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A series of skits parodying the gameplay and characters of classic tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. | dHNfVjcxZDFyRHBvcjg

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00:00You guys excited for the new campaign?
00:02Oh man, I've got such a good feeling about this one.
00:05Let's jump straight into it, shall we?
00:07Nice.
00:09Holy shit.
00:10After hours of trekking through the wilderness,
00:12you finally arrive at the Bald Raccoon Tavern.
00:15Right. I fireball the stronghold.
00:18Okay, it explodes against the wall harmlessly.
00:20Oh, damn it.
00:22What the f*** is this?
00:23Oh my god!
00:24I'm not doing the maths for you, Rowan.
00:25I don't want you to do the math for me.
00:27In this campaign so far, have any of you pood?
00:33Yeah, does it have?
00:34Can't imagine it wouldn't.
00:35F***.
00:36You do, however, notice there are more guards on duty
00:38than you were expecting.
00:39Such a clusterf***.
00:41Oh, I'm sorry, Ben.
00:42At least I'm trying.
00:43Unless you're trying to pop the soldier.
00:44You're gonna hammer the wall down.
00:45Is there anyone else in this tavern?
00:47Boring old slurple here.
00:48You're casting guidance, invisibility, and bardic inspiration.
00:51Correct. It's gonna work perfectly.
00:53No, it doesn't work like that.
00:54Oh man.
00:55Yeah, this is D&D.
00:56You don't just say something and it happens.
00:58You gotta roll some s***.
00:59Look up!
01:00What a conspiration!
01:03Inspiring you so hard!
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