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00:00The End
00:30Thank you. Merry Christmas.
00:45Oh, thank you. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.
00:48Oh, thank you.
01:18Oh, thank you.
01:48I don't want it. I don't want it.
02:10Doggy, doggy. I want doggy.
02:12I want doggy.
02:14Buy him the dog. Buy him the dog.
02:17I want doggy.
02:21Here, here, my dad. Look here.
02:23Just a moment. Look up here, I say.
02:25Hold on. Hold on. I want to buy your dog.
02:28No, no. I want some of us. They're eating my cow.
02:30But I'll pay you handsomely.
02:33No, no, no. I want some of us. I ate my cow.
02:35But I say, oh!
02:39Oh, blimey.
02:40Merry Christmas.
02:57Merry Christmas.
03:00Merry Christmas.
03:01Merry Christmas.
03:02Merry Christmas.
03:03Merry Christmas.
03:04Merry Christmas.
03:05Merry Christmas.
03:06Merry Christmas.
03:07Merry Christmas.
03:08Merry Christmas.
03:09Merry Christmas.
03:10Merry Christmas.
03:11Merry Christmas.
03:12Merry Christmas.
03:13Merry Christmas.
03:14Merry Christmas.
03:15Merry Christmas.
03:16Merry Christmas.
03:17Merry Christmas.
03:18Merry Christmas.
03:19Merry Christmas.
03:20Merry Christmas.
03:21Merry Christmas.
03:22Merry Christmas.
03:23Merry Christmas.
03:24Merry Christmas.
03:25Merry Christmas.
03:26I'll sell it to you, mister, if you'd give a good hold.
03:51Goodbye, old pal.
03:56Goodbye, old pal.
04:26Goodbye, old pal.
04:28Goodbye, old pal.
06:32I want doggie!
06:36I want doggie!
06:37Whee!
07:07Quack, quack!
07:12Whee!
07:13Maybe!
07:15Oh!
07:16Oh!
07:17Oh!
07:18Crap.
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
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10:27Oh, my God.
10:57Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
11:27Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
11:29Action!
11:57BOOM!
11:58BOOM!
11:59BOOM!
12:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:27I don't know.
12:57Eh, eh.
13:09Eh, eh, eh.
13:15Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:25Mmm!
13:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
14:15Oh, oh, oh, oh!
14:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:42Here, here, here, here, here, here, here!
15:12Here, here, here, here...
15:27Ha ha!
15:29What then?
15:30Gosh! I thought you was a fish!
15:32Oh, yeah!
15:38Oh, yeah!
15:39Oh, oh, oh, oh!
16:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
16:26Ah, we don't have no fun no more.
16:40No, nobody around here is scared.
16:43Huh, we scared them all away.
16:45Guess we're too good.
16:48Hey, here's an idea.
16:50Get a load of this, fellas.
16:53Notice, we exterminate all kinds of ghosts.
16:57Day and night servants.
17:01And why, guys?
17:03Let's get them over here.
17:04And catch the fire.
17:05We'll scare the pants off.
17:23The telephone.
17:26The telephone.
17:27The telephone.
17:28The telephone.
17:30Hello.
17:31Hello.
17:32Hello.
17:33Hello.
17:34Hello.
17:35Do you chase ghosts?
17:38Do we chase ghosts?
17:41Yes, ma'am.
17:43Yes, sir.
17:44I'll say we do.
17:45Well, I know.
17:46This house is a little ghost.
17:48And this is...
17:58Come quick.
17:59It's the only shiver match.
18:01Okay.
18:02We'll be right over.
18:03Oh, boy.
18:04A customer.
18:05A customer.
18:06A customer?
18:07A customer?
18:10Hey, let's hear the talk.
18:15This will be a stench.
18:16Look out.
18:33We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator Company.
18:36Let's get in.
18:37Shoot.
18:38Get out!
18:43Come on.
18:44Get out!
18:45Get out!
18:46Get out!
18:47Get out!
18:48Oh, the hell out of me?
19:00Oh, the hell out of me?
19:05Ghosts.
19:07Ghosts?
19:08We'll separate and surround them.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:48Oh, my God.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:48Oh, my God.
21:18I'm brave, but I'm careful.
21:40I'm scared of no ghosts.
21:48For a moment, I thought it wasn't me.
22:18There's something wrong here.
22:48I know you. You're a ghost.
23:08I'm scared of no ghosts.
23:18I'm scared of no ghosts.
23:22I'm scared of no ghosts.
23:29Wow.
23:40No!
23:41They got me!
23:42The Popeye!
23:44No, Mickey!
23:45I got him!
23:46I got all three of you.
23:48Oh!
23:49Oh!
23:50Look, go!
23:52Go!
24:04Go, straiga!
24:10Go, straiga!
24:20You are the same, family.
24:28I am the same, family.
24:46We ate it.
24:48Skiing is fast becoming
25:17the most popular of all winter sports
25:19and small wonder
25:21for there is no finer conquest
25:23than that of a mountain
25:25clad in its glorious winter mantle
25:27of glittering white.
25:31Skiing, pronounced she-ing,
25:33is a sport that appeals especially
25:36to the rugged, wide-awake,
25:38out-of-doors individual.
25:47Who leaps from his bed at sun-up
25:51enjoys anticipation to the thrills
25:53that lie in store for him.
25:56The first essential is the correct equipment.
25:59Of primary importance is the undergarment.
