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Original Upload Date: Feb 15, 2020
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Bringing back what built this channel to where it is today... Every single Jeffy Short I've ever made, cutting the series into 3 parts.
The Music 0:30
Minecraft 3:36
The Alien 6:51
The Tooth 8:26
The Store 2 10:50
The Friendship 13:54
*quick note* 18:11
The Swindler (finale) 18:32
*finale bloopers + side notes* 32:15
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Subscribe To The Original Creator!
@JJPE
Original Upload Date: Feb 15, 2020
Original Description:
Bringing back what built this channel to where it is today... Every single Jeffy Short I've ever made, cutting the series into 3 parts.
The Music 0:30
Minecraft 3:36
The Alien 6:51
The Tooth 8:26
The Store 2 10:50
The Friendship 13:54
*quick note* 18:11
The Swindler (finale) 18:32
*finale bloopers + side notes* 32:15
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00:30Hey, Coconut got another comment on his music video.
00:35Really?
00:36Yeah.
00:37I wish I had a music video.
00:40Why don't we make you one?
00:41Yeah, that sounds cool.
00:42My type of music has fast talk and clever rhymes.
01:02Feels like it takes you to a different universe sometimes.
01:05That doesn't matter.
01:06My type of music is rap.
01:08None of that country crap.
01:09Opera or jazz?
01:11No, I'm Jeffy.
01:12I only like that rap.
01:13How about that?
01:14Here's a few reasons why rap is my fave.
01:17All the other songs are just really plain and lame.
01:20If you don't believe me, then here's a few to name.
01:23Country is too slow.
01:24Opera is too loud.
01:26Jazz is too romantic.
01:27Rap is my favorite.
01:28You better say okay.
01:30Let me just say.
01:31That if you feel like arguing, I'm not gonna stay.
01:34Hold up.
01:35I hope my video gets a lot of views.
01:38Yeah, me too.
01:39I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
01:41Alright.
01:42Let's see how many views the music video has.
01:44Alright.
01:46What was that?
01:50Look, the video has 800 million views.
01:53Whoa.
01:54If I monetize it, I'm gonna get paid.
01:57Yeah, do it.
01:59I'll be right back.
02:01I'm gonna use the voice.
02:04I just got the money.
02:08How much?
02:09One million.
02:11Dollars?
02:11Like US dollars?
02:12Yep.
02:13A million a week.
02:14Whoa.
02:15I wish I had that much.
02:17Want to split 500K a week?
02:19Sure.
02:21I got a Gucci sandal.
02:25I got a gold spinner.
02:26They're dead.
02:28Who cares?
02:29We rich.
02:33I'm gonna get my phone.
02:36Let's see what the message says.
02:38Oh, man.
02:39We're getting money, money, money, money.
02:41Jeffy is from YouTube.
02:42We're getting money, money, money, money.
02:44Jeffy.
02:45Why?
02:45I'm singing a money song.
02:47It's from YouTube.
02:48Oh.
02:49And why?
02:50Because we getting paid.
02:54Mm-mm.
02:55What?
02:55No money?
02:56Mm-mm.
02:57Why?
02:59YouTube said there was a glitch in the views system.
03:02And we don't actually have 800 million views.
03:05How much do we actually have?
03:07Five views.
03:08No more money?
03:09No.
03:10I can't monetize it anymore.
03:12Well, at least we have our leftover money.
03:17Hello?
03:18Give me it now.
03:19Give me what?
03:19The leftover money you earned from the video.
03:22Why?
03:23There was a glitch in the system, and that money wasn't supposed to be yours.
03:26Oof.
03:26Who owns it?
03:29A YouTube worker.
03:30Can I drink the rest of our money?
03:32That sucks.
03:33Yeah.
03:35Roblox?
03:36Boy.
03:36You know what I haven't played in a while?
03:38Minecraft.
03:40You know what?
03:40I think I'm going to play it.
03:42Yeah, that's what I'll do.
03:43I'm going to play some Minecraft.
03:44Alright, here we go.
03:48Aw, yeah.
03:49Let's play some Minecraft.
03:50I love Minecraft.
03:52Hey, look at my skin.
03:53Look how cool I look.
03:54I look so realistic.
03:55Whoa, look at me.
