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00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But of course I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:11But he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Yeah!
00:01:21You bad, baby!
00:01:22That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:36At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm.
00:01:40Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45You'll never see a beauty queen in a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of it.
00:01:59I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:22I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kind of sort of boyfriend, JP.
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name-dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Uh, okay.
00:02:49Mmm.
00:02:49Ha.
00:02:51Mmm, manjara.
00:02:52Mmm.
00:02:54Mmm.
00:02:56Mmm, delicioso.
00:02:58Mmm.
00:02:58Mmm.
00:02:58Mmm.
00:02:59Mmm.
00:03:01Mmm.
00:03:02Mmm.
00:03:02Mmm.
00:03:02Mmm.
00:03:02Mmm.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23It's a six-pack, no?
00:03:24Uh-oh.
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:25Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, know?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41Yeah.
00:03:42It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48Oh, JP.
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:51Please, just stay here.
00:03:52It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:54Uh, this computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that being with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:13That's a reasonable explanation, right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:24JP.
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:40Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:06I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:19Oh, my God, did he...
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:29Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:34No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:37This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42The planet is called Nidai.
00:05:45I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight, but seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying seven won't be taking any girls, mom.
00:06:00It's all over the internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:03It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:24Let me go.
00:06:25And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera.
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:23Oh, last week bird crap, this week balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information, but that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freaked me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:08:00Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:14Okay, but if the guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay, you have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer,
00:09:06JP Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:17I'm done.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:27Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33Zach.
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoe-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good old Zach.
00:09:55Wow, long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:03Nice to meet you.
00:10:04You too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so, so I'm going to be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen.
00:10:15Tomorrow night, my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you.
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend, Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just going to get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:54Oh, my God.
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest
00:11:21bows.
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27dressed in white.
00:11:28Oh, that's nice.
00:11:29Oh, that's nice.
00:11:30Oh, that's nice.
00:11:31Oh, that's nice.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:33You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that carrying case.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47You're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I love you, Rome.
00:11:57So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Mm-mm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee
00:12:21or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca,
00:12:26but since you asked...
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil
00:12:32your special little moment,
00:12:33but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:38Oh!
00:12:39Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore.
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:52It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me.
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me
00:13:13less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:19Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird
00:13:25if a guy is ultra flirtatious
00:13:26and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry
00:13:32are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well.
00:13:37Who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married
00:13:42just to get married
00:13:43because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you
00:13:53and you can buy whatever you want,
00:13:54so just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:55What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys
00:14:06that she didn't get picked up
00:14:07for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her
00:14:10it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago
00:14:17and the producer told my agent
00:14:20that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words
00:14:24that cause me to temporarily
00:14:25tune out of the conversation
00:14:26and Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to do that, do you want?
00:14:35And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time
00:14:37to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound,
00:14:46it's not like my friends
00:14:47or the people of Los Angeles
00:14:49are any more narcissistic
00:14:50or self-serving
00:14:51than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that
00:14:53no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men
00:14:57hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know
00:15:00the exact number,
00:15:01but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain
00:15:07is that dating in this city sucks
00:15:08and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me,
00:15:13but I might pass
00:15:14on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out
00:15:18of a crappy relationship
00:15:20and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:30Going out in L.A.
00:15:31isn't quite like it is
00:15:32in any other city
00:15:33because of the whole
00:15:34who's who factor
00:15:34that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list,
00:15:37B-list, or C-list celebrity,
00:15:39work in the A-list arena,
00:15:41or you're a friend
00:15:42at the club promoter
00:15:43slash door Nazi,
00:15:44then, yeah,
00:15:45it's pretty much impossible
00:15:46to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line,
00:15:47there are three major questions
00:15:48in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:52You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:15:57Hey, hey, yo.
00:15:59Hey, hey, yo.
00:16:00Hands up.
00:16:01You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:03If you are not on the list,
00:16:06leave.
00:16:08Uh, honey,
00:16:08not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:12Oh, hi.
00:16:13Of course.
00:16:14Come on in.
00:16:15Great.
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Sorry, Elise.
00:16:18We're full.
00:16:20Seven.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times.
00:16:26Is your phone broken
00:16:26or your thumbs?
00:16:27Okay, look.
00:16:28We're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:33You totes owe me something.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh.
00:16:39Brent Michaels is waiting
00:16:39down over there
00:16:40and you, darling,
00:16:41Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:42There's a feeling
00:16:43that you got it.
00:16:44There's a feeling
00:16:44that you got it.
