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This promotional tape for ReBoot was created in 1990 by The Hub (Ian Pearson, Gavin Blair, Phil Mitchell) and Limelight, | dG1fSmpQSk84U1J6Rk0
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00:00Prick us, do we not bleed?
00:02If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
00:04If you poison us, do we not die?
00:08Shakespeare.
00:09And in my case, if you cut me, I do not bleed.
00:12Because I'm not a person.
00:13I'm an extremely attractive, masculine yet vulnerable, quasi-logical data being.
00:18I was born out of...
00:20Dire Straits, who in case you don't know, is an extremely popular rock and roll band
00:24who made an extremely groundbreaking, award-winning music video
00:28and thus was born the technology for me.
00:30Of course, they had to practice first.
00:33And as you can see, practice makes perfect.
00:35I come to you from...
00:38Limelight.
00:39The extremely creative people who've brought you hundreds of music videos.
00:53Some awesome commercials.
00:58And of course, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
01:04The reboot adventures take place here in the mainframe.
01:08One of the best things about living inside a computer is you can surf the static on your offer board if you're good enough.
01:13Me and my quasi-logical friends love to drive the logicals nuts.
01:17Once we lined up all the random bites into the shape of Madonna's butt, it was excellent.
01:21And unlike your world, depending on the data input, you could find yourself anywhere.
01:24And someone could even steal your lips.
01:27Thank you very much.
01:28But it's not all fun and games, you know.
01:30We have responsibilities.
01:32Like we have to keep the mainframe safe from...
01:34Bad data.
01:35Bad data.
01:35And the forces of chaos.
01:37That's me.
01:38Megabyte.
01:39I love to rumble and I hate to fumble.
01:41This is my partner, Hacker.
01:43Together we are real bad data.
01:45Our plan is to steal a whole bunch of data, get super intelligent and take over the mainframe.
01:50Yeah, that's what they think they're gonna do.
01:51But I think it's extremely unlikely.
01:53See ya.
01:55Psst.
01:56Buy this show and they'll give me my lips back.
02:01I wonder they're scared.
02:03You should see what happens if you lose.
02:08Hello.
02:09I've been through Dungeon Day before.
02:11I'll crunch this one in no time.
02:13Hope you're ready, Dragon.
02:15Level 8.
02:16Wicked.
02:17You just gotta get the algorithm right.
02:20Oh, I knew that.
02:23One, two, rock and watch you.
02:24Three, four, shut the door.
02:26Five, I'm Dragon.
02:28Mr. Dragon.
02:29Megabyte.
02:31Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:32Ha ha ha.
02:32Ha ha ha.
02:32Ha ha ha ha.
02:32Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:34Ha ha ha ha.
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