Love Island Australia Season 7 Episode 4

Short Tastes

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00:00Ten Islanders, two bombs, equals a villa full of...

00:09You know what? Let's just roll the recap.

00:21Like, I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

00:24Stop it, yeah.

00:25If she was to couple up with you, like, how would you be feeling?

00:29Gabby and Lacey jostled over Gotham.

00:32I mean, Jumpum, Jumpum.

00:35No, it's not even that. It's Jotham.

00:38Kids came between Zack and Bailey...

00:41I feel like so blindsided.

00:42...before Zack came between Ross and Sian.

00:45I definitely felt jealous.

00:49Then, new bomb Mick...

00:51Hola, senoritas!

00:53Hi!

00:54Had the girls squealing...

00:57It's about time that you bring an atomic bomb in this bitch.

01:01And the boys really...

01:03He didn't even say hello to me.

01:05He got teeth for days, doesn't he?

01:07Big pearly whites on the fella.

01:09Coming in with a shirt that I don't know if I'd wear.

01:12You and me, we got bad luck.

01:18Tonight!

01:22A shock text!

01:24Tomorrow, Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, and somebody will be dumped.

01:29The whole house energy is just like...

01:33The tension is palpable.

01:35He could just point his finger in any direction, and it's like, oof, crap.

01:39The ball's in your court, and you have to make it clear to Gabby and I.

01:45I don't want to go home.

01:47I do feel a genuine connection with Jonathan.

01:51Damn it.

01:52That's not his name.

01:54Before buried secrets...

01:56This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.

02:01Whoa!

02:02This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM.

02:07What?

02:08Dig up a whole load of trouble.

02:11No!

02:12Woo!

02:13Woo!

02:14Woo!

02:15Woo!

02:16Woo!

02:17Woo!

02:18Woo!

02:19Woo!

02:20Woo!

02:21Woo!

02:22I could already see his grave.

02:24He really did just dig his own grave there.

02:38I'm fucking here, baby.

02:39I'm coming!

02:40Hello, doing a job!

02:41I'm taking a look.

02:42Hello.

02:43How are you?

02:44How are you?

02:45Oh my god!

02:46He's so hot!

02:47That guy is the hottest man in this villa.

02:48Hi, Sebby.

02:49Hello!

02:50Hi, Sebby!

02:51Hello!

02:52Did you say hello to me?

02:53I've used a bag!

02:54I'm Bailey.

02:55Oh, cool!

02:56What's your name?

02:57I'm Mich.

02:58Mich!

02:59I like you, you!

03:00Hi, Bauly.

03:01Hello!

03:02Hi, Bauly!

03:03Hi, Bauly!

03:04Hello!

03:05Hello?

03:06How are you?

03:07I'm Mich!

03:08they're cool thank you I need to go talk to our girls let's go

03:21Mick is about to shake everything up we went on a date and we went to like it

03:29was literally just like a cute little vibe and there was like two seats and

03:33champagne like Drake dating at all at the same time it went so well like

03:40everything just flowed yeah he seems like he's like chill like what did you ask

03:45him like what were the questions you asked him on his job like what he's

03:48interesting he's kind he's into kind of anyone wait yeah babe

03:54to meet when he said to us he likes a girl like he likes a woman that I can tell

03:58him what to do and I was like oh my god Bailey hey sorry wait are you going to

04:04him I think me and him yeah so Yana do you like him I do like

04:12yeah do you think that he's vibing you he's definitely vibing they were like I

04:16fucking did you like that I don't know I kind of did like it I can't do myself

04:22smiling stop go down bad girl bad girl stop hey feeling bro how the day how's

04:32your day mate I was a bit nervous I was like bro isn't it because all of them at

04:35once I'm like oh shit who'd you get vibing yeah who'd you like I mean not both nice

04:41yeah yeah the good answer oh yeah that's a good that's a good answer what what's the

04:47honest one I was getting a bit of I fucking from what's it with the brunette

04:50running it Yana yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she was I fucking me a bit I had a

04:59bit of a connection with Yana I liked how she was looking I mean the date you

05:02know she give me the eyes she was chatting like she liked me a bit who's coming over

05:05there hey yeah but that's it that's all that happened just I fucking you know

05:10there's nothing else I'm not gonna let anybody get it over me so I'm gonna go

05:13back out there and and get serious with Yana and and start making shit happen

05:17with her bro act cool don't do the nervous willy tickle god damn it I'm gonna go

05:23fucking see how my chick went nice to meet your bar I'll be back

05:30Cooper's just been a bit restless all day hey like I was asking him how he feels

05:35that you're gone and he actually said he was sweating a little bit he's nervous

05:38because you're really on his mind the most I got a really good vibe from him that he's

05:43like so about you he's did I just ate a fly maybe it's protein you go for a job

05:51you want to chat where do you want to go we'll go down to the fire pit did you miss me when I was

05:57gone yeah I was stressing big time oh really oh really yeah it felt really good that um Cooper was

06:06feeling a bit jealous about me being on the date like do the math like if he's stressing like that

06:12means that he must really like me yeah no well I think our date went really well like it was like

06:18quite fun like it was a bit exciting said that you are fucking we were I fucking it was kind of

06:28getting like revved up over me like I don't know I really liked that got me excited my fingers like

06:37at this point I was like you're like who I favor even like especially after today after chatting

06:43everyone judging that I can't wipe the smile off my face I think I'm officially catching feelings for

