- 2 days ago
Starring: Aria Valencia, Blaire Johnson, Brooke Barclays, Bunny Madison, Elsa Violet, Harley King, Jessica Starling, Megan Marx, Chad Alva, Clarke Kent, Danny Steele, Jodie Johnson, Juan El Caballo Loco, Ken Feels, Tyler Cruise
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00:00Dad, are you ready to see my outfit?
00:03Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.
00:06Sorry.
00:08One, two, three.
00:12What?
00:15Oh, God.
00:16Don't you love it?
00:19What?
00:20Isn't it sexy?
00:22Where am I supposed to be?
00:24I don't know.
00:25What's up?
00:27I hope you have a coat to put on or something.
00:29You're not going on a badge like this.
00:31This is ridiculous.
00:33Do you know that Wanda will be here soon?
00:36Yeah.
00:39You need to go change that before they get here.
00:40You've just got to change the top here.
00:42If they come here and they see you like this,
00:45they need to get here to wear this house at the party.
00:48Yeah.
00:50Yeah, it's so sexy.
00:52I love it.
00:53I didn't raise you like this.
00:55Well, I think it's perfect.
00:57You need to go change this before they get here.
01:00I like it.
01:01I like this.
01:02Oh, man.
01:03They're already here.
01:04It's too late.
01:12Hey.
01:16Hi, guys.
01:17How are you doing?
01:18It's so good to see you guys.
01:19It's so good to see you.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:21I love the costume.
01:22I love you.
01:22I love you.
01:22I love you.
01:22I love you.
01:23I love you.
01:23I love you.
01:24I love you.
01:24You're so good.
01:25I love you.
01:25I love you.
01:28Good.
01:28Thank you for inviting us.
01:30So happy to have you guys.
01:32Oh, my gosh.
01:36What are you wearing?
01:39It's Halloween.
01:40It's supposed to be scary.
01:43Uh, yeah, definitely scary, but for Halloween, you can be anything.
01:53I think it's a great costume.
01:56I don't see anything wrong with it.
01:58I mean, sweetie, you're going to get me some offers.
02:04I mean, I'm okay.
02:05You don't like any of them?
02:06No, I'm not very happy.
02:07You don't like the dress.
02:08You know, it's most of us cost so much.
02:10I don't know.
02:11Not at all?
02:12It's just, I mean, can I talk to you for a minute?
02:14I'm so scared for Halloween.
02:15Hey, Callie, sorry to interrupt.
02:16Callie, do you want to go and take her to the room and the best?
02:20We want you to talk.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Okay, buddy.
02:24Come on.
02:25She dresses like a sweat.
02:35I still don't know why you're wearing that.
02:43I mean, Halloween's the perfect excuse to be sexy, and it's just not very sexy.
02:51I don't know.
02:52You know, I feel like Halloween's supposed to be scary, and that's what it always is for
02:56good friends.
02:59Oh, my goodness.
03:02Come on.
03:03I'm your best friend, and I've been your best friend for a really long time now.
03:09I think I deserve to know the reason as to why you're really all covered up.
03:16I guess it's just Halloween has always been a representation of girls' hotness and going
03:24out and dressing slutty and wearing all these outfits, and I don't feel like I belong with
03:29all of that.
03:30I don't feel like I'm hot like that.
03:31Well, what are those?
03:40These are for my costume.
03:42Aren't they great?
03:44No.
03:45No.
03:47So what's above you, man?
03:48Man, you know, I think it's just Halloween, you know?
03:52It's just this holiday.
03:53I don't know about you, man, but these young, perfect little girls in these sexy costumes
03:59walking all over the place everywhere, you know?
04:01Come on.
04:03What the fuck are all in this world all day?
04:05You know what I mean?
04:06I feel you sometimes, unless it's your God.
04:08I know I'm good for you.
04:10I don't know about you, but I mean, I can't.
04:13I just, I don't know, man.
04:14I don't know what to do.
04:15You know?
04:16I mean, I know I don't have to worry about it from my daughter because she's very conservative.
04:22You know?
04:22I just want her.
04:24I feel like, you know, she's young.
04:26She should be out there exploring, experimenting more.
04:28I just feel like she's, I don't know, too, like, not in a whole, but kind of like two shelters.
04:34You know what I mean?
04:35I don't know.
04:35I love her costume.
04:36I mean, it's great.
04:37I mean, what is she supposed to be here?
04:39Like a zombie bride?
04:42Ex-wife.
04:45I mean, I mean, come on.
04:48Like, she's, she doesn't really go out.
04:51She's so young.
04:53I mean, it's just, when she gets older, she's going to regret it.
04:56I know it.
04:57You know, I just want her to be out there and be more, I don't know, more free, I guess.
05:01You know?
05:01Be careful when you ask her.
05:03Look at her, you see her.
05:04Well, I mean, her costume is beautiful.
05:08I wish my daughter would have dressed, you know, like her.
05:12I think it's too much.
05:14Really?
05:14I mean, I would die for my daughter to dress like your daughter.
05:20Yeah.
05:21You know?
05:22Yeah, I guess.
05:23I guess, I don't know.
05:24I don't like it.
05:25I mean, you, you know, we kind of have this little, you know, patch-through tool over here
05:30when we can't have to come up with something.
05:32Yeah.
05:32They're just, like, on both ends of the spectrum, kind of, right?
05:35That's what it is.
05:36Yeah.
05:36I think we should come up with something where we can, you know, make it work for us.
05:41Yeah.
05:43You know, that sounds like a great idea.
05:44Why not?