03:58Whoa.
03:58Alright, let's play the actual game now.
04:01Alright, what should I do?
04:03Alright, I'm going to create a survival world.
04:04That seems fun.
04:06Alright, I'm pretty good at this game, I think.
04:08Alright, let's create the world.
04:11Whoa, look at this.
04:13It's so blocky.
04:15I've never seen anything like this before.
04:18Whoa.
04:20Alright, let's get some dirt.
04:22I need to build a house.
04:25Alright, let's go get some food.
04:27Whoa, look at that cow.
04:31Hey, Mr. Cow.
04:33Ew, what did you do?
04:34Look how gross this looks.
04:37I don't want it anymore.
04:39Alright, let's build my house.
04:42It looks so pretty.
04:43Alright.
04:44Whoa.
04:48It's going to be the coolest house ever.
04:51Alright.
04:52Let's see the underground base.
04:54Oh yeah, look at that.
04:55So underground-y.
04:57So nice.
04:58I like it.
04:59Alright, let's go outside and get some more food.
05:01What the heck?
05:02Oh dang it.
05:06Now I have to build another one.
05:11Oh, they're chasing me.
05:14No.
05:15No.
05:16Oh.
05:20Let's go online.
05:22Play Mineplex.
05:24Oh yeah.
05:26Whoa.
05:27Look at that huge shine.
05:28That's pretty.
05:29Alright, let's play Master Builders.
05:31This is always fun.
05:32Let's play that.
05:34Alright.
05:34Here we go.
05:35Who are these people?
05:39Oh, I don't even know.
05:40Let's play.
05:43Alright, let's see what I have to build.
05:47I can build an astronaut.
05:49I should be pretty good at this.
05:51Alright, let's get some materials.
05:52Okay, here we go.
05:56Some dirt.
05:58And boom.
05:59There we go.
06:01Add some.
06:02Add some.
06:04Add a astronaut suit to it.
06:07Oh yeah, we got it rocking.
06:10Subscribe.
06:12To Jay.
06:16Aw.
06:17So lot.
06:18Okay, there we go.
06:19Aw.
06:21Alright, let's see who wins.
06:22Ew, I don't like that.
06:23Let's give that a poopy.
06:25I don't like that either, ew.
06:27Ew, that looks gross.
06:29What even is this?
06:30I don't even know.
06:31This looks gross.
06:34Where is that?
06:35I don't even know.
06:35That looks ugly.
06:36Ugly poopy.
06:38Wait, what's happening?
06:39What?
06:39How did they win?
06:41They didn't even try theirs.
06:42I tried so hard.
06:44Alright, I'm sick of Minecraft.
06:45Oh, Toad's down there.
06:54Now I'm going to prank him.
06:57Oh, I love sunbathing in the dark.
06:59Ah.
07:00Oh, that hurt.
07:02Um, it fell from the sky.
07:04It hit me too.
07:05Totally.
07:06Yeah, I didn't throw that down at all.
07:08Nope.
07:09Bye, Toad.
07:10Of course Jeffy did that.
07:12He's always doing pranks.
07:14Oh, he's so annoying.
07:16What?
07:16What the?
07:17Jeffy!
07:17Hey, you stupid alien.
07:44Take this.
07:44What?
07:46No!
07:48Stop!
07:48Stop!
07:50No!
07:50No!
08:01Let's go for this!
08:03Wait, wait, wait.
08:04Let's help.
08:05Got him.
08:08Got him.
08:12It ain't my fault.
08:14All right, guys.
08:30You ready to slide on the ice?
08:31I don't know, Jeffy.
08:32It doesn't seem very safe.
08:33I'm a penguin.
08:34Trust me, it is.
08:35Actually, watch this.
08:39Wee!
08:39See, guys, that was fun.
08:43Yeah, I guess.
08:44I want to try it now.
08:46I'm a penguin!
08:49Hey, Jeffy, you okay?
08:50Yeah, I think I'm fine.
08:52Is that blood?
08:53Yeah, it is, Jeffy.
08:54I hate blood!
08:59Jeffy, calm down.
09:00Okay.
09:01We can call a doctor.
09:02Okay.
09:03Mm-hmm.
09:03Okay.
09:04Yeah, I see the problem here.