00:16:45There's a feeling
00:16:46that you got it.
00:16:47There's a feeling
00:16:47that you got it.
00:16:48I see it in your eyes
00:16:49when you get it.
00:16:50Try to hide it.
00:16:51And if this sun come out,
00:16:52won't you try it?
00:16:53It's the biggest tip
00:16:54you've ever seen.
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did him.
00:16:57Wow, baby.
00:16:58Jamie, bro,
00:16:59you don't want his floppy seconds.
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude
00:17:04and the cougar.
00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
00:17:05There's been some kind
00:17:06of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:07Huh?
00:17:08How many times
00:17:09do I have to tell you?
00:17:09I only date girls
00:17:1125 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh, my God.
00:17:17Is that David Spade
00:17:17over there?
00:17:18That would be hot.
00:17:20God, this town
00:17:21is so disgusting.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:24Why did you check
00:17:24this guy out?
00:17:25That's the producer
00:17:25that I met
00:17:26the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30I guess I'm under
00:17:31my wingman.
00:17:32Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:39Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53Dad, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00J.P., she didn't just
00:18:01call me a baby,
00:18:02now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her,
00:18:07do you, J.P.?
00:18:07Yes, uh, baby,
00:18:09this is baby.
00:18:14Well, not anymore,
00:18:15you don't.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:21This is my first bitch slap,
00:18:24but seeing the look
00:18:25on her Botoxed face,
00:18:26you deserve him,
00:18:27totally makes it worth it.
00:18:30I like.
00:18:31Mmm.
00:18:34Andy's going to put me
00:18:35in this next movie.
00:18:35But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to,
00:18:38you know,
00:18:39do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here
00:18:43and listen to this bimbo yap
00:18:44about the blowjob
00:18:45she'll have to give
00:18:45to get a movie part,
00:18:46I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:50We're in line.
00:18:53Um, actually,
00:18:54you're at the mirror,
00:18:54which doesn't really
00:18:55constitute the line.
00:19:00Whatever.
00:19:00or just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:14I'll give you my number
00:19:16and then, you know,
00:19:17maybe we can hang out
00:19:18sometimes.
00:19:18You want to give me
00:19:19your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20Put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool.
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass
00:19:22the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right.
00:19:24That's the software.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:26Oh, gosh.
00:19:29Oh, gosh.
00:19:30Hola.
00:19:33Wash.
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:40Yo, mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there
00:19:44in the corner booth.
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say
00:19:53he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky.
00:19:56Wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal
00:19:59with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever
00:20:00hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean,
00:20:04not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe
00:20:09you've never hooked up
00:20:10with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean,
00:20:11we've hung out a lot,
00:20:12but, nope.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me
00:20:15you're just going to leave
00:20:16him to the uneducated models
00:20:17of L.A.,
00:20:18then I am going to have
00:20:19to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:20You're so sexy
00:20:22to jump on the bar
00:20:24and shots on the bar
00:20:26So, are you an actor?
00:20:27No, no, no, no,
00:20:28not really.
00:20:29I thought I was
00:20:30for a minute,
00:20:30but it turns out
00:20:31it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much
00:20:33self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Did you hear?
00:20:43You're what?
00:20:43Zach's Magazine
00:20:44was named number one
00:20:45in their hottest
00:20:46men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes!
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on,
00:20:49are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, CC,
00:20:50it's Zach's Magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly.
00:20:54It's very good.
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home, okay?
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Mwah.
00:21:12I don't know.
00:21:12Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, guys.
00:21:14Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Fuck, it's back now!
00:21:22I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside for a minute.
00:21:25Please.
00:21:26Yeah, it's...
00:21:27It doesn't make any sense
00:21:28to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance
00:21:31to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to, uh,
00:21:33see if you wanted
00:21:33to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now
00:21:42working in this
00:21:43retarded dating reality show.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean,
00:21:50look, if you're not too busy,
00:21:51then maybe, uh,
00:21:52you can make it
00:21:52on my show
00:21:53with the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly
00:21:57make that show
00:21:58you promised you'd come
00:21:58to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good, because...
00:22:08you had me a little bit
00:22:10worried there, you know?
00:22:11It's not like you
00:22:11to just drop off the grid
00:22:12like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food,
00:22:15you know?
00:22:15I need to see you
00:22:16every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been
00:22:23one of those months.
