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Emmerdale 30th October 2025
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00:30Oh, you little. You missed.
00:35I hope you're here to bring me better news.
00:39Dylan?
00:40Done.
00:42The thing with foxes aren't all pests, really.
00:46The more times you miss, the bolder they become.
00:50I get it.
00:51Do you?
00:53Because things need to be done the way they've always been done.
00:56If you detect a weakness...
00:58There's no weakness. What happened before won't be happening again.
01:02A dead fox never comes back, Ray.
01:07Oh, and in case you've forgotten,
01:10the next punter for our little princess
01:13is meeting up with her later.
01:16I hadn't forgotten.
01:17Good.
01:18So you'll be there making sure she doesn't let us down again.
01:21Because if she did...
01:23She won't.
01:24Because if she did,
01:26there would be consequences.
01:28Serious consequences.
01:31What you might call a cull.
01:38Dylan?
01:39Please, just ring me back to care.
01:41I need to know you're alright.
01:43Just ring me, please.
01:45I'm really scared.
01:46Hey!
01:47I wasn't expecting you.
01:48I mean, sorry.
01:49I just thought it would be a blonner.
01:50I'd just let myself in.
01:51I didn't know if I should knock.
01:52Knock?
01:53This is your home, April.
01:54Whenever you want it to be.
01:55Sorry.
01:56Er, I actually just came to see Leo.
01:57I meant to pop in yesterday, but I didn't get a chance.
01:58Oh, great timing.
01:59Hey!
02:00Guess what we've been shopping for.
02:01Last minute bits and bobs.
02:02Hey.
02:03Oh.
02:04It's okay, Leo.
02:05You can let her go now.
02:06I don't want him to.
02:07So, any more thoughts about tonight's party?
02:08No pressure, obviously.
02:09No, but Leo would love it if you were there.
02:10We all would.
02:11I don't want him to.
02:12Any more thoughts about tonight's party?
02:13No pressure, obviously.
02:14No, but Leo would love it if you were there.
02:15We all would.
02:16Er, I would really like to.
02:17It's just, I've got something on.
02:19Sorry.
02:20Don't worry.
02:21Maybe next year.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Listen, I'd love to stay around, but I'm meant to be meeting.
02:24No.
02:25I'd love to stay around, but I'm meant to be meeting.
02:26No.
02:27I'd love to stay around, but I'm meant to be meeting.
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03:01It's been lovely to see you.
03:02Just pop round any time.
03:03Yeah?
03:04He misses his big sister.
03:05Yeah.
03:06So am I.
03:07Happy Halloween.
03:08Well, I'm going to lie.
03:09Oh, my god.
03:10Your face, happy Halloween.
03:12What the hell is going on?
03:14Did you hear that scream? New ick unlocked.
03:17I did not scream.
03:19Oh, come on, mate. They would have heard that in Leeds.
03:21He'd be great in horror films.
03:23Are you for real?
03:24Have you had an idea what he's been through? Horror movie of his own?
03:27It's fine, Charity.
03:29If you can't laugh...
03:30Laugh?!
03:31You do know he nearly died, Ross!
03:33Well, they should have screamed like that in the bunker then.
03:35Would have been found in minutes.
03:40Too soon?
03:42You know, I'd really be careful if I were you, Ross.
03:45You never know when karma's gonna tap you on the shoulder.
03:48It can tap me on my shoulder any time it likes.
03:51And I don't wear neighbours.
03:53So can you.
04:02Day off. You only just got your job back.
04:04Erm, not exactly, no. I had a choice.
04:07Well, I could either go into work and let Jay the Weasel make me life hell
04:10or I could come here, drink tea, do my scroll all day.
04:13Can you guess which one I chose?
04:15Hang on.
04:16Yesterday you couldn't be happier. You'd pretty much won.
04:20Yeah, yesterday I was sticking up for myself and, you know, being walked all over.
04:25And then I just thought, what is the point in fighting when you know you can't win?
04:31Are you serious?
04:33Well, he wants me to meet his very high expectations and then he's just gonna keep raising them so that I never actually can meet them.
04:42Yeah, but Caleb's on your side, isn't he?
04:45Yeah, but he's not there 24-7. And when he's not there, I'm not bulletproof anymore.
04:48Right, so you're honestly gonna admit defeat to someone like Jay. Jay, I mean, come on.
04:54He's me boss.
04:55Kerry is a bitter little man. He's only important his own tiny little head.
05:00Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with that.
05:02Do you know what I want? I want the Kerry I know to go into work today, head held high and whatever he throws at you, you deal with it and crack on.
05:11All with a big smile on your face because when he realises that he can't break you...
05:16Then I've already won.
05:18That's what I'm saying.
05:20Thank you. Thank you.
05:23Oh, better get myself dressed for work then.
05:27See you later, darling.