05:44So, like, maybe we can just, like, you know, kind of lay down some, like, rules and, you know,
05:50parameters, so, you know, and we help them maybe come out, you know, themselves,
05:55and maybe we can come up with a nice, even playing field.
05:59I mean, I think that, you know, obviously we became friends because of our daughters,
06:03and, you know, I wouldn't trust my daughter but anybody else, you know?
06:06So, I think we can definitely work, you know, help each other out.
06:10Yeah, for sure.
06:11If you're okay with that, you know?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Make it work or something.
06:15I think it's a great idea.
06:16You know what?
06:17Fuck it.
06:17This is what you've got to do to make it work.
06:21Let's do it.
06:22You know what?
06:22You feel it?
06:23I'm good with that.
06:23Anything with you.
06:24All right, brother.
06:25Let's go tell you.
06:29I'm telling you, this outfit is going to make me the coolest person at this party.
06:35Listen.
06:38You don't need those.
06:39You're going to give someone a heart attack with those, just so you know.
06:44What you need is a confidence fierce before we go to this party.
06:48I mean, I know I'm hot because all the guys tell me that I fuck, but I'm hot.
06:55So, I already know that.
06:56But, we need to help you.
06:59And, I'm pretty sure I know some guys that we could fuck.
07:05So, let's figure out what you could fuck.
07:08Okay.
07:08Great.
07:10Um, what about him?
07:12Uh, yeah.
07:13Oh, no.
07:16Oh.
07:17Definitely not Danny.
07:20Did you hear about Danny?
07:21No, what?
07:22Danny has a neck of penis.
07:24Hand to him.
07:26Um, what about, well, I don't know him.
07:29He's kind of cute with his eyes.
07:31Uh-uh.
07:31I heard that Tony likes to talk about his mom when he speaks with people.
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36I like it.
07:37Okay.
07:37Well, um, he's him.
07:40He's kind of cute.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Um, I don't know.
07:45Well, it's okay.
07:47Okay.
07:48Well, yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Okay, maybe.
07:52No, no.
07:54Okay.
07:55Well, him.
07:56Definitely him.
07:57We'll go with him.
07:58Okay.
07:59Okay.
07:59Well, the point is, is you need to go in there having a lot of confidence.
08:04So, I just, I don't want you to, to not be able to survive, you know?
08:11Girls?
08:13Are you coming?
08:14Yeah, come in.
08:14Okay.
08:17Are you okay?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah, I'm really excited.
08:21I mean, we just wanted to talk to you girls before you guys went to the party.
08:23Make sure you girls, you know, take care of yourselves.
08:26You know, be safe out there.
08:28Yeah.
08:28We want to make sure you guys are good.
08:30Yeah.
08:30You know, you'll be safe out there, you know?
08:33You know, I think we're going to be tired, trust me.
08:36I mean, I mean, honestly, it's like, why do you got to wear that costume that's so revealing?
08:41I mean, Halloween is supposed to be sexy.
08:47I mean, I could be anything sexy.
08:49I mean, yeah, you could be anything sexy.
08:51You could be like Eleanor Roosevelt.
08:53I would be sexy on a Roosevelt.
08:56Okay, what about a pirate?
08:59I would be a very sexy pirate.
09:03She's a hard note to crack.
09:05Asteria, I love your outfit, but, you know, maybe you could try, like, maybe something a little more revealing, a little sexier.
09:13I mean, come on.
09:14It's Halloween.
09:15I mean, I don't know.
09:16I feel comfortable in this.
09:19I mean...
09:20You've got to experiment.
09:23I'm telling you.
09:24I'd just like to cover up my body more.
09:26That's what I've been trying to tell you.
09:30What she needs is a guy that she can...
09:33Oh, I just got a really good idea.
09:39Dad.
09:40Oh, wait.
09:40Hold on, hold on, hold on.
09:44Let's go.
09:45She's sick.
09:46Are you kidding me?
09:47Is that what you...
09:48Fuck.
09:49Are you fucking...
09:50I'm pretty sure it's fucking...
09:51I don't know what's happening.
09:52I can't.
09:52I'll cook.
09:53I need to sit down.
09:53Guess what?
09:58What?
09:59I found someone you could fuck.
10:02What are you doing?
10:03My dad.
10:05Your dad?
10:07It makes perfect sense.
10:09He's a gentleman.
10:10He's handsome.
10:12He's nice.
10:14He thinks you're really pretty.
10:15I mean, he said so himself.
10:18You really think so?
10:20Yeah.
10:21I mean, he said he used to dress less modest.
10:25And you know what that means.
10:27It's guy talk or I want to fuck you right now.
10:32I just don't know.
10:33It's just...
10:35It's your dad.
10:36I mean, would it make you feel better if I fucked your dad?
10:43My dad would never fuck you.
10:46I mean, sorry.
10:48It's just how he said you were dressed and everything.
10:52What do you mean?
10:53I'm hot.
10:54He can't resist my moves.
10:56I mean, I just...
10:58I know.
10:58Just go in there and show it out.
11:03I think it'll be good for the both of us.
11:06I don't know.
11:07Come on.
11:07Come on.
11:10I mean, yeah.
11:12Yeah, you should say that.
11:13I do.
11:13So, look.
11:14Hey.
11:15Hi.
11:16Oh.
11:18Look at that.
11:19Hey, sweetie.
11:19Hi.
11:20Hi.
11:21Hi.
11:21Hi.
11:21Hi.
11:21Hi.
11:29Hello?
11:31I just...
11:31I don't know if you were.
11:33No, no, no.
11:34You heard it there.
11:35We talked it out, and we should go out there then.
11:40Yeah?
11:40Yeah.
11:42Really?
11:43Yeah.
