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Aired (November 3, 2025): '‘Yung pangalan mo, parang username mo lang online!'

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00:00I'm so excited!
00:02You can do it!
00:04You can do it!
00:06It's so great!
00:08But I will keep you alive
00:10so you can help me.
00:12Good luck Kuya Dar!
00:14God bless you!
00:16Hey, I'm a kid!
00:18Why?
00:20What's your name?
00:22Gay!
00:24Gay!
00:26Gaylord!
00:28You can't do it!
00:30You want to be gay?
00:32Because it's gay!
00:34Gay is happy!
00:36Happy!
00:38Thank you!
00:42Masayahin talaga, Shay!
00:44Why didn't you say that?
00:46I was so angry at...
00:48I was angry at...
00:50Why?
00:52Paano paano?
00:54Oh!
00:56Pinepectus pa eh!
00:58Pinepectusan!
00:59Bakit ano ba yung ginagamit?
01:00Ay!
01:02Baka na baka hawak pa, sige!
01:04Malalim-lalim yun Kuya Ginga!
01:06Ipasa yung ubo oh!
01:07Ano ba yung ginagamit mo?
01:08Hindi ganon!
01:10Power spray!
01:11Power spray pa pa!
01:12So tama yun, maliit lang talaga siya ano?
01:14Medyo malaki!
01:15Ay balok!
01:16Ganti kay hawak!
01:17Dito naman Tara!
01:18Ba't sa'yo gano'n lang?
01:19Sa kanya, gano'n lang hawak!
01:20Kasi sir, may medyo mahaba.
01:22Tapos sa amin kasi yung maliit lang na...
01:24Saan mo ba pinili yung sa'yo, liit?
01:26Parang pulpen eh!
01:28Depende siguro sa ano, pa-car wash.
01:30Depende.
01:31Paano, gano'ng kalaki?
01:32Sa inyo po Kuya Ginga, paano?
01:34Gano'ng kalaki yung...
01:35Yung hose, yung hose.
01:36Ganyang kalaki?
01:37Ganito po.
01:38So napapasok mo yung mga ilalim?
01:40Oh!
01:41Galing yan.
01:42Alaga ba?
01:43Hindi.
01:44Depende sa car wash kasi.
01:46Jackie, okay ka?
01:47Bakit ka nabubulun ko?
01:48Ano na yan sir?
01:49Hindi.
01:50Depende sa car wash.
01:51Siyempre, saan ba car wash mo Kuya Ginga?
01:53Santa Ana, Manila po.
01:54Oo, Manila kasi siya.
01:55At sa Makati, maliit lang ang sa Makati, no?
01:58Pang-spray.
02:00Oo, tama.
02:01Oo, pang-spray.
02:02Iba-iba sila ng supplier.
02:03Oo, ikaw gay, ilan taong ka na nga car wash boy?
02:06Yung pagsasama-samahin po siguro mga seven years, ganyan.
02:09Seven years?
02:10Matagal-tagal na?
02:11Apo.
02:12Oo.
02:13Ano mga napundar mo gay sa...
02:23è?
02:24You know that, vaday.
02:25Sun.
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