09:05You forgot to wash your teeth this morning.
09:06No!
09:07Oh, oh.
09:08Just messing with you, kid.
09:09Yeah, no, you're missing a tooth.
09:11Oh, really?
09:11Yeah.
09:12But we might be able to put it back in your mouth.
09:15Do you happen to have the tooth still?
09:16No, I lost it when I fell on the ice.
09:19Okay.
09:20Well, if we find the tooth, just maybe we can stick it back in your mouth.
09:24Okay.
09:24So, do you have any friends you could call that maybe could help you find the tooth?
09:28Yeah, I know a few.
09:30Jeffy, you really got these people to help you.
09:33Hello!
09:36You smell nice.
09:37Do you use dove shampoo?
09:39Oh, yes, I do, actually.
09:40I like them.
09:41Ew, guys, stop.
09:43So, as you all know, I'm missing a tooth, and we need to find it.
09:47How are we going to find it in the white snow?
09:49That's the thing.
09:51Maybe his tooth is under this.
09:52Hey, Toad.
09:53Yeah?
09:54I just ripped booty.
09:55What does that mean?
09:56Oh, I farted.
10:01They're gross!
10:02All right, it's not over here.
10:04Have you found anything, Penguino?
10:06Bingo, I just won the lottery.
10:08Ha, I'm in here.
10:10But seriously, there's no tooth in here.
10:12Oh, that sucks.
10:13Yeah, let's just leave you there.
10:14Guys, I need your help.
10:15Not too bad.
10:16Where are we going to look for a tooth?
10:18I'm all out in the trash can.
10:20Wait, wait, wait.
10:22Oh!
10:23Ha, ha, ha!
10:24Have you found your tooth yet, kid?
10:26No.
10:27Oh, well.
10:28You're going to have to be toothless for the rest of your life, kid.
10:30I don't want to be toothless.
10:32I mean, it's not that bad.
10:33Look at me, I don't even have any teeth.
10:34Ah.
10:36What do you even eat?
10:37Oh, I eat soup, sometimes spinach.
10:39It has to be, like, really wet spinach, though.
10:42Can't eat anything too hard, because, you know, I don't have teeth.
10:44So, all right, whatever!
10:46All right, Dimitri, we're at the store.
10:53Do you remember what we need?
10:54Yeah.
10:54All right, good.
10:55So, let's separate and meet each other at the back of the store.
10:57Sounds good.
10:58All right.
10:59What are you doing here?
11:05Oh, I'm just practicing wrestling, yeah, because, you know, yeah, look at these muscles.
11:12I'm planning on entering the WWE window holder.
11:15Look at me, flex.
11:18Anyway, if you don't mind me, I'm going to go back to, you know, just finding my second dash.
11:23Okay, sounds good.
11:24Oh, I see some pretty weird people here today.
11:27Wait.
11:27I'm not going to be there.
11:28Oh, what are you doing?
11:31Hello, hello, Dimitri.
11:32I was just looking for some chicken.
11:34You know, I'm trying to find the toughest chicken, because, you know, I'm supposed to be feeding a family tonight.
11:39My froggy family.
11:41But, I can't seem to find the best chicken.
11:45Oh, this is good.
11:46This is perfect.
11:47Oh, yes.
11:48Oh, all right.
11:50All right, bye, Dimitri.
11:51I'm going to go look in the cereal aisle for so long.
11:53So, all right, bye.
11:55Bye.
11:55Oh, it can't be.
11:59I hate green beans.
12:03Well, finally, Cocoa Puffs, just what I'm looking for.
12:09Oh, what is this?
12:12Oh, green beans?
12:15I should have known.
12:17The green bean gods are mad at me.
12:18Take cover!
12:21My children!
12:25What are you doing, Mr. Bananahead?
12:27I'm saying hi to my long-lost children.
12:30Oh, you are?
12:31These are your children?
12:32Yeah!
12:33How come they don't have a face?
12:36They're babies.
12:38Huh.
12:39All right.
12:40Well, I'm going to go look for some more food.
12:43Oh, yeah, you do that.
12:45I am one with the mushrooms!
12:47Oh, yeah.
12:48Carrots.
12:49I love carrots.
12:50Oh, yeah.
12:51Oh, hey, lostlers.
