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00:00I
00:30what do you think you're doing i'm sorry i don't want people thinking my son shacked up with a
00:40cleaner you're a landlady now act like it oh hello thought you were in charge i am but i still need
00:48that face and all the rest of it to pull the punters in well agatha christie would have got
00:53me it's halloween ghosts and ghouls not belgian detectives this is our first big do we've got
01:01to get it right on that we have a punch ball do you know i'm not seeing one now hello how do you
01:08go back hi stranger how are you i'm good yeah how are you yeah i'm great thanks how's susie
01:15she's hard work yeah she's out trick-or-treating tonight with taya and leanne
01:19a wise woman let someone else handle the sugar rush any chance of an introduction here sorry
01:25maggie this is adam adam this is maggie maggie is my partner ben's mum nice to meet her
01:29hey we're having a halloween party tonight you should come fancy dress yeah mandatory and bring
01:36a punch bowl if you've got one what kind of pub doesn't have a punch bowl i think i've got one
01:42if you'd want to borrow it well lead on pleased to meet her hi chalk belly down look good being the
01:53boss i'm gonna have fun and be quiet there's a halloween party at the rovers later if you can't see it
01:59well you're not worried about me making another mad posse are you it's behind us come on i promise
02:06you have free toffee apple i'll think about it all right all right better get on all right try love
02:13it's in it somewhere no rush
02:18hello hi i'm maggie the new owner of the rovers oh pleased to meet you oh grandad have you seen
02:29where the punch bowl is it's for the halloween party next door no sorry you're welcome to come
02:36if you want it's fancy dress well i appreciate the offer but uh the only mask i'm interested in tonight
02:43is mr doomer we'll try to keep the noise down so thank you lovely to meet you and you bye i um
02:52heard what you did by the way sorry asha the paramedic my friend uh she said that you looked
02:59after her that i just did what anyone would wish that was true anyway we all appreciate it not a
03:07problem okay right let's try and find this thing um would you mind checking the sideboard sure
03:13oh anyway i'm glad you were that sometimes that's all you need someone to let you know that it's all
03:19gonna be okay there it is there you go thank you is everything okay yes uh yes perfect um thanks again
03:37okay well oh thanks well you asked me to sort the costumes out yeah and i thought you'd get me like
03:44a cat hair headband or something not that i look like a rat idiot excuse me this is what some of my
03:49best friends wear every day well kind of yes hardly anyway can't just go as like a plains clothes
03:56copper or not go at all we're cops and robbers we've got to go as apparels it's not gonna make sense is
04:01it well that's not fair you're wearing a really nice top of an iron mask yeah and uh and a swag bag
04:07and a swag bag oh sorry i've got tons of paperwork to catch up on you know i've been away haven't i
04:13a lot of my too often uh behind it uh and i've already been poor uh aren't you uh very nice
04:22TIME
04:22um
04:22going to work and no play makes kyla a very dull fiance
04:23whoika NFC
04:24I'll get it
04:24come on how it looks like it's been ages since the prrenching fun
04:27selen vegados
04:28i'll make it up to you
04:30What do you do?
04:32Hmm.
04:34Oh.
04:38Pecky, welcome to our home again.
04:40What can we do for you?
04:42Erm, I was just passing and wondered if you fancied the cinema.
04:46We're going to a Halloween party at the pub.
04:48But you should come.
04:50You're all going? Yes, we are.
04:52We are?
04:54Please.
04:56Maybe next year. I'll, erm...
04:58I'll leave you guys to it.
05:02Bernie said she was settling in well, but it may take some time.
05:06Poor Asher.
05:08Well, at least she's in the right place.
05:10Well, we're very fortunate that the unit had a bed.
05:14Nina's very keen to visit.
05:16Oh, Amy is too.
05:18Well, if you see Bernie, give her my love, won't you?
05:20I shall.
05:22Right, I'd better go.
05:24The milk in my coffee has started to curdle.
05:27See ya.
05:29Cassie!
05:30Have you got a sec?
05:31Yeah.
05:32What's up?
05:33Have you spoke to Steve today?
05:34No, why something wrong?
05:35No, no, no. I spoke to him last night about the caps.
05:37You know, we still haven't replaced Arlene on the switch yet.
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:40Well, with him being away, I'm a little bit run ragged.
05:42And that's where you come in.
05:44Ah.
05:45You want me to fetch him back, eh?
05:47No chance of that?
05:48No. I want you to work for us.
05:49What?
05:50And I don't mean whilst he's away, I mean permanently.
05:53You've run the switch before, haven't you?
05:55Yeah.
05:56I mean, I didn't exactly cover myself in glory, though.
05:59Are you trying to set yourself out like this?
06:01Oh, no. No, I need the job.
06:02Good.
06:03Well, welcome to streetcars.
06:04Hey.
06:05I'll see you in the Rovers later to celebrate, eh?
06:07Cheers, Tim.