06:50Cooper so I was on the date and he asked me about my couple and I honestly I felt a bit of guilt like

06:57you know a part of me like felt like I was like cheating I was like yeah it feels wrong it feels wrong

07:02wrong it does like it was weird so I'm pretty much a fuck girl because I want Mick and now I want Cooper

07:08I'm done I can assure you all she is not done I also saw a lot of people online saying Mick looks

07:23Italian I can again assure you there is nothing Italian about him whatsoever I grew up in I grew up in

07:30a pizza shop so I was like born in the back of a pizza shop really like your mom gave birth to you

07:35in a pizza shop like not so close but like kind of yeah like pretty much but yeah I love pizza yeah

07:41um Mick how was your date well dates should I say it was good yeah funny what's your usual type

07:48well my first girlfriend was blonde my second was brunette oh so I don't know you never know

07:54I like eye contact so like if a girl looks at me and I can like see it in her eyes that she's like

07:58looking at like the energy's there okay then that's what I lean towards yeah Mick is definitely

08:04hot I don't think any of the boys here in the villa have like real sex appeal like that um womanizer

08:10type energy he's definitely giving that you're giving Fabio are you Italian? Fabio like Fabio is

08:14Fabio he's got like a massive jawed on him. It's giving Italian. It's giving Italian. Fabio. Not far from

08:19yeah yeah well this is like this outfit's a bit like. It's very Italian. Yeah yeah well the girl is quite pretty

08:24I think I kind of got my eye on Isabelle a bit. I know she's dating Connor but um might have to steal

08:32your girl brother. Wait we should go over like our situations. Yeah I don't know. Yeah well you go.

08:38Okay so I'm coupled up with Zach. He's actually broken up with me this morning. He broke up with you?

08:43Because I've explicitly told him that kids have not been something that I'm interested in.

08:47He was the only connection I had in here so I'm a little butthurt in the fact that I have nobody

08:51to flirt with anymore. Please please. Please Mick I hope that you pull me for a chat. I don't want

08:58to come across too big you know I would love for him to pull me in front of everyone you know I don't

09:03want to be like the hungry like lonely kitten. Thank you. Oh shit. Oh my god. I got you.

09:12What about it? Islanders tomorrow Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with dot dot dot

09:21and somebody will be dumped. Hashtag bombs away. Oh my goodness. Somebody will be dumped tomorrow.

09:29Oh my god. No. My heart sinks to my asshole. I'm fucking scared.

09:37Baby don't be afraid. This is my last 24 hours with somebody or it could be my last 24 hours

09:45with everybody. I don't like that. Bro that's hectic. So one of the two single people left

09:54will get dumped like boy or girl maybe. Fuck. The whole house energy is just like the tension

10:02is palpable. What a fucking world we're living in. My idea is just don't trust and just whatever

10:08happens happens right. Yeah but you've just you've only got here like. I get to pick so everyone just relax. You yeah you're excited because you don't earn a passion. You don't get chatting to everyone. I've got time. Don't rush me.

10:20So I've got my work cut out for the next 24 hours but I do think I will make the right decision.

10:25Am I afraid to send one of them home? Can't really say I am mate.

10:29We'll just get it started.

10:42With 24 hours to our first dumping it's time for Mick to get his graft on. Downstairs preferably Mick. That's where the girls are. Don't be shy. Excellent. Now hard left. Left.

10:54The chase man. I'm all about the chase. I like the chase. So it's like just get in there. Fucking talk to everyone.

11:03I've got some talking to do. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm hopping myself up in this bitch. I'm feeling good baby.

11:09Might even tuck the glasses on. Get in there.

11:13I don't know. I won't have a bit of glass. It's too much. It's too much.

11:18Hi Bob. Hey. How you feeling doll?

11:20Just having a little bit of a squeeze you know. Ah. Scouting.

11:26I think I'm right now I'm leaning towards Isabel. I've got to be honest.

11:29But I just need to kind of pull her away for a chat soon. But everyone's kind of together.

11:37Fucking guy keeps taking my girl man.

11:43She's got a guy that she's talking to. I don't know how she feels about that guy yet. So I've got to pull her away for a chat.

11:50And I'll do it. In due time. All right.

11:54But just um.

11:56Yeah.

11:58Oh this is off to a very interesting start.

12:01Yeah not much.

12:03I get going yo.

12:06You want to go have a chat?

12:08Sure.

12:09We can go have a chat.

12:09Bailey. Bailey I like a tooth. A tooth jam is cool. But um. She's got a bit of pizzazz you know.

12:15I don't know something about her. I just. I like her look.

12:17What?

12:17Oh boy.

12:18Huh?

12:18You're going to the fire pit.

12:19No we're done.

12:20Okay.

12:21You're done.

12:21I want to finish.

12:22What?

12:23Are we going like that?

12:24Don't be like that.

12:26Be like what?

12:27I high-fived him.

12:28So.

12:29We have a little bit of awkward energy me and him. You have to understand.

12:31Yeah I can see that now.

12:32All right.

12:33So tell me a bit about you.

12:34Like I want to get to know you.

12:35Me?

12:36Yeah.

12:37I'm quite boring you know.

12:38I just avoid the night to fire.

12:39I don't think you're boring.

12:40The outfit's definitely not boring.

12:41The outfit's not boring so.

12:42The outfit's not boring yeah yeah.

12:43Well like this is just like.

12:44This is something you know.

12:45You just threw it on.

12:46Yeah the same one.

12:47Whatever.

