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The Summer I Fell For My Butler
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
00:04And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:09So I did.
00:15I'm sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, you lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a profession.
00:51This is my first time all night.
00:55I've prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, lady.
01:07If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:23No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasize about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dippy motherfucker.
01:38Oh!
01:39Leah!
02:03Um, champagne, please.
02:04Champagne, please.
02:20Hey!
02:21You okay?
02:22Yeah, I think so.
02:24Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Keep it, Daryl's gonna get you too.
02:30We'll see.
02:35Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust mother.
02:42Yes, mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:44Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:03I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:05You may now kiss your bride.
03:07My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
03:10And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:27Hey there.
03:28Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:29Um, wow.
03:32You look damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:45Sorry, babe.
03:47I actually just got a text from work and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:54It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:56What am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:58It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:06He's gonna watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:15Madame.
04:17The bartender?
04:18I'm actually a personal trainer and serve instructor.
04:21I also make a mean grilled cheese.
04:23Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple of days.
04:29You'll be fine, babe.
04:33Good luck.
04:37Anything you need.
04:38I'm at your service.
04:43So do you want like a grilled cheese or?
04:44I'm okay.
04:49I was done crying.
04:52I could mope or I could tan.
04:55I picked tan.
05:18I thought her ladyship might enjoy some champagne.
05:24Sure.
05:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, you lady?
05:33I can feed myself, thank you.
05:36Why are you thinking like that?
05:38According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words, and a British accent.
05:45Yellow.
05:49And may I ask what's with the get up?
05:52Rule number two, dress with dignity.
05:55It's gonna be hot as hell today.
05:58Yeah, you're right.
06:00Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:04Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above.
06:06I'm not.
06:07I'm not.
06:09I'm not.
06:11I'm not.
06:12I'm not.
06:14You're not.
06:16Nope.
06:18That's sweet.
06:19Yeah.
06:22No, I'm not.
06:28Any thing I can get for you?
06:29Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above.
06:33I need to get out of the house
07:03Don't laugh at me
07:05Don't laugh at me
07:11Hey
07:13Hell of an arm
07:15I'm the ski ball champion of Lubbock
07:17I didn't take you as a Texas girl
07:19Born and raised
07:21That explains a lot
07:23How about you?
07:25You're looking at the top dog surfer in Malibu
07:27Thank you very much
07:29Oh wow, I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty
07:31Sweet stuff
07:33So how does one go from LA surfer boy
07:35to beach house butler?
07:37I have a confession
07:39This is my first time butler
07:41You don't say
07:43Alright
07:53Oh
07:55Eat that butler
08:01Cheers
08:05Okay, your turn
08:07Favorite man
08:08Easy, Fleetwood Mac
08:10Oh, okay
08:11Thank God I would have taken you as more of like a
08:13One direction kind of girl
08:15Okay, um
08:17Guilty pleasure
08:20Bubble baths
08:22Come on
08:23I'm sorry
08:24They're delightful
08:25You?
08:26Um
08:27Strawberry pop tarts
08:29Alright
08:30The culinary masterpiece
08:31Drink it?
08:32Mmhmm
08:40This place is amazing
08:41I always dreamed of opening a spot of just like this
08:45Why don't you?
08:46My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop
08:50All good vibes
08:51No business plan
08:52And it tanked
08:54But I did learn one important lesson
08:56Not all dreams come true
08:59That doesn't sound like the top dog of Malibu
09:01Roll over and give up on his dreams
09:03Cheers
09:04Cheers
09:05Another round of skeeball?
09:07Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again
09:10Alright, whatever you say
09:11Let's go
09:12Oh my God, what are you doing here?
09:22Um
09:28Wow
09:30I get it now
09:32Take your time
09:34Enjoy
09:35And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner
09:37Okay
09:42Prepare the guilty pleasure for you
09:55Madame
09:56It's so tensemating
10:11It's so tensemating
10:15Whoo
10:17Yes?
10:33Dinner is served.
10:35Uh, thank you. I'll be right down.
10:47Hey, girl. How's it going with the hot butler?
10:50Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:53You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:56He left you on your wedding night.
10:58Enjoy yourself. Seriously.
11:05What was that?
11:07Your wife.
11:17Oh, my God. That was amazing.
11:27I just hate sharing you.
11:30Baby.
11:32Ella and me? That's just optics.
11:35A bride picked by buddy.
11:37You're the real thing.
