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The Summer I Fell For My Butler
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
00:04And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:09So I did.
00:15I'm sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, you lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a profession.
00:51This is my first time all night.
00:55I've prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, lady.
01:07If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:23No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasize about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dippy motherfucker.
01:38Oh!
01:39Leah!
02:03Um, champagne, please.
02:04Champagne, please.
02:20Hey!
02:21You okay?
02:22Yeah, I think so.
02:24Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Keep it, Daryl's gonna get you too.
02:30We'll see.
02:35Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust mother.
02:42Yes, mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:44Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:03I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:05You may now kiss your bride.
03:07My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
03:10And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:27Hey there.
03:28Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:29Um, wow.
03:32You look damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:45Sorry, babe.
03:47I actually just got a text from work and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:54It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:56What am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:58It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:06He's gonna watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:15Madame.
04:17The bartender?
04:18I'm actually a personal trainer and serve instructor.
04:21I also make a mean grilled cheese.
04:23Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple of days.
04:29You'll be fine, babe.
04:33Good luck.
04:37Anything you need.
04:38I'm at your service.
04:43So do you want like a grilled cheese or?
04:44I'm okay.
04:49I was done crying.
04:52I could mope or I could tan.
04:55I picked tan.
05:18I thought her ladyship might enjoy some champagne.
05:24Sure.
05:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, you lady?
05:33I can feed myself, thank you.
05:36Why are you thinking like that?
05:38According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words, and a British accent.
05:45Yellow.
05:49And may I ask what's with the get up?
05:52Rule number two, dress with dignity.
05:55It's gonna be hot as hell today.
05:58Yeah, you're right.
06:00Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:04Pina colada.
06:05Pull-as-side massage.
06:07All of the above.
06:08I need to get out of the house.
06:09Anything I can get for you?
06:29Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above?
06:33I need to get out of the house.
06:39Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above?
06:46Pina colada, pull-aside massage, all of the above?
06:51Duck no!
06:53Duck no!
06:55Duck no!
06:57Did you get it? Did you get that?
06:59I want to turn.
07:02Okay.
07:04Don't laugh at me.
07:09Oh!
07:11Hey!
07:13Hell of an arm.
07:15I'm the skee-ball champion of Lubbock.
07:17I didn't take you as a Texas girl.
07:19Born and raised.
07:21That explains a lot.
07:23How about you?
07:25You're looking at the top dog surfer in Malibu.
07:27Thank you very much.
07:29Oh, wow, I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.
07:31Sweet. Stop.
07:33So how does one go from L.A. surfer boy
07:35to beach house butler?
07:37I have a confession.
07:39This is my first time butler.
07:41You don't say.
07:43All right.
07:53Oh!
07:55Eat that, butler.
08:01Cheers.
08:05Okay, your turn.
08:07Favorite man.
08:08Easy.
08:09Fleetwood Mac.
08:10Oh, okay.
08:11Thank God.
08:12I would have taken you as more of like a One Direction kind of girl.
08:15Okay.
08:16Guilty pleasure.
08:20Bubble baths.
08:22Come on.
08:23I'm sorry.
08:24They're delightful.
08:25You?
08:26Strawberry Pop-Tarts.
08:28All right.
08:29All right.
08:30The culinary masterpiece.
08:31You think it?
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:40This place is amazing.
08:41I always dreamed of opening a spot of just like this.
08:45Why don't you?
08:46Why don't you?
08:47My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop.
08:50All good vibes, no business plan, and it tanked.
08:54But I did learn one important lesson.
08:57Not all dreams come true.
08:59That doesn't sound like the top dog of Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
09:03Cheers.
09:04Cheers.
09:05Another round of skee-ball?
09:07Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
09:10All right, whatever you say.
09:11Let's go.
09:12Oh my god, what are you doing here?
09:22Um...
09:27Wow.
09:30I get it now.
09:32Take your time.
09:33Enjoy.
09:35And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner.
09:37Okay.
09:42Prepare the guilty pleasure for you, madame.
09:56You're so tense, lady.
10:10You're so tense, lady.
10:17Woo-hoo.
10:19Oh my god, man.
10:25Yes?
10:32Dinner is served.
10:35Uh, thank you.
10:37I'll be right down.
10:47Hey, girl.
10:48How's it going with the hot butler?
10:50Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:53You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:56He left you on your wedding night.
10:58Enjoy yourself.
11:00Seriously.
11:05What was that?
11:07Your wife.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19That was amazing.
11:23Oh.
11:24Oh.
