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00:00:00He's on the drugs, he's on the drugs, I hate you!
00:00:21Yep, that's me. And so is that.
00:00:26How did that get in there?
00:00:29The point is, this is not who I am. I'm not that guy.
00:00:42So how did I end up here?
00:00:45You have no idea what this means to me.
00:00:47That is not the problem.
00:00:51I had a perfectly normal childhood. My parents were great. I did well in school. I was great at sports. And I had a lot of friends. The only thing was, I was shy around girls. In fact, my luck with the ladies was pretty terrible.
00:01:18Until I discovered cigarettes.
00:01:24I guess I thought smoking made me look cool. And for some reason, it gave me confidence with women.
00:01:30I became a successful divorce attorney. A house in the hills, a Beamer and a Porsche. I even have a live-in housekeeper and a gardener. Sure, they both drive me crazy, but you can't have everything.
00:01:55Most importantly, I had a very, shall we say, healthy sex life. I had it all. So what went wrong?
00:02:07Well, that's a little bit dramatic. I didn't die. I should really quit smoking.
00:02:15Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, before I excuse you for the Fourth of July weekend to deliberate this case, the defense will present its closing statements.
00:02:25Thank you, Your Honor. Looking good this morning, Your Honor, as always.
00:02:30And please, Mr. Maxwell, please be brief. This time, brevity is the key here.
00:02:37Brevity is my preference as well, Your Honor.
00:02:42Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you met my client, Mr. Butt, nearly two months ago.
00:02:48I guess we've been together longer than some relationships in my case. Anyway, like in all relationships, you will be tested.
00:03:03And your test today, your final test of your service as a jury, is to decide whether Mr. Butt has committed the crime he's being charged with.
00:03:16Now it takes only one of you to stand up for justice. And I know that at least one of you has what it takes.
00:03:25Thank you, Your Honor. You're dead.
00:03:32I'm really glad you won.
00:03:34Well, I'm really glad I had such a beautiful jury member who was listening to everything I had to say.
00:03:42Wow. Look at them go.
00:03:45That didn't take long. I haven't even brought out the salads yet.
00:03:49They keep going like that, you're gonna have quite a mess to clean up.
00:03:52They're outside. You're the gardener. It'll be your mess to clean up.
00:03:56I love your inspired dinner celebration.
00:03:59Dinner? Who said anything about dinner?
00:04:03You know what I mean.
00:04:05Boop-boop-a-doop.
00:04:07Why don't you come inside and show me what you mean?
00:04:10What about the fireworks?
00:04:12Oh, the fireworks. I have some fireworks.
00:04:17Just for you.
00:04:22So you based the main character on me?
00:04:27Only loosely.
00:04:28Loosely? You used my full name.
00:04:31I'm a lazy writer.
00:04:32So what do you think?
00:04:34Look, I like it, but...
00:04:36But?
00:04:37But it's not very realistic.
00:04:39A man would never kill himself if a woman rejects his love.
00:04:42I totally would.
00:04:43But, but...
00:04:44You know what your problem is?
00:04:46You placed too much importance on a vagina.
00:04:49Creep.
00:04:50Hello.
00:04:52A man would never jump off a building if a woman rejects his love.
00:04:55It doesn't make sense to me.
00:04:56Nah, Romeo for Juliet.
00:04:58Romeo for Juliet?
00:04:59No, Romeo thought Juliet was already dead.
00:05:01Not the same thing.
00:05:03Okay. Mark Antony for Cleopatra.
00:05:05Well, it's not the same thing.
00:05:07He thought she had already been killed.
00:05:08What's that?
00:05:09Ah, Pyramus for Thisby.
00:05:11Booyah!
00:05:13Who?
00:05:15So, you think she'll be at the book signing?
00:05:18Who?
00:05:19Marnie, my girlfriend.
00:05:21Marnie, your ex-girlfriend.
00:05:22She dumped you like...
00:05:23Six times, remember?
00:05:25She didn't officially dump me, alright?
00:05:27She just said she needed some space.
00:05:28For work.
00:05:29Yeah, that's a convenient excuse.
00:05:31I just think, if she sees me as a published author,
00:05:33she's not gonna think I'm such a loser.
00:05:35You wrote a book about a loser, dude.
00:05:37Yeah, it's what I know.
00:05:39Look, you have to forget about it.
00:05:42Plus, when this book comes out,
00:05:43you're gonna be famous.
00:05:44You're gonna have women all over you.
00:05:47You think?
00:05:48Yeah, plus, you know, you're smart, you're funny.
00:05:51I live with my parents.
00:05:53Yeah, but they're smart and funny too.
00:05:58I know it sounds weird, man, but I really love her.
00:06:01Even though she thinks I'm a little sissy boy
00:06:02that can't find the G-spot.
00:06:04I googled it.
00:06:05I understand the science behind it.
00:06:08Like, when I'm with her, I just feel like, hi, wow.
00:06:11Hi.
00:06:13No, no, this is not how you do it.
00:06:14Please, go ahead of us.
00:06:16Thanks.
00:06:18I'm Owen Maxwell.
00:06:20Paige.
00:06:21Paige.
00:06:22Hi.
00:06:23I know you like reading, Paige.
00:06:26Listen, if you're not busy tonight,
00:06:29there is this recipe for Tiramisu.
00:06:31I'd like to indulge your sweet tooth.
00:06:35I'm a real whiz in the kitchen and every other room.
00:06:40Well, I was just gonna rent a movie and pop a bottle of lime, but sure.
00:06:43Great.
00:06:44Why not?
00:06:45Excellent.
00:06:55Let me get this straight.
00:06:57So while your wife was at the hospital, you took her car, picked up your mistress and drove to your mountain cabin,
00:07:04which is in your wife's name, got high on the marijuana your wife needed for her glaucoma.
00:07:10While you were having sex, the joint started a fire that entirely destroyed the cabin.
00:07:16Does that about cover it?
00:07:18Yes.
00:07:20Oh, I also ran over her Shih Tzu while we were escaping the blaze.
00:07:24Oh, you killed her doctor.
00:07:26Hmm.
00:07:28You're the one suing for divorce.
00:07:30Yes, but only after she said she never wanted to see me again.
00:07:35I mean, some people can't practice forgiveness.
00:07:38Well, luckily we have signed a prenup agreement that says that she's not entitled to what you came into the marriage with.
00:07:46Which amounts to approximately $4 million in assets, including deposits and other valuables.
00:07:55Actually, that is why I'm here today. I lied.
00:08:02You lied?
00:08:04Yes. I never had any of that.
00:08:07I just told her that so she'd think I was worth marrying and not some, you know, gold digging loser looking for a sugar mama.
00:08:13You certainly did not bring any dignity to this marriage, did you, Mr. Hoover?
00:08:20It seems that all you contributed was a lot of lies.
00:08:24And a lot of love.
00:08:25But mostly lies.
00:08:26Yes.
00:08:27But now I am emotionally damaged.
00:08:31I can see that.
00:08:32No, no, you, you do not know what it was like living with that woman.
00:08:36I mean, she, she criticized me. She insulted my character.
00:08:41She made me feel like less than a man.
00:08:43Mr. Hoover, they have pills for that now. And maybe even cream.
00:08:47I really appreciate the pain and the suffering, but I don't think we have enough for a case here. I'm sorry.
00:08:54I knew it.
00:08:56Just like my wife always said, nothing sucks like a Hoover.
00:09:00She said that in front of my coworkers once. They never let me forget it.
00:09:04I had to quit. I was so embarrassed. Thank you for your time.
00:09:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mr. Hoover, sit down.
00:09:13She slandered you in the workplace?
00:09:16Half slandered. I experimented a little in college.
00:09:20Regardless, she created a hostile work environment.
00:09:24She is interfering with your gainful employment, Mr. Hoover. Congratulations.
00:09:29You've got yourself a lawyer.
00:09:31Thank you, Mr. Maxwell. Oh, oh, oh, yippee.
00:09:37Ow! That's, oh, this is great.
00:09:41Oh, what, you, you, you smoke?
00:09:44I've been meaning to quit, though.
00:09:45I got it. I got it.
00:09:46This is the thing for you. You've got to try this.
00:09:49Dr. Candy with an eye?
00:09:50I think I nailed someone with a name like that once.
00:09:54She works wonders. I haven't had a cigarette in five months. You should try it.
00:10:07You made it. Of course we did. How could I miss Jude's first book signing? How are you?
00:10:24Book signing? Oh, I thought you said he was an author.
00:10:27This is my boy, Nick.
00:10:31You have a son.
00:10:33Hey, Dad. Can I talk to you in private about some girl problems you can help me with?
00:10:39Oh. Look, I'll be right back. Why don't you check out the buffet and eat something you recognize?
00:10:44Oh, sure. I'll see you later, man.
00:10:53Rick, thank you so much.
00:10:56You're really good.
00:10:59Hey, man, how are you doing?
00:11:03Did she show?
00:11:04Let's check.
00:11:09She stopped at a gas station.
00:11:12To get Cass to come to the party.
00:11:14What is this, Jude?
00:11:15It's portable GPS.
00:11:17You're tracking your ex?
00:11:18When you say it like that, it sounds creepy.
00:11:20It is creepy. Just put that thing away.
00:11:23Just enjoy the show.
00:11:24This is your night.
00:11:26My night.
00:11:27It's your night.
00:11:28My night.
00:11:29So here's the lowdown. I was talking to these two PR hotties in the kitchen.
00:11:36One has soccer mom arms, but I really don't mind jumping on that grenade.
00:11:40Thanks, bud. I'll pass.
00:11:42Hey, listen. Her friend told me she thinks reality television is actually real.
00:11:47Come on. Nothing beats more on sex.
00:11:49Relax. I mean, this is Jude's night. Let's just enjoy it.
00:11:53Besides, I'm here with someone.
00:11:56Yeah, where is she, by the way?
00:11:57She's not peeling the shrimp.
00:12:02Hey, that's the woman I was telling you about.
00:12:06Why didn't you say she was...
00:12:10I need a cigarette.
00:12:13I wish I smoked.
00:12:22Hey.
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:24Thanks.
00:12:28Anytime.
00:12:30So...
00:12:31You enjoying the party?
00:12:33It's not really my scene.
00:12:35Tell me about it.
00:12:36Bunch of posers, if you ask me.
00:12:38I bet half of these people haven't even read the book.
00:12:41There's a book?
