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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place or mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:27I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02No.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings...
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:15I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:51Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?!
00:10:08This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:32My son, he's immature.
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:40Just have a seat.
00:10:42And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy with my first match.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:12As if.
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:16I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So.
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:55What was this?
00:14:56Put it in the trash.
00:14:57This isn't trash.
00:14:58These are my sisters.
00:14:59She's an artist.
00:15:00So put them in your room.
00:15:01I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:03Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:04That's man thong.
00:15:05It's trademarked.
00:15:06Look.
00:15:07I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:08If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:13It's electric.
00:15:14Oh, by the way.
00:15:15This is gonna work.
00:15:16You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:17Gee, thanks.
00:15:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:20Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:21That's man thong.
00:15:22It's trademarked.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:25If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:29Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:55Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02Actually, we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like I always taught you.
00:16:09Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25Michelangelo?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shhh.
00:16:34Socialite Animal?
00:16:35Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:36How did you even meet?
00:16:37His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:38It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:39He's so toxic.
00:16:40Speak of the devil.
00:16:41Oh, yeah.
00:16:42You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:44This is a doctor's office.
00:16:45Amelia.
00:16:46Fancy Carlisle?
00:16:47Doctor's ready.
00:16:48We'll talk about this later.
00:16:49We'll talk about this later.
00:16:50It's...
00:16:51It's...
00:16:52It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:53It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:54He's so...
00:16:55Toxic.
00:16:56Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:59This is a doctor's office.
00:17:00Amelia.
00:17:01Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:02That's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Psst.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:06Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:07Doctor's ready.
00:17:08We'll talk about this later.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:18We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:41We'll talk about this later.
00:17:57Where did that come from?
00:18:02Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:05Whatever.
00:19:06Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous!
00:19:26Sweet dreams!
00:19:29I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:34How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:35Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:37How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:38Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:39See you later.
00:19:49And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:55Sorry.
00:19:56I had one too many to drink.
00:19:57It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:19:59How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:00Not now.
00:20:01My head's killing me.
00:20:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:03You better not.
00:20:04My head's killing me.
00:20:05No.
00:20:06I'm sorry.
00:20:07I'm sorry.
00:20:08I'm sorry.
00:20:09I'm sorry.
00:20:10I'm sorry.
00:20:11I've never had one too many to drink.
00:20:12It won't happen again.
00:20:13You better not.
00:20:15How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26roomie? Not now. My head's killing me. We need to talk about last night. No. What we need to do is
00:20:32order a three-egg omelet and home fries. I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract. But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an
00:20:41arranged marriage. And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about
00:20:45me. Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone. My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated. Then neither of us get
00:20:57what we want. Yeah, no shit. I'm serious. Don't screw this up. I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:21:05since I was a teenager. I know what I'm doing. Dog walker. And just so we're clear, I will fuck
00:21:11whoever I want. Whenever I want. Wherever I want. Fine. Do whatever you want. Sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I just really hung over. That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby. You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear. You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me how are things going between the two of you, huh? Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still
00:21:54getting to know each other. All right. Well, give him time, all right? Oh, and listen. He's
00:22:00not as bad as TMZ says, all right? Look, I promise. I wouldn't be so sure. Yeah, you're
00:22:07right. Well, we'll see you later. Yeah. Come on, Gucci. Come on. Bye, Gucci. Hey, Amelia. Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no. Royce. It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this. It's to see you up close
00:22:28for once. Yeah. Same here. Sorry. Gucci's, um, a bit crazy. His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts. They should make a reality show. We're old dog owners of
00:22:49Beverly Hills. Do you want to walk together? Let these two get to know each other? Yeah. I'd like
00:22:58that. So, how long have you been a dog walker? A couple months. I like it. I had a bunch of
00:23:10terrible gigs before. Barista, Uber driver, delivery guy. Movie extra? You were in a movie.
