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Celebutante Prissy Alcott leaves her luxe Reno life behind for her childhood home in Colorado when she learns that her f | dG1faTI3SVlLMU9PVzA
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00:00I've got four queens.
00:08Poker, bitch!
00:10Loser.
00:13Harsh.
00:14The well has run dry, honey bear.
00:17We are broke.
00:19We're selling the ranch.
00:22Refill.
00:23What about my horse? What about Humphie?
00:24A blue factory.
00:27I'm coming out west.
00:30Humphie!
00:32Oh my God, who is doing your hair?
00:38I know how I could save the ranch.
00:43This is my land.
00:46And you are going to make that happen.
00:51What if we brought a bit of the big city here?
00:55A dew ranch.
00:55A dew ranch.
00:56It's such fun!
01:03The west!
01:05I bet it's the first time you've heard her say that.
01:11Now that's a cowboy.
01:12Oh, that's a cow man.
01:15How are you at a pile driving boat?
01:16I've had no complaints.
01:20They're just adorable.
01:22Are these mini-llamas?
01:23She's having a baby.
01:24I don't know nothing about birthday, no blue!
01:28My shoes!
01:29Bring your galoshes.
01:40Oh my God, yay!
01:42Yay!
01:42Yay!
01:43Get your Kelpie ass back to work and stop farting around!
01:46I am not farting!
01:48Sorry.
01:49I'm the princess!
01:52Oh!
01:53The rod, the cowboy!
01:55You didn't do me.
01:57You did him.
01:58Pumpy?
01:59I would have thought I'd been more sore.
02:02All for one.
02:04Hands.
02:06All for one.
02:09Close enough.
02:10I'm going to name you Bloody.
02:12Bloody.
02:12Bloody.
02:14Bloody.
02:15Bloody.
02:16Bloody.
02:16Bloody.
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02:17Bloody.
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02:18Bloody.
02:18Bloody.
02:19Bloody.
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