06:08Hey, listen.
06:09I won't let you down.
06:10Of course.
06:11Okay.
06:12Can I interest you in some punch?
06:18Brought to you by our friends next door.
06:20Well, the bowl is, anyway.
06:21What's in it?
06:22Blood, guts and chunks of human flesh.
06:24Orange juice, tomato juice, grapes and vodka is quite a lot of odd.
06:29Nah.
06:30I think I'll stick with me pintar.
06:31Hey, can I ask you, what have you come dressed as?
06:33Well, this will make more sense when my partner's back from the cash and carry.
06:36He's the vampire.
06:37And the victim.
06:38Nah.
06:39Hey, I've got a coffin you can borrow if you want one.
06:40Oh!
06:41I was wondering when this guy was going to show up.
06:44Erm, excuse me, please, may we get past?
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:49Oh!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53You frightened the life out of us!
06:54That's the idea.
06:55Oh!
06:56Hey, remind me to tell you that Halloween shinder I organised a couple of years back.
07:01Oh!
07:02It was bonkers!
07:03Chrissie.
07:04Hey, you're a witch.
07:06And a very attractive one of that, I must say.
07:09And you make a very dashing Frankenstein's monster man.
07:12Ah, no, actually I am Frankenstein's monster.
07:15Wait, sorry, that's what you said, innit?
07:18I don't know why I assumed that you wouldn't know that.
07:21Punch!
07:22Yeah, be my guest though.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Yeah.
07:26No, no, no, like that.
07:27Like this?
07:28No, like you're arresting her.
07:29Oh!
07:30Like that?
07:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:32Right, Carla, look an eye.
07:33Look an eye up.
07:34Yes!
07:35Perfect!
07:36Oh, they're so good!
07:37Oh, it's work.
07:38Two tips.
07:39No, don't put those on your socials without me seeing.
07:40No!
07:41No, they're good!
07:42No!
07:43No!
07:44No!
07:45No!
07:46What's this?
07:47Yeah, we were just messing around when you were in Ireland.
07:50Looks like you were having fun.
07:51Oh, okay.
07:52Sorry about that.
07:53Right.
07:54Drinks?
07:55Yes!
07:56No, you know what?
07:57I've got work on the brain, that's all I can think about.
07:59I'm gonna get back to it, so...
08:00What?
08:01No, Carla, stay!
08:02I'm sure you'll have fun without me.
08:03What?
08:04What?
08:05What?
08:06I'm...
08:07What?
08:08No!
08:09What?
08:10I'm...
08:11...I've got work on the brain, that's all I can think about.
08:12I'm gonna get back to it, so...
08:13What?
08:14No, Carla, stay!
08:15I'm sure you'll have fun without me.
08:17What?
08:18Hmm?
08:23Mr Vampire, you've already had your wicked way with me.
08:29Don't tell me you're back for war.
08:31Um...
08:32Eva?
08:33Ben!
08:34Oh, I thought that was you.
08:38Did he ask me to drop off some paperwork for all you Glenda said to put on the table?
08:42Honestly, this is a misunderstanding.
08:43It's fine, mate.
08:45Ben, this is Adam. He works at the solicitor's office.
08:48Do you two know each other?
08:50Yeah, kind of.
08:51I'll get out of your head, OK?
08:56There's me thinking you were a own vampire woman.
08:58Oh, babe, don't. I'm mortified.
09:00It's fine. Let me grab the rest of these.
09:02Oh, and, er, don't be grew up in any other strange man, eh?
09:10When did you arrive?
09:13About ten seconds ago.
09:14Oh, I shouldn't know.
09:15What?
09:15I don't know, Chas.
09:21George has always been a mummy's boy.
09:23No, I have not, Glenda.
09:24You're so loser.
09:29Did you see it all?
09:31Oh, you haven't done that wrong.
09:33Yeah, except fool around with my ex-wife.
09:36You were just having a laugh and not divorced.
09:39You know what I mean.
09:42I think she genuinely just wanted to get some vapour, though.
09:44I'm supposed to be recruiting punters for a drinking game.
09:49It's called picky poison.
09:51It's like Russian roulette, but with booze.
09:54And some other surprises.
09:57Yeah, no thanks.
09:58I do not take no for an answer.
10:01I'd better get this.
10:02Come on.
10:03You know what?
10:04Why not?
10:05Hiya.
10:06Come on.
10:07How's the party?
10:08Fine.
10:09Well, until Carla got the hunt.
10:12Now what happened?
10:13Yeah, she saw the video of you two on the catwalk.
10:17And?
10:18And suddenly remembered she had work to do.
10:21Well, she's gone.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Listen, it's really loud in here and I can't hear you, so I'm going to go.
10:26Okay.
10:27Bye, love.
10:28Bye-bye.
10:39Oi, am I having fun?
10:42I'm not sure I understand.
10:44I mean, do you take a look at me and kind of go, you know,
10:47there's a girl who wants to let her hair down?
