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Spider Baby 1968
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Hannibal spiders creep and crawl, boys and ghouls having a ball, Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the mummy are sure to end up in somebody's mummy.
00:01:00Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools, and weeds, and add an old owl and the young hunts she breeds, mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast, and then you're all set for a cannibal feast.
00:01:13Sit round a fire with this cup of brew, a fiend and a werewolf on each side of you.
00:01:33This cannibal orgy is strange to behold, and the maddest story ever told.
00:01:43The Mary's Syndrome, so called because it's only known occurrence, is among the descendants of one Ebenezer Mary.
00:02:04A progressive age regression, beginning about the tenth year and continuing steadily throughout the victim's lifetime.
00:02:10It is believed that eventually the victim of the Mary's Syndrome may even regress beyond the prenatal level, reverting to a pre-human condition of savagery and cannibalism.
00:02:24Many authorities do not accept the existence of the Mary's Syndrome.
00:02:32Incredible, but true.
00:02:36Nevertheless, I know, only too well.
00:02:42Of course, there's no Mary's Syndrome anymore.
00:02:45It was extinguished forever from the human race, that faithful day, ten years ago.
00:02:56The End
00:03:09Jive
00:03:15Can you tell me where the Mary house is?
00:03:36I said the Mary house.
00:03:42If there is any such place, we don't know anything about it.
00:03:45Come on, get it.
00:04:15Come on.
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00:04:19Come on.
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00:04:59Let's go.
00:05:29Oh, my God.
00:05:59Oh, my God.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:01Oh, my God.
00:07:03Oh, my God.
00:07:05Oh, my God.
00:07:09Oh, my God.
00:07:11Oh, my God.
00:07:19Oh, my God.
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:23Oh, my God.
00:07:33Oh, my God.
00:07:35Oh, my God.
00:07:37Oh, my God.
00:07:41Oh, my God.
00:07:43I caught you!
00:07:48I caught you.
00:07:50I caught a big fat bug right in my spiderweb.
00:07:56And now the spider gets to give the bug a big sting.
00:08:13Virginia!
00:08:21Virginia, are you crazy?
00:08:23Now look what you've done.
00:08:26You're bad, bad.
00:08:29Bruno's going to hate you.
00:08:43Will they see you?
00:08:44Who'd been going to die?
00:08:45Come in.
00:08:46Or...
00:08:49Will they see you?
00:08:51...I've ever had to die...
00:08:52...and you'll see if you haven't been one of the best.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:54Now the other time, you can't depart with me.
00:08:55The next time, you come to die.
00:08:56We're going to die.
00:08:58So you?
00:08:59What am I doing?
00:09:00How are we going to die now?
00:09:01You're going to die?
00:09:02No!
00:09:03I'm sorry.
00:09:04How are we going to die?
00:09:06I need to die.
00:09:08It's a lot of fun.
00:09:09I'm just going to die.
00:09:12I don't know.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:19Elizabeth!
00:10:20Virginia!
00:10:22Elizabeth!
00:10:25Bruno, Virginia hurt somebody real bad.
00:10:40You ought to hate her.
00:10:42Elizabeth, how many times have I told you it's not nice to hate?
00:10:52Oh.
00:10:53Oh.
00:10:55Oh.
00:10:58Stop it.
00:10:59Stop it.
00:11:03One time I had a miserable woman.
00:11:11And now this.
00:11:16Elizabeth, I trusted you.
00:11:18I left you in charge.
00:11:19It's not my fault.
00:11:20I didn't do it.
00:11:21She did it.
00:11:22She was playing the spider.
00:11:25You should hate her.
00:11:27No.
00:11:28I left you in charge.
00:11:30Virginia!
00:11:31Virginia, you come here right now.
00:11:34Ralph!
00:11:35Ralph!
00:11:36Ralph!
00:11:37Ralph!
00:11:38Ralph!
00:11:39Ralph!
00:11:40Ralph!
00:11:41Ralph!
00:11:42Ralph!
00:11:43Ralph!
00:11:44Ralph!
00:11:45Ralph!
00:11:46Ralph!
00:11:47Ralph!
00:11:48Ralph!
00:11:49Ralph!
00:11:50Ralph!
00:11:51Ralph!
00:11:52Ralph!
00:11:53We're home now.
00:11:55Ralph.
00:11:56Ralph.
00:11:57Ralph.
00:11:58Ralph.
00:11:59We're home now.
00:12:00Ralph.
00:12:13Ralph!
00:12:23Ralph.
00:12:24Ralph, I…
00:12:26Ralph.
00:12:38Ralph.
00:12:42Virginia.
00:12:43Now you stay right there.
00:12:45You come.
00:12:46Sit down.
00:12:47Sit down.