00:22:25You know,
00:22:26that photographer,
00:22:27J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating
00:22:30on and off,
00:22:31and then I found out
00:22:32that he got
00:22:32this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:34and I mean,
00:22:34I didn't even want
00:22:35to come out tonight,
00:22:35and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit
00:22:41the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know
00:22:45you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean,
00:22:51it was never anything
00:22:52fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups
00:22:55are always pretty tough.
00:22:57Yeah, I just don't get
00:22:59the sound.
00:23:01Everyone is always
00:23:02on the search
00:23:02for the bigger,
00:23:03better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know
00:23:05it's all about hype,
00:23:06right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day,
00:23:08that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah,
00:23:11but it's different
00:23:11when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something
00:23:15better that people
00:23:15are searching for.
00:23:16But I am
00:23:17the exact same person
00:23:19that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean,
00:23:20I'm not in this business
00:23:21for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be
00:23:29on the cover of a tablet
00:23:30as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek
00:23:43and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:47He was clearly
00:23:47going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:50Well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:57Seven and I work
00:23:59in a production company
00:24:00that cranks out
00:24:01crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find
00:24:04and cast a quote-unquote
00:24:05talent,
00:24:07such as it is.
00:24:09So, just be natural
00:24:10and forget that
00:24:11the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well,
00:24:12I'm very comfortable
00:24:14in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me
00:24:16how you and Bert met?
00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now, take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot
00:24:23on the upcoming show
00:24:24Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say
00:24:27or do just about
00:24:28anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day
00:24:31makes your lady
00:24:32want to stay.
00:24:34Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, oh.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's coffee on mine, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back
00:24:46in just a second.
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:48This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to Haiti.
00:25:01Just take a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there
00:25:04in two seconds.
00:25:08You don't want
00:25:09to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:16With the phone-sexing
00:25:18cyberspacing 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:28Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, please.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:44What happened?
00:25:45Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot
00:25:55six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot
00:25:57on their car twice
00:25:58in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday,
00:26:00I have to get up
00:26:01and move my car
00:26:02before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:08On days like this,
00:26:11it's really helpful
00:26:11to remember that
00:26:12Becca donates blood,
00:26:14rescues puppies,
00:26:15and volunteers
00:26:15at the local soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19$980.
00:26:21$980?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:25Love is alive
00:26:43Alive like a newborn child
00:26:47Love is a war
00:26:50Broken and running wild
00:26:54Love is a thief
00:26:56And I'm stealing our hearts
00:27:02Tonight
00:27:03And you give it to me
00:27:10Give me all of you
00:27:14You're all I see
00:27:17You're all I want
00:27:20is to be
00:27:22Can you take
00:27:23I love you!
00:27:28Wow, he is good!
00:27:31I know, right?
00:27:31He looks so different
00:27:33I don't think he's
00:27:34as clean as he used to be
00:27:35Clean?
00:27:36He's got that whole
00:27:37grungy rock star thing
00:27:39working for him
00:27:40You can say that again
00:27:41Hey Jill, we're through tonight
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening
00:27:47and then he's going
00:27:48out the guys
00:27:49Is he so excited
00:27:50about the whole engagement?
00:27:52Yes, he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that
00:27:54I don't want a long engagement
00:27:55so we set a date
00:27:56September
00:27:57Oh!
00:27:59That's great!
00:28:01Don't you think
00:28:02that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me
00:28:07how it feels
00:28:07when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill
00:28:10Not like you're 100
00:28:11Yeah, count me out
00:28:12on this one
00:28:13Well, my agent
00:28:13told me never to
00:28:14divulge my real age
00:28:15so I really can't
00:28:16participate in this
00:28:16conversation either
00:28:17and you both smell
00:28:19like desperate whores
00:28:20Thank you
00:28:21Thank you all for coming
00:28:27Thank you very much
00:28:28Yeah!
00:28:31Hey!
00:28:32You made it, huh?
00:28:32Hi!
00:28:34That was incredible
00:28:35That was amazing
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely
00:28:39lovely ladies of L.A., of course
00:28:41and Seven, how are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good
00:28:44Good
00:28:45Hey, thank you
00:28:47How are you doing?
00:28:49How's that?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure, why not?
00:28:54I'll stay
00:28:54Will you get me another
00:28:55Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure
00:28:56Okay
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:58Hey!
00:28:59Hey!
00:29:04Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance
00:29:10to introduce you guys
00:29:11the other night
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique
00:29:15So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow
00:29:19when do you hear the new song?
00:29:20Oh, uh, Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:22So everything's got to get the thumbs up from her
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his
00:29:29you can't do much wrong
00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute
00:29:34I say go for it
00:29:35You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?