10:48Well, the words I would associate with you are hard-working,
10:54career-focused.
10:56So dull as yesterday's dishwater, that's what you're saying?
10:59Might I ask what's brought on this introspection?
11:02Lisa and Becky, they've got this spark.
11:05It's like this connection.
11:07And, you know, before you said it yourself, Lisa's got feelings for it.
11:10Yeah, but she also said that she was committed to you.
11:13Yeah, but they've got two decades of memories.
11:15How am I meant to compete with that?
11:16Well, I'm not sure it's a competition as such.
11:19Oh, you know what I'm saying?
11:21I do.
11:23But perhaps I'm not the one you should be saying it to.
11:28Pick your poison.
11:34And one, two, three.
11:37Poison.
11:38Why do I always get the pickle juice?
11:45When I keep getting the vodka, it's pretty, isn't it?
11:49Exactly.
11:50I've had no cordial, me.
11:52I can only have a few drinks a week and I've been saving myself for this party.
11:55If I drink any more cranberry juice, I'm going to be in that little bonfire night.
11:59I don't think I understand this game.
12:01No one does.
12:02No one ever has.
12:02Are you an examiner?
12:04You don't.
12:07Why the long face?
12:08As the barman said to the horse.
12:11Okay.
12:13Yeah, well, I thought someone could do with some company.
12:15What are you doing back here?
12:39I thought you were out there bobbing for apples.
12:40I, um, I might have, I might have lied to you earlier.
12:46Oh?
12:46Yeah, so that guy that was in here before, Adam, I know that I told you I knew him, kind of.
12:53Yeah, and?
12:54But actually, years ago, like forever ago, we were, we were a bit of an item.
13:00No, no, we weren't a bit of an item.
13:02It was, it was quite serious.
13:05I'm so sorry.
13:05I don't know why I didn't just tell you the truth.
13:08Why didn't you?
13:09Well, I just got all flustered, babe.
13:11I was absolutely mortified.
13:14I genuinely thought that he was you, and then you came in.
13:17I was so embarrassed.
13:18I just, and also, I didn't want you to get all funny about it.
13:22Funny?
13:23Well, I didn't want you to get jealous.
13:25And have I got anything to be jealous of?
13:27No, no, of course not.
13:29Well, that's good enough for me.
13:30Really?
13:31Listen, babe, I knew when we moved here, I would bump into an axe or two.
13:36But I don't feel threatened.
13:40Because no one could love you like I do.
13:42This is true.
13:44Should we go back out there?
13:46Yes, yeah, I'll follow you through in a minute.
13:51All right, ma?
13:55How many more?
13:56Sorry?
13:57Skeletons in the closet.
13:59Maggie, Adam is an ex-boyfriend.
14:00There are no skeletons in said closet.
14:03Excuse me.
14:07All right?
14:08All right.
14:10Nice tash.
14:11Bit early for Movember.
14:12I'm going to a party at the pub.
14:13Are you coming?
14:1430 years ago, maybe.
14:16Halloween's for kids.
14:17Oh, I've got some sweets to put in the cabs before I head round.
14:21Talking of which, have you replaced Eileen on the switch yet?
14:24Because our Amy's looking to earn some extra money.
14:26Yeah, I have, actually.
14:28Oh.
14:29Anyone I know?
14:29Yeah, as it happens.
14:31Cassie.
14:33Cassie?
14:33Yeah, Cassie.
14:35You got a problem with that?
14:36No.
14:37Why would I have?
14:39Your hand.
14:45What are you up to?
14:48Want me to draw you a diagram?
14:51And what are you doing at my pub?
14:54It's funny, because I always thought that pub was short for a public house.
14:59As in, anyone can drink here.
15:01I'd have thought it was obvious after yesterday that you're not welcome.
15:05You're not the sharpest, are you?
15:07Go on, out.
15:09All right, don't get your cloak in the twist.
15:11I'm leaving.
15:11What's going on?
15:13What's going on?
15:17Not in your business.
15:18You're wasting your time.
15:26Eh?
15:27Well, we take the loose change out the pockets of our clothes before we wash them.
15:31I'm looking to cobble something together for a cosy for next door.
15:34Well, you could just go in what you're wearing.
15:36Go as a drug-addled skank.
15:40Swing away, Tracy, love.
15:42Because I'm in a good mood.
15:44And even you can't bring me down.
15:46Yeah, Tim told me.
15:47He's taken pity on you and given you a job.
15:50Well, you're certainly sour enough to replace Eileen.
15:53I don't care what you say, love.
15:54It's a wage.
15:56Well, you're brave.
15:57I'll give you that.
16:02Brave?
16:03Yeah.
16:04Cos when Steve gets back from Spain,
16:06you're going to be living together and working together.
16:09That's 24-7 with Stevie Mac.
16:12So?
16:13So?
16:14Not many couples could cope with that much together time.
16:17But what am I saying?