00:12:49You too, Alyssa.
00:12:51now children i want to tell you something and i want you to listen very very carefully
00:13:04you remember last time when those two children climbed over the wall
00:13:11and virginia almost caught them in her spider web
00:13:14well that got people to wondering about us and that's bad
00:13:21your daddy wouldn't like that virginia
00:13:25now i can't be here all the time
00:13:29you know that i have to take ralph into the city to the doctor once in a while
00:13:34and virginia you were supposed to mind your sister
00:13:38you were not supposed to play spider anymore
00:13:42now you never never can play spider again
00:13:47oh ralph what have you got there
00:13:51something that man had
00:13:53ralph give it to me
00:13:55that's it
00:13:57thank you ralph
00:13:59huh
00:14:03this is from a lawyer
00:14:07now a lawyer
00:14:11what is it bruno
00:14:13something bad isn't it
00:14:15how many times do i have to tell you just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad
00:14:21it must be something very bad
00:14:25nothing is very bad
00:14:29it isn't
00:14:31he's going to come here and bring other people
00:14:37daddy wouldn't like that
00:14:41what other people
00:14:43they want to make
00:14:47they want to become your legal guardian
00:14:51as
00:14:53the only other known
00:14:55surviving heirs
00:14:57of the estate of
00:14:59titus w
00:15:01mary
00:15:03isn't that daddy
00:15:05on
00:15:07the 14th of
00:15:09today's
00:15:13the 14th
00:15:17now children
00:15:19we've got to keep some secrets today
00:15:39uh
00:15:41the
00:15:51now
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00:16:03Oh, my goodness.
00:16:33What do you want that for?
00:17:02Hurry up.
00:17:05I want to watch Uncle Nick.
00:17:06You're not supposed to.
00:17:12Hey!
00:17:13Look out!
00:17:16I'm coming, Uncle Ned.
00:17:32I'm coming, Aunt Clare.
00:17:49Aunt Martha.
00:17:51I'm coming, Uncle Ned.
00:17:53Really, Emily?
00:18:09I mean, I wish you'd kind of...
00:18:11Peter, if you don't like my driving, you may feel free to take a trolley.
00:18:15Now, wait just a minute.
00:18:16This was not my idea.
00:18:18I've never heard of the Mary family.
00:18:20What is that?
00:18:20They're our cousins, darling.
00:18:22It behooves us to meet them.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26I mean, you know, all right.
00:18:27But remember that it was not my idea.
00:18:29Okay?
00:18:30Of course not, darling.
00:18:32You don't have ideas, baby Peter, brother.
00:18:35What in the world makes you think this is the right road?
00:18:56It's got to be.
00:18:56What in the world makes you think this is the right road?
00:19:26I don't see any sign of, uh, what's his name?
00:19:29Uh, the Moyer.
00:19:32Obviously, he hasn't arrived as yet.
00:19:35The caretaker here probably went to meet him in a horse and buggy.
00:19:54Might as well go on up.
00:19:55They'll be along any minute.
00:19:57Why don't we, uh...
00:19:59What's the matter, Peter?
00:20:02Chicken?
00:20:03Well, I just don't think it's, you know, just right barging in on somebody that you're about to sue.
00:20:08Oh, just remember, we're trying to avoid that expense.
00:20:12If possible.
00:20:14Well, I'll leave that up to you.
00:20:17Well, let's go.
00:20:25Well, let's go.
00:21:29What happened? You saw a ghost, right?
00:21:45Don't be funny. There was a, there was an awful, a, a, a, a baboon.
00:21:52Well, let's not have a complete double duck fit.
00:21:55I'm sorry.
00:21:56I'm sorry.
00:21:57I'm sorry.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:30Uh, Mr. Stalker, I think it means that you open the window for me to be behind you.
00:22:49Hmm. Yes.
00:22:55What's going on here? Why have we stopped?
00:22:58They're blasting up ahead, sir.
00:23:00They're what?
00:23:04Blasting, sir, for the new highway.
00:23:06Hmm. Well, better wait it out, I suppose.
00:23:09Yes, sir. They won't be long, sir, Mr. Shocker.
00:23:13The name is Schlocker, Mr. Bruno.
00:23:17Oh, please, sir. Uh, Bruno. Just plain Bruno, sir.
00:23:21Oh, very well, Bruno.
00:23:23Uh, I want to tell you I appreciate your cooperation in this matter.
00:23:28I wasn't expecting it, frankly.
00:23:31Cooperation, sir?
00:23:34Well, yes, uh, to tell you the truth, uh, I was fully prepared to avail myself of the services of a marshal, should it be necessary.
00:23:43Well, thanks to your cooperation, it isn't. I appreciate that, and I'll do my best to see that you're not forgotten.
