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Full Episode Of Conflict Of Interest
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00:00I'm happy that you were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago.
00:13I begged to get you this job, and you're already trying to get fired in your first week here.
00:17It wasn't my fault. I was stuck on the train for 20 minutes.
00:20That Grace O'Connell is a menace.
00:23He's already tried to fire, like, five assistants in the past two months,
00:26and he hates excuses, so none of that.
00:29Here.
00:35Alyssa!
00:38Do me proud.
00:39Hello.
00:41Oh my Lord.
00:46Good morning.
00:48you're late i come back from the gym to no coffee and you're frazzled we set in the bar low for a
01:16new assistant miss troy at least i trust excuse me i i'm sorry mr o'connor i'll get your coffee right
01:24away watch your mouth around here miss troy it'll get you in trouble and you call that trust this
01:37is an office not a slumber party hello darling oh good the new secretary is here i'll have a large
01:48iced americano not much to look at is she now you on the other hand good enough to eat i wasn't
02:03expecting breakfast and a show ready to go you forgot i didn't forget i've worked i know the
02:14concept is foreign to you but come on baby work hard play hard not your baby melinda we're not
02:20together never have been never will be teeths by the way daddy says congrats on the big win
02:28does he um say anything else he's not going to name me a partner because of one big win
02:38be serious bricey and only family can run sandpaper and sons
02:43but if you're really interested um i might know a way
02:49if you'll excuse me miss i'm pepper
02:56you're americano miss
03:03okay then
03:07i need these deposition transcripts color-coded by tonight
03:15you can bring them to our place when you're done
03:18i'm out for the day
03:21tonight
03:23that's impossible i already have so much to catch up on from your previous assistant
03:28so you're saying
03:28you can't keep up
03:31what a shame
03:34oh i am more than capable
03:39i'm sorry
03:41prove it
03:43watch me
03:46damn
03:53connell's really living up to his reputation as a man or
03:57is it hot in here or is it just you two
03:59no thank you i've sworn off men thank you very much
04:04babe not every guy is michael
04:06besides he is a tall dick
04:10right a dick you'd like to
04:13oh okay uh duty calls
04:17thanks again for getting me the job babe
04:20hello anyone in here
04:35here are your transcripts don't worry they only took me 12 hours to finish
04:48are you drunk
04:53i'm celebrating
04:55don't you hear
04:56i had
04:58a huge
05:00fucking one today
05:01i went
05:03i should have made me partner
05:05you kept me there till 10 p.m color coding deposition so you could go home and guzzle whiskey
05:12you
05:15are an asshole
05:17you know that
05:19what did i
05:20tell you about that
05:22no
05:23no
05:24and
05:25i
05:27not
05:29now so
05:30think
05:31fuck me
05:38actually
05:43here's what's going to happen
05:45oh
05:46bathroom
05:47bed
05:49and then a bills check
05:51for me being the best assistant
05:53you'll ever have
05:55oh
05:56suck it up tough guy
06:00so
06:01you'd think
06:02i'm tough
06:03very impressive sir
06:07good night
06:08wait
06:09uh
06:09i'm sorry
06:12i had a
06:14a bad day
06:15you can
06:16um
06:17quit
06:17if you want
06:19but first
06:19can you um
06:20please
06:25butter
06:40much better
06:42that's so funny
06:47you're not so by the way you're drunk
06:51kind of nice
06:54actually
06:55yeah
06:57you like it when i'm nice
07:07yeah
07:10maybe i do
07:13nice like this
07:21could be nicer
07:29nice
07:32nice
07:33nice
07:37you that nice to your girlfriend