16:20You and Steve are soulmates.
16:21It's meant to be.
16:23You could never get on each other's nerves.
16:29Who's for another round?
16:31Me!
16:31I want to say no to a free drink.
16:33Well, you've only got a one in five chance.
16:34Oh, no, no, no.
16:35This is bigger poison, sudden death.
16:38One pickle juice.
16:39The rest is vodka.
16:40Ooh, I love a twist.
16:42Go on, count me in.
16:43Go on, kid.
16:44Right, what are the rules?
16:45There aren't any.
16:47One, two, three, drink!
16:50Oh, that's disgusting!
16:53Better luck next time.
16:56Same again, please.
16:57I'll be right with you.
16:58And who's in charge of the music?
17:00You are.
17:01Knock yourself out.
17:02There.
17:05There we are.
17:06Just the ticket.
17:07Hey.
17:08What do you think?
17:09Oh, thanks.
17:11And thanks for getting me out the house.
17:13I'm glad I've come.
17:13Ooh, that is spooky.
17:17Hey.
17:18Your, your make-up.
17:20What do you want, Bebba?
17:21Well, I just wondered if you could spare five minutes, you know, for a quick chinwag.
17:25I don't chinwag with liars.
17:28Oh, Kev.
17:29I said no.
17:30I don't know what's going on between you two, but that woman does not deserve to be
17:40spoken to like that.
17:48Well, I mean, they've been together a while, so yeah, I'd say it was pretty serious.
17:52Is it funny?
17:53I mean, I really like Allie.
17:55I think she's dead nice, but I just can't imagine her and Adam together.
17:58You're not still carrying a torch, are you?
18:01What?
18:01No, never.
18:03Because your new fella looks like he's dropped straight out of a catalogue.
18:06Pants and vest section.
18:08Yeah, Ben's amazing.
18:11Evil up.
18:11We're nearly out of vodka.
18:13Oh.
18:15Maggie's drinking.
18:16At least we might turn a profit.
18:18She's not been charging.
18:20What?
18:22I'm going to swing for her.
18:24Don't you think it's a little weird?
18:26Not really.
18:28Well, she was happy to let us believe she was dead for years, but now she can't miss
18:31a Halloween party.
18:32Does that not strike you as a little strange?
18:34What are we talking about?
18:38Zombies.
18:38Rising from the dead.
18:40Oh.
18:40That'll be me, then.
18:42Don't worry.
18:43Getting used to it.
18:46Listen.
18:47What is it?
18:50It's Joan Alma trading.
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:53Was that not your first dance song?
18:55It was.
18:56That was a great day.
18:58I was only 17.
18:59I think I remember who was the cake.
19:00Well, I remember every second.
19:05The flowers, your music, vows.
19:08Do you remember our vows?
19:10Yeah, of course I do.
19:11So, cheers, Del.
19:13With a kiss.
19:14Let's have a look.
19:19Wasn't that you that chose it?
19:20Yeah.
19:23Right, here it is.
19:26Before you kissed me, only winds of heaven had kissed me, and the tenderness of rain.
19:31Now you have come, how can I care for kisses like theirs again?
19:36Whoa, that is like some proper sexy stuff.
19:39Yeah, I'm in every word.
19:42Excuse me.
19:43I thought you'd gone home.
19:57And here was me thinking you'd come to check on me.
19:59Actually, I'm avoiding the drinking game.
20:02It's brutal.
20:04You okay?
20:06Bit of argy with the landlord.
20:08I can handle myself.
20:09Really?
20:10Yeah, yeah.
20:11How'd your face get like that, then?
20:13What was it to you?
20:15Look, just because you've been a tall idiot lately, doesn't mean I don't care.
20:21Is that care like a friend, or something else?
20:28What you playing at now, you?
20:29You okay?
20:46Fine.
20:47You sure?
20:48I said I'm fine.
20:49That song hit you, didn't it?
21:03Like a steam train
21:04Thought it might
21:06You put it on, I knew it
21:09Hear me out
21:10It wasn't a trick
21:12It feels like one
21:14Look
21:15The longer I spend here
21:18The more our old life
21:21It feels like a dream
21:24Like it didn't happen
21:26But it did
21:28And we were happy
21:32Me, you
21:35And Betsy
21:37It wasn't a dream, it was real
21:42And I wanted to remind you of that
21:48Why
21:50You know why
21:52I thought you wanted this, I thought we both did
22:05What are you doing
22:14I thought you wanted this, I thought we both did
22:17You thought wrong
22:19I still love you
22:21And if you feel the same about me, then
22:24I don't
22:27I love Carla
22:29My hair
22:31Oh, wait, no, no
22:33Sorry
22:33It's sly
22:35Come hither stare
22:37That straps my conscience bare
22:41It's witchcraft
22:43Oh
22:45Who left the toilet seat up
22:46Are we that okay?
22:52Yeah, fine
22:53I need to go
22:55What's up with her?