00:23:52Well, I've forgotten, sir. I, I, I don't quite understand.
00:23:55Well, in the, uh, in the disposition of the estate, uh, I firmly believe that so many years of faithful service should not go unrewarded, no matter how ill-advised.
00:24:07Thank you, sir.
00:24:09Now, Bruno, I'd like to ask a few questions, if you don't mind.
00:24:14Very well, sir. Go ahead, sir.
00:24:16Now, as my understanding, that for the past several years you have been the sole, uh, custodian of the three children of the late Titus W. Mary, is that correct?
00:24:29As you say, sir, for some many years.
00:24:33And that these same three children have, uh, never been allowed the benefits of any sort of formal schooling?
00:24:39Oh, no, sir. The master wouldn't have allowed that.
00:24:43And, uh, professional medical care?
00:24:46Oh, on the contrary, sir. I assure you there have been regular and frequent visits.
00:24:51You mean they're not well?
00:24:52Well, uh, as well as could be expected, sir.
00:24:57You see, they're not, uh, ordinary children.
00:25:02Well, I'm sure we can all agree to that, Bruno, but nevertheless...
00:25:05You see, they're, uh, well, you might call them retarded.
00:25:09Retarded? Well, I should think so. Nearly full-grown and never a day of school.
00:25:14Oh, sir, I don't think you understand, Mr. Shocker.
00:25:18I'm afraid you don't understand, my dear fellow.
00:25:21There are properly qualified institutions for the care of the, uh, the deprived.
00:25:27Especially when there are substantial estates to be administered.
00:25:31Uh, frankly, I find the whole affair rather shocking.
00:25:35I may add there are proper judicial remedies for such abuses.
00:25:40I don't think the master would like this.
00:25:55Come on, buddy. Let's get this car out of here.
00:25:58Yes, sir.
00:26:00Oh, my dear, Miss Hall. So nice to see you here.
00:26:24And the young Mr. Hall. Hi, Schlocker, how are you?
00:26:28Good to see you, my boy. P, this is my secretary, Miss Morris.
00:26:32Hi, Miss Morris. How do you do?
00:26:34Hi.
00:26:35Skip the rest of it, Schlocker.
00:26:37Let's go in and take a look at the place.
00:26:40Oh, yes, sir. I've been away from the children too long already.
00:26:43Uh, you just, uh, follow me and I'll show you where to park your machine.
00:26:48Uh, but if I may ask a favor, please.
00:26:51Uh, please treat the children tactfully.
00:26:54You see, they're not accustomed to, uh, strangers,
00:26:57and they might act wild if, if encouraged.
00:27:07Now, ladies, this is your auntie Emily and your uncle Peter.
00:27:12Elizabeth.
00:27:13And Virginia.
00:27:15Well, there's two pretty names for two such pretty young ladies.
00:27:19Uh, this is Miss, uh...
00:27:21Anne.
00:27:22Anne.
00:27:23Uh, Ralph. Where's Ralph?
00:27:26Ralph! Ralph!
00:27:28Virginia!
00:27:29Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ah, he's all right, Emily. He's just a big kid.
00:27:56Yes, it's like you say, sir. He's just a big kid.
00:28:04Now, see here, Bruno. You don't seem to realize just how serious all this is.
00:28:10Now, these children are obviously in need of qualified professional care, wouldn't you say?
00:28:18Well, there's a great deal in what you say, sir.
00:28:21But I gave their father a solemn oath that I'd never allow their unfortunate malady to become the object of public scrutiny.
00:28:30Nonsense.
00:28:32The days when we hit our insane behind walls of shame went out with that old car of yours.
00:28:38They're talking about us, Virginia.
00:28:41I know.
00:28:42But, Mr. Shocker, an oath to a dying man, that can't be taken lightly.
00:28:48Now, Bruno, what do you mean by malady?
00:28:51I mean, well, I've seen backward kids, is it?
00:28:54Well, no, it's more than a retardation.
00:28:58It's sort of a regression, a progressive deterioration of the mental faculties,
00:29:04a rotting of the brain, so to speak.
00:29:08It begins in late childhood and progresses rapidly,
00:29:13ultimately resulting in physical deformity,
00:29:18rather like the last stages of paresis.
00:29:22Really that bad?
00:29:24Yes, sir.
00:29:24The Mary family, or at least this branch of them,
00:29:29have been afflicted for generations.
00:29:32And I'm sorry to say, sir, I think this is the last generation.
00:29:37What a shame.
00:29:39Bruno, you mean all three of these?
00:29:42Yes, sir.
00:29:44The unfortunate result of inbreeding.
00:29:49Never mind that now, Bruno.
00:29:50We can go into all that at the proper time.