12:52What are you looking for?
12:53Got them some carrots?
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:55All right.
12:56Here's a carrot for you, buddy.
12:58Here's a carrot.
13:00Okay.
13:01Well, I'm going to get some cut beets.
13:04Cut beets are sweet.
13:05I like bunch of beets better, though.
13:13Oh, yeah.
13:13Gold beets.
13:14Gold beets are the best.
13:15And, um, uh-oh.
13:23There's a leak.
13:25I'm hilarious.
13:27Oh.
13:28What?
13:29Oh, hey, Dimitri.
13:30So, what'd you get?
13:31Huh.
13:32Nothing.
13:33Yeah, me either.
13:34I got too distracted.
13:35Me too.
13:36Oh.
13:36Let's just go home.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Let's come back tomorrow.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Oh, such a relaxing day.
13:57Sunbathing.
13:59Oh, yeah.
14:00Time to test up this new bike.
14:03Oh, yeah.
14:04I think I'm going to go pretty fast.
14:09Oh, nothing could possibly ruin this day.
14:14Ah, Dimitri.
14:14Move out of the way.
14:15I can't stop.
14:16Ah.
14:17What?
14:18What was that?
14:21Oh, my God.
14:22Dimitri, are you okay?
14:28Dimitri, I'm sorry.
14:29I hope that ice pack makes you feel better.
14:31You know what, Jeffy?
14:31You caused too many problems.
14:33I think.
14:35I think.
14:37We can't be friends anymore.
14:39Why?
14:41Because you caused issues to this earth.
14:44Oh, I guess I do.
14:46Go home.
14:52Oh, I'm so glad Jeffy's not my friend anymore.
14:55He causes so many issues.
14:58What?
15:02Jeffy.
15:03I pooped in your lawn, Dimitri.
15:05How's that?
15:05Jeffy, why'd you poop in my lawn?
15:07Because you're not my friend anymore.
15:09I don't like you.
15:11No.
15:14No.
15:14Oh, yeah.
15:18I'm definitely rad now.
15:19Look at my dope hat.
15:20Daddy!
15:22What the heck, Jeffy?
15:23You ruined my dopeness.
15:25I'm sorry, Daddy, but, uh, Dimitri's not my friend anymore.
15:30Oh, what did you do this time?
15:31I hit him with my bike.
15:33Why?
15:34Well, he was just sunbathing out of, like, nowhere, and then all of a sudden, my bike just hits him.
15:40Then that's your fault, Jeffy.
15:42How is that my fault?
15:44Because you were riding the bike?
15:46Well, yeah.
15:49But still, I don't have any friends now.
15:53But there's Toad.
15:54Yeah, forget Toad.
15:55Ah, Dimitri.
16:01Oh, I'm so lonely.
16:03I don't have any friends.
16:05Hey, man, I don't want to hang out.
16:06No, go away, Toad.
16:09Okay.
16:10Sorry, man.
16:11Geez, I didn't know you were so lame.
16:13Yeah, that's right.
16:14Oh, that's so lonely.
16:21Oh, yeah, it's go time.
16:22Ready, new best friend?
16:24Oh, yeah.
16:26Hey, Dimitri.
16:27Hey, Jeffy.
16:28Who's this?
16:29Oh, this is my new best friend.
16:31Wait, since when can you drive?
16:33I can't.
16:35Oh.
16:36You found a new best friend without me?
16:40Your best friend's poop.
16:41Hey, bro, that's not nice to say.
16:43Shut up.
16:43I don't care about you.
16:44You go away now.
16:46I don't like you, Dimitri.
16:50Dimitri really wants a new best friend other than me?
16:53I'll show him.
16:54I'm going to run over Pooh.
16:58Here we go.
16:59Hey, Dimitri.
17:07I'm going to use the bathroom.
17:10Oh, come on, Pooh.
17:11Why'd you have to move?
17:12No, I can't stop.
17:15No, Jeffy, stop.
17:18Good.
17:19Whoa, what's going on?
17:21Yeah, Jeffy, what is going on?
17:23I'm sorry.
17:23I didn't try and hit Dimitri on purpose.
17:26I was aiming for Pooh, but he got up and out of the way.
17:29And then I was about to hit Dimitri.
