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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:04I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:47Come on, Becky.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet...
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:27but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright.
00:10:41And I promise,
00:10:42he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23Romulus,
00:11:24what are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:42At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See?
00:11:45There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:35What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15All right?
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:22Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:24And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:28I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:31Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:33to avoid any suspicion, you know?
00:13:34Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well,
00:13:39it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:42That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:44Are we agreed?
00:13:46Sure.
00:13:48All right. Sign here.
00:13:49Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:46Mom.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valino? Maybe you've... heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:40Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:43How did you even meet?
00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's... been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so... toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:20Please...
00:17:44Ready to go, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear.
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whatever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I just really...
00:21:24hung over.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:27Hey, baby.
00:21:28You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:29You're rich now.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:31I like it.
00:21:32Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:33You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:35Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:39Oh, fine.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:44Oh, and listen.
00:21:45He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:46But I promise.
00:21:47I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:48Yeah, you're right.
00:21:49Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Come on, Gucci.
00:21:52Come on.
00:21:53Bye, Gucci.
00:21:54Hey, Amelia.
00:21:55Hey, Jake.
00:21:56Hey, Amelia.
00:21:57Hey, Jake.
00:21:58Hey, Jake.
00:21:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22:00How are you going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:01How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:02Oh, fine.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:05All right.
00:22:06Well, give him time, all right?
00:22:08Oh, and listen.
00:22:09He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:11But I...
00:22:12I promise.
00:22:13I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15You're right.
00:22:16Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:17Come on, Gucci.
00:22:18Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Oh!
00:22:22Royce!
00:22:23I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48Real dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:51Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:22:59I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie?
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:25How long have you been doing this?
00:23:27I don't know. My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job,
00:23:31and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:37I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:39Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit,
00:23:53I had a crush on you.
00:23:55You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59I still do.
00:24:01He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:07Then again,
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:13I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:23I know it's risky,
00:24:25but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:27I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:35Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:47Am I right?
00:24:49Come on.
00:24:51I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:14Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:16I don't see it.
00:25:17Just over there.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:25Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:28It's an office.
00:25:29You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:32You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi.
00:26:07I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:08You're engaged, remember?
00:26:09And this is our new palette.
00:26:10It's Matt's collection.
00:26:11He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation from me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will ya, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:52Just look at Amelia.
00:26:54What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns some money doing what she loves.
00:27:04I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:12Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:37One day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:49raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:10The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the dear Amelia.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32Alright, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43Mmm.
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01And?
00:29:02And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:14You better not let that hair down.
00:29:16Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:18How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:37Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:18What are you looking at?
00:30:22You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:23Oh, thanks.
00:30:24Um, I...
00:30:26Did you forget my name?
00:30:27No.
00:30:28There's just, uh, something different.
00:30:29Did you change your hair?
00:30:31Why do you care?
00:30:32The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:33I'm going out.
00:30:34I just forgot my charger.
00:30:35Awesome.
00:30:36Thanks.
00:30:38I'm taking this.
00:30:40Wait.
00:30:41I've been calling you.
00:30:42We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:44I told you.
00:30:45I'm busy.
00:30:46Hold on.
00:30:47Amelia!
00:30:48Amelia!
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Hey, look who's right on time.
00:30:51Nice.
00:30:52Where's Amelia?
00:30:53She's sick.
00:30:54She can't make it.
00:30:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:57No, if your fiance is sick, you know, you can't make it.
00:31:00Oh, I'm going to keep her off.
00:31:01Is there a thing you can't make it?
00:31:02Oh, no.
00:31:03You can't thank Amelia.
00:31:04I'm going to try and thank Amelia for cleaning.
00:31:06How's it going?
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:08Oh, my gosh.
00:31:09I don't really care.
00:31:10Hi, have it.
00:31:11All right.
00:31:12I've just learned a lot.
00:31:13All right.
00:31:14I've just learned a lot.
00:31:15Hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:16I've just learned a lot of things.
00:31:17I've just learned a lot of things.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey, it's Michelangelo of Dino Rovino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like it.
00:32:39Thanks, Jack.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, boy.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good.
00:33:16All I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:22Good.
00:33:23Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:31But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off.
00:35:52Dude, back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:33I'm not following you.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:10I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:40I fucking hate you.
00:38:10I fucking hate you.
00:38:40Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:57I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um.
00:39:17I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's pediolite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Dredgen.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:48I don't know how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:49I don't know how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:50Hey...
00:40:51Opposites attract.
00:40:53I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:00Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:12The dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:14I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:15Weird.
00:41:16I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:17What was that about?
00:41:18Must be the hangover.
00:41:19Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:20Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:21Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:22Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:23Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:24Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:30Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:31I have to hang out tonight.
00:41:32I have a phone call.
00:41:33I have friends and I have a phone call.
00:41:34I have a phone call.
00:41:35Hey, I'm sorry.
00:41:36I'll have to leave you at the door.
00:41:37I'm sorry.
00:41:38I have a phone call.
00:41:40I got a phone call.
00:41:41I'm sorry.
00:41:42What was that about?
00:41:43Must be the hangover.
00:41:44Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:45Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Hey, unfortunately something came up.
00:41:59Unfortunately, something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay. I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how. I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:13I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:22Please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:27I felt it, too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:38I'm hope you're going to do so.
00:44:43Just whoops.
00:44:53Just whoops.
00:45:00She's like, no one...
00:45:00No.
00:45:00We can even...
00:45:02No.
00:45:02What?
00:45:03Tell me.
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:04Are we...
00:45:04No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:05so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:45:29till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:03together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:47:58brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:48:13now go get a lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night mr tino bellino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a court script
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41i mean to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wear man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's uh
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this
00:54:09uh
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17and he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty of room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38really
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change of deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45emilia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10betsy
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:24$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think i don't think it's going to do that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:38it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia
01:02:41i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:50you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07emilia i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but you did the right thing you could do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:03:33mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen
01:03:55to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:06yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:10see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus hey romulus
01:04:21what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:37you came
01:04:37against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now
01:04:50you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:22is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:25i'm sorry
01:05:30i thought i wanted this
01:05:34but i don't
01:05:36i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated
01:05:58and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03and she's gone
01:06:14i'll be right there
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:29romulus
01:06:30what oh
01:06:33wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah right oh good thanks good gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with
01:07:06you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery of
01:07:14mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:41gucci
01:07:44i don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few
01:07:59minutes
01:07:59see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:25okay okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:51a little
01:08:52i don't know
01:08:53it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia can we talk
01:09:02amelia amelia can we talk please
01:09:16amelia amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:34i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:09:49and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:53you're not one
01:09:55i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:58most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:04i'm not
01:10:05you're not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but
01:10:16i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:19and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:30dad what is this son
01:10:31i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:47but because she wants to
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:11:01so
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05where will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:15yes i'll marry you
01:11:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:43Alright, alright, you two. That's enough, alright?
01:11:47We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, alright?
01:11:51We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:57I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, alright?
01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:29And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:37Michelangelo?
01:12:39Uh, Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:03I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13In return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:26I, uh, Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:34I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:02And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:10Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:12I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:21You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy.
01:14:40You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too!
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