00:29:52Let's see.
00:29:55Yes, I would like to know the whereabouts
00:29:57of certain other members of the Mary family.
00:30:00The two sisters of Titus W. Mary and brother,
00:30:04named, I believe, Nedrick Mary.
00:30:08If alive.
00:30:11Alive?
00:30:12Well, you might say so, sir.
00:30:15Come on, Bruno, don't beat around the bush.
00:30:18Are they around or not?
00:30:20They're talking about Uncle Ned.
00:30:22I know.
00:30:24Well, it became necessary to put them in a...
00:30:27a more private sort of an institution.
00:30:31My good man.
00:30:32Are you saying that you...
00:30:34that the family chauffeur has been in sole charge of this entire estate
00:30:40and these minor children?
00:30:43Oh, I never thought of it that way, sir.
00:30:45You see, I promised the master that...
00:30:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know all about that.
00:30:50Listen, Schlocker, it's been a long trip.
00:30:52I'd like to get cleaned up and get off my feet for a while.
00:30:55We can go through this after dinner.
00:30:58Dinner?
00:30:59Yes, it is dinner time.
00:31:01Matter of fact, Bruno, we intend to spend the night.
00:31:03Oh, no, sir.
00:31:05That's quite impossible.
00:31:07Why, why, we're not prepared for guests.
00:31:10There seems to be a difference of opinion as to who is the guest and who the host here.
00:31:15You do have food in the house, don't you?
00:31:22Why, yes, sir.
00:31:24You see, our diet is very austere.
00:31:28I suppose we could find something.
00:31:32Yes.
00:31:33Yes, I suppose we could.
00:31:35Uh-huh.
00:31:45I smell a bug.
00:31:54A big, black, juicy...
00:32:15I'm proud of you, Virginia.
00:32:33You're doing so well.
00:32:40Ralph is ready, Bruno.
00:32:42Oh, thank you, Elizabeth.
00:32:43Bring him right down.
00:32:45My dear, there's no doubt in my mind that we have here an absolutely clear-cut,
00:32:54prima facie, open and shut case.
00:32:57Great.
00:32:58Now, all I want to know is what is it worth in dollars and cents?
00:33:02Well, that's a little difficult to tell at this juncture.
00:33:05Perhaps with an audit...
00:33:07Miss Morris, give me Schedule B.
00:33:09All right, Mr. Schlager.
00:33:11Of course, this is only the visible part of the iceberg, so to speak.
00:33:14If there's more information, we can project the curve.
00:33:18Uh, hey.
00:33:20Hi, Ralph.
00:33:21Everly, look at Ralph.
00:33:23He's getting all dressed up for us.
00:33:26Oh, yes, isn't he cute?
00:33:28Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.
00:33:50Well, at last.
00:33:54Thank you, Virginia.
00:33:56That was very good, Virginia.
00:33:58Can I feed Winifred now?
00:34:00Winifred?
00:34:01Oh, no, no, not now.
00:34:03Can't she wait?
00:34:04If she gets hungry, she'll go looking for something to eat.
00:34:08Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:08In that case, you go right ahead.
00:34:11But hurry up.
00:34:12Hurry up.
00:34:12I will, I will.
00:34:17Uh, hungry, Miss Morris?
00:34:19Oh, yes.
00:34:20I'm famished.
00:34:22Shall we then?
00:34:24Well, uh, there we are.
00:34:26Uh, just sit wherever you like.
00:34:28Uh, we're not very formal here at, uh, Mary House.
00:34:32We haven't had, uh, guests in a long time.
00:34:35No, it's, it's, it's been a long, long time.
00:34:39I, I might add, uh, it's a great pleasure.
00:34:45You can sit down now, Ralph.
00:35:04Winifred.
00:35:04Winifred.
00:35:06Winifred.
00:35:22Barney, you came back.
00:35:26Naughty Winifred.
00:35:27You didn't tell me.
00:35:29Virginia, we're waiting for you.
00:35:31Sit in your chair, Virginia.
00:35:49Please.
00:35:49Walter.
00:36:04What...
00:36:05Is that?
00:36:07Well, that's rabbit.
00:36:10Obviously.
00:36:12Not bad, Bruno.
00:36:13Looks stunned to a turn.
