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Dive into the latest drama from 'The Valley' as the cast navigates complex relationships and personal challenges. In this episode, long-standing tensions come to a head, forcing difficult conversations and unexpected decisions. Witness the emotional highs and lows as friendships are tested and new paths are forged.

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00:00You spread rumors about my husband.
00:23You said dare be sexually assaulted?
00:27Can you all please stop talking about me, Jasmine?
00:29Why are we in a world where if somebody makes a mistake,
00:32it can't be talked about?
00:33You just look the truth!
00:34Don't make me knock your ass out.
00:36Knock me out.
00:37Knock me out.
00:38If someone with my friends, I will take you down.
00:55Woo!
00:56Congratulations!
00:57Love you guys.
00:58I'm so happy for you.
01:00I'm so happy for you.
01:01Future Mrs. Broderick right here.
01:02Woo!
01:03Woo!
01:04Then we have hors d'oeuvres downstairs, blah, blah, blah.
01:07We only have the food till 10, so if you guys want to, like, kiss and then come, that'd
01:11be great.
01:12Love you.
01:13You have five minutes.
01:14I'm gonna drink and be less stressed, I promise.
01:23Or try to be.
01:24You know what I mean?
01:25Oh, look how nice this is.
01:26Oh, this is beautiful.
01:27Look at the dancer.
01:28So cute.
01:29Aloha!
01:30This is so beautiful.
01:31We got wonderful hors d'oeuvres.
01:32You're welcome.
01:36Can I have a skinny margarita with salt, please? Casamigos Blanco, if you have it.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45I stopped to get a drink as well.
01:48Aaron just woke up, so he's on his way.
01:51I will say, obviously, several people are missing, so I called Janet earlier.
01:56I basically said, listen, you know, things with you and Kristen aren't exactly, like,
02:00on perfect ground.
02:01I heard if you tell Brittany the news, like, congratulations.
02:03I'm super happy for them.
02:04I feel like maybe Jason and I shouldn't come to dinner because it's been kind of weird.
02:09Well, I wanted to do this in person because I don't want you to think that, like,
02:12I'm discluding you because I'm not.
02:14And I don't think...
02:19Okay.
02:20It's a little mean that she's in Hawaii and she's not invited.
02:22She is invited.
02:23They spent all the money and stuff.
02:25I don't know.
02:26If this was, like, switched and it was your engagement and...
02:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:29Let's not talk about Michelle's engagement.
02:33I mean, you didn't go to Big Bear.
02:35Janet and Jason are planning a babymoon.
02:38We are going to Big Bear.
02:41Unfortunately, they don't want to invite you guys.
02:44Don't cry.
02:45I'm trying to stop.
02:46No, it is not the same and let's not go back there.
02:48I mean, let's be honest.
02:49He was in Big Bear.
02:50He posted that he was there, so obviously he was there.
02:53Listen, I looked real good in those bushes.
02:56First of all, where's Danny and Nia?
02:58All right, let's end this.
02:59Yeah, where's Danny and Nia?
03:00Where are they at?
03:01Taking a nap again?
03:02Sleeping?
03:03We all know that he was drunk.
03:05I'm sick of the bull .
03:07People go, well, he's just taking a nap.
03:13They're showering.
03:14How long do you think they can shower?
03:16I had 10, 20 minutes of shower.
03:18It's fine.
03:19I'm here.
03:20It's fine.
03:21Well, if nobody's going to be, like, held accountable,
03:22like, do things, I'm going to leave.
03:24I feel that.
03:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:26Stop this.
03:27Right now.
03:28What?
03:29This.
03:30Not you, I'm saying.
03:31If they're not here, why do we have to be here?
03:33You guys are literally crazy.
03:36I think I'm just a little butthurt because I am so close to Kristen.
03:39Like, we are best friends and, like, she's the sister to me.
03:42Who the f*** cares about Nia and Danny right now?
03:45I don't care.
03:46I know, but I'm saying this is Kristen's engagement.
03:47Exactly.
03:48Can we just have fun?
03:49I just wish I got to see her reaction when she got engaged.
03:52Just to know about it would have been nice.
03:55Oh, they're almost here.
03:57Okay.
03:58Okay.
03:59Everybody have fun.
04:00Yes, we are.
04:01We're having fun.
04:02Okay, everybody have fun.
04:03Woo!
04:04Woo!
04:05What is this gorgeousness?
04:06This is so beautiful.
04:08Everyone really went out of their way to make this so perfect
04:11without me ever knowing.
04:13But I really hate having all eyes on me right now.
04:17Wow.
04:18I'm scared.
04:19I can't really make those two.
04:20It's great.
04:21The attention makes me so uncomfortable.
04:25Should I talk to my therapist about it?
04:27I don't know.
04:28Get up there.
04:29Oh, my God!
04:30Woo!
04:31A hot man holding fire.
04:32Come on, baby!
04:33Aloha!
04:34Aloha!
04:35Aloha!
04:40There they are!
04:41The stars of the show have arrived.
04:46Danny and Nia are here.
04:47Finally.
04:48You're showing up after the future bride and groom.
04:52Not my engagement, right?
04:53But I am a little annoyed.
04:54I am a little annoyed.
04:55Woo!
04:56Woo!
04:57Woo!
04:58Woo!
04:59Woo!
05:00Woo!
05:01Woo!
05:02Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:04Woo!
05:05Woo!
05:06Woo!
05:07Woo!
05:08Woo!
05:09That was amazing!
05:10What's up?
05:11How'd you do?
05:12Woo!
05:13Woo!
05:14Woo!
05:15Woo!
05:16Woo!
05:17Woo!
05:18Woo!
05:19Woo!
05:20So it's got a little head start.
05:23Yeah, we're really, really happy for you guys.
05:25Thank you. Good.
05:27How do you feel now? Relieved?