11:40After the inheritance kicks in,
11:42I'll leave Ella.
11:44And it's just you and me.
11:46Okay.
11:49Of course.
11:51I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:55Fundraisers, family portraits, holidays.
12:00Boring marriage shit.
12:02Like that.
12:03I never considered holidays.
12:07I can't bring my mistress to Buddy's holiday brunch.
12:13I'm no side bitch.
12:15Hey.
12:16Where are you going?
12:20To take back what's mine.
12:22This is your house.
12:24Your table awaits.
12:35Voila.
12:37Sandwich on the fromage.
12:39Oh, marvellous.
12:41Bon appetit.
12:42What about you?
12:43I am a butler.
12:44Butlers don't eat?
12:45No.
12:46You butdle.
12:47Join me.
12:48I can't.
12:49Rule number seven.
12:50A butler must never die.
12:51I'm sure that rule number one says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
12:54Touche.
12:55Mm.
12:56For you.
12:57Oh, thank you.
12:58I was hungry.
12:59Cheers.
13:00Cheers.
13:0110 out of 10, huh?
13:02Mm-hmm.
13:03Pretty good.
13:04Sorry, I was probably not the top of my mouth for.
13:05Try me.
13:06I thought you said you played baseball.
13:08I got kicked off the team from mooning the umpire.
13:09OK.
13:10I'll show you how it's done.
13:11Ohhhh.
13:12They just keep on impressing me.
13:17Wait, that's hard.
13:18We did.
13:19I wanted to go away.
13:20Let's go to the street.
13:21Let's go away.
13:22Alright, well I got these guys in the room.
13:23You guys did?
13:24Good job.
13:25Can we do this?
13:26Can we do it?
13:27All right.
13:28I'm going to thank you.
13:29Please?
13:30If not, please?
13:31All right.
13:32I can't wait.
13:33Just wait, you have to wait.
13:34Ohhhh.
13:35Ohhhh.
13:36You just keep on impressing me.
13:37Wait, that's what impresses you?
13:38Wait till you see me with a cherry stem.
13:43So I'm in this pool, trying to wrangle this dolphin
13:46that's freaking out, but cute as hell.
13:48Hold up, you seem to dolphin?
13:51OK, Aquaman, that's awesome.
13:54Tell the dolphin she bit me.
13:56Oh, well, at least you were there to help.
13:58Mm.
14:01Sometimes the only thing you can do is be there for someone.
14:04Well, sometimes people say they'll be there,
14:05and then they're not.
14:11I don't mean to cross any lines.
14:14But being left alone on your wedding night, that isn't OK.
14:20Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:21I have my fake butler, so.
14:27If you were my wife, I can't imagine
14:31wanting to be anywhere else but here with you.
14:35Well, you're not like other men.
14:38Nah, I'm just a fake butler trying my best.
14:41I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:46I'm really glad I met you too, Dylan.
14:49I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:57Um, champagne, please.
15:03You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:06You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:19Right before I was about to go out.
15:21I'm thinking, why am I doing this?
15:26And what was your answer?
15:30My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:36High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom
15:39if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:41And after mom left,
15:45dad used to always say,
15:49you want happiness?
15:51Marry rich.
15:52He seems right.
15:53Look around you.
15:54You got it all.
15:56And why am I alone on my honeymoon?
16:01You're not alone.
16:03I'm here, Ella.
16:06I know.
16:09But I should be with my husband.
16:18Serenade, my lady.
16:19What would you like?
16:23Mozart's Symphony No. 25?
16:26Uh, sure.
16:27Okay.
16:42Incredible.
16:44I'm available for wedding funerals and barman funerals.
16:46And barman funerals.
16:48Thanks for that.
16:56If you weren't married,
16:58would you let me kiss you right now?
17:05Don't ask me that.
17:10Sorry.
17:11I need to get somewhere.
17:16There was a calm before the storm.
17:22And for the first time, I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:32Ella.
17:33Ella.
17:34Wake up.
17:35There's a huge storm.
17:36We got to get to safety.
17:37Come on.
17:38Come on.
17:57Hey.
17:58It's all right.
17:59The closet's the safest place to are in the store.
18:02I googled it.
18:12Wrapped in his arms, I'd never felt safer.
18:16The house could have blown away, and I wouldn't have moved.
18:20I don't know.
18:22He was working for him.
18:23I'm happy.
18:27He was.
18:28He was.