00:12:45I didn't know.
00:12:47I don't really read much.
00:12:48Me neither.
00:12:50I'll take half hour of American Idol over Hemingway any day.
00:12:54I love that show.
00:12:56Because you are a woman of class.
00:13:02Anyway, the only reason I'm here is because the author is my friend.
00:13:05Really?
00:13:06Yeah.
00:13:07He based a character on me.
00:13:08A hero, actually.
00:13:10So you're famous.
00:13:12Nah, he's the writer.
00:13:13I'm just an average lawyer who drives a portion and makes seven figures a year.
00:13:19Oh, I'm sorry.
00:13:22This is just the most entertaining conversation I've heard all evening.
00:13:29This party's getting kind of crowded.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32How about we go someplace quiet and talk?
00:13:36Sure.
00:13:37I'll get my coat.
00:13:38I'll be here.
00:13:39Okay.
00:13:41It worked.
00:13:43Wow.
00:13:44I'm so glad I did not derail the little meeting of the minds that you had.
00:13:49Excuse me, but do I know you?
00:13:50No.
00:13:51No.
00:13:52But I know your type.
00:13:54You do?
00:13:55And what's my type?
00:13:56Smart?
00:13:57Successful?
00:13:58Lazy.
00:14:00Very lazy.
00:14:01You don't want to have to work for anything, so you go for the easy targets.
00:14:06Shiny objects.
00:14:07Instinct gratification.
00:14:09God forbid you actually challenge yourself with an intelligent woman.
00:14:12Like you, I suppose.
00:14:14What?
00:14:15No.
00:14:16This has nothing to do with me.
00:14:17Well, you're the one doing all the talking.
00:14:18You're just judging me on a conversation you've picked up in a party.
00:14:23Talk about an easy target.
00:14:27You're right.
00:14:31I am sorry.
00:14:32I have no right to judge you.
00:14:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:14:36I'm close!
00:14:37What?
00:14:38What's wrong with you?
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:40What is this shrapnel coming out of your mouth?
00:14:41What?
00:14:42Oh, dear God.
00:14:43How many of those did you eat?
00:14:44Three?
00:14:46Because the first two went down so smoothly, right?
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Oh, okay.
00:14:51Come here.
00:14:52Just sit here.
00:14:53Sit here.
00:14:54I'll be right back.
00:14:55Don't move.
00:15:04Come here, Tigress.
00:15:05You like that?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Yes.
00:15:09Oh!
00:15:10Yeah!
00:15:11Yeah!
00:15:14Yeah!
00:15:21What are you doing?
00:15:22Do you want to wear my pants?
00:15:24We caught fire and burned down the western coast
00:15:37We drove all night and kept a desert ride
00:15:54Hey, good morning, good morning, good morning
00:16:24Oh, did I wake you up? I need to get going to work, so...
00:16:31Don't mind me, if you're lucky I'll still be here when you get back
00:16:49Found these in the sink
00:16:50Really? Kitchen or bathroom?
00:16:53You might want to consider trying it in black
00:16:56It's a more slimming color, you know
00:16:58Pink is the color of angels
00:17:00Speaking of angels
00:17:02Can you please take care of the fallen angel upstairs?
00:17:05With pleasure
00:17:06I'll help
00:17:07Don't do some fertilizer to spread the old fart
00:17:10See a couple of things right there I'd like to spread
00:17:13You came back for more tiger
00:17:28I'm a figure
00:17:30AHHHHH
00:17:31WHOA
00:17:32WHOA
00:17:33WHOA
00:17:34WHOA
00:17:35WHOA
00:17:36WHOA
00:17:37WHOA
00:17:38Hi.
00:17:44Hi. Eileen Jenkins here to see Rhonda Price.
00:17:46Sure.
00:17:48Can I help you?
00:17:49Yeah, I'm looking for Rhonda Price.
00:17:51Oh, it's... it's you.
00:17:55It's you as well, so what can I do for you?
00:17:58You don't remember me, do you?
00:18:01Oh, oh, oh, of course I do.
00:18:04I would have called, but I had to get out of town unexpectedly.
00:18:08But hey, let me make it up to you.
00:18:10How about dinner tonight at my place? I'll cook.
00:18:14Do you think I slept with you?
00:18:17Oh, no, no, no. Of course not.
00:18:19I mean, you're not the kind of woman who...
00:18:22And I respect that. I mean, you want to take it slow.
00:18:24I am the woman from last night.
00:18:26Oh, yes, it's you, of course.
00:18:30I'm sure you and your friend had a really good time.
00:18:33Assuming that you stayed away from big words and...
00:18:36What are they called?
00:18:38Oh. Dots.
00:18:39Yes, yes, we did. Yes, we did.
00:18:41And I'm sure you had a great time with, um...
00:18:45Oh, that's right. You were alone.
00:18:48Well, at least you had a big glass of wine to keep your company.
00:18:53Mm-hmm. Rhonda.
00:18:54Well, I see you two have met.
00:18:56What?
00:18:57This is my lawyer?
00:18:59Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
00:19:01No, Rhonda, we're gonna have to change.
00:19:02You're getting a divorce?
00:19:04That's a shocker. She's gonna...
00:19:07Sorry, Rhonda.
00:19:08I will represent myself.
00:19:10He really is the best divorce attorney.
00:19:12He gets his clients everything they want.
00:19:14Well, I just hope he's brighter than the women he goes out with.
00:19:17Do you think I date stupid women?
00:19:30Yes. Lucky bastard.
00:19:32No, I mean, do you think they're beneath me?
00:19:34Only in bed. High five.
00:19:38Really?
00:19:43Crap.
00:19:44What is this?
00:19:48It's a portable GPS.
00:19:49It shows that Marnie's gonna be crossing by here at precisely 10.23.
00:19:55Suit up, Owen. I need you.
00:19:58Jude!
00:19:59You gotta stop this!
00:20:01I can practically taste your desperation, man.
00:20:04It tastes bad.
00:20:05It tastes very bad.
00:20:07Look, you gotta forget about her and get back on the horse.
00:20:10Any horse.
00:20:11I'm gonna pick out a girl in this bar.
00:20:14And you have to go talk to her.
00:20:19There.
00:20:20Ooh, she's way out of your league.
00:20:22Way out of my league.
00:20:23Don't listen to her. Just go get her.
00:20:26Just go, just go.
00:20:27Waiting for you.
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:31You like, uh, pictures?
00:20:32What is this window?
00:20:33Oh no!
00:20:34I like my moon pose.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37I'll get back to ya.
00:20:38Hey, how'd it go?
00:20:39Oh no!
00:20:40I like my moon pose.
00:20:41You know what?
00:20:42Yeah, I'll get back to ya.
00:20:44Hey, how'd it go?
00:20:45Oh no!
00:20:46I like my moon pose, you know what?
00:20:47I like my men in pairs, you know what?
00:20:53Yeah, I'll get back to you.
00:20:56Hey, how did it go?
00:20:57I showed her a picture of my nephew.
00:20:59Why would you do that, man?
00:21:01I don't know, I panicked.
00:21:02What did she say?
00:21:03She said she likes her men in pairs. I don't even know what that means.
00:21:06I think she's catching up for lost time. I don't know, man.
00:21:08Hey, well, if it's gonna help you get back on the horse, I'm game.
00:21:12Oh, guys, this is my cue. Watch and learn.
00:21:19Hey, he could pick up a woman faster than it takes me to talk myself out of trying.
00:21:42I, you and I, we're always talking, never doing, and we're right where we began.
00:21:52I like this, his partner.
00:21:59Hi.
00:22:00Hi.
00:22:01Oh, you slept all night? Like, like that?
00:22:04Mm-hmm, he's really comfortable.
00:22:07I need to go with him.
00:22:09Oh, you can't leave just yet.
00:22:11Yeah, but...
00:22:12You're gonna give me some money so I can go shopping today.
00:22:14Yeah, but...
00:22:15Remember, you promised.
00:22:16I think I have my wallet at the office.
00:22:18You could go and take me shopping so I can have a nice, pretty dress, some shoes, a couple
00:22:23diamond earrings, so that when I meet your parents, they love me.
00:22:26Oh, my God. I really need to quit smoking.
00:22:39Well, well, well. If it isn't, that way, Maxwell.
00:22:45Well, the pleasure is all mine, doctor.
00:22:49You don't remember me, do you?
00:22:51No, not again.
00:22:54Before we get started, I want you to choose your inner animal guide for our work here together today.
00:22:59My inner animal? Can I...
00:23:02Have a seat, Owen.
00:23:05That's not my...
00:23:06Shh.
00:23:08Now, Owen Maxwell.
00:23:11I want you to give me a hand and place it on my heart.
00:23:14That's not your heart.
00:23:15Shh.
00:23:16I'm gonna put my hand on your heart, okay?
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:19I want you to close your eyes and relax, and remember, this is a safe space.
00:23:24Our safe, creative space. Anything is possible here. Magical transformations are possible here.
00:23:33Now, keep your eyes closed and take three deep, full, vigorous breaths into the palm of my hand.
00:23:47Good.
00:23:48Very good.
00:23:49As I move away, remember the feeling of my touch as you keep your breath steady.
00:23:53So, doctor, did you go to medical school for all this?
00:24:01Oh, no, Owen Maxwell.
00:24:03Unfortunately, traditional Western medicine is still very close-minded about hypnotherapy.
00:24:07Hmm.
00:24:08I got my degree online.
00:24:09It only took me six weeks.
00:24:10Oh, only six weeks?
00:24:11Oh, that's great.
00:24:12And please, call me Dr. Candy.
00:24:14That, uh, candy with an eye.
00:24:16Of course it is, uh, candy with an eye.
00:24:19So, how does this work?
00:24:21It's very simple.
00:24:22I'm gonna lead you through a series of imagery-based suggestions, tailored specifically to you, which you will then integrate into your subconscious.
00:24:30But will I still have the urge to smoke?
00:24:32Hmm. At first.
00:24:34But any attempt to smoke will induce extreme nausea, even to the point of vomiting.
00:24:38Pretty soon, the last thing you want will be a cigarette.
00:24:41Sounds good.
00:24:42Oh, I should probably mention you may experience certain mood swings as you move through the detox process.
00:24:47Well, if it can help me quit smoking, then it's worth it.
00:24:52So, how do we know each other?
00:24:54Last winter.
00:24:56Last winter.
00:24:58Skiing.
