'y ito?
15:34Parang bahid na ni Atome sa ating yan.
15:36Di ba?
15:36Ito?
15:37Oo, ito.
15:38Ha?
15:39Ito.
15:40O, teka?
15:41Si'yo mag tatano?
15:42Ito.
15:43Hindi ako na.
15:43Ikaw na?
15:44Oo.
15:44Okay, baby.
15:46Okay, baby.
15:51Ay, nako.
15:53Isahan naman yung daddy ko.
15:56Taguan ko nga ng leksyon yung mga yun.
15:59Hmm.
16:00Kala nila ah.
16:02Kakanta talaga ng mulawing konteks.
16:04Labo na lang. Tara nga.
16:06Sige.
16:07Tayaan mo lahat yan ah.
16:08Oo.
16:09Itong pato ko.
16:10Pura na kayo.
16:14Huwag kang iiyak. Pag natalo ka ah.
16:16Oo, tsako.
16:17Tsub.
16:20O, patas.
16:25Patas ulit.
16:27Tukuli na to ah.
16:28Hige.
16:30Paano pa yun, Yoyo? Natalo ka naman.
16:33Talong ko na talagang mulawing teks.
16:36Wala ka na ngayon mulawing teks.
16:38Kita na lang tayo, Mami. Hindi ka nang marami.
16:41Hige.
16:43Mahalo na naman ako.
16:45Kaling niya kasi muli teks, eh.
16:46Uy, uy, ayaw!
16:47Pilis!
16:48Halika na!
16:49Mag-aaral na tayo. Paano makapanood tayo ng mulawing?
16:51Pilis, halika na!
16:52Ay, nako!
16:54Manonood tayo ng mulawing!
16:57Ba't ba kayo nakakandara pa dyan sa mulawing na yan?
17:00Eh, kasi naman, ang cute kitty agilus.
17:02Ha!
17:03Mas cute ako doon.
17:04Ay, nako! Hindi rin, no!
17:06Halika na ayaw yung ano ka ba?
17:08Ba't ba hindi ka kumikilos dyan?
17:09Halika na umili na tayo.
17:10Talo na naman kasi sa tiks, eh.
17:13Naku, gusto rin lahat ng mulawing niya.
17:15Nanaman!
17:16Eh, collecta ka na, collecta na mga mulawing tiks,
17:19tapos natatalo ka na lang palagi.
17:21Ay, naka, huli ka na, umuwi na tayo.
17:23Nako, Yoyo.
17:24Dapat gaya ka doon sa mulawin, eh.
17:26Laging panalo.
17:27Oh, ha?
17:28Saka, laging swerte.
17:30Tumulawin ka ba?
17:32Hindi.
17:33Eh, ba't siniswerte ka?
17:34Huli ka na, Yoyo.
17:35Mag-fly na tayo.
17:36Ito na.
17:37Ay!
17:38Si Alvina ka ba?
17:39Bakit?
17:40May pa-fly-fly ka pa nalalaman dyan, eh.
17:42Eh, ikaw? Sino pa?
17:43Si Sabana ako.
17:44Sasama pa rin kita.
17:45Ay!
17:46Nako!
17:47Pangit mo!
17:48Hindi ka na nga!
17:49Ako?
17:50Maid!
17:51O din naman!
17:52I'm so pretty, okay?
17:53Hindi ayoko.
17:54Saka, pinagbigyan na kita dati.
17:55Hindi.
17:56Vivian, please lang naman.
17:57Kasi kailangan magpanggap.
17:58Kasi si Rusty mayaman yun.
17:59Siyempre ipili yung babaeng bagay sa kanya.
18:00So, kailangan panggap mayaman ako.
18:01Sige na, please, Fred.
18:02Do this for me.
18:03Ano ka ba?
18:04Huwag ka na magpanggap.
18:05Huwag ka magsinungaling.
18:06Dahil mati-turn off din siya
18:07pag hindi ka nagsabi ng totoo.
18:09Aminin mo na na ang paslupa ka.
18:11No!
18:12Huwag ka na magpanggap.
18:14Huwag ka magsinungaling.
18:15Huwag ka magsinungaling.
18:16Dahil mati-turn off din siya
18:17pag hindi ka nagsabi ng totoo.
18:18Aminin mo na na ang paslupa ka.
18:21No!
18:22Hindi mo, Vivian.
18:23Hindi mo na.
18:25Kailangan panggap.
18:26Sige na, please.
18:27Nakikiusap ako, Fred.
18:28Last time nato.
18:29Sige na.