23:01I told you, I was just about to drop him, give him 20
23:04He thinks he could do more push-ups than me
23:06Push-ups, right
23:08That's what you're going with, is it?
23:10Why, what do you think we were doing?
23:11Look, I've got to go to work
23:14And so have you
23:15I want you there
23:17By eight o'clock
23:18And don't be late
23:19I didn't go away with me
23:24There's nothing to get away with
23:26Come on, mate, don't be like that
23:28Mate, exactly
23:29You're with Abby now
23:31Let's just keep it as just mates, yeah?
23:38She'd probably gone home
23:40You know what your mum's like, she's a bit of a lightweight
23:41Maybe I should go check on her
23:43Mm-mm
23:43She'll be fine
23:45Ollie!
23:47Fill up the punch, Paul, will you?
23:49There's a good lead
23:49Apparently we're out of Buckley
23:51Then open a bottle of gin
23:52Kids these days, no one is
23:56One bottle of Mother's Ruin
23:58Well, that's what he used to call it, gin
23:59Mother's Ruin
24:00This mother doesn't ruin anything
24:02No, you're just all sweetness and light
24:04I saw that
24:06Don't take it out on Debbie
24:10She's not going to get much better
24:12And at some point she's going to get a lot worse
24:14Well, this has cheered me up
24:16No, I haven't
24:17You know what, Raymond
24:18I've only got one sister
24:20Hey, you two
24:22Helm and Louise
24:23Whatever you're called
24:24It's your turn to play
24:26Pink or poison
24:27No, I can't
24:28I'm pregnant
24:29Yeah, I'm all right, thanks
24:30George
24:32Oh, now will I have one more?
24:35You forgot to be up in the morning, you
24:37I can see who wears the trousers in your house
24:40Not for long
24:41How do I get him out?
24:44Oh, you
24:45Eva's ex
24:46Every fella in the place looked around then
24:51Don't start
24:53What's your name?
24:55Adam
24:55Adam
24:56It's your turn to play
24:57Ollie!
24:59More punch
25:00Hey, look
25:01Have you seen that sign above the door?
25:03It says licence to sell alcohol
25:05I am not charging my friends
25:07Come here
25:08Bringing Angel of Death over here
25:11It's been giving her free drinks all night
25:12I'll have a word with her
25:13I will
25:14I will
25:15I'll tell her
25:15You're back early
25:25Two girls just knocked on before trick-or-treat
25:30I say girls
25:31I say girls
25:31We're about 40
25:32Honestly, I don't know whether to give them a packet of swizzles or a bottle of Merlot
25:36Some people, it's a shame, isn't it?
25:42Look, Lisa, I didn't have to work, okay?
25:44I saw that video on Betsy's phone of you three when I was in Ireland messing around and me head went west
25:49Okay, and I know it's stupid and I know there's nothing going on with you and Becky
25:54But I can't help the way I feel, can I?
25:57Lace
25:58Sorry, I just...
26:01That's what we did
26:07She kissed me
26:13What?
26:18Are you joking?
26:23Is it still a free bar?
26:24It was never a free bar
26:25Who said that without moving your lips?
26:28Well, hello
26:29May I interest you in a game of pick your poison?
26:33You'll have a one in three chance of getting some alcohol
26:35Well, it's better odds than you usually get around, eh?
26:38Do you have to pay?
26:39The shots are free
26:40Oh, I'll have two
26:41Can you please stop giving out free drink?
26:46Oh, nice costume
26:48Well, he's just knocked off
26:50I was locking up and then I had the walking woman
26:52She wanted to wash and blow, I went, yeah, all right, sit yourself down
26:55Next thing, she pals in with three kids
26:56So what do you think it is?
26:58Coresh, it's a salon
26:59I thought all rugby players had broken noses and cauliflower ears
27:02Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
27:03I'm still here, you know
27:05What can I get you?
27:07A bottle of lager for me and orange juice
27:10Yes
27:10Yeah, I hear you, er, you played at Twickenham
27:14Once
27:15Well, it was a final
27:16Fair as dear May Leif
27:19The, er, match balls in the back room there
27:21Can't have been much cop if you hadn't managed to get to one final
27:24Oh, yeah, and how many finals have you been in again?
27:27Er, I could have been a rugby player
27:29Oh, really?
27:30What do you do now?
27:31He's an air dresser
27:32Well, there's no skill to being a rugby player, is there?
27:37It's just, it's just meatheads bashing into each other
27:40I'll have to show you some moves sometime
27:42Oh, yeah, when do you want me to come round?
27:45Eve, I think I left my briefcase in the back room
27:47Can you have a look for me, please?
27:48Yeah, go and grab it
27:49Cheers
27:51Oh, drop dead
27:54Oi!
27:57Oh, you monster!
27:59You trying to get me drunk?
28:01Get that into you
28:02Pickle juice again
28:06Serves you right
28:07Flippin' heck
28:08This is my new oppo
28:10Part of the streetcar's family now, aren't you?