11:27I just hate sharing you.
11:30Baby.
11:32Ella and me?
11:33That's just optics.
11:35A bride picked by buddy.
11:37You're the real thing.
11:40After the inheritance kicks in,
11:42I'll leave Ella.
11:44And it's just you and me.
11:46Okay.
11:48Of course.
11:51I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:55Fundraisers, family portraits.
11:58Holidays.
12:00Boring marriage shit.
12:02Like that.
12:04I never considered holidays.
12:05I can't bring my mistress to Buddy's holiday brunch.
12:10I'm no side bitch.
12:14Baby.
12:16Where are you going?
12:20To take back what's mine.
12:22This is your house.
12:23This is your house.
12:34Your table awaits.
12:40Voila.
12:42Sandwich on the fromage.
12:43Oh, marvelous.
12:45Bon appetit.
12:47What about you?
12:49I am a butler.
12:51Butlers don't eat?
12:53No, you buttle.
12:55Join me.
12:57I can't.
12:58Rule number seven.
12:59A butler must never die.
13:00I'm sure that rule number one says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
13:04Touché.
13:06Mm.
13:09For you.
13:10Oh, thank you.
13:11I was hungry.
13:12Cheers.
13:1610 out of 10, huh?
13:17Mm-hmm.
13:18Pretty good.
13:19Sorry, I was probably not the top of my mouth for.
13:26Try me.
13:28I thought you said you played baseball.
13:30I got kicked off the team from mooning the umpire.
13:32Okay.
13:33I'll show you how it's done.
13:35Oh!
13:36You just keep on impressing me.
13:37Wait, that's what impresses you?
13:39Wait till you see me with a cherry stem.
13:44So I'm in this pool trying to wrangle this dolphin that's freaking out but cute as hell.
13:49Hold up.
13:50You seemed to dolphin?
13:52Okay, Aquaman.
13:53That's awesome.
13:55Tell the dolphin she bit me.
13:57Oh.
13:58Well, at least you were there to help.
13:59Mm.
14:01Sometimes the only thing you can do is be there for someone.
14:04Well, sometimes people say they'll be there and then they're not.
14:11I don't mean to cross any lines.
14:14But being left alone on your wedding night, that isn't okay.
14:19Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:21I have my fake butler, so.
14:27If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here.
14:34With you.
14:35Well, you're not like other men.
14:39I'm just a fake butler trying my best.
14:46I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:48I'm really glad I met you too, Dylan.
14:49I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:57Um, champagne, please.
15:03You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:06You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:19Right before I was about to go out.
15:22I'm thinking, why am I doing this?
15:26And?
15:30What was your answer?
15:32My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:36High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:43And after mom left.
15:47Dad used to always say, you want happiness?
15:51Marry rich.
15:53He seems right. Look around you.
15:54You got it all.
15:57Then why am I alone on my honeymoon?
16:02You're not alone.
16:04You're alone.
16:07I know.
16:09But I should be with my husband.
16:18Serenade, my lady?
16:24What would you like?
16:25Mozart's Symphony number 25?
16:28Uh, sure.
16:29Okay.
16:43Incredible.
16:44No.
16:45I'm available for wedding funerals and environmentalists.
16:49Thanks for that.
16:57If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
17:01I know.
17:06Don't ask me that.
17:11Sorry.
17:13I need to get somewhere.
17:14There was a calm before the storm.
17:24And for the first time, I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:27Ella.
17:32Ella.
17:34Ella!
17:35Wake up.
17:36There's a huge storm.
17:37We gotta get to safety.
17:38Come on.
17:39Come on.
17:57Hey.
17:59It's all right.
18:01Closet's the safest place there in the store.
18:03I googled it.
18:04Wrapped in his arms.
18:14I'd never felt safer.
18:17The house could have blown away and I wouldn't have moved.
18:34So, let's go ahead.
18:48The fire's blue.
18:50I'm going to brush my heart as well.
18:52You're off.
18:54You're off.
18:56You're off.
18:59You're off.
19:00Stop. You're married.
19:19Good morning.
19:21I prepared your breakfast.
19:24I don't really do breakfast.
19:30Oh, no way.
19:35You said they're your favorite, so.
19:42Listen, about last night, I...
19:46Thank you so much for taking care of me.
19:49I'm sorry I was such a mess.
19:50It's honestly a blur.
19:54It was special.
19:55It was wrong.
20:00Oh, my God, because you're here.
20:12Cheers.
20:13Cheers.
20:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:16Of course.
