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When non-league St Peter's Celtic are drawn to play titans Shamrock Rovers in the first round of the FAI Cup, assistant | dG1fWnlXME1vWkk5aFk
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00:00Are you single, Fran?
00:02Depends which one of you is asking.
00:05We know what a manager does, Fran,
00:07but what exactly does an assistant manager do?
00:10What don't they do is probably an easier question to answer.
00:13The budget slice it!
00:15What's the story of the camera crib?
00:16They're making a movie about me.
00:18A reboot of the 40-year-old version, is it?
00:22Can you bring us back to the first time you met Fran Costello?
00:26We've had a tip-off from Interpol.
00:29We've had a team from Cyprus, ain't he?
00:32We need recruits. Shake things up a bit.
00:36Who wants to join St. Peter's?
00:38I'm not allowed to join a team.
00:39Says who?
00:40Me, ma.
00:41Fran Costello, assistant manager, St. Peter's Celtic.
00:44Jackie, er, Jackie Charlton.
00:48Oh, that's mad!
00:50I'm very fond of Fran.
00:51Would you say he's like a son to you?
00:53Oh, God, no.
00:54Today is a closed session.
00:56More like a weird nephew.
00:58You heard me down.
00:59Get off me pitch.
01:00Match fixing is a sophisticated crime.
01:02There's a local element, but a huge international component too.
01:06Mafia.
01:08The Cosa Nostra.
01:09They're all over this.
01:10I throw the club a few grand a year, and then when it comes to the players cooking their dirty weekends, they all come to Tipna.
01:17Bottom line is there are rotten apples in your team, Fran.
01:20The detectives were adamant that all the main suspects have to play.
01:23What am I doing up there?
01:24You're the suspect, I know.
01:26Now slip them in, Willow!
01:27Slip them in!
01:28Why don't we rip up these contracts?
01:30You bought me sign for St. Peter's?
01:32Yes!
01:35That's mean Irish homework!
01:37Oh, boll-
01:38How long would it take for someone to realise you were missing if you suddenly disappeared?
01:44Well, two to three days.
01:46It's just, it's just a rhetorical question.
01:51How can I protect you in this crazy world?
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