00:29:38What, afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it? Hold it? Hold it?
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time
00:29:53Peca is a winker
00:29:55Peca's a wanker?
00:29:56No, not a wanker
00:29:58A winker
00:29:58She winks
00:29:59I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing
00:30:05It's a character role
00:30:06So what are you guys doing after?
00:30:09Um, at home
00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning
00:30:12Bro, whoa, lame, lame
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh
00:30:14Can we get six tequila shots?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes
00:30:17Oh, no
00:30:18No, that is trouble
00:30:20I puked
00:30:20I'll clean it up
00:30:22Oh, God
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m
00:30:27Maybe just one night
00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning
00:30:36I have an audition at 9
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:38I'm free
00:30:39I'll stay
00:30:40Yeah, okay
00:30:41Well, uh, I'll let you do all stuff up this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying
00:30:46All of you
00:30:47Okay
00:30:47Stay
00:30:47Okay, bye
00:30:48Okay, bye
00:30:48Yeah, have a good day
00:30:49Bye
00:30:50Bye, guys
00:30:50I don't mean to be rude, but
00:30:54Can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure
00:30:56Thanks
00:31:01I'm a big fan
00:31:03Thank you
00:31:04Wow, that is a lot of tequila
00:31:07Oh, yeah
00:31:08I'm just letting you know now
00:31:10That tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:11Things might get silly
00:31:13Okay
00:31:15All right, but only if you do a wraparound
00:31:19Go like this
00:31:22Just once
00:31:30And I'm not gonna let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out-hole, not an in-hole
00:31:34Are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:43Oh, surprise
00:31:44The wedding, which you haven't had any input in, BTW
00:31:47BTW, Jesus
00:31:49It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good
00:32:02We're just here working on our calves
00:32:04Hey, hi
00:32:05Well, that's, I know
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:07That's, uh, that is, uh, a client
00:32:10Jill
00:32:11God
00:32:12Back off
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:15Everything
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew
00:32:18A match made in heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes
00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay, okay
00:32:30Come on, Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, then
00:32:33Listen, I want to try it
00:32:35It's just one, one little
00:32:36Just one time
00:32:37You know, that camera looks very good on you
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:48Make some money off your ass
00:32:50Album cover, my man
00:32:52I'm telling you
00:32:54Want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks, I'm cool
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jivers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02All organic
00:33:03No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:10Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:19There ain't no words
00:33:22That I could say
00:33:24Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:29But it is written in the wind
00:33:35This is where it all begins
00:33:42I've been dreaming
00:33:45I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:46I've been hoping every night
00:33:52Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:58Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06I'm so happy
00:34:07I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:09I think about it all the time
00:34:15Yeah
00:34:16I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living
00:34:31I found a reason for loving
00:34:37We'll see you later
00:34:38I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:46There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like
00:34:57$80,000 wedding dinner
00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know what?
00:35:11I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:19Um, it's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see him?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:26No, I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:30How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:36I've told you that, right?
00:35:39No
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:42How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was five
00:35:50My mom's when I was 11
00:35:51Oh, no, no, no
00:35:55It's
00:35:56It's not sad
00:35:57It was
00:35:58A really long time ago
00:35:59I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Because
00:36:02Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah
00:36:11After 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:15Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No, no, no
00:36:20That's okay
00:36:21But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:24Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Um, yeah
00:36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:33Um
00:36:36Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:38Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because
00:36:44I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52Hello
00:36:52Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:56Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago, but, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06I wanted you, uh, to sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I have to work in the morning, so
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you can stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Look, just
00:37:24One, one second
00:37:25All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um, I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41She just showed up hours later, unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know, but I think it was just plain dumb
00:37:55I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships
00:38:05With these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:10No, he's
00:38:14No, he's not
00:38:15But anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:22It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:37That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:51I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:38:59Trust me
00:39:01Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:04Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:08But you're scared of something
00:39:10Let's just forget about it
00:39:14Okay
00:39:27Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:33Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:41Yeah, it was weird
00:39:43I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:49Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know, Dale and I are really tight
00:39:53You know
00:39:55And, um, as I told you before, Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:00About what's going on here
00:40:02She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:07Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:15Not my type
00:40:17So, are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:34Are you going to do this?
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:36Hey
00:40:37Hey, Hayden
00:40:47Hey, is that a stut up?
00:40:48Hey, Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:49Just joking
00:40:50Oh
00:40:51Hey
00:40:53That's not expected
00:40:56It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because, you know, I'd take care of myself
00:41:04As you can see
00:41:06I did notice your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:09Hey
00:41:11Are you flexing?