05:29I feel about 100 pounds lighter, we'll put it that way.
05:31Yeah.
05:32I would have jumped off the boat if she had said no.
05:34I would have been like, see you later.
05:36Where's Jaws? I got a call coming.
05:39Please tell everyone to shoot.
05:43Our families are six hours ahead of us.
05:46To be honest, Janet can text Jared,
05:49and then Jared's going to tell people.
05:51I don't think she will.
05:52I mean, I don't put anything past her.
05:54No, I really don't. I really don't think she will.
05:57Grab as much stuff as you want.
06:01I accidentally called her my wife in the car on the way back.
06:04I'm like, no, you're my fiance.
06:06These are natural diamonds on the band.
06:08There's a hidden halo. You see the halo?
06:10Yes, I did.
06:11It's a 4.2 carat ring.
06:12Do you have a tape measure? I want to measure his dick.
06:14I mean, with two.
06:15Because he's really measuring his dick right now.
06:18I was like, these are so cute, but I'm like,
06:21they're literally in the middle of everything.
06:23I will say, so I just had a meltdown a second ago, too.
06:27Yeah.
06:28But because you guys weren't here,
06:29I think there's a lot of resentment,
06:31and I don't know if we can even go there.
06:33I think you guys need to have some conversations
06:35with some other people, and we'll talk about it later.
06:38I can't with this.
06:39Do you know who it is?
06:40Multiple people.
06:41Brittany, Jasmine, everything.
06:43With me.
06:44Just specifically what they were saying.
06:46Yeah.
06:47I feel like they're talking about me over there,
06:48but, like...
06:49I heard my name, too.
06:50So it's okay, girl.
06:51I'm not about to, like, have drama.
06:52It's okay.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:54It's just a bummer.
06:55Like, I love these people.
06:56These are my friends.
06:57And why all the behind-the-back stuff?
06:59Just say it to me so we can address it.
07:04Okay, everybody!
07:06I see the one who was talking about us.
07:09It doesn't matter.
07:11It does matter.
07:12Stop.
07:13Let's do a big cheers to Kristen and Luke.
07:15Stop being on your own about you.
07:17Let it be about Kristen and Luke.
07:18Come on.
07:19I'm so happy for you guys.
07:21Don't let them watch you.
07:22Don't let them take your piece.
07:23Don't let them...
07:24Don't give it to them.
07:25I just want to thank you for coming and celebrating us.
07:27Kristen and I are going to call it a night,
07:28and no one else is welcome in our room, so...
07:31Congratulations!
07:32Cheers!
07:33Cheers!
07:34Everyone, GTFO, it's baby-making time.
07:37Lucy, you're the best.
07:38Thank you so much for your hospitality.
07:40You're welcome.
07:41And it's not just me and I leaving.
07:43Slap.
07:44I want to say that.
07:45Do you want to be petty?
07:46Or do you want to be above it all?
07:49Don't let anybody take your piece.
07:50There you go.
07:51But guess what?
07:52We're not...
07:53Stop it.
07:54I'm...
07:55We're gonna go to bed.
08:01I am really tight.
08:02Let's brush our teeth.
08:03Let's take all our clothes off, and then we go to bed.
08:06Works for me?
08:07Okay, come on.
08:08All right.
08:09Let's brush our teeth.
08:10Call it a night.
08:15Hi.
08:16Hello.
08:17Come sit.
08:18Come sit.
08:19Come sit.
08:20Hi, guys.
08:21We heard some commotion.
08:22Someone was talking very loudly.
08:23It was just that.
08:24Well, Janet.
08:25Okay, sorry.
08:26Jason in the other room.
08:27The other right here.
08:28Yeah, there's...
08:29I told her to come in here.
08:30No, I said, wake up, bitch.
08:31She's over there listening.
08:33What's going on?
08:36I told her, I said...
08:37I didn't think they were gonna be here.
08:39Exactly.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:43It was tough.
08:44It's okay.
08:45Thank God Kristen and Luke are in the room.
08:48And pray the sperm went into the egg.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Is that how it works?
08:53Good night.
08:54Love you.
08:55I'm just not sure what to do.
08:57I don't necessarily want to have this dramatic exit of leaving the trip early, but I also
09:02don't feel comfortable staying here.
09:04I truly...
09:05I don't know what the best move is.
09:06I don't want to cry.
09:08Ugh.
09:09Coming up.
09:10I don't need you to go fight, Janet.
09:11She's coming tonight.
09:12Are you guys gonna be okay?
09:13I just want her to shut the up and not come between me and you.
09:18Beautiful day.
09:19So beautiful.
09:20Great.
09:34Have a great day.
09:35Have a great day.
09:36Happy, grateful, and blessed.
09:39Hi.
09:41You don't feel well and you're gonna go to the gym.
09:43Working out is good for your body.
09:52First day of waking up engaged.
09:53This is your fiancee era.
09:58Oh.
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00What?
10:02I'm sorry, what?
10:04How the hell does Jax know?
10:06I just want to know who told Jax.
10:09Like, that was the first text that I woke up to.
10:11Jax Taylor knows? Like, loud mouth?
10:14Who is literally going to tell everyone under the sun?
10:17Yeah, not cool.
10:18I literally hadn't even texted my mom,
10:20my sister, my brother, like, anyone yet.
10:27Morning, sunshine.
10:28The boys' chat is going crazy.
10:30Jax wants to tell everybody.
10:32Wait, how did Jax find out?
10:34I don't know.
10:37Hey.
10:38Hey.
10:39What's up?
10:40How you feeling?
10:41I'm good.
10:42Um, Jax, like, how does he know?
10:45I told him, but I told him not to, like, say anything.
10:50I didn't want him to know,
10:51because he texts the whole boys' chat.
10:53I did?
10:54Yes, I didn't even, like,
10:55we didn't even get to tell her family.
10:56Are you kidding me?