20:17We couldn't leave our girls stranded on her honeymoon.
20:21Especially now with that fine-ass belt.
20:22I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:26Turns out they had plans of their own.
20:28Hey there.
20:29Sauvignon Blanc.
20:30Can I have a glass?
20:31Mm-hmm.
20:32I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:33I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:34Of course.
20:35We couldn't leave our girls stranded on her honeymoon.
20:37Especially now with that fine-ass belt.
20:38I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:40Turns out they had plans of their own.
20:42Uh, hey there.
20:44Mm-hmm.
20:45Sauvignon Blanc.
20:46Mm-hmm.
20:47Can I have a glass?
20:48Mm-hmm.
20:49Mm-hmm.
20:51Cute couple, huh?
20:53Gotta give it to her.
20:55She made all the right moves from living in a trailer park
20:59to marrying a billionaire.
21:08It looks even better walking away.
21:10I fool it.
21:12He's a nice guy.
21:13I bet you didn't know this, but he saves dolphins.
21:15Oh.
21:16You little...
21:17Something already happened between you two, didn't it?
21:24Nothing happened.
21:28He was just really nice to me last night.
21:31That's all.
21:33You must be nice.
21:35And that's it.
21:40I'm calling bullshit.
21:41Okay, maybe we kiss a little.
21:42How little?
21:43You're unparried now, Ella.
21:44That's...
21:45Nothing happened.
21:46It's...
21:47It's nothing.
21:48It wasn't nothing.
21:49Yeah, it looks delicious.
21:50You like it.
21:51It's a new dish.
21:52Do you want a snack?
21:53Definitely.
21:54Definitely.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:36Hello.
22:38Are you thirsty?
22:39There's like five different kinds of water in the fridge.
22:42Anything you want.
22:44All right.
22:45Um, I'll be back with those.
22:55What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
23:02We had a connection.
23:03You saw it.
23:04You're just mad he's not into you.
23:06Sweetie, he's into Ella.
23:09Ella gets everything.
23:11The rich husband, the gorgeous house.
23:13Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler, too.
23:15Ella always gets what she wants.
23:19He's good enough for Ella.
23:20He's good enough for me.
23:21They're made for each other.
23:25I see what you're doing.
23:26You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
23:33You are literally insane.
23:35If she cheats, it makes you feel better about fucking her husband.
23:42Yeah.
23:52I'm trying to see new hair.
23:55Listen, about last night.
23:57It was a what?
23:59It was a mistake.
24:02It went off.
24:03It was the wine and the storm and you were so sweet.
24:08I felt safe.
24:13Fully safely, huh?
24:15Always.
24:16We shouldn't be doing this.
24:18I know.
24:20I know.
24:30I know.
24:31No.
24:32I'm married.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Where the hell is he?
24:36Why isn't he here right now?
24:38Did he even try calling you?
24:40Ella, if he can't see what's in front of him, he doesn't deserve you.
24:44Then what do you want me to do?
24:47Run away with the butler and then what?
24:50Be happy.
24:51I am happy.
24:52A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler.
24:54That was wrong.
24:55Yeah?
24:55How about this?
25:02What's up, Ron?
25:03Hmm?
25:07Guess.
25:10Then I guess this is goodbye.
25:12Wait, I didn't dismiss you.
25:22Rule nine.
25:24A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him.
25:29And you, sir, have not been dismissed.
25:31Just stay.
25:33Or keep it professional.
25:37That's what her ladyship desires.
25:42Oh, wow, I slept like a rock.
25:53Must be that fresh ocean breeze.
25:55How about you, Elle?
25:57Sleep okay?
25:58Short.
25:59I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something.
26:03And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress.
26:12Why are you coming at me right now?
26:14Because I like him, okay?
26:17I mean, I get a spark.
26:19After I clap the bouquet, she's enough.
26:23Oh, Anastasia.
26:24But every time there's a big guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him.
26:28That is not true.
26:29Oh.
26:31Hmm.
26:32What about the Russian DJ in Mykonos?
26:34The pizza boy?
26:37The yacht guy?
26:38Timothee Chalamet!
26:39Oh, for the last time, that guy was not Timothee Chalamet.
26:41You still made out with me in your limo.
26:44Come on, Edda.
26:47Shit.
26:48You're right.
26:50I'm an asshole.
26:53Well, who needs therapy when you got brunch, right?
26:57More mimosas, Butler.
27:00Quickly.
27:06Look at her.
27:06She's practically in heat.