00:36:14thank you sir I hope you enjoy it you know we're very fortunate to have meat
00:36:20for our guests you see we're vegetarian vegetarians it's dead we don't eat
00:36:27dead things but good lord man why on her master don't say it you made a promise
00:36:35it was no idle whim I assure you the master knew of the grave danger the
00:36:41danger yes Bruno what is that supposed to mean well the master believed and he
00:36:48should know that the eating of flesh would hasten the progress of their
00:36:52condition now I've heard everything wait a minute Bruno now you mean like that old
00:36:57story about the lion cub who's actually tame is that he gets his first taste of
00:37:01fresh meat right I'm afraid it's even more serious than that sir well whatever
00:37:11that is a rabbit or what ever I pass well it looks good to me hey I'll carve
00:37:20thank you sir carry on oh and I must tell you all you have Ralph here to thank for
00:37:29providing it is that right good for you Ralph hey
00:37:33well uh I'll have something else
00:37:38thank you
00:37:44what do you call these uh a rare treat our favorite dish we call it uh souffled fungi
00:37:53what mushroom schlocker oh mushrooms a real staple they grow profusely on the
00:38:02ground and uh did Ralph oh no no Virginia provided these you see she has an uncanny
00:38:12neck for picking only the uh non-poisonous one
00:38:16come on schlocker let's not hog the stuff
00:38:21thank you uncle peter
00:38:31thank you uncle peter
00:38:36hey schlocker you certainly can't say they're not polite
00:38:38oh miss how if you don't feel up to the heavy affair perhaps you'd like to try some of our
00:38:51fresh garden green yeah Emily yeah try the salad
00:38:56allow me
00:39:02this thing isn't dressed
00:39:07isn't Ralph a vegetarian too oh yes but Ralph's allowed to eat anything that he catches
00:39:22you know
00:39:37Emily this is very good
00:39:42you don't know what you're missing
00:39:44well as I told you our diet is very upset
00:39:48but it's most helpful
00:39:50you know that's great I think everybody ought to eat like that
00:39:53oh we have our delicacies too but they're not in season right now
00:39:57oh no no sir you wouldn't want any of that
00:40:06oh no I guess not
00:40:11yeah
00:40:14what do you think about spending the night now
00:40:29Emily
00:40:30you couldn't drag me away Peter
00:40:33good show my dear
00:40:35I'm with you
00:40:36oh it's like I told you sir
00:40:38it's
00:40:38there's nothing more to say Bruno
00:40:40no not now let's make things easy on yourself we want to be fair the sisters can move in together
00:40:48and you and Ralph
00:40:50well we might do that
00:40:53oh no no it's quite impossible it's too dangerous
00:40:57hey you see this is an old building
00:41:01the wood is rotten
00:41:02you'd have to know your way about in the dark
00:41:06nonsense
00:41:07the next thing you'll tell us it's haunted
00:41:10oh no nothing like that
00:41:13he means they're vampires
00:41:14oh yes and werewolves
00:41:17are you a horror film fan Miss Morse
00:41:19oh yes I love it
00:41:21Dracula
00:41:22Frankenstein
00:41:23and the mummy
00:41:23oh the mummy
00:41:25I love the mummy
00:41:26the way he walks
00:41:27step scrape
00:41:29step scrape
00:41:31oh and the wolf man
00:41:33there's going to be a full moon tonight
00:41:38uh Mr. Schlocker I mean uh if you don't need me anymore tonight I could
00:41:56just as well stay in down there's an inn in the village
00:42:12um as I see it there are only two rooms anyway
00:42:15uh Peter if you took the car do you think you could find lodgings for Miss Morse
00:42:20yeah I saw a motel coming in yeah
00:42:23fine fine good idea
00:42:26just be sure you have her back on time young man
00:42:29busy day ahead you know
00:42:30don't worry
00:42:31thank you Mr. Howe
00:42:33you're welcome
00:42:34children
00:42:36some of our guests are going to stay the night
00:42:39would you come help me prepare the rooms
00:42:42yes Bruno
00:42:43spider
00:42:49oh got it
00:42:53eat spiders
00:42:56we have lots of spiders
00:43:00do you like spiders Mr. Howe
00:43:05oh sure Virginia
00:43:07I love spiders
00:43:08do you
00:43:10would you like to play spider with me
00:43:12Virginia
00:43:13sure
00:43:14I'll play spider with you
00:43:16maybe tomorrow
00:43:17I'm sorry Mr. Howe that we couldn't accommodate everyone
00:43:21but I'll be looking forward to seeing you tomorrow
00:43:24me too Bruno
00:43:25thank you very much
00:43:27good night kids
00:43:30uh well Miss Morse we should be getting a new start
00:43:34I'd like that very much Mr. Howe
00:43:36this is the phoniest setup I've ever seen
00:43:53there is something terribly wrong here
00:43:59and I intend to find out exactly what it is
00:44:02say it's uh still early Miss Morse
00:44:15perhaps you'd like to have a drink at that
00:44:16inn in the village that uh Bruno mentioned
00:44:19I'd like that very much Mr. Howe
00:44:21oh and maybe a sandwich if you don't mind
00:44:23Virginia
00:44:25Virginia
00:44:27Virginia
00:44:30oh
00:44:31shhh
00:44:33are you going to give daddy goodnight
00:44:36Virginia!
