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00:00Oh, wow.

00:02Okay.

00:03First of all, I want to thank you very much.

00:06Second of all, let's compare shoes.

00:08Look at these heels.

00:09Look at your calves.

00:10They're like the size of my forearm.

00:13I like yours.

00:15I like yours better.

00:17First of all, you came up with the greatest idea ever

00:19to surround yourself with hot, naked men

00:20and then call it a show.

00:22Okay, hello.

00:23How long did they have to live here

00:27before they learned the language?

00:28It's like, you guys have been here for 10 years.

00:30What's wrong with them?

00:32Toes?

00:32What did you get?

00:33A toe lock?

00:33Well, I had a bunionectomy.

00:34You know, I had this, you know, tidectomy.

00:36Did you have hammer toes?

00:37No, I had two hammer toes and a bunionectomy

00:39And they hurt.

00:40Yeah, those do hurt.

00:41They're squeezing them into these things.

00:42They also hurt my eyes.

00:44My bunions.

00:45It's like, you see them and you're like,

00:46sir, you need to get that fixed.

00:47Do you ever see feet?

00:48I had them like, they just look, you know, not cute.

00:51That's it.

00:52Thanks for watching.

00:53Bye.

00:53Come on, do it.