26:02All wool in the hard wine,
26:04either one or two-piece,
26:05rock-ribbed, pre-shrunk,
26:06and form-pitting.
26:07The skis, uh, shees,
26:16should be made of seasoned hickory
26:17and free from knot holes and termites.
26:23The shoes should be box-toed
26:26large enough for at least two pairs of socks,
26:29yet comfortable enough
26:30to wiggle your toes slightly.
26:32And now...
26:36Now...
26:39Now!
26:46The choice of a sweater
26:48should reflect the taste
26:50of the two sportsmen.
26:52In other words,
26:53studied carelessness.
26:57For after all,
26:58clothes do make the man.
27:02Now we are completely dressed.
27:12With the exception of the trousers.
27:22The trousers should be light,
27:25snow-repellent,
27:26with a hard, smooth finish.
27:28They should sit snugly,
27:29yet allow plenty of room
27:31at the hips, shoulders,
27:33and the knees.
27:44Now we are all set
27:46and ready to conquer the heights.
27:50Ode to a Mountain
27:51Quote
27:52Oh, kingly mountain
27:55draped in royal raiment white
27:57With countless jewels
27:59bepecked in dazzling splendor
28:02Yet silent as the night
28:04Unquote.
28:07Oh, yes.
28:09And if you should smell something
28:10out of the ordinary,
28:12don't be alarmed.
28:13It is only fresh air.
28:15Upon reaching the summit,
28:24our first step
28:24is the turn into position.
28:27This is accomplished
28:28by the kick turn.
28:30One,
28:31knees and skis close together.
28:33Two,
28:34firm support on both poles.
28:36Now a decided kick
28:38of left leg and ski,
28:40forward and high.
28:41Three,
28:42bring ski down parallel,
28:44but with the point
28:45facing in the opposite direction.
28:47Four,
28:48swing the other ski around
28:50and drop it parallel
28:51to the first ski.
28:52This is really quite simple
28:54and can be easily mastered
28:55by the greenest amateur.
29:01This is indeed fortunate.
29:04How, technically,
29:06to get up?
29:07First,
29:07get the skis together.
29:09Place them parallel
29:10and across the down slope
29:12to prevent slipping.
29:14Then place both poles
29:16across your body.
29:17Now,
29:18pull your skis
29:19under your body
29:19and gently push them.
29:23You are now
29:24in an upright position.
29:27For the first attempt,
29:29choose a gentle slope.
29:31We start with
29:32a joyous galander sprung,
29:33or hop,
29:34and we are up.
29:37Always keep the eyes
29:43to the front,
29:44because objects
29:44sometimes appear
29:45with amazing suddenness.
29:55Skiing is really
29:56quite simple
29:57once you get the hang of it.
30:00The most popular method
30:02of ascent
30:03is the herringbone,
30:04used on short climbs,
30:06but not on too steep
30:07a slope.
30:08The name herringbone
30:09is derived
30:10from the mean,
30:11symmetrical pattern
30:12left in the snow.
30:17Now,
30:18to change direction
30:19at high speed.
30:20First,
30:21the jump turn.
30:22This looks difficult.
30:24Once learned,
30:25however,
30:25it becomes
30:25extremely simple.
30:27The shush,
30:42or downhill run.
30:44It is the quickest way
30:45to get to the bottom.
30:47It is so named
30:48because of its peculiar sound.
30:50Shush!
30:50Shush!
30:51Shush!
30:51Shush!
30:52Shush!
30:52Shush!
30:53Shush!
30:53Shush!
30:53Shush!
30:54Shush!
30:57Shush!
30:58Shush!
30:59Shush!
31:02The slaloff,
31:03or downhill racing
31:04through flags,
31:05should only be attempted
31:06by an expert spear.
31:22Shush!
31:23Shush!
31:23Shush!
31:24Shush!
31:24Shush!
31:26And now that thrill of thrills, the ultimate goal of every ambitious skier, the Ski Jump.
31:39Ever faster and faster, a vertical human bullet.
31:43Ah, the exhilaration of it.
31:46The flight through the air with the grace and beauty of a bird on the wing, perfectly bound, complete master of his own destiny.
31:56After a vigorous day in the open, the skier never has any trouble falling to sleep.
32:26Fugliato!
32:28Fugliato!
32:29Fugliato!
32:30Fugliato!
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32:59Fugliato!
33:00Fugliato!
33:01Fugliato!
33:02Fugliato!
33:03Fugliato!
33:04Okay, Pluto, let's get our drinks.
33:34Oh, hey, get a little bit.
33:43Oh!
34:04Oh, boy.
34:22Okay, Pluto.
34:24All right.
34:28Come on, let's go.
34:34Hey, wake up.
35:04Well, what do you know?
35:09Wow.
35:13Come on, let's go.
35:43Come on, let's go.
36:13Come on, let's go.
36:43Come on, let's go.
37:13Come on, let's go.
37:18Come on, let's go.
37:27Okay, I'll light the candles.
37:30Come on, let's go.
37:36Come on, let's go.
37:54Come on, let's go.
38:00Come on, let's go.
38:06Come on, let's go.
38:14Come on, let's go.
38:16Come on, let's go.
38:17Come on, let's go.
38:26Come on, let's go.
38:27Come on, let's go.
38:36You dumb mutt!
38:38Now look what you've done to our...
38:41Pluto!
38:42We've got chipmunks in our tree!
38:45Cute little fellas!
38:47Pluto!
38:49After all, it is Christmas!
39:06It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
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