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00:28:44What's that, dear?
00:28:46Well, they say you should get into a paper bag just before the bomb goes off.
00:28:52What ever for?
00:28:55Suppose it's like the white paint.
00:28:58It affects the heat a bit.
00:29:00Sounds silly to me.
00:29:02There are some paper bags.
00:29:04We had spuds from the farm in them.
00:29:06There should be four.
00:29:08They'll be filthy, James.
00:29:10Are you sure your bag is clean, James?
00:29:15Yes, dear, I cleaned it thoroughly.
00:29:22Oh, you do look silly.
00:29:26I wonder if it's all right to have eye holes.
00:29:30They say it's the correct thing to wear white.
00:29:34People in Hiroshima with pattern clothes got burned where the pattern was,
00:29:39and not so much on the white bits.
00:29:41Even the buttons showed up.
00:29:42Yes, but they were Japanese.
00:29:46Is there a clean white shirt, dear, ready for the bomb?
00:29:49You're not going to wear that nice new one I gave you for Christmas.
00:29:53I don't want that spoiled.
00:29:55You can wear your old clothes for the bomb and save your best for afterwards.
00:29:59All right, dear, but is there an old white one without stripes?
00:30:03I don't want stripes all over me.
00:30:05Never heard such nonsense.
00:30:06We didn't think what colour clothes we had on in the war.
00:30:10Lucky to have any clothes at all with everything on coupons.
00:30:13We are asking this programme for an official government announcement.
00:30:18An enemy missile attack has been launched against this country.
00:30:22It is estimated that the missiles will arrive in approximately three minutes.
00:30:27Three minutes.
00:30:27God almighty, Dux, there's only three minutes to go.
00:30:30Oh, dear, I'll just get the wash of me.
00:30:32Come back, you stupid bitch, and get in the shelter.
00:30:34How dare you talk to me like that, James?
00:30:37Shut up and get in.
00:30:38There's no need to forget our manners just because there's a war on.
00:30:41Shut up.
00:30:42I'm trying to listen.
00:30:43Take shelter immediately.
00:30:45I've never heard such language in all my life.
00:30:47For God's sake, shut up.
00:30:48Oh, dear, I've left the Avalon.
00:30:51Get in, get in, get in.
00:30:53The cake will be burned.
00:30:55Lie down.
00:30:56Keep away from windows.
00:30:58Cover your head and eyes.
00:31:01Do not look at the sky or through windows.
00:31:04Take shelter immediately.
00:31:06Repeat.
00:31:07Stay indoors.
00:31:09Do not leave your home.
00:31:12The cake will be burned.
00:31:37The cake will be burned.
00:31:42The cake will be burned.
00:32:12The cake will be there.
00:32:14The cake will be burned.
00:32:17Oh, dear, I'll just let you get right back.
00:32:19The cake will be burned.
00:32:34Jeez, how do you find a property?
00:32:36Take shelter immediately.
00:33:09...
00:33:39Blimey...
00:33:55Oh...
00:33:57Blimey...
00:34:00Well, I never...
00:34:03I...
00:34:04I suppose...
00:34:06...that was it.
00:34:08I should think so.
00:34:10Blimey!
00:34:12You all right, dear?
00:34:16Yes, thanks, love.
00:34:20Oh, dear.
00:34:22I do feel all shaky.
00:34:25Never mind, Act.
00:34:27We're...
00:34:28We're still in one piece, eh?
00:34:30Yes, I think so.
00:34:32Wasn't it light?
00:34:35Yes.
00:34:36Terrific.
00:34:38You...
00:34:39You get...
00:34:40...trific light...
00:34:41...with these bombs.
00:34:43The heat.
00:34:44I know.
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:46It's still hot now.
00:34:50Hmm.
00:34:51I wonder how far we are away from the epicenter.
00:34:55Or was it the hypocenter?
00:34:56Or was it the hypocenter?
00:34:58I can't remember.
00:35:00What's that, dear?
00:35:02Well, it's the centre of it all.
00:35:05You know, the...
00:35:06...the bullseye, sort of.
00:35:08Bang in the middle, or...
00:35:10...or middle of the bang, rather.
00:35:12I should think we were bang in the middle, dear.
00:35:15A direct hit.
00:35:18Oh, just look at all that glass.
00:35:21No, no.
00:35:22It couldn't have been a direct hit, dear.
00:35:24We would have sustained greater damage and suffered greater casualties.
00:35:29Don't talk to me about damage.
00:35:31Just look at those curtains.
00:35:33Yes, but it would have been much worse at the epihypo thing, dear.
00:35:37I don't see how it could have been much worse.
00:35:40I'll never get them clean.
00:35:43I'll give them a good soak tonight.
00:35:46Blessed Germans.
00:35:48Ruskies, dear.
00:35:52Hmm.
00:35:53The shelter stood up well, didn't it?
00:35:55I constructed it in compliance with governmental specifications.
00:35:59I hope the cushions aren't spoiled.
00:36:02I think some of them blew off in the blast.
00:36:04I do like nice cushions.
00:36:06Yes, but there's more important things at the moment, Dux.
00:36:09And curtains.
00:36:11Cushions and curtains.
00:36:13I'd better get out and put them in soap now.
00:36:16Stay in!
00:36:17Uh, dear.
00:36:18Don't you shout at me, James.
00:36:20But it's the whole point, dearest.
00:36:23This is what the shelter's for.
00:36:25But the blessed bomb has gone off already.
00:36:28Yes, but the fallout is falling out now, see?
