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Captivated By A Superstar 2 Shortmintz
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00:00:01Rachel, when the first time I met you, I knew there was something special about you.
00:00:07Austin?
00:00:08Do you want an autograph?
00:00:09The picture is fine.
00:00:10Austin, you came into my life when I least expected it.
00:00:13Wait, you really don't know who I am?
00:00:16My dear boyfriend!
00:00:18For the thousandth time, I'm not your boyfriend.
00:00:21This is my girlfriend.
00:00:22Just play alone, please.
00:00:26That's for getting me in this mess.
00:00:28But you changed everything for the better.
00:00:30I have a confession.
00:00:32I think I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.
00:00:34He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars right now.
00:00:37He can't be seen in public with a single mom.
00:00:41What about your career risk?
00:00:42She's worth all the risk.
00:00:43I will pay you handsomely to abduct Rachel in her car.
00:00:49You don't deserve him!
00:00:50None of you do!
00:00:54Rachel, will you marry me?
00:00:56Yes!
00:00:57Yes!
00:00:58Yes!
00:00:59You brought so much love and joy into my life.
00:01:01It's helped me what it really means to care for someone.
00:01:08It's Hollywood, baby!
00:01:11Nothing's impossible!
00:01:14Hi.
00:01:15I'm sure all of you are shocked.
00:01:17But Austin and I...
00:01:21Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:01:26Look me in my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.
00:01:28You don't love me.
00:01:49I hate me when I can't love you.
00:01:50I hate me too.
00:01:51I hate me too.
00:02:02No!
00:02:05No, no, no, no!
00:02:07No, no, no, no!
00:02:08Stay with me, please!
00:02:09This world is hell.
00:02:10But your lips taste like heaven.
00:02:12You like him.
00:02:24And cut!
00:02:25Alright!
00:02:26That's a wrap on Austin!
00:02:27How good was I in that tape?
00:02:42You were wonderful, but I liked it better without the kiss.
00:02:48Don't worry.
00:02:50These are the only lips I'll be kissing for a very long time.
00:02:57Austin, rumor has it you're quitting showbiz.
00:03:01No, I'm just going to take some time for the family.
00:03:04Rachel can handle Hollywood.
00:03:05I'll be playing the part of a husband and dad now.
00:03:07Rachel, how does it feel to be the hottest agent in L.A.?
00:03:10Um, am I?
00:03:12How do you feel about Amanda Scott being released from prison?
00:03:18No comment.
00:03:27What do you want for dinner?
00:03:34Maybe lasagna?
00:03:36I want something else.
00:03:39I was thinking you were talking about having a...
00:03:45Gravy?
00:03:45Mm-hmm.
00:03:47So I've been tracking my cycle.
00:03:50And I think tonight's can be the next.
00:03:54Yeah, yeah, good night.
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25Do you need help?
00:04:29It's okay.
00:04:29It doesn't matter.
00:04:30It's okay.
00:04:44Cece, isn't it past your bedtime?
00:04:46Hey, you know the rules.
00:04:48No headphones around the family.
00:04:49But this is Jin, the hottest K-pop star ever.
00:04:52Listen to your father.
00:04:53I'm listening to Jin.
00:05:07Don't worry.
00:05:08She's a good kid, right?
00:05:10Rachel, I just...
00:05:11I just want to make sure that this is what you want to do, too.
00:05:14Mm-hmm.
00:05:14I want you to take me...
00:05:19Back to work.
00:05:20I just want you to take me down.
00:05:27You're so nervous.
00:05:29You're so nervous.
00:05:29See you again.
00:05:30And now we got better to see you.
00:05:34I'm calling cops.
00:05:58No, don't.
00:06:00Rachel, have you forgotten what she's capable of?
00:06:02Abduct Rachel, and hurt her.
00:06:06How dare you wha-
00:06:10What are you doing?
00:06:13Help!
00:06:16Please!
00:06:19I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm just here to apologize.
00:06:23Apologize?
00:06:25Person was...
00:06:27rough.
00:06:29But it gave me time to reflect.
00:06:34To revisit the past.
00:06:36I did, huh?
00:06:41I did.
00:06:43May now kiss your bride.
00:06:47And that's when it hit me.
00:06:51How truly sorry I am!
00:06:57And Rachel, how are you since you kidnapped me?
00:07:00Better?
00:07:01I've changed!
00:07:03And now, all I want is to get back to acting.
00:07:07And no agent in Hollywood will meet with a felon.
00:07:12So what, you want Rachel to represent you?
00:07:15Get out of my house before I call the cops.
00:07:17Please!
00:07:18Please!
00:07:19I'm here!
00:07:20Begging!
00:07:21Rachel!
00:07:22Help me!
00:07:23I'm just looking for her.
00:07:26And we all deserve a second chance.
00:07:30A second take, right Austin?
00:07:32The truth is, we are legally married and you don't even know it, Austin.
00:07:44Or should I say...
00:07:46Hubby.
00:07:51No, no, no!
00:07:53But, I just feel bad for her.
00:07:56Rachel, she's an actor.
00:07:58She's supposed to make you feel that way.
00:08:03You could take a shower.
00:08:10Mom?
00:08:11Didn't you know that Dean Sangle is number one in 17 countries?
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Isn't that crazy?
00:08:17Boss, your schedule's packed.
00:08:18Clint Holloway called.
00:08:19He wants to meet now.
00:08:24Ah!
00:08:28It's Jin.
00:08:33It's Jin.
00:08:34Oh, I...
00:08:35You say too much, I just keep it low.
00:08:37Talk, talk, talk, talk.
00:08:38You must be Rachel.
00:08:44So it's true.
00:08:46You're being the hottest agent in town.
00:08:51Um...
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:53I didn't expect a pop-in from a pop star this morning.
00:08:58I'm all about surprises.
00:09:00My music is number one on the billboard.
00:09:03And now, I want to be in the number one movie.
00:09:06And win best actor.
00:09:11Luna, could you be my agent?
00:09:14And make my dreams come true?
00:09:18I got you grape soda and Oreos.
00:09:20Your favorite.
00:09:22My daughter, Cece, she's a big fan of yours.
00:09:25Hi.
00:09:29Boss Cece, I need your mom to rep me.
00:09:32Can you help me, please?
00:09:34Mom?
00:09:35You have to rep Jin.
00:09:37Please?
00:09:38I should have never said yes.
00:09:40Well, haven't you heard?
00:09:42Jin's a big freaking deal.
00:09:46Well, I'm sure they're gonna regret this.
00:09:48I'm choosing to rep Amanda.
00:09:53What?
00:09:58What?
00:09:59Rep Amanda, why?
00:10:00I mean, everyone deserves a second chance.
00:10:03I did, didn't I?
00:10:06So does Amanda.
00:10:07Well, I hope you don't regret this.
00:10:09I do have some bad news.
00:10:11It's your car.
00:10:12I hope you salvage it.
00:10:13But I remember that you liked the Jaguar commercial.
00:10:17So...
00:10:20Dude, you got me a new car.
00:10:28Well, how can I repay you, Austin Capri?
00:10:31Oh, I don't know.
00:10:42You won't regret this.
00:10:50Rachel Cooper!
00:10:5224 hours!
00:10:53No call back!
00:10:55You really are the hottest agent in town!
00:10:58Me?
00:11:00You're the director with over six billion in box office grosses.
00:11:03I'm about to be seven.
00:11:04I'm rebooting Jack Carter.
00:11:06The biggest spy series of all time.
00:11:08I want your husband to play Jack.
00:11:10You!
00:11:11You look familiar.
00:11:13That's...
00:11:15Austin's...
00:11:16Dream role.
00:11:18He's taking a break right now.
00:11:20A break!
00:11:22Well...
00:11:23Nice chat.
00:11:25No, no, no, no, wait!
00:11:27Clint!
00:11:28Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:11:30This is the role that Austin was born to play.
00:11:35I'll see what I can do.
00:11:37Don't let me down.
00:11:39And don't ever keep me waiting.
00:11:41Ever again.
00:11:49Was that Clint Holloway?
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:52And he wants you to star.
00:11:54Don't say Jack Carter.