07:47girlfriend
07:47iced americano
07:49chop chop
07:50melinda
07:50not my girlfriend
07:53let me guess
07:55you're one of the guys
07:58that's married to the job
07:59that's all i got
08:01an asshole
08:03remember
08:03i think
08:08that deep down
08:11you're a good guy
08:13no
08:16i could stand to hear some more please
08:18and thank yous
08:19around the office
08:20please
08:27please
08:28please
08:42please
08:42god
08:52god
08:53you're fucking gorgeous
08:54you're drunk
08:58please
08:59i'll see you at the office
09:10we can't do this
09:17we can't do this
09:17you are my boss
09:20pop it
09:21i'll see you at the office
09:24sir
09:24fuck me
09:29need something
09:43need something
09:43yes
09:46add bill
09:48no
09:55i need to talk to him
09:57about last night
09:59mr. sandpaper
10:06mr. sandpaper
10:08was i
10:09expecting you
10:10expecting you
10:10miss joy
10:13if you could
10:13excuse us
10:14please
10:15had to
10:21had to sneak away from the party planning
10:22retiring
10:23retiring is harder than working it seems
10:25that anderson case
10:29excellent work
10:30thank you sir
10:31you know bryce
10:32you've always made me proud
10:36you're expecting a certain promotion
10:38upon my departure
10:43but this law firm
10:45was handed down to me by my father
10:47it's got to stay in the family
10:50now thankfully
10:52i have a mutually beneficial solution to our problem
10:59is this a
11:00marriage contract
11:02marry my daughter
11:04and you'll be sandpaper and son's newest ceo
11:11excuse me sir
11:14i know it's unorthodox
11:16but melinda is on board
11:18is she
11:20bryce
11:21i want to know that my daughter's taken care of
11:24and you've always said you wanted to be part of this family
11:28this is your chance
11:30it's a win-win
11:32it's a win-win
11:33that bad huh
12:00Huh?
12:08What did he say?
12:12Nothing.
12:15Nothing important.
12:17Okay.
12:20What did he want to talk to me about?
12:22I need this mess cleaned up.
12:31And a cup of coffee. Black.
12:36Now.
12:41So that's it then?
12:44That's how it's going to be?
12:45I'm your boss. You're my secretary.
12:48Administrative assistant?
12:52No more Mr. Nice Guy, I guess.
12:57Moving forward, we need to keep things professional, Miss Joy.
13:02Last night was a mistake.
13:04Won't happen again.
13:09You got that right.
13:22Cheers.
13:35Mm-mm.
13:37Ugh.
13:39Does tequila always taste that bad?
13:40Always.
13:41We're programmed to forget.
13:42The pain of childbirth.
13:43Ugh.
13:45So it's got you drinking like a fish at the office happy hour?
13:48Is it a lover squirrel with the boss?
13:51Ugh.
13:56You slut!
13:58You fucked him, didn't you?
14:00No.
14:01No, I didn't.
14:03Tell me everything.
14:04Okay.
14:05Is he bossy?
14:06In bed.
14:07Does he make you call him sir?
14:08We didn't fuck.
14:14Okay.
14:15We may have almost kissed.
14:20I know.
14:22You owe me.
14:24Like I got you a man and a job in the same week?
14:28Ugh.
14:29Trust me.
14:30He is not right.
14:32Well, not yet.
14:33Why don't you go get him, tiger?
14:36One second he's begging me to kiss him.
14:39And the next he's barking at me for a cup of coffee.
14:42No.
14:44No more assholes.
14:46I'm focusing on myself.
14:48And the second I pay off my law school loans...
14:53O'Connell can kiss my ass goodbye.
14:56Ooh.
14:57Sounds hot.
14:58Oh, thank you.
14:59And, uh...
15:02Speaking of...
15:04So is that guy over there.
15:05If he will excuse me?
15:08Jesus, his arms are as big as you are.
15:11It's not arms big.
15:13Alyssa!
15:25Poppy?
15:29Michael.
15:32How long has it been?
15:37Not long enough.
15:39You look good.
15:41Sexy.
15:43And you look bad.
15:45Desperate.
15:47Oh, come on.
15:49Don't be like that.
15:50I just want to talk.
15:52Oh, yeah?
