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Half Plate - PTV  Old Long Play
A rollercoaster of laughter and satire as this classic masterpiece brings together a stellar cast in a rib-tickling tale that has stood the test of time.
Cast
Moin Akhtar,
Khalida Riyasat,
Jamshed Ansari and
Badar Khalil
Written By
Anwer Maqsood
A rollercoaster of laughter and satire as this classic masterpiece brings together a stellar cast in a rib-tickling tale that has stood the test of time.
Cast
Moin Akhtar,
Khalida Riyasat,
Jamshed Ansari and
Badar Khalil
Written By
Anwer Maqsood
Category
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01:04:58No, let's go back.
01:05:02We need to leave the temple before we reach the temple.
01:05:09Let's go back.
01:05:19Where is the Mushaira?
01:05:21I want to leave the temple.
01:05:30Begum, Begum.
01:05:34Begum, you do a great job.
01:05:38You have to leave the temple of Kanpuri.
01:05:42They were the man who visited the visit.
01:05:46I have to go and shoot the temple of Kanpuri.
01:05:51He is the man who was shooting.
01:05:54Let me tell you, you have to leave the temple of Kanpuri.
01:05:57You don't want to leave the temple.
01:05:59You don't want to leave the temple.
01:06:01You have to take the temple to the temple.
01:06:03You don't want to go to the temple?
01:06:06How do you go?
01:06:07They are very strong.
01:06:09They are saying that I will listen to the first guest.
01:06:12A man.
01:06:13But you know what?
01:06:15They are very good.
01:06:19If you want to come, you will be going.
01:06:22I won't say that.
01:06:24But you will listen to the next thing.
01:06:27After this house, there will be no trouble.
01:06:30Oh, my God.
01:06:32Maagam sahaba, Maagam sahaba.
01:06:34Maagam sahaba khaup gae maas karbho.
01:06:36Begam sahaba ko bakhto is ko.
01:06:38Adi wo Canada se koi iftikhaar sahaba hai aapka pooch rai hain?
01:06:41Ha hai.
01:06:43Canada se iftikhaar sahaba.
01:06:50Aray….
01:06:51Canada se iftikhaar sahaba hai.
01:06:54Bulao. Jao jao jantti kero.
01:06:56Jee haa jee haa.
01:06:58Iftikhaar sahaba hai Canada se.
01:07:00That's the one of her, which made you a mistake.
01:07:07The mistake made her mistake.
01:07:08The mistake made her mistake.
01:07:11She also does not have a mistake.
01:07:13Look, there's been a mistake for 45 years after this,
01:07:17and the most of her research.
01:07:19Let's go ahead, let's go ahead.
01:07:21Please tell me that you take it to make it.
01:07:25Or if you just go out, go out and go out.
01:07:27You'll be able to get it.
01:07:29Listen to one thing, you can also listen to one thing.
01:07:33You understand?
01:07:34In this house, there is no relationship with you.
01:07:37Tell me.
01:07:38You have to cut your neck and cut your neck.
01:07:41You have to cut your neck.
01:07:4445 years later, you have to cut your neck.
01:07:59I don't know what to do
01:08:29Oh, chunni?
01:08:32Humeare khandaan mein
01:08:34Baanlo ko pyaar sa chunni pukarate te te.
01:08:36Acha, acha, bäthiye bäthiye
01:08:39Aapke khandaan mein pukarate hoonga
01:08:42Humeare khandaan mein to inho ne kubhi mokai nhi diya
01:08:46Koi inko pyaar sa pukarate
01:08:48Humeare khandaan mein inko thukni kaartate hain
01:08:52Humeare khandaan ki sabse achi bachi
01:08:55We are all the best of our family
01:09:01Leave, Amir Sahib
01:09:03Iftikhar Bhai, you listen to the family
01:09:06What do you say?
01:09:08Shamim Khala, Taslim Khala, Naseem Khala
01:09:11Three?
01:09:13What do you do?
01:09:16One is one, two is one
01:09:19Okay, what do you do in Canada?
01:09:24What do you do?
01:09:26You don't do anything here, you don't do anything here
01:09:32Fuzul, don't do anything about it
01:09:35Don't tell me about it
01:09:37Tell me about it
01:09:39Tell me about it
01:09:41Yes, what do you do?
01:09:45What do you do?
01:09:47It's a hard time to give them
01:09:51I'll tell you
01:09:53Yes, chicken, chicken biryani
01:10:02I don't like anything else
01:10:05Chicken biryani, which is made by the problem
01:10:09Tell me about it
01:10:11You don't like it
01:10:12You don't like it
01:10:13I don't like it
01:10:14I don't like it
01:10:15I'll tell you about it
01:10:16I'll tell you about it
01:10:18You don't like it
01:10:19Come on, come on
01:10:20Come on
01:10:21Who's this?