12:48I put a bit of effort in.

12:49You're like just wait and see.

12:50Put it come in.

12:51Make an impact.

12:52Alright.

12:53Impact.

12:54Instant.

12:55I ain't got the grills so.

12:56I'm like.

12:57Yeah I'm happy I wore them tonight.

12:58Oh they look good.

13:00I like that style.

13:01Yeah.

13:02I've had the worst day like.

13:04I've woken up cuddling a man.

13:06Who then dumped me.

13:07Was kissing girls in front of me.

13:10Like and now I'm having the best day.

13:12Because the sexiest bomb has come through the door.

13:15My time in here has been.

13:17I've had like a crazy roller coaster.

13:19Like I've been begging you to have fun.

13:21You're being stressing out.

13:22You're not having fun.

13:23No I've been trying to like giggle with everyone.

13:24And everyone's just like stressed out.

13:25This is fun.

13:26I'm having.

13:27This is the most fun I've had all night.

13:28Really?

13:29Yeah.

13:30Why are you shaking?

13:35Nervous?

13:36I'm a little nervous.

13:37Are you?

13:38Yeah.

13:39Why?

13:40Because I think you're really handsome.

13:42That's nice.

13:43Yeah.

13:44You're welcome.

13:45You look nice too.

13:47Um.

13:48No I'm speechless.

13:49Remended.

13:50Now you're a little bit shocked too.

13:51Yeah I don't know what to say.

13:52I'm going up right now but like I don't want any of this.

13:56I only want more up.

13:58I'm pretty slow when I'm like a little bit like blown away.

14:02Blown away?

14:03Yeah.

14:04From what?

14:05You.

14:06Why?

14:07You're great.

14:08I think you're great.

14:09You're cool too.

14:10Thanks.

14:11Yeah.

14:12I've enjoyed it.

14:13You can just sense that there's like a little chemistry there.

14:18Like I kind of think we both know that it's going to be pretty nice between us.

14:25You and me.

14:26You and me.

14:27You and me.

14:28Wanna give you my love.

14:30How did you say that?

14:31Do I have a chat?

14:32Yeah.

14:33What?

14:35What?

14:36No they're going to have a little chat.

14:39Um.

14:40Cause they're in the um.

14:41They're in the love triangle.

14:42Ah true.

14:43Yeah.

14:44Shout out of the way.

14:45Mmhmm.

14:46Olympic swimmer Zach dived in and kissed Sharon in front of Ross.

14:51He's waded into a love triangle and feeling buoyant.

14:55But he's treading lightly with Ross who's just trying to stay afloat.

15:00Swimming puns guys.

15:01Come on.

15:02When you guys kissed I was like alright this is kind of real and I need to like up my game.

15:06But you played it fucking so well bro.

15:08You think so?

15:09Yeah.

15:10If like the way you handled me kissing it I didn't try to do it in front.

15:15I was right there eh.

15:16I was like oh.

15:17I think I would just like Ross made it like to be a bit more um communicative like.

15:22Yeah.

15:23Communicative.

15:24Is that a word?

15:25Yeah.

15:26Yeah.

15:27Um.

15:28Learn something everyday.

15:29Big words.

15:30Yeah.

15:31Like Zach is.

15:32Yeah.

15:33Zach's been a lot more open.

15:34He's been a lot more open, confident and like go get it.

15:36Yeah.

15:37So if Ross still wants to be in a couple with me and he needs to step up and he needs to

15:42tell me that that's what he wants.

15:44Just to know that I'm heading in the right direction I'm not putting too many eggs in

15:47his baskets if he's not interested when I could be pursuing things with Zach more.

15:52That's your two man down there.

15:53I know right.

15:54I don't want to turn around.

15:55That once?

15:57They're having their little boys joke.

15:59I think we've been very mature about this.

16:01So do I.

16:02Us two as the oldies.

16:03Honestly bro.

16:04I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.

16:07We're the unks of the villa bro.

16:08I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.

16:10We're the unks of the villa.

16:11I don't feel like I'm going against you.

16:12I feel like we're both going to do our thing with her.

16:14Yeah.

16:15And if she chooses, she chooses.

16:16She chooses, she chooses.

16:17And I'd be stoked for you if she went for you.

16:19But, yeah, I want it to be me.

16:21Yeah.

16:22Yeah, you want it to be you.

16:23Exactly bro.

16:24Exactly.

16:25What about us, lady?

16:27What about sleeping on her, honey?

16:29What about us?

16:35Lacey is finally having a chat with her partner Gotham.

16:38Blossom.

16:39Possum.

16:40That guy.

16:41Hello, hello.

16:42It's been so, so long.

16:44Hey.

16:45How are you doing?

16:46How are you feeling, babes?

16:47Gabby, how are you feeling?

16:49Great.

16:50Do you have your mind set?

16:51I know who I'm picking.

16:55Tell me, what's on your mind?

16:57Everything.

16:58Everything.

16:59I don't know about you, but this whole day I've been like kind of not a vibe.

17:04Yeah.

17:05I feel like my energy's been down.

17:06Like your energy or like you're talking about our energy?

17:09I think our energy.

17:10Yeah.

17:11My energy's been down because of our energy.

17:13Because of our energy.

17:14Yeah.

17:15You know what I mean?

17:16Like I feel like I've got like not a lot from you.

17:19Hmm.

17:20Hmm.

17:21It's like for me, for me I guess right now it's like I nearly put the ball in your court.

