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00:02Guess you could say this tale revolves around this guy. He was my boss, and I think I killed him
00:08Let's start at the beginning
00:13Welcome to investment banking. I know what you're thinking, but trust me
00:17This isn't just a story about a bunch of corporate tools unraveling in fun and entertaining ways. It's about all of us
00:24We're gonna start you off slow pick up and drop off my dry cleaning in a few months
00:30Maybe you'll be confident enough to take my coffee order, but let's not be hasty
00:35Place can drive some a little nuts. Oh
00:38Guys got associates practically jumping out of windows windows on the 44th floor don't open. I've checked
00:45Success isn't so much doing stuff right because it is not getting it up to the bathroom
00:49Check the company database for some Asian people and put them on there three of them
00:54We're gonna be sipping bubbly out of the cup this year me. He thinks I look up to him
00:59Sometimes that feels like the hardest part of the job
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01:05Want you to come work for me Bobby just think of it no more pitch deck revisions
01:10Just this and you'd pay me for that more money than you know what to do it. I
01:16Was thinking we could do some number crunching tonight if you're free your cubicle or mine
01:24Maybe meet later. Yeah, sure
01:29Nice touch
01:33Seems you've been exploring some strategic alternatives of your own you're all mine
01:42Head carefully Sanders some moves you can't come back from counting on the job
01:47The money
01:59Not about what you get
02:03It's about what you lose
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