15:54And how would Amber feel about that?
15:55Hey.
15:58I don't like the way we ended.
16:00And I don't like the way we started.
16:04You forgot to mention that you were married when we met.
16:07Well, let me go.
16:09I can explain all of that.
16:10You heard her.
16:12Let her go.
16:15Who is this?
16:17My boss.
16:19And this is not my concern.
16:22My plea.
16:24You are my concern.
16:26And I don't like people harassing what's mine.
16:29Look, I'm not going anywhere until she tells me to, alright?
16:32Go!
16:35Haven't you got someone waiting at home?
16:36I had things under control.
16:50Right.
16:52Looked like it.
16:53What are you?
16:54Some sort of white knight?
16:56I don't need to be rescued from my ex.
16:58That's your ex.
16:59Are you jealous?
17:04Are you jealous?
17:07Because that wouldn't be very professional of you.
17:12Would it?
17:17Goodnight, Miss Troy.
17:20Goodnight, sir.
17:29What is it?
17:43Good morning to you two.
17:46I have something you might want to take a look at.
17:52There's an issue with this case finding.
17:55The language doesn't match compliance regulations.
17:58And so we could get fined big time.
18:01Or worse, the project could get shut down.
18:05Shit.
18:07This needs to be updated before court in the morning.
18:09I already did it.
18:13How do you know how to do that?
18:15You think I want to be an assistant my whole life?
18:17I went to law school.
18:19I'm going to my own firm one day.
18:21Not just your pretty face.
18:24Funny.
18:25I don't remember saying that.
18:27No.
18:29No.
18:30I believe your exact words were.
18:32Fucking.
18:33Gorgeous.
18:40Anything else you need?
18:42Sir?
18:45I need you.
18:51To get back to work.
18:55What?
18:57Were you expecting something else?
18:59Just that bonus check.
19:01You have to earn it.
19:03I intend to.
19:09Is that wedding bells I hear?
19:12Or just the sound of a bed creaking?
19:14I am doing my job.
19:16Focus on me.
19:17Focus on me.
19:18Remember?
19:19Mm-hmm.
19:20Who are you trying to convince?
19:21You or me?
19:25Oh, Miss Choi.
19:27For your schedule.
19:29We'll be working late tonight.
19:30Uh.
19:31Do you have the, uh...
19:45Richardson case?
19:46To your right.
19:47And the, uh...
19:48And the, uh...
19:49And the, uh...
19:50And the tax documents in the same folder.
19:51What?
19:52To minimize risk and bankruptcy.
19:54You have to categorize the client's assets.
19:55See here.
19:56You have to separate what's business.
19:57And what's...
19:58Personal.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Yeah.
20:01You have to separate what's business.
20:02And...
20:03What's...
20:04Personal.
20:05Yes, sir.
20:06Good girl.
20:07Good girl.
20:08See, you have to categorize the client's assets.
20:14See here?
20:16You have to separate what's business and what's personal.
20:27Yes, sir.
20:31Good girl.
20:38Is that your ex again?
20:44Yep.
20:46You want to tell me what happened to him there?
20:53He is a liar.
20:56And a cheater.
20:58That break, huh?
20:59If you'd ask his wife, she'd say yes.
21:03That was his dirty little secret.
21:08I ended it the day I found out.
21:12I swore to myself that I would never be the other woman again.
21:19It kind of fucked me up, to be honest.
21:23I stopped dating after that.
21:26Sorry.
21:27All I ever wanted was for someone to choose me.
21:36But it's better this way.
21:39Being alone.
21:41No feelings means no getting hurt.
21:43Well, yeah, it's right.
21:47It's definitely easier.
21:54Guess we're the same like that.
21:56Married to the job.
21:59Sorry.
22:00I shouldn't be dumping all this on you.
22:03You know, you're my boss.
22:04It's not professional, so...
22:06Don't do that.
22:06You're being nice again.