01:10:22Come on, who?
01:10:23Come on, who?
01:10:24Who's this?
01:10:25You don't like it
01:10:26You're here
01:10:27I'm from Canada
01:10:30Ida?
01:10:31Adab
01:10:32This is my first child, I didn't want to do that, but there are three others
01:10:38Adab, I will be happy, I will be happy
01:10:42Do you want four?
01:10:43Go, go, go
01:10:45What do you do?
01:10:47See me, I will be far away, I will be far away, I will be far away, I will be far away
01:10:52I will be far away, I will be far away, I will be far away
01:10:57Adab
01:10:58Adab
01:10:59Adab
01:11:01Adab
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01:11:18Adab
01:11:19Adab
01:11:20Adab
01:11:21Adab
01:11:22Adab
01:11:23Adab
01:11:24Adab
01:11:25Adab
01:11:26But everyone have said that you have fallen.
01:11:29Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow.
01:11:30Shubhan Allah Ta 문제 Begam Haubhan Allah
01:11:32Shubhan Allah
01:11:33By the satsh I just said that you have fallen.
01:11:36But everyone have said that you have fallen.
01:11:39Wow Wow Wow Ta man Na polti
01:11:41Wow Wow conse, wow Wow Ta man na polti
01:11:43Ka sehra ta manna Tumhara's sar
01:11:45Wow Wow Wow Ta man na polti
01:11:47Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
01:11:49I will now give it to you I can give it to you
01:11:51by the words of a word
01:11:52By the satsh I just said that you don't want to
01:11:55But we all say that you have stopped
01:11:58I did, I have somewhere my mind
01:12:02But I watched Iutilize just
01:12:06You can out and run
01:12:14csatin
01:12:17میری a Ма́к Mi'Ek An könnt Ineités
01:12:22qualities
01:12:25Ah, ah, I'm very good. I don't think so.
01:12:31In the sense, you also have to understand your mind.
01:12:34Yes, I understand, but I don't have to understand your mind.
01:12:38When did it?
01:12:40Yes, it was the first of the pulties and the second of my mind.
01:12:47Tamanna Begum, I think we are going to go,
01:12:49because Canada people only understand four or five of them.
01:12:54I am going to put a light on the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side.
01:12:58God bless you.
01:13:00I will listen to you to a new song in the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side.
01:13:05It's a good thing.
01:13:06Hello, I am coming.
01:13:08I am coming.
01:13:09One minute.
01:13:11I am going to eat.
01:13:13You can eat food.
01:13:16Where are you going to eat?
01:13:18It's this way.
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:21Come on.
01:13:21Oh.
01:13:22Oh.
01:13:23That's the weather wish for the other.
01:13:25Ha ha.
01:13:25dengan
01:13:27semis
01:13:29A
01:13:35What are you doing, Mirza?
01:13:40Mirza, it's very bad.
01:13:42Look, there's a lot of love for you.
01:13:47Let's leave it. It's very bad.
01:13:50It's very bad.
01:13:52It's very bad.
01:13:54It's very bad.
01:13:56For all the love for all the love for all the love,
01:14:00and for all the love for all the love.
01:14:02I'm going to send you to your family to your family.
01:14:07Listen.
01:14:09If you're coming, you'll come and go.
01:14:12Come on too.
01:14:14Come on too.
01:14:21Mirza, you're going to go to your family,
01:14:24but when you're coming to your family,
01:14:26you're going to come.
01:14:28How long are you coming?
01:14:31Tomorrow is my flight.
01:14:33Oh, tomorrow will you go?
01:14:35Oh.
01:14:37If you're coming, it's very good.
01:14:39I'm very happy with you.
01:14:41I'm very happy with you.
01:14:45You're a little baby.
01:14:48Mashallah, you're big.
01:14:49No, no.
01:14:50They're very good.
01:14:53They're special.
01:14:55They're special.
01:14:57Thanks for watching.
01:14:59Yes.
01:15:00I'm a extraordinaire from Canada.
01:15:02I'm a fan of Pakistan.
01:15:04The tenant's house,
01:15:05but he's very sad,
01:15:06but he's a Muslim man from Pakistan.
01:15:08I have two foreign,
01:15:10but at the moment I have no commune.
01:15:12He's very sad in Pakistan.
01:15:14What do you do?
01:15:16What do you do?