10:58Brittany, what, of course he's going to tell everyone.
11:00Why the would you text the boys' chat?
11:03Look, we want to tell people.
11:04I didn't mean for, I didn't, obviously.
11:06Ugh, I hate that.
11:08Okay, we'll see you in a bit.
11:09I need to shower and eat.
11:10All right.
11:11Bye.
11:12Okay, all right, bye.
11:13She was married to him for five years.
11:15She's like, wait, he told people?
11:19Screw it, screw it.
11:20Let's not let him steal your piece right now.
11:22I know.
11:34How much longer do you think you have to work today?
11:36Probably all day and all night.
11:40I just need to catch up with a few months.
11:42I'm not going to do, like, everything,
11:43but I've just got to respond to a few things.
11:45How are you feeling? Are you tired?
11:47I actually slept fine, but it was really awkward
11:51that everybody was, like, in here celebrating.
11:54You know, this is, last night was the first time
11:56I realized that this living room
11:58is actually part of our room.
11:59I know.
12:00Specifically.
12:01We were hosting last night.
12:02I know.
12:03When they showed up, I was like, ugh.
12:04I just wanted to disappear.
12:06What's more awkward, leaving early
12:08or staying and kind of quietly staying around the group?
12:12I don't know what to do.
12:13It's just, like, a little awkward.
12:15Like, to be on a trip with friends
12:18who, like, haven't really acknowledged each other
12:20but how they're engaged.
12:21And, like, she was one of three people
12:25that was at our house at seven in the morning
12:27when we got engaged.
12:28When I imagined Kristen getting engaged,
12:30I always imagined, like, a really happy,
12:32fun celebration that I'm a part of.
12:34And it just, it's sad because this whole summer
12:38we couldn't figure it out.
12:40I don't want to, like, ignore and be rude,
12:42but I also, like, don't want to be intrusive
12:44on their celebrations.
12:47Sadly, the best thing I think
12:49that I could have done yesterday
12:50was remove myself from the situation.
12:54So I hope our absence was, like, actually, like, a gift.
12:58It's been a year or two of, like, just shaky, bad.
13:01It's never felt like a steady, good friendship.
13:03No, that is sad.
13:05Mm-hmm.
13:06You can't force them to be your friend.
13:07Nah, I could force them to be your friend.
13:08You could.
13:09All right.
13:13Thank you, Mr.
13:14Hey, how are you, fiance?
13:43Oh, gosh.
13:45Let me see it again whenever I'm not drunk.
13:48Oh, my God.
13:50It's so pretty.
13:52Did Jax call you?
13:53No, Luke made me block him.
13:55I can't believe it.
13:56I'm so sorry.
13:57I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
13:59I was on the phone with him because of Cruz's school.
14:02That's the only reason I was even talking to him.
14:05I don't know if it's like a habit,
14:07like he was my person for so long,
14:09but, like, I know not to tell him things.
14:11It's just, like, Jax is the biggest mouth of everyone.
14:13I know.
14:14I called him, and I went off on him.
14:17Sorry. I'm sorry.
14:18Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:20That was my mistake.
14:21No, I didn't, honey.
14:23I don't know why I did that.
14:25You know, it's like, I can't be mad at you.
14:26It's like, sorry, I'm not mad, but I'm just like...
14:28No, you can be mad at me.
14:30No, you can be, and I'm mad at myself.
14:33I just thought that somehow he knew,
14:36and I just word vomited, I guess,
14:39because it was, like, the big thing that happened,
14:40and I feel terrible for doing that.
14:42The last thing I wanted to do
14:44was put a damper on her day.
14:46Are you okay?
14:48It's just, like, a bummer.
14:49I know.
14:50Because I wanted to talk to you
14:51about something totally different,
14:52and then now I hate, I feel just like I have the skill
14:55because I don't want you to think I'm, like,
14:56gang up on you, but if I'm not honest with you,
14:58then it's like, what's our friendship
14:59if I'm not honest with you?
15:00Because I know if you were ever upset with me
15:02or, like, had something hanging over your head,
15:04you would tell me.
15:05Yeah.
15:06It's what Janet...
15:07Yeah.
15:08...girls night.
15:09Michelle and I are, like, trying to make eye contact.
15:11I'm trying to read her lips where she's like,
15:12I'm not mad at you.
15:13Yeah.
15:14And I see Janet the whole time going like this.
15:17How did Jesse know that Jenna and Aaron hooked up?
15:21When I invited her to my housewarming party,
15:23it didn't even cross my mind
15:25that she went on dates with him.
15:27I said, Janet, what the with the side eye?
15:29And she started screaming at me.
15:31Why are you getting involved also?
15:34No, she's doing the dirty work.
15:36Janet, come on.
15:38I don't need you to be, like, my body garb.
15:40You were like, Janet, come on.
15:42I didn't want her yelling at you.
15:45Yeah, but you didn't tell her.
15:47I did.
15:48Shut the up and don't talk bad about my best friend.
15:51So you want me to stand up more?
15:52Yes, Brittany, because you stand up for her to me all the time.
15:56Come on, Britt.
15:58Like, it's Janet.
15:59Like, use your brain.
16:01I'm tired of being one blamed for all the drama
16:03when I'm not the one creating it.
16:05I'm done.
16:06Are there any repercussions for Janet being a complete psycho
16:09and just, like, causing drama all the time?
16:12Listen, you mean the world to me,
16:14and I'm so sorry if you feel like I'm not taking up for you or not.
16:16I just know you're strong and you can take up for yourself,
16:18but I should, I definitely should stand up for you more.
16:21Janet's a miserable human being who literally can,
16:25it's like, I've just, I've had an, like, I'm literally up to here.
16:29I can't take it anymore.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Like, she, because she's coming tonight.
16:32Are you guys going to be okay?
16:33Yeah, she's nothing to me.
16:34She's a piece of cardboard.
