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Matrimoney - Full Movie
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:04I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:47Come on, Becky.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet...
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:27but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright.
00:10:41And I promise,
00:10:42he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23Romulus,
00:11:24what are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:42At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See?
00:11:45There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:35What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15All right?
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:22Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:24And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:28I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:31Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:33to avoid any suspicion, you know?
00:13:34Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well,
00:13:39it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:42That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:44Are we agreed?
00:13:46Sure.
00:13:48All right. Sign here.
00:13:49Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:46Mom.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valino? Maybe you've... heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:40Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:43How did you even meet?
00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's... been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so... toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:19:59How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:16how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet home fries
00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it
00:20:43pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:47my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract
00:20:55is violated then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit i'm serious don't screw this up
00:21:02i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i know what i'm doing dog walker and
00:21:09just so we're clear i will fuck whoever i want whatever i want whatever i want fine do whatever
00:21:17you want sorry it's a bit harsh just really hung over that could have gone better
00:21:28you know you don't have to keep working amelia you're rich now i know i like it oh that's good
00:21:42to hear you know i just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son tell me uh how are things going
00:21:50between the two of you oh fine yeah we're still getting to know each other all right well give
00:21:57him time all right oh and listen he is not as bad as tmz says all right but i i promise i wouldn't be
00:22:05so sure yeah you're right well we'll see you later come on gucci come on bye gooch
00:22:13hey amelia hey jake
00:22:18gucci no royce
00:22:21it's a bad dog but i'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah same here
00:22:31sorry gucci's um a bit crazy his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts they should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owner is beverly hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah i'd like that
00:22:58so how long have you been a dog walker a couple months i like it i had a bunch of terrible
00:23:10gigs before barista uber driver delivery guy movie extra you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you how long you been doing this i don't know i my whole life i guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job and then i turned it into my own business
00:23:32i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow i guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the echoplex tonight do you want to go
00:23:50i kind of have to admit i had a crush on you
00:23:54you did
00:23:57yeah
00:23:58i still do
00:24:01he's cute i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:24:08then again that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12i'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18i mean uh regular yeah
00:24:22i know it's risky
00:24:25but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:24:28i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring
00:24:34um it's just a class ring from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools am i right
00:24:46i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me engaged no are you kidding
00:24:58i'm 24 i'm practically still a baby
00:25:00i mean i should be wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08royce pooped
00:25:13i should pick it up
00:25:15where i don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:17come on
00:25:20do i have to wear a suit every day
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you want to be ceo you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know i'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes i know
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first
00:25:47fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay
00:26:04hi i'm michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and this is our new palette
00:26:17it's matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's the presentation
00:26:27for me
00:26:28michelangelo
00:26:30what dad
00:26:37what did they do
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at amelia
00:26:52what about her
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns some money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03i guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06i hope she rubs off on you
00:27:08a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:38forty more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and i
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know i'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am i gonna tell chantelle
00:28:07i promise we'd netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights camera red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the
00:28:16team
00:28:17or dina
00:28:17amelia
00:28:19don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad i mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you
00:28:27yeah yeah just really starting to warm up to each other
00:28:31all right so it's all settled
00:28:33i'll see you at eight o'clock tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:35and don't be late
00:28:37why dad
00:28:42so remind me
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again
00:28:57because i want to do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know i never splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but since i'm part of the dina lavino family now
00:29:10i think i can afford to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there
00:29:25i'm coming out
00:29:27is that bad
00:29:37i've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43by that dress
00:29:44asap
00:29:45leave me alone party boy
00:29:51i've got my own function tonight
00:30:15what are you looking at
00:30:29you're spilling all over yourself
00:30:31thanks
00:30:32uh um
00:30:33i
00:30:34did you forget my name
00:30:36no
00:30:37there's just
00:30:38uh
00:30:39something
00:30:40different
00:30:41did you change your hair
00:30:42why do you care
00:30:43why do you care
00:30:43the man whore house is yours tonight
00:30:46i'm going out
00:30:46i just forgot my charger
00:30:47awesome
00:30:48awesome thanks
00:30:49i'm taking this
00:30:53wait
00:30:54wait i've been calling you
00:30:55we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:30:56i told you i'm busy
00:30:58hold on
00:30:59emilia
00:31:02emilia
00:31:02all right
00:31:11hey
00:31:11look who's right on time
00:31:12nice
00:31:13where's emilia
00:31:15she's sick
00:31:18she can't make it
00:31:19whoa whoa whoa
00:31:20if your fiance is sick
00:31:22you know
00:31:22you can't go out and party
00:31:23yeah you gotta stay home with her
00:31:26give her some
00:31:26give her some nice soup
00:31:28i'll catch both of you
00:31:30for the next one
00:31:31tell emilia that i hope she feels better soon
00:31:33poor thing
00:31:34okay dad
00:31:36see you in the office
00:31:37stupid dog walker
00:31:45tricking me with her makeover
00:31:46i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:48hey
00:31:56it's michael angelo dean novino
00:31:58you still track people
00:32:04wow
00:32:15amelia
00:32:16hi
00:32:17you look like you just walked off a runway
00:32:22without a dog
00:32:23sorry
00:32:24i don't come to concerts often
00:32:26i kind of panicked
00:32:27no worries
00:32:28i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:32:31yeah
00:32:32but you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender
00:32:36wow
00:32:37you had good treatment
00:32:38you look like
00:32:39thanks dad
00:32:41hey
00:32:43lover boy
00:32:44we're on
00:32:45gotta go
00:32:48find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53lover boy
00:32:54rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16good
00:33:25nothing from michelangelo
00:33:27maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:28one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys were great
00:33:47you really think so
00:33:50i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who
00:33:54you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older
00:34:00i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's alright
00:34:05lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:34:07you want some of that a drink
00:34:09yeah
00:34:10thank you
00:34:11so
00:34:17when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college
00:34:25but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome
00:34:29and when i get my record deal
00:34:31i can finally quit my job
00:34:32focus on music full time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking
00:34:36i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but
00:34:39it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:42i don't even like dogs that much
00:34:44i'm more of a cat person
00:34:46a cat person?