18:29And he was.
18:30He was.
18:33He was.
18:35He was.
18:37He was still pretty.
18:39He was.
18:40He was.
18:42He wasn't.
18:44He was.
18:45He was.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Stop, you're married.
19:17Good morning.
19:22I prepared your breakfast.
19:24I don't really do breakfast.
19:31Oh, no way.
19:34You said they're your favorite, so...
19:42Listen, about last night I...
19:46Thank you so much for taking care of me.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49I was such a mess.
19:50It's honestly a blur.
19:53It was special.
19:54It was wrong.
20:03Surprise!
20:05Oh, my God!
20:10I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:21Of course.
20:22We couldn't leave our girls stranded on her honeymoon.
20:25Especially now with that fine-ass belt.
20:27I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:33Turns out, they had plans of their own.
20:42Hey there.
20:43Sauvignon Blanc.
20:45Can I have a glass?
20:47Cute couple, huh?
20:52Gotta give it to her.
20:54She made all the right moves from living in a trailer park
20:58to marrying a billionaire.
21:08He looks even better walking away.
21:10I fool it.
21:11He's a nice guy.
21:12I bet you didn't know this, but he saves dolphins.
21:14Oh.
21:15You little...
21:17Something already happened between you two, didn't it?
21:24Nothing happened.
21:28He was just really nice to me last night.
21:31That's all.
21:33You must be nice.
21:35And...
21:36That's it.
21:44I'm calling bullshit.
21:47Okay, maybe we kiss a little.
21:49How little?
21:53You're unparried now, Ella.
21:55That's...
21:56Nothing happened.
21:57It's nothing.
21:59It wasn't nothing.
22:05Yum.
22:06Looks delicious.
22:07You like it.
22:09It's a new dish.
22:13Do you want a snack?
22:18Definitely.
22:24Come on.
22:25Hello.
22:38Are you thirsty?
22:39There's like five different kinds of water in the fridge.
22:41Anything you want.
22:43All right.
22:46I'll be back with those.
22:55What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
23:02We had a connection.
23:03You saw it.
23:04You're just mad he's not into you.
23:06Sweetie.
23:08He's into Ella.
23:10Ella gets everything.
23:11The rich husband.
23:12The gorgeous house.
23:13Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler, too.
23:15Ella always gets what she wants.
23:19He's good enough for Ella.
23:20He's good enough for me.
23:21They're made for each other.
23:24I see what you're doing.
23:26You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
23:32You are literally insane.
23:35If she cheats, it makes you feel better about fucking her husband.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Fine seeing you here.
23:56Listen, about last night.
23:57It was what?
23:59It was a mistake.
24:02It went off.
24:04It was the wine and the storm and you were so sweet.
24:08I felt safe.
24:13Always safely, huh?
24:15Always.
24:17We shouldn't be doing this.
24:20I know.
24:21No.
24:32I'm married.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Then where the hell is he?
24:36Why isn't he here right now?
24:38Did he even try calling you?
24:40Ella.
24:41If he can't see what's in front of him, he doesn't deserve you.
24:45Then what do you want me to do?
24:47Run away with the butler and then what?
24:49Be happy.
24:51I am happy.
24:52A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler.
24:54That was wrong.
24:55Yeah?
24:57How about this?
25:02Was that wrong?
25:07Yes.
25:08Then I guess this is goodbye.
25:15Wait.
25:16I didn't dismiss you.
25:21Rule nine.
25:23A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him.
25:28And you, sir, have not been dismissed.
25:31Just stay.
25:33Or keep it professional.
25:35That's what her ladyship desires.
25:50Wow.
25:51I slept like a rock.
25:53Must be that fresh ocean breeze.
25:55How about you, Elle?
25:57Sleep okay?
25:58Short.
26:00I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something.
26:04And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress.
26:11Why are you coming at me right now?
26:14Because I like him, okay?
26:16I mean, I get a spark.
26:19After I clap the bouquet.
26:21Excuse me.
26:23Oh, Anastasia.
26:24But every time there's a big guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him.
26:28That is not true.
26:29What about the Russian DJ Nikonos?
26:34The pizza boy?
26:36The yacht guy?
26:38Timothy Chalamet!
26:39Oh, for the last time that guy was not Timothy Chalamet.
26:41You still made out within your limo.
26:43Codda!
26:46Shit.
26:48You're right.
26:50I'm an asshole.
26:52Well...