18:30Ayoko na.
18:31Basta, pinagbigyan kita.
18:32Tsaka, look at me.
18:34I'm so pretty.
18:35As in, pretty and pink.
18:37At isa pa.
18:38Maroon na yung freshness ko.
18:40Especially my sweetness.
18:42Ayaw mo.
18:43Ayaw mo kong tulungan ka lang.
18:44Ayoko!
18:45Gusto mo?
18:46Ay, sige ka.
18:47Pagkakalat ko.
18:48Ayaw, wala akong pakilang.
18:49Pagkakalat ko, Vivian!
18:50Vivian!
18:51Vivian!
18:52Vivian!
18:53Pagkakalat ko.
18:54Ito na.
18:55Ah, ganun ba?
18:56Makakitbahay!
18:57Si Vivian na si Pop!
18:58Si Vivian!
18:59Ayaw mo, takot ka dun pala.
19:01Ay, hindi.
19:02Bluff lang yun.
19:03Nandika na nga.
19:04I promise, ah.
19:05Sino naman tuwi?
19:06Sino naman tuwi?
19:07Patulungan mo ako.
19:08Papanggap ka na.
19:09Ano? May magagawa ba ako?
19:11Ah, gusto mo?
19:12Wala ka na maganduan.
19:13Hi!
19:19Hi.
19:20Pati.
19:21Ya?
19:22Dito ka pala nakatila.
19:23Akala ka ba mayama?
19:24Ay, hindi.
19:25Ano ka ba?
19:26Hindi, ah.
19:27Maid's quarter ko to.
19:29Pasok!
19:30Pasok!
19:31Although, maid's quarter lang.
19:32Kapasok!
19:35Oo.
19:36Maid's quarter.
19:38Pinatira ko siya dito kasi ayoko sa bahay boring.
19:42Ah.
19:43Excuse me.
19:44Yes?
19:45Kumuha ka ng juice.
19:46Pwede?
19:47Ah, aquan juice.
19:48May bisita ako.
19:50Tanga ka.
19:51Ayun, no?
19:52Juice.
19:53Kilos, ah.
19:54Kilos, ah.
19:55Kilos, ah.
19:56Kilos, ah.
19:58Balina, ah.
19:59Balina, bilis.
20:00Orange juice, ah.
20:01Tapos, pumuha ka ng water.
20:03Room temperature.
20:04Tap.
20:05Water.
20:06Bilis!
20:07Esmer.
20:08Esmer.
20:09Hotdog.
20:10Matawing niya.
20:11Gano'n mo naman siya doon street to kayaya.
20:13Ikaw naman eh.
20:14Pero, bakit niya ba hindi siya naka-uniform?
20:16Ah, hindi!
20:18Basaba yung uniform niya.
20:21Tapos, yung suot niya, pantulog yan eh.
20:23Mawatulog na siya.
20:24Alam mo kasi, sa ating mahayaman ano, kailangan yung mga katulong natin naka-uniform.
20:29Oo, next time. Meron, meron talaga yan. Meron. Pinapatuyo lang.
20:36Ah.
20:37Ah, aya.
20:38Diyos po, sir.
20:42Yeah, yeah.
20:44That's your attitude problem.
20:46Ito, oh. Diyos mo.
20:49Ah!
20:50Masahe, ah.
20:51Kilos, yun tayo.
20:52Masahe, masahe.
20:54Dito, medyo masakit yung leg ko.
20:56Say, go.
20:57Mmm! Sarap, oh. Sa kabila.
20:59Mmm! Diyos ko naman talaga.
21:00Gusto mo. Gusto mo.
21:01Gusto mo.
21:02Hindi, naka-release ng television.
21:03Okay lang ako.
21:04Oh, yan. Alahani mo. Kung maayos ka dyan, alahani mo.
21:06Alahani mo, best supporting ka lang.
21:08Best actress too.
21:12Malis ka na nga sa paningin ko.
21:13Malis ka na nga.
21:15Tsura ko.
21:16Sangya na. Maharap kasi yan.
21:18Kailangan mo kakabawi.
21:23Ano yun?
21:24Manok?
21:25Bakit nga ba ikaw
21:28nasa
21:29aking
21:31alada?
21:33Oh, idol, idol!
21:36Idol, idol!
21:37Idol, idol!
21:39Idol ko sika!
21:41Oh, ask na to! Ito na yung tay ako.
21:42Sige.
21:43Tagay mo dyan!
21:44Ngayon, pag natalo, walang hiyakan ah.
21:46Oo, syempre!