22:12I'm not.
22:21Could be nice, Mom.
22:25Right?
22:26You should have to go.
22:37It's, um...
22:38It's getting late.
22:42Right.
22:44Yeah, I'll just pick these up.
22:48What's this new contract?
22:50Nothing.
22:51Nothing for you to worry about.
22:52Trust me.
22:52Night.
22:57Night.
22:59Boss.
23:00Honey, I'm home.
23:26Not funny.
23:27Oh, spoil sport.
23:28What are you doing here, Melinda?
23:29I have to leave for court soon.
23:31Can't a girl wish her fiancé good luck?
23:35Hey, listen.
23:35So I was thinking that we could make our announcement at Daddy's retirement party.
23:41Melinda, I don't want to marry.
23:43What?
23:43You think you can just take over my family's business for nothing?
23:46I'm not signing the contract.
23:48I've been meeting with your father later today to tell him.
23:51You saying no is going to kill Daddy.
23:54What are you talking about?
23:56He's sick, Bryce.
23:56And he's not getting better.
24:00Why do you think he's retiring?
24:09After everything he's done for you,
24:12taking you in when your parents died,
24:15encouraging you to be a lawyer,
24:18and then giving you a job at his own firm,
24:20and you can't do this one thing for him,
24:23it's all he's ever wanted.
24:28For you to carry on his legacy
24:33and become his son officially.
24:39Do you even care about him at all?
24:41Of course I do.
24:44God damn it, Melinda.
24:47Besides, we do have fun together.
24:50Remember the family trip in Santorini?
24:53Staying up all night,
24:54drinking Uzu under the stars.
24:58There is something here.
25:00You can make everyone happy, Brycey.
25:02Maybe you'll have the business.
25:05And we'll have each other.
25:10I, um...
25:11Otherwise,
25:13you may have to tell Daddy,
25:16you know, to clean house before he leaves.
25:20Get rid of the traitors.
25:22Are you seriously blackmailing me into marrying you?
25:25If the ring fits.
25:26So, what will it be, sweetie?
25:32Right here, please.
25:34Our sweetie!
25:37Did I miss the punctuality's optional memo?
25:40Let's go.
25:40Excuse me,
25:41who the hell do you think you're talking to?
25:44Not you.
25:45Oh, is this how you let the help behave?
25:48I thought you were better than that.
25:50The help?
25:51I'm not...
25:52Poppy!
25:54Go to the car.
25:56Is this little nobody going to be a problem?
26:06No.
26:07She better not.
26:19Fucking hell.
26:20I thought deliberation would be done yesterday.
26:26It's island treatment.
26:32That's professional.
26:34Real mature.
26:37You want to talk about being mature?
26:39How about this hot and cold bullshit you're pulling on me?
26:44I'm not just some toy that you can play with.
26:47You keep flirting with me.
26:50Then you side with Miss Botox when she calls me to help.
26:55What the hell do you want from me?
26:58I want an system.
27:01It doesn't drive me fucking crazy.
27:02Then fire me.
27:04Just like the others.
27:08I can.
27:09Oh.
27:11Why not?
27:13Because I can't let you go.
27:16Even though I should.
27:19Because what I want to do to you do
27:20could cost me a partner.
27:25Cost me my entire fucking career.
27:28What do you want to do to me?
27:34Let me show you.
27:35Let me show you.
27:35What do you want to do with this?
28:00Since the moment I first saw you.
28:02Is that all you wanted to do?
28:12What do I say?
28:17Please.
28:19Sir.
28:20Sir.
28:32Jesus Christ.
28:42That good, huh?
28:44Don't get a big head.
28:46Oh, I really should put you in charge of my performance reviews.
28:49Hmm.
28:52So.
28:55What?
28:55Are you going to start being a dick to me again?
28:58I don't want to be.
29:11Look, I like you, puppy.
29:14I like you a lot.
29:17But, um...
29:19This complicates things.
29:22What?