00:23:18Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial. I was trying to impress you. How about you? How long
00:23:25have you been doing this? I don't know. My whole life, I guess. It started as a summer job, and then
00:23:31I turned it into my own business. I want to open a doggy daycare someday. Wow. I guess you really
00:23:37like dogs. Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes. If you want to hang out with
00:23:45this human sometimes. My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight. Do you want to go? I
00:23:51kind of have to admit I had a crush on you. You did? Yeah. I still do.
00:24:03He's cute. I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged. Then again, that fuckboy
00:24:10has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah. I mean, uh, regular. Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo. I won't have to worry about
00:24:29paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school. Public schools. Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me? Engaged? No. Are you kidding? I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby. I mean, I should
00:25:01be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling. Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped. I should pick it up.
00:25:14Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course. It's an office. You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shatter, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:47Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:04Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:30What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now
00:27:01she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:26Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia, tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdeena app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:03And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:27That bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:44ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:14What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:43The manwhore house is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10Alright.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:40Bye.
00:31:40Bye.
00:31:40Bye.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Laine with Dino Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59I'll teach her to mess with me with her.
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But, you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:38You look like you.
00:32:39You look like you.
00:32:40You look like you.
00:32:41Thanks, Jack.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:43Lover boy.
00:32:44We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:46Find me in the green room after.
00:32:47Hope you like it.
00:32:48Break a leg.
00:32:49Love you too.
00:32:51Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:53All I do is you know what I want, babe?
00:32:55All the little things that I'm not showing, you know what I want, babe?
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe?
00:33:21You know what I want, babe?
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:35But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:48You really think so?
00:33:50I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:54You don't know the strokes.
00:33:57Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:03It's alright.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07Want some of that a drink?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:20Since I was 13.
00:34:22Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:27That's awesome.
00:34:28And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:37I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:41I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:43I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:45A cat person?
00:34:47Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:51Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:56I just want to relax.
00:34:58Have a good time.
00:35:00You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:07Now I'm not sure.
00:35:08We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:20Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:45You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:54She's my fiancée.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:58Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not Jake.
00:36:10This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what? I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:52Wait.
00:36:53What are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine!
00:36:58I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:04You're treating me like shit.
00:37:07That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:08You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:10I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:14Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:26I tried to get along with you.
00:37:27You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:31Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:45But you wish I did a good little boy to dance.
00:38:00You want to see?
00:38:35Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know. We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait. For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad. Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34And that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:02Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:18Hi.
00:42:18I don't know.
00:42:19I don't know.
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:21I don't know.
00:42:37I'm not very good with words.
00:42:39i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:42:53happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second you don't have
00:42:58to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models
00:43:09or your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're
00:43:20driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out i don't
00:43:26need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night i don't know how i don't know why that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv but there is
00:44:01a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia please i know you felt it too amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:32so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:40so
00:44:55so
00:45:01so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:45:18shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they cancelled vanderpump's
00:45:26superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:45:30drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:37you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:45thanks
00:45:47you know we could actually try this
00:45:50hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious
00:45:56the wedding's coming up
00:45:57we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like
00:46:01you and me
00:46:02together together
00:46:03why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07well
00:46:22gucci what's the rush
00:46:24you
00:46:27oh
00:46:29hey royce
00:46:31jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good
00:46:35yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kinda
00:46:38crazy
00:46:39i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:43we were kind of in a fight
00:46:46i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:58well i am his woman
00:47:00he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:03and i don't blame him
00:47:05oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:10i didn't mean a pride
00:47:12just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47ooh
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:54i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci
00:47:59sure
00:48:00but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah
00:48:04but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:10mhm
00:48:11i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:17he he he he he he
00:48:27so
00:48:28you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:46do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:49no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:01if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:13i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:16just wait and see
00:49:18just wait and see
00:49:27grazie inso
00:49:28have a good night mr dino heleno
00:49:35what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:42but gucci?
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50i thought you were off the clock today
00:49:54besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02no kidding
00:50:04this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:14cook?