01:15:17I make a small house and then I make a lot of friends in the community
01:15:23You are a special guest, right?
01:15:27I will be waiting for you all there
01:15:30I will tell you my story
01:15:33Yes, that's it
01:15:35Before you get a cup of tea
01:15:39Tea?
01:15:41Okay
01:15:43Will you drink it?
01:15:47Yes, I will drink it
01:15:50Okay
01:15:52Sit here
01:15:55Come here, sit, sit, sit, sit
01:16:00Thank you
01:16:04So you are in the house of the house?
01:16:06Yes
01:16:08What do you think is the problem?
01:16:10You do have any issues of the house?
01:16:12No
01:16:13What is the problem?
01:16:15What is the purpose of the house?
01:16:16No
01:16:17That means
01:16:18It's the purpose of the house of the house
01:16:20Yes
01:16:21Yes
01:16:22Yes
01:16:24It is time
01:16:26Yeah, I am a boyfriend.
01:16:40And I'm very nice.
01:16:45Do you still understand?
01:16:47Yeah, the situation is fine.
01:16:50I just know.
01:16:52Your friend, The Begum Kalim, has not come.
01:16:56Who's Begum Kalim?
01:16:58Now, the Shaira.
01:17:00Yes, sir.
01:17:02Yes, sir.
01:17:04I've been telling myself that I am going to stop.
01:17:08I will stop the car.
01:17:10I will stop the car,
01:17:12and I will go straight and take two car.
01:17:16That is,
01:17:18and then, my car will be in the last seat.
01:17:20foreign
01:17:50This is very bad, very bad.
01:18:20Dumbbo ne hii pahla haat jita tha.
01:18:24Chai tiyare tha.
01:18:27Aapa ji, meera khayal hai ki beri chai ki pehali mujhe dhe dhe.
01:18:32Thudasa mushaira sunnou,
01:18:34aadhe ghenthe se mushaira ka mehmane khusus si dumbbo ko ghaz khila raha.
01:18:38Ah, matlab?
01:18:39Aapa ji, aasi keha diya tha.
01:18:43Batsab, aapka bhoat bhoa shukri hai.
01:18:46Ah, nahi aapa ji, ye to malik makaan honne ke naathe meera fars tha.
01:18:51Aap ki wajah se aaj,
01:18:53Aashufta Kanpuri ka sar sil gya.
01:18:56Ah, ji ji ji, ji ji.
01:18:58Acha ji, acha ji, khuda haafi.
01:19:00Khuda haafi.
01:19:02Ah, vichanini.
01:19:03Ji.
01:19:04Ah, vah, beth ho, beth ho.
01:19:06Acha, yeh, beth ho.
01:19:09Acha, yeh, beth ho.
01:19:11Mirza sahab, kertai kya hai?
01:19:13Mirza sahab, kertai kya hai in ko?
01:19:16Ah, ah, iftkhar guayi bhoat hii padhe likhye aani hai.
01:19:22Tehzeeb, or insaniyat, sharafet ki naa khatam honne wali raha huzar.
01:19:28Hmm, nahi.
01:19:29Mera mطلب tha ke, ahamudini ka kya duriha hai?
01:19:32Ah, mirza ke kolumz, mazamien,
01:19:36Or, bacho ke mishairoon se,
01:19:39Echye khasya ahamudini hi ho jatai hai.
01:19:41Jiham.
01:19:42Jiham.
01:19:43Jihani, buramit maanou,
01:19:44Lekin yeh, sadeh ghante meh,
01:19:45Mena nindada laga liya hai.
01:19:47Tum loo, paryshan ho.
01:19:49Ah, aray, iftahat hai.
01:19:51Dekhi, ab, her pardha likha insani,
01:19:54Jitna paryshan hoona chahiyeh,
01:19:56Utne hi paryshan hoona chahiyeh.
01:19:57Hem loog bhi hai.
01:19:58Bes Allah, mirza ke tem ko rakhyeh.
01:20:02Aap ko sunke hai rat hooghi wiesse.
01:20:05Aaj tak, mirza ne meri kisii baat se inkar ne kiya.
01:20:10Koi chiz aysi nahi,
01:20:12Jho laake ne di.
01:20:13Jho manga wu pehnaaya,
01:20:14Her khaki ko poora diya.
01:20:16Mera pas khuda ka liya ho,
01:20:18Bhoat kuch hai.
01:20:19Mena tumhari liye,
01:20:21Kuchh dollars laya tha,
01:20:22Yeh tu lak loo.
01:20:23Nahin iftahat hai,
01:20:24Nahin.