26:54Who needs therapy when you got brunch, right?
26:57More mimosas, Butler!
26:59Quickly.
27:05Look at her.
27:07She's practically in heat.
27:09I just keep thinking...
27:12Poor Theo.
27:14Naomi's plan was simple.
27:16The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else.
27:21I'm bored.
27:23I hope this has some fun tonight.
27:25You rev my mind.
27:27Hey, Butler!
27:29You got any hot friends?
27:31Yes.
27:32Let's get this fucking party started!
27:38Let's get this fucking party started!
27:40Don't turn up, don't see the people leave away them trouble, yeah.
28:02You are drooling.
28:04I am not!
28:06I mean, if I were you, I'd have thrown that man against the wall by now.
28:12Okay.
28:14Something may have happened.
28:16No!
28:17The night of the storm?
28:18Mm-hmm.
28:19We guessed.
28:21Okay.
28:24I'm sorry.
28:26You are drooling.
28:27I am not!
28:28I mean, if I were you, I'd have thrown that man against the wall by now.
28:31Okay.
28:33Something may have happened.
28:34No!
28:36The night of the storm?
28:37Mm-hmm.
28:38We guessed.
28:39Okay.
28:40And then we made the kiss again last night.
28:42Ooh, baby girl, you are in deep.
28:45Okay.
28:46I mean, just the way he looks at you.
28:50Dude, dude, you've been, like, eye-banging her for, like, two hours.
28:53What is up with you two?
28:54I think she's the one?
28:55Bro, you say that, like, a couple times a year.
28:57No, man, I mean, it's homemade stuff and shit.
29:00Okay, so we're full, okay.
29:02Yeah, you're full and clean!
29:03Okay, so we're covered.
29:04We're covered.
29:05Good.
29:06We're covered.
29:07Good.
29:08My friends, we're covered.
29:09You're covered.
29:10And we're covered.
29:11Oh, baby girl.
29:12You are in deep.
29:14Okay.
29:15I mean, just the way he looks at you.
29:18Dude, dude, you've been, like, eye-banging her for, like, seven minutes.
29:21What is up with you two?
29:22So what's all that?
29:25She's married.
29:27And where's her husband?
29:30The dirtbag left her the night of her wedding.
29:33Sounds like you left her an opening.
29:35But what about Anastasia?
29:38And he has other options.
29:52You and Anastasia look off the cozy.
29:55She is not my type.
29:57Oh?
29:58Mm-mm.
29:59Then what is your type?
30:01Huh.
30:03Smart.
30:06Funny.
30:08A smile so beautiful could break her heart.
30:12Kicks my ass in skee-ball?
30:15That's a super cheerleader.
30:17Not my type.
30:21Not my type.
30:22Oh?
30:23Mm-mm.
30:24Then what is your type?
30:26Huh.
30:27Smart.
30:29Funny.
30:30A smile so beautiful could break her heart.
30:35Kicks my ass in skee-ball?
30:38That's a super cheerleader.
30:40I'm telling you.
30:46I think I'm in luck.
30:49Mind if I join?
30:50Oh.
30:51I need to go.
30:52No.
30:53Oh.
30:54OK.
30:55It's beautiful, isn't it?
30:56Yeah.
30:57Makes me feel small.
30:58Insignificant.
30:59Yeah.
31:00In a good way.
31:01Reminds me that life's short.
31:02If you want something, you go for it.
31:03You go for it.
31:04it's beautiful isn't it yeah makes me feel small and significant yeah in a good way
31:18reminds me that life's short if you want something you go for it
31:27whoa whoa um i can't women like ella never go for guys like you they always choose the leos
31:54do you love her
31:55it sure ain't but you do
32:00look take it from someone who's been there don't let her go
32:09watching someone you love be with someone else it guts you and it never stops hurting
32:19so
32:24not now naomi
32:30not now naomi i have something for you from the butler
32:48i thought you'd never come
32:53i thought you'd never come
33:17she never comes
33:22i thought you were dylan so you want to keep going yeah yeah
33:27listen ala i'm sorry i didn't mean for this to get so
33:32complicated you don't need to apologize
33:37i thought my marriage made sense on paper
33:43but these past few days with you
33:48i've never felt anything like this before
33:53so
33:58so
34:03so
34:07so
34:09so
34:11so
34:13so
34:19so
34:23so
34:28so
34:32so
34:34so
34:36honey i'm home
34:53who the fuck are you bro
35:06who the fuck are you bro i own this fucking house so you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife
35:12you dirty motherfucker
35:14oh
35:15bro
35:15bro hey hey hey hey hey come on Simon not again
35:18oh my god leo what a surprise
35:23dude chill he's my boss bro he fucking started it god damn it i don't know where you kick his ass
35:29sir i'll make sure to escort not immediately no
35:29this i'm out
35:31Fuck this, I'm out.