16:35The last summer to the this summer and then the El Coyote thing.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Yeah.
16:40It was, like, my final straw.
16:41I just want her to shut the up and not come between me and you.
16:45I don't need you to go fight Janet.
16:46No, I know.
16:47But, like, it's exactly how Zach feels, too.
16:50She sucks.
16:53Jaina has my trust.
16:54She's been there for me and she's been a good friend to me,
16:56just like Kristen has my trust and she's been there for me as well.
16:59I don't feel like I should have to pick or choose.
17:02She came into the group how?
17:04Sheena.
17:05As a fan.
17:06And then I met her.
17:07As a fan.
17:08I met.
17:09I didn't know that.
17:10The first time I met Janet, I did not know that that was the case.
17:13Yeah.
17:14I first met Janet years and years ago through Sheena.
17:17We had a pretty good friendship for a while.
17:20And much later on, I found out Janet was a fan of Vanderpump Rules.
17:25It's not always a terrible thing, but it feels a little creepy now.
17:31I have a tiny little bottle of .
17:33And I have to be very cautious about who I give a about or about, too.
17:37I'm going to run fresh out and I won't have to give about things that are important.
17:42Running out of to give.
17:43I'm kind of excited.
17:44Looks like we're going to have lunch and have a romantic boat day.
17:48All right.
17:49I'm going to get ready.
17:50Powering.
17:51Okay, babe.
17:52Dinner's going to be fun.
17:53Are you excited?
17:54Yeah, I'm hungry.
17:55I'm hungry.
17:56I'm hungry.
17:57You're not hungry.
17:58I just want to get some really good food, which I think we will get because it's
18:00Hawaiian.
18:01Some of the sun.
18:02No, it's actually a theme of fun.
18:03I'm a really good family.
18:04This is good for us here.
18:05Yeah, I'm good for this game.
18:06I put your wedding ring in the bedside drawer.
18:08This cruise has been planned as our last night of fun.
18:13I was looking forward to it.
18:14I mean, I gave Kristin her night, so it's a new night tonight.
18:20I want to hang out with my friends.
18:34What's the worst that could happen?
18:35Someone's going to get thrown overboard?
18:36Me?
18:37I'm going to get thrown overboard.
18:38Me?
18:39I'm going to get to the back of my boat.
18:42I'm going to get thrown overboard.
18:44I do know how to swim.
18:56We're on the boat for four hours.
18:58Really? Is that right?
19:00Oh, Kristen's calling me. Hold on a second.
19:02Hello?
19:04Hello, Kristen?
19:06Kristen?
19:08Kristen?
19:10Oh, okay.
19:12Kristen?
19:14Hello, hello?
19:16Hello, hello?
19:18See turtles?
19:20I'm excited.
19:22She's so buddy-buddy-buddy-buddy-buddy-buddy.
19:24They're best friends.
19:26Best friends forever and ever.
19:30Yeah. And ever.
19:32Look at this, Al.
19:34Nice.
19:35Ooh, cute boat.
19:36Ride of Maui!
19:38Yeah, so today is the last day of our trip. Look at they got the red carpet out and everything
19:45I'm hoping that everybody gets along with each other. Yeah, I got to hold this down. I got you. That's your butt
19:51Please please please don't bring any of your other into the picture. Just leave it aside, please
20:02Welcome I'm dead
20:04I can't I keep looking at this, but he asked for a banana hammock and what he really needs an almond hammock
20:12Imagine if I put that thing on no way macadamia hammock
20:17I'm kind of confused. Were we supposed to dress up like boat people?
20:20Or is he just taking this upon himself to wear these tiny little shorts? Like does he just want us to see the outline of his dick? I
20:26Can't get out of my brain Luke's balls
20:30He's just like here we are yeah, I ain't gonna lay in my face. I just kept averting my eyes all day
20:40Now we all know what Kristen's working with for the rest of her life
20:44Please move away. Oh Jesus
20:48Yes
20:50Look at that giant sea turtle dude. Oh my god look at his face
20:54Freddie
20:55Sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Sharks Sharks
20:58We got this we got this
20:59Are you okay?
21:00I'm tired
21:04Kristen's being cold which I expected so I'm just gonna try to avoid her
21:09Check out maybe where the life vests are in case it seems better to maybe jump in and stay on
21:15on. Oh boy, here we go. I can tell it was looking a little rough. I'm telling you, somebody's
21:28going to throw up. Are you? That someone is me. I don't know if people are getting seasick
21:34or they're getting Luke moose knuckle sick. What's a moose knuckle? It's like a male camel
21:42toe. Do you know what a camel toe is? I do. Okay. That's a moose knuckle. Everything just
21:47kind of shoved in there. Twig and berries all together. Just kind of like a moose knuckle.
21:55Is that better? Or is that more like a tripper?
21:58No, I don't know what to do or say. It's like just awkward.
22:05All right. Well, I'm a little seasick, so I think brie cheese would be the best thing
22:13for me. I wish we could be out here like 2 a.m. to see stars and stuff. You're staring
22:18at a star right now. What did you like about him? The kind of stars I like are more like
22:23balls of gas, not like the D-list variety. I have balls of gas right now, too, because
22:27he used to cook for me, do a lot of romantic things, like be at home. When did that stop?
22:38Like a couple big deals. Not everybody can handle success or money.
22:43Jesse wasn't a douche when I met him. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment. He didn't have
22:48money. I would come over and it'd be like super romantic and candles. And then he became
22:54douchier as time went on. When you get a little bit of money, your real colors come out.
23:00And just seeing him with that hat. Ugh. He's Captain Douchebag.
23:12Oh my God. This is... So fancy.
23:15Ooh, yes. Is this papaya?
23:18Hold on. I need to like make a little play because I'm starving.
23:21Where's our bag, babe? I don't want this on anymore.
