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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place or mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:27I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02No.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings...
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:15I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:51Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?!
00:10:08This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:32My son, he's immature.
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:40Just have a seat.
00:10:42And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy with my first match.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:12As if.
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:16I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So.
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:55What was this?
00:14:56Put it in the trash.
00:14:57This isn't trash.
00:14:58These are my sisters.
00:14:59She's an artist.
00:15:00So put them in your room.
00:15:01I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:03Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:04That's man thong.
00:15:05It's trademarked.
00:15:06Look.
00:15:07I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:08If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:13It's electric.
00:15:14Oh, by the way.
00:15:15This is gonna work.
00:15:16You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:17Gee, thanks.
00:15:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:20Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:21That's man thong.
00:15:22It's trademarked.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:25If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:29Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:55Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02Actually, we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like I always taught you.
00:16:09Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25Michelangelo?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shhh.
00:16:34Socialite Animal?
00:16:35Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:36How did you even meet?
00:16:37His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:38It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:39He's so toxic.
00:16:40Speak of the devil.
00:16:41Oh, yeah.
00:16:42You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:44This is a doctor's office.
00:16:45Amelia.
00:16:46Fancy Carlisle?
00:16:47Doctor's ready.
00:16:48We'll talk about this later.
00:16:49We'll talk about this later.
00:16:50It's...
00:16:51It's...
00:16:52It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:53It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:54He's so...
00:16:55Toxic.
00:16:56Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:59This is a doctor's office.
00:17:00Amelia.
00:17:01Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:02That's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Psst.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:06Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:07Doctor's ready.
00:17:08We'll talk about this later.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:18We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:41We'll talk about this later.
00:17:57Where did that come from?
00:18:02Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:05Whatever.
00:19:06Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous!
00:19:26Sweet dreams!
00:19:29I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:34How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:35Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:37How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:38Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:39See you later.
00:19:49And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:55Sorry.
00:19:56I had one too many to drink.
00:19:57It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:19:59Not now.
00:20:00My head's killing me.
00:20:01If you didn't, uh, you were all just gonna be.
00:20:02I have a very very good night.
00:20:03And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:04Sorry.
00:20:05But, uh, no need to drink.
00:20:06And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:08I had one too many to drink.
00:20:09It won't happen again.
00:20:10Better not.
00:20:11How's the hangover.
00:20:12Roomie?
00:20:15Not now.
00:20:17My head's killing me.
00:20:22How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want. Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really hungover.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:32How are you?
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:56All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:23It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:52I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:22Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:50Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:07You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:40It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she
00:27:01earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:03And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53Bye.
00:30:15Bye.
00:30:15What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:43The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:16you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry I don't come
00:32:25to concerts often I kind of panicked the worries I should have mentioned this is
00:32:30more of a $5 beer kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk
00:32:35to the bartender
00:32:38you look like hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:23good nothing from Michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:33:39Jake you guys were great
00:33:47you really think so I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes the who
00:33:56you don't know the strokes are they older I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl it's
00:34:05alright lots of stuff to introduce you to you want a little drink yeah
00:34:10so when did you learn how to play guitar since I was 13 played in bands all
00:34:24through high school and college but like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome when I get my record deal I can finally quit my job focus on music
00:34:34full-time you're gonna quit dog walking I thought you liked it I do but
00:34:40it's just another gig until I hit it big in music I don't even like dogs that
00:34:44much more of a cat person a cat person who doesn't like dogs even
00:34:53Michelangelo's good with Gucci I don't want to talk about work tonight I just want to
00:34:58relax have a good time beautiful you know that I thought I wanted to hook up with
00:35:07Jake no I'm not sure you have nothing in common is it weird that I feel a tiny bit
00:35:13guilty
00:35:16the heck I'm tipsy he's cute Michelangelo had his fun now I can have mine
00:35:23looks like someone needs obedience what's going on that's Michelangelo Dina Levino the nepo baby
00:35:43underwear model he's not you coming with me dog walker don't make me get the leash what the hell
00:35:50Michelangelo back off dude back off grubby little hipster she's my fiance so that was an engagement ring
00:35:59Jake I can explain let's go I'm really sorry Jake I'm not Jake
00:36:06this is for making me uber all the way to fucking silver mic
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:36:29yeah why don't have the paparazzi following me around just an Italian American psycho
00:36:34I'm not following you around you know what I get it you saw me with Chantel last night
00:36:40and now you're jealous
00:36:42me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around Jake like I would ever
00:36:47fuck a dog walker I am more than a dog walker you playboy prick I have a name
00:36:51wait what are you doing that is an original I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:58oh fine I'll just hop in my time machine go back to ancient Rome and get another one
00:37:02I don't care about your art your money your stupid mansion you're treating me like shit
00:37:08that's from the renaissance you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you we signed a contract for an arranged marriage did you actually
00:37:16think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction you are such a simpleton
00:37:20oh wait wait wait wait wait well at least I'm not a spoiled brat I tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this on to yourself I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement right back at you
00:37:34I fucking hate you I fucking hate you more
00:37:50I fucking hate you
00:38:00so
00:38:02oh
00:38:03oh
00:38:03oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:37Ah, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:51Ah! Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know. We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait. For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like... like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites to Trek.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:34We should talk a little bit about last night.