35:34You're gorgeous, you coming?
35:39Yes.
35:41Thank you for the lovely weekend.
35:43Call me later.
35:44I want all the tea.
35:45Yeah.
35:47What have you been doing?
35:49I mean, I've been handling business, like you said.
35:55I thought I told you to watch the place,
35:58not throw a fucking frat party.
36:00I'm sorry, sir.
36:01I was pretty low-key on some pretty huge parties.
36:07Why aren't you dressed?
36:13I was changing to prepare dinner.
36:16What?
36:17Leo, it wasn't his fault.
36:19The party was my idea.
36:20Well, my mistake.
36:23I need a goddamn drink.
36:26Mm-hmm.
36:31And your shirt's inside and out.
36:32Are you OK?
36:34Definitely not.
36:40There's my girl.
36:42Definitely not.
36:54There's my girl.
36:56Your wife is in the other room.
36:59That's what makes it so hot.
37:01No, Leo, I told you.
37:03I'm no side piece.
37:05I am the main course.
37:07I had a deal.
37:08Consider this a renegotiation.
37:10You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:14Yes, I do.
37:16You're a grown man, Leo.
37:18Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life.
37:21Think about the money.
37:22Once I'm married and Bunny signs off, the inheritance is mine.
37:26Yeah, but I hate this.
37:29Six months.
37:30I'll leave Ella, I'll wire the money down to the Caymans,
37:34and we'll sail away on my yacht.
37:36Deal?
37:38Deal.
37:40Pull your pants up.
37:53This kind of scandalous behavior is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us.
38:11We were just having fun.
38:13Your father and I had our fun.
38:15We just need to hide it.
38:16Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
38:24She's the one for us.
38:26Trust mother.
38:27Yes, mother.
38:28You're always right.
38:29Mother's always right.
38:33Listen, once I get the money, we're golden.
38:37Lucky me.
38:40Come here.
38:41You know how much I want you?
38:42You want me?
38:44Prove it.
38:46Right now.
38:48Her or me.
38:50Don't make me choose.
38:54You just did.
38:59Let's go.
39:01You and me.
39:02Right now.
39:03Tell him.
39:03Come on.
39:06You said this was real.
39:07Is that true?
39:08I guess.
39:11Something can't let me.
39:13I can't just run away.
39:17Dece, 11.
39:22I don't know anymore.
39:30There's my beautiful bride.
39:32We need to talk, Leo.
39:33Let's talk after.
39:34You missed your chance on your wedding night.
39:36I told you.
39:38Business emergency?
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:39Hong Kong.
39:40Was it?
39:40You're back awfully fast.
39:42Jesus, Ella.
39:43What do you want to see?
39:43A boarding pass?
39:44No, I want a husband who won't leave the second the photos are taken.
39:48You're right.
39:49And I'm sorry.
39:51That was my fault.
39:52I shouldn't have done that.
39:53But I'm back now.
39:55For you.
39:56For me?
39:57Or for your inheritance?
39:59I don't know what you mean by that.
40:01Bonnie told me.
40:01Such a beautiful bride.
40:06Just one teensy little formality.
40:09Be a dear and sign this little prenup for me.
40:12Prenup?
40:13Now, I know to a girl from the trailer park, marrying Leo is like winning the lottery.
40:18Bless her and part for that.
40:20But just to be clear, that money, that's caprizzy family money.
40:25And I intend to keep it that way.
40:28I'm not marrying Leo for his money.
40:30Don't worry.
40:31I'm a modern woman.
40:33This prenup entitles you to five mil as long as you stay married to my son for at least one year.
40:46That a girl.
40:47What she says doesn't matter.
40:55This marriage was a mistake.
40:58Ella, look at me.
41:00You're my wife.
41:02I love you.
41:06You love her, right?
41:08Then go.
41:09Go before you end up like me.
41:11Go.
41:12Go.
41:17No, you don't, Leo.
41:32You need me to make Bonnie happy so she'll unlock your money.