00:36:31No, I don't see.
00:36:34I can't see any soppy fallout.
00:36:37I'm getting out.
00:36:39Just look at all that mess.
00:36:41No, no.
00:36:42We must stay in.
00:36:44We must do the correct thing.
00:36:46Come on, now.
00:36:48It's late.
00:36:49It's late.
00:36:50Let's get to bed.
00:36:59Whatever is this box of sand for, James?
00:37:02It had better not be for what I think it's for.
00:37:06I've told you what I think about that subject already.
00:37:10Bomb or no bomb.
00:37:12Hitler or no Hitler.
00:37:13I'm going to go to the toilet in the proper manner.
00:37:16No, dear.
00:37:17It's not an earth tray.
00:37:19The governmental directive says it's for cleaning plates and that.
00:37:22Cleaning plates?
00:37:24Why shouldn't we wash them properly and dry them on a nice clean tea towel?
00:37:29We washed up properly all through the war.
00:37:33But it's to conserve emergency water supplies, dear.
00:37:37What is the world coming to?
00:37:40You see, dear.
00:37:42Tuck my feet in.
00:37:45My old mother would have a fit if she knew.
00:37:48Yes, but...
00:37:49Drying plates in an earth tray.
00:37:51Catch me eating off a plate covered in sand.
00:37:54You'd be the first to complain.
00:37:57Uh, dear, um...
00:37:59Bit of grit in your winkles and your spitting and splattering all over the place.
00:38:04Tomorrow you can put that thing outside for someone's cap where it belongs.
00:38:12I'm getting fed up, stuck in this thing.
00:38:20I want to get out and tidy up.
00:38:23Just look at all that mess out there.
00:38:28We must do the correct thing, dear.
00:38:31We must remain in the inner core or refuge.
00:38:35Ours not to reason why.
00:38:37Ours but to, um... something or other.
00:38:41It tells you about this problem in the county council directive.
00:38:44I'll show you.
00:38:45Let's see, um...
00:38:47Where is it now?
00:38:48Oh, yes, here we are.
00:38:49During this period, reduced external stimuli may produce problems of group behaviour.
00:38:56Oh, yes, I see, dear.
00:38:58Steps to combat this may include the following.
00:39:02At intervals, stimulate group activities.
00:39:06Don't you dare start stimulating, James.
00:39:08I'm not in the mood.
00:39:10No, dear.
00:39:12It means discussions and that.
00:39:14It says discussions, card games, storytelling, quizzes, etc.
00:39:19Perhaps we'd better try storytelling.
00:39:22You tell me one.
00:39:24No, I can't.
00:39:25I feel funny.
00:39:27You're not a baby.
00:39:29Well, pretend I am.
00:39:32Don't be silly.
00:39:33Go on.
00:39:34No.
00:39:35You tell me one.
00:39:37I don't know any.
00:39:39There you are then.
00:39:41What about a quiz?
00:39:43I spy with my little eye.
00:39:46Oh, not that.
00:39:47It's childish, James.
00:39:49Oh, it says here, discuss the changed conditions after an attack and consider how to overcome
00:39:58or adapt to them.
00:40:00Well, um, um, let's start on that one, dear.
00:40:03Who's going to start the ball rolling, eh?
00:40:05Shall I kick off?
00:40:07Eh?
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Here goes.
00:40:10I think we could overcome the changed conditions after an attack by, uh, all pulling our weight,
00:40:19putting our shoulders to the wheel, so that we all pull together now that our backs are against the wall.
00:40:26And we can show these jerrys, er, I mean, uh, raskies, just what we think of them.
00:40:32And, um, well, that's all, I think.
00:40:36Oh, hooray, James.
00:40:38You ought to be a politician.
00:40:43It says, reading aloud to pass the time is a good idea.
00:40:49There's a good job I got this book from the public library.
00:40:52It's called Armageddon and You.
00:40:55There's a terrific bit in it about Western defenses.
00:40:59Now, just listen to this.
00:41:00There are three BMEWs, Ballistic Missile Ernie Walling Systems.
00:41:07One, PRCS, Perimeter Acquisition Radar Attack Characterization System.
00:41:14Then there's NORAD, North American Air Defense, and JSS, Joint Surveillance System.
00:41:22And then seven ROCCs, Regional Operation Control Centers.
00:41:28Then there's NADGE, NATO Air Defense Ground Environment.
00:41:33And several AWCS, Airborne Warming and Control Centers.
00:41:39All this is controlled by the NCA, National Commandment Authority,
00:41:45by means of the NMCS, National Military Command Center,
00:41:50and AMBC, Automatic Facility Command Center,
00:41:55and the NDACC, National Emergency Airborne Command Center.
00:42:00And it all comes under WWMCA, Worldwide Military Command and Control System.
00:42:08Oh, we should be all right with that lot looking after us, eh, Dux?
00:42:15Well, it didn't stop them from bobbing us, did it?
00:42:19Oh, er, well, no, I suppose not really.
00:42:23Still, I just think it might have been worse.
00:42:26Got to look on the bright side, Dux.
00:42:29Besides, another thing the powers that be have created is called MAD.
00:42:34MAD?
00:42:35Yes, MAD. M-A-D. Mutual Assured Destruction.
00:42:40I read about it in the public library.
00:42:42I think my old dad was in the Mutual Assured Insurance.
00:42:45A penny a week it was in those days.
00:42:48This isn't insurance, Dux.
00:42:50I think it covered the cost of the funeral.
00:42:52Yes, well, I suppose this is similar.
