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00:30I wish I was in the land of God knows that they're not for God.
00:34Look away, look away, look away down upon the Swarney River.
00:42Far, far away.
01:00That's real swing, boys.
01:02Now to introduce our characters.
01:04First, a little lady.
01:06Tell us your name, honey.
01:07I'm a secure dog, and I live at 24155 Street.
01:11I'm in the first grade, and I can spell cat, a C-A, a cat, a C-A, a cat, a C-A.
01:19Well, anyway, I can spell dog, D-O-G, dog.
01:22And I got a dolly, and I got a teddy bear, and I got lace on my panties, too.
01:27You want to see?
01:28Hey, hold on.
01:29No, no, no, no.
01:31Remember, you're a big girl.
01:34Now all we want to know is your name.
01:36Believe her, you dope!
01:39Hmm, temperamental, these actresses.
01:43Hey, girlie, step out of that shadow and introduce yourself to the folks here.
01:49Ah, it's Tom's face.
01:52That's cute.
01:53And here comes old Uncle Tom now.
01:56Getting kind of feeble.
01:58Just look at those old knees shaking.
02:00Brother, my knees ain't shaking.
02:02I'll check it.
02:03Bloody hell.
02:04And next, hey, gal, give us the lowdown.
02:10My name's Liza, and I'm from Dixie.
02:13You're all from Dixie, gal?
02:15Uh-huh.
02:16Are you from Dixie?
02:18Of course I'm from Dixie.
02:19Why, tell I'm from the south.
02:22Well, so am I.
02:24Go on.
02:26Right there.
02:27I have a look at the world.
02:28That means that this is fun.
02:30Ha, ha, ha.
02:31Anyway.
02:34And now, the viper of all vipers.
02:42Hello, hello, everybody, everybody.
02:47And last but not least, the hound.
02:52Hmm.
02:52Looks like a sit-down strike.
02:54Hey, boys, say a word to the folks.
02:57Hello.
02:57Well, that's that.
03:02Now, on with the show.
03:04Are you ready, little Eva?
03:06You said it, duck tall and poor-legged.
03:11And you, cutie?
03:13Anytime you're all safe, Professor.
03:16Oh, do you want to be an actor?
03:18Oh, no, no, no.
03:20Oh, so, so, so, so.
03:22How about it, Liza?
03:24Yeah, man.
03:26All set, Simon, Simon?
03:28The sooner, the sooner.
03:31You sit down as ready?
03:34Yeah, I guess so.
03:36There ain't nothing else to do.
03:39Here we go.
03:40Camera.
03:51Hey, Uncle Tom, here comes LaGree.
04:08My body might belong to you, but my soul belongs to Warner Brothers.
04:21Stop, stop, stop.
04:29We'll buy the nice old man.
04:33Here's your contract.
04:36But remember, if you fall behind in your payments, I take him back.
04:43So Topsy and Eva take Uncle Tom home.
04:47Happily, happily, happily.
04:51My, my, how time does fly.
04:59Looks like bad news, folks.
05:04Let's see now.
05:08Topsy and Eva.
05:10Their payments three months past you?
05:14Well, I'll fix that.
05:18Uh-oh, he's headed their way.
05:20You can bet the vipers up to no good.
05:23I'd better warn the kid.
05:26Jigger's kid, here's Uncle Tom.
05:27Here comes LaGree.
05:30Up the daisy.
05:38Where's Uncle Tom?
05:41We don't know.
05:43So there.
05:44So there.
05:45All right.
05:48I'll find him.
05:50And when I do.
05:57Getting warm.
05:59Getting warmer.
06:00Warmer.
06:02Warmer.
06:03Warmer.
06:03Warmer.
06:04Boy, you're burning up.
06:16Tell me where Uncle Tom is, or I'll whip you within an inch of your life.
06:22There's your cue, Liza.
06:25There they go.
06:28You're off at Charleston.
06:29Liza out in front by three lanes.
06:30It looks like LaGree is left at the post.
06:41LaGree is acting up badly.
06:46At the quarter, Liza by 12 lanes.
06:48LaGree coming up fast on the outside.
06:52LaGree is increasing her lead.
06:53She's a dark horse in his race.
06:56LaGree is still running last.
06:57Uh-oh.
06:59No ice down the river.
07:01Relax, Liza.
07:02Now, don't get excited.
07:05Don't get excited.
07:07It's starting.
07:07It's starting.
07:08I'm not starting.
07:11LaGree is gaining fast.
07:12Hey, Liza.
07:13There's some ice.
07:14But Liza rides again.
07:32Liza's on the green coming up fast on the outside.
07:35Liza driving hard.
07:37They're in the stretch.
07:42Liza threw her rider.
07:44And the winner is Uncle Tom.
07:49Looks like the old boy has collected on his Social Security.
07:59Well, Uncle Tom, where did you get all that money?
08:04Come on, there, seven.
08:15There you have the story of Uncle Tom's Bungalow.
08:19Or have you?
08:20quiers are there.
08:20Bye.
08:21Bye.
08:23Bye.
08:37Bye.
08:37Bye.
08:37Bye.
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