11:44I mean, we just think that we need some more experience.
11:50And you both, obviously, are very experienced, so we decided that we can, you know, have some
12:00women.
12:01And you're okay with it?
12:03I think so.
12:05What?
12:06Trust me, she's fine with it.
12:09Yeah?
12:10Yeah.
12:11Sure?
12:12She's totally fine.
12:15This is weird.
12:21What?
12:22You said whatever it takes.
12:24Yeah, I mean, it's not weird.
12:26I mean, I know I said that, but now that it's happening, it's like, it's for another.
12:32I think it's a good idea.
12:37Yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Oh, fuck.
12:53No, I'm horrible.
12:58See, it's a good idea.
13:09I don't know.
13:11Whatever it takes.
13:12I don't know.
13:13Whatever it takes.
13:15You just need to learn.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Just want to make sure that, you know, we take good care of you.
13:25Yeah.
13:26I don't know.
13:29I'm just...
13:31Are you really...
13:32Are you sure about this?
13:33100%.
13:34You want them to have a good time at the party?
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Well, we could definitely help them out with that.
13:44Mm-hmm.
13:45Mm-hmm.
13:46Mm-hmm.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:48Mm-hmm.
13:49Mm-hmm.
13:50Mm-hmm.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:53Mm-hmm.
13:54Mm-hmm.
13:55Mm-hmm.
13:56Mm-hmm.
13:58Mm-hmm.
14:10Mm-hmm.
14:11Mm-hmm.
14:12Mm-hmm.
14:13Mm-hmm.
14:14And make sure you don't start lying about this, okay?
14:17I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
14:38Did you see that video of that girl twerking?
14:40No
14:41No, I don't think so
14:42Her ass, holy crap
14:44Like the whole fucking thing, she's like
14:46Boom boom boom boom boom
14:48Dude, are you not trying yet?
14:50I've been trying, like I can do it like when I'm back over like this
14:54But like, like I can't do it in other, like in any other
14:58Okay, okay
15:02That's it, that's it
15:08Yeah, the
15:12No
15:13The right and the left
15:15Oh yeah
15:19I just learned how to do that, I'm just gonna clench
15:23I know, right?
15:24Oh my god, I'm so dreading tonight
15:27Oh my god, I know, like why
15:29Why would they pick, like this night, the only night I have off of work to fucking play a board game
15:35A fucking board game
15:37Like, there is nothing fun about board games anymore
15:41Like, I would much rather be hanging out with our friends playing our games
15:45I know
15:46I know
15:47And drinking and obviously we're dads, we're not gonna let us drink anything
15:51Our dads are wicked fucking lame
15:53I know
15:54I know
15:55I wish we could play like
15:56Like
15:57You know
15:58Like fucking business man, so of course their language is fun
16:02We should play like, you know
16:04I wish we could just play like
16:06Spin the bottle
16:07Spin the bottle
16:08Kiss and tell
16:09Oh my god
16:10Sucking blow
16:11Oh my gosh, seven minutes of heaven
16:14Oh my god
16:15You
16:16You have to tell me about what happened last weekend
16:18With the
16:19Like
16:20That little boy toy that you had going on
16:22Is that his name is Jackson?
16:24Mmmmm
16:25Um
16:26We were in the closet for like
16:28Over an hour
16:29Dude
16:30You
16:31Like
16:32We stopped playing
16:33We were done playing
16:34By the time we got out
16:35So what happened?
16:36Well like I started sucking his dick
16:38And like things like
16:39Kind of snowballed
16:40And like
16:41You know
16:42It just like kinda happened
16:43He ate me out for only like 30 minutes
16:45I've never orgasmed
16:46I'm just some guy eating me out
16:48Until that night
16:49I didn't even have to do like any of the work
16:50Which was fucking perfect
16:51Cause I hate doing any of the work
16:52I went home with that kid Chris after
16:55How did that go?
16:57We went back to his place
16:58We fucked around
16:59You know
17:00He got me breakfast in the morning
17:01Like a freaking gentleman
17:02Like
17:03Jackson
17:04Who buys breakfast?
17:05I don't fucking do that for me
17:06Damn
17:07Maybe that's how I have to do the work
17:08To get breakfast
17:11Oh my god
17:12Seriously
17:13That I'm like
17:14These fucking
17:15I don't wanna fuck him again
17:16Like I'm dick crazy right now
17:18I know
17:19Like what is with it?
17:21I feel like
17:22Some shift in energy in the universe
17:24I gotta get a dick in me like right now
17:26I know
17:27I feel that heavy
17:28Yeah
17:29I don't know man
17:30I mean
17:31Lowkey
17:32Your brother's so freaking hot
17:33Alright
17:34Alright
17:35I draw the line there
17:36Leave my brother alone
17:37Okay?
17:38Me and him are too close
17:39For him to be fucking around with him
17:40I didn't tell you
17:41Are you fucking kidding me?
17:43You're such a little slut
17:45Dude
17:46Last night actually
17:47I was gone for like 25 minutes
17:50You are a slut
17:51Like
17:52That's all it takes is 25 minutes
17:54Girl
17:55He wanted to just as much as I did
17:57So
17:58I don't give it on him
17:59I don't give a fuck who you fuck in my family
18:01My brother's off limits
18:02Why don't you try my dad?
18:03Like
18:04He's fucking lonely
18:05I mean
18:06Maybe I will
18:09Trade for trade
18:10You do my dad
18:11I do his
18:12Oh
18:13Okay
18:14Make board games interesting
18:15I'm really glad we got a chance to get together today
18:18Get the girls together
18:19You know
18:20This is my favorite game
18:21But I haven't tried
18:22Last from the past right?