27:09Mmm.
27:10I just keep thinking for Leo.
27:15Naomi's plan was simple.
27:16The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else.
27:21I'm bored.
27:23I hope this has some fun tonight.
27:25You read my find.
27:26Hey, Butler, you got any hot friends?
27:31Yes.
27:35Let's get this fucking party started!
27:38You got your up let!
27:39Woo!
27:42Oh!
27:43Oh!
27:44Come here!
27:49Yeah!
27:51Ooh!
27:52You are drooling.
28:20I am not.
28:21I mean, if I were you, I'd have thrown that man against the wall by now.
28:26OK.
28:29Something may have happened.
28:31No.
28:34The night of the storm, we kissed.
28:47And then we maybe kissed again last night.
28:51Oh, baby girl, you are in deep.
28:59OK.
29:00I mean, just the way he looks at you.
29:02Dude, dude.
29:03You've been, like, I've been in her for, like, seven minutes.
29:09What is up with you two?
29:11I think she's a woman.
29:12Bro, you say that, like, a couple times a year.
29:17No, man, I mean it.
29:18Like, soulmate stuff and shit.
29:20OK, so what's going on?
29:22She's married.
29:23And where's her husband?
29:24The dirt bag left her the night of her wedding.
29:27Sounds like you left her an opening.
29:28But what about Anastasia?
29:29And he has other options.
29:34You and Anastasia look off the cozy.
29:35She is not my type.
29:36Oh?
29:37Mm-mm.
29:38Then what is your type?
29:40Oh.
29:41Smart.
29:42Funny.
29:43Funny.
29:44Funny.
29:45Fine.
29:46Funny.
29:47But definitely not have them instead of their options.
29:50You and Anastasia look off the cozy.
29:51She is not my type.
29:52Oh?
29:53Mm-mm.
29:54Then what is your type?
29:56Huh.
29:58Smart.
29:59Funny.
30:01Smart, funny, smile so beautiful, goodbye to the heart, kicks my ass in skee-ball, has to see my cheerily stop telling me.
30:20Got my type?
30:22Oh?
30:23Mm-mm.
30:24Then what is your type?
30:26Oh.
30:27Smart, funny, smile so beautiful, goodbye to the heart, kicks my ass in skee-ball, has to see my cheerily stop telling me.
30:47I think I'm in love.
30:52Mind if I join?
30:56Um, I need to go.
30:59No.
31:00Oh.
31:01Okay.
31:08It's beautiful, isn't it?
31:10Yeah.
31:11Makes me feel small.
31:14Insignificant.
31:16Yeah.
31:17In a good way.
31:20Reminds me that life's short.
31:23If you want something, you go for it.
31:32Whoa, whoa.
31:33Um, I can't.
31:36Living like Ella, never go for guys like you.
31:40They always choose the Leos.
31:54Do you love her?
31:57I sure don't.
31:59But you do.
32:00Look, take it from someone who's been there.
32:08Don't let her go.
32:11Watching someone you love be with someone else, it guts you.
32:16And it never stops hurting.
32:19Not now, Naomi.
32:20I have something for you.
32:21From the butler.
32:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:27I just do nothing.
32:42Not now, Naomi.
32:44I have something for you.
32:47From the butler.
32:56I thought she'd never come.
33:25How is Van?
33:26I was about being with a butler.
33:28Butler?
33:29I'm not a butler.
33:33I thought you were Dylan.
33:36So do you want to keep going?
33:37Yeah.
33:38Yeah.
33:45Listen, Ella, I...
33:46I'm sorry.
33:46I didn't mean for this to get so complicated.
33:49You don't need to apologize.
33:52I thought my marriage made sense.
33:54On paper.
33:55But these past few days, with you,
34:01I've never felt anything like this before.
34:05I don't be still under the last one.
34:16I don't have to worry about this.
34:18What's up?
34:18I don't have to worry about this anymore.
34:18I don't know.
34:48Honey, I'm home.
34:58Shit!
35:03Honey, I'm home.
35:06Who the fuck are you?
35:07Yeah, who the fuck are you, bro?
35:08I own this fucking house.
35:11So you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife?
35:13You dirty motherfucker.
35:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, Simon, not again.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19Leo, what a surprise.
35:23Dude, chill.
35:24He's my boss.
35:25Bro, he fucking started it.
35:26God damn it.
35:27I don't know who you kicked his ass.
35:29Sir, I'll make sure to escort him out immediately.
35:31No, fuck this.
35:32I'm out.