01:20:25Dekhi, yeh ghalp baat hai.
01:20:27In ko aap please jay peh rakh liyeh.
01:20:29Is liyeke,
01:20:30Mirza aagay tu hai,
01:20:31Qiyamat khađi ho jayegi ji.
01:20:32Or wiesse bhi,
01:20:33Paryshanhi to ane jahane wali baat hai.
01:20:35Or paryshanhi eger kabhi hui bhi,
01:20:37To aap hi ko likhun ghi,
01:20:38Or mein kis ko likh sakti ho,
01:20:39Ya na?
01:20:40Aap rakhye.
01:20:41Or aap yakin kere,
01:20:42Hem laakhon se behter zindagi guzar rai.
01:20:44In ko rakh liyeh.
01:20:45Jaisi tu mhajima razi.
01:20:52Aray bhi,
01:20:53Iftahkar sahab,
01:20:55Aap yaha baat hai,
01:20:56Mashaayre mein nahi aai,
01:20:57Mrs. Kalim ne to loot liya.
01:20:58But ko?
01:20:59Aray nahi bhai,
01:21:01Mashaayre ko,
01:21:02Pulti se behter zameen mein ghazal kahi hai.
01:21:07Aayye na.
01:21:08Ahaa, chalte.
01:21:10Chuni,
01:21:11Is bag me,
01:21:12Tumhaare aag,
01:21:13Mirza aag ke liyeh kutcheize hai?
01:21:14Aachi.
01:21:15Aayye chalye.
01:21:16Aayye.
01:21:18Suni chalye ni?
01:21:19Nain.
01:21:20Is liyeke,
01:21:21Shairoon ko yaa na mana hai,
01:21:22Or merah wahan jana mana hai.
01:21:24Aayye.
01:21:25Aayye.
01:21:26Aayye.
01:21:27Aayye.
01:21:28Aayye.
01:21:29Aayye.
01:21:30Aayye.
01:21:31Aayye.
01:21:32Aayye.
01:21:33Aayye.
01:21:34Aayye.
01:21:35Aayye.
01:21:36Aayye.
01:21:37Aayye.
01:21:38Aayye.
01:21:39Aayye.
01:21:40Aayye.
01:21:41Aayye.
01:21:42Aayye.
01:21:43Aayye.
01:21:44Aayye.
01:21:45Aayye.
01:21:46Aayye.
01:21:47Aayye.
01:21:48Aayye.
01:21:49Aayye.
01:21:50Hey, you've been sleeping.
01:21:54Come on, brother.
01:21:56Come on, brother.
01:21:59Now my eyes were looking.
01:22:02Where did you go?
01:22:04If we were to find out,
01:22:06we would probably find out in the kbabs.
01:22:09Where did you go?
01:22:12Hey, brother.
01:22:16My brother took the hotel to the kbabs.
01:22:21I went to the kbabs.
01:22:25I came to the kbabs.
01:22:29I came to the kbabs.
01:22:31And I went to the kbabs.
01:22:37Why did you go to the kbabs?
01:22:42I was going to the kbabs.
01:22:47I was going to the kbabs.
01:22:49You said it was good.
01:22:51I had not gained enough to the kbabs.
01:22:56I gained enough to the kbabs.
01:23:00So I was going to the kbabs.
01:23:10Yes.
01:23:11Look at this problem.
01:23:17Listen, listen to me. I am always making a mistake.
01:23:24I know that my father had a lot of attention to my father.
01:23:29But for eating and eating, it was just a shock.
01:23:35I am not sure what my mind is saying.
01:23:42I am not sure what my mind is saying.
01:23:48I am not sure what my mind is saying.
01:23:54My own own hands which you will say, you will give me the other.
01:24:01And what I wish you will give me the other.
01:24:04I'll forgive you.
01:24:09It's my fault.
01:24:10It's my fault.
01:24:13It's my fault.
01:24:15It's my fault.
01:24:16It's my fault.
01:24:17It's my fault.
01:24:20I'm sorry.
01:24:22What are you doing?
01:24:32Why did you get your new question?
01:24:36What the advantage of this question?
01:24:40How much money can you get?
01:24:43How much money can you get?
01:24:45How much money can you get?
01:24:48It's a half plate of a bag of 50 pounds
01:24:57Mr. Mr.
01:24:59You have to have a lot of money for your brother
01:25:04No, it's not a matter of fact
01:25:08It's a very good person
01:25:14What?
01:25:20Why is this Mustafa Zaydi?
01:25:23Why are you doing this?
01:25:25Why are you doing this?
01:25:27Why are you doing this?
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