00:11:56You know that's my dream role.
00:11:58Don't say it.
00:11:59Don't say Jack Carter.
00:12:05But I'm a dad, Rachel.
00:12:07And a husband.
00:12:09That's my role.
00:12:11I know.
00:12:12That's why I turned him down.
00:12:14I mean, those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves, so...
00:12:17Wow.
00:12:19Seriously?
00:12:21No!
00:12:22No!
00:12:23The role is yours if you want it.
00:12:28Austin.
00:12:30The man that I married can do anything.
00:12:32Be anyone.
00:12:34Whether it's the best husband and father.
00:12:37Or the deadliest, most charming spy out there.
00:12:41So what do you say?
00:12:43Mr. Carter?
00:12:44Mr. Carter?
00:12:47I'm ready to save the world.
00:12:50After dinner.
00:12:52I have no idea.
00:13:06Amanda, you're still here.
00:13:09So...
00:13:11If Austin is the new Jack Carter,
00:13:14I want to be Miss Carter.
00:13:18This movie is huge.
00:13:21Titanic huge.
00:13:23We need to start you off small first.
00:13:24Give you a few auditions.
00:13:25Honey!
00:13:27Amanda Scott doesn't audition.
00:13:30I'm a star.
00:13:33I'm sorry, Amanda.
00:13:34I don't think that I can rep you.
00:13:35If you don't get me that part,
00:13:38I'll report your fraud marriage.
00:13:40And Austin will go to Jill for polygamy.
00:13:43What's it?
00:13:47Yours and Austin's marriage certificate.
00:13:51This isn't real.
00:13:53Vegas shotgun wedding!
00:13:56It was our first indie movie together!
00:14:00They had no money,
00:14:01so the director faked our wedding as real.
00:14:06Austin and I are legally married.
00:14:10Even if this is real,
00:14:12you have to prove that you both consented to marry.
00:14:15Well...
00:14:17We were dating at the time.
00:14:19You know that mole by his upper thigh?
00:14:22What do you want, Amanda?
00:14:24I want that part!
00:14:26And...
00:14:31I want you to divorce Austin.
00:14:34That's crazy.
00:14:36Austin would never buy that.
00:14:40This isn't a negotiation.
00:14:43If you want to keep Austin out of jail,
00:14:46do your job!
00:14:48Oh!
00:14:50How is Cece?
00:14:52She's in her first year at Hollywood Middle School, right?
00:14:56Who are you?
00:14:58Who am I?
00:15:00I'm Austin's wife, bitch!
00:15:02You're just my Sandin.
00:15:03You're just my Sandin.
00:15:10Ladies and gentlemen,
00:15:12the cast of Jack Carter for your return!
00:15:15First, we have Austin Cooper
00:15:18as the legendary Jack Carter.
00:15:21Hey, Jack!
00:15:23Next, in his first acting role,
00:15:25one of the world's biggest pop stars,
00:15:27Jen!
00:15:28is Jack Seventh!
00:15:33And finally,
00:15:35playing Jasmine, Jack's star-cross lover,
00:15:38let me reintroduce...
00:15:40Amanda Scott!
00:15:50What the actual fuck?
00:15:52Did you know about this?
00:15:53This...
00:15:54is the sexy,
00:15:56seductive main cast.
00:15:58Are there any questions?
00:16:01Amanda, Austin,
00:16:02have you guys buried the hatchet?
00:16:04Amanda, what was prison like?
00:16:06Thank you guys so much for coming out.
00:16:08Thank you for all your questions.
00:16:09My agent is going to be answering all of your questions today.
00:16:12Love you all!
00:16:17Hi.
00:16:18I'm sure all of you are shocked,
00:16:20but...
00:16:22after spending a lot of time with Amanda,
00:16:25I can assure you that...
00:16:28she's...
00:16:30reformed.
00:16:37Well, what about Austin?
00:16:38Are your famous going to affect your marriage?
00:16:41No.
00:16:44Because...
00:16:46Austin and I...
00:16:47Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:16:51Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:16:52Don't let me know!
00:16:53Don't let me know!
00:16:54Don't let me know!
00:16:55Don't let me know!
00:16:56What?
00:16:57Why?
00:16:58Why?
00:16:59Why?
00:17:00Why?
00:17:02Why?
00:17:04Will you marry me?
00:17:06Yes!
00:17:08Yes, I'll marry you!
00:17:10I still fall for you
00:17:12I still fall for you
00:17:14No lights, no script, no cue
00:17:17When loving me meant love in you
00:17:19Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:17:21Hi!
00:17:22Can you verify a marriage record between Austin Cooper and Amanda Scott?
00:17:24It's legitimate.
00:17:26Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:17:27Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:17:29Hi!
00:17:30Can you verify a marriage record between Austin Cooper and Amanda Scott?
00:17:33It's legitimate.
00:17:41We...
00:17:42We just simply aren't in love anymore.
00:17:46And...
00:17:47I've made the decision that we're best as business partners.
00:17:51So that we can focus on...
00:17:53Making this incredible movie.
00:17:56Austin.
00:17:57I'm sorry.
00:17:58Amanda's threat is real.
00:17:59If I don't walk away, you could go to jail.
00:18:00Ha!
00:18:01Okay, okay!
00:18:02Ha ha ha!
00:18:03Very funny.
00:18:04That's an amazing PR stunt.
00:18:05You really had me fooled out there.
00:18:07No.
00:18:08Austin knew.
00:18:10It's not a lie.
00:18:12Amanda got to you, didn't she?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Amanda got to you, didn't she?
00:18:15No.
00:18:16Amanda, she's...
00:18:18She's good for the film.
00:18:19She's good for the film?
00:18:20Is that all you care about?
00:18:21What about our family?
00:18:22I am thinking about our family.
00:18:25We're not happy, Austin.
00:18:28This film is a chance for us to figure out what we're going to do.
00:18:32And I'm not happy.
00:18:33We're not happy, Austin.
00:18:34We're not happy.
00:18:35You're not happy.
00:18:36We're not happy, Austin.
00:18:37I'm happy.
00:18:38We're not happy.
00:18:39I'm happy.
00:18:40I'm happy.
00:18:41This film is a chance for us to figure out what we're missing in our lives.
00:18:45Wow! We got the press eating out of our hands!
00:18:50This is Buzz!
00:18:54You gave me a K-pop star as a villain, a felon as my co-lead, and a live breakup!
00:19:03I love it! Don't stop! Keep it up!
00:19:07Best agent ever!
00:19:12And Austin, I cannot wait to share the screen with you again.
00:19:17Among other things.
00:19:20Rachel, I love you.
00:19:24If any of this is true, look me in my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.
00:19:29Tell me!
00:19:35I still fall for you
00:19:38Even when the story starts
00:19:42Even when there's nothing
00:19:44I don't love you anymore.
00:19:46I still fall for you
00:19:49I still fall for you
00:19:53No lights, no script, no cure
00:19:57Uncle Austin?
00:20:02Come here.
00:20:07Are you really leaving us?
00:20:09Just for a little bit of time.
00:20:11Your mom and I just...
00:20:14We need some space.
00:20:15I won't wear headphones in the house anymore.
00:20:17I'll be good, I swear.
00:20:18Just please don't leave.
00:20:19This has nothing to do with you.
00:20:22Okay?
00:20:23I promise, no matter what happens, I will always be there for you.
00:20:27That's what my dad said.
00:20:29Then he left.
00:20:32See?
00:20:33Now CeCe has two broken families.
00:20:54Have you even thought about how she feels?
00:20:57CeCe's not your daughter, Austin.
00:21:00She never will be.
00:21:22Congrats, boss.
00:21:23The break went viral.
00:21:25TMZ's named you and Austin as Hollywood's hottest singles.
00:21:29Technically, you're a MILF.
00:21:33Please, I'm not a MILF.
00:21:38Told you.
00:21:39You're hot, girl.
00:21:53Austin, Austin.
00:21:54How's it feel like to be the hottest stepdad in Hollywood?
00:21:56Austin!
00:21:57I'm your biggest fan!
00:21:58Are you really single?
00:21:59Any comments, miss?
00:22:00Don't talk to her.