23:23Okay. I'm done with this.
23:24No. I'm constricting my balls. Don't do it.
23:26It's not good for reproduction. It seems like your balls are fully out.
23:30They're pretty constricted. It's quite tight underneath here.
23:34He said it's lobster or something. Oh, charcuterie.
23:37It's really fun to sit at the food table.
23:40Janet, do you want to sit over here? I can scoot.
23:42I'm sharing with Jason.
23:45Do you get so full and loaded when you drink IPAs?
23:48Kind of. It also stops me from being able to pound margaritas and then scream at everybody.
23:52I said, I think it's Jesse.
23:53I'm out. I'm with you, y'all. Get your to-go box. Bye.
23:57That is good, too. This mozzarella.
23:59I feel bad that Janet feels like she needs to stay away from the group right now
24:06because she's probably feeling so awkward because she wasn't allowed to be at the stuff last night.
24:09But now, we're all stuck on this boat, and there's nowhere to escape.
24:14I love bacon.
24:20Coming up.
24:21I talked to Brittany this morning about it. I go, do we exhaust everything? Do we go to therapy together?
24:25That's a bad idea.
24:26I just got out of rehab. She didn't give me a chance to prove anything.
24:29Dude.
24:29I love you guys. Seriously, everybody that's here, I'm very happy.
24:40Wait, oh, oh, you're talking low.
24:42First off, I have to thank everyone for being here.
24:46I know there has been a lot of confusion. There's been a lot of people in the dark.
24:49There have been some frustrations. However, I'm glad everyone is here for our engagement.
24:55We're so blessed. Cheers to that, everybody. Cheers. Let's go.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Congratulations.
25:08Oh, my God. So sorry.
25:09I know. I hate that you're so nauseous.
25:11Yep.
25:12I'm just trying to look for animals down there.
25:14Can we chum the water so that sharks come? Is that illegal?
25:17Can we put Jax Taylor in there?
25:19That'd be great. I'll use him as chum.
25:21Um, I do have to ask you.
25:26I woke up and Jesse came to my door and was like, Jax just texted in the boys chat.
25:31Trust me.
25:33Ma'am?
25:34Ma'am.
25:35I already know.
25:36Do I need to ream you a new one?
25:37Yes.
25:38Good, because I'm pissed.
25:40I immediately regretted it, obviously.
25:43I screamed at him and he knows.
25:45If he goes on, like, Twitter or does something dumb, he is done.
25:51Where we going, I can take you dead if you want to pull up in the Panamera.
25:56You were fine, little Diamond Square, but you've been acting all weird, kind of like you can, right?
26:01Ooh.
26:03Get too bad to be too sure.
26:07Hello.
26:09Yo.
26:10Your door was open.
26:11It's always open for you.
26:12I don't know if I can say the same.
26:14Look what I got you.
26:15Oh, that's the official meal of somebody who's getting divorced.
26:18You're a sad man.
26:19Hey, got some news.
26:20What?
26:21Guess who got engaged?
26:23Dodie.
26:24What?
26:24Dodie and Luke got engaged.
26:26Kristen Dodie?
26:27Off the market.
26:29Is this always the bridesmaid, never the bride?
26:31Wait, I'm actually really happy for her.
26:33I'm going to text her.
26:34What?
26:35You should text her.
26:36You should text her, too.
26:36I already did, but I don't know if you're allowed to know.
26:39So, please, I've already said something on the group chat.
26:41I don't know.
26:42I won't say anything.
26:42Did she announce it on social media?
26:44No.
26:44Okay, I'm not going to say anything then.
26:46I don't want to be the one that told you, because I'm already, you know me, I got a big mouth.
26:49That's one thing that I'll never be able to fix, is I cannot keep a secret.
26:53So, I go, I walk back into my bedroom, I open up the door, and guess what I see?
26:58I see Brittany and Kristen on the bed.
27:02So, I go to the pool.
27:03Kristen is out in the pool area.
27:05Why at 7.30 in the morning would you be in a pool drinking with your ex-boyfriend?
27:10It's regarding Michelle.
27:11Oh, there's another guy that, you're not filming this, are you?
27:14Well, of course they're filming it.
27:16Oh, you do have a big mouth.
27:20I know that I shouldn't have told him.
27:26I don't know why, but you have to also remember-
27:28No, I do.
27:29I do.
27:29That that was my person for a long time.
27:31I agree.
27:31And I'm disappointed in myself because I know that he would tell.
27:34I appreciate-
27:35But, like, I didn't even, like, think about it.
27:37This is part of the trauma that you've been through, and so I know that you fall back into
27:42these patterns.
27:43Yeah.
27:44I don't really think I'm backsliding back into Jax.
27:47He's been my person that I talk to every single day for 10 years.
27:50And it's very easy to miss somebody who you still love.
27:54I mean, I would still be with Jax if it wasn't for everything that he's pulled.
27:58I just got out of rehab, and I got served divorce papers five minutes later.
28:04Yeah, I was here.
28:06Did you get served?
28:07I did.
28:07Divorce papers?
28:10Yeah.
28:11Oh, I was fully joking.
28:12I talked to Brittany this morning about it.
28:14I go, you really, really want to do this, right?
28:16Like, you're on board, and then she didn't really answer me.
28:20Do we exhaust everything?
28:21Do we go to therapy together?
28:23Wait, was that an angle where you're trying to instill a seed of doubt?
28:26I was like, listen, can we put a pin in it, maybe?
28:28Dude, I don't think that's a bad idea.
28:29Is that a bad idea?
28:30Yeah, it's a bad idea.
28:31I just got out of rehab.
28:32She didn't even give me a chance to prove anything.
28:34Dude, I think it's a ticking time bomb.
28:36I think if you moved him back together, you would end up in jail.
28:38No, no, but let's, can we just try to go to therapy first?
28:42I don't think that's a good idea.