21:47Ang dunggui!
21:48Na?
21:50Talo ka!
21:52What's that?
21:54I'm going to die!
21:56How are you doing?
21:58I'm going to buy you again.
22:00Okay, bye!
22:06How are you doing this?
22:08I'm always losing.
22:10I'm going to die.
22:16What's that?
22:18What's that?
22:22What's that?
22:24What's your name?
22:26I'm going to die.
22:30Wait, wait.
22:32Can I get to the house?
22:34We're going to get you.
22:36We're going to get you.
22:38We're going to get you.
22:40We're going to die.
22:42We're going to die.
22:46You're going to die.
22:48What's that?
22:50We're going to die.
22:52We're going to die.
22:57We're going to die.
22:58You know, we're going to die down here.
23:00Then we'll do the...
23:02Isabelle?
23:04No.
23:05È assistant.
23:07Why?
23:08Isabelle?
23:09I don't want to be a wife.
23:11I don't want to see a woman who wants to go.
23:15What do you want to see a woman?
23:19A woman?
23:21Ah, the beautiful one.
23:26I'm so good.
23:28And I'm sexy.
23:32I'm sexy.
23:33It's just an attitude.
23:35Yes, I'm so good.
23:36I'm so good.
23:37I'm so good.
23:38I'm so good.
23:39I'm so good.
23:40I'm so good.
23:41I'm so good.
23:42I'm so good.
23:43I'm so good.
23:44I'm so good.
23:45I'm so good.
23:48You know,
23:49I thought you were coming to be hard.
23:52Maybe now you're just a woman.
23:54How do you say that?
23:56You know, sometimes,
23:58you're like,
24:00you're like,
24:01you're like,
24:02you're like,
24:03you're like breathing.
24:07Excuse me,
24:08you're like,
24:09what do you say?
24:10Yes.
24:11No.
24:12I forgot.
24:13But I'm gonna remember
24:15somebody's like,
24:16I'm weird.
24:17Why did you make me laugh?
24:18Why?
24:19Excuse me,
24:20I don't want to be talking
24:21about these guys.
24:22Oh,
24:23ah,
24:24ah,
24:25you're talking.
24:26No.
24:27You buy something,
24:28okay?
24:29What do you do?
24:30Get out of here and don't know what you want to do here.
24:32Don't worry about that.
24:33You don't want to see your face.
24:34Don't worry about that.
24:35You're not going to be ugly.
24:36Okay, you're going to take off.
24:38What do you do?
24:39You're going to take a look at whatever.
24:41I don't want to see your face.
24:42You go out.
24:43Oh, I don't want to go out.
24:45They're going to go out.
24:47Come on.
24:48Come on.
24:49Come on.
24:50Come on.
24:51Come on.
24:52Come on.
24:53Come on.
24:54Come on.
24:55What do I do?
24:56Come on.
24:57Come on.
24:58Come on.
24:59Come on.
25:00Come on.
25:01Come on.
25:02Come on.
25:03Come on.
25:04Come on.
25:05I'll buy a cigarillo.
25:07Okay.
25:13It's just made.
25:15I'm in the position.
25:17Well, well, well.
25:20I don't want to be secure.
25:23Excuse me.
25:25May, may kausip ka?
25:27May ka lang.
25:28May ka lang ako nakitipag-usap sa maid.
25:30Excuse me.
25:31Wow.
25:32Sikat.
25:33May pamalit ka ba dito sa limang piso?
25:36Berya.
25:37Berya.
25:38Berya.
25:40Berya.
25:42Berya.
25:44Berya.
25:45Berya.
25:46Berya.
25:47Berya.
25:48Berya.
25:49Berya.
25:50Berya.
25:51Berya.
25:52Berya.
25:53Berya.
25:54Berya.
25:55Berya.
25:56Berya.
25:57Berya.
25:58Berya.
25:59Berya.
26:00Berya.
26:01Berya.
26:02Berya.
26:03Berya.
26:04Berya.
26:05Berya.
26:06Berya.
26:07Berya.
26:08Berya.
26:09Berya.
26:10Berya.
26:11Berya.
26:12Berya.
26:13Berya.
26:14Berya.
26:15Berya.
26:16Berya.
26:17Berya.
26:18Berya.
26:19Berya.
26:20Berya.
26:21Berya.
26:22Berya.
26:23Berya.
26:24Berya.
26:25Berya.
26:26Berya.
26:27Oh
26:57Oh
27:19Nasa
27:27Oh
27:57Yeah
27:59Yeah
28:01Yeah
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