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Matrimoney
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:04I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:47Come on, Becky.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet...
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:27but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright.
00:10:41And I promise,
00:10:42he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23Romulus,
00:11:24what are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:42At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See?
00:11:45There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:35What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15All right?
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:22Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:24And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:28I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:31Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:33to avoid any suspicion, you know?
00:13:34Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well,
00:13:39it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:42That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:44Are we agreed?
00:13:46Sure.
00:13:48All right. Sign here.
00:13:49Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:46Mom.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valino? Maybe you've... heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:40Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:43How did you even meet?
00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's... been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so... toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:21Please, okay.
00:17:36Ready to go out baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:20:08I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:13how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it pretty
00:20:43clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me
00:20:47my phone my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this then the
00:20:54contract is violated then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit i'm serious don't screw this up
00:21:02i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i know what i'm doing dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear i will fuck whoever i want whatever i want
00:21:13fine do whatever you want sorry it's a bit harsh just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28you know you don't have to keep working amelia you're rich now i know i like it oh that's good
00:21:42to hear you know i just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son tell me uh how are things going
00:21:50between the two of you huh oh fine yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right well give him time all right oh and listen he is not as bad as tmz says all right
00:22:02but i i promise i wouldn't be so sure yeah you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later yeah come on gucci come on bye gooch
00:22:13hey amelia hey jake
00:22:18gucci no royce
00:22:21say bad dog but i'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah same here
00:22:31sorry gucci's um a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45they should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owners of beverly hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah i'd like them
00:22:58so how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months i like it
00:23:09i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26i don't know i my whole life i guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job and
00:23:30then i turned it into my own business
00:23:32i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36i guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go
00:23:50and i have to admit i had a crush on you
00:23:54you did
00:23:57yeah
00:23:58i still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:24:08then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12i'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18i mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22i know it's risky
00:24:25but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:24:28i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring
00:24:34um it's just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am i right
00:24:46i mean it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me engaged
00:24:56no are you kidding
00:24:58i'm 24 i'm practically still a baby
00:25:00i mean i should be wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08royce pooped
00:25:13i should pick it up
00:25:14where i don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do i have to wear a suit every day
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you wanna be ceo
00:25:30you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like willy wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know i'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes i know
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first
00:25:47fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay
00:26:04hi i'm michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged remember
00:26:13and this is our new palette
00:26:17it's matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28michelangelo
00:26:30what dad
00:26:37what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:46all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at amelia
00:26:52what about her
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03i guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06i hope she rubs off on you
00:27:08a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:27:12breaks over
00:27:28well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and i
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know i'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am i gonna tell chantel
00:28:07i promise we'd netflix
00:28:08a bang tonight
00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights camera red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the dear
00:28:17or dear
00:28:17now
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad
00:28:21i mean we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright so it's all settled
00:28:33i'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:36and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37bye dad
00:28:42so remind me
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again
00:28:57because i want to do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know i never splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but since i'm part of the dina lavino family now
00:29:10i think i can afford to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there
00:29:25i'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37i've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43buy that dress
00:29:44asap
00:29:45leave me alone party boy
00:29:51i've got my own function tonight
00:29:53i'm coming out
00:29:54you
00:29:55you
00:29:56you
00:29:58you
00:30:02you
00:30:03you
00:30:03you
00:30:03you
00:30:06you
00:30:07you
00:30:09you
00:30:13you
00:30:14What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:13Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:34Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michelangelo of Dino Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37You had good treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:54Bye.
00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:32But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:45A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:33Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:03I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31I'm just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:06That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.
00:38:01I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.
00:38:05I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.
00:38:35Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We got too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:29Of course.
00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well?
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually.
00:40:22It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27So, I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:24What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:57You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18But frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:41Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So why aren't we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:39I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:39I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:40I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:41I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:41I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:42I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:43I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:44I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:45I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:46I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:49I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:50I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:51I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:53I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:54I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:55I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:56so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled
00:45:25vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain
00:45:30gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:46:03together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you
00:46:42about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:46:49that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:47:15to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:25i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:36cats are awesome
00:47:41that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line you think so
00:47:49maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to
00:47:55paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean you
00:48:01know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic
00:48:07date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:25so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's it's my dad's dog not
00:48:35mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:47do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a
00:48:54chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:13i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:24what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:42but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion i also thought we could use his
00:49:59water bowl to pour a little chianti into it okay this is for us why don't you get us a court script
00:50:07what else is in the bag just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good
00:50:59memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about
00:51:06cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing i still have all of her
00:51:15recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:51:41my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:54i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:06good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:20hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:46tie ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:53:07love you love you too
00:53:16sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:53:25talk about it later yeah okay uh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:33and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here huh let's try it
00:53:52oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right
00:54:00there you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:54:10wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad you can't have the
00:54:23wedding at the wedding at the hollywood well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how
00:54:29about that not too big plenty of room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a
00:54:36wedding like this why something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly
00:54:45but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever
00:55:09felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:55:19all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:55:28nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:36so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:05would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and
00:56:39give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:48it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:19we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid
00:57:29stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go
00:57:36to epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get
00:57:44into your pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet
00:57:54him yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:58:03please me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:58:13you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:50it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:09nice to finally meet you betsy
00:59:11so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:00you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:28you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this
01:00:39relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:53that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious let's
01:00:58see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:22and if you really cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing
01:01:33me right now it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's alone
01:01:54and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:01:58fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and
01:02:02you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk
01:02:07to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right
01:02:14to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent
01:02:25more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her
01:02:30she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual
01:02:36agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:02:43you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up
01:02:49you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:03:05happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but
01:03:14you did the right thing you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't
01:03:24have said that we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico
01:03:31by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino
01:03:39lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:03:46contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should
01:03:55listen to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day see he could have a
01:04:12sniper on us it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:34oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:22is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56i got devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:07and she's gone
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:34well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and then
01:06:38all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come
01:06:43back we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with
01:07:06you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night
01:07:13delivery of mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:41gucci
01:07:43it's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:16lecri порans
01:08:20gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:22gucci
01:08:24gucci my boy's back
01:08:26gucci
01:08:27Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:52It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true. They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:22Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight. I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And I'm sorry for calling you a monster. You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you. Most of them are good. I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is this on?
01:10:31I want to know that I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation,
01:10:45but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:18You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:54Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:12:05especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:35I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:13With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:48Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:49Oh, clap.
01:14:51Clap.
01:15:12Bye.
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