00:22:01Out of the way.
00:22:06We're here now, so you can go.
00:22:10Hey, CeCe.
00:22:12And hi, Austin Cooper.
00:22:14Hi, Ms. Stone.
00:22:16CeCe always says how you're her favorite teacher.
00:22:18Well, you're my favorite actor.
00:22:19In fact, I also recently got divorced.
00:22:22Welcome to the club.
00:22:24Shall we grab a drink and talk about CeCe's future?
00:22:28Gross.
00:22:29When are you gonna want her back?
00:22:30CeCe, your mom just wants some space right now.
00:22:31She doesn't want space.
00:22:32She wants you.
00:22:33Why can't you act like the big action star that everyone loves and fight for her?
00:22:35Why can't you act like the big action star that everyone loves and fight for her?
00:22:48Jin, I wasn't expecting you.
00:23:03Coolest surprises, remember?
00:23:07The day after you signed me, I'm in the movie of the year, playing the biggest villain
00:23:12since Sam's.
00:23:19What's going on?
00:23:24Talk to me, do you know?
00:23:25Yeah, I'm okay.
00:23:27It's just another Hollywood breakup story.
00:23:30No!
00:23:31You're different.
00:23:33The way you handle the press, not only are you the hottest agent in town, you're the strongest
00:23:41woman I know.
00:23:42I hope we're not interrupting anything.
00:23:53Looks like Cupid threw up all over this room.
00:23:57Um, is this for me?
00:24:00No.
00:24:01Cece thought that your room could use some color.
00:24:05Jin, can you sign my MacBook?
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09Here you go.
00:24:12Austin!
00:24:13He signed us.
00:24:14Traitor.
00:24:15So, you're my love nemesis.
00:24:19You know, in the film.
00:24:22I'll take it easy on you.
00:24:23I know it's your first time.
00:24:24It must be pretty intimidating.
00:24:25Not really.
00:24:26After you've performed live for 100,000 fans and live streamed to millions, it's kinda
00:24:29hard to get intimidated.
00:24:30Having the number one movie for five years in a number one movie for five years in a row
00:24:37will do the same thing to you.
00:24:40Kid.
00:24:41Kid.
00:24:42Kid.
00:24:43And I guess I should learn some tips from you.
00:24:45Cause you are, how do I say, older?
00:24:49Kid.
00:24:50Mm-hmm.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52As much as I love watching this testosterone showdown, I have work to do.
00:24:56So, goodbye.
00:24:59Bye.
00:25:00Bye.
00:25:01Bye, Cici.
00:25:02Let me guess.
00:25:03You're a fan.
00:25:04You're biggest, actually.
00:25:06No.
00:25:07I'm Lucy Carpenter.
00:25:08You died for me in Alta's Crimes of Passion.
00:25:12Oh!
00:25:13No, no.
00:25:25No!
00:25:26No, no, no, no.
00:25:27Oh, Lucy.
00:25:29Sorry, it's been a long week.
00:25:32Hey, I was just cast in Jack Carter.
00:25:36I play Sasha, the spy who, why, is she into the funeral barracks.
00:25:41who tries to kill you and have sex with you.
00:25:56Boss, did you see TMZ?
00:26:11I need to talk to you.
00:26:16It's trending number one.
00:26:18You okay?
00:26:20What? Of course. Yeah, I'm fine. This is great.
00:26:24It's more press for us.
00:26:35Hey, loser!
00:26:37I saw our mom thump your dad on live TV.
00:26:39Oh wait, he's not even your real dad.
00:26:42Basin, you're just a freak and nobody loves you.
00:26:48She's a freak? We all know you.
00:26:50Went to bed at Tom's sleepover, James.
00:26:55Thanks, Sam.
00:26:56No sweat.
00:26:57My mom was in our third marriage.
00:26:59Don't get used to it.
00:27:00Maybe it's me.
00:27:01Maybe I am a freak.
00:27:03If you're a freak, then I'm a freak.
00:27:05We can be freaks together.
00:27:09Here, have mine.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:16Hey.
00:27:17Do you want to see me?
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19You go and assault a photographer and then go out with your 20-year-old co-star. What the hell are you doing, Austin?
00:27:27First of all, that guy was in Cece's face.
00:27:28I was protecting her.
00:27:29Second of all, she's a mature 25.
00:27:30And it wasn't a date.
00:27:31I'm glad that you protected Cece.
00:27:32I'm glad that you protected Cece.
00:27:33But just because you're single now doesn't mean you get to go ahead and do whatever the hell you want.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:36You're jealous.
00:27:37No.
00:27:38I'm just...
00:27:39I'm just...
00:27:40I'm protecting your image.
00:27:41I'm just...
00:27:42I'm protecting your image.
00:27:43I'm just...
00:27:44I'm just...
00:27:45protecting your image.
00:27:46No.
00:27:47I'm just...
00:27:48As your agent, I'm just...
00:27:49I'm glad that you protected Cece.
00:27:51But just because you're single now doesn't mean you get to go ahead and do whatever the hell you want.
00:27:56Okay.
00:28:00You're jealous?
00:28:02No.
00:28:04I'm just, as your agent, I'm just...
00:28:08I'm protecting your image.
00:28:10Says the babysitter of an 18-year-old pop star.
00:28:13Clint Holloway called.
00:28:16He saw the news on Austin and wants to see you in his office.
00:28:19Now.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21Time to clean up your mess.
00:28:26Hey.
00:28:27What?
00:28:36I gotta go.
00:28:37Stay out of trouble.
00:28:43Your husband is trending.
00:28:49If you thought this messy drama is what I meant by buzz...
00:28:58You're absolutely right!
00:28:59I love it!
00:29:02Oh, thank God.
00:29:04I mean, you're right.
00:29:05Any press is good press.
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:08Now.
00:29:09Big story.
00:29:10Austin and Amanda.
00:29:12Let's get him on a date.
00:29:13Let the world know the chemistry's back.
00:29:17You want me to fake a date?
00:29:21I don't think that he'll go for that.
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:30Here's the thing.
00:29:31I don't do well with no's.
00:29:34If you can't get it done,
00:29:36you'll be getting coffee for the person who will.
00:29:44You really gonna make me whine and dine, Amanda?
00:29:46It's one date.
00:29:48Clint needs chemistry and the press needs a story.
00:29:52One without Lucy.
00:29:55I told you nothing happened.
00:29:57Besides, I'm not the one with an office full of gifts from these thirsty guys.
00:30:00I don't want to fight you.
00:30:04Not here.
00:30:06Okay?
00:30:07I got the roses.
00:30:08For Amanda.
00:30:11I'm officially part of the saddest season of The Bachelor.
00:30:14You're an actor.
00:30:15Show it.
00:30:16And you're my agent.
00:30:18Save me.
00:30:30Hello, my dear boyfriend.
00:30:49Roses!
00:30:51My favorite.
00:30:56You're always so thoughtful.
00:31:00You should go gazed and stay out of my life.
00:31:05Reunited at last.
00:31:08Mr. Jack Carter.
00:31:11Smile.
00:31:13With teeth.
00:31:15That was so great.
00:31:20So magical.
00:31:21That's good, that's good.
00:31:22This is insane.
00:31:23I don't know.
00:31:25Reminds me of old times.
00:31:26Remember our dating contract.
00:31:27The contract says that we are boyfriend and girlfriend.
00:31:31A contract.
00:31:33To promote the movie that we were in.
00:31:35Yeah, no, I'd rather not.
00:31:36I don't get you.
00:31:38We are both hot, smart, and good at what we do.
00:31:42We could rule this town.
00:31:44Why aren't you interested?
00:31:45Because I love Rachel.
00:31:46It's that simple.
00:31:48And yet she divorced you.
00:31:51People change.
00:31:53For better and for worse.
00:31:56I need to freshen up.
00:31:57Eרגle
00:32:19What the hell was that?
00:32:22Keep your voice down.
00:32:24We are being watched.
00:32:25Screw this. I don't care. I'm done with this.
00:32:27Amanda, what was that?
00:32:30Austin's mad, but I just did what you told me to do.
00:32:35You said to kiss him.
00:32:39Yes.