00:25:00Skiing?
00:25:01Skiing.
00:25:02Skiing.
00:25:03Skiing.
00:25:04Skiing.
00:25:05Mm-hmm.
00:25:06Skiing.
00:25:07Skiing.
00:25:24Oh, I will.
00:25:33Are you going to lunch?
00:25:34Yeah, do you want anything?
00:25:35Nah.
00:25:36Oh, will you stop by the courthouse on the way back?
00:25:38More patient files from Judge Calhoun?
00:25:40Yes, you got it.
00:25:44Oh, hello.
00:25:54Owen Maxwell.
00:25:57Welcome to Even Better Rehab Center.
00:25:59What is your poison? Alcohol? Crack? Heroin?
00:26:03Oh, I know. Dumb girls.
00:26:06Good one. Very good one.
00:26:08So, why do you want to meet here?
00:26:10This place gives me the creeps.
00:26:13Well, if I'm forced to have you as my lawyer,
00:26:15then I think you should see what I'm fighting for.
00:26:19Follow me.
00:26:22So what's the story here?
00:26:23Your husband cheated on you, or he didn't spend enough time with you?
00:26:26I don't know. My husband is a really good guy.
00:26:28I'm... I'm divorcing him because he's lonely.
00:26:33Really?
00:26:34No point at my vagina.
00:26:36No, stop it.
00:26:39The truth is, I never really wanted to marry him in the first place,
00:26:42and I was very clear about that, but he was persistent,
00:26:45and he has a lot of money,
00:26:47so eventually I gave in.
00:26:53Who's winning, Tom?
00:26:56Oh, the twins are beating you again.
00:26:58Let me give you a little pointer.
00:27:02So you married him for his money.
00:27:04I wouldn't have pegged you at the time, seriously.
00:27:06Well, I guess it's sort of, but it's really not the way that you think.
00:27:09This place was going to close down.
00:27:11He was losing its government funding,
00:27:13and he promised to buy it for me if I married him.
00:27:16But now, obviously, you regret it, right?
00:27:18No, not at all.
00:27:19I get to run the center.
00:27:21I don't bother him. He doesn't bother me.
00:27:23It is... it was perfect.
00:27:26You're quite romantic, aren't you?
00:27:29Well, now he wants a traditional marriage.
00:27:32Oh, and I'm assuming it comes with traditional sex, right?
00:27:36I think he deserves to have whatever he wants in the marriage.
00:27:39I just can't give it to him.
00:27:42Okay, so what do you want from him?
00:27:45I want the rehab center.
00:27:48This?
00:27:49That's it, yes.
00:27:50You're crazy.
00:27:51That's it?
00:27:52Really?
00:27:53Look at them.
00:27:55Owen.
00:27:57Your husband is worth millions.
00:28:01He has two jets.
00:28:02Two!
00:28:03He can keep all of that.
00:28:05Look, I really think you're making a big mistake here.
00:28:08It's just a bunch of losers with no self-control.
00:28:10Oh, an addiction is a disease.
00:28:13Well, yeah, but so is athlete's foot.
00:28:16But you know what?
00:28:17I put on some tropical cream, and I'm good.
00:28:21Tropical cream?
00:28:23I think you meant topical.
00:28:25Yeah, topical.
00:28:26Even better.
00:28:27I can get you the beach house.
00:28:29Just the center.
00:28:38Hey, Nick.
00:28:39What is this?
00:28:40My application for Lakers season tickets.
00:28:42I got a good feeling about this year.
00:28:44Do you actually work?
00:28:45Hey, I get more done in a day than you do by 9 a.m.
00:28:48I don't come in until 9 a.m.
00:28:50My point exactly.
00:28:51How was the hypnotherapist?
00:28:53Oh, the, uh, forgettable, apparently.
00:28:56Do you still want to smoke?
00:28:58Oof.
00:28:59More than life itself.
00:29:00Hi, guys.
00:29:01Hi.
00:29:02Hey.
00:29:03Ooh, damn.
00:29:06Sounds like someone skipped breakfast.
00:29:08You want a donut or something?
00:29:09No, it's the hypnotherapy.
00:29:11It's supposed to make me, uh,
00:29:13gnosis when I think about cigarettes.
00:29:15Wipe up the drool, boys.
00:29:17This isn't Cinebax.
00:29:18What?
00:29:19I was just making copies.
00:29:20Hi, Rhonda.
00:29:21Looking good, Rhonda.
00:29:35I have one more release.
00:29:38Ooh.
00:29:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:40Here it is.
00:29:41Ooh.
00:29:42Tucky.
00:29:43Ah.
00:29:44To release our inhibitions.
00:29:47Ah, you said big words.
00:29:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:51Oh, yeah.
00:29:53Took some art.
00:29:54Yeah, yeah.
00:29:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:56You're mad.
00:29:57Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:58Injunction.
00:29:59What is that?
00:30:00Habius corpus.
00:30:01How do you have evidence?
00:30:02Oh, what?
00:30:03Double indemnity.
00:30:04Legal briefs.
00:30:05Anything?
00:30:06Yeah, it must be something I ate.
00:30:08Give it to me, smarty pants.
00:30:09Oh, yeah.
00:30:10Oh, yeah.
00:30:11Come here.
00:30:12Oh, yeah.
00:30:13Oh, yeah.
00:30:14Oh, yeah.
00:30:15Oh, yeah.
00:30:16Get off of me.
00:30:17Oh, yeah.
00:30:18Oh, yeah.
00:30:19Oh, yeah.
00:30:20Oh, yeah.
00:30:21Oh, yeah.
00:30:22Oh, yeah.
00:30:23Oh, yeah.
00:30:24Oh, yeah.
00:30:25Oh, yeah.
00:30:26Oh, yeah.
00:30:27Oh, yeah.
00:30:28Oh, yeah.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:31What happened to you?
00:30:33Oh.
00:30:34Oh.
00:30:35Trudi, it was a very rough night at the office.
00:30:39A very, very rough night.
00:30:43Let me make you some tea.
00:30:45Mm-hmm.
00:30:46Leave the poor guy alone, Trudi.
00:30:47Can't you see he's upset?
00:30:49He struck out last night, he's coming home alone.
00:30:52you smell
00:30:56how do you like that
00:30:59you know what
00:31:01come here
00:31:02come to daddy
00:31:04why don't you buy it a drink first
00:31:06Rhonda
00:31:07what can I do for you
00:31:09I have a very important client I need you to handle
00:31:12it's critical that you win this case
00:31:14do you understand
00:31:14yes
00:31:15by the way did you hear
00:31:16we're looking for a new senior partner
00:31:19a big win would impress a lot of people
00:31:21around here
00:31:22got it
00:31:23it's handled
00:31:24and for the love of God
00:31:25wash that
00:31:26before you put it back in the kitchen
00:31:28oh yeah
00:31:29Mr. Davenport I'd like to introduce you to
00:31:32Owen Maxwell
00:31:33he's the best we have
00:31:35I'm Mr. Davenport
00:31:36how do you do
00:31:36please have a seat
00:31:38thank you
00:31:38so Mr. Davenport
00:31:41your wife wants a divorce
00:31:44yes that's right
00:31:45I was cheating on her
00:31:46but does she have proof
00:31:49there was a recording
00:31:51we're right here
00:31:53thank you
00:31:54thank you
00:31:55I see
00:31:58well Mr. Davenport that
00:32:00I see
00:32:00well Mr. Davenport that
00:32:02doesn't bode well for us if it goes to trial
00:32:06well Mr. Davenport that doesn't bode well for us if it goes to trial
00:32:13it's going to be very difficult to convince a jury that you are not in the wrong
00:32:18I recommend we settle
00:32:25you don't understand I don't understand I don't understand I don't want a divorce
00:32:31you don't I love my wife I know I've made a few mistakes but nothing I have means anything without her
00:32:38have you at least spoken to her she won't see me can you help me Mr. Davenport this is this is not the kind of things we do here
00:32:47this is a law firm
00:32:48this is a law firm
00:32:49I'm a very powerful man Mr. Maxwell I'm generous to a fault with my friends ruthless beyond belief with my enemies my wife is the most important thing I have to do with my wife is the most important thing I have to do with her
00:32:54I know I've made a few mistakes but nothing I have means anything without her
00:32:55have you at least spoken to her she won't see me can you help me
00:32:57Mr. Davenport this is this is not the kind of things we do here this is a law firm
00:33:02I'm a very powerful man Mr. Maxwell I'm generous to a fault with my friends ruthless beyond belief with my enemies my wife is the most important thing in my life I need you to help me
00:33:24I understand Mr. Davenport let me see what I can do
00:33:31Mr. Maxwell has arrived thank you Maria
00:33:38ah my cheating husband's lawyer what can I do for you Mr. Maxwell your husband would like you to consider reconciliation
00:33:47and I'd like him to consider shoving the restraining order I'm about to file up his ass
00:33:52Mrs. Davenport come on this is not Mrs. Davenport Mrs. Davenport please please be reasonable Mrs. Davenport
00:34:01reasonable I've been more than reasonable for the past six years it's not like I didn't know he had playmates but to see him on video tape with the pool boy
00:34:10what that was beyond humiliating he did the pool boy too that's sick oh yeah there's a lot about my husband that you don't know are you feeling okay
00:34:20I'm fine I'm fine Mrs. Davenport I'm sure we can work this out that I find hard to believe look at me Mr. Maxwell I do not trust a man that doesn't make eye contact with me
00:34:32with the one that is your salimboy please
00:34:35this is not a man that is normal but you could play a bandissa
00:34:36I'm not a man that is no Evan 있잖아요
00:34:37and he is a woman that doesn't make eye contact with me
00:34:39what do you want Uma barrack whoops
00:34:41What do you want one other one other one on written journal listen
00:34:42No, no, that towel
00:34:43okay, you know what
00:34:47I don't have time for any more of your games
00:34:49tell my husband I will be seeing him in court
00:34:51Mr. Davenport please
00:34:52Come on baby
00:34:53No,
00:34:59Hey, nice form, let me guess, cross country in high school, you were good at the 5k but
00:35:21even better at the 10k.
00:35:23Impressive.
00:35:24I don't want runners.
00:35:25Me?
00:35:26I'm a sprinter.
00:35:27Well, let's hope you're not as speedy as you were in high school.
00:35:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:35:30Hamstring injury.
00:35:31I'm more of an endurance man now, if you know what I mean.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:36Well, you know, I live just a few blocks from here.