00:42:55It all comes out of our taxes.
00:42:57He had a lovely funeral, our dad.
00:43:00You don't pay any taxes now, you're retired, James.
00:43:05No, I'm fully paid up.
00:43:07My funeral is fully assured.
00:43:11It's time we went to bed.
00:43:13It's getting dark.
00:43:15I'll sleep in my clothes.
00:43:16It's an all-out war situation.
00:43:19I might be called out in the night for an emergency.
00:43:22They may need all able-bodied men at short notice.
00:43:25They'll soon change their minds when they see your pot-bellied little body.
00:43:29But I'm also going to be called out in the night for another day.
00:43:35Morning, Dad.
00:43:36And how do you feel?
00:43:38Oh.
00:43:39Oh, dear.
00:43:41I ache all over.
00:43:43So do I.
00:43:45Well, I've got a terrific headache.
00:43:48I still feel so tired.
00:43:52Never mind, Dux.
00:43:54It's probably shock.
00:43:55The bomb in that.
00:43:56It's bound to upset us a bit.
00:43:58Après tout, vous n'avez pas une bombe chaque jour de la semaine, vous ?
00:44:02Oui, c'est bien. Je ne savais pas que une bombe peut vous donner des maladies.
00:44:05Oui, Dux. Je dis que ces bombes ont un grand effectif sur tout ce genre de choses.
00:44:12Un petit peu de thé va vous permettre.
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00:44:30Funny.
00:44:32They've cut the water off.
00:44:34Oh, still, that's logical.
00:44:35It might be contaminated.
00:44:37It's a wise precaution for the protection of the populace.
00:44:40Use the bottles, dear.
00:44:42Oh, yes, of course.
00:44:44Emergency reserve supplies.
00:44:50Most of them seem to have been broken in a blast here.
00:44:53Contents have been dissipated.
00:44:58Funny.
00:44:59The electric's off, too.
00:45:01Still bound to be conservation of energy resources.
00:45:05A wise governmental precaution during the period of national emergency.
00:45:09Good job we've got that little picnic stove, eh, dear?
00:45:11Are there any aspirins?
00:45:13Mind, it doesn't pop, James.
00:45:15I can't...
00:45:17Bear it when it pops.
00:45:21Mmm.
00:45:24Nothing like a cup of tea, hmm?
00:45:27Gramps.
00:45:28I must be dreaming.
00:45:29The news.
00:45:30We're just in time.
00:45:34No.
00:45:35Nothing.
00:45:36There's nothing.
00:45:37All dead.
00:45:38What about the telly?
00:45:40Yes, of course.
00:45:41They may have filmed it all.
00:45:50We may see our bomb on the news.
00:45:52No.
00:45:57All dead.
00:45:58No picture?
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Not even just the voices?
00:46:01No.
00:46:02Nothing.
00:46:03All dead.
00:46:05All dead.
00:46:08Have to wait for the papers.
00:46:09There should be some good pictures.
00:46:11These bombs are quite spectacular.
00:46:13He's late already.
00:46:14Yes.
00:46:15Well, that's logical.
00:46:16There's bound to be delays and shortages during the period of national emergency.
00:46:22I'll miss the serial on Woman's Hour.
00:46:25It was just getting interesting.
00:46:30Crumbs.
00:46:31I haven't tried the transistor.
00:46:33No.
00:46:37Seems to have packed up.
00:46:39Probably needs new batteries.
00:46:40Yes, I must pop down to Willis's.
00:46:43They are a price these days.
00:46:4697p last time.
00:46:47Just fancy.
00:46:49We ought to get one of these new hi-fis when your endowment policy comes up.
00:46:54Oh, yes.
00:46:55Or a stereo.
00:46:56I've only got two years to go.
00:46:57I hope Ron and Beryl got back all right.
00:47:01Oh, yes.
00:47:02They'll be all right.
00:47:03Our Ron's a very careful driver.
00:47:05I didn't mean the driving so much, dear.
00:47:08More the bomb.
00:47:09I'll give them a ring.
00:47:12Hello?
00:47:13Hello?
00:47:14Hello?
00:47:15No, it's not even ringing.
00:47:17I expect the lines are down.
00:47:20They say there are red-hot winds of 500 miles an hour.
00:47:23I'd say that was the end of the lines inoperable.
00:47:26I'll drop them a line.
00:47:28Tell them to give us a ring.
00:47:31Do you think the post will be going?
00:47:33Oh, yes.
00:47:34Bound to be.
00:47:35The powers that be will endeavour to maintain the communications.
00:47:38Remember the blitz?
00:47:39The post went on just the same.
00:47:41It's government policy.
00:47:43Keeps up the morale of the populace.
00:47:46I hope Ron is insured.
00:47:48You did pay ours, didn't you, James?
00:47:50Oh, yes, dear.
00:47:51The bomb won't cost us a penny.
00:47:53We'll be well covered.
00:47:54Mmm.
00:47:55Lovely.
00:47:56We can have some nice new curtains for the summer.
00:48:08Crumbs.
00:48:09I wonder if it's all over already.
00:48:12If it is all over, I wish I'd knew who'd won.
00:48:16We can't have lost the war, can we, James?
00:48:19We won the other two.
00:48:21No, of course not.
00:48:23Remember old Churchill?
00:48:25We will never surrender.
00:48:27Yes, but Churchill's not Prime Minister now, dear.
00:48:30No.
00:48:31Well, of course not.
00:48:34I suppose it won't be the same without...
00:48:37With old what's-his-name, will it?