35:34You're gorgeous.
35:34You coming?
35:39Yes.
35:40Thank you for the lovely weekend.
35:43Call me later.
35:44I want all the tea.
35:46Yeah.
35:47What have you been doing?
35:49Um, I've been handling business, like you said.
35:51I thought I told you to watch the place, not throw a fucking frat party.
36:00I'm sorry, sir.
36:01I was pretty low-key on some pretty huge parties.
36:07Why aren't you dressed?
36:08I was changing to prepare dinner.
36:16What?
36:17Leo, it wasn't his fault.
36:19The party was my idea.
36:22Well, my mistake.
36:23I need a god damn drink.
36:32Your shirt's inside and out.
36:39Are you OK?
36:42Definitely not.
36:53There's my girl.
36:56Your wife is in the other room.
36:59That's what makes it so hot.
37:01No.
37:02Leo, I told you.
37:03I'm no side piece.
37:05I am the main course.
37:07I had a deal.
37:08Consider this a renegotiation.
37:12You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:14Yes, I do.
37:16You're a grown man, Leo.
37:18Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life.
37:21Think about the money.
37:22Once I'm married and bunny signs off,
37:24the inheritance is mine.
37:26Yeah, but I hate this.
37:29Six months.
37:30I'll leave Ella.
37:32I'll wire the money down to the Caymans.
37:34And we'll sail away on my yacht.
37:36Deal?
37:38Deal.
37:38Pull your pants up.
37:53This kind of scandalous behavior is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us.
38:11We were just having fun.
38:13Your father and I had our fun.
38:14We just need to hide it.
38:18Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
38:24She's the one for us.
38:26Trust mother.
38:27Yes, mother.
38:28You're always right.
38:29Mother's always right.
38:32Listen.
38:34Once I get the money, we're golden.
38:37Lucky me.
38:38Come here.
38:41You know how much I want you?
38:43You want me?
38:44Prove it.
38:46Right now.
38:48Her or me.
38:50Don't make me choose.
38:54You just did.
38:55Let's go.
39:01You and me.
39:02Right now.
39:03Dylan.
39:03Come on.
39:06You said this was real.
39:07Is that true?
39:10Yes.
39:11So then come with me.
39:13I can't just run away.
39:17Do you still love him?
39:22I don't know anymore.
39:25There's my beautiful bride.
39:32We need to talk, Leo.
39:33Let's talk after.
39:35You missed your chance on your wedding night.
39:37I told you.
39:38Business emergency?
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:39Hong Kong.
39:40Was it?
39:40You're back awfully fast.
39:42Jesus, Ella.
39:43What do you want to see?
39:43A boarding pass?
39:44No, I want a husband who won't leave the second the photos are taken.
39:48You're right.
39:49And I'm sorry.
39:51That was my fault.
39:52I shouldn't have done that.
39:52But I'm back now.
39:55For you.
39:56For me?
39:57Or for your inheritance?
39:59I don't know what you mean by that.
40:01Bonnie told me.
40:03Such a beautiful bride.
40:06Just one teensy little formality.
40:09Be a dear and sign this little prenup for me.
40:12Prenup?
40:12Now, I know, to a girl from the trailer park, marrying Leo is like winning the lottery.
40:18Bless your car for that.
40:20But just to be clear, that money, that's caprizzy family money.
40:25And I intend to keep it that way.
40:27I'm not marrying Leo for his money.
40:30Don't worry.
40:31I'm a modern woman.
40:33This prenup entitles you to five mil as long as you stay married to my son for at least one year.
40:39I'm not a girl.
40:47What she says doesn't matter.
40:55This marriage was a mistake.
40:57Ella, look at me.
41:00You're my wife.
41:01I love you.
41:02You love it, right?
41:08Then go.
41:09Go before you end up like me.
41:11Go.
41:12Go.
41:30No, you don't, Leo.
41:31You need me to make Bonnie happy so she'll unlock your money.
41:36You think I married you for money?
41:39I think you have it backwards.
41:41You love Bonnie.
41:42You swept me off my feet and it was nice.
41:46So I pretended that it was real.
41:47I'm not the villain here, Ella.
41:51I need a man who sees me, who wants me, who loves me.
41:55Not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht.
41:58Jesus, Ella.
42:00Could you be more dramatic?
42:01This is marriage.
42:03It's messy.
42:04You can't just walk away because it's not perfect.
42:06I'm not leaving because it's messy.
42:08I'm leaving because it's empty.
42:10Think about what you're throwing away!