18:23I don't think they've ever played it probably
18:24Um
18:25It doesn't have a phone charger
18:27So I probably don't know what it is
18:28Oh my god though
18:29Our dads
18:30We can't
18:31Alright but
18:32Stay away from my brother Trey
18:33Like
18:34We can
18:35We can do the dads
18:36Just
18:37You know
18:38I mean we could
18:39Steer clear of my brother
18:40I'm gonna take a
18:42Naughty picture for Jackson
18:43He's been asking me for one
18:47I'm gonna take one with me
18:49Then
18:50Looks like we have everything situated here
18:53Let me grab him
18:59Did he respond to it?
19:00Oh shit
19:01Oh shit
19:02Oh shit
19:03Yeah we're coming
19:04Alright
19:05We need to close it now
19:07Let's go
19:08We're down
19:09Jesus
19:10I don't know
19:11Like
19:12What are you about to tell me?
19:13Yeah
19:14They're coming right now
19:15Perfect
19:16They'll be right here
19:17Geez
19:18Alright
19:19It's been a while
19:20We got batteries in this thing?
19:21I think it works yeah
19:22Girls
19:23What the hell is taking them so long?
19:24What the hell is taking them so long?
19:25You
19:27There they are
19:29There they are
19:30Hey girls
19:31Long time
19:32It took you so long huh?
19:33Sorry I was on my phone
19:34On my phone
19:35It was an important call
19:36It was an important call
19:37I told you
19:38They're always on their phones
19:39Millennials
19:40The phones
19:41Alright so
19:42Game night
19:43Are you guys happy?
19:44Are you excited about this?
19:45I mean this was my game when I was here
19:46It's not a video game
19:47How many years ago was that?
19:48Let's not get into that
19:49Okay
19:50Okay
19:51It's four year time
19:52So
19:53It's four year time
19:54So
19:55It's four year time
19:56So
19:57It's four year time
19:58So
19:59It's four year time
20:00So
20:01I'm
20:02I'm
20:03I'm
20:04I'm
20:05I'm
20:06I'm
20:07I'm
20:08I'm
20:09I'm
20:10It's four year time
20:11So
20:12Basically
20:13What happens is
20:14We pick a card
20:15And then it tells you
20:16Like
20:17So this
20:18Wrench
20:19Ankle
20:20Monkey with this wrench
20:21And see if you can somehow
20:22Twist it free
20:23So then you'll take it
20:24And you try to get the wrench out there
20:25And if you do
20:26You get the 200 bucks
20:27You get some money
20:28So I'm going to put that one at the bottom
20:29And
20:30Who wants to go first?
20:31Should I just go first?
20:32You know how to play angle
20:33Yeah
20:34Alright so
20:35Are you guys excited?
20:36Yeah
20:37Butterflies and stomach
20:38For 500
20:39Get rid of them
20:40To make Sam's day
20:41Once they're free
20:42They will fly away
20:44Alright so
20:45Where's the butterfly
20:46And this
20:47And the stomach
20:48Dar
20:49Dar
20:50Dar
20:51Oop
20:52Oop
20:53So if you hit the side
20:54And you see his nose
20:55Oop
20:56I saw his nose out of
20:57No that wasn't it
20:58It didn't count
20:59It didn't count
21:00Only if it goes
21:01Yeah that's when it counts
21:02Okay
21:03Well hold on
21:04Let me
21:05Let me
21:06Let me
21:07Oh
21:08Oh
21:09Dad you suck
21:10Did I get it?
21:11No you didn't get it
21:12Hold on
21:13We're a little rusty okay
21:14Hold on
21:15This is a fun game though
21:16This is a very
21:17I don't have my reading glasses on
21:18So give me a break
21:19Ahhhh
21:20Oh
21:21Oh
21:22Alright
21:23$100
21:24No
21:25It's 500
21:26It's 500
21:27Try to jit me bro
21:28Alright
21:29It's your turn
21:30Alright
21:31Adam's apple for 300
21:33Sam's Adam's apple not quite right
21:36Remove it but don't take a bite
21:38Don't take a bite of that apple
21:39Oh that's a good one
21:41I know this isn't
21:43That's really
21:45Normal games you're used to
21:46Don't
21:47Careful
21:48Hey
21:51Chill
21:56Oh
21:58Alright
21:59Look we got some professionals here
22:01That's my sweetie
22:02Professionals here
22:03Yes
22:04So how much did you win?
22:05I think that was 500
22:06300
22:07Oh
22:08Look at you with the money
22:09I'm bad with money
22:10Come on dad
22:11Come on
22:12The girls are better than the money than I am
22:13Or she is at least
22:14Geez
22:15Alright I'll take a card
22:16Alright your turn
22:17I'll take them from there
22:18Water on the knee
22:20$500
22:21Remove the water on Sam's knee or it may float away your fee
22:24Don't let me go
22:25500
22:26Come on
22:27We got good
22:28Okay
22:29I won't tease her
22:31Look
22:32Look
22:33Look at that
22:34Oh
22:35Look at my
22:36Flawless
22:37Our daughters are like ninjas at this right now
22:39Okay
22:40I'm gonna
22:41I'm gonna be the one
22:42$1400
22:43Dang
22:44How much money?
22:45How much money?
22:46How much money?
22:47Come on dad you got this
22:48Thank you
22:49Okay sweetie wish me good luck
22:50What is it?