05:29Hey, Jeremy.
05:31Hey, I didn't get a chance to ask you before you left. What are your plans for Halloween later?
05:36Oh, lock the doors, turn out the lights and pretend no one's home.
05:40Yeah, what Jimmy said.
05:41Well, you were young once too, Jimmy.
05:43No, I wasn't. I was born middle-aged, miserable and with a face like this.
05:47Maybe I've been run over one too many times.
05:51Well, I am taking my not-so-little monsters trick-or-treating later.
05:56Do you fancy joining in the fun?
05:58Fun? Fun is overrated. I think I'd rather hide from monsters anyway.
06:02Hmm.
06:04You will get exactly what you pay for.
06:07And more.
06:09Satisfaction guaranteed.
06:10Who even owns a hockey mask? And also, what has hockey actually got to do with Halloween?
06:17Apart from all those horror films where the psycho killer usually wears a hockey mask.
06:22Yeah. Apart from that, I just wish I had a hockey stick and I could have wrapped it round his head.
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:27And he says that I was scared. I wasn't scared, Aaron. Wasn't scared.
06:31He just, when someone jumps out at you, you react, don't you?
06:33Mm-hmm, absolutely.
06:35And it might have sounded like a scream, but I wasn't screaming. I didn't scream. Wasn't sc-
06:39I don't know what I did.
06:42Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
06:44Mm-mm.
06:46Of course, it might be more interesting if, I don't know, he dressed up as a clown and ran me over in a clown car.
06:52Mm.
06:55That does sound scary.
06:57Oh, you're interested, are you?
06:59Just I know when you're not, because you do this.
07:02Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
07:04Mm-mm.
07:06Wait, I don't, I definitely don't do that.
07:08And then you get defensive.
07:09Well, yeah, I'm obviously going to sound like that, aren't I?
07:11Right, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.
07:15I just...
07:16Just...
07:17Well, what do you think?
07:18Who do you think?
07:20Because it turns out that yesterday, you were probably right. In fact, you were bang on.
07:24Me and Robert probably could have sorted things out, we could have fixed things, but now...
07:28There's a big giant Kev-shaped obstacle on the way.
07:32Yeah, okay.
07:35And that obstacle...
07:38...seems pretty obvious it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
07:43So...
07:44Up here.
07:45How far are we up the old Love Mountain?
07:48The Love Mountain?
07:50With Celia.
07:51Are we getting close to the summit yet?
07:54The summit?
07:55My age, Jimmy.
07:56Just the idea of climbing seems beyond me.
07:59Whoa!
08:00That is not you talking, Bob.
08:01That is the fear.
08:03Do not listen to the fear, my friend.
08:05It'll only stop you from trying to be happy.
08:07Yes, 4.30 as agreed.
08:10You won't be disappointed.
08:13Okay, bye.
08:15Oh, Moira.
08:16I was about to pay you a visit.
08:19Are you going to bring me coffee and cake?
08:20Turkey.
08:21All of the country, or...?
08:22No, birds that get nervous around Christmas.
08:25A poultry farmer's gone bust needs a quick sale.
08:28And that becomes interesting when you find out the margins.
08:32Well, if you're trying to sell me this opportunity, you're doing quite well.
08:35Yeah, but time is not on our side.
08:37If you are interested, you need to sign on the dotted line by end of play today.
08:41That way the birds can be on my farm by next week.
08:43I know it's happening very fast.
08:46I've never had a problem with fast.
08:48But if you need to speak to Victoria and Robert...
08:51No, I don't.
08:53If a decision needs making, I can make it.
08:55Here he comes. The thorn between two roses.
08:57I don't think I've ever been called a rose before.
09:00Oh, take it when it comes your way.
09:02Most days I feel like stinging nettles.
09:04That's the best.
09:06I'll call you later, but I'm pretty much on board already.
09:09I will leave you to your thorn.
09:11You made the right call, Moira.
09:13And you're about to do the same.
09:15Is that so?
09:16Well, hopefully, yeah. Depending if you say yes or not.
09:18To...
09:19Dinner. With me. This afternoon.
09:21I mean, nothing fancy or anything.
09:22Yes.
09:23And I'm being very forward.
09:24Yes.
09:25At what?
09:26Yes. I would love to have dinner with you.
09:28Or, as is commonly known south of here, lunch.
09:32Lunch, dinner, yeah. It all works for me.
09:35I knew today was going to be a good day.
09:38So did I, Bob. So did I.
09:40See you later.
09:43Ray, what have you done to him?
09:49If you've hurt Dylan...
09:51Look.
09:53Do you need a gentle reminder of who you're talking to?
09:57Sorry. I just need to know that he's okay.
10:00Right now, Dylan should be the last thing on your mind.
10:03You have other things that need taken care of.
10:05But...