00:50:28that was so good
00:50:30i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this? i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:41no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:56breast cancer
00:50:58but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:02and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:05we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:17that's really special
00:51:19i miss her
00:51:21and this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:31it's not corny
00:51:33but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:36just don't tell tmz
00:51:39what about your parents?
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was thirteen
00:51:45it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:53i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:52:00i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:04i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:07good
00:52:08because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine?
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:32hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35hey
00:52:36do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41i need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i?
00:52:48ready bro?
00:52:50well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties?
00:52:55you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:53:00touche
00:53:02there you go
00:53:03okay bye
00:53:04bye
00:53:07love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:19sorry
00:53:20it's reflex
00:53:21i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:25talk about it later?
00:53:27yeah
00:53:28okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:30ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here
00:53:49huh?
00:53:50let's try
00:53:51here we go
00:53:52here we go
00:53:53oh yeah
00:53:54now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh?
00:53:58yeah
00:53:59even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01here we go
00:54:02come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04he he he
00:54:06alright alright
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this wedding
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:20you like coldplay right?
00:54:21dad
00:54:22dad
00:54:23we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:26well alright
00:54:27then we'll book uh
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that?
00:54:30not too big
00:54:31plenty room for coldplay huh?
00:54:33dad
00:54:34let's just pump the brakes
00:54:35we can not plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what?
00:54:38something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's
00:54:43better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:45but
00:54:46we cannot
00:54:47have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:55wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:58you know
00:54:59you have a very good point
00:55:00dad
00:55:02i'm very impressed
00:55:04you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say
00:55:09i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:12sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah
00:55:18i don't know
00:55:22alright alright
00:55:24change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26alright
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with coldplay
00:55:32coldplay
00:55:33no coldplay dad
00:55:35no coldplay
00:55:43so
00:55:45it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:49i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:54i'm cured
00:55:55what?
00:55:57you're cured?
00:55:59congratulations
00:56:01thank you
00:56:03i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:08it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis?
00:56:18we should be celebrating
00:56:20i brought prosecco
00:56:22no
00:56:23yeah
00:56:24no i'm good
00:56:25yeah
00:56:26emilia
00:56:27i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:38i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two
00:56:43it's not michelangelo betsy
00:56:48it's me
00:56:50i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:01what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:06and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:08actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:13i kinda like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:21betsy
00:57:22i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:26but
00:57:28what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:40or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:57meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:06fine
00:58:08yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:25i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:31michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right?
00:58:38you mean besides me?
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:40it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine
00:58:45tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46tonight's gonna be great
00:58:56it's
00:58:58enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:09nice to finally meet you
00:59:11Betsy
00:59:12hmm
00:59:14so
00:59:15this is the
00:59:17infamous
00:59:18uh
00:59:19michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2596 Dom Perignon
00:59:27Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29yeah
00:59:30sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:34why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:40it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in France
00:59:44sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:47so
00:59:48who wants a drink?
00:59:49drink
00:59:50you've hardly touched your food
00:59:56it's a little too rich for me
01:00:03mine tastes great
01:00:04so
01:00:20michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:24you don't mind do you?
01:00:26fire away
01:00:28you don't mind do you?
01:00:30fire away
01:00:32so i know you two have been having your
01:00:35fun
01:00:37um but
01:00:39what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:46that's cute and all
01:00:49but
01:00:50what about her career?
01:00:51are you gonna support her?
01:00:52or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just gonna
01:00:56jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:03but
01:01:04i'm committed to it
01:01:06we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:08i'm open to anything
01:01:09see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:11you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15we know now
01:01:16easy betsy
01:01:19i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:32you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:01:41you started it
01:01:47why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:53no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:57that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:59she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:01you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:03and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:09that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:11that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:17this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:29you told her?
01:02:31she's my sister
01:02:32i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:35a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:02:38it's not what i meant
01:02:40it came out wrong amelia
01:02:42i love you
01:02:44you love me?