22:51The broken heart
22:52I gotta get that thing
22:53Oh my god
22:54You blew it
22:55You blew it
22:56You're dead
22:57I'm sorry sweetie
22:58No money
22:59Alright so it's my turn again
23:00My turn again
23:01My turn again
23:02Oh 2,000
23:03Jesus
23:04The bread basket
23:05Sam ate his toast with too much jelly
23:07Now it's bothering his belly
23:09It's a little lower than his belly
23:10It's a little lower than his belly
23:11But it's still there
23:12Some
23:13Jeez
23:14Good luck with that one
23:15Yeah
23:16Yeah
23:17Yeah
23:18Yeah
23:19Careful care
23:20Oh shit
23:21Don't break a basket
23:22Oh
23:23Oh
23:24Oh
23:25Oh
23:26Oh
23:27I think
23:28Two grand
23:29Two grand baby
23:30One
23:31Two
23:32Three
23:33Fout
23:34Are you gonna be having fun?
23:35What's up?
23:36What's up?
23:37What's up?
23:38What's up?
23:39Y'all look distracted
23:40What's going on?
23:41We're fine
23:42Funny bone
23:43Funny bone
23:44Remove this bone
23:45And take Sam's riches
23:46When it's gone
23:47He'll be in stitches
23:48Ha ha ha ha
23:50It's funny
23:51It's funny
23:52What is it? The funny bone?
23:53No it's not
23:54Is that what your funny bone is?
23:59See?
24:00You did good the first time
24:01You got too confident
24:03This takes me back
24:05Remember back then
24:06Brain freeze
24:071200
24:08Sam's brain is in a real deep freeze
24:10Can you melt the ice cream please?
24:12Come on
24:13Don't let me down
24:14Don't let me down
24:16Oh my
24:17She got it in the bag
24:18How am I not winning at this?
24:19How much was that babe?
24:201200
24:211200
24:22Here give her two
24:23Give her 200
24:24Oh man
24:25Spare ribs
24:26This got the most amount of money
24:28Hey watch her
24:29Hey hey hey hey
24:30She goes in my wall all the time
24:32You give me your
24:34I'm gonna hold this over here
24:36Alright so
24:37I dare you to touch my dad's cock
24:39I'm in no way
24:40Come on you fucking pussy
24:42What are you guys doing? Are you playing the game or what?
24:44Yeah yeah yeah yeah
24:45We're almost halfway through
24:46Alright so what do you got?
24:47I got spare ribs
24:48Oh that's an easy one
24:49How much is that?
24:50200?
24:51What an easy one that is
24:52Let's see if I can get this
24:53Oh
24:55Are you okay?
24:56Dad
24:57You did one turn
24:58Sorry I
24:59I thought I had it
25:00I was so close
25:01Right
25:02What did you have?
25:03The spare ribs?
25:04It was the ribs
25:05Yeah
25:06I got the spare ribs too
25:07Well
25:08Patient has some ribs to spare
25:09Can you pull them out of there?
25:11Alright
25:12Isn't this so much fun?
25:13I love this game
25:15It's been so many years
25:16Ahhh
25:18It is a tough one
25:19It is a tough one
25:21What's
25:22What's the problem?
25:23Like
25:24It's kinda bored
25:25Yeah this game's kinda boring
25:26This is so much fun
25:27You're doing so good
25:28This is so much fun
25:29Yeah but I'm doing too good
25:30To the point where it's not fun
25:31So much fun
25:32This is my favorite game
25:33Alright well
25:34Do you have any
25:35I mean we
25:36We don't have any other board games on
25:37You know that so
25:38You don't have to play a board game
25:39We could do something else
25:40But it's game night
25:41Why don't we play Truth or Dare?
25:43Truth or Dare?
25:44What?
25:45Truth or Dare?
25:46Do you guys even play that anywhere?
25:47Truth or Dare?
25:48Yeah?
25:49Are you kidding me?
25:50That's like
25:51I dare you to do this
25:52Or Truth
25:53Alright so
25:54Truth or Dare?
25:55Who wants to go first?
25:56I can go first
25:57Alright huh
25:58Daddy
25:59Truth or Dare
26:00Who will go with a truth?
26:01Um
26:02Have you ever cheated on mom?
26:03Oh
26:04Damn
26:06Um
26:07I've heard some rumors
26:09Oh
26:10Well there was just one time
26:14Oh
26:15Okay
26:16There was just one time
26:17No it was a long time ago hun
26:19You were a toddler
26:21Let's not even know
26:22Does she know about it?
26:23Yeah she does
26:24We worked everything
26:25That's two
26:26That's two
26:27Then I'll get one question
26:28Gosh
26:29I thought you didn't play this game
26:30Woah
26:31I didn't know we were getting into such serious questions
26:32Wow
26:33I'll do it
26:34Alright
26:35So now is it
26:36How's it working
26:37Now it's my turn to ask this question
26:38Do I ask anybody?
26:39I think so
26:40I think I'll ask
26:41You know what?
26:42No
26:43I'll ask
26:44Any other questions
26:45Okay
26:46See if you can
26:47Go
26:48Don't ask that question
26:49See if you can get her in a little chunk
26:50Alright Dakota
26:51Be good
26:52Shut up daddy
26:53When is the last time
26:55You skipped school?
26:59I mean
27:01I dropped out of college
27:02Does that count?
27:03She dropped out?
27:04Did you know she dropped out?
27:06Does your mother know that?
27:07No
27:09I thought we've been paying
27:10I've been paying this whole time for you
27:12Oh my god
27:13We need the shopping trips
27:14Sorry daddy
27:15It's okay babe
27:17Wish to our little angel
27:18This is all that we're figuring out about each other
27:21Alright so it's your turn
27:22Don't tell your mother
27:23Alright truth or dare?