00:35:38I make great smoothies.
00:35:39Sure.
00:35:40I...
00:35:41Are you okay?
00:35:43Yeah, I'm fine now.
00:35:45Hold on now.
00:35:46Oh!
00:35:47Ow!
00:35:48Ow!
00:35:49Oh my god.
00:35:53What's wrong with me?
00:35:54Wait a minute.
00:35:55Oh, man.
00:35:56No.
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:58Uh, what?
00:35:59No.
00:36:00Must be boot poisoning.
00:36:01Excuse me.
00:36:02Could you help me put this on my back?
00:36:03Ugh!
00:36:04Oh my god!
00:36:05I'm allergic to hearties!
00:36:08Yes.
00:36:09Yes.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11What about her?
00:36:12Look, no.
00:36:13I told you I'm only nauseous around hot women.
00:36:14What is this?
00:36:15If we do not use the scientific method, my friend, then no hypothesis is valid.
00:36:20Let us see.
00:36:21If we can rule out transsexuals, transvestites, men, or women, so I think you were missing
00:36:22the boat on that one, my friend.
00:36:23No, no, I'm not.
00:36:24No.
00:36:25So you did have a slight reaction when that poodle walked in.
00:36:26The poodle?
00:36:27I was coughing.
00:36:28Come on.
00:36:29This is ridiculous.
00:36:30No.
00:36:31No.
00:36:32No.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35No.
00:36:36No.
00:36:37No.
00:36:38No.
00:36:39No.
00:36:40No.
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00:36:42No.
00:36:43No.
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00:36:47No.
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00:36:50No.
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00:36:53No.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56No.
00:36:57No.
00:36:58No.
00:36:59No.
00:37:00No.
00:37:01No.
00:37:02No.
00:37:03No.
00:37:04No.
00:37:05No.
00:37:06No.
00:37:07No.
00:37:08No.
00:37:09No.
00:37:10No.
00:37:11No.
00:37:12No.
00:37:13No.
00:37:14No.
00:37:15No.
00:37:16No.
00:37:17No.
00:37:18No.
00:37:19No.
00:37:20No.
00:37:21No.
00:37:22No.
00:37:23No.
00:37:24So you're saying you only want to sleep with idiots?
00:37:27Yes, exactly!
00:37:28Then you just need to stop sleeping with dumb attractive women.
00:37:31But we live in LA!
00:37:33Why is this happening to me?
00:37:35I will teach you a trick, my friend.
00:37:38Whenever you are feeling nauseous,
00:37:40just pinch the skin underneath your wrist.
00:37:43Will that work?
00:37:44Oh, yeah.
00:37:45This will distract you from your sexual impulses.
00:37:48Unless, of course,
00:37:50you are into the pain.
00:37:54Come on, Dr. Freud. Let's get out of here.
00:37:56Well, that was good, right?
00:37:57Did you like the accent?
00:38:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:38:14Hi, hi.
00:38:16Owen?
00:38:17What are you doing?
00:38:18I forgot your divorce papers in my office.
00:38:20Oh, thank you.
00:38:21Why are you dressed like that?
00:38:25What?
00:38:26No, nothing.
00:38:28Are you on something?
00:38:29No, no, no.
00:38:30Take off your glasses.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Take off your glasses and look me in the face.
00:38:34No, no.
00:38:35Look at me.
00:38:40I guess I don't want to sleep with you.
00:38:43I don't want to sleep with you, either.
00:38:46No, you don't understand.
00:38:47I'm allergic to women I want to sleep with.
00:38:49What?
00:38:50Yes.
00:38:51It's crazy, but it's true.
00:38:52But every time I start getting aroused,
00:38:55I feel I want to drop.
00:38:57Well, you do have some pretty low standards.
00:38:59No.
00:39:00It's not like that.
00:39:01Well, here.
00:39:02I'm sure there's a rational explanation for this.
00:39:04When did this start?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:07I guess when I went to the hypnotherapist to quit smoking.
00:39:09Oh.
00:39:10Well, is it possible that the hypnotherapist gave you the wrong subconscious suggestion?
00:39:14He must be trying to get back at me.
00:39:17For what?
00:39:18No, no.
00:39:19It's just a dissatisfied client.
00:39:22Ugh.
00:39:23Oh, shocker.
00:39:24I'm allergic to sex.
00:39:25Oh, my God.
00:39:26Oh, God.
00:39:27Hey, calm down.
00:39:28This is not the end of the world.
00:39:29It's not the end of the world.
00:39:30It's a known fact that a man can only go three days without sex before dying.
00:39:34That's water.
00:39:35I think this will be good for you.
00:39:37Good for me?
00:39:38What kind of a twisted person are you?
00:39:41Thank you, Owen.
00:39:42Freak!
00:39:43Okay.
00:40:04She disappeared.
00:40:06Just like that.
00:40:08I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:40:11Can't you just go to another hypnotist?
00:40:14You think that will work?
00:40:16I don't see why not.
00:40:18You want me to find her for you?
00:40:21What?
00:40:22Oh, yeah.
00:40:23I got connections.
00:40:25I can get my people on it.
00:40:29What people?
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32I've got people.
00:40:35I'm gonna count backwards from three, and when I snap my fingers, you will become fully alert in three, two, one.
00:40:52That's it?
00:40:53That's it.
00:40:54I feel good.
00:40:55I feel very good.
00:40:56You should be completely back to normal.
00:40:57And you're welcome.
00:40:58You're good.
00:40:59Oh.
00:41:00I'm the best.
00:41:01Thank you, Doctor.
00:41:02You see my girl on your way out.
00:41:03We don't take American Express.
00:41:05All right.
00:41:06There's your receipt, Mr. Maxwell.
00:41:07Hmm.
00:41:11You see my girl on your way out.
00:41:12We don't take American Express.
00:41:13All right.
00:41:14There's your receipt, Mr. Maxwell.
00:41:15Hmm.
00:41:16Thank you, Susie.
00:41:17And please, call me Owen.
00:41:18Mrs. Maxwell's my father's name, and unfortunately passed away a few years ago, and left her home.
00:41:22And he was a man named me.
00:41:23Yes.
00:41:24I'm sorry.
00:41:25No.
00:41:26No.
00:41:27No.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31No.
00:41:32No.
00:41:33No.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No.
00:41:37No.
00:41:38No.
00:41:39No.
00:41:40No.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:43a few years ago and left me quite a large inheritance.
00:41:49Poor thing.
00:41:50I'm so sorry.
00:41:59Oh, that's disgusting.
00:42:03Keep the trash can.
00:42:13Your chakras are all out of alignment.
00:42:15This causes great turbulence with your psychic energy.
00:42:18Let's get those puppies aligned, then.
00:42:21I can see an abundance of sexual energy blocked at its source.
00:42:25You can say that again.
00:42:26I see how crucial this has been to your survival.
00:42:29You're preaching to the choir, sister.
00:42:31I see your past and...
00:42:39What?
00:42:40You're a complete sleazebag, aren't you?
00:42:42What?
00:42:46What about my chakras?
00:43:08What are you doing?
00:43:09What are you...
00:43:10What are you...
00:43:11Wow!
00:43:12That hurt!
00:43:14No, not the...
00:43:15Not the back!
00:43:17Okay, please be gentle.
00:43:19Please...
00:43:22I'm really not comfortable with you putting needles in my ass.
00:43:25Look, I realize this is just a double, but...
00:43:28Not...
00:43:31Oh no, don't turn it!
00:43:32Just give me this.
00:43:33Mr. Maxwell.
00:43:34Oh, hi.
00:43:35I'm Dr. Haley.
00:43:36Hi.
00:43:37How are you guys?
00:43:38Nice to meet you.
00:43:39It says here you're having trouble performing sexually.
00:43:41Yeah, it's not actually performing.
00:43:42I don't even get to performing.
00:43:43I...
00:43:44Every time I see a woman, it's like...
00:43:45Ah!
00:43:46Ah!
00:43:47Ah!
00:43:48I see.
00:43:49Have you tried anything else?
00:43:50I've been to hypnotherapists, healers, shamans.
00:43:51I've even been to a guy who advertises himself as a libido Jesus.
00:43:56None of them worked.
00:43:57Can you please help me?
00:43:58I believe I can.
00:43:59Oh, thank you.
00:44:00You have no idea what this means to me.
00:44:01Now if you would just step off the table, drop your trousers and bend over...
00:44:04What...
00:44:05What are you going to do with that hand?
00:44:06Well, you said that you could not have had to get that...
00:44:07Oh, I see.
00:44:08I see.
00:44:09Have you tried anything else?
00:44:10I've been to hypnotherapists, healers, shamans.
00:44:11I've even been to a guy who advertises himself as a libido Jesus.
00:44:12None of them worked.
00:44:13Can you please help me?
00:44:14I believe I can.
00:44:15Oh, thank you.
00:44:16You have no idea what this means to me.
00:44:17Now if you would just step off the table, drop your trousers and bend over...
00:44:26What...
00:44:27What are you going to do with that hand?
00:44:28You could not have sex, and often the rectum holds a lot of tension.
00:44:32That is not the problem, Doctor.
00:44:35You...
00:44:45What are you doing here?
00:44:46I'm checking in.
00:44:47What?
00:44:48I'm checking in.
00:44:49Why?
00:44:51No one else can help me. I think I'm addicted.
00:44:54Addicted to what?
00:44:55To not having sex.
00:44:58I don't think that's how an addiction works.
00:45:00Besides, didn't you say so yourself, and I quote,
00:45:04Addicts are just losers with no self-control.
00:45:08Yes, I do.
00:45:09But you can't believe what an addict says, can you?
00:45:13You know, maybe you are suffering from some sort of withdrawal.
00:45:17You mean, like, sex detox?
00:45:20Yeah, it's possible.
00:45:21Maybe you've tricked your body into believing somehow it needs sex to survive.
00:45:25Oh, believe me, it does.
00:45:26Well, we can't help you here. We're not equipped for your... condition.
00:45:32I'm sure there must be something you can do.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:40Here.
00:45:41Drugs?
00:45:42Oh, relax. It's over-the-counter.
00:45:44It's anti-nausea medicine. We give it to our bleem at patients.
00:45:47So let me get this straight. If I take the pills, I'll be free to have sex without throwing up.
00:45:53Mm-hmm.
00:45:54But I'll have no desire to have sex whatsoever, right?