00:48:40Who is it, anyway?
00:48:42I must check the emergency supplies list.
00:48:45We never had time to finish it.
00:48:47It says here, a notebook for messages.
00:48:51Who are you going to write messages to, dear?
00:48:54Well, you never know.
00:48:56There's always a need for vital messages in wartime.
00:48:59Our lives might depend on a vital message getting through to headquarters.
00:49:03Oh, I see, dear.
00:49:05And it says, a whistle and gong for alarms.
00:49:09Oh, what will you do with that, dear?
00:49:11Well, if I saw a rusky coming down the lane, I'd bang the gong, if we had one.
00:49:17Wouldn't he shoot you, dear?
00:49:18What, just for banging a gong?
00:49:20He'd be well within his rights to shoot you if there's a war on.
00:49:23Oh, crumbs, you really think so?
00:49:26Just for banging a gong?
00:49:28I'm glad we haven't got a gong.
00:49:30We've got a whistle.
00:49:31Have we?
00:49:32Where is it?
00:49:34I'm not sure.
00:49:35Hmm.
00:49:36Never mind.
00:49:37Let's leave it.
00:49:39Let's leave it.
00:49:41Let's leave it.
00:49:42Let's leave it.
00:49:43Let's leave it.
00:50:04Let's leave it.
00:50:05Let's leave it.
00:50:07Let's leave it.
00:50:08Let's leave it.
00:50:10Let's leave it.
00:50:12Oh, I do feel tired.
00:50:15Really exhausted and all dizzy.
00:50:17Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:50:47Hot and shivery
00:50:48You do look pale, dear
00:50:50I should have an early night
00:50:53I must clear up
00:50:55Suppose someone comes and sees the place in this state
00:50:58We might have visitors
00:50:59Yes, the emergency service should arrive today
00:51:03I'm surprised they've not come before
00:51:06I expect they've got a lot of people to attend to
00:51:09Oh, yes, we're only an outlying district
00:51:12They'll be heavily engaged within the stricken area itself
00:51:15Will it be like Meals on Wheels, dear?
00:51:19Yes, I should think so
00:51:21There'll be mobile canteens and soup kitchens
00:51:24Teams of doctors and nurses
00:51:26Helicopters flying in blankets
00:51:28And medical supplies
00:51:30It'll all move smoothly into action
00:51:32You bet
00:51:33They'll all be here in next to no time
00:51:36The governmental authorities have been aware of this eventuality for years
00:51:42So continency plans will have been formulated long ago
00:51:46We won't have to worry about a thing
00:51:48The powers that be will get to us in the end
00:51:52I hope they come soon, dear
00:51:54I'm not feeling very well
00:51:57I wonder if we'd have been better off in the cellar
00:52:01Oh, no, dear, too damp
00:52:03Think of my rheumatism
00:52:04Would you like a bite to eat, dearest?
00:52:07No, thanks
00:52:08I'm right off food
00:52:10So am I
00:52:11I must go to the toilet
00:52:15And I don't want any arguments
00:52:17Blessed dust everywhere
00:52:20Oh, cramps
00:52:22I forgot
00:52:23We're supposed to stay in the inner coral refuge
00:52:26Well, it's too late now
00:52:28We've been out for ages
00:52:29Oh, blimey
00:52:31It was the whole point
00:52:32I wonder if there's any radiation about
00:52:35Well, I can't see anything
00:52:37Hurry up, dear
00:52:41And get back in the inner coral refuge
00:52:43We'd better have an early night
00:52:44Oh
00:52:46But if you can't see it
00:52:49And can't feed it
00:52:50It can't be doing you any harm, can it?
00:52:58Better try and eat something today, dear
00:53:02I was sick three times in the night
00:53:05My headache's even worse
00:53:07Let's have a walk round the garden, dear
00:53:10I've just read it's only 48 hours in the inner coral refuge
00:53:14Not 14 days
00:53:16Better fresh air is all we need
00:53:18I'll get a nice lettuce
00:53:20Cramps, look at the door
00:53:34The paint's all gone
00:53:36Scorched down to the wood
00:53:37Never mind, dear
00:53:39You said you'd burn it off one day
00:53:41The leaves have all gone off the apple tree ducks
00:53:46Oh, yes
00:53:47What a shame
00:53:49Still
00:53:50It'll be lovely in the spring
00:53:52It is spring, dear
00:53:54Oh, listen
00:53:59Your dog
00:54:01Oh, poor thick
00:54:05I expect he's hungry
00:54:08The heat has affected the hedge, love
00:54:11The beans look a bit shriveled
00:54:13And I think the lettuce have evaporated
00:54:15Well, they do have a high water content
00:54:17Can you see any fallout falling out, James?
00:54:22No
00:54:22The sun is trying to get through
00:54:24They didn't blow up the sun, thank goodness
00:54:27Oh, no, dear
00:54:28Science is still in its infancy
00:54:31What does the fallout look like, dear?
00:54:34I don't know
00:54:35The government directive
00:54:37neglets to mention
00:54:38how the populace could recognise it
00:54:40I expect it's a bit like snow ducks
00:54:42Only greyer
00:54:43The grass looks a funny colour
00:54:46Yes, I'll pop down to Mr. Sponge's tomorrow
00:54:48and get some bone meal and dried blood
00:54:50He might be closed due to the bomb, dear
00:54:53What, old sponge?