27:24Dare
27:25Alright
27:26I dare you to lose your top
27:28What?
27:29Wait what?
27:30What?
27:34What's up man?
27:35How's it going?
27:36Hey!
27:37What's up man?
27:38How's it going?
27:39Hey!
27:40How's it going?
27:41How's it going?
27:42This is my stepdaughter Tristan
27:43This is my stepdaughter Jane
27:44Hi!
27:45Me too!
27:46You guys ready to play some baseball today or what?
27:47Heck yeah!
27:48Let's go!
27:49Let's go back here
27:50Let's go back here
27:51Alright girls you ready to learn the fundamentals today?
27:54All right, I think they're here.
28:01Hey, what's up, man?
28:02How's it going?
28:03Hey.
28:03This is my stepdaughter, Tristan.
28:05This is my stepdaughter, Jane.
28:06Hi.
28:07Me too.
28:08You guys ready to play some baseball today or what?
28:10Heck yeah.
28:10Let's go.
28:11Let's go back here.
28:15All right, girls.
28:18You ready to learn the fundamentals today?
28:20Yeah.
28:21All right, how about I practice on catching
28:22and you can work on hitting?
28:23Yeah.
28:23Sounds good.
28:24All right, let's go.
28:25Here, honey, take the baseball.
28:27So what you want to do when you throw on the baseball,
28:29you have two hands on it, I mean, two fingers on it,
28:31just like this.
28:32And then all you want to do is just take a step
28:34and then throw.
28:35Okay.
28:36All right, how about you take a step backwards?
28:37Just one more.
28:38There we go.
28:38And then throw it.
28:39Right into the glove.
28:40Step forward, throw.
28:42All right, so what you want to do is spread your legs
28:43a little further.
28:44Just a little further.
28:46All right.
28:46You want to choke down real low.
28:49It's kind of heavy.
28:50It is, right?
28:51Yeah.
28:51Well, you've got heavier wood in your hand than that.
28:55Right?
28:56All right, am I kidding?
28:57Daddy.
28:57I know, right?
28:58Okay, so the pitch of the ball is coming at you.
29:00Wait until it gets in that striking zone.
29:01Then what you want to do is you want to put your back
29:04right into it, right?
29:05Right.
29:05Right.
29:05Swing, pow.
29:07There you go.
29:08Just like that.
29:09You got it.
29:10You got it, sweetheart.
29:15There you go.
29:16They're kind of close, Dad.
29:18Uh, honey, you know how some families are just close
29:21into others, right?
29:23Yeah.
29:24You know, given the fact that you have some European heritage,
29:26it's totally normal.
29:28Don't worry about it.
29:29There you go.
29:31There you go.
29:32Yeah.
29:32There you go.
29:34One more time.
29:34Let's go.
29:35Right in the low.
29:35There we go.
29:36Cool.
29:37You want to try practicing catching?
29:39Yeah, sure.
29:39All right, cool.
29:40You just put it on your hand.
29:42And then when the ball comes to you,
29:43are you thirsty?
29:43You're cold, okay?
29:44Yeah, it is.
29:45It's kind of hot.
29:46All right.
29:47Hey, we'll be back in a minute.
29:48We're just going to grab something to drink.
29:49Actually, yeah, it's hot outside.
29:51You mind?
29:51I'm going to come with you real quick.
29:52I don't want to.
29:52Just sit here.
29:53We'll grab it.
29:53Yeah, we'll get something.
29:54You sure?
29:54Yeah, what do you want?
29:55What do you want?
29:55We'll get it.
29:56I'll take a red sports show.
29:57Okay, cool.
29:57You're good.
29:57You don't want to lose, do you?
29:59No, I don't, actually.
30:00You're right.
30:00All right, let's go, honey.
30:01Come on.
30:07All right.
30:08Water.
30:14You look great out there, sweetheart.
30:16Thank you, Daddy.
30:18All right.
30:19What are you doing?
30:20What?
30:20No, I just couldn't help it.
30:22What if they come in and see us?
30:24Well, they're jealous of what we have anyway.
30:26Oh, I know.
30:27Did you see here?
30:28I think she was hating on you.
30:32Oh, no.
30:34Oh, no.
30:35I think she was jealous, like I said.
30:37Oh, yeah.
30:38Yeah?
30:39For sure.
30:40Did you hear her little comments?
30:41Yeah.
30:42They probably think we're so weird.
30:44Yeah, they probably do.
30:45Are we weird?
30:46No.
30:47Honey, you're getting so much better.
30:49Thanks.
30:50We're going to win this for sure, definitely.
30:51You know, it's kind of hot, and I'm getting kind of thirsty.
30:54They've been gone for a while.
30:55Yeah, you know, where do they go, actually?
30:57You know what?
30:58Let's just go get our own drinks, all right?
30:59Okay.
30:59Let's go, honey.
31:01Bye.
31:02Ah!
31:13It's so cold.
31:14No, it's fine, honey.
31:16Don't leave me.
31:17It's okay.
31:18It's not a big deal.
31:19I mean, I mean, God, it's going to turn me off.
31:28It's okay.
31:29It's fine, honey.
31:31Don't leave me alone.
31:31Look.
31:32They said, because they want you to help me.
31:57Well, maybe this is how much their relationship is made.
32:06There you go, let's get into it just a little bit.
32:12That hurt.
32:15That hurt.
32:16That hurt, did it?
32:18Okay, while you do it, the easy one's getting around.
32:36What are you doing?
32:38I...
32:39Was somebody spying on me in my own house?
32:41No, you were supposed to get us drinks and you guys never came back.
32:44I mean, we were gone for a second.
32:45A second?