00:45:57Exactly.
00:45:58It's a sexual catch-22.
00:46:00That's fine.
00:46:01No, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Fine.
00:46:05I won't be having any action either way, so I might as well take the option that lets me keep my lunchtime.
00:46:10Well, there you go.
00:46:13Mr. Maxwell?
00:46:14Yes?
00:46:15Mr. Davenport insisted on speaking with you.
00:46:17I came by to ask if you had spoken to my wife.
00:46:21Yes, I did.
00:46:23And she doesn't want to reconcile.
00:46:25Please have a seat.
00:46:26I guess I should have figured that. I did put her through a lot.
00:46:31I suggest we start negotiating a settlement.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35No, no. I won't rest until I have her back.
00:46:38Mr. Davenport, you will have to accept the fact that your wife wants a divorce.
00:46:43And if we don't do anything about it, she'll take us to court.
00:46:46And I'm sure there are certain things you don't want to reveal to the public.
00:46:52I don't care what the public thinks.
00:46:56Have you ever been in love, Mr. Maxwell?
00:46:59Oh, no. No.
00:47:01Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:47:02Because if you had, you'd know that when you lose the one thing that matters in your life,
00:47:07the thing that drives you, that gets you out of bed in the morning,
00:47:10the thing that brings purpose, when you lose that,
00:47:14everything that made you happy before rings hollow.
00:47:19Life is, for all intents and purposes, over.
00:47:27Mr. Maxwell?
00:47:28Mr. Maxwell?
00:47:29Mr. Maxwell?
00:47:30Mr. Maxwell?
00:47:31Are you ready to proceed, Mr. Maxwell?
00:47:33Hmm?
00:47:34Sure you are.
00:47:35Today, I will prove that my client was the victim of a severe emotional abuse by the defendant's
00:47:42that resulted in the loss of his gainful employment.
00:47:55The damages we are seeking include all...
00:48:10all property...
00:48:15all property...
00:48:20all property...
00:48:26You people have things in your life that you enjoy doing, right?
00:48:30Wouldn't you rather be out there doing those things?
00:48:32Mr. Maxwell.
00:48:33Have a picnic.
00:48:36Go to a ball game.
00:48:38Or even better, enjoy some freestyle hiking.
00:48:42And tell your husbands and wives how much you love them.
00:48:45Mr. Maxwell, that is enough.
00:48:48If there are things or people you actually care about, go to them now.
00:48:53Enjoy life while you still can.
00:48:55Go to them now.
00:48:56Go! Go!
00:48:57I will have order in this courtroom.
00:49:00And have lots and lots of sex!
00:49:03Bailiff, take him into custody.
00:49:05Mr. Maxwell, I am charging you with contempt.
00:49:09Oh.
00:49:10The man's on drugs.
00:49:12No, no, no, no.
00:49:13Mr. Maxwell, I am remanding you to the custody of a drug rehabilitation center immediately.
00:49:19Bailiff, take him away.
00:49:20These are not drugs!
00:49:21These are not drugs!
00:49:22I hate you!
00:49:23And you, I hate you!
00:49:27Okay, thank you.
00:49:29Eileen?
00:49:31Yeah?
00:49:33You're never gonna believe this.
00:49:36No.
00:49:39Holy shit.
00:49:42So, Judge Calhoun thinks you have a drug problem.
00:49:48Yeah, I kind of flipped out in court.
00:49:52Yeah, so I heard.
00:49:54What's going on?
00:49:55I don't know.
00:49:58Everything seems so boring now.
00:50:00Because everyone else is doing something that revolves around sex.
00:50:04Getting it, or talking about it, or looking for it.
00:50:08My appetite is next to nothing.
00:50:10And I think I can't stand my job anymore.
00:50:14Let me ask you something.
00:50:15Why did you become a lawyer in the first place?
00:50:17Well, I don't know.
00:50:18I mean...
00:50:20Good money.
00:50:22Mm-hmm.
00:50:23Prestige.
00:50:24Oh, really useful things for picking up women.
00:50:28You're right, oh my God!
00:50:31Mm-hmm.
00:50:32My whole life is based on sex!
00:50:33Bingo!
00:50:35We've got to do something about this.
00:50:36We do.
00:50:37But I have no idea what I can do for you.
00:50:39Please.
00:50:41Owen.
00:50:42Please?
00:50:44This is embarrassing, Owen.
00:50:45You're begging?
00:50:47Let's see, what can I do to help you?
00:50:49Art therapy?
00:50:50Hm?
00:50:51No.
00:50:52Self-love.
00:50:53Oh, you've got plenty of that.
00:50:55I don't know, Owen.
00:50:56I guess I could try and put you into the sex addict group.
00:50:59Starts at three.
00:51:01Even better!
00:51:02Sex addicts!
00:51:03You're gonna self-diagnose as a sex addict?
00:51:05Yes.
00:51:06Great!
00:51:07Let's put you in there.
00:51:08Excellent.
00:51:09And please read the manual before you get started, okay?
00:51:11Excellent.
00:51:12See you there.
00:51:13See you there.
00:51:14Oh, wow.
00:51:16Karma is a bitch.
00:51:20For me, it all started with a bunch of meaningless affairs.
00:51:23It was a co-worker, then a client.
00:51:26Sure, I have a wife and kids at home, but, you know, I figure all men cheat around.
00:51:29It's no big deal.
00:51:32Until it started interfering with my work.
00:51:34I mean, I used to miss meetings because I was having sex with complete strangers in public restrooms.
00:51:40It didn't matter to me anymore.
00:51:41I lost everything.
00:51:43My 12-year-old daughter won't even talk to me.
00:51:48It's been four months and five days.
00:51:51I'm gonna stay straight.
00:51:53Four months? Did he say four months?
00:51:55Seriously, if I'm not getting any by then?
00:51:58Somebody please shoot me!
00:52:00Okay. Frank, thank you so much for sharing.
00:52:03Everyone, we have a new member of our group today.
00:52:05Owen, why don't you tell us why you're here?
00:52:07Look, it's simple.
00:52:09I can't have sex.
00:52:10Well, I'm glad that you admitted to yourself and showing how harmful your lifestyle has been in the past.
00:52:15My lifestyle?
00:52:16Well, yeah.
00:52:17Are you kidding me? I love my lifestyle.
00:52:19I had more action than I knew what to do with.
00:52:21What I'm really saying is, I literally can't have sex without vomiting.
00:52:27And it's killing me. I don't know who I am anymore.
00:52:29I'm really confused. Why are you here?
00:52:32I want my life back.
00:52:34I miss sex.
00:52:36And not just the act of sex.
00:52:39I miss the whole process.
00:52:42The seduction.
00:52:45The taste of a woman's neck.
00:52:47The shape of her hips when I gently remove her.
00:52:51Delicates.
00:52:53And then it begins.
00:52:54The rhythm becomes primal.
00:52:56Matching the beating of our hearts.
00:52:58We become engorged in a pleasure that is almost otherworldly.
00:53:02Faster.
00:53:03Deeper.
00:53:04Stronger.
00:53:05We're brought right up to the edge of the volcano.
00:53:07We can't hold it anymore.
00:53:08And then...
00:53:10The release.
00:53:12The orgasm.
00:53:14What else is there to live for?
00:53:18You know what?
00:53:19You don't belong here.
00:53:20Seriously, you don't belong here.
00:53:21Eileen?
00:53:23Well, that was a big mistake.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:27They look to be enjoying themselves.
00:53:31So what now?
00:53:32Go.
00:53:33Go?
00:53:34Just like that?
00:53:35You're supposed to help me.
00:53:36Look Owen, I can't have you undoing all the good work that I've done here.
00:53:40You don't belong here.
00:53:41So what do you want me to do now?
00:53:47Deal with it.
00:53:48A lot of people haven't had sex in months or... years.
00:53:52The whole world doesn't exist to please you, Owen Maxwell.
00:53:55There's a lot bigger problems out there than not getting laid.
00:53:59Goodbye.
00:54:02Goodbye.
00:54:03I need you.
00:54:04I need you
00:54:34Like I need to wait for a dare
00:54:40Like I need a gun in my mouth
00:54:46And a bullet passing through my head
00:54:53Oh, I hate feeling like they're
00:55:00Yeah
00:55:01Oh, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:10Checking up on you
00:55:11Me? I'm fine
00:55:12Oh yeah, no, no, you look great
00:55:14You look great
00:55:15Just a headache
00:55:16Don't judge
00:55:18Booze is the closest thing I have to a relationship right now
00:55:22It's like my father
00:55:24Say bye
00:55:24Don't pour daddy down the drain
00:55:26No
00:55:27Pull yourself together, man
00:55:30Ah, there she is
00:55:33Nice catch
00:55:34Get dressed, let's go
00:55:37How is it you're this bad at basketball?
00:55:43I'm more of a penetrator than a shooter
00:55:45Oh no, you're not
00:55:46Owen is a penetrator
00:55:48Yes
00:55:51Owen Maxwell's back
00:55:54Oh, guys
00:55:55Can't tell you how desperate I've been
00:55:58This whole nausea business is killing me
00:56:00Man, don't worry about it
00:56:01I mean, there's plenty of fun we can have without winning
00:56:03Really?
00:56:04Yeah, that's true
00:56:04Like what?
00:56:05Well, we could go for a picnic lunch
00:56:07Great pottery class
00:56:08Oh, freestyle hiking
00:56:11You like that
00:56:12I want to have fun
00:56:14It's not about your bucket list
00:56:16Yeah
00:56:16Look, hey, how about a Dodgers game?
00:56:19Can you get box seats?
00:56:20Well, depends whether I still have clout with one of my old clients
00:56:24Clout?
00:56:25Yeah, clout
00:56:26Yeah, that's what you get for sleeping around, bro
00:56:28What?
00:56:30What?
00:56:31Oh, I gotta go
00:56:34I told you to put that thing away
00:56:36No, this is Otto
00:56:37We found Dr. Candy
00:56:38Not a real doctor, by the way
00:56:40Oh, Otto
00:56:41Your buddy Otto came through big time, man
00:56:43Ironically, he's a dwarf
00:56:45So, things are looking up, right?
00:56:49Well, he's blind, actually
00:56:51So he's not, you know, looking, per se
00:56:54Fine, using his other senses
00:56:56Very resourceful
00:56:58How about you?
00:56:59What's your excuse?