28:43I think you guys should date other people, explore other options for a year,
28:46try to work on being good co-parents.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:49But I do think there needs to be healthy boundaries.
28:51My goal is for Brittany and I to be amicable co-parents.
28:56It's a really big deal.
28:58You're ending a decade of being together.
29:00You still question it.
29:01Like, am I doing the right thing?
29:05I can't deal with the drama for my entire life.
29:09No, I agree.
29:10So I'm trying to slowly work things in.
29:14Let me just say this.
29:15Last night, I see you falling back into the pattern.
29:18Cruises with Zulie and Jax right now at my house.
29:22Like, you telling me that you've already given him privileges back that he hasn't earned?
29:27Like, he was there early.
29:28Zulie was still there for a couple hours while he was there.
29:31He basically did bedtime, wake up, and then took him to school at 8.45 in the morning.
29:36I've also put a lot of rules in place.
29:39Okay, wait.
29:39Like, it's not just...
29:40These are the divorce papers.
29:41I'm putting them right here.
29:42Are you going to sign?
29:42Yes.
29:43Perfect.
29:45Coming up...
29:46Why did you yell at me at El Coyote?
29:48You've been up my ass all summer telling me that you want to repair things, and then you
29:53scream at me like that.
30:00Oh, there it goes.
30:01There it goes.
30:01They're coming up.
30:02Oh, son of a gun.
30:04I saw him take it.
30:06Oh, why is there so much tipping?
30:08And down.
30:10If global warming happens and the seas rise,
30:13I'm taking myself out.
30:15Look how romantic this is.
30:16So romantic.
30:18I love it.
30:18I'm going to be sad to go.
30:19I know, right?
30:20Yeah.
30:21It has been somewhat of a good vacation, I feel like.
30:23I think so.
30:25For the most part.
30:26So when we were doing the luau yesterday, and Zach wanted to talk to me.
30:32Yeah, I was wondering what was going on there.
30:34We talked about the Jenna thing, and he was like, it wasn't malicious, and I'm sorry if
30:38I made you feel that way.
30:39So he apologized.
30:40That's nice.
30:41This Jenna girl that Aaron once hooked up with, I suddenly always see her everywhere,
30:47and I never saw her before.
30:49And then he was like, but you know, I just think that other people play a role in all of
30:54this.
30:55He actually brought up Sheena and you.
30:57I think you just think that it's all on Kristen, like, and Jenna's a plant, and-
31:03Well, I don't trust Kristen.
31:03If you look at it, Janet and Sheena, they've been talking about it more.
31:08Like, they're the ones that brought it up to people.
31:10So they made it kind of a thing, whereas Kristen never did.
31:14Wait, so Zach's trying to imply that it's not Kristen and Zach that bring Jenna around.
31:19It's how me and Sheena.
31:21Oh, come on.
31:22I know having some girl that is in, like, the outskirts of the friend group coming around
31:27and talking about when she hooked up with Aaron years ago is probably the most uncomfortable
31:30thing ever.
31:31And obviously, like, you're my real friend.
31:33I am not trying to hurt you at all.
31:36I know.
31:36And I feel that.
31:37And Sheena loves you.
31:38And I know she would do anything for you, too.
31:40So this is confusing.
31:41It is so hard to, like, walk on ships.
31:44Hey, how are you?
31:44Oh, hi.
31:45How was that?
31:46Wait, can I charge my phone on this?
31:47This is amazing.
31:48No, but I have a phone charger.
31:49Zach, will you come down here for a second, actually?
31:51Yeah.
31:52Yeah.
31:53If anybody's trying to say that I-
31:55I actually want to hear what he has to say.
31:56Me too.
31:57Jenna just asked me to come talk to her with Michelle.
32:00Will you go with me?
32:01Yes, I'm sure.
32:04Trust.
32:05Trust.
32:05Where should I sit?
32:08Right here's good.
32:09Here's good?
32:09Okay.
32:10Oh.
32:12I wanted to clear some things up because Michelle was confused about what you said the other day.
32:19What Michelle was saying is, where the did Jenna come from?
32:23I have known her, hung out with her-
32:2417 years as long as I've moved.
32:26The week I moved here, I met her-
32:28Yeah.
32:28With Sheena.
32:29Correct.
32:29Sheena literally called Jenna her best friend.
32:31Jenna was around, and then Sheena brought you into this.
32:34Sheena started a lot of that was unnecessary.
32:36All these rumors and all these stories, it all leads back to Janet and Sheena.
32:41I think they're just like as messy as a three-year-old that just got handed a bowl of spaghetti.
32:46You know that going everywhere.
32:48You called Sheena immediately, or texted her, I'm not sure, and said shady ass s***.
32:54Because then I'm like, well, what are you saying about me when I'm not around?
32:57Here's the thing with Zach.
32:58He's drunk.
32:59He blacks out.
33:01He forgets everything he said.
33:02But I'm like, still going to talk s*** behind your back and probably again to your face.
33:07I was very uncomfortable of what you said to Erin the moment you met him.
33:11You're friends with Jenna Willis, right?
33:13Or you know Jenna Willis, who is a very good friend of mine.
33:15Good for you.
33:16Which is like kind of how I knew who you were.
33:19So that was like me and you.
33:20And El Coyote, I was frustrated because Sheena's on one side, you're on the other side screaming bloody murder.
33:28That's not how I remember that situation, but okay.
33:31This is a conversation that Michelle and I could have had without you being involved and making it so much bigger.
33:38We would call you accountable.
33:39A word you can't stand.
33:41It was just unnecessary.
33:43It was unnecessary bull s***.
33:44Michelle was not dating Erin in 2022.
33:46I know that.
33:47So why did you f***ing yell at me at El Coyote and go,
33:49Yes, you did say that, Chris.
33:51I said accountability.
33:52And I was like, true colors.