10:06I suggest you go back and make yourself look pretty.
10:13We don't want to be disappointing the client, do we?
10:16Do we?
10:18No.
10:20Because if you ever want to see that boyfriend of yours again,
10:22you make sure you are on top of your game.
10:25Okay?
10:26The taxi will pick you up at four and take you to his place.
10:30Be ready.
10:32Where is I?
10:34I just need to know what's up.
10:36Top of your game!
10:40You are running out of chances, April.
10:43You really don't want this to be the last one.
10:45We are going to be very busy tonight, so let's hope it all goes smoothly.
11:05I'm not going to be here, but my son is going to do the odd shift going forward.
11:10So be very gentle with him, okay?
11:12If you have to throw anything at him, no sharp objects.
11:16Yeah, or heavy ones.
11:18Try and enjoy yourselves.
11:20And remember that positive energy gets you a long, long way.
11:24Okay, guys.
11:27Don't look so worried. You're going to be fine.
11:30Laurel.
11:32Look, I really hate to ask, but I might need a massive favour of you later.
11:35Which of Olves?
11:37Taking Archie to his Halloween party.
11:39Look, I will get there later, but I just don't know what time I'm going to get out of work.
11:42Caleb is watching me like a hawk.
11:45Sorry, I can't.
11:46I've got the afternoon off, and I've promised myself some knee time.
11:49And that doesn't involve children's Halloween parties.
11:53Arthur.
11:54Hey, I'm working.
11:56Oh.
11:57Caleb.
11:59He may as well have a tracker on me.
12:02Hi, Caleb.
12:04Yep.
12:06I was just about to head to that meeting, actually.
12:09Oh, right. You're going now, are you?
12:11Oh, no. That's fine. No problem.
12:13Well...
12:15Yeah, I'll just head back to the depot, then.
12:17Okay. Catch you later. Bye.
12:18Bye.
12:19One of those days?
12:20It's just like every day.
12:23Don't you worry, Anne. I'll sort something out.
12:28All right. Heard you the first time.
12:31Oh.
12:33Wasn't expecting you.
12:35Come in.
12:37Welcome to my new abode.
12:38I'm not stopping.
12:40Aw.
12:41And here was me thinking you were looking for round two of the real man.
12:44I'd rather stick my head in a blender.
12:47I'm guessing this is about before.
12:49You, more than anyone, Ross, should know what it's like to go through something pretty horrific.
12:54Hmm.
12:55Or maybe we should share war stories.
12:57Matt can show me his.
12:58I'll show him mine.
13:00Is that what you want?
13:01No.
13:02I want you to leave him alone.
13:04Does he need you to talk for him?
13:05No!
13:06Because he'd go absolutely mad if he knew I was here right now.
13:09But I know you know better than this, Ross.
13:13Do I?
13:14Yeah.
13:15Because you have a son, remember?
13:16And you wouldn't want him raised as a bully now, would you?
13:22Alright.
13:24Message received.
13:25Is it though?
13:26Really?
13:27I don't like repeating myself, alright?
13:31Tell Moses I'll pick him up later.
13:33Take him trick-or-treating or something.
13:35No, sorry.
13:36Max already promised to take him.
13:39Back of the queue.
13:40Again.
13:41Oh, don't try and make this something it isn't.
13:42Oh, I know exactly what it is.
13:46Right, love.
13:47You're gonna be absolutely fine.
13:48If there's any problems, just remember my phone is turned off.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Thanks, Mum.
13:51That's very professional.
13:52Oh.
13:53Is that something I should know about?
13:54What?
13:55No.
13:56Haven't you got some, er, sort of prep stuff in the kitchen to do yet?
13:57No.
13:58Go on, see ya.
13:59Oh, I was just heading out.
14:00Got a rare afternoon off.
14:01Right, well, erm, I don't suppose you fancy joining me for a beer?
14:03You don't have to.
14:04Oh, I don't think a beer's a good idea.
14:05Okay, right.
14:06Yeah, stupid.
14:07Stupid.
14:08You've got better things to do.
14:09No, I'm an alcoholic.
14:10And I can drink other things.
14:11Oh, God.
14:12Oh, I don't think a beer's a good idea.
14:14Okay, right.
14:15Yeah, stupid.
14:16Stupid.
14:17You've got better things to do.
14:18No, I'm an alcoholic.
14:19And I can drink other things.
14:20Oh, God.
14:21How to kill a conversation, Laurel.
14:22No, it's fine.
14:23It's fine.
14:24It's fine, darling.
14:25I just think it's best that I'm up front, you know?
14:26So there's no awkwardness or silly secrets.
14:27Mm-hmm.
14:28No.
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14:48No.
14:49It is what it is.
14:50I hate that expression, so.
14:52But you're...
14:53In recovery, yeah.
14:54Ah.