42:12I am!
42:13Where are you going?
42:20It's time for me to leave.
42:23Go.
42:24Be with your husband.
42:25I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.
42:27You didn't drag me!
42:29I've never felt anything like this.
42:32Neither have I.
42:33Don't say it unless you mean it.
42:35I do mean it.
42:39But it's complicated.
42:41I made a vow.
42:42If it's Leo you want, just say the word and you'll never see me again.
42:46Dylan.
42:48Listen.
42:48I stood in front of a priest and I said vows that I thought I meant, but it felt empty.
42:59Like I was pretending.
43:01And then you happened.
43:08You.
43:09The fake butler.
43:11With the devastating smile and your kind dolphin saving heart.
43:16And your terrible skee-ball score.
43:20I'm never going to be able to live that down.
43:22No.
43:25With you, I'm not pretending.
43:27I feel whole.
43:34I think I'm in love with you too.
43:48Good news, baby.
43:50It's over.
43:52Ella's leaving.
43:53Hmm.
43:54How romantic.
43:56Is that supposed to impress me?
43:58That means we can finally do this.
44:01So now I'm suddenly worthy.
44:03Yes.
44:05I choose you.
44:08You didn't choose me.
44:11You lost her.
44:14You've always been the real thing.
44:22I love you.
44:23I love you.
44:27Oh, wow.
44:32It all makes sense now.
44:34Oh, please.
44:35Don't stop on my account.
44:44Babe, that's not what it looks like.
44:46Really?
44:46Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
44:48Ella.
44:49Ella.
44:49I'm sorry.
44:50No.
44:50You betrayed me.
44:52I loved him first.
44:53And then you showed up with your big old eyes and tragic backstory and stole him.
44:59You really are the worst.
45:01Oh, please.
45:01You have some nerve acting like a saint after the weekend that you've had.
45:05What the hell does that mean?
45:08Ask your faithful wife what she's been doing with the butler.
45:12Wow.
45:13Okay.
45:14You've been cheating on me?
45:16With the fucking help?
45:17You abandoned me on our wedding night so you could fuck another woman!
45:20Well, you're fired.
45:24Fuck you.
45:24I was never a butler.
45:25I quit.
45:28But he's going to be so pissed.
45:32Ella.
45:33Please.
45:34Just give me one year.
45:36Are you really going to turn down my five million dollars?
45:43Ella, come on.
45:45You know there's more to life than money.
45:46Okay.
45:50I told you.
45:52It never stops hurting.
45:56Like I said, I'm no expert.
45:58But I know about where I'm supposed to be cleaning up messes.
46:01I make them worse.
46:02And look at the mess that I've made.
46:03I'm out.
46:04Dylan, wait.
46:05And just like that, the emptiness came back.
46:08I guess he wasn't letting you.
46:16Is this just you and me?
46:18No.
46:19It's not.
46:20I don't love you anymore.
46:24Goodbye, Ria.
46:38Um, champagne, please.
46:45Ticket?
46:46Well, I wasn't left alone.
46:58I have my fake butler.
47:00If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here.
47:07With you.
47:07I can't do this anymore.
47:25I can't do this anymore.
47:28It's too hard.
47:28If that's the case, then perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:38What are you doing?
47:40Rule eight.
47:42Make apology with flair.
47:44You made that up.
47:45Maybe.
47:46Maybe.
47:46Now would his lordship please...
47:48Okay, I get it.
47:49You're right.
47:50It's annoying.
47:52Accept this humble butler's apology for being so blind.
48:01His lordship shall consider.
48:02And maybe, just as a peace offering, would his lordship accept a kiss?
48:12I think that'd be most agreeable.
48:14He wasn't rich, he wasn't perfect, but somehow, with the beach house butler, it was real.
48:44And if you're not saying, let's see, do a good thing.
48:45We will be on it.
48:46Let's try to say a kiss.
48:47I'll let his lordship accept a kiss.
48:48He won't say anything.
48:49The bing a kiss.
48:50I'll let up the hop on it.
48:51I'll let it.
48:53We'll let you.
48:55I'm coming.
48:55I'll let you.
48:56I'll let you.
48:57Bye.
48:59Bye.
49:01Bye.
49:01Bye.
49:01Bye.
49:02Bye.
49:06Bye.
49:07Bye.
49:08Bye.
49:08Bye.
49:10Bye.
49:10Bye.
49:11Bye.
49:12Bye.
49:13Bye.
49:13Bye.
49:14Bye.
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