00:32:42I did.
00:32:46Gross.
00:32:47Every day, there's just a new story about my family.
00:32:50Why can't Austin and Rachel just make up?
00:32:51You could get them back together.
00:32:53Me? But I'm just a freak.
00:32:56Yeah. Freaking smart.
00:32:58If anyone could do it, it'd be you.
00:33:07Hey, Cece.
00:33:11What's this?
00:33:12Little day?
00:33:15What's your name, kid?
00:33:18Stop playing pretend all the time, okay?
00:33:20You're not my dad.
00:33:23Austin expects first dollar gross.
00:33:30Austin!
00:33:32You two have been killing it lately.
00:33:35That date with Amanda?
00:33:36Gold!
00:33:37The studio wants us to enter production immediately.
00:33:42That's great.
00:33:44Well, um, you two have fun with the boys.
00:33:48I think it's a time for me to step back a little bit.
00:33:51Oh, wait.
00:33:53I need Rachel to be on the shoot.
00:33:55What?
00:33:56For how long?
00:33:57For the whole shoot.
00:33:58Why?
00:34:00She cast the whole project.
00:34:02You, Amanda,
00:34:04Jin,
00:34:05Lucy.
00:34:06Ah, you young ones are so greedy.
00:34:11We're not exactly friendly.
00:34:12Jin almost threw fists at me.
00:34:14Lucy and Amanda threw themselves.
00:34:16We need Rachel there to babysit.
00:34:19All right.
00:34:21Welcome to the circus.
00:34:22Yes.
00:34:39Yeah, yeah, good day.
00:34:41Okay.
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:11I love your music.
00:35:41I got it thank you wow what are the
00:36:11odds. Where's Cece? She's at home with my mom where I should be.
00:36:27But he's not good enough for you.
00:36:33But I love him. No you don't. Let me be the man you need. Let me be the man to kill Jack Carter.
00:36:48How's that? It was good. Yeah? Very believable.
00:36:54I got to do a live twitch. Like a like a twitch?
00:37:03I'll teach you one day. Thanks Nuna. You're the best.
00:37:10I miss you.
00:37:38I miss you.
00:37:45I can't take this. Just apologize.
00:37:50I still fall for you. It's about time you're all dressed.
00:37:57No lights, no snow, no cure.
00:38:06Lucy. Hey Rachel. Thank you so much for getting me that audition. Austin's been super helpful too.
00:38:12Yeah. Sometimes too helpful. I don't want this to be awkward. But I really like Austin.
00:38:23And I just wanted to make sure that there wasn't anything between you guys. Still.
00:38:30No. We're ancient history.
00:38:33Great. Thank you Rachel. I'm so glad you're so cool about this.
00:38:38Mrs. Cooper. The divorce agreement is ready when you are.
00:38:53I want you. I want you. I want you. Good. But the I want you is still a little flat.
00:39:09Okay. I want you. Again. You have to feel it. Okay. I want you. To die. I want you.
00:39:31I want you. That's not your line. No, Austin. Like, I want you. Rachel even said it was okay.
00:39:38She said what?
00:39:40You left the door open. Come on in.
00:39:59Your contract. I got you a salary bump and points on the back end. These are divorce papers.
00:40:10Why are you serving me divorce papers? Why are you in such a rush?
00:40:14I can give you guys a minute.
00:40:16No, no. You can stay. You gave your blessing already. Right, Rachel?
00:40:21I just thought it would be good to take care of this before filming starts.
00:40:26I'm not signing anything until my lawyer goes through.
00:40:28Austin, I don't want to fight.
00:40:30Then leave.
00:40:35Close the door.
00:40:36Have fun.
00:40:39Rehearsing.
00:40:51You can leave too.
00:40:52But I thought everything was cool. I thought Rachel didn't care.
00:40:55I care.
00:40:58Go.
00:40:59Now.
00:41:01Now.
00:41:02Now.
00:41:06Now.
00:41:13Now.
00:41:14Now.
00:41:19What the fuck am I doing?
00:41:34Austin, how do you not know about your marriage to Amanda?
00:41:37If we had a divorce, we could go to jail.
00:41:41Why is it so hard to hate you?
00:41:47Rachel!
00:41:49Rachel!
00:42:16Your contract, I was able to
00:42:17get you a little bit of back-end.
00:42:19I don't care about the contract.
00:42:21I care about you.
00:42:23What's going on?
00:42:25I just get so emotional when I get my clients these great deals.
00:42:31This is about the superstar, isn't it?
00:42:35I've been divorced once.
00:42:37I never thought that I would be divorced.
00:42:41Twice.
00:42:43I don't care about you.
00:42:45I don't care about you.
00:42:49But before I could even walk, my dad bounced.
00:42:53I don't care about you.
00:42:55I don't care about you.
00:42:57I don't care about you.
00:42:59I don't care about you.
00:43:01I don't care about you.
00:43:03I don't care about you.
00:43:05I don't care about you.
00:43:07I don't care about you.
00:43:09I don't care about you.
00:43:11I don't care about you.
00:43:13I don't care about you.
00:43:15I don't care about you.
00:43:17So when I turned six, she forced me to hit the streets.
00:43:21Sing for tips.
00:43:23That's how I got discovered.
00:43:27And trained harder than any other boys.
00:43:31And here I am.
00:43:33So, you're saying it gets better?
00:43:39No, I was just flexing.
00:43:47I'm saying you're a really good mom.
00:43:51And Sissy's lucky to have you.
00:43:54And when you're ready,
00:43:56you can have any guy you want.
00:44:01Apparently I'm a MILF.
00:44:03A MILF?
00:44:05What's that?
00:44:09It means...
00:44:13Mom.
00:44:15Relax.
00:44:17Of course I know what it means.
00:44:19Nope.
00:44:21And honestly...
00:44:23Kind of my type.
00:44:27Oh my god.
00:44:31For helping me.
00:44:33Rachel.
00:44:41We need to talk.
00:44:45Rachel.
00:44:46We need to talk about this contract.
00:44:48Now?
00:44:49Yes, now.
00:44:50It's all wrong.
00:44:51Hey man, take a chill pill.
00:44:53Hey man, I'm talking to my wife.
00:44:55Well, you're in my room.
00:44:57So?
00:44:58No, no, no.
00:44:59Enough.
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:02What's going on?
00:45:03I am not signing this.
00:45:04It's completely unfair.
00:45:06Which part?
00:45:07Did you even read it?
00:45:08I'm not taking anything from you.
00:45:10Exactly.
00:45:11It's unfair.
00:45:12You should take at least 50%.
00:45:13I'm not a charity case.
00:45:15What is wrong with you, Austin?
00:45:17What is wrong with me?
00:45:18There's obviously something going on here,
00:45:20and you're not being honest with me.
00:45:22Being honest with you?
00:45:24You married Amanda.
00:45:26The woman who abducted me, by the way.
00:45:29And you didn't tell me.
00:45:31Married?
00:45:32I did.
00:45:36But are you saying that Amanda had something to do with this?
00:45:39No.
00:45:40No!
00:45:42This is about us.
00:45:44I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:45:46Alright.
00:45:47It's late.
00:45:48You should go, bro.
00:45:49Shut up, kid.
00:45:50The adults are talking.
00:45:51As long as this kid's bat time.
00:45:53You playing hero now?
00:45:54No.
00:45:55But you're playing villain.
00:45:57Okay?
00:45:58Whoa!
00:45:59Austin!
00:46:18What the hell happened to you, kid?
00:46:20I, um, felt.
00:46:26Stupid, I know.
00:46:30That is stupid.
00:46:31Makeup!
00:46:32Fix this!
00:46:38Oh, Jack.
00:46:40You remember me.
00:46:42No.
00:46:43But I remember those lips.
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:45Cut!
00:46:46Got your line again?
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:49Oops!
00:46:50I guess, um, we'll have to go for me kissing him.
00:46:52Austin.
00:46:53Look at us!
00:46:54I'm back in action.
00:46:55Really brings back memories, doesn't it?
00:47:03The exact locations, the amazing food and our wedding in Vegas.
00:47:04Our wedding?
00:47:05You mean the Vegas shotgun wedding?