00:41:14What are your options for something low carb, low carb?
00:41:23Fat, low sodium, high protein
00:41:25Which is better?
00:41:26The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back ribs?
00:41:28Just a Cajun salmon, wild caught, or farm rage
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?
00:41:32Favorite
00:41:32Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-gen
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Have you seen that?
00:41:36It's a little brilliant
00:41:37Because I don't want any acclimatism in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Are these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is, like, radically different
00:41:49I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:52I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:57I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:00One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:04In some respects, that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:08Completely missed my point
00:42:14Okay, rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:17Uh, look
00:42:18I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:23I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:29That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:34Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:37He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:52But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:59You've got this great, beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definition
00:43:03Which you probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:10Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or-
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:18Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it
00:43:24Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:30Check, please
00:43:33Is that the checks?
00:43:35Yeah
00:43:36Hi
00:43:44Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:49You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:43:53So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:20Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is just his state it's in
00:44:25Oh gosh
00:44:26Namaste
00:44:29Namaste
00:44:30You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:40You're late
00:44:42Hey
00:44:44Hey
00:44:46What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding
00:44:50Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:52Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:58Yeah
00:45:00Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean
00:45:25I kind of guessed
00:45:25But
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you
00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca
00:45:35I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No
00:45:36He's your friend
00:45:37And
00:45:38It is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:43It's
00:45:43Dammit
00:45:45She is a fame whore
00:45:46No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me
00:45:54When I had that swine flu
00:45:55Every time I've broken up
00:45:57With a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:58I don't know what I would have done
00:46:01About that stalker
00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:02I need something to take my mind
00:46:05Off all this
00:46:06Dale, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:13Oh, honey
00:46:14Do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:19I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:30I love you
00:46:32I love you
00:46:32I love you so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:34Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:37We're planning the registry
00:46:39For the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling
00:46:43A bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend
00:46:54What it feels like
00:46:54Inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, it's
00:46:57That's true
00:46:59I used to think about
00:47:01What it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:09No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents
00:47:14Expecting babies and marriages
00:47:15And perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19It's true, but
00:47:20It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:23Tell me something, Dale
00:47:26Am I stretching too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancé to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:37I don't know, Jill
00:47:38Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:41The biggest deal was finding out
00:47:44Who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:45I dreamed of walking down the aisle
00:47:48With Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:53And I ended up with
00:47:54What's-his-face
00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time
00:47:56I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle
00:48:01With a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:02Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:14And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:19Here, look at this one
00:48:24Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around you for his face
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:29So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:46Hey, I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:51Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:03What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:07No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my God, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:24Yeah
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:27Well, hello to you, too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just
00:49:46Nothing? Did I miss something here?
00:49:48Oh, wait
00:49:49Do you like him now?
00:49:50Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:53Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:11I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy
00:50:27Who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29And who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:31You know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:33You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:38Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:44What are you guys? This is retarded
00:50:46Are you just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:52That really just happened?
00:51:03This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07What are you going to clean this up?
00:51:08I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess
00:51:10I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these
00:51:15And get them to be a lettering
00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think clean is overrated
00:51:20There's so much food down here
00:51:21I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:23There's something really truthful about
00:51:25Just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to use up all the dishes
00:51:29And then it's time to clean
00:51:31So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:37Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:41Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated
00:51:53So I chose my pets
00:51:54And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:01Well, I've been honest
00:52:04Not with Hallie
00:52:06With yourself
00:52:08Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:13And you put on your pants
00:52:15You look like a bitch
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:18Hey, it's Dale
00:52:20Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:22Just call me back?
00:52:24Please?
00:52:26Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible
00:52:37For us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43Would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:46Hey
00:52:48Jerk off!
00:52:49Thank you
00:52:50This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52And can't drive
00:52:53Sorry
00:52:56Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8 p.m. at Cascade count?
00:53:10Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:12Aw
00:53:18You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:24So what are big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31I think so we can talk about everything
00:53:33I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, it was just understandable
00:53:37Under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:41Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:47Happy birthday, though
00:53:49Hi, I have a reservation for, um
00:54:00Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:01Thanks
00:54:04Surprise!
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:07You didn't think we were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:18Woo!
00:54:18Woo!