00:54:55Miss a day's trade
00:54:57Oh, not him
00:54:57He'd rather die
00:54:59It's very cloudy
00:55:01Almost foggy
00:55:03Need some sun to bring the garden on
00:55:06The milkman's not being there
00:55:08He's late
00:55:09Oh, well, that's logical
00:55:10He'd bound a bit, bit late after the bomb
00:55:13Perhaps he's been called up to fight or something
00:55:16Oh, yes
00:55:17Well, maybe
00:55:19But they'd have got a woman or something
00:55:22Very quiet, isn't it?
00:55:26Yes
00:55:27Funny
00:55:28No trains
00:55:30No traffic
00:55:31I expect they're all having a good lie-in after the bomb
00:55:35Terrible smell of burning
00:55:38Oh, yeah
00:55:40Well, found a bit
00:55:42That's logical
00:55:43It's like
00:55:45Roast meat
00:55:49Yes
00:55:49Roast dinners
00:55:51I expect people having their Sunday dinners early this week
00:55:54Due to the unexpected circumstances
00:55:57The road's gone all funny
00:56:00Seems to have melted a bit
00:56:02I think that's why the milkman's late
00:56:04He's got stuck somewhere
00:56:05I wonder if there's a proper war on
00:56:09I wonder who's winning
00:56:11Never mind
00:56:12Never mind
00:56:13It'll all be in the papers, dear
00:56:15Come to think of it
00:56:16He's late, too
00:56:17He missed us altogether yesterday
00:56:20Well, you can't expect things to be normal after the bomb
00:56:23Difficulties will be experienced throughout the duration of the emergency period
00:56:28Normality will only be assumed after the sensation of hostilities
00:56:33Oh, dear
00:56:35I think I'm going to be sick again
00:56:38There, there, there, ducks
00:56:44All better now?
00:56:46Oh
00:56:47I had the most terrible diarrhoea this morning
00:56:55Nose, dear
00:56:56It's just nose
00:56:57I'm the same
00:56:58And I'm a man
00:57:00Let's sit in the garden for a bit
00:57:07Don't you think we ought to clear up, dear?
00:57:12Yes, yes, later on
00:57:14I feel a bit, er, weak and dizzy
00:57:18We'll make a start soon
00:57:20Oh, suppose Jerry comes this afternoon?
00:57:24No
00:57:24They wait for the fallout to clear
00:57:26Too dangerous for a few days
00:57:28We've got plenty of time
00:57:30The situation is well in hand, you bet
00:57:33Our boys will be lying in wait for them
00:57:36I expect they've laid a trap
00:57:38Jerry will walk straight into it
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:43There's cloud coming up
00:57:44Looks like rain
00:57:46It's raining
00:57:51I'm going in
00:57:53Rain, yes
00:57:55We can save it
00:57:57Don't you get wet, James
00:58:06You'll catch a chill
00:58:07We don't want you laid up again
00:58:10We'll be all right for water now for a while, dear
00:58:15Do you think rainwater is all right to drink?
00:58:19Oh, yes, of course it is
00:58:21There's nothing purer than rainwater, is there?
00:58:23Everybody knows that
00:58:25Perhaps I'd better boil it
00:58:26Best to be on the safe side
00:58:28Oh, yes, I suppose so
00:58:30We don't want to take unnecessary risks
00:58:32It may prejudice our chance of survival
00:58:35What do you mean, James?
00:58:37We have survived, haven't we?
00:58:39Yes, I know, but
00:58:40After the bombs on Japan
00:58:42People died ages later
00:58:45I forget exactly why
00:58:48Perhaps they didn't take precaution
00:58:50Yes
00:58:51I expect they neglected to do the correct thing
00:58:55And, oh, and anyway, that was years ago
00:58:57Science was in its infancy
00:58:59We're better equipped to deal with the situation
00:59:02In the light of modern scientific knowledge
00:59:04Oh, yes
00:59:05Nowadays there's bound to be all sorts of
00:59:08Handi-totes and protectors
00:59:10When the medics get through
00:59:12They'll probably just spray us with some handi-tote
00:59:15Give us a couple of pills
00:59:16And in no time
00:59:17We'll be as right as rain
00:59:19I'm glad we moved to the country
00:59:26When you retired, dear
00:59:27Yes
00:59:28It's much more peaceful
00:59:30If we'd still been in London
00:59:32We'd probably been bombed out by now
00:59:34Yes
00:59:35Unless we'd been evacuated
00:59:38Oh, that was only children
00:59:40And women too, of course
00:59:41I'd have been requisitioned for essential war work
00:59:45But you're far too old
00:59:47You're retired
00:59:49Yes, but all age groups are pressed into emergency service
00:59:54During times of national emergency, dear
00:59:56Either an air raid war
00:59:59Or a stretch of air
01:00:03Red Cross
01:00:05And St. John's Ambulance Brigade
01:00:09Or a fireman in the docks
01:00:12Cheering up above
01:00:17Fire bombs raining down
01:00:19Up the turntable ladders
01:00:21Carrying women to safety
01:00:25Trust you to think of that, James
01:00:30I wish we had neighbours
01:00:34I'd like to ask someone what's going on
01:00:38Well, I warned you, dear
01:00:40This cottage is a bit isolated, I said
01:00:44You're not going to like it, I said
01:00:46I wish we didn't have to stay put
01:00:51I quite fancy a pint
01:00:54I said I'd see old George down the half moon today
01:00:58For a game of darts
01:00:59I expect he'll be busy with his cows after the bomb
01:01:07It might have put them off laying
01:01:09Milking, I mean
01:01:11Yes
01:01:12It may have curdled the milk or something
01:01:15These bombs have a terrific effect on things
01:01:18He may have switched over to yoghurt
01:01:21Yeah
01:01:22Lots of people's lives are going to be considerably affected by the bomb
01:01:27London airport would have been knocked out, I expect
01:01:31Yes
01:01:32Bang goes a lot of people's holidays this year
01:01:35The Yanks won't come flocking in
01:01:38Oh, no
01:01:39Not unless they help us against the Ruskies
01:01:41Remember in the war?