00:47:06For the movie?
00:47:07There's no way we...
00:47:08It's impossible.
00:47:09It's Hollywood, baby.
00:47:10Nothing's impossible.
00:47:11It's Hollywood, baby.
00:47:12Nothing's impossible.
00:47:13Nothing's impossible.
00:47:15It's Hollywood, baby.
00:47:16Nothing's impossible.
00:47:17It's Hollywood, baby.
00:47:18Nothing's impossible.
00:47:20Quiet on set!
00:47:26Quiet on set!
00:47:27Um...
00:47:28H&M!
00:47:29What?
00:47:30Is?
00:47:31Mm intuitive.
00:47:32I'm fine.
00:47:33I'm fine!
00:47:34It's gia gostache!
00:47:35No!
00:47:36Don't try!
00:47:37For the future!
00:47:38Well...
00:47:39Who's?
00:47:40I'm sorry.
00:47:41How then?
00:47:42You must try the hero Frost.
00:47:44I'm fine.
00:47:45Did you do this?
00:47:46What's this difference?
00:47:47Okay, let's take it from the kiss again.
00:47:52Ready?
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55Action.
00:48:13You got something here.
00:48:15Cut!
00:48:25Rachel, here.
00:48:29Get snacks?
00:48:31Take a dry cleaning?
00:48:33You want me to run your errands?
00:48:38She's not your assistant, bro.
00:48:40Well, bro, every great agent takes care of their biggest client's needs.
00:48:45Second biggest.
00:48:49Fine.
00:48:50I'm gonna run the errands.
00:48:51Just try not to kill each other before I get back.
00:48:55You know what?
00:48:56I'm gonna need Rachel to reach my lines.
00:48:58Take one of my assistants.
00:49:00You need the help.
00:49:03Thanks, Jane.
00:49:20Did Jane and my mom just kiss?
00:49:22First kiss.
00:49:25I need to talk to my mom.
00:49:35Make him hate you!
00:49:38You're my agent, yes?
00:49:40So sell it!
00:49:41He does hate me already, Amanda.
00:49:45But that doesn't mean that he's gonna love you.
00:49:50You're right.
00:49:51But if I can't have him, nobody can.
00:49:55What are you planning?
00:50:00If you wanna save Austin, then walk off the set and out of his life!
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:10I'll be gone in 24 hours.
00:50:11So it's all Amanda's fault.
00:50:24And Austin has no idea what's going on.
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:27Operation Unbreakup is on.
00:50:29Hey, Mom.
00:50:30Hey, Mr. Cooper!
00:50:31I need your help.
00:50:32What's up?
00:50:33I like Sam, but I'm scared to tell them the truth.
00:50:35See, you'll see how it's been obsessed with Jen.
00:50:38Jen's son is on.
00:50:39I'm on.
00:50:40I'm on.
00:50:41I'm on.
00:50:42I'm on.
00:50:43I'm on.
00:50:44I'm on.
00:50:45I'm on.
00:50:46I'm on.
00:50:47I'm on.
00:50:48I'm on.
00:50:49I'm on.
00:50:50I'm on.
00:50:51I'm on.
00:50:52I'm on.
00:50:53Hey, Mom.
00:50:54Hey, Mr. Cooper.
00:50:55I need your help.
00:50:56What's up?
00:50:57I'm on.
00:50:58Mr. Jen.
00:50:59Jen sucks.
00:51:00But jealousy sucks even more.
00:51:03It hurts.
00:51:04Well, if you like him, you should tell him.
00:51:06Be honest.
00:51:07Even if it hurts?
00:51:09It's not going to hurt.
00:51:11Come on.
00:51:12That was fine, Sam.
00:51:13Oh, wait.
00:51:14Hold on.
00:51:15Ow.
00:51:16Have you ever been in love?
00:51:18I'm in love with Rachel.
00:51:20Of course.
00:51:22She means everything to me, which is why it hurts so much to see her with Jen.
00:51:27Yeah, but that's Chelsea.
00:51:29Right?
00:51:30And Chelsea doesn't come from love.
00:51:32It comes from fear.
00:51:34And here I thought I was supposed to be teaching you something.
00:51:46We missed it.
00:51:48You seem like a cool dude, Sam.
00:51:49What was that about?
00:51:50Austin loves you and you love him too.
00:51:51So just be with him already.
00:51:52Clint wants to see you now.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54I gotta go.
00:51:55Rachel, Amanda had this brilliant idea.
00:51:57What if she and Austin sign a relationship contract?
00:51:58A few public dates.
00:51:59A kiss here, a kiss there.
00:52:00Big proposal on premiere day.
00:52:01What if she and Austin sign a relationship contract?
00:52:04A few public dates.
00:52:05A kiss here, a kiss there.
00:52:06Big proposal on premiere day.
00:52:07That'd be good publicity, right?
00:52:08Um.
00:52:09Clint, as Austin's agent.
00:52:10What if she and Austin sign a relationship contract?
00:52:12A few public dates.
00:52:13A kiss here, a kiss there.
00:52:14Big proposal on premiere day.
00:52:15That'd be good publicity, right?
00:52:18Um.
00:52:19Clint, as Austin's agent.
00:52:20That's never happening.
00:52:21What did you say to me?
00:52:22I have to keep my client's best interest in mind.
00:52:23It's a no.
00:52:24Nobody says no to me.
00:52:25No.
00:52:26No.
00:52:27No.
00:52:28No.
00:52:29No.
00:52:30No.
00:52:31No.
00:52:32No.
00:52:33No.
00:52:34No.
00:52:35No.
00:52:36No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:38No.
00:52:39No.
00:52:40No.
00:52:41No.
00:52:42No.
00:52:43No.
00:52:44No.
00:52:45No.
00:52:46No.
00:52:47No.
00:52:48No.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50No.
00:52:51No.
00:52:52No.
00:52:53No.
00:52:54No.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56No.
00:52:57No.
00:52:58No.
00:52:59No.
00:53:00No.
00:53:01No.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03No.
00:53:04No.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07No.
00:53:08No.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No.
00:53:11No.
00:53:12No.
00:53:13No.
00:53:14No.
00:53:15No.
00:53:16No.
00:53:17Now I know why you divorced her.
00:53:19Real nice.
00:53:21What was that? What did you say?
00:53:23What did I say?
00:53:25I didn't mean it like that.
00:53:27Look, Rachel, if he's giving you a problem, I can...
00:53:29No, I can deal with him. That's my job.
00:53:31Speaking of my job,
00:53:33there's a crisis at the agency.
00:53:37I need to leave tomorrow.
00:53:47Jin, can we talk?
00:53:57Come in. I'm just in the shower.
00:53:59I'll be out in a bit.
00:54:17Sit down in a minute.
00:54:21You okay?
00:54:27You okay?
00:54:29You okay?
00:54:31Um...
00:54:33Yes, sorry. It's hot.
00:54:35I mean...
00:54:37It's humid.
00:54:39So?
00:54:41What's going on?
00:54:43So...
00:54:45Um...
00:54:46I have to leave tomorrow.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:49It was about that kiss?
00:54:51Uh...
00:54:52No.
00:54:53Jin.
00:54:54But I'm not...
00:54:55Don't worry about it.
00:54:57I knew you wanted to make Austin jealous.
00:55:01Hope I didn't go too far.
00:55:05Or...
00:55:10You may not find out.
00:55:15No...
00:55:32Shit.
00:55:33Am I...
00:55:35...pregnant?
00:55:40Rachel...
00:55:41Are you okay?
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:47You're so good.
00:55:49I'm just, um, run down.
00:55:52I'm going to the pharmacy.
00:55:54I need something.
00:55:58You could have any girl in the world.
00:56:01So why choose me?
00:56:03Because you're the only girl I've seen.
00:56:06I save this world over and over again.
00:56:11Because you're in it.
00:56:18I love you, Rachel.
00:56:23Did you just say Rachel?
00:56:29Cut!
00:56:30Get your head in the game, Cooper.
00:56:34Everyone take five.
00:56:39Yo.
00:56:41Come on, come on.
00:56:56Come on, come on.
00:57:01Stop hoisting my husband's mind!
