Joe List: Small Ball | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Showcasing List's sardonic comedic style and self-depricating humor, Small Ball finds him tackling themes of fatherhood, | dG1fT3lIbk4yNFAtcVE

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00:00I feel a mistake my weakness for kindness.

00:05Like, people are like, you're a really nice guy.

00:07And I'm like, I fucking hate you.

00:08I don't know how to express it.

00:09I've got friends for like 25 years.

00:10They're like, you're always there for me.

00:11I'm like, I don't want to be.

00:13I really very much dislike you.

00:15Do women think they need wingmen?

00:17Ladies, if you want to have sex with a guy, just let him know.

00:20He will do it.

00:21Even if he's married with children, he'll be like, oh, uh, yeah, yeah, okay, sure.

00:25These people that do the live special, what a bunch of nitwits, you know?

00:32I can be like, oh, no one's ever going to see that.

00:35Have the special open with them.

00:38Get yourself a ticket to a C-section.

00:40You've got to see it.

00:41It's like a magic trick.

00:42Because you don't have a baby, and then they put up a big curtain, and then they're like,

00:45and then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:50I thought labor was like, ah, like shitting blood and crying the whole time.

00:55My wife was asleep for like 14 of the 22 hours.

00:59I had to sleep in a chair, upright.

01:03This is cinema.

01:05We'll cut all this.

01:07We'll put this right in the cutting room floor.