14:55I mean, I could tell you it in months, weeks, days, but that would be really boring.
15:01No.
15:02It's not boring.
15:03I know addiction.
15:04I'm...
15:05Yeah.
15:06We've all lost friends to it.
15:09We've heard it before, then.
15:11Mm.
15:12One day at a time.
15:13Yeah.
15:14I've heard that expression a few times.
15:16It's like I've got this box hidden away, full of...
15:19...regrets.
15:21Mainly alcohol-related.
15:24I've just packed them all away.
15:27What's up?
15:30I'm so sorry.
15:31This has got really heavy really quickly, hasn't it?
15:33No, no.
15:34Don't apologise.
15:35I have a box all of my own.
15:37Things I wish I'd done differently.
15:40Different...
15:41...paths I'd taken.
15:44They say it's only useful looking back if it helps how you look forward.
15:49Hmm.
15:50Anyway, how was your today?
15:54What?
15:55My today?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Um...
15:58My today was good.
16:00I had an issue with an employee.
16:03Um, that got taken care of.
16:06So, moving forward, there'll be no more issues.
16:12What goes in the box...
16:14...stays in the box.
16:15Hmm.
16:16Sure you don't fancy a quick one?
16:27Beer.
16:28I mean...
16:30...zero alcohol version for me, obviously.
16:33I keep trying to tell myself it's improved dramatically since I got banged up.
16:37Just...
16:38Keep that frustration in check.
16:40As tempting as that offer does sound, I've actually got business to take care of.
16:45You do know you're allowed to switch off every now and then, don't you?
16:47Yeah, but the thing is, is if we switch off in the farming business and the competition switch on, then...
16:52...we get left behind.
16:53You only live once, suckers.
16:55But if you do it right...
16:57Once is enough.
17:03I suppose I'll see you later, then.
17:04You will.
17:11So, if it seems I have an unhealthy appetite...
17:13Oh, I'll tell you these days, it's all I'm plant-based or I'm gluten-free or I'm dairy intolerant.
17:18If you don't get me wrong, those guys are good for business.
17:20The mark-ups are superb.
17:21But every now and then, it's nice to be with a no-nonsense lady who likes her grub.
17:28Hey, look at you!
17:29You going somewhere special?
17:30Just going out.
17:32Oh, Celia, this is April, my granddaughter.
17:36April.
17:38Pleased to meet you.
17:40I do love that dress.
17:42You are very pretty.
17:45Any boyfriends that Grandad needs to worry about?
17:48Yeah, Dylan.
17:49Nice lad.
17:50A bit rough round the edges.
17:51Well, he is, isn't he?
17:52But we all were at that age.
17:54Boys, nothing but trouble.
17:56Each and every one of them.
17:58I'll just come back for my wallet.
18:00Right, I'll be there.
18:01It'll be two minutes!
18:07I meant what I said.
18:09You do look nice in a dress.
18:10Almost like a different girl.
18:13Where's Dylan?
18:14Oh, let's not worry about that right now.
18:17Hey!
18:19Don't look so nervous.
18:21Relax.
18:22Go with the flow.
18:25As I said before, this is easy money.
18:28And the more times you do it,
18:29the easier it will get.
18:31Hey, hey, hey.
18:32None of that.
18:34Your make-up will run.
18:39April.
18:41You do know that what happened before
18:43cannot happen again, don't you?
18:45Make the customer happy
18:47and he'll come running back for more.
18:49Like a little puppy dog.
18:53Emergency over.
18:57Oh!
19:01Very nice to meet you.
19:14Have you heard a knocking?
19:16Knock, knock.
19:17These need your signature.
19:19Ooh.
19:20Should I be asking...
19:22Caleb.
19:25I'll leave these with you.
19:27Actually, Kerry.
19:29I've got a job for you.
19:31A very special job.
19:33Really?
19:35Yeah, I need a stocktake doing.
19:37Specifically, plugs.
19:41Plugs?
19:42All you need to do is tick them off against the inventory on file.
19:46Although some of the boxes might not be labelled correctly,
19:48so you'll need to open every one and check inside.
19:52Every single box?
19:54Have you got any idea how long that's going to take?
19:57Yes, I do. A long time.
19:59Especially since you'll be doing it on your own.
20:02You serious?
20:03Absolutely.
20:04And as you've made it quite clear that you know your rights,
20:07you will also know that I'm not asking you to do anything
20:10that isn't covered by your job description.
20:13Problem?
20:15I know exactly what you're doing.
20:18What I'm doing is giving you work.
20:20Out of spite.
20:22Be careful what you say next.
20:23Hey.
20:24I don't look so frightened, I don't bite.
20:27I mean, unless you want me to. I mean, it is Halloween.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:33That sounded a little bit weird.
20:35But I don't get back.
20:37I don't get back.
20:40I don't get back.