00:57:07Amanda, please not right now.
00:57:09Do you know how hard I've worked to make him forget about you?
00:57:16Don't forget.
00:57:18Austin is my husband.
00:57:21Leave now, and you and your mini-me get to live.
00:57:27Fine.
00:57:30I'll leave tonight.
00:57:30I'll leave tonight.
00:57:30Austin, I need to talk to you.
00:57:58My mom, she's...
00:57:59Austin, I need to talk to you.
00:58:04My mom, she's...
00:58:05Cooper!
00:58:06This isn't a daycare.
00:58:08Picture's up!
00:58:11It's easy, I'm working.
00:58:13Austin, I swear, this is life or death.
00:58:14I need to talk to you now.
00:58:15It's easy.
00:58:16What's gotten into you?
00:58:20Austin!
00:58:21Picture is up!
00:58:22Just a second.
00:58:24I forgot my lines.
00:58:35Mom is being blackmailed by Amanda.
00:58:36She says you're her husband.
00:58:38And then she threatened us.
00:58:39I'm telling you, she's evil.
00:58:40Cece, I know you want us to be together, but come on.
00:58:43Why won't you believe me?
00:58:45She said it wasn't about Amanda.
00:58:47Because she's trying to protect you.
00:58:51And there's something else.
00:58:52My mom.
00:58:54I think she's brave.
00:58:59This is the biggest stunt in the film.
00:59:01I've got to wait for you to finish story time.
00:59:03Let's go.
00:59:04Cece, I believe you.
00:59:06We'll talk after this stunt, okay?
00:59:08Go down the line.
00:59:13When you get to the ramp, I want attitude!
00:59:17Could Cece be telling the truth?
00:59:19Austin, you with me?
00:59:21Yeah, just one second.
00:59:30Rachel, I need to ask you something.
00:59:32I need to tell you something.
00:59:33Get on the bike or get off my set!
00:59:38Clint, is this even safe?
00:59:40Can't you use a stunt elbow?
00:59:41And now, the agent is telling me how to direct.
00:59:45Yay!
00:59:46Stay in your lane!
00:59:55Action!
00:59:55What the...
01:00:13What the fuck?
01:00:16Someone call an ambulance!
01:00:18Now!
01:00:18Austin, I'm coming with you!
01:00:27What?
01:00:27Who the hell you are!
01:00:29The film must go on!
01:00:31Screw your film!
01:00:32Austin's hurt!
01:00:33And I need a replacement!
01:00:36That's my fucking husband!
01:00:37And this is my fucking film!
01:00:40Okay?
01:00:41I need a new Jack Carter!
01:00:43Toronto!
01:00:44How about...
01:00:45a Miss Carter?
01:00:48That'll make headlines.
01:00:51Get me the damn screenwriter!
01:00:56Bishop!
01:00:58How's the superstar?
01:00:59I don't know!
01:01:00They won't let me see him!
01:01:03You still love him?
01:01:04Director!
01:01:15Rachel needs to go!
01:01:17What did you say?
01:01:19I'm leaving!
01:01:20I'm not coming back into Austin's recovery!
01:01:22You're staying here!
01:01:24Define me now, and you're done in this town!
01:01:27If you do that, then I won't.
01:01:31Good luck with listening to Superstar and the Popstar!
01:01:33What would it be?
01:01:37Director!
01:01:39Fuck!
01:01:47You're my Uber, right?
01:01:48Yes, ma'am.
01:01:49St. Mercy's Hospital?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:51Could you please drive faster with an emergency?
01:02:03No can do, ma'am.
01:02:05Gotta stay under the limit.
01:02:07Just about that acting fella.
01:02:08Austin Cooper?
01:02:10Do you know something?
01:02:12A buddy of mine's a paramedic.
01:02:15Said he done lost his arm and his damn leg.
01:02:17And he ain't gonna make you.
01:02:19No.
01:02:20No, Mr.
01:02:21Ma'am, there's a fun fact about stop signs.
01:02:28There ain't no registered time limit that you gotta sit at him.
01:02:32Could be one second.
01:02:33Could be three seconds.
01:02:34Five seconds.
01:02:35Reckon, I guess it's up to me.
01:02:36What the fuck?
01:02:37Can you please just go?
01:02:38All right, all right.
01:02:44No, no, no.
01:02:45You could have made that.
01:02:46Ma'am, yellow means slow, not go.
01:02:49Sir, this is life or death.
01:02:50Yes, ma'am, and that's why safety is first.
01:02:53Unless you want to join him in the ICU.
01:02:55ICU?
01:02:57What else do you know?
01:02:58Just that he's very, very...
01:03:01Just that he's very, very deadly handsome.
01:03:11And talented.
01:03:13Why are you one of those crazy superfans?
01:03:16No, I'm his wife.
01:03:18He's the love of my life.
01:03:19Why are we slowing down?
01:03:31There's no stop sign.
01:03:33There's no traffic light.
01:03:34Look at that sunset.
01:03:41What the fuck?
01:03:42Dude, I'm gonna give you a one-star review.
01:03:44Can you please just go faster?
01:03:48Whatever.
01:03:49I still fall for you
01:03:53Even when the story's yours
01:03:57Even when there's nothing on
01:04:00I still fall for you
01:04:04You said just stay
01:04:07And I forgot how to walk away
01:04:14I still fall for you
01:04:18Even when the story's yours
01:04:21Even if you hate me too
01:04:25Austin
01:04:30I thought
01:04:32I thought you were
01:04:34I made it out with just some cuts and bruises
01:04:41I made this whole
01:04:42Driving act
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:46Are you trying to send me back to the hospital?
01:04:47What was that for?
01:04:48You set me up
01:04:50What?
01:04:51To test if I still love you or something?
01:04:54Guess what?
01:04:55I do
01:04:55I fucking love you, Austin Cooper
01:04:58And I love you
01:04:59To death
01:05:00And I love you
01:05:01Rachel Herman
01:05:02You drive me crazy
01:05:05And make me stupid
01:05:07I'm sorry for everything that I did
01:05:09And everything that I said
01:05:11I hate me when I can't love you
01:05:15I hate me too
01:05:17So
01:05:25Do the commander have something to do with this?
01:05:32Yeah
01:05:32But
01:05:33I can
01:05:35I can take care of it
01:05:37Okay?
01:05:38I'm your agent
01:05:38It's my job to protect you
01:05:40And I'm your husband
01:05:40I'll make sure no one hurts you
01:05:44Rachel
01:05:46You're not my husband
01:05:49The Vegas shotgun wedding
01:05:55You're saying that the marriage certificate was real?
01:05:58I'm sorry for making everything worse
01:06:03It's okay
01:06:05You did what you thought was right
01:06:07Thank you
01:06:09For telling me
01:06:11Everything
01:06:13Well, not everything
01:06:16There's something that you should know
01:06:28I'm pregnant
01:06:29You're pregnant?
01:06:34I'm gonna be a dad?
01:06:38I'm gonna be a dad!
01:06:48You may not be my legal husband
01:06:50But you're for sure the father of my child
01:06:52I think we should wait a while before we tell Cece
01:07:14I know, Rachel
01:07:15Cece's smarter than both of us put together
01:07:19Yeah, but she's just a kid
01:07:22I may have given her heads up
01:07:38Austin!
01:07:41I'm so glad you're okay
01:07:43And are you guys...
01:07:46We're back together
01:07:49We're good
01:07:50Finally!
01:07:51Oh!
01:07:52I'm gonna stay in Austin's room tonight
01:07:54Because, um...
01:07:55You guys need the alone time
01:07:56Oh!
01:07:59Bye!
01:07:59Bye!
01:08:06I say we take her advice
01:08:07There's gotta be something wrong with this marriage certificate
01:08:20Wait, maybe check out the birth date
01:08:31I mean
01:08:33I mean, it looks good, but not that good
01:08:37I need to get in close
01:08:40You gotta find something that puts her away from good
01:08:43Then you have to act like you love her
01:08:46Then you have to act like you love her
01:08:46And that you hate me
01:08:48Hardest rule of a lifetime
01:08:51Oh my god, Austin!