28:13You don't have to look too excited
28:15Tim
28:16Do you think it's going to be too much
28:18Working with someone I'm going out with?
28:21Listen, love, I don't know what you think the job entails
28:22But I'm already taken
28:23Don't want me and Steve
28:26We might get on each other's nerves
28:28Where's this come from?
28:30Tracy
28:31She had a word
28:33What she said now
28:35Right, I think we should go
28:38It's all about bringing the food out in a minute
28:39Yeah, but I'm worried about Mum
28:41Look, she's fine, honestly
28:44But listen, I've waited years to have on a night out with my daughter
28:48Niece
28:49So, come on, let's make the most of it
28:53I flippin' knew it
28:56You've been feeding me a pack of lies, haven't you?
28:58It was barely a kiss, I pushed her away
29:00I just bought this house with you, Lisa
29:02I mean, I've taken on your daughter
29:05I've put absolutely everything, all I've got into this
29:12Listen, it's not enough, is it?
29:14Because I can't compete with somebody who comes back from the grave, can I?
29:17Did you hear what I said?
29:19Yes, I heard!
29:22How long's it been going on?
29:23There is nothing going on
29:25You expect me to believe that?
29:26Yes, I do
29:27I am not lying to you
29:30Nothing happened while you were away
29:32And then tonight, I don't know, it was just some kind of moment of madness from her
29:35And I've come home and I've told you about it straight away
29:38I'm not trying to hide anything, Colin, because there's nothing to hide
29:41I'm sorry
29:42All right, I really am
29:44Then why did you do it?
29:46She kissed me
29:47What, just out the blue?
29:50What?
29:51Hey?
29:51I'd had a few drinks, all right?
29:53And then love and affection came on
29:55What?
29:56It was our first dance at the wedding
29:57Oh, I'm filling up here
29:59I am just trying to tell you what happened, all right?
30:02We were talking about the wedding and then I got emotional and...
30:06Becky followed me into the toilet
30:07Oh, how romantic?
30:09To check up on me
30:10Really? Is that what we're calling it now, is it?
30:13And that's when she kissed me
30:14But I told her straight, it is you that I want to be with
30:17She put your wedding song on
30:20Ah
30:20She really knows what she's doing, doesn't she?
30:24Eh?
30:25Wait, Carla, what are you doing?
30:27Oh, well, I'm all dressed up, aren't I?
30:29Lisa, it'd be a shame to miss the party
30:30No, don't, Carla, no!
30:33Don't do anything stupid, Carla!
30:35Oh, I'm so glad you came to the party
30:37Yeah, I normally come in through the window, but it's my night off
30:39What?
30:40Listen, I meant to call to see if you were okay, but, you know, with Ben and everything
30:43Yeah, no, well, I was fine
30:46And it's probably best you didn't call
30:48Oh, hi
30:50Hello, David, waltz right in, make yourself at home
30:53Oh, here we go
30:54Put it back
30:55You know what this is?
30:56It's been a long time since I played tennis
30:58It's his match ball from his big cup final appearance, apparently
31:01Oh, David, please put it down
31:03It means the world to him, that
31:04Adam, just go long in that
31:05Eh, that's American football
31:06David, please
31:07I'm just having a laugh
31:08Oi, if anything happens to that ball
31:10What are you doing?
31:12Hey, that's Ben's ball
31:14No, I'll be gentle
31:15Erm, George, go long
31:17No, no, no, no, no, thank you
31:18No
31:19Tick back, please
31:20I am so sorry, he's an idiot
31:21Tim, Tim, come on
31:22No, no chance, I light my balls round
31:24Just, come on
31:25No
31:25Ping
31:25No more puns for David
31:29Ping, ping, ping, what's, what's, what's ping?
31:32Ping, what are you laughing for?
31:33Well, we haven't talked about Spain in a while
31:37No rush
31:38Maybe it's the right time, not that Carla's bad
31:41Might as well hold off for a bit
31:42Why do you keep popping me out?
31:44I don't
31:45Why has mum gone home? Is there something you're not telling me?
31:48Hey, couldn't wait to get your clothes in, could you?
31:50Hey, you ever kiss her again and I'll kill you
31:52And this time you'll stay dead
31:53No, not here
31:54Do it in, eh
31:54Leave it, eh
31:55Come on
31:55Let's go
31:56Well, you know, it's funny, now I think about it
32:16There was some sort of weird, intense conversation going on between those two in the loop
32:21Yeah, that Lisa and the woman with the master
32:24Sounds a bit kinky
32:27Sounds a bit manky
32:28Have you seen those loos?
32:31Right, has David gone home?