00:42:41I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:45But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:57Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:07I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:28Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:43Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:51Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:54I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:10Amelia.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:12Please.
00:44:13I know you felt it too.
00:44:17Amelia.
00:44:18Please.
00:44:19Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:21I felt it too.
00:44:23Amelia.
00:44:24So why are we fighting it?
00:44:25I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:26Me too.
00:44:30Amelia.
00:44:31No, no, no, no.
00:44:36Sharing your own feelings beyond respect,
00:44:38Why are we fighting it?
00:44:41I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:42Me too.
00:45:13So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag?
00:45:43You're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:56The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like you and me?
00:46:03Together together?
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:21Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:23Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:31Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good. Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy. I know.
00:46:40I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman.
00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:03And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:17Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25Well, we had a connection.
00:47:26You're a cat person.
00:47:29It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:40That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen, I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park?
00:48:10Mm-hmm.
00:48:11I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:37Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:53What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:48:59If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch, Gucci.
00:49:14I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:19Grazie, Enzo.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Mastery Owens Italian Deli.
00:49:42But, Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:45You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:02I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:06Why don't you get us a coarse cream?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients,
00:50:11so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:15That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:36I can't cook at all.
00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:43My mom taught me.
00:50:44Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:05She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I mean, I still have all of her recipes here, handwritten in Italian.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:31But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:48I'm sorry.
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No, no, it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:47Ready, bro?
00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touché.
00:53:01There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:07Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you, too.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you, too.
00:53:11Love you.
00:53:11Love you.
00:53:11Love you, too.
00:53:13Love you.
00:53:13Love you, too.
00:53:14Love you, too.
00:53:15Love you, too.
00:53:16Love you, too.
00:53:17Love you, too.
00:53:20Sorry.
00:53:21Reflex.
00:53:22I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:26Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah
00:53:30Could that have been any more awkward and is Michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:57Like that huh? Yeah, even got one for big brother, right there
00:54:02Come to papa
00:54:04Yes, my boy
00:54:06All right, all right, so we got to talk about this this wedding right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off Hollywood Bowl. They're waiting for an answer and I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane
00:54:17He says the band is free
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:22You can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl
00:54:27Well, all right, then we'll book the Magic Castle. How about that? Not too big plenty room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes. We cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37Why something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:40No, everything is great
00:54:43Better than great honestly
00:54:45But we cannot have a big flashy wedding. That's our thing. It's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52I think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54Wow, I never thought of that
00:54:58You know, you have a very good point there
00:55:02I'm very impressed
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14Love? Love?
00:55:17Yeah, love
00:55:18I don't know
00:55:21He's so cute
00:55:22All right, all right
00:55:24Change of deal
00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl
00:55:27All right
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30A wedding with Coldplay
00:55:32No Coldplay, Dad
00:55:35No Coldplay
00:55:43So
00:55:45It's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47It's not working
00:55:49I know it
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52And I'm cured
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:58Oh
00:55:59Congratulations
00:56:01Thank you
00:56:02I wasn't expecting it
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:08It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:18We should be celebrating!