01:08:58I have been so worried about you!
01:09:15Are you...
01:09:16Rachel?
01:09:17Rachel?
01:09:18You're still here?
01:09:19Yeah, well, I'm just glad you could be on set
01:09:21Otherwise, that would slash my agency for you
01:09:23I see my ex-wife's mind's where it always is
01:09:26In my checkbook
01:09:27Let's go
01:09:30And...
01:09:39Cut!
01:09:39Nice lunch, everyone!
01:09:43You were great today
01:09:44Just like old times
01:09:46And those pants are
01:09:48Hitting in all the right spots
01:09:50Someone's in a good mood today
01:09:53Here's your latte
01:09:57Extra hot
01:09:58This is whole milk
01:10:03I asked for oat
01:10:04I'm not your assistant, you know
01:10:06Yeah, I know
01:10:07They would have gotten it right
01:10:08That was incredible
01:10:20You don't really hate me, do you?
01:10:23I don't know
01:10:24You tell me
01:10:25Sneaking around things kinda hot
01:10:27Austin, you're back here!
01:10:30Rachel
01:10:31What are you...
01:10:33You pig!
01:10:35What?
01:10:36What are you...
01:10:37This asshole just tried to stiff me on my alimony
01:10:40Yeah
01:10:41He tried to drag me back here and see if we could work something out
01:10:45You're worse than my first ex-husband
01:10:47Uh...
01:10:48How many ex-husbands do you have?
01:10:49It's none of your business, Clint
01:10:51Oh...
01:10:52Cooper
01:10:53You're better than this
01:10:55What can I say?
01:10:56You won't get a SIT from Austin
01:10:58Oh yeah?
01:10:59Well...
01:11:00Tell my attorney that...
01:11:01Alright
01:11:02Save the drama for the camera
01:11:07That was close
01:11:08This acting thing is like...
01:11:10Kinda fun
01:11:11It's super fun
01:11:13Oh my god
01:11:14Sorry
01:11:15It's your turn
01:11:20It's your turn
01:11:21Action
01:11:22I just can't seem to get you out of my mind
01:11:37Why am I not surprised?
01:11:39I just didn't know
01:11:41Cool
01:11:43Is that any way to talk to your husband?
01:11:48Is that any way to talk to your husband?
01:11:53What changed?
01:11:55Working with you...
01:11:57Made me realize that...
01:12:00You were right
01:12:03We can roll this down
01:12:04Together
01:12:06Together
01:12:08And the sad single mom?
01:12:10I tried the day of life
01:12:12It's not for me
01:12:14I want
01:12:16Fun
01:12:18Adventure
01:12:20Fire
01:12:23I want you
01:12:27Prove it
01:12:30Take this costume home
01:12:31To go
01:12:34I think I am just the thing
01:12:56What are you looking for?
01:12:57What are you looking for?
01:13:01What are you looking for?
01:13:03Protection...
01:13:05I...
01:13:06Wasn't expecting a gun though
01:13:07You can never be too careful
01:13:09Now...
01:13:11Where...
01:13:12Were we?
01:13:14Oh...
01:13:16Hold that thought
01:13:18Oh...
01:13:19It's Clint
01:13:20He needs us right now
01:13:22What?
01:13:23No...
01:13:24It's just horrible timing
01:13:26I'll catch up with you later
01:13:28Oh...
01:13:29But...
01:13:43She always lied about her age
01:13:45She always said she was three years younger
01:13:47And that voids your marriage certificate?
01:13:50We're still married
01:13:51It's over
01:13:52It's over
01:13:53It's not over
01:13:54She'll find something else
01:13:55We need to do everything we can
01:13:56To keep her from harming us again
01:13:58Well how do we do that?
01:14:00She's an actor
01:14:02Let's give her one last role to play
01:14:03Quint...
01:14:05This isn't working
01:14:19Cut!
01:14:21What now pretty boy?
01:14:23As much as I would love to shoot gin
01:14:25A Mexican standoff is so cliche
01:14:27It's been done a million times
01:14:28Yeah...
01:14:30Which is how I made the studio billions of dollars
01:14:34Maybe I could shoot Austin
01:14:36Or...
01:14:37Me and Jen can get in a fight
01:14:39A gun falls out
01:14:40Amanda picks up the gun
01:14:42She shoots gin
01:14:43And she saves Jack
01:14:45I love it!
01:14:46It's a cliffhanger for a female John Carter
01:14:49Oh please Clint
01:14:51Please please please please please
01:14:53Remarkable!
01:14:54I like it!
01:14:55Get me the screenwriter
01:14:57Rewrite!
01:14:59Oh...
01:15:01Tomorrow's Preston
01:15:03I need you assholes on your best behavior
01:15:06Got it Clint D
01:15:08Oh...
01:15:10How about a take two?
01:15:12Take two...
01:15:14Hey Rachel!
01:15:15I saw your revised settlement
01:15:16You're crazy to think you'll even get a cent from Austin Cooper
01:15:20You're right, I'm not getting a cent
01:15:22I'm getting everything
01:15:24Your house
01:15:25Your car
01:15:26And what's left of your career
01:15:28I just love you too much baby
01:15:29To let you leave me
01:15:31My trailer
01:15:32Now
01:15:34I need to finish this now before she believes I was trying
01:15:45Holy shit, that was Oscar worthy
01:15:46Yeah?
01:15:47You think that she bought it?
01:15:48100%
01:15:49After this shoot, Amanda will be done with us for sure
01:15:51Oh my god yes
01:15:52Oh my god yes
01:15:53Oh my god
01:15:54Oh my god yes
01:15:55Oh my god
01:16:01Oh my god yes
01:16:02Oh my god yes
01:16:06She thinks I'm in love with her
01:16:07But to be honest
01:16:08I wouldn't even talk to her if the studio wasn't paying me any figures
01:16:10Well why did you give her that big hero moment?
01:16:15That wasn't for her, that was for me
01:16:17I hate guns on set
01:16:18One of my biggest nightmares is being shot with real bullets
01:16:20But that will never happen, right?
01:16:22Oh my god
01:16:23I hope not
01:16:24Whatever
01:16:25Meow
01:16:26No matter what happens tomorrow
01:16:39I'll always love you and Susie
01:16:41I'll always love you and Susie
01:16:42I'll always love you and Susie
01:16:43I'll always love you and Susie
01:17:03Always have a plan B
01:17:13All right
01:17:14This is it
01:17:15Get a Rivals
01:17:16One last battle
01:17:17Make it epic
01:17:18Here I am
01:17:19But even a close up
01:17:34You look a little tense
01:17:35You look a little tense.
01:17:37Just getting into character.
01:17:39You look a bit tense yourself.
01:17:41Just...guns!
01:17:43I hate guns.
01:17:45Give me another WG, careful.
01:17:47You know?
01:17:49Um...
01:17:51Action!
01:17:55I want to die, Jack!
01:17:57Jasmine, the gun! Grab the gun!
01:17:59Don't worry, Jack.
01:18:01I'll save you.
01:18:05Dammit, Jasmine! Shoot him!
01:18:07Don't do it, Jasmine!
01:18:13Dammit, Jasmine! Shoot him!
01:18:15Don't do it, Jasmine! Hold for sound.
01:18:17Cut!
01:18:19What the hell is the problem?
01:18:21Sorry, sir. I'm getting feedback off of Austin's mic.
01:18:23I'm gonna need to make some adjustments.
01:18:25Five minutes.
01:18:27Five minutes, people.
01:18:29You look great in that dress.
01:18:31For some of your age.
01:18:33Excuse me?
01:18:35You just look a bit older than you say.
01:18:37Four years older, to be exact.
01:18:39You lied on a marriage certificate.
01:18:41That means it's invalid.
01:18:43That means we're not married.
01:18:45Vanity is the devil, Amanda.
01:18:47You son of a bitch.
01:18:49Your fans are watching.
01:18:51We will never work together.
01:18:53Again.
01:18:55Final!
01:18:57Now, I want fireworks on this tape.
01:18:59Can you do that?
01:19:01I'll bring the fireworks.
01:19:03Damnit! Jasmine, shoot!
01:19:05Jasmine, shoot!