00:34:50who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56i just want to relax
00:34:59have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:03i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure
00:35:09we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16what the heck
00:35:17i'm tipsy
00:35:18and he's cute
00:35:19michelangelo had his fun
00:35:20now i can have mine
00:35:26looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:38what's going on?
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:35:42the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo?
00:35:50back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:55she's my fiance
00:35:55so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:14all the way to fucking sober
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:19i can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:36:30following me around
00:36:31just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what i get it
00:36:37you saw me with chantelle last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous?
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:36:51i have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing?
00:36:54that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:57oh fine
00:36:59i'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient Rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05you're treating me
00:37:05like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you are history's worst nightmare
00:37:11i tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35i fucking hate you more
00:37:37you are just a ΓΊltim
00:37:38but what iμ¬ i have so much
00:37:41i'm quite hungry
00:37:41i agreed to look at it
00:37:42but really i have to take it
00:37:56over now that we didn't say it
00:37:57i came to make this money
00:37:58I wish I didn't get it, but what did you do?
00:38:01She won't say, she won't say, she won't say.
00:38:28Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks, just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely. I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis. Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great. Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:50So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night. Wait. For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him. And... how was it? Well... really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:40:20Actually... it was the best sex I ever had. Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis. Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I don't get it. He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons. I feel like... like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and... you get the picture.
00:40:49Hey. Opposites attract. I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much. Because you're so different. Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes. Right on the schedule. Dog walkers in love with me. I'll have to let her down easy. Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:30What was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:41:41Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:48Hey. Unfortunately, something came up. I... I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she... texted me yet?
00:42:11Take it out tonight.
00:42:15How can I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:19Hey.
00:42:31Hi.
00:42:32We should talk about...
00:42:36We should talk about it last night.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So, why aren't we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:58So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21They should change the name.
00:45:22No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:49Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:56The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like you and me.
00:46:03Together, together.
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:18I don't know.
00:46:19Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:31Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman.
00:46:59He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:03And I don't blame him.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:09I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:17Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancΓ©.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person.
00:47:29It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:37Wow.
00:47:40That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen.
00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park.
00:48:10Mm-hmm.
00:48:11I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get a lover boy.
00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:35Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:43Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:09I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:27Grazie.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. De Novelino.
00:49:29What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:49:42But Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:55I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:02I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:05Why don't you get us a court script?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:14That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:36I can't cook at all.
00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:43My mom taught me.
00:50:44Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:03And she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:18That's really special.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:31But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:47I'm sorry.
00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No.
00:52:03No, it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:37I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41You need to have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:48Ready, bro?
00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wear man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00TouchΓ©.
00:53:01There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:04Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:18Sorry.
00:53:19It's reflex.
00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:25Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:29Could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40Look who's here.
00:53:42Hey, my little guy.
00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here.
00:53:50Let's try it on.
00:53:52Oh, yeah.
00:53:53Now, here's mine.
00:53:56Just like that.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Even got one for big brother.
00:54:00Right there.
00:54:02Come to papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:06All right.
00:54:07All right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says the band is free.
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:24Coldplay.
00:54:26Well, all right.
00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37Why?
00:54:37Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No.
00:54:41Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Wow.
00:54:56I never thought of that.
00:54:57You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:21He's cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:24We're going to cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:43So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:48I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:59Congratulations.
00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating.
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so
00:56:40far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:45It's me.
00:56:50I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kind of like him.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:16Babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:18We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy.
00:57:21I have real feelings for him.
00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:52What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57Meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:07Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:22Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:38You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious.
00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:43Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:52It's enormous.
00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:11So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:21How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:39It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
01:00:09You hardly touch your food.
01:00:13It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:18Mine tastes great.
01:00:21So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:00:28You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your fun.
01:00:37Um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:45That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:00:50Are you going to support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:14We know now.
01:01:15Easy, Betsy.
01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:31Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:45Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:22I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:32That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:44Don't listen to him.
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:59We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:06Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21But he isn't a monster.
01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:31Lay low for a bit.
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:49You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:53Loose ends.
01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:02They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:04Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:04:10See?
01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus.
01:04:19Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What?
01:04:21What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:34You came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment.
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:49You should punish me for straying.
01:04:54You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:04Nice underwear.
01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:16Let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:30I thought I wanted this.
01:05:32But I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:00And I just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:07Here there.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:16Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there.
01:06:23What?
01:06:23Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:25That's it, Dad.
01:07:29Amelia?
01:07:30Amelia?
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:43He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:09He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:28I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:50A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia?
01:09:02Can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia?
01:09:10Can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:16Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:48Why, son?
01:10:53Consider our contract to Noel and Boyd.
01:11:02Amelia.
01:11:04Where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:42All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:12And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Uh, Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:26I love you.
01:13:27I love you.
01:13:29I...
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former Man Thong model.
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of
01:13:57on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40That's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister,
01:14:43I always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:47Very well done.
01:14:48Woohoo!
01:14:49Strong faithis,
01:14:50close family.
01:14:54Choosing those
01:14:56the-
01:14:58Woohoo!
01:15:01Daughter.
01:15:02Daughter.
01:15:03Daughter.
01:15:04Daughter.
01:15:05Daughter.
01:15:07Daughter.
01:15:10Daughter.
01:15:11Daughter.
01:15:13Daughter.
01:15:14Daughter.
01:15:14Daughter.
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