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Brutally self-aware, promiscuous love addict Stella Fox moves to New York after a devastating break-up and pursues disap | dG1fQV9TYURWaTVsZ00
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00:00I can always tell when I'm in love because I'm constantly angry and disappointed.
00:09Like, what do you want from the perfect paramour?
00:13All I'm really looking for in a guy is...
00:16I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
00:19Someone who's my height or taller, funny, handsome, successful, my best friend in the whole wide world.
00:25Do you have a condom?
00:26I hate condoms.
00:28Oh, you're the guy who hates condoms?
00:30I'm that guy.
00:31Isn't on social media, but likes all my posts.
00:34Your adventure's being single in New York City.
00:37I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
00:38Sends me flowers, adores me.
00:40Oh my God, who are you?
00:42Gets jealous, but like in a sexy, non-abusive kind of way.
00:46What the fuck, did you seriously just slap me?
00:50Doesn't hate women, enjoys my mood swings.
00:52Do you want a fork or something?
00:54I don't know.
00:54Isn't a cheater, with no living mother, sister, children, pets, plants, or female friends.
01:02Classic New York.
01:03Yes, it's classic New York.
01:04Oh my God, I've been trying to tell everybody, it is classic New York.
01:08I mean, is that too much to ask for?
01:10Not at all, you queen.
01:14Is this grooming?
01:15Am I grooming you?
01:16I don't think so.
01:17You'd have to have some sort of power over me.
01:19I'd say I have a lot more power over you.
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