17:33Jeffy, you shouldn't be hitting anyone with a car.
17:36I know, but Dimitri got a new best friend, and I was just jealous.
17:40I'm sorry, too, Jeffy.
17:42I think I overreacted a little bit.
17:45Still friends?
17:46Yeah, still friends.
17:47Good, I'm glad you two made up and you guys are best friends again.
17:51Yeah, but there's one thing.
17:53What is it, Jeffy?
17:55Dimitri, I'm sorry I didn't pick up the poop in your lawn.
17:59I'm sorry.
17:59It's still left there.
18:01It's okay, Jeffy.
18:03Can you pick it up?
18:10So guys, what do you want to do today?
18:35I don't know, it seems like we've done everything.
18:37Yeah, I guess so.
18:38I mean, there's always something to do in life.
18:40Yeah, I guess you're right.
18:42Let's throw you on the grill.
18:43Wait, what?
18:43Why?
18:44We'll have fried mushrooms.
18:45Oh, no!
18:47I know, I'm just kidding.
18:48Let's go jump on the trampoline.
18:50All right, guys, are you ready to jump on the trampoline?
18:53Jeffy, you can't reach shoes on the trampoline.
18:55Oh, yeah.
19:00All right, watch how high I can jump.
19:04I'm going so high!
19:08Hold on, Dimitri, I'll get you down.
19:14Oh.
19:17What?
19:18What are you looking at?
19:19Uh, I need to get on your shoulders.
19:21What?
19:22Can you hurry up, Jeffy?
19:23You're heavy!
19:24Almost there.
19:25A little higher.
19:26So peaceful.
19:34But at the same time, it is so boring!
19:38When will something interesting happen?
19:40Hello?
19:45Hey, Mario.
19:46It's the landlord.
19:47Um, my house just got torn down, and I'm going to be staying with you guys for a little while.
19:52Is that okay?
19:53Yeah, that's okay.
19:54I just thought it would be appropriate and all, because, you know, I'm the landlord, and I own your building.
19:59Okay, see you later.
19:59Oh, God, the landlord's coming.
20:02Oh, the house is such a mess.
20:04Oh, man.
20:05I can't believe he's coming on such short notice.
20:08Oh, jumping on a trampoline is so much work.
20:11I'm so exhausted.
20:12I just want to relax.
20:14Oh.
20:14Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy!
20:15What is it, Daddy?
20:16Can't you see we're trying to relax?
20:18Jeffy, now's not the time to relax.
20:20Why?
20:21You seem scared, Daddy.
20:22Are you okay?
20:23Jeffy, it's...
20:24It's...
20:25The landlord's coming today.
20:27What?
20:27Why?
20:28He's going to be staying with us for a week.
20:30His house got destroyed.
20:31Oh, man.
20:32Oh, I mean, it can't be that bad, right?
20:35I don't know, Jeffy.
20:36He's pretty mean, actually.
20:38Oh, well, just try to stay positive.
20:41I'm sure everything will be fine if you're nice to him.
20:43Yeah, you know, I guess you're right.
20:45Okay, yeah, there's nothing to worry about.
20:47Thanks, Jeffy.
20:48Jerry, do we even know who your landlord is?
20:50No, I've never met him before.
20:52I wonder if he's going to be nice.
20:55Oh, is it...
20:57Uh-oh, he's here.
20:58Hey, I know him.
21:00Yep, this is the place.
21:01Just the way I remembered it.
21:03If not, even better.
21:04Hello, sir.
21:05Welcome back.
21:08Just so you know, I'm not going to be staying here long.
21:10Oh, that's perfectly fine.
21:12The house is just a little messy.
21:14Here, come in.
21:15Okay.
21:15I didn't know Mr. Banana Head was our landlord.
21:19Oh, he seems pretty nice.
21:21Yeah, he's pretty cool.
21:23He actually taught me how to drive.
21:24But he doesn't even have legs.
21:27No, I'm not even going to question that.
21:28So, how's life been going?
21:30Not bad.
21:30You know, business, stuff like that.
21:32Uh, can I see your son?
21:34Uh, Jeffy?
21:35I'm sure you've met him before.
21:37I mean, who hasn't?
21:39Okay, let's go.
21:40Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
21:42I'm going to poop on my Pop-Tart.
