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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place or mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:27I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02No.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings...
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:15I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:51Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?!
00:10:08This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:32My son, he's immature.
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:40Just have a seat.
00:10:42And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy with my first match.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:12As if.
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:16I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So.
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:55What was this?
00:14:56Put it in the trash.
00:14:57This isn't trash.
00:14:58These are my sisters.
00:14:59She's an artist.
00:15:00So put them in your room.
00:15:01I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:03Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:04That's man thong.
00:15:05It's trademarked.
00:15:06Look.
00:15:07I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:08If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:13It's electric.
00:15:14Oh, by the way.
00:15:15This is gonna work.
00:15:16You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:17Gee, thanks.
00:15:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:20Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:21That's man thong.
00:15:22It's trademarked.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:25If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:29Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02Actually, we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like I always taught you.
00:16:09Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25Michelangelo?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:33Shhhh.
00:16:34Socialite animals?
00:16:35Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:36How did you even meet?
00:16:37His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:38It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:39He's so toxic.
00:16:40Speak of the devil.
00:16:41Oh, yeah.
00:16:42You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:44This is a doctor's office.
00:16:45Amelia.
00:16:46Fancy Carlisle?
00:16:47Doctor's ready.
00:16:48We'll talk about this later.
00:16:49We'll talk about this later.
00:16:50It's...
00:16:51It's...
00:16:52It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:53It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:54He's so...
00:16:55Toxic.
00:16:56Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Fancy Carlisle?
00:17:10I love you.
00:17:11Go away.
00:17:12Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:30How'd you do this?
00:17:33Ready to go away, baby?
00:17:34You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:18:04Where did that come from?
00:18:24Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28Finally.
00:18:29A little of good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:53See you later.
00:19:54And, um...
00:19:55Don't worry about last night.
00:19:56Sorry.
00:19:57I had one too many to drink.
00:19:58It won't happen again.
00:19:59Better not.
00:20:00How's the hangover?
00:20:01Roomie?
00:20:02Not now.
00:20:03My head's killing me.
00:20:04We need to talk about last night.
00:20:05No.
00:20:06What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:07I'll take a break.
00:20:08I'll take a break.
00:20:09I'll take a break.
00:20:10I'll take a break.
00:20:11I'll take a break.
00:20:12I'll take a break.
00:20:13And, um...
00:20:14Don't worry about last night.
00:20:16Sorry.
00:20:17I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18Won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:20How's the hangover?
00:20:21Roomie?
00:20:22Not now.
00:20:23My head's killing me.
00:20:24We need to talk about last night.
00:20:25What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:27Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really...
00:21:23I'm over.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:32How are you?
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I... I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gucci.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like to.
00:22:59So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:25How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:48Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:25:45and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:25:59Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:30What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:27:00And now, well, now she earns some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:49raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:57it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new edition.
00:28:16To the dear Virginia, Amelia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:28:35in the limo,
00:28:36and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:46So, remind me,
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01And?
00:29:04And...
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:17There we go.
00:29:18How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43by that dress
00:29:44ASAP.
00:29:45Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53Not good.
00:29:54I'm feeling like you're not going
00:29:55I've got my own function here.
00:29:56I'm feeling like you're a person who Since I'm 16th Portman.
00:29:58I've got my own function,
00:29:58I've got my own function,
00:29:59but you're not going to side Horizons.
00:30:00I'm been watching now,
00:30:00you know the learning function here?
00:30:01I don't know anything.
00:30:02I have heard something wrong,
00:30:03I can do the buttoChrist.
00:30:03It's going to be a part of your race,
00:30:05so I can be thirty-fu along the path.
00:30:06I want to suppose so,
00:30:07like,
00:30:08Fifteen people only to the spot.
00:30:09Excellent.
00:30:11People see him españolas
00:30:12and everything to theá dehors
00:30:14and everything else.
00:30:16You take onto him
00:30:17I think the cut off as a coverage
00:30:17and everything goes after
00:30:21back the color of G vari
00:30:21What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59I'll teach her to the next one.