29:30Fucking when we work.
29:33Literally.
29:38Maybe we should keep things under wraps.
29:42Just for now.
29:42I can do that.
29:51No, no, I've got the numbers right here.
30:21Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
30:51I'll see you next time.
31:21I'll see you next time.
31:51I trust him.
31:53Look at you.
31:55You're glowing.
31:55I haven't seen you like this since maybe ever.
32:01I'm happy for you, babe.
32:03You deserve it.
32:06Is he in?
32:09Hi, ladies.
32:10Oh, goodness.
32:13Isn't it gorgeous?
32:15Yeah, a family heirloom.
32:17But Bryce and I are not making the announcement until Daddy's retirement party next week.
32:22So keep it a secret, okay?
32:25God, I just can't wait to put a ring on his finger.
32:29You know, let the world know that he's taken.
32:31Poppy, I need to see you again.
32:40Oh, baby, don't be mad.
32:43Everybody will know soon enough.
32:45I just wanted to let you know that we have a meeting with the wedding planner on Tuesday.
32:50Oh, you know what?
32:51Be a dear and put that in his schedule, will you?
32:53Poppy, this isn't...
32:55It's not what it looks like.
32:57Mr. Sandpepper gave me a...
32:58Everything he's ever wanted.
33:01In a family.
33:02In a partnership.
33:04But we can't go around blabbing about it now, can we?
33:08We don't want it all to go away.
33:12Must go.
33:14Honeymoon shopping.
33:16Bye, baby.
33:19Just gonna...
33:22I'm sorry.
33:25It's...
33:26Complicated.
33:29Guys always say that.
33:32And you know what?
33:33It never is.
33:35You lied to me.
33:38You made me your dirty little secret.
33:43Fuck you, Bryce.
33:44You have to trust me.
33:47I care about you more than...
33:50Right.
33:51As a piece on the side.
33:53Well, I told you.
33:54I'm done with that.
33:58And I'm done with this.
34:01Like what?
34:12Okay, so the office we saw earlier was gorgeous.
34:16I mean, a low-open concept and...
34:19Ugh, the windows, please tell me you'll poach me to be your assistant when you open up your own car.
34:24If you want to work for no money, benefits, or prestige...
34:28Totally.
34:29Ugh.
34:29Ugh, I was right the first time.
34:42Men can't be trusted.
34:46You know, speaking of, I have a favorite task.
34:55I left some of my shit at his office, and I was wandering.
34:59Well, he's actually at the retirement party.
35:02So, maybe you could go yourself.
35:07Maybe swipe a few clients from the Rolodex while you're at it.
35:10I like the way you think.
35:12You always do.
35:13I swear I'll put my planner right here.
35:27What is that?
35:29A marriage contract?
35:41Is Melinda forcing him to marry her?
35:43Will you clean up my eyes?
36:02Oh, what now?
36:04I thought we had a deal.
36:05We do.
36:06Good.
36:09I'll marry you.
36:11But I'll never love you.
36:14Is this about me getting rid of your little plaything?
36:17What was her name?
36:18Popper?
36:19Pepper?
36:19Her name's Poppy.
36:21Baby, I did you a favor.
36:23You were embarrassing yourself.
36:25Slumming it with your secretary.
36:27Don't you dare speak about her like that.
36:30For God's sakes, you're acting like you're in love with her or something.
36:34Oh, don't.
36:36Ah, there they are.
36:37The beautiful couple.
36:39Hey, Daddy.
36:40Mr. Sanpepper, are you okay?
36:41Oh, Bryce, please.
36:44You're about to marry my daughter.
36:46Don't you think it's time you called me Dad?
36:51If you'll excuse me, I think someone didn't get the hint.
36:56I can wait with you.
36:57It's fine.
36:58You're working this event.
37:01I'll wait till the intro is over.
37:03And then I'll talk to her.
37:05Okay.
37:05I got this.
37:13You come with me.