20:42I don't get back.
20:44I don't get back.
20:46I mean, unless you want me to, I mean, it is Halloween.
20:49I'm sorry.
20:51That sounded a little bit good.
20:54But I'm sorry.
20:55I'm sorry, that sounded a little bit cringe.
21:00I'm Callum, and you, I'm told, are April.
21:05Is that your real name?
21:07Yeah.
21:09And how old are you, April?
21:15Sixteen.
21:17You actually look younger.
21:25Well, I am popular today.
21:34Well, it's not really a door I'm going to be knocking on a lot, to be honest.
21:39Look, if it's about before, then...
21:42I'm sorry.
21:43I was out of order.
21:46No, no, no, no, it was absolutely hilarious, mate.
21:49Huh?
21:51Yeah, yeah, the whole hockey mask thing.
21:53Very Friday the 13th.
21:55Need to get me one of them.
21:57I thought you were going to have a panic attack or something.
22:00No, no.
22:01Might have seemed like I was, but had to keep the drama up for Charity.
22:05She needs a bit of drama in her life.
22:07So if you're not here about that, then what are you here for?
22:12You're going to go off your nut, mate.
22:15But please don't shoot the messenger, okay?
22:18Um, but this...
22:20This might belong to you.
22:23Or rather, belong to your car.
22:30You?
22:30No.
22:32No, I didn't do that.
22:34But the new head case that's just walked into Robert's life...
22:38You mean his husband?
22:40The one he was in prison with?
22:42Yeah.
22:42Yeah, him.
22:44Someone walking past your car looked like he was laughing.
22:46I'm not saying it was him, but...
22:48Well, why would he do that?
22:50I don't know.
22:51Who knows?
22:52But when the wiring's not right...
22:54What, and he just knocked it off?
22:56That doesn't add up.
22:57Well, people like that don't really add up, do they?
23:00But I did see him going to the pub.
23:02So if you've got any questions that need answering...
23:05Well, let's see if he's still laughing after we have a little chat.
23:08Hopefully not too strong.
23:18What is it?
23:19A screwdriver.
23:21It's basically a Ponce name for a vodka and orange.
23:26Don't worry, there's nothing in there that shouldn't be.
23:36See?
23:38Oh, my God, Cullen.
23:45Oh, my God, he...
23:46Cullen!
23:50I'm sorry.
23:51I'm sorry, I'm just being funny.
23:53I can't resist.
23:53All right, my bad.
23:56You should have seen your face.
24:00Honestly, it's okay.
24:03We don't need to rush anything.
24:05We can just talk.
24:06About what?
24:11I don't know.
24:13Anything.
24:14And everything, whatever.
24:17Like, do you know...
24:19Cats mainly meow to humans.
24:23And not to other cats.
24:25I know.
24:26How crazy is that?
24:28Like, I'm going to be honest.
24:29I don't even like cats.
24:33Like, you just know, if they were bigger, like a lion or a tiger, they'd totally eat us.
24:39And we'd all be cat food.
24:41There's nothing like a lovely meal and a few drinks on a quiet afternoon.
24:52Oh, Bob, the older I get, the more attractive quiet becomes.
25:01Anyone sitting here?
25:04Well, I know you.
25:05Well, if you don't, you're about to.
25:06Because me and you need a little chat.
25:08My work here is done.
25:10You know what, mate?
25:11I'll come in here for a nice, quiet pint.
25:14On me own.
25:16Call it quality time.
25:19And I like my quality time.
25:21So it's probably best if you don't disturb it with your little chat.
25:28Whoa!
25:28What the hell is going on?
25:30Well, you're going to find out who I am.
25:31What are you saying about quiet?
25:32You need to get out of my face.
25:33OK, listen, whatever's happening here, you need to take it somewhere else.
25:36If you don't, like, tit for tat.
25:37Just you two, get away from each other now before I chuck you both out.
25:40I'll be chucking you out in a plastic bag.
25:43After I snapped his spine.
25:44You better ring, Robert.
25:52Come in.
25:57Right, that is me done for the day.
26:0020 boxes done already.
26:0220?
26:03Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
26:05Well, more than that.
26:07Mm-hmm.
26:07And I'll crack on again in the morning.
26:09But for now, I'm clocking off, so...
26:11Oh, OK.
26:12Well, when you do come tomorrow, you might want to bring some overalls.
26:18Overalls?
26:19Yeah, and gloves.
26:21Thick.
26:22Gloves.
26:23See, I've got another inventory that needs checking.
26:25One that leaks and smells.
26:29Now, I know what you're thinking.
26:30I really don't think that you do.
26:36Careful, Kerry.
26:37Stuff you're careful.
26:38You are a bully.
26:40You are a tiny, weak, little slug of a man who nobody even likes or even pretends to respect.