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want, babe.
00:33:22You know what I want, babe.
00:33:23You know what I want, babe.
00:33:24You know what I want, babe.
00:33:24You know what I want, babe.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:31One more, please.
00:33:35But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:39Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that.
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:18I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:12This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:15And this is for making me listen, Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:37You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:06That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you more.
00:38:02I fucking hate you.
00:38:27I fucking hate you.
00:38:30where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:02must have been all those free beers
00:39:06we don't have to talk about this right we had too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:14definitely um i
00:39:18have to go to work i should get up too
00:39:23oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:28thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of
00:39:34exercise well you look great thanks
00:39:39i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of
00:39:43me but you on the other hand are glowing
00:39:48today what's going on so michelangelo and i had sex
00:39:55last night wait for the first time yeah we're
00:40:02taking it slow michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it
00:40:07slow maybe i did misjudge him and how was it
00:40:16well really bad right i knew it actually it was the best sex i
00:40:23ever had well that explains the glow
00:40:29i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important
00:40:35that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:37i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my
00:40:41buttons i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high
00:40:45score again and again and you get the picture
00:40:50hey
00:40:53opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:59because you're so different something like that
00:41:10here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to
00:41:16let her down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all
00:41:20morning
00:41:31what was that about must be the hangover
00:41:42hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:50hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:42:06why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:17i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:42:48we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:42:53happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:42:57you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know
00:43:15that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me
00:43:20nuts you don't understand let's let's get some take out and figure this thing out i don't need you to
00:43:26mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:42last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:52really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:44:22amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25amelia i felt it too
00:44:33so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day me too
00:44:55so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on
00:45:19fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super
00:45:26yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:48you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:22oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:41i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:49is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:46:54like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he
00:47:01got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:10i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:17thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiancee
00:47:25we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:36cats are awesome wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so ooh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:54i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:48:06a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:26so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working
00:48:54if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me
00:49:03get closer to my little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:18what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were
00:49:52off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01okay this is for us why don't you get us a core script what else is in the bag just some imported
00:50:10italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:14that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good
00:50:59memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about
00:51:06cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing i still have all of her
00:51:15recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:51:41my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:07good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:33hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make
00:52:39the machine work no thank you you need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touche
00:53:01there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you love you too
00:53:19sorry reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:53:27okay okay okay could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:53:50let's try one oh yeah now here's that here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big
00:53:59brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:54:10wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad you can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:24oh well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold
00:54:31play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this why something wrong with
00:54:39amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought
00:54:56of that you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be
00:55:13falling in love love yeah i don't know all right all right change of deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold
00:55:43so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think
00:56:05i would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:56:20prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything is it michelangelo
00:56:33is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:48it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need
00:57:19to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what
00:57:31he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not actually
00:57:38like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just
00:58:05give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:58:13you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:50it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:09nice to finally meet you betsy
00:59:11so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody
00:59:34spend that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:04you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:28you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this
01:00:39relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get
01:00:57bored and this gets too serious let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it
01:01:06we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point you
01:01:11two are getting married and you barely know each other we know it all easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:01:48why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's
01:01:53alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not
01:01:58been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:02:07talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:02:47means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:03:40or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:03:46contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should
01:03:55listen to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:06yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:10see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:33oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:05:31i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:34well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and then all
01:06:38of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with
01:07:06you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10oh where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite
01:07:16prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of
01:07:23this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:40gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:50we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:58keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though
01:08:05i didn't expect to see this side of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:19gucci
01:08:19gucci
01:08:25my boy's back
01:08:25Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:52It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true. They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:22Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:30I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one. I'm still learning new things about you. Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:05You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:42And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:03Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes, I'll marry you.
01:11:23You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two. That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:51And we'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:21And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:35I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:28Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
01:14:46Woo!
01:14:48Woo!
01:14:48Woo-hoo!
01:14:49For a strong faith, close family.
01:14:55Choose and look, it's a tragedy.
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