01:01:43Got any gum, chum?
01:01:44We used to stand on the railway embankment
01:01:47And the Yanks used to shower us
01:01:49With gum and chocolate and K-ration
01:01:51Terrific it was
01:01:53I wonder if the Ruskies chew gum
01:01:55Got any gums, dear comrade?
01:01:58You won't be able to say that, James
01:02:00They're the enemy
01:02:02Oh, yes
01:02:03I keep forgetting
01:02:05Crumbs
01:02:06We won't have to try and kill them, will we?
01:02:10Well, I suppose so
01:02:12That's what you're supposed to do to the enemy, isn't it?
01:02:16Crumbs
01:02:17I hadn't really thought of that
01:02:19You mean to say
01:02:20If one of them comes through that door this afternoon
01:02:23I'm supposed to try and kill him?
01:02:26Well, not you, James
01:02:27After all, you're retired
01:02:30Well, what would I kill him with?
01:02:32A bit of old iron, I suppose
01:02:34I must mend those socks for you, James
01:02:38They'd have Tommy guns
01:02:39They always do
01:02:41He'd mow us down, Hilda
01:02:43If a German sees you in these socks
01:02:46He'll think you're just a peasant
01:02:47Die, you English of pig dogs, he'd say
01:02:51Enemies of the fatherland
01:02:53Heil Hitler
01:02:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:02:56Oh, oh, no, sorry, no, no, no
01:02:59That's the last time
01:03:00I keep forgetting it's the Ruskies now
01:03:03Oh, just suppose
01:03:06Un petit cup, un grand grand russian, un grand overcoat, un grand grand boots avec snow en eux, un grand furry hat,
01:03:16un tout covered en belts de bambouin grenades, un grand tommy gun, un pointillé à l'autre.
01:03:21Qu'est-ce qu'on peut faire?
01:03:24On peut lui offrir un petit cup de thé, je suppose.
01:03:29Nous ne devons pas collaborer, Hilda. Ils ne devraient pas notre tête.
01:03:33Rassions like tea. A cup of tea wouldn't hurt, surely.
01:03:38I suppose it's better than being moaned down in a hail of bullets.
01:03:42Cramps! They might round us up and take us off to the concentration camps.
01:03:47Why? We've not done anything. We're not Jews or anything.
01:03:52Your grandfather was a Jew.
01:03:54He was not. Well, only partly.
01:03:59They'd send us to Liberia, down the salt mines.
01:04:02What ever for?
01:04:04I don't know. They always do.
01:04:07Perhaps russions eat a lot of salt.
01:04:10I expect they're quite nice, really.
01:04:13I saw the russions dancing on telly once.
01:04:17All in boots.
01:04:19They seem nice.
01:04:20Oh, yes.
01:04:22Perhaps some of them are nice.
01:04:24There were supposed to be some nice Germans last time.
01:04:27I think we're running out of water again, dear.
01:04:35The rainwater's all gone.
01:04:39Oh, I've still got a pint of milk.
01:04:43Better save that for tea time.
01:04:45I can't bear tea without milk.
01:04:48Posh people have lemon in it.
01:04:50I know. Horrible.
01:04:52Cramps.
01:04:54I wonder if it was an American missile falling a bit short.
01:04:58That happened in the war.
01:05:00Blokes getting shelled by their own guns.
01:05:02Mm-hmm.
01:05:03It'd be funny if it was an American missile that had landed on us, wouldn't it, dear?
01:05:09I can't see it's very funny, Jane.
01:05:11No, well, they're only peculiar, I mean.
01:05:15Are they worse than the Russian ones?
01:05:18Oh, I shouldn't think so, lad.
01:05:20I'd expect they're all much of a muchness.
01:05:23They all work on the same principle.
01:05:25It's called a mega-death, I think.
01:05:28So many millions of people dead per bang.
01:05:32Any ketchup, dear?
01:05:34I expect the quantity is similar either way.
01:05:37Are all the bangs about the same size, then?
01:05:40Oh, no.
01:05:41There's one megaton and ten megaton and that.
01:05:46It's just a question of how big a bang you want to make
01:05:51and how many people you want to kill.
01:05:56More baked beans, dear?
01:05:58No, thanks.
01:06:00I'm a bit off food.
01:06:02Then there's the overkill, see?
01:06:05That's where they kill more people than they really need to.
01:06:10Say you want a bang big enough to kill one million people
01:06:15and you go and use a three million people bang.
01:06:19It's trivially wasteful of energy in the present economic climate.
01:06:23I see, dear.
01:06:25Yes.
01:06:26There's one thing about the present economic situation.
01:06:30I mean...
01:06:30Such a shame we can't wash up.
01:06:32In order to conserve world energy resources,
01:06:36the powers that be will only use the smallest possible bang.
01:06:41Oh, I can't bear it.
01:06:43I expect that's why we're still here.
01:06:46We're running out of crockery.
01:06:48We could say we owe our lives to the world economic procession.
01:06:52Put the kettle on, will you, Dax?
01:07:00There's no water, dear.