00:57:00I gotta date the team
00:57:01This mature Philly all by myself
00:57:02A little bit later on
00:57:03Oh, oh
00:57:04Guys, we just got here
00:57:06Owen Maxwell
00:57:07You the man
00:57:09He's back
00:57:10Maxwell has the ball
00:57:12And half court
00:57:13And he's breaking down
00:57:14The defense by himself
00:57:15Four seconds to go
00:57:16Goes to the left
00:57:17Three seconds to go
00:57:18Goes to the right
00:57:18Two seconds to go
00:57:19Spins
00:57:20And fadeaway shot
00:57:21One second
00:57:22And
00:57:23He was fouled
00:57:25He was fouled
00:57:26And then
00:57:30In the deepest depths
00:57:32Of my darkness
00:57:33I saw a shaft of light
00:57:36Hope
00:57:37What's wrong with him?
00:57:47He caught Marnie with another guy today
00:57:49On his surveillance equipment
00:57:50Yeah, apparently a blowjob
00:57:52Looks a lot worse
00:57:53On infrared
00:57:54Ouch
00:57:56Well
00:57:57I hear pain feeds art
00:57:59So
00:58:00Do you think we should help him?
00:58:23Probably
00:58:24It's a shame
00:58:28I see it every day
00:58:30What?
00:58:30Guys thinking the world
00:58:31Revolves around their
00:58:32Little friend?
00:58:34That's not what I meant
00:58:34I'm saying
00:58:36Men just hand their balls
00:58:37Over to women
00:58:38Like they're melted bonbons
00:58:39Wow, guys
00:58:40How poetic
00:58:41Maybe you two
00:58:42Should get up on stage
00:58:43I'm serious
00:58:44You see
00:58:45It's the secret
00:58:46No one talks about
00:58:47Women have all the power
00:58:48In society
00:58:49Careful, buddy
00:58:49I wouldn't say that
00:58:50Too loudly in here
00:58:51Yeah, you might get a
00:58:52Birkenstock thrown at your head
00:58:54In this place
00:58:54You know what I'm saying
00:58:55Women use their sexuality
00:58:57To get what they want
00:58:58And men just let them
00:58:59Get away with it
00:59:00Come on
00:59:01You're being ridiculous
00:59:02Am I?
00:59:06Look
00:59:06Case in point
00:59:13I hate women
00:59:16You know
00:59:18Sparling hair
00:59:20In your eyes
00:59:21In your voice
00:59:22It's like a kitten's fur
00:59:23On a spring day
00:59:25In your
00:59:26Those eyes
00:59:27Are they
00:59:28You choose
00:59:28Yeah
00:59:29Yeah
00:59:30Excuse me
00:59:38Excuse me
00:59:45Excuse me
00:59:46Would you mind
00:59:47My keys
00:59:47Oh
00:59:49You'd like me to do that
00:59:51Wouldn't you
00:59:52Excuse me
00:59:53You'd like me to bend down
00:59:55And practically kiss the ground
00:59:56To grab your keys
00:59:57Why don't you ask me
00:59:58To kiss your feet
00:59:59While I'm down there
00:59:59Yeah
01:00:00Sorry
01:00:00Sorry
01:00:01No, you're not sorry
01:00:02You're just using me
01:00:03Like a piece of meat
01:00:04Huh
01:00:04Why don't you ask me
01:00:06To grab your things instead
01:00:07Because holding things
01:00:08Is for strong people
01:00:10But crawling around
01:00:11Is for ants
01:00:12And cockroaches
01:00:13Is this what you think of me
01:00:14No
01:00:15No
01:00:15Give me this
01:00:16No
01:00:16Give me this
01:00:17I want you to
01:00:18No, those are my back
01:00:19Go
01:00:19Go
01:00:20Go
01:00:20Give me this
01:00:21Is this your father
01:00:23Hi
01:00:32I'm here to pick up
01:00:34Owen Maxwell
01:00:34Uh-huh
01:00:36Mack Wells
01:00:42Yes
01:00:42Hey, next time
01:00:50Use a glove
01:00:51Next time
01:00:52Take it like a man
01:00:53Hi
01:00:55Hi
01:00:56Thanks for bailing me out
01:00:57How were you thinking?
01:00:59I don't know
01:01:00All of a sudden
01:01:02I started seeing things differently
01:01:03Kind of like the Matrix
01:01:05When you think the wrong way
01:01:06And actually the whole thing
01:01:08Is a fantasy
01:01:09Is a jail part of your fantasy?
01:01:14Let's go, Neil
01:01:15Why are you walking with a limp?
01:01:21Nothing
01:01:21Nothing
01:01:22So, now what?
01:01:29Fortunately for you
01:01:31The judge is a friend of mine
01:01:33So she's not going to pursue
01:01:34Any disciplinary action
01:01:35For you or me
01:01:37Just like that?
01:01:38Provided I personally
01:01:40Supervise your rehabilitation
01:01:41Wait, are you saying
01:01:42You're going to follow me around?
01:01:44Oh, do not flatter yourself
01:01:46We're going to do the same exercises
01:01:47Just outside of the center
01:01:50We're going to have to get you past
01:01:50Whatever crazy sex detox
01:01:52That you have going on
01:01:54So get it together
01:01:55Sounds good
01:01:57Good night, Owen
01:01:59I need you
01:02:05Like I need you
01:02:11Oh, hi
01:02:12Hi
01:02:13You must be Dr. Eileen
01:02:16I'm Trudy
01:02:17Oh, I'm sorry
01:02:18I just woke up
01:02:19I almost look like a mess
01:02:20But you
01:02:20Look adorable
01:02:22I could just eat you right up
01:02:23Come on in
01:02:24Oh, thank you
01:02:24Is Owen here?
01:02:26Be right down
01:02:28Oh, hello, Dr. Eileen
01:02:30My name is Mo
01:02:32Hi
01:02:32Would you
01:02:33Hi
01:02:33Would you like to step outside?
01:02:35I just cleaned the patio furniture
01:02:37Um, sure
01:02:38I can wait outside
01:02:39Would you like to stay
01:02:40Right this way
01:02:40You really like it out there
01:02:42It's a beautiful day to
01:02:43But how about a cup of coffee first?
01:02:44A cup of coffee?
01:02:44How do you like it?
01:02:45Coffee like you like your men?
01:02:46Coffee
01:02:47Hot and strong
01:02:48Oh
01:02:48A little sugar
01:02:50Owen
01:02:50Let's hit the field
01:02:51All right, come back again, will you?
01:02:53Okay, come back
01:02:54Wow
01:02:55They always do that
01:02:56They have really nice manners
01:02:58Why are we here again?
01:03:03Oh, we need to change your lifestyle
01:03:05Excuse me?
01:03:07Your job, your friends, even your routines are all about sex
01:03:11So if we alter your environment, you know, just change it up a little bit
01:03:14And then you can move forward in a healthy way
01:03:17Uh, this was not the exhibit from last week
01:03:23So what do you think?
01:03:34I think this represents man's internal confusion
01:03:37On one hand, we think we rule the earth
01:03:40Like we're at the top of the food chain or something
01:03:42But on the other hand, we're still subject to the chaotic forces of the universe
01:03:46Really leaves us no choice at all
01:03:49Hmm, yeah, I think you're right
01:03:51You took into account the juxtaposition of colors
01:03:54With the strong sense the artist has of non-Euclidean angles
01:03:58I didn't know you knew anything about art
01:04:06I know enough to get laid
01:04:08Nice
01:04:10It's just a bunch of plants
01:04:25I know, that's the point
01:04:28Like getting in touch with nature, it's good for you
01:04:31I had sex once with a woman who didn't shave her armpits
01:04:35Does that count?
01:04:36Hmm, it's jasmine
01:04:42Honeysuckle
01:04:44What?
01:04:46This is not jasmine, this is honeysuckle
01:04:48They smell similar
01:04:50But why jasmine only blooms in winter?
01:04:53Therefore, this is honeysuckle
01:04:55Honeysuckle
01:04:57You sure do know a lot about flowers
01:05:00Oh, I know enough to get laid
01:05:03Oh, gosh
01:05:04Does everything that you do or think or say have to do with sex?
01:05:08What makes you say that?
01:05:12You know, let's just
01:05:12Let's call it a day
01:05:14Okay, but let's do something more fun tomorrow
01:05:18What?
01:05:19I thought you were enjoying your hoe
01:05:21So how about I choose the next outing?
01:05:27Okay, as long as it has nothing to do with sex
01:05:31At all
01:05:32You bet
01:05:33You like hanging out in dog parks
01:05:44Mm-hmm
01:05:45You don't have a dog
01:05:46Dog parks are the best pickup joints in the city
01:05:50It's very entertaining
01:05:51Of course
01:05:54Here, right there
01:05:56Yeah?
01:05:58That's the old toss and chat
01:06:00Classic move
01:06:01Oh
01:06:02Oh
01:06:03What?
01:06:04What happened?
01:06:05He made a humping joke
01:06:06That's a no-no
01:06:07You know a lot of dog park etiquette
01:06:09I know enough to get laid
01:06:11Right, there it is
01:06:13You should write a book
01:06:15All the ways to get laid
01:06:17I could say, you know
01:06:20How this could be fun in a warped
01:06:22Sort of way
01:06:23What?
01:06:24Are you saying you actually can enjoy the company of a man?
01:06:27I would qualify that as a major breakthrough
01:06:29No, no, no
01:06:30This is not
01:06:31I'm enjoying the dog park
01:06:33Let's just try and exercise
01:06:36No sex talk
01:06:39Before
01:06:40Let's just start with something
01:06:42Um, 60 seconds
01:06:44You want to sit?
01:06:45Sure
01:06:45Let's sit
01:06:46Let's sit
01:06:46I think if you take this seriously
01:06:48It's a real opportunity for growth
01:06:51I'm growing just fine on my own
01:06:55Thank you very much
01:06:57Look at this dog
01:06:58He's licking his own balls
01:06:59What are you, 12?
01:07:05Only mentally
01:07:12Almost
01:07:13Don't fade away
01:07:18I just got off the phone with Davenport
01:07:20He says you're not returning his calls
01:07:22And you've gotten next to nowhere on his case
01:07:24I shouldn't have to remind you
01:07:26He's a very important client
01:07:28That's the McCarthy file
01:07:32Owen, what the hell are you doing?
01:07:37I quit
01:07:37I wouldn't have gone in
01:07:41So you just left?
