00:00Oh
00:30All hands includes paws, Cat.
01:00Aww.
02:00Come on down here or I'm coming up after you.
02:14Sorry, elevator's out of order.
02:16I'll throw you a rope.
02:30Blast your scuppers, you barnacle-bitten landlubber.
02:35Come down here and fight like a man.
02:38Okay, shorty, catch me.
02:40I'm gonna jump.
02:41Here I come.
02:43Here I come.
02:57Here, have a nice dip, drip.
03:00What?
03:01Soar again?
03:03Here, what a nasty disposition.
03:05Four tunnels.
03:09Which one shall we take?
03:11Moe.
03:12Moe?
03:13Sure.
03:14Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.
03:17Moe it is.
03:18Ah!
03:20Hi, Velma.
03:21Shabby.
03:22Scooby.
03:24Hey, Shag, I see you found us.
03:26Yeah, now, like, let's all get lost.
03:29First, get rid of that ridiculous paper pirate hat you're wearing.
03:33Hey, wait a minute.
03:35Let me see that hat.
03:37This is a ship's manifest.
03:39I've heard of man-of-war, but I've never heard of manifest.
03:45It's a list of the cargo the freighter was carrying
03:48and how much the cargo was worth.
03:50Is that a clue?
03:52You bet.
03:53Look at the date.
03:54And that ship won't sail until tomorrow.
03:56How would a ghost get hold of this?
03:58And, like, why would he want it?
04:00I have a hunch a little investigation around this place
04:03will give us the answer.
04:04Come on.
04:07I was right.
04:08Truck tire tracks.
04:09Great.
04:10Now we know the ghost drives a truck.
04:12Let's follow them and see where they go.
04:15Okay, Scooby.
04:16I guess you can follow tire tracks.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Well, lead on.
04:25A pirate's chest.
04:26It must be stuffed full of that truck,
04:29because that's where the tire tracks end.
04:31If it is, this creepy cave is creepier than I thought.
04:35Come on.
04:36Let's find out what's in the chest.
04:38Open it up.
04:41What's the password, you swaps?
04:44Zoinks!
04:45A talking pirate skull.
04:50Everybody relax.
04:52It's only a mini microphone and speaker.
04:54What's it mean by give the password?
04:56I don't know.
04:57Let's give it a try.
04:59Uh, 16 men on a pirate's chest?
05:02Let's see.
05:03Yo-ho-ho blow the man down?
05:05How about yum-yum-yum and a liverwurst a la mode?
05:09Wow, what a password.
05:14Yeah, and it worked this voice-activated secret entrance.
05:17Look, the tire tracks go right inside.
05:21And so are we.
05:22Come on.
05:23They call me Captain, Captain, and I command the sky.
05:39Let Davy Jones have the deep blue sea.
05:42It's much more fun to fly.
05:44A pirate's life of pleasure.
05:46I'm not your average Joe.
05:48So handle your treasure.
05:50Then off the plant you go.
05:57Avast there, landlubber.
06:00Prepare to board the black swan.
06:07Fetch me under there, kitty.
06:20A ship's cut is a sign of good luck.
06:43You see, laddy, I've looted 9,999 chests of treasure, and all's I need is one more.
06:50Then I can retire to permanent pirate paradise.
06:55Now shimmy up the crow's nest and look around for some booty.
06:58I say, matey, just in time.
07:08I have to see a man about a horse.
07:10Ah, never mind.
07:17I found a liston on my GPS.
07:20General piracy scheduler.
07:24To north by the northern star.
07:29Tonight, we proudly bring you the most nauseatingly horrendous space parasite eating contest in all the galaxy.
07:37These parasites have guts full of acid and lava-like pus that oozes from their every orifice.
07:48I know a girl like her in San Diego once.
07:51Watch your clothes, boys.
07:52They stain.
07:54I give you space parasites.
07:57Are you ready, pretty boy?
08:06Bring it on, Suzy.
08:08I told you me name's long, John Super.
08:11Suzy be my brother's name.
08:13Are we here to reveal our family secrets or to eat disgusting parasites?
08:18Eat disgusting parasites!
08:20I hope a goodly portion of that was his wretched pirate breath.
08:38Okay.
08:39Now if you could just sort of crawl to the back and, like, try not to touch anything.
08:44No acidic secretions.
08:46Very good.
08:46Okay.
08:47Just slither down.
08:50Attaboy.
08:51Wow, he's doing it!
08:52Yeah.
08:53For a minute, I was pretty worried.
08:56You're nachos, gentlemen.
08:58Thanks.
08:58Thanks.
08:59Now push right past the esophagus and you're home free.
