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After losing the role of a lifetime, an aspiring actor retreats to his hometown. When he encounters a woman who has Lyme | dG1fYTFMUUliVU1KT0k
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00:00No hot water again?
00:02No.
00:03I got up last night to take a piss,
00:05and a roach tried to pick a fist fight with me.
00:07Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
00:09Nine auditions, okay?
00:11Two in front of the network.
00:12I don't know, man. I just feel like a loser.
00:14We live in New York City.
00:15If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.
00:17Clarence, can I reach you on the phone?
00:18Come to us.
00:19Dude, go. Go.
00:20What is this?
00:21That's your new phone from the network.
00:23You are now the host of Cash Cam.
00:26You beat out every actor in the city.
00:28The dream, it can happen.
00:33The network is rescinding its offer.
00:35What? Why?
00:36Your background check came back.
00:37You were convicted of drunk driving.
00:39This is a driving show.
00:41I'm sorry, Clarence.
00:43Hey, you. I got a call. It was a stolen pass.
00:45It's not stolen. It's my father.
00:47I'm taking the end.
00:5040 years old, you're still acting like a punk.
00:52I'm sorry, Dad.
00:53Welcome home, brother.
00:54We rented your room for the last year.
00:57I don't want her living in my childhood bedroom, huh?
00:59Wow. Such grace.
01:00I need you to take her to the doctor's tomorrow morning.
01:02I don't want to babysit this girl for the next 30 days.
01:05I just feel like I have an aversion to these places.
01:07I'm shocked.
01:08You're shocked that doctor's office has depressed me?
01:10No, that you used the word aversion in a sentence.
01:12You're a real treat, aren't you?
01:14Do you know anyone that this machine has actually helped?
01:16Yes.
01:17Me.
01:19You're 39 years old, man.
01:21You still can get into bar fights?
01:23They took it away from me for one little mistake.
01:25You don't have Lyme disease, Miss Fall.
01:27I'm just so sick of not being believed.
01:30Still Lyme, or have we moved on to fibromyalgia?
01:32What's next, Ivermectin?
01:33I've always had the heart of an artist, anyway.
01:35I just hope you can get back in touch with that.
01:37I believe you.
01:38No, you don't.
01:39Yes, I do.
01:40It's time for the next phase of your life.
01:42You can stay on my couch until you get back on your feet.
01:44I'm an actor.
01:45I could be 10 years.
01:46Could be 20.
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