01:07:51Yep
01:07:51You realize your life is like a novel
01:07:53That reminds me
01:07:54I have a question about writing
01:07:56Yeah?
01:07:57What is it?
01:07:58How do I write?
01:08:00I don't know
01:08:01You just write
01:08:02I wish it was that easy
01:08:03But every time I sit in front of my screen
01:08:06I go blank
01:08:07You're psyching yourself out
01:08:09Look
01:08:10Whenever I get blocked
01:08:11I have my housekeeper sneak up behind me
01:08:13And smack me over the head
01:08:15What?
01:08:17Since when do you have a housekeeper?
01:08:19Well, it's actually my mom
01:08:20But the point is
01:08:21The pain pulls me out of the funk that I was in
01:08:24And brings me back into the real world
01:08:25You're a very disturbed man, you know that?
01:08:28It fuels my art
01:08:29Thanks
01:08:31I gotta say
01:08:33The way you're handling this whole
01:08:35No sex deal
01:08:36It's inspiring
01:08:38It's got me reflecting on my own life
01:08:41I finally think I'm over Marnie
01:08:46Good for you, buddy
01:08:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:08:52Sit down
01:08:53Relax
01:08:55Breathe
01:08:56Thank you
01:08:58Thank you
01:09:00Jude, Jude, Jude
01:09:02Over here
01:09:04No, Otto
01:09:05Over here
01:09:06Sorry about that, mister
01:09:07So, we found this Dr. Candy
01:09:11Turns out she has a warrant out for arrest
01:09:14For the unauthorized practice of medicine
01:09:16That explains why the office was abandoned
01:09:19Yes
01:09:20She was arrested in Las Vegas
01:09:21And brought back to California
01:09:23Where she's on parole
01:09:24Okay, so how do we find her?
01:09:25Easy, my friend
01:09:27She's fitted with one of those parole inklets
01:09:29Which can be kept track of
01:09:31Right here
01:09:32But how do you see that?
01:09:34That's why I need you
01:09:36Let's go
01:09:37Come on
01:09:37Oh
01:09:37Come on
01:09:38Oh, we're doing this
01:09:39Otto
01:09:42Over here
01:09:44Turn around, man
01:09:45Jesus
01:09:47Bring the weight into the right foot
01:09:49Inhale
01:09:49Left knee reaches up
01:09:51Arms to the sky
01:09:53This is your left leg
01:09:54This is your right leg
01:09:55There's something wrong
01:09:56Left
01:09:57Left
01:09:58Left leg
01:09:58So, like you say
01:10:03I quit just like that
01:10:05And you know
01:10:07I thought I was going to regret it at first
01:10:09But no
01:10:10It feels great
01:10:12You know what I want to do with my life
01:10:14Or at least I know what I want to do next
01:10:16I want to write a book
01:10:18And hands together in front of the heart
01:10:21Isn't that great?
01:10:26I think it's great
01:10:27Are you even listening to me?
01:10:33I'm trying to do yoga
01:10:35Hey, how can he do that?
01:10:41What?
01:10:41How can he do that?
01:10:43You just wrap it up
01:10:44Are you
01:10:54Are you okay?
01:10:58Owen
01:10:59Stop
01:11:01What was that all about?
01:11:04It was yoga
01:11:05It's like stretching and meditation
01:11:07Is good for the soul
01:11:08No, no
01:11:09Don't give me that
01:11:10You were
01:11:10You were trying to make me vomit
01:11:12What?
01:11:13Yeah
01:11:14Don't be ridiculous
01:11:18Do you find me attractive?
01:11:24What?
01:11:24No, no
01:11:25Of course not
01:11:26What are you talking?
01:11:27No
01:11:27No, I like what we have
01:11:29And I think I'm making a lot of progress lately
01:11:32So, please, please
01:11:33Don't change the rules on me now
01:11:36I'm not changing the rules
01:11:38It was yoga
01:11:39Look
01:11:43We have to eat
01:11:44Let's get some dinner
01:11:46Oh, I have groceries at the house
01:11:47I was just gonna cook
01:11:48Great
01:11:49I'll cook for you
01:11:50I did have another bottle
01:12:00You know what that means
01:12:02You have to tell me the joke now
01:12:04But first
01:12:05Try this
01:12:07Careful, it's hot
01:12:08Thank you
01:12:12Mmm
01:12:15Mmm
01:12:17More basil
01:12:19You know an awful lot about cooking
01:12:22Well, I know enough
01:12:25To get laid
01:12:27Got it
01:12:28So there's this woman
01:12:30Who suddenly grabs her husband in the kitchen
01:12:33And demands he makes love to her immediately
01:12:35As soon as she's done
01:12:36She runs back to the stove
01:12:37Thanks, she says to him
01:12:39My egg timer broke
01:12:40And I needed to know when two minutes was up
01:12:42It's a bad joke
01:12:44It's a bad joke
01:12:45I'll do it again
01:12:47No, it's actually kind of funny
01:12:51Is this a real love?
01:12:52Mmm
01:12:52I didn't know you were capable
01:12:54Well, I am human
01:12:57Well
01:12:57If you say so
01:12:59So
01:12:59You think
01:13:01I'm
01:13:02A boring
01:13:04Forget
01:13:05Workaholic
01:13:06Don't you?
01:13:06Yeah
01:13:08Well, in a cute way
01:13:11You only know one side of me
01:13:14I mean, I'm very serious about my work
01:13:16But I'm a socialite
01:13:17You do?
01:13:19Mm-hmm
01:13:19I am a boring, frigid workaholic
01:13:27At least you don't vomit during sex
01:13:30Yeah, but I wasn't always like that
01:13:32I was in love
01:13:34Once
01:13:36Really?
01:13:37Mm-hmm
01:13:38You were
01:13:38You were in love?
01:13:39Come on
01:13:40Do you need my wine?
01:13:44Yeah, I guess we do
01:13:45Yeah
01:13:45So I met this guy in college
01:13:55He was like the perfect guy
01:13:57My whole life was lining up exactly the way it's supposed to
01:14:03Why do I feel it was trouble in paradise?
01:14:08Mm-hmm
01:14:08Because he didn't want me to work
01:14:10What?
01:14:11He made all his decisions
01:14:13He even had to approve my wardrobe
01:14:16Like
01:14:16I don't know if this would have passed
01:14:20It's a nice dress
01:14:21Thank you
01:14:22I really wanted to marry him
01:14:24What happened?
01:14:24He broke up with me
01:14:28Yeah, he said that I was too dependent on him
01:14:33And that he needed a more career-minded woman
01:14:37That's when I vowed
01:14:39I will happily be married to my job
01:14:42Yeah
01:14:45Wow
01:14:46You're messed up
01:14:49Mm-hmm
01:14:50Oh, God
01:15:17Oh, my God
01:15:20You seduced me
01:15:22You got me drunk
01:15:23Oh, my God
01:15:24I cannot believe
01:15:25I fell for your cheesy-ass lines of
01:15:28Oh, you're doing better
01:15:29And I helped you
01:15:31You're such a pig
01:15:34What about you?
01:15:35My husband
01:15:35I love my career
01:15:36Me, me, me
01:15:37Oh, no
01:15:38Do not blame me
01:15:39Oh, God
01:15:40Oh, my God
01:15:41This is all your fault
01:15:43My fault?
01:15:44I didn't do anything
01:15:45It doesn't even feel like I had sex
01:15:46Well
01:15:47Me neither
01:15:48Are you sure?
01:15:50Are you sure?
01:15:51I don't know
01:15:51Look for evidence
01:15:52Did you vomit?
01:15:53No
01:15:53Are you sure you didn't throw up?
01:15:58I'm clear
01:15:59There's no vomit
01:16:00Check the back
01:16:03What?
01:16:04Your back
01:16:05Why?
01:16:07Oh, no
01:16:08I would never do that
01:16:11Owen Maxwell
01:16:12You don't have much practice with this, do you?
01:16:16I should go
01:16:18Yeah, you should go
01:16:20I mean
01:16:21I'm still married
01:16:23You're technically still married, yeah
01:16:25I'm going
01:16:28Look
01:16:32I really enjoyed spending time with you
01:16:37This whole relationship without sex
01:16:40Has been the best thing that ever happened to me
01:16:43I don't want to go back
01:16:44I don't want to go back
01:16:44Oh, of course
01:16:47No, you absolutely
01:16:48Should not go back
01:16:51I mean
01:16:51You've done a really
01:16:52You've done a really good job
01:16:54Yeah
01:16:54It's because of you
01:16:55Please
01:16:57Can we
01:16:57Can we keep things the way they are?
01:17:02Oh
01:17:03Um
01:17:04I don't
01:17:05I don't think so
01:17:07Owen
01:17:07I'm sorry
01:17:08I just
01:17:08Doctor
01:17:09Patient
01:17:10Things kick it weird
01:17:11I just
01:17:12You know
01:17:13I
01:17:13I don't think so
01:17:14Oh, God
01:17:22Owen
01:17:32This is Louis Davenport
01:17:33Now, Rhonda told me that you quit the firm
01:17:35And I know I'm not your client anymore
01:17:37But I
01:17:38I still need your help
01:17:39So if you remember what I told you about love
01:17:41Then you know how important it is to keep trying
01:17:44For my sake
01:17:45And for that of my wife
01:17:47Mr. Maxwell
01:18:03What an unpleasant surprise
01:18:06Have you come back to fertilize my other plants?
01:18:09Okay, Mrs. Davenport
01:18:10No more games
01:18:11What is it going to take
01:18:14To get you back together with your husband?
01:18:17I don't see why I should
01:18:18Any jury in the country
01:18:20Would no doubt give me half of everything
01:18:22My husband owns
01:18:23What's in it for me, Mr. Maxwell?
01:18:27Mrs. Davenport
01:18:28Your husband loves you very, very much
01:18:30He's willing to give up everything
01:18:32To get you back
01:18:33God knows
01:18:35I'm
01:18:35I'm no expert in love
01:18:37I vomited on the last woman I slept with
01:18:39Long story
01:18:40What I'm saying is
01:18:42He's really miserable
01:18:43Without you
01:18:44And for some reason
01:18:45He's got it into his head
01:18:47That
01:18:47You give him purpose
01:18:48He believes that being with you
01:18:52Makes him complete
01:18:53Without you
01:18:55He's just
01:18:55Empty
01:18:57That was quite a speech, Mr. Maxwell
01:19:00I didn't think you had it in you
01:19:03Well, to be honest
01:19:05Neither did I
01:19:06You can tell your client
01:19:09That I'd be willing to have a conversation
01:19:11About the possibility
01:19:12Of reconciliation
01:19:14Thank you, Mrs. Davenport
01:19:16And Mr. Maxwell
01:19:17Don't think I was fooled for a second
01:19:19Not an expert in love
01:19:22Hello?