17:30But the ball is not in my court, babe.

17:33It's in your court.

17:34Mm-hmm.

17:35So Gabby is 99% gonna pick you.

17:39Mm-hmm.

17:40Okay.

17:41The ball's in your court and you have to make it clear.

17:43Yeah.

17:44To, you know, Gabby and I.

17:47Someone is going home.

17:48And if Gabby chooses me, that could be Lacey.

17:52I want to be open to everything.

17:54But if being open means that Lacey's gone, then that's not what I want.

18:00Getting close on.

18:02Oh my God, I'm like, Lacey.

18:05You are my pick.

18:06Really?

18:07Mm-hmm.

18:08I made my decision, you know, you are my pick.

18:12You are my, my number one girl.

18:17Are you feeling a bit more reassured now?

18:32I don't want to go home.

18:41I do feel a genuine connection.

18:44And with Jonathan.

18:47Damn it.

18:48That's not his name.

18:53Wow.

18:54Good shot, babe.

18:55Good shot, hey.

18:56Good shot.

18:57Good shot.

18:58I have to pull Gabby's rich out now.

18:59Yeah.

19:00Yeah.

19:01Yeah, yeah.

19:02Yeah.

19:03She has to hear it from me first, you know?

19:04Mm-hmm.

19:05Yeah, I think so.

19:06You should probably go through the heart.

19:07Mm-hmm.

19:11Coming up.

19:12Digging for secrets.

19:15This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.

19:18His balls must be blue.

19:21Uncovers very hard truths.

19:25That's doghouse, babe.

19:27Woo!

19:28I might as well be a dead man after this.

19:31Hot nurse Connor has the hots for hot girl Isabel.

19:32And while he knows when to change a bandage, a compress and an IV line, no problem, he is less certain around lip gloss.

19:46How often do you reapply that stuff?

19:47Is it just something to do?

19:48How do you put it on?

19:49Women.

19:50Because I always do that.

19:51Why do boys do that?

19:52Why do boys do that?

19:53I just feel like that's what you've got to do.

19:54Hey, I saw that.

19:55I saw that.

19:56They're doing makeovers.

19:57Do you want to do my make-ups, babe?

19:58Don't look.

19:59Private.

20:00You're a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend.

20:01That's crazy.

20:02Sorry.

20:03Not the B word.

20:04So far in the villa I've had these big jumps on the side of her house.

20:07How much time do you reapply that stuff?

20:08How can you reapply that stuff?

20:09Is it just something to do?

20:10How do you put it on?

20:11I know.

20:12How do you put it on?

20:13Why do boys do that?

20:14I just feel like that's what you got to do.

20:15Hey, I saw that.

20:16Hey boys.

20:17I saw that.

20:18They're doing makeovers.

20:19Do you want to do my make-ups, babe?

20:20Don't look.

20:21Private.

20:22You're a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend.

20:25That's crazy.

20:26Sorry.

20:27not the b-word so far in the villa i've had a really nice effortless calm experience with

20:34connor i haven't felt this way in a very long time fall too fast and hit the ground

20:43but maybe i want to find out with you

20:57i like you it's good kiss like a great kiss

21:07that's what i want to say now i don't need any for a little bit or do i

21:12no we're gonna do a touch up that was our first kiss since the challenge we just kind of forgot

21:17where we were and we're just kind of in the moment we were really enjoying each other's company and

21:21like feels like it's meant to be we came for cuddle tonight yeah

21:31we're getting freaky though having kissed lacey jotham that's j-o-t-h-a-m jotham needs to chat

21:40to gabby just as soon as she's finished today's english lesson what's adultery treating never

21:48heard of that before could i please steal you for a chat hey me yes yes please okay all right all

21:54right should we go down five here yeah i'll be down thank you that's all right how did everything go

22:02with lacey yeah where were you guys we were just by the tp yeah he's gonna tell her he's not into her

22:09no that's not for real i reckon the the energy he would he would have just he would have just had

22:14a chat with lacey and lacey's probably giving him an ultimate american and a niece my big thing that i

22:20was talking to her about and we explained yesterday that was we very much wanted to get to know everyone

22:25yeah in the recoupling like i said to you like i would be happy to recouple with you as long as like

22:30we could keep our options open yeah um and you know i just kind of explained to her then that

22:40still in all the conversations i've had like she's my first pick yeah like we did we'd click strong

22:48we did end up kissing so yeah i wanted to let you know that but yeah that's fine yeah i thought like

22:54thanks for telling me yeah i wanted to tell you let you know yeah kind of where my head was at with that

22:59yeah jotham's done a big 180. completely different to the man that i went on a date with but sure

23:11should we go join everyone yeah all right good yeah i'm glad we had that chat yeah thanks for letting

23:16you know of course that's negative vibes hey hey tense vibes guys going on literal crickets okay i'm just gonna

23:35like all right

23:40this is where we say goodbye this is where we draw the line

23:46know that i've been torn into and you could do whatever you like did you leave your phone right yeah

23:55yeah yeah yeah

23:56what's wrong i've literally only just left you and you were like beaming yeah it's like what's wrong

24:09i just feel like i'm like i just feel like i'm way too much for everyone here like you are not too much

24:15for anyone here you know what the answer is they are not enough for you you're not too much but they are not

24:22enough for you babe babe what's what's caused this jotham just like took me for a chat and he just said

24:32like oh like me and lacy had a good chat and like he's like we had a kiss like i wanted to tell you and