00:56:20I brought Prosecco
00:56:21No, yeah
00:56:23No, I'm good
00:56:24Yeah
00:56:26Amelia
00:56:27I'm your sister
00:56:28You can tell me anything
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:39And give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41That it will cut him in two
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy
00:56:48It's me
00:56:50I have to tell you something
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments
00:57:05And you know that I would do anything for you
00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad
00:57:13I kind of like him
00:57:16Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome
00:57:19We need to get you out of there
00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him
00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World
00:57:33They banned him for life
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot
00:57:37He's not actually like the stories
00:57:40Or at least not to me
00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo
00:57:50He will make your life a living hell
00:57:52What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah
00:57:57Meet him
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59Maybe
00:58:00Maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01Don't count on it
00:58:03Please
00:58:04Me
00:58:04Just give him a chance
00:58:07Fine
00:58:09Only one
00:58:13You won't regret it
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle
00:58:22Thank you for making dinner
00:58:26Of course
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer-free
00:58:28We need to celebrate
00:58:32Michelangelo
00:58:33You know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:37You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious
00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43Have a glass of wine
00:58:46Tonight's gonna be great
00:58:52It's enormous
00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy
00:59:14So this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo
00:59:19Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:2596 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32It's worth more than my car
00:59:33Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:40It's delicious
00:59:42This was made in France
00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff
00:59:46So, who wants a drink?
00:59:58You hardly touch your food
01:00:13It's a little too rich for me
01:00:18Mine tastes great
01:00:21So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:28You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away
01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:36Fun
01:00:37Um, but
01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to
01:00:47That's cute and all, but
01:00:49What about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past
01:01:03But I'm committed to it
01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything
01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point
01:01:10You two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15We don't know
01:01:16Easy Betsy
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30Michelangelo
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her
01:01:36She gets it from you
01:01:38Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it
01:01:48Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that
01:02:08That's my sister, she just survived cancer
01:02:13That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16This is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19Not to me
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22I don't like this side of you
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26But I guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister
01:02:31I don't care, that violates our agreement
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia
01:02:41I love you
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:45Don't listen to him
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53It's over
01:02:59We need to get out of here
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:11Amelia, I know this is hard to hear
01:03:14But you did the right thing
01:03:18You do so much better than him
01:03:20Yeah
01:03:22But he isn't a monster
01:03:24I shouldn't have said that
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road
01:03:26Get packing
01:03:28Get packing
01:03:29And if we leave now
01:03:30We can get to Mexico by dawn
01:03:31Lay low for a bit
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada
01:03:35Whatever
01:03:36It's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos
01:03:40Or worse
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract
01:03:47It's not like I told the media
01:03:49You don't know that
01:03:51We're liabilities
01:03:53Loose ends
01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind Podcast
01:04:00Get rid of that thing
01:04:03They could be tracking us right now
01:04:04Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day
01:04:10See?
01:04:12He could have a sniper on us
01:04:17It's Romulus
01:04:19Hey Romulus
01:04:21What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:34Oh, you came
01:04:39Against my better judgment
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now
01:04:50You should punish me for straying
01:04:54You make me sick
01:04:56I make me sick
01:05:04Nice
01:05:07Underwear
01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship
01:05:15Okay
01:05:17Let's get this over with
01:05:22Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry
01:05:28Chantelle
01:05:30I thought I wanted this
01:05:34But I don't
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me
01:05:43It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:55I am fucking devastated
01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:06:01I just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:16Hi dad
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there
01:06:21Romulus
01:06:30What?
01:06:32Oh
01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know
01:06:37We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39He just shot off like a rocket
01:06:42I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him
01:06:48Yeah
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks
01:06:53Gucci
01:06:54This better not be a trap
01:06:56Just come on
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:07:02Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late dad
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18Nothing will
01:07:20Smart move, kid
01:07:22Here, ladies
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24Yeah, that's it
01:07:29Amelie
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:41He's hopeless
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53We're never gonna find him
01:07:55Don't give up, dad
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57Keep looking
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59See, they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03I do have to admit, though
01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07He's really there for his dad
01:08:10His dad's dog
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that
01:08:16Coochie
01:08:19Coochie
01:08:23Coochie
01:08:23My boy's back
01:08:25Oh
01:08:26Coochie
01:08:27Coochie
01:08:28Okay, okay
01:08:33Okay, okay, I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:44I might have possibly misjudged you, a little.
01:08:54It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:03Please.
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please.
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:45I needed to hear that.
01:09:47And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:51You're not one.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:05You're not.
01:10:06You're not.
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23Dad, I want to know that I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:03Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:10Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:33You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:45You two.
01:11:46That's enough.
01:11:47All right.
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place.
01:11:51All right.
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:12:02All right.
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:58I love you so much.
01:14:28Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
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