32:46You guys are gone for 20 minutes and we walk in here and you're eating her out.
32:49We're like, holy...
32:50You saw that?
32:51Yeah!
32:52Yes!
32:53Like, what do you think we started for?
32:55It kind of got me horny and I was, you know...
32:57This is just awkward, huh?
32:59Yeah, we should sit down and talk.
33:01Yeah, alright.
33:02Girls, let's sit down.
33:04Holy shit.
33:05Mike, you weren't supposed to see me.
33:06Well, I didn't expect you to do that stuff.
33:09Okay, um...
33:13I didn't really expect that from you, Jack.
33:15Oh, Mike, I don't want you to think bad of us.
33:18I mean, just since your mum's been gone...
33:20Yeah, I mean, I don't think bad.
33:21I just, you know, I just thought it was a little weird.
33:23I mean, I knew you guys were close, but...
33:25Oh, I know.
33:26Close.
33:27Yeah.
33:28It's just different than what you guys are used to, I guess.
33:30Yeah, and it's a whole new brave world, man.
33:32There's all kinds of things happening nowadays.
33:33Yeah, I know.
33:34And this isn't that unusual, to be honest.
33:36I mean, it's...
33:37Yeah, that's what I was thinking for a little bit, but I mean, it's still odd in you.
33:41I was like, you know, I kind of started touching my daughter, you know.
33:45You guys happened to see that, and now we're here.
33:49Yeah, I mean, it's just...
33:50And, like, her mom would fucking kill me, man.
33:52Well, of course.
33:53I mean, that's why we want to keep this a secret, you understand?
33:56Yeah.
33:57I wouldn't want this going around the neighborhood.
33:59Four of us can agree to keep this...
34:01A secret?
34:02Uh-huh.
34:03Yeah, yeah.
34:04I'm not telling anybody.
34:05Okay.
34:06Alright, and, uh...
34:07I mean, I do understand.
34:08It is a little wrong, maybe, you know.
34:10Yeah, it's, you know, it's our daughters, man.
34:12It's like we shouldn't be doing that with them.
34:14Well, listen, I have an idea.
34:15Okay, what's the idea?
34:16I mean, what if we watch, uh, what if we watch you two?
34:19Us?
34:20You know, and then...
34:21What?
34:22No, I mean, I would never do that.
34:24I was just...
34:25We're not like that.
34:26You guys were just...
34:27I know, I was just, we just got caught up in the moment.
34:28I was just only fooling around with her.
34:29You guys were doing it first.
34:30Yeah.
34:31We were just following you guys.
34:33I mean, you obviously enjoy each other.
34:36Yeah, I mean, it's not a big a deal, right?
34:38No, no, I can't do that.
34:40Okay, well then...
34:41I don't know.
34:42I don't know.
34:43What if...
34:44Do you have any other ideas or anything like that?
34:45Maybe the two of them could...
34:47Maybe one.
34:48Hmm.
34:49What?
34:50Well, that way we're all invested.
34:51You know what I mean?
34:52Like, we know the secret's safe.
34:54We just met.
34:55But honey, I mean...
34:56It's just a kiss.
34:58Yeah, I mean, it's...
34:59It's just a brand new world in Ohio, girls.
35:02I mean, it's not unusual.
35:04I mean, it really isn't.
35:06Honey, talk to us.
35:07It's fine.
35:08Wanna try?
35:09I mean, I don't usually mess around with other people's daughters, but...
35:13Yeah.
35:14What's going on, man?
35:15Give me a little kiss.
35:16Okay, don't...
35:17That's not bad.
35:18That's not bad.
35:19That's not bad.
35:22See, that ain't so bad, is it?
35:24Not a good idea.
35:26Here, let me get closer.
35:30Don't be...
35:31Don't be shy, honey.
35:32It's okay.
35:33See?
35:34Mm-hmm.
35:35Don't be shy, honey.
35:36It's okay.
35:37Mm-hmm.
35:42See?
35:43Mm-hmm.
35:44Mm-hmm.
35:45Mm-hmm.
35:46Mm-hmm.
35:50Oh.
35:53Oh.
35:56Oh.
35:57Oh.
36:02Oh.
36:07Oh.
36:10Oh.
36:11Hello?
36:22Yes it is.
36:25Oh hi Principal Skinner, how are you?
36:31She did what?
36:33Are you serious?
36:36You're telling me that my daughter had sex with two boys in the locker room.
36:45Wait, that's not all she did?
36:52Alright, I'm aware of the surgeon.
36:55Alright, I'll be right there.
37:05What's up?
37:06What's up?
37:07What's up?
37:08Come on.
37:09What's up?
37:10Why?
37:11Cuz, my dad's downstairs.
37:14So, he's watching the game, he's not gonna come up here.
37:17I know but, I don't know, he's just always on me about something and you know I always get in trouble.
37:23It'll be okay, you're with me.
37:25I never get in trouble.
37:27Yeah but, isn't that like, inappropriate?
37:31No, I mean, do you not want me to do this?
37:35Well, just, my dad, like, I just feel like he's gonna find out.
37:40Do you want to show you something cool?
37:44Look.
37:45Now my shirt doesn't even have to come off, see?
37:56I think it's time to do more than just kiss.
38:01That's boring.
38:02What do you mean, like?
38:03I know.
38:04Come all the way?
38:05Yeah, come all the way.
38:06Right now?
38:07Yes, right now.
38:08But my dad's, like, he's right downstairs.
38:09He's not gonna come up here, I promise.
38:10We'll be quiet.
38:11But, like, what about half time?
38:12Like, he could come check on us or something.
38:13I think it'll be up there, yeah.