33:53You've been up my ass all summer telling me that you want to repair things.
33:57And then you f***ing dream of me like that.
33:59I did want to repair things until you spread rumors about my husband.
34:04I did.
34:04We talked about that in person.
34:07Me, you, Luke, and Jason sat down at the shark party.
34:10I heard a rumor that a year ago or so,
34:13Jasmine heard that you take your ring off sometimes at bars.
34:15Never, never would have done that in my life.
34:20You're mad at the ring thing still?
34:21I thought that day you go, this is a joke.
34:24I know my husband.
34:25I know he is a upstanding, wonderful, trustworthy, committed man.
34:31Who would never, ever do anything.
34:34Stop doing this when I'm speaking.
34:36That's rude.
34:37I know who Jason is.
34:38I know he would never do the things that you were accusing him of.
34:42And at the time, I was like, whew, if that's it.
34:45Oh, okay, you're going to laugh at that.
34:46Because I didn't accuse him of anything.
34:47I repeated something.
34:49That's the difference.
34:50She did not accuse him of anything.
34:51I repeated something.
34:51She said a rumor was heard.
34:53You repeated a rumor about him to damage his reputation.
34:56Yes.
34:56Yeah.
34:57It's wild that Kristen's still hiding behind this.
34:59I'm just repeating what I heard.
35:01Like, I don't know how many times that's an excuse.
35:03You're just as much to blame.
35:05Your hands are dirty.
35:06You are a gossip.
35:06I did it because you were attacking Danny and Nia,
35:09and I told you that in person.
35:12I said, if you're going to attack Danny and Nia,
35:14I said out loud that Danny did what he did.
35:18Is there a difference?
35:19Yeah, there's a big difference.
35:20There's a difference.
35:20No, there's not.
35:21Attacking someone?
35:22Sorry, no, I said out loud, yes,
35:24that he sexually assaulted Jasmine and Michelle.
35:27All right.
35:27Bye.
35:28I'm done.
35:29Nope.
35:30She does not get to say Danny sexually assaulted someone.
35:34I'll throw her off the bed.
35:36Janet's story about Danny just keeps escalating.
35:40So first I heard it was like Danny was drunk
35:43and maybe a little bit inappropriate,
35:45and now it's full-on damaging slander.
35:49That's the definition.
35:50Okay, well, that's sexual assault.
35:51Okay, that's crazy.
35:52You're crazy.
35:54It's just becoming bigger, bigger, and bigger
35:57until she really sets someone off, like me.
36:00Sorry.
36:06How did it go?
36:07Are you okay?
36:08I'm about to throw the bitch off the boat,
36:09but it's all good.
36:10No, really?
36:11Yep.
36:12Nothing about me, though.
36:13Not about you.
36:14Daniel.
36:14You want to sit down?
36:16Done.
36:17She's talking about you still?
36:19What are you talking about now?
36:20Janet!
36:20Just now, the s*** she just said about him?
36:24She's...
36:24Oh, my blood.
36:27Why is she still talking about Danny?
36:28Janet has reached a new low.
36:30How dare she say those words about Danny?
36:32She has crossed the f***ing line.
36:34This is actual slander.
36:36It's actual defamation.
36:37I've already heard your side of the story.
36:41Okay, I'm going to tell you what she said.
36:42Daniel sexually assaulted.
36:44That's what she said.
36:45She's attempting to ruin someone's life
36:49that doesn't deserve it.
36:51Sexually assaulted.
36:52That's what she said.
36:55Not cool.
37:04Unfortunately for Danny,
37:06the definition of what he did is sexual assault.
37:09I'm sorry that he did that,
37:10but I'm not going to be painted
37:12as the bad guy for talking about
37:14something that happened.
37:15That's bull s***.
37:16I'm sure she's running right now
37:17to Danny and Ian saying sexual assault.
37:21Having a lawyer of a husband is tough
37:23because if you use the legal terms for stuff,
37:25people get really upset.
37:27Should I say, like, he got handsy?
37:29He molested?
37:30Groped?
37:32When I repeated...
37:34The rumors about you with the ring
37:35I was wrong.
37:37I felt Janet was attacking Danny and Mia.
37:40So I was like,
37:41Glass Housewives.
37:41No, you thought I was attacking Danny.
37:43Both of you.
37:43There's also rumors
37:44that you're saying random rumors
37:45all like saying stuff like that.
37:46I was being a bitch.
37:47It was Glass Housewives.
37:48You're going to go out for my friends?
37:49I'm going to come for you.
37:50You guys, what's going on for me?
37:52I thought this conversation
37:55was going to go the right way.
37:56Yeah.
37:56I did.
37:57Yeah.
37:57Wait, actually,
37:58do you want to ask him right now?
37:59Because I would love
38:00to have the skirt comment
38:01because the thing is,
38:03at Aveline,
38:04she said it to me.
38:05Janet's a dirty liar.
38:06Clearly, Janet and her minions,
38:08aka Jared,
38:08are going after Danny
38:10for more than just
38:11what happened at Halloween.
38:12I know what he did
38:14and it wasn't right.
38:14Not only just to you guys,
38:16but like there was a second time
38:17it was like a group of fans,
38:20a group of like
38:20bachelorette party girls
38:22and Danny had had one too many
38:24and he was being inappropriate.
38:25He was making a group of women
38:27feel uncomfortable.
38:28And after Jason pulled him away
38:30and was like,
38:31dude, you have a wife,
38:32you have kids,
38:33like don't do this.
38:34He said,
38:35Nia will always be up here,
38:36but I have a weakness
38:37for hot girls
38:38in little skirts.
38:39I didn't hear that.
38:41You need to do this right now.
38:43With calm energy.
38:44Just go talk to Jason.
38:45You calm energy.
38:46Sorry.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Can I walk with you?
38:49And it's just the one question
38:51and clear it up.