01:07:03Oh, no, no.
01:07:05Of course.
01:07:05Just have to have milk, then.
01:07:10That pint's gone bad, dear.
01:07:13The fridge has been off.
01:07:15Oh, heck.
01:07:16Well, black coffee, then.
01:07:20There's still no water, dear.
01:07:24Well, what are we going to drink, eh?
01:07:28Eh?
01:07:28What are we going to drink, for God's sake?
01:07:32Don't shout, dearest.
01:07:34I'm sorry, love.
01:07:37I'm just terribly thirsty.
01:07:41How about a nice sweet, dear?
01:07:44It's a blackcurrant throat pastille.
01:07:48Ah, there's only one left.
01:07:52Eh, you have it.
01:07:53No, you have it.
01:07:56We'll, uh, we'll cut it in half.
01:07:58That's fair.
01:08:04I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:08:11Oh, a rat, a rat, a rat, a rat of lavatory.
01:08:17Oh, I saw it.
01:08:21It's tail was waving in the pan.
01:08:24Never mind, dear, never mind.
01:08:26No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:27It won't hurt you, dearest.
01:08:29The pan's all dry, and its head was round the bed, just its bottom end sticking out.
01:08:38A tail.
01:08:39Oh, a tail.
01:08:42Horrible.
01:08:43Horrible.
01:08:44There, there, there, dear.
01:08:45Now, don't worry, I'll pop down to Willis's in the morning, and I'll get some more fairing.
01:08:51Now, at least it shows that the drains aren't blocked.
01:08:56Oh, dear.
01:08:59I do feel queer.
01:09:01All shaky.
01:09:03Well, it, it, it's bound to upset you a bit, the, the, the bomb I mean.
01:09:09Oh.
01:09:13Have you got lipstick on, dear?
01:09:16Lipstick?
01:09:18What do you mean, James?
01:09:20You know, I haven't worn lipstick for years.
01:09:23Well, er, your lips are all red.
01:09:27Oh.
01:09:29Oh, er, my gums are bleeding.
01:09:35I thought there was a, a funny taste.
01:09:39Well, er, shrinking of gums causing ill-fitting dentures.
01:09:44That's, that's, that's, that's what that is.
01:09:46Has, yeah, er, better get to the dentist when the emergency has rescinded.
01:09:53There was blood when I went to the toilet this morning.
01:09:56Yes, yes, me too.
01:09:59Piles, that is.
01:10:01Hoboloids.
01:10:01A common complaint in, in middle-aged people like ourselves.
01:10:07I'll, I'll pop down to, to the chemist when the crisis pales into insignificance.
01:10:14And I'll, I'll get some of those suppositories.
01:10:18Oh, oh.
01:10:20Oh, oh, oh, dear.
01:10:25I think I'm going to be sick.
01:10:27Oh.
01:10:31There, there, now, there, there, there, ducks, there, there, there, there, now, now.
01:10:35Oh, now, now, all, all better, now, now, please, now, don't, don't upset yourself, love.
01:10:40Oh, please, please, now, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
01:10:43Oh, I, I, I expect it's due to the vibration, you know, like, like being in a car, hmm?
01:10:50You, you remember that time we went to Bournemouth, hmm?
01:10:53And you were sick in the Coast Ball.
01:10:55Don't worry, Doug, don't worry.
01:10:57Can't be anything wrong with you.
01:10:59I, I, I expect it's, it's just the, the after effects of the bomb.
01:11:13Oh, I, I do fancy a nice cup of tea.
01:11:36Do you think the cows will be affected by the bomb, dear?
01:11:43Oh, no, I, I shouldn't think so.
01:11:46They, they're all out in the country.
01:11:49Supplies of milk will be maintained.
01:11:53It is essential for the maintenance of healthy bones and teeth.
01:12:00Yes, but we live in the country, dear.
01:12:03Yes, yes, yes, I, I, I, I know, dear.
01:12:06Well, the grass is all dead and funny.
01:12:10Yes, well, I, I don't know.
01:12:16I expect there may be a temporary containment of supplies.
01:12:23I suppose we'd better just sit here and wait for help to arrive.
01:12:28Uh, yes, the, the emergency services will have sprung into action at the first alarm signal.
01:12:37I hope they get here before the enemy.
01:12:43I, I hope, Bob, Beryl and Ron got back all right.
01:12:48Oh, yeah, they'll be all right.
01:12:52They, they'd have been safely home long, long before the bomb.
01:12:56Well, I, I, Ron's a sensible boy.
01:13:01At the first sign, he'd get the whole family down the shelters right away.
01:13:07There aren't any shelters, dear.
01:13:10Oh, no.
01:13:12No, no, I, I, I forgot.
01:13:15Well, but he, he, he'll, he'll be all right.
01:13:18I gave him the governmental leaflet.
01:13:21He'll, he'll be all right with that.
01:13:23That will afford him the maximum protection available to the populace.
01:13:31He'll, he'll take cover immediately and adopt all the prescribed precautionary measures.
01:13:38He, he, he, he's no fool, I'll run.
01:13:41He, he's not likely to get hot under the collar.
01:13:45He, he, he won't go to, to pieces.
01:13:48Whole family will, will, will stick together.
01:13:51Oh.
01:13:53Look.
01:13:55There's funny spots on my legs.
01:13:58Uh, various veins.
01:14:00That's, that, that's what that is.
01:14:03That's, that's a common complaint amongst, amongst the middle-aged segment of the populace.
01:14:09Oh, that's, that's, that's nothing to worry about.