38:14I'll stay quick.
38:15I just don't want to get in trouble.
38:16I don't know.
38:17You promised my dad we'll find out.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Okay, but you have to be quiet because I can't get in trouble again.
38:22I don't know.
38:23I don't know.
38:24I don't know.
38:25I don't know.
38:26I don't know.
38:27I don't know.
38:28But my dad's like, he's right downstairs.
38:30He's not gonna come up here, I promise.
38:31We'll be quiet.
38:32But, like, what about half time?
38:34Like, he could come check on us or something?
38:36I think it'll be up there, yeah.
38:37I'll stay quick.
38:38I just don't want to get in trouble.
38:39I don't know.
38:40You promised my dad we'd find out.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Okay.
38:43I can't get in trouble again.
38:45You won't.
39:07Sir!
39:08Dad?
39:09Oh my god.
39:10What the hell do you think you're doing?
39:12Um...
39:13It's not what it looks like.
39:14It's not what it...
39:15This isn't what it looks like?
39:16No.
39:17Do you see who just called me?
39:18The principal?
39:19The principal.
39:20You know what he told me?
39:21Can you take...
39:22Take two guesses.
39:25The locker room.
39:26The locker room.
39:27With how many boys?
39:28Two.
39:30This is all your fault.
39:31Oh, it's all my fault.
39:32I know the one in the locker room.
39:34I know this.
39:35You're teaching all this shit.
39:36Me?
39:37Yeah, you.
39:38That's all her.
39:39All me?
39:44I thought you were better than this.
39:45I'm sorry, dad.
39:46Your mom is going to kill you.
39:48Don't tell her.
39:49Come on.
39:50Let's go.
39:51Come on.
39:52You.
39:53Phone you.
39:54I'm really disappointed in you.
39:59Sorry, dad.
40:00And you?
40:01You're trouble.
40:02Me?
40:03Yes, you.
40:04And I'm going to call your father and let him know what I just found you guys doing.
40:08Do it.
40:09Do it.
40:10Call him.
40:11Don't give me attitude, miss.
40:13Hello?
40:14Mr. James.
40:15Uh, yes, this is Mr. James?
40:16Yes, this is Mr. Dice.
40:17Oh, Mr. Dice.
40:18How are you doing?
40:19My daughter's over there with you, right?
40:21Yes, she is.
40:22Um.
40:23Is there a problem?
40:24Yes, we do have a little bit of a problem.
40:27Possibly.
40:29I don't know.
40:30I don't know what I just found you guys doing.
40:33Call him.
40:34Don't give me attitude, miss.
40:35Don't give me attitude, miss.
40:36little bit of a problem, possibly a big problem. Um, I just walked in on our daughters. Um,
40:47I don't know how to say it. They were,
40:49you know, just stuff in the bedroom. Oh fuck. They were eating each other out
40:57in my daughter's bedroom. I'm fucking losing my shit right now. I got a phone call from the school.
41:03I got a phone call from the school. Oh my gosh. I don't know.
41:06Um, I went through a very similar thing last year with my daughter. So I can see how alarmed you are.
41:15And trust me, I felt the same way as you. I was livid. But we overcome it. We went to therapy.
41:22We talked and we got through a lot of things. How about this thing? I'm just finishing up work
41:30right now. So how about I just come over and I'll tell you this in person and we can figure this out
41:34together because I know what it's like because I've been through it. We have, we have a lot of
41:39figuring out to do right now. Okay. It's fine. I'll be over in a couple of minutes. Okay. All right.
41:43Thank you. So where can I start? We went through this. You remember? Yes. Remember how uncool I was? Yes. We were very uncool. We came so far. We have. All right.
42:11It's the dice. So I know this is alarming. I'm assuming you walked in on a, as you said,
42:20cunnilingus. That's what I like to call it. And I experienced the same thing because this one
42:27here likes to do that. And trust me, I was alarmed too. And I lost my shit a little bit.
42:37And then we had a talk. We went to therapy. And I realized that she is just sexually exploring.
42:47It's a natural thing. She's exploring her body. She's exploring other bodies. And she's becoming
42:53one with herself. And it's a little weird at first.
42:56No, Mr. James, your daughter's a whore. I mean, I thought the same thing. But now I've come
43:03to accept it. And you're right. She is a little bit of a whore. Aren't you, darling?
43:08Yeah. But we all are somewhat of whores, I would say. But especially at her age, I think it's
43:15they need to explore this, this, as you say, whoreness of themselves and just be free.
43:23And as I said, it might take some time. But I can assure you, you will be more comfortable
43:31with it than ever. And we became a lot closer. This board is a lot, lot closer.
43:36So it's, I'm trying to think what is the best way to really let you understand.
43:44Do you have any suggestions?
43:48I don't know. Maybe he could, you know, watch us so he can get a better understanding of
43:53where it is exactly that we're doing.
43:55I already saw you guys.
43:56Hey, no, no, no. But you need to, you need to take it from a, breathe. You need to take
44:02it from an outside perspective and just let them see how they go from start to finish.
44:07Would you be okay with it?
44:08Because I guess you're feeling this, this urge inside you, you know? Just how she was
44:18last year. I mean, she is a year older than you, so.
44:21What do you think, Dad?
44:23Just give it a try.
44:25What would your mother think about this?
44:26I don't know, but she's not here right now.
44:28Why don't, why don't you go give us some encouragement, you know?
44:35Yeah?
44:37Just, just, just, just, just relax.
44:39It's okay.
44:40It's fine.
44:40It's fine.
44:41Okay.
44:42Let's just.
44:46Just look at this with an open light.
44:47Just look at this with an open light.
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