26:48I mean, your own family can't even stomach you.
26:50Right, now, hang on.
26:51You're only important in your own head, which is why you treat people like me like dirt, to make you feel better about yourself.
26:57Is that so?
26:58Yeah, that's so, because, do you know what?
27:00I know exactly what you see when you look in the mirror, Jay.
27:03A bitter, vindictive failure.
27:07And guess what?
27:08We all see it as well.
27:09I know some people feel sorry for you, but not me.
27:13I detest you.
27:16Well, congratulations.
27:17You've just talked yourself out of a job.
27:19You can't sack us again, Thicko.
27:21I've already quit.
27:24PHONE RINGS
27:25Is that the only way out?
27:33Robert, you need to get here now.
27:36Like, right now, or something very bad is going to happen.
27:40And maybe bring a muzzle.
27:42Or a cage.
27:44You really need to tell me what your problem is.
27:48You are my problem.
27:50There's a lot of lads like you inside.
27:53A lot of mouth.
27:55Nothing to back it up with.
27:57Hey!
27:58Hey!
27:58You know, toxic masculinity is so last decade.
28:02Oh, smash that toxic down your throat, pal.
28:04Is that what you're after?
28:06No, I'm good.
28:08Come on, lads.
28:09Marlon's right.
28:10Punch your nose out of each other.
28:12It won't solve anything.
28:13No.
28:14But it'll make me feel better.
28:15Well, look, I'll tell you what'll make me feel better.
28:16Banging your heads together.
28:18So just pack it in!
28:19You know what?
28:20You're a good-looking lad, you.
28:23But I will ugly you up so fast, I regret not taking me time doing it.
28:27Oh, man.
28:28Do it.
28:30Do it.
28:31Oh, what are you doing?
28:39Guys, what is he doing?
28:42He's counting.
28:45It's a ten.
28:46Sometimes things just snap.
28:54Choose courses of action that I might regret later on.
28:57So I have these little coping mechanisms.
29:02Maybe you could teach Ross a few, eh?
29:04Yeah.
29:05Well, we all see the red mist every now and again.
29:10Maybe you should tell me what blew that red mist in my direction.
29:14Hmm?
29:16I found a new one.
29:26I'm not going to lie.
29:27I used to get proper messy hangovers, me.
29:31And then found out a life hack.
29:34Water.
29:38A pint of water before I go to bed.
29:40I swear it works every time.
29:43Right.
29:44What are your hangovers like?
29:46I don't really drink that much.
29:50Best way.
29:51You know how some people drink to make themselves more interesting?
29:55I drink to make other people more interesting.
29:58Just do it.
30:00Do what?
30:02It.
30:02I told you, there's no rush, is there?
30:10Like, sometimes I want to take my time.
30:13I mean, you go out to dinner, you don't want to start a main course and dessert all at once, right?
30:18Right, yeah, it's just that I've got to be somewhere in an hour.
30:28Nobody told me that.
30:31Okay.
30:33Well, this just kind of got awkward.
30:35Maybe I should call Celia.
30:36What?
30:38No.
30:38Like, I'm not being funny, but I saw I pay good money for this.
30:41But...
30:41Honestly, like, no-one's forcing you to be here, April.
30:45If you want to go, you can go.
30:47But my money, I'm going to want that back.
30:49Oh, you think it's funny, dear?
30:59Well, probably explains why I laughed, yeah.
31:01Oh, well, you keep on laughing, cos you've obviously got nowhere to be tonight.
31:05I do.
31:07Oh, gee, somebody swiped right for you.
31:10Who was it?
31:11Uncle Fester?
31:12Herman Munster?
31:13If you must know, I'm supposed to be taking Archie to a Halloween party.
31:19Well, you're his dad, so, you know, I'm sure he's probably used to you letting him down by now.
31:23Yeah, well, you know, that's the point, isn't it?
31:26He is.
31:27You know, I am always letting him down, and the more work that Caleb gives me, the worse it gets.
31:33You know, I just wanted one night that I could try and make it up to him.
31:40One night where I could put that smile back on his face.
31:43Careful, Jay.
31:44You almost sound human.
31:45Do you know, I know what you and everybody else thinks about me.
31:48Well, you said it before, didn't you?
31:51Believe me, that was the edited version.
31:54I just want to be a good dad.
31:57Yeah, you know, I work all the hours I can, just so that I can give him the best.
32:04But, well, the more I work, the less I see him.
32:08You know, and tonight, tonight wasn't just about dropping him off.
32:11You know, the parents were supposed to stay there, to get involved.
32:16You know, he would have loved that.
32:19Instead, it's just me letting him down again.
32:24Obviously, I'm not moved at all by anything you just said, but, er, I'm supposed to be helping Kyle trick-or-treat.
32:38So, I can't stay here all night, can I?
