00:00A luxury cruise. Nothing to do but lie in the sun indeed. Sounds tailor-made for a pussycat.
00:09I'm dying! I'm dying!
00:17Grootie, are you alright?
00:19Oh, Groundhog, it's awful, awful! One minute before we sail and guest lecturer Regis Philcan cancels on us!
00:26Who can I get on such short notice?
00:29Ooh, this guy is the king of the lecture circuit.
00:35Yes, this is Speaker Salamander Getrich. You want me to lecture in less than an hour?
00:40Sorry, I gotta go cut the ribbon on a new orphanage. Hey, listen, you might give my mom a call.
00:45Huh? This will be my last cruise. I've blown it.
00:49I'm dying again!
00:52Senior Times Person of the Year is a detective who solves crimes with her pets?
00:56That's it! What's her name?
00:58Granny!
00:59Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems,
01:12That's when they come and I'll make double, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries.
01:17It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to bleed.
01:22So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries.
01:27If there's a fool move, an old house with rotten stares,
01:32Just we'll come along with you!
01:35Champ of War will be then!
01:37So may I eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy if three!
01:42But Hector thinks you should be wary!
01:45Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries!
01:47The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops aplenty globally!
01:52And through it all they're in contention, Sylvester and Tweety!
01:56Mr. Tweety!
01:57Mr. Pease!
01:58Mr. Pease!
01:59So, um, where were we?
02:00Oh yes, let's see!
02:01Cruise ship!
02:02Sails the sea blue!
02:03Come on board!
02:04And oogaloo!
02:05Hot diggity!
02:06I haven't had this much fun since my surfing days at Bizzmobile!
02:08So, um, where were we?
02:09Oh yes, let's see!
02:10Cruise ship!
02:11Sails the sea blue!
02:12Come on board!
02:13And oogaloo!
02:14And oogaloo!
02:15Hot diggity!
02:16I haven't had this much fun since my surfing days at Bizzmobile!
02:29Bombs away!
02:36Oh!
02:37Good one, Tweety!
02:50T Р your وت!
02:52Underser snake neucanatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatabyamu!
02:54Mmm, something's cooking.
03:24We're bullish.
03:54Detective Works certainly has his perks.
03:57A free cruise for one little lecture.
04:00Attention, PU-tours.
04:02The giant mega-prize-winning bingo tournament continues on the marked day.
04:07And today's lecture, How to Solve a Mystery in 18 Minutes, begins shortly on the Shuffle
04:11Day.
04:12Be there or be clueless.
04:14Get it?
04:15I kill myself.
04:16Hey, kids, I'm going to be late for my own lecture.
04:20And in conclusion, I'd just like to emphasize that a keen eye is the best tool in mystery
04:42solving.
04:43Tomorrow's topic, magnifying glasses and how to keep them spotless.
04:56That was just great, Granny.
04:58Very inspiring.
04:59Yes, well, I guess everyone opted for bingo.
05:04I'm afraid one of our bingo players, Oscar Orwell, had a mishap involving an anvil, and
05:09he was doing so well.
05:11Oh my, is it serious?
05:14He's fine, except for a doozy of a headache.
05:17But now we do have an opening.
05:19I can get you in the tournament if you hurry.
05:21They don't call me speedy for nothing.
05:24Arriba!
05:25Arriba!
05:34Oh, sorry, Granny.
05:38Hope you're all right.
05:39Shecky wide, chips announcer.
05:41You know, if I can bring a little smile to even one passenger's face, it's worthwhile.
05:50Uh, yeah.
05:52Gotta go.
05:53There's a bingo card with my name on it.
06:05B-14, G-47.
06:11Pardon me, name's Granny.
06:14Did I miss anything?
06:15Beulah Blaylock.
06:17B-14 and G-47.
06:22Pardon me, hon, but you're sitting in Oscar's spot.
06:25Mr. Orwell?
06:27Oh, apparently he was conked on the head by a falling anvil.
06:32Isn't that strange?
06:36I-23.
06:37Did you know him well?
06:42Well, enough to know that he wasn't acquainted with the finer points of bingo.
06:45Unlike yours truly, if you know what I mean.
06:50O-62.
06:51Oh, flibbity jibbit.
06:53I can hardly keep up with these numbers.
06:56Well, it's an acquired skill.
06:59Say, darling, why don't you just come by my cabin later and I'll give you some pointers.
07:02It's cabin number...
07:03N-36.
07:04N-36.
07:05N-36.
07:07Got it.
07:07Oh, bingo!
07:14Oh, these blasted bifocals.
07:22Time for some shuffle bird.
07:25Good thing putty daddy's minimum dairy iron requirement.
07:53Oh, granny, glad you could...
08:04No!
08:09First, Mr. Orwell gets hit by an anvil, and now I find Miss Blaylock passed out in a pool
08:14of water.
08:16Oh, I'm dying again!
08:24Just five more minutes, mama.
08:27Whoa.
08:27My, Trudy, what happened?
08:38I'm afraid there's been another accident.
08:41These things sometimes happen on a cruise ship.
08:45Hmm.
08:46This was no boating accident.
08:48Now you all kiss and make up.
09:08Huh?
09:09My, where did all this water come from?
09:24Usually when he drinks water, he has to worry about the fleets falling on his head.
09:28Oh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
09:31Huh?
09:32Ah!
09:36Fff, fff, fff.
09:45Seltzer.
09:47Hmm.
09:51Captain, granny feels that the two accidents which befell Mr. Orwell and Miss Blaylock were
09:56not accidents.
09:57That's right, Captain. Someone on board is behind these incidents.