24:38like i literally couldn't even like hold a fucking like i was just like did he just leave i was just

24:42like thanks for telling me and then i just walked off like what am i meant to say like

24:45i just feel like so stupid like you're feeling like he's your strongest connection and then

24:51he's gone and done that with lacy yeah and it's fine like they're in a couple like they can do that

24:55but i just feel like dumb girl they're all playing it safe in their couple or whatever and i don't

25:02want you to take that personally because i think they're all scared yeah he's literally a boy from

25:09the go-kurs like why am i like crying right now no i'm pissed off the fuck i'm fine

25:18and that's why i love her hashtag second win hashtag gabby is back i'm a bad

25:25bitch like i'm not like a bummy little girl like i have my together and i know who the

25:31i am i'm just going to keep going for the person that i do find the most attractive and that i think

25:37i have a connection with so what you're going to do is you're going to keep being you you're

25:42going to stomp around your boots all around the villa tits out pussy out hot as

25:46shit bro we're way too baddy for these men i know let's do a little strut

25:51we're too bad we're too bad we're too bad five minutes after mental breakdown

25:56now that jotham has ended things with gabby as requested by lacy surely lacy only has eyes for him

26:03and him alone i kind of just want to lay down kind of like what what do you want to lay can we just

26:08lay down on a towel oh yeah the conversation with mick honestly caught me by surprise i wasn't expecting

26:15that oh i like your belt i didn't even like see that yeah it's pretty cool it's from that it's cool

26:22my pants aren't dirty by the way it's just look no yeah no i got that vibe and the rings

26:26yeah how are you doing how you feeling what's up my guy you were going for ages man so what are you

26:38liking a guy what i like in a guy i like a directive leader someone like you know like just uses their

26:48brain i don't want to have a boss yeah like i'm a boss bitch yeah i am yeah i've been intimidated

26:56oh really i think so do i intimidate you seeing lacy with me i don't know what the hell is going on

27:03here like like literally not 10 minutes ago she's riding me like a horse and you know we're sharing a

27:09little kiss but here she is watching the stars with with him like what the hell lacy i'm like i'm one

27:16one or two you're lazy yeah i think so i've got a beat around yeah fair enough fair enough

27:30have you taken any pics do you want to take a pic you've been taking some selfies

27:38i don't know if she's she's out here playing games trying to make me jealous or maybe she's really

27:42interested but i don't do the toxic stuff so this is the dark lips it's a vibe oh my god sorry sorry

27:53darling got my got my like one like like dude tomorrow mick has to pick someone you know that

28:00yeah so like what if what if you i mean what if he does pick lazy

28:05it does make me question the conversation i've had with gabby and i'm wondering if i regret it

28:32what is

28:38in this house

28:52have you ever been in love

28:55The scariest thing I've ever done

28:58Oh, my God, have I had a night.

29:01As night falls and the Islanders get ready for bed

29:03by cleaning out their ears and picking dry skin,

29:06Zach goes for a Jotham and Lacey deep dive.

29:10Because he's a swimmer.

29:11So, where does Jotham stand with Lacey then?

29:14Fuck no.

29:16What better person to ask?

29:18Where do you stand with Lacey now? You just fine?

29:21I mean, I guess my only worry would be if he picked her.

29:24But...

29:24That would be a concern.

29:26That would be my concern.

29:28He could just point his finger in any fucking direction

29:30and we're just like, oof, great.

29:34Oh, babe, you look so good.

29:37Real, real, real, real, real.

29:40Do you smell fresh?

29:42Fresh.

29:44Fresh is it easy?

29:45So, does anyone snore or...?

29:47I think everyone does a little bit.

29:49Oh, my God.

29:51What's going on?

29:53I don't want to wait to talk.

29:54I'm in my mask.

29:55Baby, I don't care.

29:57I'm really confused.

29:59With Mick, there was a connection where I felt like I could sit there and talk to him for hours.

30:04Whereas, like, with Cooper, I feel like we have really good chat and really good banter,

30:10but, like, it's for, like, two seconds.

30:12No ex-girlfriends ever told you if you snore?

30:14Not really, no.

30:15Oh.

30:16Tomorrow I steal someone, so who the fuck am I taking with me?

30:20That's the question on my mind.

30:22Thanks for having me, guys.

30:23It's been great, okay, so far.

30:24Thanks for being here.

30:26If anyone wants to talk to me tomorrow, let me know.

30:29It's scattered.

30:31The Riker will be chosen.

30:32Let me assure you that.

30:33I'm just scared, like, I don't want to be knowing.

30:38I don't want to see.

30:45What are you having to be scared about?

30:46The dumping.

30:48The dumping?

30:49Yeah.

30:49Because it's not so big.

30:51Yeah.

30:51It's her big.

30:53Yeah.

30:55Which might happen to the other chat here?

30:57With her big?

30:59It was great.

31:02Mm-hmm.

31:04I don't know.

31:06But, um, I don't think they make me.

31:12I don't think so.

31:13Yeah, I guess I don't know either.

31:18But now we're both in a similar situation.

31:21Yeah.

31:23Shut up!

31:26You're, like, talking.

31:27You're not even whispering.

31:28I can hear you, bro.

31:29Wait.

31:30Wait, really?

31:31Yeah.

31:32Oh.

31:33I've got fucking earplugs in, and I can still hear you motherfucking.

31:36Everyone shut the fuck up, all right?

31:38Let me sleep.

31:39It's a very good whisper, guys.