32:41Look, mate, I get it, I had a proper wardrobe too, but it was nothing to do with me.
32:50So, you know what, though?
32:52Whoever it was, he needs dealing with properly.
32:56I thought when he'd had the wing wearer, I've got a mate who was my favourite consortium, he won't cost you a penny, John.
33:04I was a mechanic, mate. I can fix that.
33:07We'll need paying for it, though.
33:10What's going on?
33:12I thought I was walking into a war.
33:13No war, just wires crossed, right?
33:17Good thing those wires didn't get wrapped round your throat.
33:20Looks like all them wacky woo classes that I've done inside are starting to pay off, don't they?
33:24So, we're all good?
33:25No, we're far from all good.
33:27Mac's played me, and I do not like being played.
33:33Maybe your man Mac pulled the trigger.
33:36I'm starting to think somebody else might have loaded a gun.
33:39Oh, he said we were going to have a pint, so why about now?
33:42Now you're talking.
33:44You get him in.
33:45But I did say I'd do something for Claudette, so I'm going to do that first.
33:49Don't take too long.
33:55Oh, thank you, Charity.
34:05That was lovely.
34:06And obviously, the entertainment earlier, that was top draw as well.
34:10Oh, please don't.
34:11I might have to employ bouncers, eh?
34:13What he said, and compliments to the chef.
34:16Cheers.
34:16So, can I tempt you with dessert, then, or more wine?
34:20Er, I'm not going anywhere, are you?
34:22That's a yes, then.
34:23She'll go and get the menus.
34:24So, you, er, you live on your own.
34:30Er, do you have any family living locally?
34:33I have a son.
34:34He's a grown man now.
34:36Er, we don't live in each other's pockets, which suits us both.
34:39Obviously, your family roots are much deeper around here.
34:43Honestly, family means everything to me.
34:46I mean, I've, er, I've made my fair share of mistakes.
34:50And not learned from enough of them.
34:52I, er, I lost my son, Heath, not long ago, in a car accident.
35:01And, well, quite the way back now, my eldest daughter, Dawn, she died.
35:06Oh, Bob.
35:08Yeah.
35:09Both times, my whole life just stopped.
35:14And, you know, you think that you're never going to get past it.
35:17Oh, Bob, I am so sorry.
35:23I, I, I didn't mean to open old rooms.
35:25Jay, how can you get trapped in your own office?
35:29All right, OK, OK, stop, stop, stop.
35:31Yes, OK.
35:32I will take him.
35:33But I'm doing this for Archie, OK?
35:35Not for you.
35:35I'm going to scream.
35:36Yeah.
35:37Bye.
35:39I'm so sorry.
35:40Problem?
35:40I've got to take my ex's son to a Halloween party.
35:44Don't ask.
35:45I won't.
35:46Erm, maybe another time?
35:48Yeah.
35:48Yeah, I look forward to that.
35:50Yes.
35:51Ginger.
35:53Hey, Paddy!
35:54Go!
35:55Yeah!
35:55Yeah!
35:57Well done, Daddy-er!
35:59You didn't drown!
36:00It's all worked, Daddy-paddy!
36:01Seriously, you are so much better at that than me!
36:03That's because he still has his own teeth.
36:05But I can still sink my own teeth into you if I need to.
36:08OK, not only vampires have got fans.
36:10Hey, listen, there's some toffee apples in the kitchen if you want.
36:13Yeah, why don't we all go trick-or-treating you and annoy the neighbours?
36:15Hey, happy days!
36:17Oh, oh, oh!
36:17Don't forget, sweets is just for the kids.
36:20She'd have loved this, April.
36:21Oh, no, I'm Dylan.
36:23I don't remember being this lame when I was a teenager.
36:26I bought her an outfit just in case.
36:28I'd guess which part of it I'm wearing.
36:29Oh, you make a good wish, Rora.
36:31In a good, like, no, kind of way.
36:33Gee, that's it.
36:35When you turn 16, you can't really force anything on them anymore, can you?
36:37Don't I know it.
36:39I wish she was still that little girl who needs her dad to do everything for her.
36:42Marlon, she still needs her dad.
36:44Maybe more than ever, eh?
36:56OK, maybe you need to slow down a little bit.
36:58Ah, you don't want to get completely out of it, right?
37:03You haven't done this many times, have you?
37:15I'm beginning to think that maybe this is your first time.
37:20Yeah, sort of.
37:24Bet you think I do this sort of thing all the time, don't you?
37:28With girls like you.
37:28I don't need to.
37:45What am I going to do with you, April?
37:46Happy Halloween.
37:58But you've heard that one today already, haven't you?
38:01Start talking.
38:02Because I already know it was you.
38:03Whatever you think that you know...
38:05You've got a problem with Kev.
38:06But being the bottle job that you are, you set somebody else's dog on him.