00:54:19Make a wish, but don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:45You're drunk, Jill
00:55:12You never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday, for Christ's sakes
00:55:18Alright, you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:20Because now, you're making a scene
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew
00:55:24Because there's nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew
00:55:29There's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31Than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33And the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me
00:55:42That I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent
00:55:50Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:51It's okay
00:55:52Thanks
00:55:53Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:54Are you gonna go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:55:59It's cartoons
00:56:00It's cartoons
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home and masturbate
00:56:05It's disgusting
00:56:06Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love
00:56:14Yourself
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:16Annie Hall, 77
00:56:18I'm going home
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:28Oh, I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:31I mean, I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:32Somebody can stick her on
00:56:34Because now she's drunk
00:56:35And you're pissed off
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:40Oh, just
00:56:40It's okay with me
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:42I'm stuck
00:56:48I'm sorry, Jill
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry
00:56:52You just got a little wasted
00:56:53That's all
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much
00:56:55Never drinking again
00:56:58Oh, I've heard that one before
00:57:00I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys
00:57:06And then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:09No?
00:57:12Don't worry about you right now
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:18Okay
00:57:19Listen, Hallie
00:57:21I'm really sorry
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:27I'm sorry
00:57:28Me too, I'm so sorry
00:57:29You're okay
00:57:30Look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:41You know, it's your birthday
00:57:43So I wanted to come out
00:57:44See you
00:57:45I'm glad you did
00:57:48Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:51Oh my god
00:57:52I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:54Two cartoons
00:57:57Oh my god
00:57:58I am not drunk
00:57:59But I definitely
00:58:01Am tired
00:58:03Come on, let's come get something to eat
00:58:05I'm really hungry
00:58:06You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh no, we'll stay
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay again
00:58:10I'll stay with you
00:58:12Okay
00:58:13Okay
00:58:13Bye
00:58:15Thank you
00:58:21Thank you
00:58:22Going?
00:58:25Wow, quite a night
00:58:27Yeah, definitely
00:58:29It was a birthday dance
00:58:30I don't know
00:58:32Come on
00:58:33Come on
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:38Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:43Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:47Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:52Oh
00:58:52Finally
00:58:57You're so cute
00:58:59Thank you
00:59:01I knew it
00:59:03Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes
00:59:08So when is your chore starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month
00:59:13Our chore manager totally screwed it up
00:59:16She got the dates wrong
00:59:18Actually, Cece
00:59:19Whom I think you've met
00:59:21Oh
00:59:22The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde
00:59:24At the park and at the show
00:59:27Yeah
00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No
00:59:31No, no, no
00:59:32She works with me
00:59:33She's a tour manager
00:59:35I'm not into guys
00:59:38But what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:42The fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:47Ugh
00:59:47It's a birthday present
00:59:59It'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:05I'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:11Thank you
01:00:13It's
01:00:14That's me
01:00:16In case you wake up in the space I've saved here
01:00:21Thank you
01:00:22You're not making me want it
01:00:25No
01:00:26No
01:00:27No, it's actually
01:00:30Just the opposite
01:00:31And that's the problem
01:00:33Good night
01:00:34I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39If you'll just bring me back
01:00:42Don't get too attached, Dale
01:00:45Come on, Jill
01:00:48Come on, Jill
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:50Drew
01:00:51You okay?
01:00:54She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:56Let's go
01:00:58Yeah
01:00:58Come on, babe
01:01:00Oh, that's disgusting
01:01:05No
01:01:05This is definitely picture worthy
01:01:07Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:17Okay
01:01:22Becca's Panny
01:01:23I feel funny
01:01:25She's a kid
01:01:29They're Granny Panny
01:01:30Bowie
01:01:31He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:33It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast
01:01:42Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah
01:02:02And you think he's handsome
01:02:03Yeah
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears
01:02:07Yeah
01:02:08He loves Bowie
01:02:10And he's one of your best friends
01:02:13Mm-hmm
01:02:14So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:18I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:22Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean, I never
01:02:27I never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:30I guess I just feel the way you felt with J.P., you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that
01:02:38The next morning, as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:47Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:51Drew
01:02:53Drew
01:02:53I'm sorry
01:02:56I'm so sorry
01:02:59I love you
01:03:06I really do love you
01:03:16Smell my hair
01:03:27Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill
01:03:32Ugh
01:03:33Wow, look at this
01:03:34Party at our place
01:03:35It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:42Oh, come on, Seven
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47Please
01:03:48Shut up, they were my period panties
01:03:49Hello
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:54Hey
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Camp
01:03:58Camp
01:03:59Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no
01:04:03You're coming with me
01:04:04You need the fresh air
01:04:04So does Bowie
01:04:05What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:10Alright, twist our arm