38:55Hey guys,
38:56can I just hop in
38:56for one quick question
38:57and then you can go
38:57right back to it?
38:58Well, I'm going to ask.
38:59You can ask.
39:00Zach has said that,
39:01Janet has said numerous times
39:02that when taking pictures
39:04with fans
39:05that you said
39:07that I like your...
39:07The Mars thing you're talking about.
39:08And yes,
39:09and short skirts.
39:11I literally didn't say that.
39:12Eyewitnesses who were there
39:13have said that to Janet.
39:14Jared and Brittany said that.
39:15I didn't hear the skirts thing.
39:17This had nothing to do
39:18with you guys
39:18and I hate that
39:19it's being brought
39:20into this again.
39:21But when Kristen
39:22all of a sudden says,
39:23well, it's the same thing
39:24about the Danny and Nia thing,
39:25should I just not say a word?
39:27I used the definition
39:29of what happened that night
39:30and I'm sorry
39:31that I had to do that.
39:32Had to or chose to?
39:34Honestly,
39:35it's absolutely terrible
39:35and I don't think
39:36anyone should be using
39:37those words
39:38unless it's the person
39:39that's, like, involved.
39:41Janet wasn't there,
39:42has nothing to do with her.
39:43It's almost using it
39:44and, like, weaponizing it
39:45in an aggressive way.
39:47Danny,
39:47I'm sorry it's hard.
39:48You don't want it
39:48to be talked about.
39:49You don't want it to be brought up.
39:49But you literally
39:50did these things.
39:51And how many times
39:52have I wound up for it?
39:53So getting mad at me
39:54for using words.
39:54I'm sorry.
39:55Kristen brought you guys up tonight
39:57and I'm sorry
39:58that I had to say
39:58what happened.
39:59Okay, I am yelling
40:04because I'm frustrated.
40:06I don't want to be
40:06fighting with you guys.
40:07I actually like you guys.
40:09Yeah, we're going to take a break.
40:10Okay.
40:11You can't just keep
40:12bringing up like that.
40:14Did I bring Danny and Mia
40:15up tonight?
40:16Yes, you're talking about
40:17people and things that happened
40:18when you weren't there.
40:19You get to see from
40:19Austin and Jasmine.
40:20Where if somebody makes
40:21a mistake,
40:21it can't be talked about.
40:22Buckle up.
40:25I mean, I'm one
40:26for some good drama,
40:27trust me,
40:28but I have no idea
40:30what's happening.
40:30You do not get to speak
40:32for Jasmine and Melissa.
40:33Is that all that happened?
40:33Can you all please
40:34stop talking about me
40:35and Jasmine?
40:36Shut the f*** up.
40:37Just got drunk.
40:37Shut the f*** up.
40:38Ask Jasmine and Melissa.
40:39You guys, come on.
40:40Come on.
40:41Come on.
40:41You're perpetuating this.
40:42If everybody here
40:43can just shut the f*** up
40:44about that situation,
40:45we're through with it.
40:46You.
40:47You don't need
40:47anybody else's opinion.
40:48Great.
40:52Please don't say
40:53Jasmine or Melissa again
40:55before I pop off.
40:56You just said it.
40:57Seriously.
40:57That's why I walked away.
40:58You brought Nia and Daniel
40:59into it.
41:00You brought them into it.
41:01You said Danny
41:01sexually assaulting me.
41:04Jasmine and Melissa.
41:04That's what you f***ing said.
41:06Oh, you're f***ing words, bitch.
41:07Get that.
41:08You're good.
41:08Oh, my God.
41:09Don't f***ing use their names.
41:11How dare you try to trash his name.
41:13You brought up their names.
41:14Why are we protecting
41:15the wrong people?
41:15See, nobody's protecting anybody.
41:17We just want the truth.
41:19Get the f*** off my boat.
41:20It's my f***ing engagement weekend.
41:22How about that, bitch?
41:24Done.
41:24You're f***ing psychos.
41:27I'm just telling Daniel,
41:29I'm like, oh, my God.
41:30We can't control anybody
41:32but ourselves.
41:32You can't change anybody.
41:33I just really hate that
41:34that went so bad with Kristen.
41:36Me too.
41:36It just went left.
41:37The best thing I can do right now
41:39with Kristen is stay away,
41:40and I genuinely wish the best
41:42from her, and we're going to go.
41:43We made it.
41:44Yes.
41:44Yes.
41:46We made it.
41:47Thanks, guys.
41:49Oh, God.
41:50What the actual hell?
41:52Thank you so much.
41:53Thank you, guys.
41:54I feel like a f***ing
41:55being around this.
41:56I've never been so mad.
41:58Don't make me knock your s*** out.
42:00Like, seriously, don't.
42:00Knock me out, Kristen.
42:01Knock me out.
42:02I'm going to f***ing knock her out.
42:03Let's go home.
42:04You're a f***ing fan, bitch.
42:06Congratulations on forever.
42:08Right here.
42:09There she...
42:10There's a reason it's
42:12crazy Kristen,
42:12not crazy Janet.
42:13Next time on The Valley.
42:18I've never wanted to, like,
42:19get off of Maui so bad.
42:21If Daniel's still drinking,
42:22I don't want to be super close.
42:24And then when she said
42:25that SA thing is when I went,
42:27I mean, now I'm really f***ing dumb.
42:30I'm installing a new ring right now,
42:32and they said there's a password
42:33that got sent to your phone.
42:34Jax, I'm not dumb.
42:35I'm the one who knows...
42:36I'm not here, Brittany.
42:37I'm not f***ing here.
42:38I'm at rock bottom right now.
42:39What else could go wrong?
42:41It's 10 years of my life.
42:42You could throw that away,
42:43but I can't.
42:44I beg you to go to therapy.
42:45I'm doing it now.
42:46You already ruined our family.
42:48This is, like, right up there with death.
42:50Oh.
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