01:19:07Jasmine, don't do it!
01:19:09Cut!
01:19:11What are you doing?
01:19:13That's what you do.
01:19:15We'll never work together again.
01:19:17einer, we won't be a blast match at all.
01:19:19We won't be a blast match at all.
01:19:21We won't be a blast match at all.
01:19:23We won't be a blast match at all.
01:19:27No need to be a blast-
01:19:29We won't be a blast match at all.
01:19:31It's not Jasmine don't do it. It's don't do it Jasmine. Gotta be word perfect people.
01:19:38Can you idiots do anything right?
01:19:41What? No, am I the only professional around here?
01:19:45Can we go? This is the one. I can feel it.
01:19:48I feel it too. Ready? Action!
01:19:52Jasmine Shook! Don't do it Jasmine!
01:19:56Wow, Amanda's acting is so natural.
01:20:17Wait, why is Austin bleeding?
01:20:20Medic! I need a medic!
01:20:23No, Austin!
01:20:30Wait, why is Austin bleeding?
01:20:32Medic! I need a medic!
01:20:34No, Austin! Austin!
01:20:37Amanda, you used real bullets!
01:20:39Why? What did you do?
01:20:42You were supposed to hit me!
01:20:44You were fighting! It was a blur!
01:20:47No, Austin, don't die! You can't die, Austin! We are a power couple!
01:20:51What idiot brought live ammo to my set!
01:20:55Where the hell's my prop department?
01:20:58She had the gun all morning. I saw you walk in with him.
01:21:03No, no, no! It was the prop department and they set me up!
01:21:08You were always jealous of us.
01:21:10You couldn't handle the fact that he loved me!
01:21:13That is a lie! Austin loved me!
01:21:15The relationship contracts! The threats! The kidnapping!
01:21:18You would do anything to get to Austin!
01:21:20And if you couldn't have him, nobody could!
01:21:23I would never hurt Austin!
01:21:24You knew that he never wanted you.
01:21:26He never loved you.
01:21:28So you killed him!
01:21:30No, I didn't mean kill him! I meant to shoot him in the place!
01:21:32Ah!
01:21:33Thank God.
01:21:36That's not what it sounded like. I didn't, I didn't...
01:21:38Sounds like a confession.
01:21:40Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey.
01:21:43Sounds like a confession.
01:21:48Sounds like a confession.
01:21:50Is this a joke?
01:21:51No. This is a setup. We knew you were watching earlier.
01:21:54You set me up with the bullets!
01:21:57Yeah.
01:21:58I traded in your real bullets for blanks when Austin's mic broke.
01:22:02You just confessed to murder.
01:22:04No, I didn't!
01:22:05You have no proof!
01:22:07And I'm last room to your balance.
01:22:09Say hi!
01:22:10No!
01:22:11Stop!
01:22:13You okay?
01:22:14This can't be good for the baby.
01:22:17She's pregnant.
01:22:18That's right.
01:22:19We're having a baby.
01:22:20It's time for you to move on.
01:22:23You're right.
01:22:24It is time to move on.
01:22:26After this.
01:22:29No!
01:22:31You wanna have Austin's baby?
01:22:33Fine!
01:22:34Then I'm taking this one.
01:22:38This isn't how I imagined my great comeback!
01:22:42But hey, at least I've got an audience.
01:22:46No, no, no. Just don't hurt my daughter. Just take me instead.
01:22:48I think I'll stick with the girl.
01:22:50She's less whiny!
01:22:52Listen, Amanda.
01:22:54I know there's still some good in you.
01:22:56That sweet girl that I used to work with.
01:22:59Used to date.
01:23:01Somehow fame has changed you.
01:23:02We love you, Amanda!
01:23:03You're better than this!
01:23:05See, you still have real fans.
01:23:07Don't put them down.
01:23:09No, not yet.
01:23:10Will you pull me on this?
01:23:12This is gonna be great behind-the-scenes content.
01:23:14It's gone down.
01:23:15You don't have to do this, Amanda.
01:23:17You're still a star.
01:23:18I am a star!
01:23:20And I am sick of rolling around in the mud with you extras!
01:23:25Now, get back!
01:23:29And I want a plane!
01:23:31And maybe, when we are very far away, I'll think about sending the girl back.
01:23:37Get me what I want!
01:23:39Have one minute!
01:23:41Time starts now!
01:23:45Get me what I want!
01:23:47Have one minute!
01:23:48Time starts now!
01:23:49Fine, fine.
01:23:50Have whatever you want, okay?
01:23:51Just do not hurt my daughter.
01:23:53Clint, get her whatever she wants!
01:23:54You think I have a private jet?
01:23:57I'm not Spielberg.
01:23:59Will you have one minute?!
01:24:01Please, we need more time!
01:24:02Fine!
01:24:03I'll give you ten seconds.
01:24:05Nine...
01:24:06Eight!
01:24:07So don't be a hero, Austin!
01:24:09Don't hurt my dad!
01:24:12Stop! Stop singing!
01:24:14Stop!
01:24:15What is wrong with you?!
01:24:17What is wrong with you?!
01:24:20Stop!
01:24:22Ready?
01:24:23Five, six, seven, hit it!
01:24:24Stop!
01:24:30Sorry, Shreya, okay?
01:24:31Yeah.
01:24:32Oh my god.
01:24:33We're fine.
01:24:34Nice moves, kid.
01:24:38Sure.
01:24:46Breathe in!
01:24:49Stop!
01:24:50Get off me!
01:24:51This is a thing!
01:24:52This is a thing!
01:24:53What are you doing?!
01:24:54Stop!
01:24:55You can't do that to me!
01:24:56I'm a star!
01:24:57I'm a star!
01:24:58Stop!
01:24:59I'm a star!
01:25:00Stop!
01:25:01I'm a star!
01:25:02Stop!
01:25:03I'm a star!
01:25:04Stop!
01:25:05I'm a star!
01:25:06Stop!
01:25:07Get off me!
01:25:09Hell of a press day!
01:25:11Your daughter's video?
01:25:12Viral gold!
01:25:13I smell a future director.
01:25:14Yeah.
01:25:15Now!
01:25:16Let's talk Ray shoots!
01:25:17Rachel!
01:25:18Who's gonna play Amanda?
01:25:19I mean, come on!
01:25:20The show must go on!
01:25:21I already found her.
01:25:22Her?
01:25:23Uh, but I'm not an actress.
01:25:24Come on, you must be joking!
01:25:25And yet, she's better than most.
01:25:26You know all the lines and you're drop dead gorgeous.
01:25:28And tell me, who has better chemistry than the two of us?
01:25:30So what do you say?
01:25:31Will you be my lover?
01:25:32On screen and all?
01:25:33Um.
01:25:34Yeah.
01:25:35Yeah.
01:25:36I'm not an actress.
01:25:37I'm not an actress.
01:25:38I'm not an actress.
01:25:39Come on, you must be joking!
01:25:40And yet, she's better than most.
01:25:41You know all the lines and you're drop dead gorgeous.
01:25:43And tell me, who has better chemistry than the two of us?
01:25:46So what do you say?
01:25:50Will you be my lover?
01:25:52On screen and all?
01:25:55And this year's best film goes to Jack Carter, No Return!
01:26:08Well, what an honour.
01:26:26Thank you so much.
01:26:29As you all know, the making of this film has its challenges.
01:26:35But in the end, it was worth every twist.
01:26:40My agent and co-star, Rachel Cooper.
01:26:44That woman can do anything.
01:26:47And of course, most of all, to our fearless leader,
01:26:53the most impossible, stubborn, insane, handsome devil.
01:27:00My friend, Austin Cooper.
01:27:05Austin, Rachel, Cece, and the little one.
01:27:10This is for you guys!
01:27:12Thank you!
01:27:13Have a great night!
01:27:14You got super stoked?
01:27:16Are you sure you don't wish that we were there?
01:27:18No.
01:27:19Everything I need is right here.
01:27:23And Sam.
01:27:25No lights, no scribbles.
01:27:28Ew!
01:27:29Not in front of babies!
01:27:37Red Dragon.
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01:27:39Short Drama Free.
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