32:32Yeah, Shona's dragged them on
32:33They're five minutes, we're already making enemies
32:36Hey, it's his fault
32:37If he hadn't stolen that ball, he would have got pinged
32:39You really enjoyed that
32:42It's always nice seeing David cut down to size
32:44I mean, there's not much to cut down in the first place
32:46We need to go for a coffee
32:48Have a proper catch-up
32:49Sure
32:50I mean, if you don't feel awkward
32:51Yeah, why would I feel awkward?
32:53I'm sure Ali would be fine about it
32:54And Ben seems like a nice guy
32:55Here he is, Lord of the Pings
32:57My ears are burning
32:58Oh, we were just saying, I was worried Eva might never get over me
33:01So I'm glad that she's met someone almost as good-looking
33:03He loves himself this one, doesn't he?
33:05Well, someone's got to
33:06Ollie, more punch, please
33:09Oi, we're not giving out any more free drinks?
33:11I'm trying to run a business here
33:12You have been overdoing it, Matt
33:14Right, everyone, no more free drinks
33:17Right, well, that's me
33:18You tight get
33:20I've got to make a move
33:22Sally wants me back for a bit of apple, Bobby
33:24I hope that's not a euphemism
33:25Come on, everyone, put your hands in your pockets
33:28Don't be as tight as Tim
33:30Come on, and you
33:31Come on, Scrooge
33:33But you made a shower for us
33:38I'm not the one throwing the lips on people, am I?
33:40You threatened to kill her
33:41But she didn't mean it
33:42Not that I wouldn't enjoy it
33:44Oh, it was one kiss
33:45Get over yourself
33:45You said that, then
33:46Let's see what happens
33:47No!
33:48Just stop it
33:49All of you
33:50Why wait for tonight, eh?
33:52Why make a move tonight?
33:53Carla, just go and do it when I wasn't here
33:55I'll tell you why, Lisa
33:57Because she wants to do as much damage as possible, doesn't she?
33:59Don't you?
34:01What are you still doing here?
34:02This is my house
34:03This is our house
34:05Get her out
34:06Ask her to leave now
34:07Just please, Carla
34:08Ask her to leave
34:09You picked a nice role model for our daughter
34:15No wonder she's going off the rails
34:17Seriously?
34:18After everything you've done, it's Carla that's tipped her over the edge
34:21And what were you doing at that party anyway?
34:23Aren't you supposed to be keeping a low profile?
34:25Jesus came back from the dead sea, he still got out and about
34:27Is this one sick joke to you?
34:30You turned our lives upside down and now you're trying to break up me and Carla?
34:33I'm not trying to break anyone up
34:34Really?
34:35I said I'm sorry
34:36You want to be with her, you made that very clear
34:38Right, it's late
34:40I should be going
34:42No, if you're going, I'm going
34:43Oh, grow up, Betsy
34:44It's fine, I'll call tomorrow
34:48Right, you didn't have to tell Carla about the kiss
34:52Oh, yes, I did
34:53Because unlike you, I'm not a liar
34:55Now get out
34:57Er, you're late
35:05You do want to keep this job
35:08I'm sorry, I got a side trade
35:09Oh, yeah, I know
35:10He's very good looking
35:11How long have you been seeing him?
35:14Not this again, please
35:15I have got eyes in me head
35:17Do you seriously think I'm meeting James?
35:20I know what I saw
35:23And don't be giving me any of that rubbish about push-ups
35:26We're good mates
35:27Special mates
35:28Are you joking?
35:31Well, you've had men in the past, haven't you?
35:33That lad in college
35:34Your half-rice, half-chip's great
35:36Good for you, I'm not judging you
35:37Are you finished?
35:39But James is Ronnie's nephew
35:43And I'm about to get married into that family
35:46You've already dropped a bum into this one
35:48I'm doing the dirty with Abby
35:51So if you are going to drop another one, I would like to know
35:53I mean it
35:56I just want to know the truth
35:59Is there something going on between you and James?
36:07This is it, isn't it?
36:09This is the start of it
36:10You're losing your marbles
36:11You'll be walking down the street in your nightie next
36:14I'm sorry, that was out of order, but
36:18You're not making any sense
36:20I'm worried about you
36:22Are you okay?
36:24Do you want me to call Ronnie?
36:25No, no, no
36:25No, I'm fine
36:27But you and James
36:32I'm with Abby now
36:35We just got together
36:37We love each other
36:38Why would I want to cop off with somebody else?
36:41Yeah, I'm sorry
36:42I just thought
36:46It's okay
36:47It's okay, come here
36:48She's gone
36:57She'll be back though, won't she?
37:02Only for Betsy
37:03Yeah, don't kid yourself, Liz
37:06It's you I want to be with
37:09I know, well, you keep telling me that, but
37:17Got a really funny way of showing it
37:20Darling, I told you I pushed her away
37:23No, you should have brained her
37:25Not pushed her away
37:27Alright, I thought we were happy
37:28We are
37:30I never thought I'd be happy again until I met you
37:36I never thought I'd feel anything, let alone fall in love
37:40There was no joy in my life at all
37:44And you changed that
37:49You changed everything
37:52Are you in love with her?