21:45Hey, Jeffy.
21:45Oh, hey, Mr. Banana Head.
21:46How are you?
21:47You know, I'm okay.
21:49My house got torn down, but yeah, I'm okay.
21:52Oh, well, that's cool.
21:54Oh, hey, Mario.
21:55Can I talk to you for a second?
21:57Uh, yeah, sure.
21:59Hey, Mario.
22:00I'd like to buy your son's bike.
22:01Uh, I don't know.
22:02He really likes that bike.
22:04How much are we talking?
22:06$500.
22:08Daddy, what's Mr. Banana Head doing with my bike?
22:13I just sold it for $500, Jeffy.
22:17But, Daddy, I really like that bike.
22:20I know, Jeffy, but think about it.
22:22It's $500.
22:24Think of what we can do with that.
22:26Yeah, I guess so.
22:28Thanks for the offer, Mario.
22:30Of course.
22:31Anything for $500.
22:33Hey, Dimitri, you want to do some karaoke?
22:36No.
22:36Shut up, Toad.
22:36I'm going to be okay, man.
22:38What?
22:39I mean, you're going to miss out on some beautiful singing talents.
22:42Hey, guys, guess what?
22:44I just sold my bike for $500.
22:47Jeffy, you really like that bike.
22:49Are you sure you wanted to do that?
22:50Uh, well, technically, my daddy sold it, but it's $500, so, you know.
22:55Well, I mean, Jeffy, if you really liked it, you shouldn't have gotten rid of it.
22:59Uh, yeah, but I mean, Toad, it's $500, something that you don't have.
23:07I wonder what I'm going to buy with $500.
23:09Maybe I can get the new Xbox game.
23:11Well, first, I need an Xbox.
23:13Hey, Mr. Banana Head, what's up?
23:17Well, I had a few ideas.
23:20What were you thinking?
23:22Doesn't the place seem a bit dry, and it needs a little bit pizzazz?
23:27Well, yeah, I guess it could use some work.
23:29What are you suggesting?
23:31I don't know.
23:32It just needs a little something.
23:36Yeah, this does really make the place shine, doesn't it?
23:38Yeah, I told you.
23:39Now that we're done, I'm going to go do my own stuff.
23:42Okay.
23:50Hey, Mr. Banana Head, how are you?
23:51Not bad.
23:52I was wondering if you'd like to make an offer.
23:53Uh, I don't know.
23:54What is the offer?
23:55$500,000 for your house.
23:58Whoa, of course I'll do it.
23:59It's $500,000.
24:01Okay, let me go get the contract.
24:04Okay, here it is.
24:05Uh, what does it say?
24:06Oh, you don't need to read that.
24:07Just sign there.
24:09Oh, okay.
24:13Okay, there we go.
24:18Thanks, Toad.
24:19No problem.
24:21So when do I get my money?
24:23Oh, you don't.
24:24Wait, what?
24:25Why?
24:25Always read your contract, Toad.
24:30I'm Mr. Edward Banana Head.
24:32Offer $500,000 for Toad's house.
24:35I will not actually be giving him money.
24:37It is just a scam to steal his property.
24:40What?
24:41Now read the second part, Toad.
24:42Okay, I'm Toad, except Mr. Edward Banana has offer.
24:47And I fully understand I will not receive the money.
24:51I do, I do take part in this scam.
24:54Scamble's right on the contract.
24:58Wow.
24:58Oh, you stole my house.
25:00Yes.
25:00Well, you sign for it.
25:01See you later.
25:02Are you kidding me?
25:03No.
25:03This tire smells like walrus boogers.
25:09Demetri must have been here.
25:10Uh-huh.
25:11I found him.
25:12Oh, hey, Toad, what's up?
25:13Your landlord stole my house.
25:15Wait, what?
25:16How did that happen?
25:17He had me sign a contract.
25:19And to make a long story short, I'm homeless now.
25:22I don't think he would have to do something like that.
25:24Em-em-em-em-em-em.
25:26Well, whatever, Jeffy.
25:27I'm calling the cops for scam.
25:29Hey, did someone call the cops?
25:30Yes, I did.
25:31I just got scammed.
25:34Okay, how so?
25:35Well, I signed a contract.