41:36You think I married you for money?
41:39I think you have it backwards.
41:40You love Bonnie, you sweat me off my feet, and it was nice.
41:46So I pretended that it was real.
41:47I'm not the villain here, Ella.
41:51I need a man who sees me, who wants me, who loves me.
41:55Not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht.
41:58Jesus, Ella.
42:00Could you be more dramatic?
42:02This is marriage.
42:03It's messy.
42:04You can't just walk away because it's not perfect.
42:06I'm not leaving because it's messy.
42:08I'm leaving because it's empty.
42:10Think about what you're throwing away!
42:12I am!
42:15Where are you going?
42:20It's time for me to leave.
42:23Go.
42:24Be with your husband.
42:25I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.
42:27You didn't drag me!
42:29I've never felt anything like this.
42:32Neither have I.
42:33Don't say it unless you mean it.
42:35I do mean it.
42:39But it's complicated.
42:41I made a vow.
42:42If it's Leo you want, just say the word and you'll never see me again.
42:46Dylan, listen.
42:48I stood in front of a priest and I said vows that I thought I meant.
42:57But it felt empty.
43:00Like I was pretending.
43:03And then you happened.
43:08You.
43:09The fake butler.
43:11With the devastating smile and your kind dolphin saving heart.
43:16And your terrible skee-ball score.
43:18I'm never going to be able to live that time.
43:22No.
43:25With you, I'm not pretending.
43:30I feel whole.
43:34I think I'm in love with you too.
43:48Good news, baby.
43:50It's over.
43:52Ella's leaving.
43:53Hmm.
43:54How romantic.
43:56Is that supposed to impress me?
43:58That means we can finally do this.
44:01So now I'm suddenly worthy.
44:04Yes.
44:05I choose you.
44:06You didn't choose me.
44:12You lost her.
44:14You've always been the real thing.
44:16I love you.
44:23I love you.
44:30Oh, wow.
44:32It all makes sense now.
44:34Oh, please.
44:35Don't stop on my account.
44:37Mom?
44:44Babe, that's not what it looks like.
44:46Really?
44:46Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
44:49Ella.
44:49I'm sorry.
44:50No.
44:50You betrayed me.
44:51I loved him first.
44:53And then you showed up with your big old eyes and tragic backstory and stole him.
44:59You really are the worst.
45:00Oh, please.
45:01You have some nerve acting like a saint after the weekend that you've had.
45:06What the hell does that mean?
45:08Ask your faithful wife what she's been doing with the butler.
45:12Wow.
45:13Okay.
45:14You've been cheating on me?
45:16With the fucking help?
45:17You abandoned me on our wedding night so you could fuck another woman!
45:22Well, you're fired.
45:24Fuck you.
45:24I was never a butler.
45:25I quit.
45:28Okay.
45:29Buddy's gonna be so pissed.
45:30Ella, please.
45:34Just give me one year.
45:36Are you really gonna turn down my five million dollars?
45:43Ella, come on.
45:45You know there's more to life than money.
45:50Told you.
45:52It never stops hurting.
45:56Like I said, I'm no expert.
45:58But I know about where I'm supposed to be cleaning up messes.
46:00I make them worse and look at the mess that I've made.
46:03I'm out.
46:04Dylan, wait.
46:05And just like that, the emptiness came back.
46:08I guess he wasn't letting you.
46:09I guess it's just you and me.
46:17No.
46:18It's not.
46:20I don't love you anymore.
46:22Goodbye, Ria.
46:24I don't know.
46:25I don't know.
46:26Yeah.
46:27I don't know.
46:27I don't know.
46:28I don't know.
46:29Yeah.
46:38Um.
46:41Champagne, please.
46:43Well, I wasn't left alone.
46:58I have my fake butler.
47:00If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here with you.
47:13I can't do this anymore.
47:28It's too hard.
47:30If that's the case, then perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:38What are you doing?
47:40Rule eight, make apology with flair.
47:44You made that up.
47:46Maybe.
47:46Now would his lordship please...
47:48Okay, I get it.
47:49You're right.
47:50It's annoying.
47:52Accept this humble butler's apology for being so blind.
48:01His lordship shall consider.
48:02And maybe, just as a peace offering, would his lordship accept a kiss?
48:12I think that'd be most agreeable.
48:14He wasn't rich, he wasn't perfect, but somehow, with the beach house butler, it was real.
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