09:05Woo-hoo!
09:06Woo-hoo!
09:07You did it!
09:08Hey, my back finally cracked!
09:11So the contest ends in a tie.
09:13Put her there, pal.
09:14No hard feelings.
09:15So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
09:21Well, good for you.
09:24But I bet you did not bring back the key.
09:35Huh.
09:36So you have.
09:38Well, congratulations.
09:40This is the lock to the door.
09:50You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
09:55And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
10:02Okay, yes.
10:05I suppose that was a little obvious.
10:08You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
10:12Fabulous reaches await you within.
10:15Reaches beyond your wildest breeze.
10:19I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about the horrible traps that protect the treasure inside.
10:45Oh, did I forget to mention those?
10:50Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
10:56Ha-ha-ha.
11:18That is right.
11:25The old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trig.
11:31You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped.
11:36There's no way anybody could possibly...
11:41Hey, what are you doing?
11:48I am fine. Thanks for asking.
12:18I know I'm not going to like the answer, but I'll ask anyway.
12:26What was that?
12:28Ghost pirates.
12:29Told you I wouldn't like it.
12:31Zoinks!
12:32Yeah? Zoinks?
12:34Who dares sail into the Bermuda Triangle?
12:49Ye have crossed paths with Captain Skunkbeard the Pirate, and now ye shall pay the price.
12:55Whoa, cheese and crackers!
13:05We have to get out of here before it's too late.
13:08Fred, we should listen to the man.
13:11I know ye be here, ye scurvy coward. Ye escaped me once, but not a second time will ye hide from the fury of Captain Skunkbeard.
13:32The storm has shown its face to you today, so don't delay. It's time for hiding and dividing from the fury and the sound.
13:39And cutting like a knife, the freak is howling and the growling of the thunder's there to plunder and to swallow up the ground.
13:45The winds will blow, the seas will swell and overflow. So fair, ye well as the land will quake.
13:50Swing and sway, all waves are break. So slow, away and away, hey, up and all surround.
13:54Low ye, up and all surround. Low ye, up and all surround. Low ye, up and all surround.
13:58The storm has shown its face to you today, so don't delay. It's time for hiding and dividing from the fury and the sound.
14:03And cutting like a knife, the freak is howling and the growling of the thunder's there to plunder and to swallow up the ground.
14:08All waves are break so slow, away and away, hey, up and all surround. Low ye, up and all surround. Low ye, winds, for we are round.
14:17The waves are reaching up before the sound. Yo hi ho and blow it down.
14:23A storm is set in sight on you today, so come what may, you'll take your chances, it advances there upon you to remain.
14:41In stirs and swells and hovers, so try to hide and cover, there's a patch upon the eye of the hurricane.
14:47Winds will blow, the seas will swell and overflow, so bear you well as the land will quake, swing and sway, all waves are great, so don't delay.
14:59And away, hey-ya, and all surround, blow ye winds, for we are bound. Away, hey-ya, therefore my sound, yo-hi-ho, and blow it up.
15:11Away, hey-ya, and all surround, blow ye winds, for we are bound. Away, hey-ya, therefore my sound, yo-hi-ho, and blow it up.
15:23Away, hey-ya, let me go, let, let me go, watch my knee, ah.
15:39Mom, pop!
15:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:15Say your prayers, varmint.
16:33No!
16:36Why, you crazy doggone idiot, whatcha tryin' to do, blow us to smithereens?
16:45No!
16:46Blast your ornery hide, if ye does that just once more, I ain't a-goin' after it.
16:56Mm-hmm.
17:03Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:17Eh, didn't make it.
17:20Welcome to the Bind Your Memory Game.
17:42I am going to show you an ancient cryptic room,
17:46and you are going to have to memorize it.
17:49Oh, did you catch that?
17:50I hope so, because now you have to find it again.
17:55Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose,
17:59a door will open to let you out.
18:02But if you choose the wrong rune,
18:05that lightning rod up there will zap you but good.
18:10No pressure.
18:11And... go!
18:14We have officially started.
18:22Choose a rune.
18:27Today.
18:29Choose a rune today, please.
18:31Got places to be, things to do.
18:39How would you just hurry up and...
18:49Well, I said the door would open after you chose,
19:00and technically, you did choose.
19:02So I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
19:06Yes, it is true.
19:35All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
19:41Now I'll make a pirate stew out of you.
19:46Hands up and stand back, partner.
19:49An egg beater?
19:50Yeah, an egg beater.
20:03Hey, let's ride.
20:05He'll never catch us on this automatic pogo stick.
20:11P-p-pogo stick?
20:12This is a jackhammer.