37:18You have a lot of nerves showing up here.
37:20We both know you're not good enough for him.
37:24You're just a little office slut with split ends.
37:28And you're just a spoiled brat whose daddy has to buy her a husband.
37:34I know about the contract.
37:37We're pathetic.
37:40And you're a homewrecker.
37:41I'm prepared to give him everything he wants.
37:44What do you have to offer, huh?
37:48You're just the woman he screws.
37:51I'm the one he's gonna marry.
38:01Everyone?
38:03Everyone, could I have your attention, please?
38:04When I was a young man, I thought I would sooner die in court than retire.
38:13But that was before I knew that I would be handing the keys to the castle over to my future son-in-law.
38:20I am honored to announce Bryce O'Connell will be the new head of Sandpepper and Sons.
38:28I always wanted Bryce to be the one to take over.
38:30I didn't know what I would do if I had to retire before Mellie married a lawyer.
38:35But not just a lawyer.
38:37I wanted my daughter to find a good man.
38:39Someone to make her laugh.
38:42Support her dreams.
38:43And build a family.
38:46Well, Bryce, anything to add?
38:48I don't know.
39:00I lost my parents when I was 16.
39:06The Sandpeppers took me in and gave me a second chance at a family.
39:13In Mr. and Mrs. Sandpepper, I saw true love.
39:20I never thought anyone could love me like that.
39:23I never thought I could love anyone like that.
39:30I just wanted this job.
39:35This, um, family.
39:40And then...
39:45What in the fuck do you think you're doing?
39:48I can't do this.
39:50I can't marry you.
39:55Bryce, you're seriously going to choose that nobody over me?
39:59This is insane.
40:01She is a secretary.
40:02I am a Sandpepper.
40:03You had to hold my career hostage to get me to consider marrying you.
40:07I'd rather be out of my ass than be your husband.
40:13Mr. Sandpepper,
40:14all I ever wanted was for you to be proud of me.
40:18But I gotta be proud of me, too.
40:20Daddy, do something.
40:28Well, what more do you want me to do, Melinda?
40:30I've already offered the man, the entire company, to marry you.
40:32Opportunity, to marry you.
40:54Bryce, what are you?
40:59I'm with the friend.
41:04But why?
41:08Because being married to the job isn't working for me anymore.
41:15Because you're the smartest, sexiest,
41:21most infuriating woman I have ever met.
41:26Because I am.
41:32I love you.
41:36What about being partner?
41:39Sandpeppers, your family, everything you've ever wanted.
41:43Not everything.
41:44I don't want you to give up anything for me.
41:48What if I'm not enough?
41:51I'm not more than enough.
41:59If this moment's all I get,
42:01even if you tell me to get lost,
42:04I'll never regret walking away for you.
42:10Why didn't you tell me about the contract?
42:15Because I was scared.
42:16Scared of losing everything I thought I wanted.
42:24Then I lost you.
42:28And I was terrified.
42:29I am so sorry if I ever made you feel less than.
42:39Because you're more than I've ever dreamed of.
42:47Good speech.
42:48I can see why you're decent in court.
42:52Decent?
42:54I'm fantastic.
42:57Well, you're unavoid, so...
42:59I'm out.
43:00I'm out.
43:16Papa, you once told me all you ever wanted was someone to choose you.
43:19Where are you choosing you?
43:27If you'll have me.
43:33Ocean Granite.
43:34What?
43:58I don't know.
43:58I love you too, by the way.
44:28I love you too, by the way.
44:58As long as you don't go back to bossing me around.
45:03No problem there.
45:06Somehow I doubt either of us will welcome back at Sandpepper and Sons.
45:13I gotta find a new friend.
45:17A daily one that lets me put my name on the door.
45:19I've got an idea.
45:27I could use an assistant.
45:31I could use an assistant.
45:32I could use an assistant.
45:33I could use an assistant.
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45:44I could use an assistant.
45:45You
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