01:02:45don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:49you know what? maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:10amelia
01:03:12i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:16you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him
01:03:20yeah
01:03:22but he isn't a monster
01:03:24i shouldn't have said that
01:03:26we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing
01:03:29and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:33mexico?
01:03:34or canada
01:03:35whatever
01:03:36it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:38by the dino lovinos
01:03:40or worse
01:03:42i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:45i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:53liabilities
01:03:54loose ends
01:03:55you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:01get rid of that thing
01:04:03they could be tracking us right now
01:04:06yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:10see
01:04:12he could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus
01:04:19hey romulus
01:04:21what?
01:04:23what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:24you came
01:04:38against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:47it's over with now
01:04:49you should
01:04:51punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:54you make me sick
01:04:56i make me sick
01:05:05nice
01:05:07underwear
01:05:09great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay
01:05:17let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say?
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:26i'm
01:05:28sorry
01:05:30chantel
01:05:32i thought i wanted this
01:05:34but i don't
01:05:36i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia
01:05:40amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:02i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:09there
01:06:13amelia?
01:06:15hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone?
01:06:18i'll be right there
01:06:20gucci
01:06:21gucci
01:06:22gucci
01:06:23gucci
01:06:25where are you?
01:06:26romulus
01:06:27what?
01:06:29oh
01:06:31oh
01:06:33well i
01:06:34i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:49right?
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:07:04huh? i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you?
01:07:11where were you?
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:17if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude
01:07:22here ladies
01:07:23take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:25that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:41gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:52we're never gonna find him
01:07:54don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:58keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see
01:08:02they're not gonna kill us
01:08:04i do have to admit though
01:08:06i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad
01:08:11his dad's dog
01:08:13so you approve now?
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:19gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:23gucci
01:08:24my boy's back
01:08:26oh
01:08:33okay
01:08:34okay
01:08:35i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i
01:08:44might
01:08:45have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:49misjudged you
01:08:51a little
01:08:53it's okay
01:08:54most of
01:08:55what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:57they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia
01:09:02can we talk?
01:09:06please
01:09:09okay
01:09:12amelia
01:09:14can we talk?
01:09:16please
01:09:17okay
01:09:25amelia
01:09:27i'm
01:09:28sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:30i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:32and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:35i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that
01:09:46i needed to hear that
01:09:48and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:54i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:56most of them are good
01:09:57i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:00i'm not
01:10:02you're not? what do you mean?
01:10:04i'm not
01:10:08you're not? what do you mean?
01:10:12amelia this
01:10:14might sound crazy but
01:10:16i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18i love you
01:10:20and i don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:30dad
01:10:31what is it son?
01:10:33i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son?
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:47but because she wants to
01:10:54consider our contracts null and void
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05where will it be?
01:11:08will you marry me?
01:11:12will you marry me?
01:11:15yes
01:11:17i'll marry you
01:11:33you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:39look at me
01:11:41i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:45alright alright you two
01:11:47that's enough alright
01:11:49we spent this whole night together
01:11:51come over to my place alright
01:11:53we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:03alright
01:12:04i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:06especially coldplay
01:12:08we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:29and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:38michelangelo?
01:12:42amelia
01:12:44even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48we're perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:54such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:10as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:12and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25i don't
01:13:28i don't
01:13:31amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:35i love you so much
01:13:37i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:39but here we are
01:13:41michelangelo
01:13:43you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:45and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:47something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:49and although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:52it feels like a lifetime
01:13:54in a good way
01:13:55i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11ti amo michelangelo
01:14:13i love you
01:14:15with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:17and the city of beverly hills
01:14:19i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:22you may kiss your bride
01:14:23thanks
01:14:33i'm betsy
01:14:35amelia's sister
01:14:37i'm jake
01:14:39another dog walker
01:14:41it's crazy
01:14:43you know given my sister
01:14:45but i've always been more of a cat person
01:14:47me too
01:14:49oh
01:14:50you know
01:14:56that's all i love you
01:15:00i love you
01:15:03i love you
01:15:05i love you
01:15:08i love you
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