25:37And this guy stole my house.
25:40Well, you signed the contract.
25:42It's not my fault.
25:43Well, still, you should arrest him for scamming me.
25:47Uh, sorry, I can't do that.
25:49I'm sorry.
25:49Because you signed the contract.
25:51You agreed to it.
25:52And, uh, you have a good day.
25:54Wait, no, no.
25:56Oh, what the heck?
25:57Hi, what do you want?
25:58I'll make you an offer.
26:00Uh, what's the offer?
26:01I'll give you $80,000.
26:03And I'll take your jobs off your hands.
26:05So, I get paid for you to take my jobs off my hands?
26:09Basically.
26:11Just a quick contract.
26:13Uh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:14I'll do it, I'll do it, of course, yeah.
26:17I can't believe I'm homeless.
26:19Hey, Toad.
26:19Oh, hey, did you change your mind about arresting him?
26:22Not exactly.
26:23You see, I kind of lost all of my jobs.
26:26How did you do that?
26:28Well, he said he would give me $80,000 for my jobs.
26:33And, uh, well, he didn't give me the $80,000, so he completely stole my jobs.
26:39So, yeah, uh, you know what?
26:41I think, I think I should have a word with him.
26:44I have a word to say to you, Mr. Bonono.
26:47That's Officer Banana to you?
26:48Wait, what do you mean?
26:49As I recall, you gave me your jobs earlier.
26:53I didn't give you my jobs.
26:55You completely scammed me.
26:57Well, you're under arrest.
26:59Wait, what?
26:59No, no!
27:01No, no, no!
27:02I'm being arrested!
27:03Help!
27:04No!
27:04Don't!
27:05No!
27:05No!
27:06Brooklyn guy!
27:10I've had enough of this!
27:13Jeffy!
27:14So, uh, yeah, that's the story of how I got stuck in a toilet.
27:17Want to hear the story of how I got my tooth stuck in a toaster?
27:20Jeffy, Jeffy!
27:20What is it, Toad?
27:22Your landlord, he keeps scamming people.
27:25He's a sweat alert.
27:26What do you mean?
27:27He stole my house.
27:29He stole Brooklyn guy's jobs.
27:31Pretty soon, he's going to steal your house.
27:33I highly doubt that, Toad.
27:35He's a really nice guy.
27:36Fine, Jeffy.
27:37Believe what you want to believe, but I'm going to stop this.
27:41Jeffy, don't you think you should believe him?
27:43He sounded pretty serious.
27:44Nah, don't worry, Dimitri.
27:46He's fine.
27:48Huh.
27:49What should we do?
27:50Hey, guys.
27:51Hey, what's up?
27:53I'd like to make you an offer.
27:54I'll give you an Xbox One X if I can have your helmet.
27:57What?
27:58Of course I'm going to do that.
28:00Jeffy, don't do it.
28:00You need your helmet on.
28:02No, I don't, Dimitri.
28:04Yeah, of course I'll give you my helmet.
28:05It's an Xbox One X.
28:06He's going to scam us.
28:08Thanks, I need this for my bike.
28:10No problem.
28:11Man, now we're all I do with, what?
28:13Yeah, we're not getting that Xbox One X.
28:15Oh.
28:16Are you sure?
28:17He just scammed us.
28:18He sounded pretty nice about it.
28:19I think we're getting an Xbox One X.
28:21Oh.
28:22Yeah.
28:25Hey, Mario.
28:26Hey, Mr. Banana Head.
28:28I'd like to make an offer with you.
28:29Of course.
28:31I'll give you $900,000 if you move out.
28:34Why?
28:34There's some people that have been wanting this place for a really long time.
28:38And plus, $900,000 can get you a really nice place.
28:42Oh.
28:43I didn't really thought I'd be like that.
28:45Yeah, I guess you're right.
28:46I could use a new house.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Yeah, of course.
28:49I'll do it.
28:49Okay, let's go get that contract.
28:53Alright, let me just quickly read it.
28:55No, no, no.
28:55Don't read it.
28:56Just sign it.
28:58Okay.
28:58Sign there.
28:59Alright.
29:00Okay, sign right down there.
29:04Okay, sign over there.
29:05Right down there.
29:07Okay, to your left.
29:08Upside down.