38:09Me, being the dog.
38:11Of course he's going to deny it.
38:12Oh, just stop.
38:13Like, I already knew you were a coward, but I didn't think you were this stupid as well.
38:16Did you not think that? I would figure it out.
38:18Well, let's just say you've never been the brightest light in the house, have you?
38:20And who are you to waltz in here and start shouting your mouth off?
38:23You've got a problem.
38:24With me from earlier.
38:26So you're killing two birds with one stone.
38:27No, Ross.
38:28If I had a stone, I wouldn't waste it on you.
38:32Someone's burning.
38:32Right, off you pop.
38:44Well, I'm not popping off anywhere, pal.
38:48After everything I've been through, do you really think that I'm scared of you?
38:51That wind mirror needs paying for.
38:53And if not, me and you have got a serious problem.
38:56Well, then me and you have got a serious problem.
38:59So walk out that door, or I will put you through that door.
39:07Hello?
39:09Trick, I treat.
39:11Just come up.
39:22Trick.
39:25What do you think you're doing?
39:28I warned you.
39:30You try and ruin my marriage, I'll ruin you.
39:32Do you not think I was serious?
39:34Do you want to find out how serious I am?
39:36Okay, you need to leave now.
39:39Getting your mates to do what you want to do yourself.
39:41Pathetic.
39:42What are you talking about?
39:46You know what, it must be your lucky day.
39:48Because I don't give second chances.
39:51But I swear to God.
39:54You come after me and Robert again.
39:56And that lock will run out.
39:57Have I made myself clear?
40:06Yeah.
40:08You done?
40:09Oh, gee.
40:23Why is he not answering?
40:26You know, I swear, he does this on purpose, you know.
40:28That is Caleb all over.
40:30Well, you know who we could call?
40:32Ghostbusters.
40:33I mean, I know it's Halloween, but...
40:35I'm thinking the fire brigade.
40:36Oh, right.
40:37Yeah, and that won't be embarrassing at all.
40:39Well, I'm thinking about Archie.
40:41Not half a dozen firemen.
40:43Kerry!
40:45Time's ticking.
40:46Right.
40:48Come on.
40:50We'll do it together.
40:51Come on.
40:52How do you mean?
40:53Everything that we've got, we'll ram it.
40:54Ram it?
40:55Ah!
40:56On the count of three.
40:57Great, get closer.
40:58Right.
40:59I'm going to rock into it.
41:00Right.
41:01That's it.
41:02One.
41:03Two.
41:04Three!
41:04I don't believe it!
41:09I don't believe it!
41:11Ow!
41:12Oh, head was off.
41:16Listen, about today...
41:19No, there's no need.
41:19You don't need to say anything.
41:21Son, he's waiting for you.
41:22Go and get him.
41:26Well, come on then, big man.
41:28Take your best shot.
41:30I know you must have a lot of pent-up anger in there.
41:32So this is your chance.
41:33Let it all out.
41:34Ha-ha-ha!
41:38Spineless!
41:39But don't worry.
41:40I know how damaged you really are.
41:42Just get charity to pay what you owe.
41:44You know that no one in this world loves you.
41:51Come again?
41:52Your own son.
41:54He actually prefers me to you.
41:57That's really good a sting.
41:59I wouldn't start talking about Moses if I were you.
42:02Well, you're his dad, and he'd rather hang out with me.
42:05What does that tell you?
42:06Tells me that he knows exactly what you are.
42:10He knows what everyone else knows, and that is that Daddy is just a big mouth that everyone avoids.
42:18You done?
42:19He's embarrassed by you.
42:21Ross.
42:22He actually cringes when he hears your name.
42:24What, you think you can replace mate?
42:27Mate, I already have.
42:28Now that is a big shout.
42:30Yeah.
42:32Truth hurts, doesn't it?
42:33Do you know how easily I could wipe that stupid smile off your face?
42:38Do you really want to make that mistake again?
42:40Because by all means, mate, have a go.
42:43Beat me up.
42:45It'll just make him hate you even more.
42:47Well, I don't have to do anything to you, Mac.
42:50Because like you said, the truth hurts.
42:52And what I could say to you right now would smash your happy little life to bits.
42:56Right then.
43:02That's small talk pretty much done.
43:05Now we get to know each other properly.
43:08I can't.
43:10Sorry?
43:11I don't want to do this.
43:15I'll be honest with you, April.
43:17I don't really care what you want or don't want.
43:21I'm going to do it anyway.
43:24But before you said that, I could go...
43:25Yeah, I lied.
43:31There's no point running down the stairs.
43:33I think you found the door's locked.
43:37And it's staying locked.
43:39All night.
43:45Stop!
43:46Don't make me.
43:46No!
43:47No!
43:55Don't make me.
44:21Don't make me.
44:22Transcription by CastingWords
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