20:22Shaggy!
20:23Scooby!
20:24Look out!
20:25The tires!
20:37We did it, Scooby!
20:38Scooby-loo!
20:42We did it, Scooby!
20:43Scooby-loo!
20:46Scooby-loo!
20:48Scooby-loo!
20:50Oh
20:52Oh
21:18Enough of this folder all these prisoners are going into the drink
21:22Now oh
21:28Walk the bank so I can be free
21:41Mouth ring fancy meeting you here. Yeah, you're a real life saver
21:52Oh
21:55But what about our treasure don't worry about it. We'll just make more cheese when we get home
22:00Oh, I choose monster
22:03Cheese
22:06You're not a cat you're a curse
22:10I'm gonna swab the deck with you
22:12Oh
22:15So you tried to pull one over an old long john silver did you well?
22:20I'm on to you mateys
22:23And I knew that he was in on your plan when he sang your cheating eye patch twice
22:30I can't believe you ran out of pirate songs
22:33I didn't either that's one of my favorites
22:35You'll need a fitting punishment for sending me disappear out to the four winds
22:41So what's it gonna be?
22:42Walk in the plank tar and feather in how about a nice old-fashioned kill all?
22:49You know there's only one way out of this
22:51I got your back
22:53He'll be ill let's rock
22:55It's a good thing I touched one of those acidic space parasites into the corner of my mouth for just this occasion
23:06Okay, first we'll tar and feather you then you'll walk the plank and then we'll kill all ya
23:13Huh
23:20Attack the little lovers
23:25Muscle fast clover
23:43Oh
23:45Oh
23:47Oh
24:08Nothing disables a giant space monkey quicker than an atomic wedgie
24:13Hmm
24:15Let's get serious
24:28I like the cut of your jib boy. I'll give you one last chance to join me crew
24:33Never I've seen your dental plan
24:43No
25:00Methinks there's something fishy around here
25:03Don't change the subject, human
25:06If you don't release your prisoners and return the heaven's light to the Bermuda Triangle,
25:22really bad things will come to pass.
25:27Ye aliens favor some meddling kids.
25:31Yeah, we get that a lot.
25:36Jinkies, we've been hit.
25:40Like that could have gone better.
25:43You think?
25:44So, trying to spring a trap, are ye?
25:48Uh, we come in peace?
25:51Seize them!
26:06Hey, na-na-na-na.
26:08Hey, na-na-na.
26:09Hey, na-na-na.
26:10Hey, na-na-na.
26:11Hey, na-na.
26:12Hey, na-na-na.
26:13Hey, na-na-na.
26:14Hey, na-na-na.
26:15Hey, na-na-na.
26:16Hey, na-na-na.
26:17When trouble swings your way, they say to look before you leave.
26:23But he who hesitates is lost, so I'll just dive in deep.
26:29I play the pipe up for the tune, and if I'm led astray, then with a helping hand or two, I will, there is a way.
26:40That's the way we go as the river flows, my friend.
26:43Two heads to and fro are better than one.
26:46Yeah, that's the way we go, and I'll be wicked till the end.
26:49We can lay off, hardly fall.
26:51We have just begun.
26:53Hey, na-na-na.
26:54Hey, na-na-na.
26:55Hey, na-na-na.
26:56Hey, na-na-na.
26:57Hey, na-na-na.
26:58Hey, na-na-na.
27:00Hey, na-na-na.
27:01Hey, na-na-na.
27:02Hey, na-na-na.
27:03Hey, na-na-na-na.
27:05Ha!
27:10When opportunity did knock, I opened up the door.
27:16And put me best foot forward for the unknown to explore.
27:22I never bit the hand that beats.
27:25I learned the lessons well.
27:28Each dog will have his day to lead.
27:31I swear the treasure dwells.
27:34That's the way we go as the river flows, my friend.
27:37Two heads to and fro are better than one.
27:39Yeah, that's the way we go, and I'll be with you till the end.
27:43The bigger they are, the harder they fall, and we have just begun.
28:09That's the way we go as the river flows, my friend.
28:15Two heads to and fro are better than one.
28:18Yeah, that's the way we go, and I'll be with you till the end.
28:21The bigger they are, the harder they fall, and we have just begun.
28:24Like, yo-ho-ho!
28:38Like yo-ho-ho!
28:52Ahoy, you mangy marauders!
28:55Shaggy and Scooby-Doo to the rescues!
29:08That's one pirate ride I won't be standing in line for!
29:28Captain Skunkbeard, your jib is up!
29:32Nice work, guys!
29:34Shiver me timbers and like!
29:36Yo-ho-ho!