01:04:16To be my luck
01:04:20Be my guide
01:04:23Be my shelter in the night
01:04:27Be my hope
01:04:29Be my truth
01:04:31I will not forget you
01:04:34And through all the days of sleep
01:04:40This night's been so ragged heart
01:04:44Too frail to fight
01:04:46We'll hold on to you
01:04:48Till you are all I need
01:04:52You
01:04:55To be my love
01:05:02Be my guide
01:05:04Be my shelter in the night
01:05:09To be my love
01:05:14Be my guide
01:05:16Be my shelter in the night
01:05:22You know the truth
01:05:25I will not, I will not forget you
01:05:30Thank you
01:05:34I think you like to go inside
01:05:35Good
01:05:37Go on then, boy
01:05:38Good job
01:05:39Thanks
01:05:41I really needed that
01:05:41Yeah
01:05:42So did I
01:05:44Definitely
01:05:45Look, I
01:05:57Can I just talk to you
01:05:59For a second, Dale
01:06:01Just
01:06:01About you and me
01:06:03And about
01:06:03Us
01:06:05And what's happening here
01:06:06What about us
01:06:08I don't know
01:06:09I just
01:06:10I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:15And I know that scares you
01:06:20And I know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21But I am not
01:06:22Going anywhere
01:06:24Dale
01:06:25I'm not going to die on you
01:06:27I'm not your mother
01:06:28Or your father
01:06:29You are so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32And
01:06:33And I'm right here
01:06:35And I just want to know
01:06:39If you feel the same way
01:06:40You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:47Wow
01:06:51Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here
01:06:55But I guess I was just
01:06:56I guess I was just totally wrong
01:06:58I can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:04I just want something real
01:07:09I've been chasing you for two years, Dale
01:07:12Two years
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore
01:07:17Not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:18Goodbye, Dale
01:07:29I told Zach I want something real
01:07:42And here I go
01:07:44Screwing up the best chance I'll ever have
01:07:46At something real
01:07:47What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack
01:07:53And it turns out
01:07:57Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:07:59But even if he had
01:08:04How could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08She was right
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19Because he's too perfect
01:08:20I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:22You're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24That you end up picking guys
01:08:25That have absolutely no substance
01:08:26Am I going to live the rest of my life
01:08:30With guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No!
01:08:38Hell no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change
01:08:40If I get one more chance
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:45If I just get one more chance
01:08:48Where you walk with angels
01:08:52That all surround you
01:08:55You walk with angels
01:08:58Wherever you are
01:09:02You walk with angels
01:09:04Angels, angels, angels
01:09:08Wherever you are
01:09:11I'll be right there
01:09:12What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:30I just wanted to say that I understand
01:09:32That this isn't going to work
01:09:34You and I, that is
01:09:36Okay
01:09:39Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude
01:09:47When you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48Like, well, like right now
01:09:50And you're like a tiger
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly
01:09:58Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that
01:10:07Look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:10And Dale made it pretty clear
01:10:13That she's not interested in me
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two
01:10:17I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable
01:10:24And happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:26Whatever she's going through
01:10:28Please don't give up on her, Zach
01:10:30Just let her work it out
01:10:32I'm sorry if I hurt you
01:10:38I never meant to do that
01:10:40You did
01:10:41I hurt myself
01:10:43I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:49Can we maybe, um, hang out
01:10:55Just, like, be friends and stuff?
01:10:57Yeah, I don't see why not
01:11:00That'd be good
01:11:01Okay
01:11:03Good night
01:11:04Can we hang out right now, maybe?
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08Just come in
01:11:08Right, yeah
01:11:10No, no, no, no, because we don't understand
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21Okay, bye
01:11:22Hey
01:11:23Sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:26How can we help, maid of honor?
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28Talk to seven
01:11:29Okay, okay
01:11:30I'll be right back
01:11:31Hello
01:11:33Hello
01:11:34Three, two, one
01:11:37My keys
01:11:38Thank you
01:11:39Three, two, one
01:11:43And a picture of Drew's mom
01:11:45I'm gonna follow her
01:11:51Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53And out the front door
01:11:54Today's the fix-in
01:12:04Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09There isn't a tag
01:12:10How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things
01:12:15Hi
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you, nice suit
01:12:20Oh, shut up
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful
01:12:22It's your day
01:12:23Gosh
01:12:24Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30It's hot
01:12:30Take them off
01:12:31No, ridiculous
01:12:32I'm so sorry
01:12:34Oh, my God
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure
01:12:37Everything's set up, you know, perfectly
01:12:38At the reception and the dinner
01:12:39And it's great
01:12:40Wow
01:12:42You look amazing
01:12:44You look like a princess
01:12:45Yes
01:12:46What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry
01:12:57It's just
01:12:57I've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:00Since my first communion
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:06Now that I'm here
01:13:08It just doesn't feel right
01:13:09Everything will work out as it should
01:13:13The future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:16We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:20Deep breath
01:13:27Yeah, take a deep breath
01:13:29Hey
01:13:36Oh, wait, a picture
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No, no pictures
01:13:38Okay
01:13:39Oh, you know you love it
01:13:42You like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it, work it
01:13:46You better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48Okay, I like it
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh
01:13:49Hey
01:13:51No, seriously, I can't find Drew
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:55Seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who, you?
