00:07Uncle Roger. What are you doing here, Nick? Look, I'm getting older, you know, and there's
00:13There's a lot of stuff that I haven't
00:15Mom says you're kind of a you know, like a ladies man. She said that?
00:21You need some help with the ladies
00:24You can't let a girl know how nervous you are
00:26You gotta let her know you're in control, right? In control? Who is this guy? You're in high school. You don't control anything. Look at your face
00:37Sex is everywhere, okay? Their bodies are exposed to our eyes right there blue sweater blue sweater
00:44You were smart to ask for help. How do you take the next step? I need to meet someone
00:50All right, come here. Here they come. This is so stupid. They're like twice my age. Champions refuse to lose
00:56We need a hook the line and opening salvo whatever you want to call it, okay?
01:00Nick here thinks you're beautiful. Well, if he's got such good taste, what's he doing hanging out with you?
01:06Either hit it out of the park or strike out miserably. Like Michael Jordan. That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm
01:12How often do you like to get somebody to go home with you?
01:16Every night. What? No. Swear to God. Get out of here. What are you talking about? I've never had sex
01:26That is so sexy. It's hot. Can you do me a favor?
01:32Pick that up? Critics are calling Roger Dodger a deft cutting edge comedy
01:37Wickedly witty. Campbell Scott is sensationally good. I'm giving you the keys to the kingdom here, Nick
01:44Two thumbs up. Oh, get away from me. Come on, for symmetry. No, not a chair
01:52Artisan Home Entertainment presents
01:54Nick, we need more men like you
01:56A comedy about a know-it-all
01:58I'm at my absolute peak sexually, so I figured the two of us go at it. It'd be like Frasier and Ali, right?
02:04Something is really wrong with you. No, I'm serious
02:06With a lot to learn
02:08Is it a mission in life to humiliate yourself?
02:10Oh, it's more of a hobby, really
02:12Roger Dodger
02:13Is that a medic alert bracelet?
02:15But, um, no, it's instructions. I'm having my body cryogenically frozen if I die prematurely
02:21All right, leave it. It's just spastic enough to be charming
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