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‘This Place is a Sh*thole’ is a darkly comic horror short by Will Wightman that distills the agony of living in over | dG1fbjZFSlRFQlhLRzA
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00:00I've been on the group chat like 15,000 times. I can't fucking do this anymore.
00:14No, this is mine.
00:16What's this? What's that? I don't even eat a peanut butter. What the fuck is that?
00:19No, that one thing is mine, but everything else is...
00:21Look at the drawing back. It looks like a game of compliance.
00:23Do you know who that is? What's his name? It is. That's Kelvin's.
00:26How could it be Kelvin? We haven't seen Kelvin in like six months.
00:29How could it be Kelvin? We're not doing this. We're all over.
00:31I'm all over. No, I can't. I can't live like this anymore.
00:35I can't live like this anymore. I can't live like this anymore.
00:38Look at it.
00:44What the fuck?
00:54What the fuck?
00:56Good luck. No, no, no.
00:59You can clean that up.
01:03Oh my god!
01:12Yes, no thanks.
01:18Take them out!
01:21Now you're not the fucking door.
01:22You always tell me to lock it!
01:23Please, please, please.
01:24You got the gun.
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02:12I don't know.
02:42It was really dark in there.
02:56Kelvin?
02:58What the fuck happened?
03:02I don't know, man.
03:06None of this space is mine.
03:12I don't know.
03:18Cause this place is a shithole.
03:21And all my flatmates are feral.
03:26I hate the smell of the plug hole.
03:31I've never seen so much black mold.
03:34Every time I come in here, I want to kill myself.
03:36It's literally so selfish.
03:39It's supposed to be a communal space.
03:40It's not a fucking ass.
03:42I can't believe I'm 25 years old and this is my actual life.
03:45I'm going to get a dysentery.
03:47You take it out.
03:49You take the bit.
03:49I'm not taking it out again.
03:50You take the fucking bit out.
03:52Take it out.
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