00:44:38Virginia!
00:44:40Virginia!
00:44:42Are you going to give Daddy good night?
00:44:46Mm-hmm.
00:44:48Elizabeth, are you scared?
00:44:52Scared of what?
00:44:54You know, those people.
00:44:56I hate them.
00:44:58You're not supposed to hate.
00:45:00You should, too.
00:45:02They don't like spiders.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:08That little man looks just like a big, fat butt, doesn't he?
00:45:14Yes, he does.
00:45:18You know what I'd like to do?
00:45:22Is it really?
00:45:24You know what I'd like to do?
00:45:28Is it really?
00:45:30Is it really lots of fun playing spiders?
00:45:34Virginia.
00:45:36You bet.
00:45:50I'm coming to tuck you in, Daddy.
00:45:52Nighty-night, Daddy.
00:46:00Nighty-night, Daddy.
00:46:22Nighty-night.
00:46:24Nighty-night.
00:46:26Nighty-night.
00:46:28Nighty-night.
00:46:30Nighty-night.
00:46:32Nighty-night.
00:46:34Nighty-night.
00:46:36Nighty-night.
00:46:38Nighty-night.
00:46:40Nighty-night.
00:46:42Nighty-night.
00:46:44Nighty-night.
00:46:46Nighty-night.
00:46:48Nighty-night.
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00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:40And now if I put him right back in his office, Bruno will never even have to know.
00:57:49Please don't hate me.
00:57:50I didn't mean to do it.
00:57:52She made me do it.
00:57:53She made me do it, Bruno.
00:57:57Well, he was spying on us.
00:57:59Well, he was going to tell.
00:58:02He was going to tell on us, Bruno.
00:58:03No?
00:58:06Yes, Elizabeth.
00:58:07He was going to tell.
00:58:11Now, don't you worry, Virginia.
00:58:14I'm not going to hate you.
00:58:16I knew this was coming someday.
00:58:22But it's so soon.
00:58:25And you really and truly don't hate me?
00:58:28I promised you, Daddy, I'd never, never hate you.
00:58:35You did?
00:58:37You ought to hate him.
00:58:39Elizabeth, I told you it isn't nice to hate.
00:58:43Children, I've got something I want to tell you.
00:58:48And I want you to listen very, very carefully.
00:58:53A long, long time ago, I promised your Daddy that I'd take care of you and Ralph forever and ever.
00:59:07And then came this Mr. Schlocker.
00:59:12He was a nasty, mean man.
00:59:16He wanted to take you away where old Bruno would never see you again.
00:59:23But you hurt Mr. Schlocker, and he can't do that now.
00:59:33But soon there'll be more Mr. Schlockers, and they'll be nastier and meaner than he was.
00:59:40And you won't be able to hurt all them because there'll be too many of them.
00:59:49They can't take me away from you, Bruno.
00:59:51You know, they can't make me go away.
00:59:56You won't let them, will you, Bruno?
01:00:00I promised your Daddy I wouldn't.
01:00:03I knew you wouldn't, Bruno.
01:00:07I'm not afraid.
01:00:08Well, we didn't have much time anyway.
01:00:16Pretty soon, Ralph, he'll be ready to join Uncle Ned and Aunt Clara.
01:00:25And then you.
01:00:26We want to stay here forever and ever, Bruno.
01:00:31With you and Ralph and Uncle Ned.
01:00:37We will.
01:00:39I promise.
01:00:41Forever and ever.
01:00:42We will.
01:00:43You know,
01:00:44I know where there's a nice new toy that'll do a wonderful thing.
01:00:53A toy?
01:00:55Yes.
01:00:56And you can stay up late just to see it.
01:00:59Can we?
01:01:00Uh-huh.
01:01:02Now, I have to go a little ways to get it.
01:01:06But it'll only take me a little while.
01:01:07Please don't go away, Bruno.
01:01:10I'm scared.
01:01:12It won't take but a few minutes.
01:01:15And I'll be back.
01:01:16Now,
01:01:18Elizabeth,
01:01:19I expect you to take care of your brother and sister
01:01:23and see that they don't get in any trouble.
01:01:26Will you do that?
01:01:28Oh, I will, Bruno.
01:01:29No.
01:01:29It's got to hurt.
01:01:49It's got to hurt.
01:01:59It's got to hurt.
01:02:29Slunker!
01:02:35She'll tell!
01:02:47Catch her!
01:02:48Catch her!
01:02:48Don't let her get away!
01:02:56Help!
01:02:57Catch her!
01:02:59Catch her!
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:11Bye!
