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Showcasing List's sardonic comedic style and self-depricating humor, Small Ball finds him tackling themes of fatherhood, | dG1fT3lIbk4yNFAtcVE
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00:00I feel a mistake my weakness for kindness.
00:05Like, people are like, you're a really nice guy.
00:07And I'm like, I fucking hate you.
00:08I don't know how to express it.
00:09I've got friends for like 25 years.
00:10They're like, you're always there for me.
00:11I'm like, I don't want to be.
00:13I really very much dislike you.
00:15Do women think they need wingmen?
00:17Ladies, if you want to have sex with a guy, just let him know.
00:20He will do it.
00:21Even if he's married with children, he'll be like, oh, uh, yeah, yeah, okay, sure.
00:25These people that do the live special, what a bunch of nitwits, you know?
00:32I can be like, oh, no one's ever going to see that.
00:35Have the special open with them.
00:38Get yourself a ticket to a C-section.
00:40You've got to see it.
00:41It's like a magic trick.
00:42Because you don't have a baby, and then they put up a big curtain, and then they're like,
00:45and then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50I thought labor was like, ah, like shitting blood and crying the whole time.
00:55My wife was asleep for like 14 of the 22 hours.
00:59I had to sleep in a chair, upright.
01:03This is cinema.
01:05We'll cut all this.
01:07We'll put this right in the cutting room floor.
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