00:00American, yeah, yes!
00:06Wait, now what?
00:13Control, confirm what's up with the donkey bomb.
00:16I don't know. I pressed it.
00:17You are good. You have to get out of here.
00:20Welcome to Atropians, a 24-7 warfare simulation.
00:24A town populated with civilian role players
00:27and movie special effects designed to give our brave men and women
00:30the tools to fight and win.
00:31God bless America.
00:35Cool.
00:37This is your last stop before heading out to Iraq.
00:39Take your place.
00:40It's our job to make this place authentic.
00:43I take this seriously.
00:45Look, I'm impressed by what you guys have created here.
00:47It really transports me back to my time in Iraq,
00:49but we can't have incidents like what happened today.
00:51What was the deal?
00:52Jesus!
00:53I didn't realize my fetish was interrogation.
00:55Do you know what I've given up to be here?
00:58My passions?
00:59I love it.
01:00My career?
01:01Have you heard from casting about that tape that I sent?
01:03They are willing to die for you.
01:06Don't you think they at least deserve to know why?
01:08Hello?
01:11What do you say to people when they ask what we're doing?
01:13We're helping group of teenagers to invade our homeland.
01:18In a gentler way.
01:19Wrong answer.
01:21No, that's not going to work, unfortunately.
01:23No.
01:26Those boys, they're not ready.
01:28I am pressed!
01:29They don't even know why we're in Iraq in the first place.
01:31They didn't sign up for why.
01:33Why has America invaded Antropia?
01:35Freedom!
01:36Freedom!
01:37But freedom from who?
01:38Wait, there's sushi and bars still?
01:40No, we fly it in from Vegas.
01:42Unbelievable.
01:46I love you!
01:47I'm dead.
01:52I'm dead.
01:52You