01:19:27My house?
01:19:31Okay
01:19:31I have to go
01:19:33Stay out of trouble, Mr. Maxwell
01:19:35Oh, I will
01:19:36What is happening?
01:19:46Dr. Candy was here when we showed up
01:19:48So Jude jumped her
01:19:49Wrestled her to the ground
01:19:50And brought her here
01:19:50That's right
01:19:51She was tough, too
01:19:52So I did
01:19:52Hey
01:19:53I did most of the work
01:19:54What about the other one?
01:19:56She showed up, too
01:19:57So Mo and I jumped her
01:19:58I don't understand
01:19:59Why are they two Dr. Candies?
01:20:01Yeah, that confused me, too
01:20:03You were supposed to find her
01:20:05Not a doctor
01:20:06Ah, miscommunication
01:20:07I guess we both share that blame
01:20:09What is this?
01:20:11What?
01:20:12That's mine
01:20:13Are you okay?
01:20:15I rang the doorbell
01:20:16And these lunatics attacked me
01:20:17And tied me up
01:20:18What are you doing here?
01:20:20Oh, part of the times of my parole
01:20:21Is to apologize to my victims
01:20:22What victims?
01:20:24Yeah, you know
01:20:25For duping my patients
01:20:26Into believing
01:20:26I could hypnotize their problems away
01:20:28You're saying
01:20:29You do not know
01:20:31How to hypnotize your clients?
01:20:33Oh, come on
01:20:33Dr. Candy with an eye
01:20:35What do you think?
01:20:36But addicts are gullible
01:20:37And desperate
01:20:38And are willing to believe anything
01:20:39But the whole thing
01:20:41The breathing
01:20:42The animals
01:20:43It felt real
01:20:44It must have been
01:20:45Because you wanted it to work
01:20:46No one can trick the mind
01:20:48Against its will
01:20:48You're saying
01:20:49It's all in my mind?
01:20:51Yeah, probably
01:20:53Which should mean
01:20:54It will be easy for me to undo
01:20:55Could you please untie me?
01:20:57Owen
01:20:58What is going on?
01:21:00Aileen, what are you doing here?
01:21:01I sent over my assistant
01:21:03Hours ago
01:21:03With the signed divorce papers
01:21:05Your assistant?
01:21:08Marnie?
01:21:09Marnie?
01:21:10Marnie!
01:21:11Oh, oh, Marnie
01:21:12My little kumquat
01:21:14Let me untie you
01:21:15What is going on?
01:21:16Are you okay?
01:21:17I am now
01:21:17What are you doing?
01:21:19Your assistant is Jude's Marnie
01:21:20And Jude's Marnie is
01:21:21Your reception?
01:21:23Yes
01:21:23Why is she tied up?
01:21:25And why is she tied up?
01:21:26No, no, no
01:21:26That's a mistake
01:21:26That's a mistake
01:21:27I didn't mean for this to happen
01:21:28I've been following you
01:21:30For some time now
01:21:31To see if you've been lying to me
01:21:32I know you have
01:21:33Your disguises are terrible
01:21:35But I told you
01:21:36I wanted to focus on my job
01:21:38What about the other guy?
01:21:40What other guy?
01:21:42You know
01:21:42Maybe that was my roommate
01:21:47And her boyfriend
01:21:48Your roommate?
01:21:50Your ro-
01:21:51Who is the roommate?
01:21:54So it makes sense
01:21:55Okay
01:21:55No, Eileen, Eileen
01:21:56This is Dr. Candy
01:21:57Dr. Candy, this is Eileen
01:21:59Eileen, this is Dr. Candy
01:22:02Uh-huh
01:22:02The woman hypnotized me
01:22:04And made me go crazy
01:22:05But she actually saved my life
01:22:07Because she made me realize
01:22:08That the only thing I want
01:22:10Is to be with you
01:22:12Then maybe you should untie her
01:22:16Oh
01:22:17Oh
01:22:17Thank you
01:22:21I'm really sorry about this
01:22:23Not a problem
01:22:24You're not going to press charges
01:22:26Right?
01:22:26Oh, God, no
01:22:27I have enough problems
01:22:28With the police as it is
01:22:29She's on parole
01:22:29So, uh
01:22:30Shall we do a little reverse hypnosis?
01:22:33Hmm?
01:22:34Let's say we make it a couple session
01:22:36What?
01:22:37Relax, honey
01:22:38I'm a doctor
01:22:38You know the drill
01:22:40So put your hand on her heart
01:22:41You're going to put your hand
01:22:42On his heart, okay?
01:22:43Sweet, sweetie
01:22:44Gorgeous
01:22:44Close your eyes
01:22:46Relax
01:22:46Take a deep breath
01:22:48I want you to imagine
01:22:50You're lying naked on the beach
01:22:51The breeze is warm
01:22:53The sound of the waves
01:22:55Match the rise and fall
01:22:56Of your breath
01:22:57And as I count from three
01:22:59You will release control
01:23:01Of your mind to my voice
01:23:03Three
01:23:04Two
01:23:06One
01:23:08You should be dancing with me
01:23:15You got it
01:23:16Oh, Angelina
01:23:19Oro, my friend
01:23:22You made it
01:23:23Dude, thank you so much
01:23:24I really loved your book
01:23:26Thank you
01:23:27How did you, you know
01:23:29How did you
01:23:30Oh, I read it to him
01:23:31Oh, that's so sweet
01:23:33Let me give you a copy
01:23:34There's your sign called, baby
01:23:36Thank you
01:23:36Thank you so much
01:23:38Yeah
01:23:38Oh, oh, goodbye
01:23:40Guys, hi
01:23:42You made it
01:23:44This is awesome
01:23:46Yeah, thanks, man
01:23:47I'm so happy
01:23:48She finally let me out of work
01:23:49I'm so happy for you
01:23:50I'm so happy for you
01:23:51Yeah
01:23:51Hey, baby
01:23:52Thanks, Bob
01:23:52Bye
01:23:52This is a great turn
01:23:54Oh, I'm sorry to cut in
01:23:56I can't tell you
01:23:58How grateful I am
01:23:59For everything you did
01:24:00It just means so much to me
01:24:03To have a second chance
01:24:05I'm really glad I could help
01:24:06Brilliant
01:24:07Thank you
01:24:08Right, honey?
01:24:09Oh, look
01:24:11Some hors d'oeuvres
01:24:12Looks tasty
01:24:13Don't feel bad for me
01:24:18Our little arrangement
01:24:19Bought me a villa
01:24:20On the Spanish coast
01:24:21So I'll spare in love
01:24:23And real estate
01:24:24Oh, yes, babe
01:24:26I'm not quite sure what to say
01:24:30I say
01:24:31Let's dance
01:24:33Oh, nice
01:24:34Hello
01:24:35We're complete
01:24:38You look so small
01:24:42But with a nice big copper
01:24:45Are you from Denmark?
01:24:50Are you straight?
01:24:53Do you like drama?
01:24:57We don't care
01:24:59Oh, that's one
01:25:04Keep a smile upon you
01:25:34It's getting harder
01:25:36To understand
01:25:38The things she's saying
01:25:40Marnie
01:25:47It's Jude
01:25:48Owen, he's, uh
01:25:51He's relapsed
01:25:54We caught fire
01:25:56And burned down
01:25:59The western coast
01:26:02We drove all night
01:26:05And kept to the desert
01:26:07All right
01:26:10You and I
01:26:13We're always talking
01:26:15Never doing
01:26:15And we're right
01:26:16Where we began
01:26:18And all
01:26:20And all
01:26:20We ever wanted
01:26:22Was a place
01:26:23We could call
01:26:24Our home
01:26:25And home
01:26:27Because
01:26:28A cemetery
01:26:30Where the ghosts
01:26:32I'll go
01:26:33To show
01:26:34The road
01:26:36So they don't have to
01:26:38Wait it out
01:26:39Alone
01:26:40We caught fire
01:26:42We caught fire
01:26:43And burned down
01:26:45The western coast
01:26:47We drove all night
01:26:51And kept to the desert
01:26:53We were away
01:26:55We told
01:27:01Them all
01:27:03We're only waiting
01:27:04For a moment
01:27:05And we shouldn't be
01:27:07Too lonely
01:27:08We're gone
01:27:10But a little white light
01:27:13Never hurt no one
01:27:15We're old enough
01:27:18To know the stars
01:27:20Won't point us on
01:27:22Couldn't roll
01:27:24We're gonna shine
01:27:28Right past the sun
01:27:29Gonna shine
01:27:33Right past the sun
01:27:35We caught fire
01:27:48And burned down
01:27:50The western coast
01:27:53We drove all night
01:27:56And kept to the desert
01:27:58We caught fire
01:28:04And burned down
01:28:05The western coast
01:28:08We drove all night
01:28:11And kept to the desert
01:28:14We caught fire
01:28:19And burned down
01:28:21The western coast
01:28:24We drove all night
01:28:27And kept to the desert
01:28:29And kept to the desert
01:28:31And kept to the desert
01:28:32And kept to the desert
01:28:33And kept to the desert
01:28:33And kept to the desert
01:28:34And kept to the desert
01:28:35And kept to the desert
01:28:35And kept to the desert
01:28:36And kept to the desert
01:28:36And kept to the desert
01:28:37And kept to the desert
01:28:37And kept to the desert
01:28:38And kept to the desert
01:28:39And kept to the desert
01:28:40And kept to the desert
01:28:41And kept to the desert
01:28:42And kept to the desert
01:28:43And kept to the desert
01:28:44And kept to the desert
01:28:45And kept to the desert
01:28:46And kept to the desert
01:28:47And kept to the desert
01:28:48And kept to the desert
01:28:49And kept to the desert
01:28:50And kept to the desert
01:28:51And kept to the desert
01:28:52And kept to the desert
01:28:53And kept to the desert
01:28:54And kept to the desert
01:28:55And kept to the desert
01:28:56And kept to the desert
01:28:57You