31:41So I stare up to the sun up

31:45Waiting for the sign

31:48Do I cross your mind?

31:51Don't wanna find another

31:54Trying to forget

31:58But if I let go

32:00I let go when I see you again

32:12Everybody shut up, Moon!

32:24Another day in glorious Spain!

32:27The culture, the scenery, the food, the people!

32:30Such splendour and elegance!

32:34Well, elegance is subjective.

32:38In the villa, the islanders soak up a night's worth of bodily gases

32:43in a poorly ventilated room.

32:45It's bad in there, guys. They can barely breathe.

32:48Listen!

32:52Oi!

32:54It's actually not that bright, eh?

32:57Good morning!

32:58Good morning!

32:59Good morning!

33:00Rise and shine!

33:02Good morning, Mick.

33:03Good morning.

33:04How was your first sleep?

33:05Amazing.

33:06We fell asleep peddling.

33:07Did we?

33:08I don't remember falling asleep, but I do remember us peddling

33:10and that's the last thing I remember.

33:12Aw!

33:13Aw!

33:14Yeah, that was nice.

33:15Ross and I had some cuddles last night.

33:16It was a nice spoon.

33:17He's a little hesitant.

33:18Like, he's very careful.

33:19I don't think he's being mindful not to push any boundaries

33:22with, like, physical touch and being too grabby and stuff,

33:24so he's sort of just like, he's just like, oh, you know,

33:27it's really cute, actually.

33:29Critics say that this show objectifies the girls,

33:32so we've decided to take action and objectify the boys instead.

33:37Ah!

33:38Shit!

33:39Morning, handsome.

33:40What do?

33:41Good morning, Mallorca.

33:42It's been an interesting morning so far.

33:43Fucking Terminator coming past me, mid-soap.

33:55Mi amigo.

33:58I like what I saw.

34:05Nick's got a really nice body, so it's kind of hard not to stare.

34:09Yeah.

34:10Try not to be a freak.

34:12I am the freak today.

34:15Indeed.

34:16Meanwhile, Olympic swimmer Zach is hoping to make a splash

34:19in the kitchen and impress Sian.

34:21Whilst he may never fertilise her eggs, he can at least cook her some.

34:26First one in the kitchen, I'm just going to make Sian brekkie.

34:28I just wanted to make her aware that, like,

34:30she's definitely the person that I like the most in here.

34:33A bit of effort can go a long way in here.

34:36You know what?

34:37Let's just whip up a little omelette.

34:43Zach was frying up a one-man kind of omelette,

34:46and I'm like, oh, sweet.

34:47Normally we do a communal thing,

34:48so that was like, oh, okay, he's just cooking for himself.

34:50Big appetite.

34:52Cheese!

34:53Some spinach, got some cheese, got a bit of bacon.

34:56Unfortunately, there was no avocado, but I was like, you know what?

35:01Chopped up a little banana, which I don't know if that was cool, but...

35:05Mmm!

35:06Five eggs, some salt and a banana.

35:08Take me to bed and show me your big bronze medal, handsome.

35:12I just wanted her to look at me like I can do those things.

35:19You know?

35:22Oh, what's that do?

35:24Shut up.

35:25Did he make you breakfast?

35:28Bailey, you asked for eggs if you bring me eggs.

35:30Bless.

35:31Oh, bless him.

35:32What a good boy.

35:36Morning, Olympian.

35:37Morning, guys.

35:38Sean, I made you a little omelette.

35:44Me?

35:45Yeah.

35:46Oh!

35:47Oh, thank you.

35:48That was very nice.

35:49Hope you have a nice day.

35:50Oh, that's so nice of you.

36:05I thought that was for you.

36:06No comment.

36:09Oh, that looks good, babe.

36:11Sean.

36:12I think, well...

36:14I looked downstairs at Jan and she's like, tucking into this omelette.

36:17And I was like, oh, shit.

36:20What do you guys reckon happening today?

36:22A lot.

36:24Poor Ross.

36:25Defeated by a salty Olympic omelette and a banana.

36:28I know.

36:29Why don't you work out with walking testosterone avalanche Jotham?

36:32He'll inspire you to be your strongest, most rugged self.

36:37How am I going to...

36:38Oh, yeah.

36:39Yeah, you ready?

36:40Oh, he's shaking.

36:41Oh, he's shaking.

36:42Wait, wait, wait.

36:43That was no warm up too.

36:44That was tough.

36:45Yeah.

36:46You want me to just piggyback?

36:47Yeah.

36:48Just piggybacking.

36:49All right, three.

36:50Ready, set, go.

36:51Oh, she's holding me.

36:52Go, squat.

36:53Oh!

36:54Oh!

36:55Oh, yes!

36:56Damn.

36:57I can do that too.

36:58Be lifted by a girl, I mean.

36:59Anyway, guess what happens next?

37:00Oh, shit.

37:01I got a text.

37:02Oh, shit.

37:03Damn it.

37:04My heart just sank.

37:05I'm scared.

37:06Islanders, ghosting is a sin, but today it's a challenge.

37:08Get ready to dig up some dirt on each other.

37:10You're about to be ghosted.

37:11Hashtag grave danger.

37:12Hashtag kiss and towel.

37:13Oh, my God.

37:14Yes!

37:15Yay!

37:16I got it!

37:17Wait, what?

37:18Hashtag kiss and towel?

37:19Can't wait to get some kisses.

37:20Everyone clean your teethy pegs.