01:03:16Bye!
01:03:18Bye!
01:03:19Bye!
01:03:22Bye!
01:03:23Bye!
01:03:24Bye!
01:03:25Bye!
01:03:28Bye!
01:03:29And Emily!
01:03:49And Emily!
01:03:53Let's go!
01:03:59Get her!
01:04:19Get her!
01:04:23Get her!
01:04:27Get her!
01:04:37Get her!
01:04:49Hey, Liz!
01:04:53Hey!
01:04:57Are you really a wolf fan?
01:04:59A wolf, man, fan, Ann?
01:05:03Oh, yes.
01:05:05I think that's how every man should be.
01:05:07Like a wild beast.
01:05:09No vacancy again.
01:05:19That's the last one, Ann.
01:05:21There isn't another town for 50 miles.
01:05:23I guess we shouldn't have spent all that time at the village inn.
01:05:27Hmm.
01:05:29I didn't realize how late it was getting.
01:05:31You lose count, they keep taking away the glasses.
01:05:33What was that?
01:05:35I know, but I remember exactly how many.
01:05:37Uh, listen.
01:05:39There's nothing we can do except go back and spend the night with Emily and Schlocker.
01:05:43You can't get him.
01:05:45You can't get him.
01:05:47I think that's all the time.
01:05:49No, you can't get him.
01:05:51You can't get him.
01:05:53I don't want to get him.
01:05:56I don't want to get him.
01:05:58Cut it.
01:05:59Cut it.
01:06:00Yes, yes, yes.
01:06:30Yes, yes.
01:06:45These spiders aren't supposed to eat other spiders.
01:06:48Cannibal spiders do.
01:07:00Bruno! Bruno!
01:07:17He doesn't sound like Bruno.
01:07:21Oh, no, it's Uncle Peter and that pretty lady.
01:07:24They've come back.
01:07:26Virginia, you mustn't hurt anyone else.
01:07:29Bruno will really hate you.
01:07:32He will not.
01:07:34Anyway, I like Uncle Peter.
01:07:36He's not like that bad man.
01:07:38All the same, they'll tell on us.
01:07:40Would they?
01:07:43Would they tell?
01:07:45Of course they'll tell.
01:07:47Bruno said there'd be others, didn't he?
01:07:51They're coming. What'll we do?
01:07:56We'll have to make a plan.
01:07:59We'll have to make a plan.
01:08:06Somebody's up and about.
01:08:08Good.
01:08:09I hope it's not that Ralph.
01:08:11Oh, Ralph's just a big kid.
01:08:13Do you really think so?
01:08:15Sure.
01:08:15Hey, it looks as if Miss Morris and I are going to have to spend the night here after all.
01:08:31There's no room at the end, as they say.
01:08:47Good evening, Uncle Peter.
01:08:53Uh-huh.
01:08:57Uh, is Mr. Bruno about?
01:09:00No, no, he's away.
01:09:03Won't you come in?
01:09:04Yes, do come in.
01:09:06Huh?
01:09:09How about Aunt Emily?
01:09:11Is she around?
01:09:11Shh.
01:09:12Shh.
01:09:12Shh.
01:09:13Oh, shh.
01:09:17Shh.
01:09:18Shh.
01:09:19Shh.
01:09:20Shh.
01:09:20There's really no need to disturb anyone.
01:09:24All righty.
01:09:25When does Mr. Bruno get back?
01:09:26Shh.
01:09:27Shh.
01:09:27He'll be along by and by.
01:09:29Now, Uncle Peter, you just make yourself right at home.
01:09:34Uh, Virginia, dear, you may entertain Uncle Peter while I take care of the pretty lady.
01:09:43Uh...
01:09:43Uh...
01:09:44It's all right.
01:09:46It's all right.
01:09:48I'm sure Elizabeth, uh, knows what to do.
01:09:53Well, you really think so.
01:09:55Sure.
01:09:56Listen, Emily is very easy to get along with.
01:09:58But she's asleep.
01:09:59Oh, well, that won't be necessary.
01:10:02And we'll have Daddy's room.
01:10:06It's really very nice.
01:10:08There you go.
01:10:09See?
01:10:11Thank you, Elizabeth.
01:10:12You're really very kind.
01:10:17Well, good night.
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:22See you in the morning.
01:10:24Mm-hmm.
01:10:26It's awfully nice.
01:10:27And this way.
01:10:29Pretty lady.
01:10:30Mm-hmm.
01:10:30I'm glad you came back.
01:10:38I like you.
01:10:45I like you, too.
01:10:46You're a nice lady.
01:10:58I liked you right away.
01:11:00You're not like those others.
01:11:03Oh, Virginia likes you, too.
01:11:04And Ralph.
