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00:00You keep going. Make sure that mash is smooth.
00:03Yeah, because lumpy mash will be the deciding factor of what she says in her reference.
00:08I wouldn't want it to cost her.
00:12Hi, um, veggie cottage pie coming your way.
00:15Oh, right. I was hoping you'd show me around a bit more.
00:19I could see where my potential grandkids might grow up.
00:23Right, um, well, we can finish this later.
00:26Yeah, it's a great idea.
00:27You know, it is a really lovely community-driven place to live in.
00:31Perfect.
00:32I'll find my phone. It's gone AWOL again.
00:36We have to smash this door.
00:40Of course.
00:41No, because I feel like this is some sort of test or something.
00:44Hey, come on.
00:45Just breathe, Eve, OK?
00:48Yeah, but...
00:48It's been fine up until now.
00:50Yeah, and that's what's scary.
00:52Because I don't know what game she's playing.
00:54Well, maybe, you know,
00:56she wants to move forward too, eh?
00:59Maybe this is a second chance for you and your man.
01:03Yeah, well, let's just survive today, shall we?
01:07Mum!
01:09I've got your phone!
01:11It's just really nice having a market on the doorstep, you know?
01:14Fresh fruit and veg and flowers and clothes and...
01:18people's old tats.
01:23I was just winding you up.
01:26She's always so serious.
01:29Get down.
01:30Just get down.
01:31I can't get fired on my first date.
01:33This is the burger man I've been talking about.
01:34Oh!
01:34Stacey's BAP.
01:37Oh, yeah, Stacey's not here.
01:39But I am on hand to deal with all of your BAP needs.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Priya's just helping out at the moment.
01:45Yeah, exactly.
01:45It's a family business.
01:47We all help each other out.
01:49Family business?
01:51Does that mean I get to do a stint on this?
01:53I wouldn't have you doing anything like that.
01:56Well, you mean it's only for the new London family?
02:00No, of course, Mum.
02:02You know, Norma,
02:04we are incredibly grateful that you're helping us out with this reference.
02:07And we hope you know
02:08that this new grandchild will mean we get to see each other a lot more.
02:14In fact, that's our local right there.
02:16So I think we should all, the whole family,
02:19should go have a drink and get to know each other.
02:22Well, that was your local.
02:23Yeah, well, your clothes are not soon, right?
02:25Anyway, right?
02:27Yeah.
02:28Varnie's coming home soon as well.
02:29Bring her.
02:30And you're coming too, yes?
02:33Yeah.
02:34It's you.
02:37You've been there the whole time?
02:40Oh, to be young and carefree.
02:46This way?
02:47This way.
02:47Yeah.
02:50Sorry about that.
02:51I've grown up again.
02:53I don't know if you're...
02:54Oh, gross.
03:02Oh, stop honing.
03:03At least you ain't from a broken home anymore.
03:06So I was telling Norma about our property businesses, Raffi.
03:10Er, yeah, right.
03:13No, it's great.
03:14Who's been beyond help like that?
03:16Yeah, she's a lot smarter than these two.
03:18Well, that'll be the solicitor background.
03:21She's always been smart.
03:23What a shame she can no longer practice.
03:27Er, should we pay the bill soon?
03:29Oh.
03:31Is that your sister-y?
03:32Huh?
03:32Yeah.
03:35Yeah, that's my Erica.
03:37Beautiful, isn't she?
03:38Yeah, she looks just like you.
03:39Oh.
03:41But still, she did get more of the looks.
03:44Yeah.
03:45She'd have been a brilliant auntie.
03:48Shame we'll never know.
03:52I think we should have another round.
03:54Um, you could tell Mum a bit more about the properties.
03:58Not a bit more.
03:59Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:04Excuse me.
04:11Thirsty?
04:14I knew this would be a test.
04:17Then don't give her any more ammunition.
04:24Believe me.
04:26I have taken so much worse.
04:31My wasp mother.
04:33Hey, in a gay bar.
04:34She hasn't burst into flames.
04:37She's trying to get under your skin on purpose, you know?
04:40All that stuff about Erica.
04:41Yeah, it's no more than I deserve.
04:43No one deserves that.
04:45Hmm.
04:47I love support of you.
04:49But I can handle it.
04:52Okay?
04:52Especially if it's going to get us a family.
04:54There we go.
04:59Don't split.
05:00Don't split it.
05:01Turn hands.
05:03Oh, good.
05:09There we go.
05:12Yours is the pink one.
05:15Camp boy.
05:16Yep.
05:16Come on, the visor.
05:19Hang on.
05:20I'm counting the cake out.
05:22I'm counting the cake out.
05:23You're right, sorry.
05:24Smokey shouldn't bother herself.
05:25I don't usually eat dessert anyway.
05:27Oh.
05:29You can't not have dessert, Mum.
05:31It's the best bit.
05:33Yeah, I've got it.
05:34Oh, thank you.
05:34It's mostly wine in here.
05:41Don't exaggerate.
05:43Just more things that never change.
05:46Mum, come on.
05:47I've spent all day trying to show you I've turned my life around.
05:50In London?
05:52In your lesbian interracial marriage and a bunch of dodgy businesses?
05:56Don't talk about my family like that.
05:58Oh, your family.
05:59Mum, I want you to take a part in this, OK?
06:05But you need to support me.
06:07Me?
06:07Your dad?
06:09Erica?
06:10We're your family too, but you left us all behind.
06:13I wasn't wanted there, was I?
06:15Look, do you really think that you'll be able to handle this?
06:19Working on a burger van, getting drunk in gay bars,
06:24living with every member of your wife's family.
06:27She can fit in the house.
06:28Look, all we're asking for is a child of our own
06:30that we can love and nurture and take care of.
06:32You couldn't even take care of your own sister.
06:42I've tried to change.
06:44I've got my life together.
06:45Well, for now, until the next Hurricane Eve
06:49and what'll it be, binge drinking or the stint in prison,
06:52convince another straight woman to turn gay for you.
06:56Like you understand the complexities of human sexuality.
06:58Oh, don't deflect and start playing the hard, dumb boy card.
07:02I'm talking about the fact that you go from place to place
07:05doing whatever you want.
07:07You leave everyone around you to pick up the pieces
07:09and you move on to the next thing you want to destroy.
07:12I didn't handle my pain well.
07:16I know.
07:17But I've shown you, right?
07:19Surely.
07:21That's not who I am anymore.
07:23But kids are not something you can run away from.
07:26I would never abandon my family!
07:28You already did.
07:30And now you have everything you ever wanted in life.
07:35And what do the rest of us have?
07:39I'm sorry.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:45I'm sorry.
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