37:54I love you
37:58That's not what I asked
37:59She kissed me
38:01I don't know how many more times I have to say it
38:04I told Roy you still had feelings for her
38:09She's Betsy's mum
38:16If I wasn't here, would you be back with her?
38:26You are here
38:27Yeah, I know, but if I wasn't here
38:29Would you be back with her?
38:32I'm not going to answer her, I hope that's a good question
38:34You just did
38:38What? No
38:41No, I've not answered anything
38:43Call her, please
38:44Can't we just talk about this?
38:46Don't go
38:47Don't
38:48I'm going to clear my head
39:02Oh, you still home?
39:18Because I thought Halloween would be the busiest night of the year for you
39:22Well, at least this is my home
39:24I don't need to sleep with somebody to get a roof over me head
39:27You just can't stand to see us happy, can you?
39:32Cassie, you're standing in front of the telly
39:35You're wasting your time, love
39:37Because me and Steve
39:39We can't wait to work together
39:41Well, you say that now, but 24 hours a day together
39:44I wish it was more than 24 hours a day
39:47If he was that into you, he would have taken you with him to Spain
39:51Now move, because I'm trying to watch Too Hot to handle
39:54Do you know who is Too Hot?
39:57Me and Steve
39:58Because we can't get enough of each other
40:01And that's what you can't handle
40:03We're always necking
40:05Like a pair of teenagers
40:06I think I'm going to be sick
40:08Don't hear the kids necking anymore, do you?
40:12Because in my day, you couldn't move for kids necking
40:14Stop saying necking
40:16I will stop saying necking
40:18When you stop trying to break me and Steve up
40:21Because it's not going to work, love
40:23Whatever you do
40:24Necking
40:26Oh, please don't start, Kev
40:35I haven't got the energy
40:37I'm not going to have a go
40:38I miss you
40:40You don't know how nice that is to hear
40:46You still should have told me about Kyle
40:48I know
40:50I'm sorry
40:51Yeah, well
40:52Let's try and put it all behind us now, eh?
40:58I'll, er, leave you to it
41:00Kev, you got a second?
41:03Not for you, no
41:04This is important, please
41:05It's about Debbie
41:06I'm worried about her
41:07She's been getting confused about stuff
41:09Stuff that hasn't even happened yet
41:11She needs us, both of us
41:13She needs you
41:14Like she needs a hole in the head
41:15I suppose I haven't got one in my head right now
41:17Where you were swinging that wrench at me
41:19Look, it's not about me, OK?
41:21I'm not asking you to forgive and forget
41:23Good, I won't
41:24Boy, I'm asking you to park all that
41:26Just for now
41:28So we can keep an eye on her
41:30Good do?
41:40It was, yeah
41:41Everybody seemed to enjoy themselves
41:43Well, who doesn't love a free drink?
41:46Yeah, listen, I'm sorry it didn't rain my mind earlier
41:48It's just, you know, she's done so much for us
41:51Didn't want to appear ungrateful
41:53It's fine
41:54Oh, babe
41:56Look at the mess
41:58Do it tomorrow
42:00No, that's your answer to everything
42:02Have I told you?
42:04Oh, how amazing you look in that costume
42:07You don't look so bad, do you think?
42:08Mm-hmm
42:09Is that a ping in your pocket?
42:12Or are you just happy to see me?
42:14Oh, bless him
42:17David is never going to get over that
42:18Never mind David
42:20What about Adam?
42:21I don't have anything to worry about there, do I?
42:24Now, you know I've only got eyes for you
42:26Do you know what I would love to do?
42:29Name it
42:30I would love
42:32To tidy up
42:33Oh
42:33Will's home tomorrow
42:34We've got enough to do
42:35Come on
42:36I'll make it worth your while
42:39Yep
42:41What, you were a trick-or-treater?
42:47What, at this hour?
42:48I'll put the kettle on
42:49No, don't bother, I won't keep you
42:51Are they in your pyjamas?
42:53Yeah, Evelyn bought them for me when I was in hospital
42:56I was so pleased I bought a second pair
42:59They're very roomy and they...
43:00Becky kissed Lisa
43:01I know, it was hard enough competing with her when she was dead
43:05I mean, let alone now she's flesh and blood
43:07Am I to understand that it was reciprocal?
43:13What, the kiss?
43:14No, she said not
43:16But it soon will be, won't it?
43:19Well, how do you know that?
43:20Because they're family, aren't they?
43:21And I'm just getting in the way
43:22It's only a matter of time before they're back together
43:25Well, I'm sorry you feel this way
43:28But I can't help thinking that this is a little defeatist coming from you
43:32If you love Lisa as much as you say you do
43:36I'm surprised you're giving up without a fight
43:39Did I say I was giving up?
43:42She wants a fight
43:43She's come to the right place
43:45or maybe she can't help?
44:03I'll see you next time.
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