01:14:12They don't look like veins to me.
01:14:15I don't like the look of it.
01:14:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, you are, you are a baby.
01:14:20You're, you're a warm, warm, warm warrior.
01:14:23There you are, you know.
01:14:24Now, you just, you just try and look on the bright side, eh?
01:14:27That's, hmm?
01:14:28Look, look, look.
01:14:30I've even got funny blotches on my skin, see?
01:14:34Hmm?
01:14:34And I, I'm a man.
01:14:36Yes.
01:14:37There's, there's, there's too much tin food.
01:14:41That's, that's all that is.
01:14:43Yes.
01:14:45Pilchards never did agree with me.
01:14:48Must put some skin lotion on those spots.
01:14:52Yeah, yes.
01:14:53Oh, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll soon clear up.
01:14:56I'll, I'll, I'll pop down to the chemist, chemist in the morning.
01:15:00I, I'll get some, get some ointment.
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:04We could do with some lozenges or pastilles too.
01:15:11I've still got a terrible throat.
01:15:14Yes, so have I.
01:15:15I wonder if you'll be able to sell us some water.
01:15:22I'm going to have an early night, James.
01:15:27We could do with a good long rest after that blessed bomb.
01:15:31Oh, yes, yes.
01:15:33It's bound to take it out of you.
01:15:35A thing like that.
01:15:36Eh, it's a, it's a shock to the system.
01:15:41Oh, yes.
01:15:42I expect so.
01:15:43Uh, oh, look.
01:15:49My hair's coming out.
01:15:51Oh, don't, don't, don't worry, dearest.
01:15:54Don't, don't worry, don't worry.
01:15:56Women don't go bald.
01:15:58No, that, that's a, that's a scientific fact.
01:16:04Shall we get into those paper bags again?
01:16:08Well, what are we for, dear?
01:16:10Well, you never know.
01:16:15There might be another one while we're asleep.
01:16:19Well, I, I suppose it, uh, wouldn't hurt.
01:16:22It, it, it would be a, a, a sensible precautionary measure in a, in a, in a, in this circumstances.
01:16:31I, I'm sure this, this, this is an all-out war or war situation.
01:16:36And, uh, well, I mean, another, I, IBM might, might, might come over.
01:16:44Oh, it's stuffy in these bags.
01:16:50It, it, it, now, now you know what it feels like to be a potato.
01:16:56Yes.
01:16:57I should hate that, being buried in the ground.
01:17:02Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, so would I.
01:17:05Give me information, every time.
01:17:08Oh, me too.
01:17:11Yes.
01:17:12We'd better just stay here and wait for the emergency services to arrive.
01:17:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, they, they'll, they'll take, they'll take good, good care of us.
01:17:24We won't have to worry about, about a thing.
01:17:28Just, just leave everything to them.
01:17:34The governmental authorities will know what to do with us.
01:17:40The powers that be will get to us in the end.
01:17:45You have got the box with our medical cards and birth certificates, haven't you?
01:17:53Yes, dear, yes, sir.
01:17:56They're, they're quite safe.
01:18:00Shall we pray, dear?
01:18:04Pray?
01:18:05Yes.
01:18:07Oh, probably, uh, who, who too?
01:18:12Well, God, of course.
01:18:15Oh, oh, oh, I see.
01:18:17Uh, yeah, yes, if you think it, it, it, uh, would be, it'd be the correct thing, yeah?
01:18:24It can't do any harm, dear.
01:18:27Okay.
01:18:29Uh, and, uh, here goes.
01:18:31Uh, uh, dear sir.
01:18:36No, that's wrong.
01:18:39Well, uh, how, how, how do, how do you start?
01:18:42Oh, God.
01:18:44Our help in ages past.
01:18:49That's it.
01:18:51Keep it up.
01:18:53Almighty and most merciful Father.
01:18:58Uh, uh.
01:18:59Oh, that's good.
01:19:01Dearly beloved, we are gathered, uh, uh, uh, unto thee.
01:19:10I shall fear no evil.
01:19:14Thou, thy rod and thy staff comfort me all the days, the days of my life.
01:19:24Uh, lay me down in, in, in green pastures.
01:19:31Uh, I, I can't, I can't remember anymore.
01:19:36Oh, that was nice, dear.
01:19:40I like the bit about the green pasture.
01:19:43Oh, oh, yes, yes.
01:19:46Into the valley of the shadow of death.
01:19:51Oh.
01:19:53No more, love.
01:19:57No, no more.
01:19:59Rock above, babe.
01:20:14On the treetop.
01:20:18When the wind blows.
01:20:22Cradle will rise.
01:20:25Oh, babe.
01:20:26Oh, babe.
01:20:26Oh, babe.
01:20:28You can take your revenge, but you'll still feel bad.
01:20:54There must be more to life than lucky strikes and some unlucky ones.
01:21:05Unfolded flags and pipes and drums.
01:21:10I stood in the wings with him.
01:21:21My life's in the hands of the second great act.
01:21:25Holding the high ground.
01:21:28We've seen the last stage.
01:21:30Oh, babe.
01:21:31Oh, babe.
01:21:35How do these jaded stars get so far away?
01:21:40Will they catch what the other actors say?
01:21:50Hey, Joe, where you going?
01:21:52You can prove with that dogma in your head.
01:21:54You can prove your point, but your kids will still be dead.
01:22:05Bring down the curtain.
01:22:08The soap opera must surely close.
01:22:12Before the cold wind blows.
01:22:18Oh, take this.
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