10:02It sounds like an obvious case of bling-on interference.
10:06Red alert. The ship is under attack. Man, all defensive stations.
10:11Shields up full. Warp speed, Mr. Chekov.
10:14Scotty, full power.
10:16Race for impact.
10:19I think that went well.
10:21I think I'll head down to the bingo tournament.
10:24Maybe I can gather some clues there.
10:28Hmm, what's Dweenie Weedings?
10:31The breakfast menu.
10:38There's no place on this ship you can run I can't follow.
10:44Unless you've got wings.
10:51Aha!
10:54Uh-oh.
10:58Silly Puddy Tat.
10:59Flying is for birds.
11:08Puddy Cat overboard.
11:10Waaaaaah!
11:11Waaaaaah!
11:12Waaaaaah!
11:13Waaaaaah!
11:14Waaaaaah!
11:15Waaaaaah!
11:16Waaaaaah!
11:17Waaaaaah!
11:18Waaaaaah!
11:19Waaaaaah!
11:20Waaaaaah!
11:22Waaaaaah!
11:23Stop! I'm home if I'm ever putty!
11:27Oops! Doggy waxed up in your food again!
11:37I'm getting too old for this.
11:48Aw, the poor putty is all winded.
11:51N-44.
11:56My, you two sure know your bingo. Look at all those chips.
12:01That's right, ma'am. Biggest winners tonight.
12:04I-16.
12:06Name's Canasta. Nasty Canasta. This here is my darling bride, Inga.
12:13B-12.
12:14I'm Granny. Nice to meet you.
12:16Say, you two haven't had any nil mishaps while on board, have you?
12:21No. What a strange question.
12:23O-71.
12:25Well, it's just that some of our fellow passengers have been involved in some rather odd accidents.
12:30Accidents?!
12:32Now, now, don't you worry, my little bingo chip. Your nasty won't let anything happen to you.
12:39G-53.
12:41Bingo!
12:42Well, that's enough for me. Honey poopsiekins, I'm gonna cash my chips in and go back to the room to freshen up.
12:48G-53.
12:51Ain't she the sweetest little thing?
12:53G-53.
12:55G-53.
13:03G-53.
13:05That poor Inga Canasta knocked into next week by an errant boxing glove.
13:12What do you suppose the chances of that happening to someone are?
13:15Fifty-fifty.
13:18Oh, my. There's that nice Mr. Canasta now.
13:22Yoo-hoo, Mr. Canasta!
13:38My, how rude.
13:42He didn't even stop to say hello.
13:46What a strange time for a swim.
13:49Look how nice he plays with all those sharks.
14:02Now, to solve this mystery, I must find the common link between these victims.
14:08Hmm.
14:09Beulah, Inga, Nasty, and Oscar.
14:12What do they all have in common?
14:15They all got headaches this big?
14:17Ahoy, mateys!
14:19I'm Shecky White and you're none.
14:21Stop me, I'm hot now!
14:24It's time to announce the big winners in the bingo tournament so far.
14:28Beulah Blaylock, Inga Canasta, Nasty Canasta, Oscar Orwell, and Ranny!
14:37Hmm.
14:39Let's see.
14:39They were all paying passengers.
14:41They all loved bingo.
14:43And they all had tattoos of Tom Jones.
14:46Or was that just me?
14:47Dwayne?
14:48Now, who's Dwayne?
14:50Now, who's Dwayne?
14:50Granny!
15:08Granny!
15:09Oh!
15:11I'm next!
15:13Bingo!
15:14You've got to help me.
15:18I figured that I'm the one who gets it next from the bingo basher.
15:22Oh, he's very clever, this basher, knocking out everyone who's a bingo threat in the tournament.
15:28Naturally, being the crackerjack player that I am, he's after me.
15:32Granny, do you hear what I'm saying?
15:34You see, Granny begins with a G, and there's a G in bingo, just like there's a B, and an I, and an N, and an O.
15:43Well, are you going to help me or not?
15:46Well, Granny, I'm sure I can help you.
15:50Oof!
15:55Dog, get in here.
15:56Quick!
15:57You don't say, that time already?
16:12Uh-oh, here we do it in.
16:18Now, this won't hurt a bit.
16:20I hope I'm not going to be charged for that drink.
16:32Oh, what to do, what to do?
16:38Ha!
16:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:41Ha-ha!
16:43Ha-ha!
16:44Oh!
16:47Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:48Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:51That's it!
16:56N-33
16:58I-24
17:01Oh, well, I guess I'll be heading back to my room now.
17:09Ooh!
17:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:19Ah, fell for the old switcheroo.
17:37Shecky White, why?
17:40Do you know what it's like playing to a packed house every day, never hearing applause?
17:45I give a hundred and fifty percent, and I'm taking a hundred and fifty percent for granted.
17:52You knocked out the top bingo players so that you could move up in the ranks and win the tournament?
17:57I wanted the prize money to realize my dream, to follow in my parents' big flappy footsteps in a damned clown school.
18:07Oh, the tears of a clown.
18:15Aren't cruises relaxing?
18:27Oh, Granny, how can we ever repay you?
18:31With another free cruise?
18:37Good one, Granny.
18:38What do you know, the Puddy Tad's been shuffled overboard.
18:58몰라.
19:06That's so cool.
19:06The寝uring.
19:07Oh, that's so cool.
19:08Obviously a person didn't accept go against the holiday, but we just nostalgia.
19:10Yeah, that's so cool.
19:11Molly has told you that she conservatives on a flight of a month, but it would never stop.
19:12What is Junior time he disagom