29:10And blue.
29:11And boom, bap, bap.
29:13I got your house.
29:14Oh, sweet.
29:15Okay, so.
29:17Where's my $900,000?
29:18Oh.
29:19You really thought you were getting that?
29:21Yeah, you told me you were giving it to me.
29:24For my house.
29:25Huh, that's not happening.
29:26See ya.
29:27Wait, no.
29:29Let's see what this contract really says.
29:32I'm Mr. Edward Bananahead, the landlord of Mario's apartment, and will offer $900,000 for Mario to move out.
29:38Mario will not actually be receiving the money.
29:41It is all just a scam.
29:43I, Mario, accept the offer Mr. Bananahead is willing to make.
29:47I fully understand I will not receive money like said.
29:50I do take part of the scam.
29:52And I signed it.
29:54Oh, no.
29:54That's not good.
29:56Now I'm homeless?
29:57And I won't even get $900,000?
29:59Oh, I have to go break the news to Jeffy.
30:02Huh.
30:03Me and D, I don't think we're getting that Xbox One X.
30:05I gave my helmet away for nothing.
30:07Huh.
30:07Oh, Jeffy, I have bad news.
30:09Oh, what is it?
30:11Uh, we don't have the house anymore.
30:13Wait, what?
30:14Yeah, Mr. Bananahead offered $900,000 if we moved out, and, well, to make a long story short,
30:21I didn't get the $900,000.
30:23What?
30:23So we're homeless?
30:24I'm afraid so.
30:26Oh, everything's going down a hole.
30:29Guys, I think I have an idea to solve our problem.
30:31Oh, please, tell me you do, Toad.
30:34Oh, God, I do.
30:35I think if we rip the contracts, we'll get our stuff back.
30:40Ah, who knew I could get so much in one day just by scamming people?
30:45Hey, Mr. Bananahead, you shouldn't have ripped your contracts behind.
30:49Wait, stop.
30:50What are you doing?
30:50I'm getting this house back.
30:53What?
30:54No.
30:55You're under arrest in the manner of swindling.
30:57Come with me, buddy.
30:58Well, I'm glad everything's back to normal, guys.
31:08Yeah, me too.
31:09Yeah, me too.
31:11Nothing even happened to me.
31:12I'm fine.
31:13Shut up.
31:13I forgot everything about you.
31:15Well, we got our house back, but I think it's time to move.
31:19We're moving to California, and this is our house.
31:23We just got that off of stock footage, but it looks something like that.
31:26It's pretty cool.
31:28So, uh, well, it was nice seeing you guys.
31:31So does this mean it's going to be the last time we see you?
31:34I guess so.
31:36Well, it was nice knowing you.
31:38I'm going to cry.
31:40How about we all bring it in for a group hug?
31:44I'm going to miss you guys.
31:46Not you, Dimitri, because you're staying, but still.
31:50I'm going to miss you guys.
31:52Bye.
31:54All right, come on, Jeffy.
31:55Get in the back.
31:56Hold up, Daddy.
31:57I think I'm driving.
31:59Jeffy, you don't know how to drive.
32:00Yes, I do.
32:01I got my driver's license in season two.
32:05Now, while you get in the back, I'll drive, T.A.
32:08Fine.
32:08All right, to California we go.
32:11We need, like, a house for Toad.
32:40Keep as education wise and represented.
32:43Daddy, help us duck.
32:44It's okay, Jeffy.
32:45I'll get you out.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:49So, when do I get my money?
32:58You don't.
32:58Wait.
33:02Oh, I am so exhausted from jumping on the trampoline.
33:06Oh, I just want to relax.
33:08Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy.
33:09Oh, my hat.
33:10Jeffy.
33:10What do you want, Daddy?
33:12We're trying to relax.
33:13Uh, that's truck can go die.
33:18Go.
33:20Is there a turning?
33:22Oh, God.
33:26All right, you guys ready to jump on the trampoline?
33:28Jeffy, you can't be wearing shoes on the trampoline.
33:30Oh, yeah.
33:31Watch me as a slave to carry out my socky waist.
33:35Okay, watch how high I can jump.
33:39My hands won't budge as I coax them out slowly.
33:46You can't be wearing shoes on the trampoline.
33:47See you next time.
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