37:23Use floss.

37:24Get kissing, brother.

37:25Ha, ha, ha!

37:26Let's go.

37:27Let's go.

37:28I ain't saying what I've done.

37:29You're done some shit, huh?

37:30Oh, yeah.

37:31Can you do it?

37:32Oh.

37:33I have fun.

37:34I can't do it.

37:35I can't do it.

37:36I can't do it.

37:37I can't do it.

37:38I can't do it.

37:40Oh, yeah.

37:41Hey, hey, hey I can't do it.

37:42Let me go, oh, yeah.

37:43Good behaviour.

37:44First challenge! Woo! First challenge! First challenge! Let's go!

37:52I'm keen to shake some shit up, I'm keen to shake my ass, and I'm keen to kiss some boys.

37:59Aww, the excited squeals before it all goes horribly wrong. I've missed this.

38:05First challenge! I fucking know this!

38:14SLO-MO RUNNING can only mean one thing! The first challenge of the season!

38:24It's the year of the wicked sins and there is none worse than ghosting!

38:29This is Ghosted! And it's boys versus girls!

38:35Our islander gravediggers will start with a sexy shovel dance...

38:42..before digging up some dirt on a fellow islander.

38:47This boy once told a girl he had a micro-penis to get out of a day!

38:52Woo-hoo! Very damaging for the brand.

38:55I think there's a few things you could say to girls to get out of hooking up with them

38:59before saying you've got a micro-penis.

39:01They decide who they think the secret belongs to...

39:04..and lock lips inside a cosy coffin!

39:08Woo-hoo!

39:10..before the spirits of Love Island's past reveal the true answer!

39:15Woo-hoo!

39:17I was lying.

39:18Oh, we all know you're telling the truth.

39:20The micro-penis story was a joke.

39:23Up next is Yana.

39:27This is Yana.

39:30Oh, shit!

39:33Come on, baby!

39:35Yay!

39:37This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.

39:42Whoa!

39:44That's a big gap, babes.

39:46That's like my mum.

39:47I think I know.

39:48I think it's good fun.

39:49I feel like I do.

39:50I think it's good fun.

39:51Yeah, it's good fun.

39:52Yeah!

39:53Go, girl!

39:54Woo!

39:55Woo!

39:56Woo!

39:57Woo!

39:58Woo!

39:59Woo!

40:00Woo!

40:01Woo!

40:02Woo!

40:03Woo!

40:04Woo!

40:05Show us how you make babies!

40:06Yes!

40:07Woo!

40:08Woo!

40:09Woo!

40:10Woo!

40:11It wasn't a bad little kiss.

40:12It was good to sort of remind each other that there's something there.

40:15Woo!

40:16I want to know who it was.

40:17Oh, my God.

40:18Oh, mighty Love Island spirit slash work experience Lucia!

40:21Reveal the answer!

40:22Oh!

40:23Woo!

40:24Woo!

40:25Woo!

40:26Woo!

40:27Woo!

40:28Woo!

40:29Woo!

40:30Woo!

40:31Woo!

40:32Woo!

40:33He's in some wrinkly old saggy vaginas.

40:35Wow!

40:36I was like 17 or 18.

40:38She was, yeah, past 50.

40:40Woo!

40:41Woo!

40:42I'm happy for him, you know.

40:44It sounded like he had a good time and I think he would have got some valuable life experience.

40:47It's getting down and dirty, babe.

40:58This boy has a third nipple.

41:00What?

41:01What?

41:02Oh.

41:03I know damn well who has a third nipple, but I'm going for the man that I want to kiss.

41:07I don't give a shit.

41:10Space, space.

41:12OK.

41:13She just wants the kiss.

41:15She just wants the kiss.

41:17I honestly was feeling a bit of sparks.

41:22I kind of just wanted all the other islanders to move away, because I think if there was

41:26no one there, things would have gone a lot further.

41:30Oh my God!

41:33Yeah, the kiss with Bailey was quite nice.

41:35You know, it would be nice to get to know her a bit more in the next few days, I think,

41:38for sure.

41:40Oh my God!

41:41Oh my God!

41:42Oh my God!

41:43Thank you, baby!

41:44Where's your nipple?

41:45Where is it?

41:46Where is it?

41:47Where is it?

41:48Right here!

41:49Who is it?

41:50I was born by the third nipple too.

41:51Where is it?

41:52And when I was born, they thought I was going to have three tits.

41:57Oh!

41:58Lacey looks good in that fit.

41:59Oh my God!

42:00This boy's body count is 10!

42:01That's pretty good!

42:02I know.

42:03I know.

42:04I know.

42:05I know.

42:06I didn't expect any of the boys coming on Love Island body count to be 10.

42:22I thought that this was literally where fuckboys come to play.

42:26Hmm.

42:27Which?

42:28My left tits is telling me Jotham and my right boobies telling me Connor.

42:33Maybe these two?

42:35Oh!

42:36Oh!

42:37Shit!

42:38And to be honest, I kinda just wanted to kiss them both.

42:45Oh!

42:46Yeah!

42:47Kiss is good.

42:48I can never get bored of kissing Lacey.

42:50Our biggest problem is knowing where to stop.

42:57Yeah, I've never waited in line for a kiss.

42:59Which is a bit weird.

43:09That made me feel quite uncomfortable.

43:11I was just like, mmmm.

43:13Woohoo!

43:14I've done like a few one night stands and they just, they're never for me.