01:11:05We all like you.
01:11:07And Uncle Peter, too.
01:11:13You'd never tell.
01:11:16No matter what Bruno says.
01:11:22You'd never tell.
01:11:24I know you wouldn't.
01:11:25I like you, pretty lady.
01:11:31Pretty lady.
01:11:32Pretty lady.
01:11:32I know you.
01:11:45Come on.
01:11:45You're a romantic.
01:11:47Let's be.
01:11:49Michelle.
01:11:49And my...
01:11:53You murp.
01:11:54I knew you were so excited.
01:11:55You were so excited.
01:11:56She's very sweet.
01:11:57Goodbye, possibly.
01:11:57Go on.
01:11:58I knew you were so excited.
01:11:59Neil.
01:11:59Clearly I knew my car was so happy.
01:11:59I knew you were so happy.
01:11:59One of the big jobs you were like.
01:11:59and the big black spider goes round and round and wraps the bug all up on her spider web
01:12:13hmm virginia what happens when the spider gets the bug all wrapped up in a web aha i won't tell
01:12:26ah all right how long is it to play this game oh we're almost done okay
01:12:33all right there now hey virginia
01:12:52hey what's the spider what's the spider do now what oh yes um now the spider does a little dance
01:13:04she has to tease him to him and make him work so that his juice will taste better
01:13:17virginia i think we better play another game
01:13:22uncle peter do you like that pretty lady yes yes i do
01:13:33do you like me
01:13:46when does mr bruno come back bruno won't hate me he promised
01:13:51spiders like bugs
01:13:59they taste good
01:14:00but i guess bugs don't like spiders very much i like spiders i like spiders
01:14:11i do too well
01:14:19i guess i have to sting you now
01:14:21you have to what
01:14:22uh
01:14:30uh virginia what about mr schlocker mr schlocker
01:14:34hey schlocker
01:14:35well i have to go away from it
01:14:45but i'll be right back
01:14:55don't go away
01:14:55what are we gonna do with her ralph can't let go
01:15:14what do you mean what are we going to do with her
01:15:17don't you know you made this plan but i didn't have enough time to finish it
01:15:23she wiggles just like a big squiggly bug in a spider web
01:15:33hmm uncle ned could make her quiet no bruno would be very mad
01:15:40anyway ralph likes her see we mustn't hurt her just make her quiet
01:15:55now spider is very clever she very cleverly
01:16:04drains the vital juices from the bug's body
01:16:11and that makes the bug stop squiggling
01:16:16would that make her stop squiggling
01:16:23help me find something sharp
01:16:40go
01:16:44go
01:16:48go
01:16:51go
01:16:53go
01:16:57Ooh.
01:17:12Ralph.
01:17:16Hold her.
01:17:17Stay around, what I'm doing is make a little teeny.
01:17:19How much did we let Ren out?
01:17:22Just enough to make her quiet.
01:17:25Then Ralph can play with her better.
01:17:27Oh, hi, Ralph.
01:17:53Emily?
01:17:54Ralph.
01:17:55No, no, Emily, I'm in here.
01:17:56Me?
01:17:57Well, you're back.
01:17:58Or Evan, say, give me a hand.
01:17:59That little fiend tied me up.
01:18:03I'm coming out.
01:18:04Hold on.
01:18:05I'm coming out.
01:18:06Hold on.
01:18:07I'm coming out.
01:18:08Hold on.
01:18:12I'm coming out.
01:18:13Hold on.
01:18:15I'm coming out.
01:18:17Hold on.
01:18:19I'm coming out.
01:18:20I'm coming out.
01:18:21Hold on.
01:18:22Hold on.
01:18:24Hold on.
01:18:25Hold on.
01:18:37Hold on.
01:18:39Hold on.
01:18:41Hold on.
01:18:46Come on.
01:19:16Come on.
01:19:46Come on.
01:19:48Children.
01:19:53That lady hurt Ralph.
01:19:57Ralph will be all well very soon.
01:20:01I brought that wonderful surprise I promised you.
01:20:12Let me see.
01:20:13Let me see.
01:20:14What is this?
01:20:16This is a secret surprise.
01:20:20Come on.
01:20:21Come on.
01:20:25Come on.
01:20:27Come on.
01:20:33Oh, sir, I don't know how you got yourself into this predicament, but I suggest that you leave the premises as quickly as possible.
01:20:59If I were you, I'd hurry, sir.
01:21:16I'm hurrying! I'm hurrying!
01:21:29What's it going to do, Bruno?
01:21:31Well, it's going to make a big flash and go bang!
01:21:36Oh, boy!
01:21:44Lookie! Uncle Ned!
01:21:49I'm hurrying!
01:21:54All right!
01:22:01To be continued...
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