01:14:01No, never
01:14:02No
01:14:03Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to
01:14:09Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe
01:14:12If they ever make it legal
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada
01:14:17Right
01:14:19What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure
01:14:31Princess Picture Pants here
01:14:33She loves taking photos
01:14:34It's their wedding gift
01:14:35Especially of hot guys
01:14:37No, I'm just kidding
01:14:38Uh-huh, uh-huh
01:14:40I like it
01:14:41Mm-hmm
01:14:41Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so
01:14:45Just give us two seconds
01:14:46Okay
01:14:47I'll go get Drew
01:14:48Now, do one shirtless
01:14:49Okay
01:14:50Hey, we ready?
01:14:53No
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew
01:14:56Oh, so typical
01:14:58Drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:19I guess he felt he didn't need to
01:15:21Since he never actually asked Jill
01:15:23To marry him in the first place
01:15:24But as difficult and embarrassing
01:15:27As the day was for Jill
01:15:28Deep down, I don't think she was surprised
01:15:31You can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34And then expect a happy outcome
01:15:36Perhaps at one point
01:15:39Drew did love her
01:15:40And he just forgot why
01:15:42What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:58How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:00Uh, excuse me, Jill
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything
01:16:10Or talk, get things off your mind
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this
01:16:15It's kind of required
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18If you need to talk to somebody about anything
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control
01:16:22Probably might need that
01:16:24I don't know
01:16:24The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement
01:16:28And we like to dance around
01:16:29It's a lot of fun
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look
01:16:32And if anyone has lifestyle changes
01:16:35They might want to reconsider
01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office
01:16:38Thank you, Father
01:16:39You're welcome
01:16:39Thank you
01:16:40Thank you very much
01:16:41It's not him
01:16:43He's gone
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy
01:16:56Okay
01:16:57Look, Katie
01:16:59It's a bride
01:17:00It's a bride
01:17:01Come on
01:17:02I'm going to be a bride one day, too
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:08Yes, very pretty
01:17:10Thanks
01:17:11Today's my first communion
01:17:12Hey, my veil's the same as yours
01:17:15Oh, you're right
01:17:17It is
01:17:18You're very pretty
01:17:19Thank you
01:17:21Are you the boy?
01:17:24Yes
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29Bye
01:17:30Bye
01:17:30Story of my life
01:17:33Okay
01:17:36Come on
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive
01:17:43Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven
01:17:46Okay
01:17:50Boys
01:17:54Dale
01:17:57Catch
01:17:59Hey
01:17:59Hey
01:18:20Hey
01:18:22No more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28Semi-relationships
01:18:30And keeping people at an emotional arm's length
01:18:32I just wanted to say
01:18:36No, wait
01:18:36Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future
01:18:52Where you walk with angels
01:18:58That all surround you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:04Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels
01:19:12Angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:16Wherever you are
01:19:18Love is alive
01:19:22Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool
01:19:37And they're stealing your heart
01:19:42And they're stealing your heart
01:19:43And they're stealing your heart
01:19:44What you're
01:19:46You walk with angels
01:19:46You walk with angels
01:19:53Everywhere you are
01:19:56You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:03Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:10You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:23Wherever you are
01:20:35Your love is a candle
01:21:00That I'll need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is what I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19You've always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something's locked down in the world
01:21:33Not all right stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:47Your love is the mountain
01:21:53That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like cotton
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Strength to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Took this slow down the world
01:22:26Thought all wrong stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:36I stopped seeing you
01:22:38The love I believed
01:22:40The love I believed
01:22:40And has always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47And I was slowly single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something's locked down in the world
01:23:05Thought all wrong stars will make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15You rocked me wherever you are
01:23:33Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fell in love
01:23:46With a star
01:24:12To be who is
01:24:22Who is that?
01:24:27Thank you
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