43:23So I like, need the connection for it to be fun for me.

43:26Agree!

43:27Fair enough, babe.

43:28Fair enough.

43:29Connor's secret was a massive green flag.

43:31It made me much more confident in the connection that I have with Connor.

43:36This boy finds girls' ankles sexually arousing.

43:45What?

43:46I had no idea ankle fetishes were a thing, but you know, don't yuck someone's yum.

43:50Who fucking is the freak that likes ankles?

43:53Oh, no!

43:54Oh, no!

43:55Oh, no!

43:56Oh!

43:57Oh!

43:58Oh!

43:59Oh!

44:00The kiss for Zach was, like, it was good.

44:02It was very similar to the one that we had earlier, but I didn't get the fanny flutters.

44:06Whoa!

44:07Oh!

44:08Oh!

44:09Oh!

44:10Oh!

44:11Oh!

44:12Yeah!

44:13That is bizarre.

44:14I honestly can't explain it.

44:16Do you think he's broke up with me because of my ankles?

44:19I think these are pretty good.

44:26This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.

44:30Kind of made us a bit confused.

44:32Like, his balls must be blue.

44:35As blue as the Majorcan Ocean.

44:37No girlfriend for a year and a half?

44:40That's it.

44:41Say that.

44:49Get your lips off my man.

44:51Ew.

44:52I reckon, by far, hottest kiss.

44:54Like, he knows what he's doing.

44:57To have a kiss with her was nice off the back of our eye fucking last night on the date.

45:05That's hot.

45:06Let's change that.

45:11This boy's father was an Olympic swimmer.

45:21Ooh.

45:22Ooh.

45:23Wait, is it not Zach?

45:24Is it not Zach?

45:25The girls are all telling me all different names.

45:26But I just completely am blocking everyone else out.

45:28This is my moment to shine.

45:34I bet you want to be like me, I bet you want to be like me.

45:38I'm the bombshell, so I'm giving it my all with the guy that I have my eye on.

45:45Gabby's kiss took me by surprise. I was not ready, but I was loving it

46:00You sing Gabby the way that he did that's doghouse, babe

46:09Fire I can feel the heat oh my god

46:15Yeah

46:25If he gave me one thing he gave me good genes yeah, I can feel the daggers coming from Lacey. I might as well be a dead man after this

46:45Oh

46:55The islanders are halfway through their first challenge now. It's the boys turn to sexy dance

47:02I said sexy dance sack and dig up some dirt on the girls. This girl has a vibrator called Ophelia

47:09What the hell? Oh

47:11Is that a play on words? Ophelia?

47:13Oh, Ophelia

47:15I think the girl that has this vibrator must be very funny and intelligent and also is a girl that I kind of really want to kiss

47:22I feel like Zach's second kiss with Sian was a bit more direct and not related to the question

47:37The kiss was good and I definitely would want more for sure

47:47Oh mighty Ouija board slash work experience Lucia reveal Ophelia's true owner

47:54Okay, to explain it's actually nothing creative. It's just a name that it comes with on the box

47:58So I that's what we call it and all of the girls knows it's called Ophelia

48:01Sleigh Queen I love that for her you've got to always have a connection with your vibrator. It's a special thing doll

48:16This girl loves to call men daddy during sex

48:19Every single one of them daddy my big deal daddy mommy papi call me whatever you want. I like it

48:25Gotta be honest. I knew that wasn't Isabel, but I only wanted one kiss so I went for it

48:40Enjoyed my kiss with Isabel thought it was quite nice give it a solid 8.5 out of 10

48:45This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his dm. Oh

49:09Oh, shit

49:11What wait listen, I think it's shan taking 6k off a bloke for a dm is crazy

49:29I honestly picked Jana because I thought that she was the one that took 6k and the kiss was unreal stoked

49:35Oh the leg yeah, I did get a little bit jealous that has just sort of made me realize a bit more than no

49:41I I do actually like it

49:496 grand yeah a guy like I made him pay me 6 grand and then every time he wanted to reply he had to pay me

49:57$300 and he did you reply to mine for free

50:05This girl has shot and chopped up cows

50:15Man this answer could be anyone. Oh shit. He better pick you. I swear to God

50:20That skeleton do hmm

50:29The first kiss was so good. I had to come back for seconds

50:33I

50:47Could already see his grave his grave was already dug he really did just do his own grave that

50:54Yeah

50:56Or she fucking eyes that I think Jotham's in the dog house. It will have some explaining to do for sure. Thank you next

51:09My grandparents um had a farm so I I would got there and like yeah, so wrong one

51:15Oh

51:17No, that's bad because he should have kissed you

51:21Lacey is not happy. There are some some best stares coming from across the bench right now

51:28on his brave story and it would be

51:32Jotham

51:34minus Lacey

51:37I don't think Lacey is happy. We like the exact same guy, but it's Love Island

51:43I will claim him and he'll be mine

51:49See this is why I stopped digging up graves it always ends in drama and speaking of drama next time the bombs will steal and

51:58someone or some ones are getting dumped

52:03Next time

52:06Welcome to your first Love Island fire pit Gabby and Mick come and face your fellow islanders

52:12It's decision time the boy. I'd like to couple up with is

52:17The girl I'd like to couple up with this

52:22But if you're taught the sin of stealing was the only shock there's something else you all need tonight

52:30Strap in for an ending. No one sees coming

52:42You

52:44Into the

52:50To

52:54See you

52:55You

52:57You

52:59You

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